pativrata naari

5th October, 2009

Me: hii sweetheart :)
Eesha: no sweetheart pl...am smbdy else's sweetheart :)
Me: :(
m getting one heartbreak every day
Eesha: sry dude.....
Me: i dnt knw hw many hearts do i hv in my body :D
Eesha: oh goodness... dnt tell me u were planning on me
Me: i told u.. u were short listed :)
Eesha: hanh... bt i thot ur jokin n u dnt really Mean it..
uh uh... who else in tat list... Sweetie???
hehehe
Me: no. she never liked me
Eesha: den? hmm who else?
Me: n i hv nt seen her properly
Eesha: so maybe ur short list ll b easier 2 choose now
uhmm.. ya... shakal pe itni sharam...
Me: i cnt reveal, nw u r someone else' sweetheart :)
Eesha: zulfon se chupa leti hai
Me: bt tell me one thing, u told Me tht u still hv a lot of time
Eesha: ya
Me: before marriage
Eesha: ya i did
Me: nd nw u r committed so soon
Eesha: i'm not married, committed in d sense... bf...
Me: i'll be marrying before u most probably
Eesha: tats al
hmm yeah.... tats for sure
Me: so i cn hope for marriage even nw :P
u must hv told him the same thing bout marriage tht i m young n want to study first lol
Eesha: i dint ve 2.. he understood on his own...
Me: ohh lucky boy, bt i dont think i ll hv someone like u tht dont talk of marriage :(
just an affair :P
Eesha: wat d u mean i dnt get u...he's d right guy actually...
Me: i mean i wnt a gal
Eesha: i'll marry him eventually.... but not now...
Me: tht's nt serious or thinks bout marriage bt every gal i meet thinks nthng bt marriage :P
Eesha: huh... nt really.... it spells lifelong being together...lik... aisa hai.... shld choose d right person...one man... for life
nthin wrong in havin affairs actually...dpends on indv choice
for Me... am a person who really gets emotionally attached... if i do like sm1 else i dnt like them... der's never an intermediary process... which is reqd 4 an affair..so doesnt wrk wit me... :)
Me: so u hv decided to marry him :(
Eesha: as for me i dnt quite plan on marriage n get into tis...i feel he's d right guy fr me.. he can handle me... n understand, same wit him....
Me: handle :D
Eesha: marriage to abhi bahut door hai
Me: wht kind of handling u need ;)
Eesha: hmmm ya in straight meaning... nt double... handle in d sense... my charac my nature
a mature person... n extremely patient, tats wat it takes... n he's such an angel...
Me: so u mean dealing with u, handling is different :D
Eesha: cnt say d reason y bt am madly in love wit him... i really really love him
yep whatever :)
Me: m also sweet nd understanding
Eesha: wo bhi samajh lo
Me: bt smday i feel like manhandling :P
Eesha: man handling.... hmm... 377 revised
Me: just few days back i started reading stories bout bondage nd spanking nd i found it tooo hot :)
i Meant womanhandling :D
Eesha: i heard men lik women who dominate d sack
Me: bt i ll surely want to dominate
Eesha: aggressive in bed :)
Me: aggressive is different
Eesha: uhh... watever...
Me: bt dominating women turns Me off
Eesha: hmm tats cool
Me: i love pativrata naari
Eesha: :) ha ha ha ha ha
Me: who considers husband as god
Eesha: ok...am pativrata 2 my guy... :)
n he's nt dominating too....
Me: u knw what "pati" means in hindi ?
Eesha: v're just lik equals.
Hubby. acha am gonna eat ll b back
tc cya
Me: pati=malik, owner
so its clear
Eesha: uh huh.... tats disgusting
Me: thts the indian tradition
Eesha: i'd never lik such a pati
Me: u knw :)
Eesha: nonsense
Me: bt they've named husband as "pati"
Eesha: k am gonna eat now tc cya :)
Me: okk
Eesha: warped imaginations... am a sanskrit student... i knw stuff
Me: warped ??

bout 2 hours later

Me: hii beautiful :)
so u ve got vacations ?
Eesha: hi..no... wrkin... i bunked 2 wrk. ve got wrk now re... causes f genetic mutations
Me: wt wrk ?
Eesha: ll cya l8r
Me: u mean study ?
Eesha: yeps seminar
Me: when ?
Eesha: tom
Me: evening 6 pm ?
Eesha: causes of genetic mutations
no... morn
Me: i come office around 9.30 in mrng, whn will u come?
Eesha: lesc man... ve got exam... no tym at all. ll chk up soon
Me: u knw u look exactly like a typical south indian actress :P
hott
Eesha: wht!!!!
Me!!! uhhhhh.....
f9
Me: maybe in western outfits u ll be different
Eesha: wat d fuck.... dnt tell me i luk lik sme pro actin in those movies
shitt!!!!!
Me: showie showie
Eesha: wat man...
Me: i talked bout looks sweetheart :)
Eesha: uhhh
Me: nt tht u r like them :)
Eesha: uhhhhh,,,, watever
i'm quite fair actually... contrary 2 popular belief bout southies
in fact nobody believes am southie
Me: ohh thts great thn
so u mean u look like tht fresh photo after bath
Eesha: nt just bath... always wen i'm f9
tat photo was taken in a party, no makeup... i am bit allergic 2 make up
chalo leave
Me: Me too gotta smoke :)
Eesha: ok i got wrk man ll logout now...
cya tc…

here we r now, entertain us

24th January, 2008

me: why didnt you miss call :(
Chitra: when? i was online for 10 mins, on my friend's pc. mine was away, came just now. n last night i was out to have dinner with friends n havent been online at all
me: i saw ur reply at 9.55… what was that?
Chitra: u asked abt my 2nd bf
me: yes. nohting special. i just wanted to start chat :D
n what bout the msgs on mobile?
Chitra: they were good night ones
me: i sent 3 msgs. what bout the other 2??????
Chitra: what were they about? i got one good night msg 2 times
me: llyingggg.. i wrote i ll not sleep until u give a miss call :)
Chitra: this i saw this morning on my email, not gsm
me: i believe u. so my network didnt send those 2.
its jealous :(
Chitra: i dont kno
me: so u shud ve miss called when u read mail at last :)
Chitra: it was just now n u said u woulnt sleep n u must have slept. so its over now
me: yeah, i m a Hardcore optimist, so i thought u ve not read my msg n i slept thinking bout u :)
n as a fact u had not read :)
Chitra: right
me: n then i had u in dreams :P
Chitra: oh really
me: i swear ! i ve not had a discharge since sm 15 days
Chitra: wow so long
me: really ? i ws biting n licking u from head to
Chitra: nah i dont believe
me: why?
Chitra: that u actually dreamed this

About an hour later

me: u dnt have ur mobile ?
Chitra: why
me: u didnt miss call me :(
Chitra: why to miss call???
me: got my msg or not?
Chitra: no
me: ok leave it then, u ve no mercy.
Chitra: what mercy what ur talking about
me: a miss call :)
u know smtimes very little things can make us so happy.
Chitra: didnt know u wanted
me: i Need it.
Chitra: im not a charitable association thou mehul sometimes says i am
me: miss call me now.
Chitra: why
me: coz i love u
Chitra: very sweet of u but i cant do such things without good reasons. u might want many things but it doesnt mean im willing to do them

14 minutes later

me: gussa ho?
r u angry? u r still so proud
so tell me bout ur outings bfore 18 :)
Chitra: no im not angry
didnt have
me: what u didnt have? keyboard :D
Chitra: outings b4 18
Yes. keyboard. u better behave
i dont like ur feeling of - i will do what i want n no one can stop me
me: cant say a PJ :) ????
Chitra: or, i can talk anything without thinking
me: so tum gussa ho
Chitra: no im not angry. im simply telling u

15 minutes later

me: tell me any one name of Indian Girl which doesnot Contain any of Vowel...i.e. a,e,o,u,i.......???
Chitra: i dont know such
me: so what u usually do on a date?
Chitra: i thought u r gonna say such time
me: dating is not allowed i n my family
Chitra: sorry i meant name. female name without vowels
me: thats a tough one.i guess no name is possible without vowels :D
Chitra: should be so
me: rnt u bored :)
Chitra: somewhat. i have many other things to do so not much
me: i m totally bored, need entretainment :)

5 minutes later

Chitra: here we r now, entertain us
me: he he he i meant u to entertain me :D
Chitra: im speaking on ur behalf n this is line from a famous song
me: very funny. ystrdy i had chat with Venera
Chitra: wow
and
me:
i love psychiatrists
she's very positive, diff than all girls i chatted bfore.
Chitra: she is italian and has nothing to do with india
me: i need to smoke now, see ya tomorrow good night
Chitra: bye

First Ex ReVisited

23rd January, 2008

me: hw's your finger ?:P
Chitra: my pc is not working n im very sad so no mood
me: to chat or to work :D
Chitra: my pc is not working, i m using my colleague's one bcos she went out but when comes back, which is soon, i will move :(
me: n i will cry..seems like pc is jealous of u :)
Chitra: yeah sure. i had very funny dream that my colleague keeps repeating to me how beautiful i am and one more, i was checking my first ex's some homepage that i found
me: boss around
Chitra: :)
me: who's that colleague??
Chitra: the girl sitting opposite me
me: thats good. first ex :D
hw many r there? n hw many categories ??????????
Chitra: dont u know?? i thought all my chat friends know my past ones. i know in india people never speak about their pre-marriage relations :) but here its very normal
me: n i want to know all of em :)
Chitra: they r too many
me: i ve got plenty of time :)
Chitra: i got 2 bfs n many many i have been out with n dated that i dont know the count
me: nw i m jealous of u :(
i ve got none here n u ve fucked the whole city i guess :D
Chitra: no i haven’t. only my sweetest husband
me: ohh
oho i mean so u were just hanging out with bfs. :)
thats like a good girl :D
Chitra: yes kind of
me: many indians i guess.
Chitra: no. only my exes n they were born n raised outside India. husband is the only real Indian. the rest r locals whom i dated b4 coming to india
me: so when it started? i mean age?
Chitra: 18 i think. b4 that were childish things but i got my first kiss on 5 :P
me: i hope it was childish !
Chitra: yes yes
me: to kya faayda lol
when was the first REAL one?
Chitra: on 18
me: thats very late for an outgoing girl like u, u r lying :(
Chitra: im not. i was little different in teen years. i was proud and stupid.. very stupid :)
there was one guy in my class. he started liking me from the first day n till last day, 5 years n during the classes he kept staring at me all the time. he told others he likes me a lot n wants us to be close. i was waiting waiting for him to come n tell me :)
he didn’t. i got angry with him n started hating him. at the end when we were graduating i realized i have really liked him a lot n actually the prob was i was never friendly with him, always acting proud and rude. n he was simply scared
me: exactlly like me ;) still i declared that i love u :)
Chitra: this is different besides im not rude or proud
Me: if u were very stupid, i was grand father of all stupids :)
Chitra: bad. one has to improve. i m so angry with me that i didnt realize that im stupid b4 i became 18.
me: actually its natural. one has to be childish at that age. u cant become mature soon and loose that fun :)
Chitra: im going
me: why? ok i ll have a smoke too :)

Shukra Dosh

30th September, 2009

me: hello
Rati: hii
"ur friend paresh is doing adult post in my sis`s scrap book... it will be helpful for me if u can stop him.... its a request "
me: wht rubbish :( whn did u get this ?
Rati: dnt knw, in my spam
me: chk time. ystrdy i replied him tht we were just chatting nd nw i m not scraping or msging her at all
Rati: k.. bt plz stop all dis. dis is the 3rd time ive got a complaint against "your frnd paresh"
me: ok i knw
Rati: :(
me: who ws tht ?
Rati: whch 1?
me: who complained to u bout me ?
Rati: sme guy
me: who? sandeep ?
Rati: guys frm the community..
no i dnt remember nor do i hav the profile links
me: anyw i dont care
Rati: but i do
me: see my purpose is fun only
Rati: ...
me: if i tease its in friendly manner. if someone's really hurt i leave it
Rati: but people dnt take it tht way
me: they too reply in hurting manner. they need to grow up :) i neva complain
Rati: k
me: he said me tht he filed compalain in google :D
Rati: hmm
me: wht fool
Rati: ...?
me: its simple to ignore me on orkut.. why bother bout complains :D
khali baitha hai kya wo
Rati: hmm k forget it
me: u knw she kept replying me for 2 days in my scrap book
Rati: ohh? tumhare scraps me hai kya uske scraps abhi bhi?
me: usne delete karne ke baad complain ki :(
she ws responding me otherwise why shud i keep messaging her ?
Rati: hmm right mujhe pehle aisa hi laga tha
me: at least 10 times she scraped me. if she hates me so much she should hv stopped very soon
Rati: hmm
me: my google account is still on :)
Rati: :) so wat else? hw ws weekend?
me: boring
Rati: kk y? kya kiya?
me: sleeping, tallking to myself thn watching movie, shopping
Rati: whch 1? kya ki shopping?
me: wts your rashi :D
Rati: :) hw ws it?
me: good.. so many priyankas :P
Rati: kaunsi wali achhi lagi tumhe? :)
me: 2 or 3 first one ws sanjna
Rati: ?? batao to
me: thn bhavna
Rati: kaunsi raashi hai uski?
me: thn tht colg girl too.. bhavna=dhanu
Rati: sanjana matlab?
me: naam hai lol
Rati: arre
me: jo party me mili thi wo
Rati: rashi kaunsi hai uski?
me: i dunno.. s wali hai
Rati: aquarian?
me: u cn find
Rati: s wali?
me: bt u knw one thing
Rati: ....
me: there's one chandrika too
Rati: k...
me: my mom's name is chandrika :D
Rati: :)
me: hv u ever heard this name ?
Rati: wo bhi traditional hai na?
yes.. not an uncommon name
me: :( it is uncommon
Rati: no..
me: for movies :)
Rati: y? oh
me: bt i loved the bhavna the most. she says the hero has got shukra dosh
Rati: bhavna?
me: so his first marriage will fail. he shud hv complete physical relation with someone. thn if he marries it will wrk :D
Rati: oh right the sexy one
ohh.. lol
virgo kaisi lagi? jo doctor hai wo?
me: ohh yes tht also too good so these r the 3 i like :)
Rati: hmm.. :D
mai virgo hu.. isliye was lukin for a guy's point of view :P
me: bt she wants to stay in india
Rati: right
me: bt honey me too virgo :D
Rati: lol
me: by moon shine
Rati: tum bhi virgo ho? same here
me: by birth date its cancer
Rati: yah.. same here ok.. sun sign cancer aur moon sign virgo na?
me: 21st june sm ppl take it in cancer sm in other :(
moon shine is confirmed paresh means kanya :P
Rati: lol isliye u like kanyas so much lol
21st june..
me: rite rite :)
Rati: to tum leo ho sakte ho
me: nt tht
Rati: i got it
me: leo nai aata.. its different
Rati: hw cme? thn ?
me: i cant recall nw
thn u say ?
Rati: i thnk
me: wht ?
Rati: right cancerian
me: bt in past i had seen it different
Rati: hmm.. y?
me: coz its the last day of cancer
Rati: yes
me: sm ppl take it in other rashi
Rati: right
me: which is next ?
Rati: leo
me: or previous ?
Rati: thts y i said tht.. cancer k pehle ki?
i dont knw
me: whch is previous ?
Rati: mithun hogi?
gemini
me: gemini is the correct answer :)
Rati: :) thanku thanku
me: wt bout ur bf
Rati: he is aquarian bdate se aur piscean teethi se
me: lol
Rati: ??
me: i meant wts his news
Rati: ab kya hua?
ohh.. lol kuch nai we mail each oder daily
me: mail ? or chat ?
Rati: mail. wo office mai hota hai nd he calls even
me: mail se kya karte ho :o
Rati: during nights
baate
me: kya baate karogi

7 minutes later

Rati: there?
hello?

tum sunte hi nahi

2nd December, 2008

prachi: hellozz jee kaise ho
me: hii sweetie
prachi: hmm hiessss
me: kahan thi itne din ?
prachi: yahi the, main actually raat mai online aati hun na.. aur app us waqt nhi hote
me: aata hu main bhi kabhi kabhi 9 se 10 bt never saw u
prachi: ohh
me: :)
prachi: hum 10 k baad aate hai hard luck,.....
me: mere ghar pc thodi hai
prachi: hmm haan je samajh sakte hai hum
me: still my pc nt wrkng :D
prachi: hmmm it wont yaara drivers nhi hoge toh kaise work karenga
me: yeah it was there bt i think in error
prachi: wt kaisa error ???
me: to experiment karne me i removed
prachi: ??? kya
me: nw its nt finding realtech driver on pc :(
prachi: be clear
ohh
bapre tum kisi software engg ko consult karo na
me: its quite clear. lagta hai kisi ko bulana padega
prachi: main kabse keh rhi hun
me: i reinstalled win98
prachi: tum sunte he nhi
me: bt nt wrkng yet
prachi: formatting karne se kuch nhi hoga
me: ndishlp.sys file missing thi fir ek baar aaya
prachi: google search maaro na
me: dhcpcvc.dll missing aur icmp.dll missing
prachi: are google search karke dekho may b u wll find
me: i found dll files
prachi: install kariyo na
me: bt the first thing is realtech driver. thts nt wrkng dont knw wy
prachi: search kariyo uski
kuch hua
me: its downloaded already. actually m busy in trading nw :D
prachi: ohh ok ok tk cr carry on
me: kya care karu? m losing :(
prachi: hmm
me: market is down bt my shares rising
prachi: ohhhhhhh
me: nd m losing
kismet :D
prachi: hahhaa
me: mere saath hi aisa kyu hota hai ?
prachi: ohhh udaas mat ho
me: bt this is nt fair
prachi: hmm chal bye i wannah leave tk carewaa buh bieeee

3rd December, 2008

me: hii sweetie
prachi: hellozz itni raat gaye online
me: abhi to 10 baje hai :D
prachi: hmm usually aap hote nhi ho na isliye pucha
me: office me aaj to net hi band tha to abhi aaya
prachi: ohh okezz dinr hua
me: ha
prachi: nice
me: nice to nahi tha par thik tha :D

5th December, 2008

me: hii sweetie
prachi: hies hey nice scrap...thnksss...
me: kal i saw u ol bt i was about to leave
prachi: hmm even i was bizzi..answers search kar rahi the... aaj exm the na....isliyee....
me: hw boring
prachi: why...?? :O
me: exams i mean
prachi: hmm haan woh toh hai
me: i hate to read and remember
prachi: bt kya kare... kudrat ka niyam hai ...nibhana padenga
me: kudrat ka :D
kudrat ka niyam to hai bhookh pyaas sex sleep :P
prachi: kyu daat dikha rhe ho
huh fir shuru
me: kudrat ke niyam ye hai
prachi: huh
me: studies nahi
prachi: tumse behas karna fijul hai..
chalo byee me leaving, padhay karni hai, tk cr see yaa
me: photo kiski hai ye ?
prachi: genelia kyu
me: thought so. i dont like her
prachi: ok fine bye
me: i like priyanka

6th December, 2008

me: hello sexy
prachi: huh shut up
me: lolz thnk you hv u heard tht song frm dostana :P shut up and bounce :D
gussa ho ?
prachi: nhi toh kya
me: bolti kyu nai fir
prachi: kyu bolu
me: kuchh bhi. i like ur cute voice :P
fir tune voice nai bheji :(
prachi: hmm tune mangi the kya
me: ek baar tune bheji thi wo blank thi na ?
prachi: nai woh galti se send ho gye the
me: sunu kya ?
prachi: kya
me: blank hai ye to :x fir send karo
prachi: kyu
me: bachho ko darane bajuwale k :D
prachi: huh fir toh mai kabhi na bheju
me: ok ok mere liye bas :P
prachi: never...
me: google talk pe bologi ? to call karu ?
prachi: kya
me: i mean i ll call u.. tum hello hw r u paresh bologi ?
prachi: nhi
me: to fir record karke bhejo na. kisi bhi achhi voice wali ladki ki voice :D
kho gayee ?
prachi: na
me: to kya kar rhai thi?

in the evening of the same day

me: hii beautiful jaldi bolo time kam hai
prachi: kya
me: kya kar rhai ho itni raat
prachi: bhajan.
aur tum?
me: lolz sahi hai. m reading frm savitabhabhi.com. check out..very funny
prachi: hmm kya
okk
shut up go to hell
me: sorry tune to kaha bhajan..so i had to show it :D