18th July, 2007
Sofia: kisse naraz nahi hain? :)
me: tujhse naaraz nahi zindgi…. hairan hu main,
u know the song ??
sm1 just told me not to disturb, that hurt me.
Sofia: happens :) no need to get hurt from small things
me: she does it always, its her steady status msg. anywy i love that song....
Sofia: who’s that busy girl
me: software professional, she's always online bt busy in work. forget her, its my nature to get irritated by very small things. keeps happening periodically.
Sofia: its not good 4 u. i have sm friends like this too, who r always online n always busy. why they stay online if cant talk? only girls of course. seems men r always available. or just not showing any theater :P
me: ya i m always available. bt not to anyone.
will be bak after Tea.
Sofia: ur not even now. us statyus is busy.
im having tea too. but on my desk...
16 minutes later
me: hi again…
i meant Available for Girls or women :P
i like to go away from PC for Tea to rest my eyes
Sofia: great. ur screen is LCD or the older ones?
me: older, I use MS 98 version with 14 inches screen, its not flat also. cant support google talk .
Sofia: i also have very old screen but i wrote notice to the board to change it with LCD. they approved and today i transfered the money. tmrw i must have it.
me: congrats, I ve also applied for new PC, maybe they’ll have new tech.
Sofia: hopefully :)
me: so u know ????? little hope is there, actually
Sofia: i dotn know it. but i can get
me: what can u get?
Sofia: the situation. and possible result
me: elaborate, didnt get the puzzle.
Sofia: my thinking is not understandable to all :D its puzzlin to myself too.
me: come on nw , tell it.
Sofia: what to tell
me: which situation?
which possible result?
Sofia: the situation at ur company and the probable result of the application for PC
me: u r just too smart for me..
Sofia: why? n can u tell me, whats the word for swamp in hindi
me: give a sentence using that word in English.
Sofia: swamp is like pool of water, but with green color and with a lot of growth. like a small lake
me: i dont know, its special, we call such lake by the same name as others.
Sofia: okk what is pokhar?
me: again, give reference.
Sofia: are this is in hindi. i cant
me: testing time for me. typical word.
btw dont use words like
Are, OK.
they hurt Badly!
Sofia: then should i use chickoo :P or abbe…
anyway if u wish so i will not use any more
me: abey is good. i use it often.
Sofia: i dont doubt. but its meaning is worse than are :)
7 minutes later
me: r u an Italian ?
Sofia: to some extent. why?
me: u talk, react, think etc quite like an Indian.
Sofia: really
7 minutes later
me: u really seem Indian !!!!! i swear.
Sofia: good, my husband can only be happy :D
me: u know when sm1 tells me to go for foreign education, i tell them if i go abroad i'll marry a pure foreigner and Not an NRI :P
Sofia: why do u think so
me: i just tell so coz i feel that i will have to marry an INDIAN girl only.
Sofia: yeah of course u will have to. its very difficult to escape certain bonds
me: nw u know the bonds too
its like a magic.
Sofia: what
me: bond.....James Bond .....
Sofia: chickoo
me: do u like Porn?
Sofia: is this to check whether im indian or not?
me: its not an answer :P
Sofia: it sure isn’t. ask smthing else
me: why?
Sofia: cos i dont wanna answer this
me: plzzzzzzzzzz still dont trust me?
Sofia: ur a stranger still
me: bt what is the possible harm ? I told u a lot of private stuff.
Sofia: like what? as i think u havent told me anything personal ;)
me: hw do u write wink?
Sofia: wink
me: good PJ
now seriously ?
Sofia: what??
me: i told u my thoughts bout Marriage, this company, life etc. that a lot of people want to know !!!!
Sofia: that i also can tell. my views over life, my company, marriage..
me: ya bt thats not secret for u
Sofia: so for u it is ?
me: why not? the world around me suggests that the info. i give out casually to my friends is used in dealing with me.
Sofia: im not getting
me: for example, i tell u that i want to eat apple today. after that when i go to the seller, he charges me double for it!!!!!
its weired bt many times it feels that the whole world is conspiring against me :P
Sofia: this is paranoic
me: in hindi? btw this is a secret info!!!!!!!
Sofia: u chickoo
ok as u wish but for me its paranoid :)
world is conspiring against u...
anyway
jaisa bhi ho per main porn ke bare main nahi batanewali
this is my business. when i love or hate it, i dont discuss
me: then just tell Love or Hate? no discussions.
Sofia: haha i dont watch but i dont disapprove if someone wants to watch cos its vey normal for men to like it. just not to extreme
me: u know, i sometimes doubt whether u r a woman or not.
Sofia: yaar u doubt abt everything :)
well i also doubt
me: add one more word " yaar " to that OK list.
& what u doubt?
Sofia: yaar is ok? i mean in general i doubt
me: bout what? whether i m man or woman?
Sofia: no this is beyond doubt
me: ohhh why so? plzzzz tell me.
Sofia: men pretend to be women but women dont do it, there is no reason
also u talk like man
me: thanks a lot.
Sofia: kisliye
Thursday, 22 October 2009
Preachings from Sofia devi
17th July, 2007
me: u there?
Sofia: yup
me: i've got cold & headache, bt cant take leave. couldnt even take medicine :(
Sofia: grim vision
why not medicine at least ?
me: what's grim vision?
Sofia: its like, grim prospect for the day.
me: not much problem, cold is usual for me. for the fear of side effect i cant take medicine with empty stomach
& now m hungry too, so cu after lunch.
me: which one?
Sofia: what which one
me: what u said in reply to my reply?
Sofia: which situations have u been in
me: struggling for every thing in life, to have food, to get education, to get job nd now to find suitable wife!!!!!
seems like Struggle is there forever.
Sofia: life is a stuggle itself. its like this with everyone. this is what i was just thinking 5 mins back. i have to struggle for every small thing but it was concerning my appearance :) but in general its so do not think its only with u. the key is to stop thinking of it as s struggle, but as enjoyment. some entertaining activity, then u'll enjoy it
me: bt if u want smthng & r denied hw can u enjoy? evry1 struggles to achieve smthng, isnt it? what if u have nthng to achieve?
then why should u?
Sofia: u should either stop wanting things, or wanting them so much, or stop getting sad when u dont get them. u know what i do in such case, i convince myself that thing would harm me thats why i didnt get it :)
i didnt get particular job then i thought i wouldnt manage well there, the colleagues would be terrible thats why god saved me from it
like this with everything.
me: u there?
Sofia: yup
me: i've got cold & headache, bt cant take leave. couldnt even take medicine :(
Sofia: grim vision
why not medicine at least ?
me: what's grim vision?
Sofia: its like, grim prospect for the day.
me: not much problem, cold is usual for me. for the fear of side effect i cant take medicine with empty stomach
& now m hungry too, so cu after lunch.
me: which one?
Sofia: what which one
me: what u said in reply to my reply?
Sofia: which situations have u been in
me: struggling for every thing in life, to have food, to get education, to get job nd now to find suitable wife!!!!!
seems like Struggle is there forever.
Sofia: life is a stuggle itself. its like this with everyone. this is what i was just thinking 5 mins back. i have to struggle for every small thing but it was concerning my appearance :) but in general its so do not think its only with u. the key is to stop thinking of it as s struggle, but as enjoyment. some entertaining activity, then u'll enjoy it
me: bt if u want smthng & r denied hw can u enjoy? evry1 struggles to achieve smthng, isnt it? what if u have nthng to achieve?
then why should u?
Sofia: u should either stop wanting things, or wanting them so much, or stop getting sad when u dont get them. u know what i do in such case, i convince myself that thing would harm me thats why i didnt get it :)
i didnt get particular job then i thought i wouldnt manage well there, the colleagues would be terrible thats why god saved me from it
like this with everything.
Wednesday, 21 October 2009
now secretary teaches flirting !!!
20th July, 2008
me: hi pooji didi :)
pooja: hii bhai
me: so whats up ? kya prog aaj ka ?
pooja: kuch khaas nahi, aapka, aaj sunday ko online??
me: office. kya kare poora din akele
pooja: hmmmmm bore
me: damn bored, movie chalti hai 3 hours max
pooja: hehe kaunsi ????
me: wo to final solution hai, shaam ko dekhenge kismet con.
pooja: hmmmm mast hai shahid rocks, bt vidya sucks
me: really :P ?
pooja: yaaa
me: sucks ??
pooja: shahid is best. jodi nahi chalengi
me: pata tha,
pooja: shahid uska beta lag raha tha
me: film’s nt so good as i read today in newspaper review
pooja: ohhh
me: thik hai to fir 30 Rs. ki ticket me dekhenge :D
pooja: kya tha likha review main ?
faukat main mili toh hi dekhna. 30 Rs dnt waste
me: wo to karna padega. cyber cafe me bhi 2 hrs ka 30 lagta hai, yahan 3 hrs :P
pooja: yaaa yes yes mission successful ftalk installed buh bieee
about 2 hours later
me: hey back ? chat se kyu bhaagi thi fir :D
pooja: hmm bhuk lag gaye the
me: he he he wo to muje bhi lagi hai
pooja: aap ko nahi lagti.
me: thi par main nahi gaya
pooja: ohh kyu
me: gf onine ho tab nahi jaata main :P
pooja: hmmm gf kaun hai..batau batau
me: thats secret :P
pooja: hmmmm
me: hint de sakta hu :)
pooja: do
me: she likes PJs very much
pooja: hmmm pj comm se hai
me: dont know :D
pooja: hmmm kya yaar
me: s…..secret :P
pooja: okkezzz
me: what ?
pooja: nthing
wt i said?? nthing
me: guess u knw :)
pooja: swati
padosan
raima
hmmm
juhi
hmmm and
and
baas itne hi names pata hai
me: i gave the hint btw raima is committed
pooja: guessed na
me: and juhi removed me :(
pooja: ohhh velly bad. fir name toh batau secretary ko b nahi bataoiunge
me: tum kahin RACE wali secretary nikli to :D ??
pooja: shut up. main aise nahi
me: sorry sorry wo to main check kar raha tha
pooja: hmmm :( :(
me: meri jo colleague hai wo aisi hi hai btw. main teri dushman, dushman tu mera :D
pooja: ha ha main nagin tu sapera
me: yeah wo nagin hi hai sexy chaal wali :P
pooja: hmmm hmmm shuru wapas
me: akal ki kachhi hai kya kare ?
pooja: ohhh bt naam toh batau??
me: kiska ?? meri colleague ka
pooja: noo gf ka
me: usko bural lagega to ??
pooja: kyu aapke saath hai kya gf
me: she's just friend as she thinks
pooja: ohhh very sad yaar
me: wo abhi muje bf nahi maanti, gussa ho jayegi
pooja: ohhhh bt mujhe toh bata do, accha thik hai ek baat batau dikhne main kaise hai??
me: chhodo usko. tum kaho IBM chhoda kyu ?
pooja: pakada kab tha ha ha ha… IBM woh aise hi waha mood nahi bana isliye
and guess wt maine div main top kia wid 75%
me: congrats :)
pooja: thnks
1 minute later
pooja: slept??
10 minutes later
me: neend kahan aati hai :(
pooja: hmmmmm
me: raat ko nahi to din me kaise ? power cut. sunday pura office khali hai
pooja: ha ha ha aap kya kar rahe ho
me: chatting :D i told u i think
pooja: ohh gud
me: i m in charge of whole office today :D
pooja: yaa i forgot
ohh why fir chattng
me: haa tumko lagta hai k main kaam chor hu :D hai na ?
pooja: woh toh hai. orkut addicted
me: not orkut addicted
pooja: den
me: i m secretary addicted :P
pooja: ciggy
me: ciggy to aise hi, maja nahi aata :)
pooja: ohhh ciggy se maaj aata hai, waise sach main hai koi scretary aapki ?
ohhh kahi woh colleague...gf toh nahi
me: actually i know wat she's here for :P
pooja: fr wt?
me: nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii mummy bachao........
pooja: mummy b hai office main
me: wo saali bahut thandi hai :(
pooja: woh saaali hai ohh den uski sis gud gud
me: sachhi figure uska achha hai , par baaki sab thanda :D
pooja: sab main kya kya aata hai
me: akal kam hai
pooja: ha ha kaunsi ladki ko akal hai excpt me, ohh jarur aapne rulaya hoga
me: no no muje to usne rulaya tha :(
pooja: den sis ne....
usne rulaya, areee yaar u cried ?
me: :(
pooja: hmmmm very bad
me: main roya nahi tha. bahut dukhi tha :D
pooja: ohh i m sorry aapko yaad dilaya sorries
me: bhagwan ki meharbani hai mujpe wo nahi aayee milne :P
pooja: ohh accha hai
who bhagwaan bt ? boss ka name hai kya
me: lolz
pooja: fir swati ne request accept ki ya nahi
me: nahi,
pooja: hmm
me: dekh lena tum frnd list me , kare to bata dena :D
pooja: sure
me: u knw her ?? i mean seen her ?
pooja: noo accha ab samjhi main, swati...haan gf ???
me: not swati
pooja: den
me: chehra dekhe bina main gf nahi banata :P
pooja: ohh mat batau
me: so shaam ko kya karogi ??
pooja: macchar marne waali hun
me: lol
pooja: lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
me: kyu mate ka kharcha bachane :D
pooja: nahi papa ka
me: i mean mosquito mate :(
pooja: hmmm
me: tum marwadi jo ho :D
pooja: joining me today eve ?
me: where ? virtual date :P
pooja: macchar maarne main.
galat soch
me: date pe machhar nahi maarte :(
pooja: fir kya makkhi maarte
me: makkhi is good, female :P
pooja: sheeee
gandi soch
me: wo to aise hi :D
pooja: hmm
me: i feel exhausted today, sone ko mann kar raha hai.. lagta hai kismat conn sula degi :D
pooja: soo jau…mummy ko bolo loori gaane
me: no leave for 4 weeks :( mummy se katti hai 1 mahine se
pooja: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh kyu
me: bas mann bhar gaya taane sunke
pooja: ohh
me: to bol diya
pooja: fir gf taane nahi maarti kya
me: abhi mili kahan ?? mummy se bolta nahi
pooja: ohh kyu
me: par mummy ne chhoda thodi hai? jab chhodegi tab to milege gf :(
pooja: hmmmmmmmmm he he he he 28 yr tak no gf waah ur gr8
me: dont know hw to talk to girls
pooja: maan gaye aapko
hmm see i wll teach
me: kaise kaise ?
batao na
pooja: okk pehle na, ekdam formals pehenke jaane ka
me: i dont like formals
pooja: bt grls like na
me: wo to duty pe pehnte hai :( aaj to t shirt pehni hai apun ne :D
pooja: sheee shee galat impression padta hai is se. kaha na b formal
me: bt cool dudes wear branded tshirts
pooja: and kabhi b dnt stink ....dats very akward
me: main roj Cinthol se nahata hu :P
pooja: gud and perfume. better use it
me: eeeeeeeeeehhh
pooja: samjhe
me: bas bahut ho gaya
pooja: and aur ek baat
me: fir kahogi powder, lipsick
pooja: kabhi b jhut nahi bolna
me: makeup
pooja: no no
me: apun koi heroine hai kya ?
pooja: dekho pehle aapni language sudharo. aise baaton se koi nahi impress hoti
me: that i knw , just kidding :D
pooja: hmm
me: perfume nahi pasand apun ko :(
pooja: fir rehne do
me: btw main baat ye hai ki
pooja: deo pasand hoga na
me: are muje ye batao ki anjaan ladki se baat kaise karu ? kya kahu ?
pooja: pehle hii direct chipakna hai.. as u normally do ?
me: nahi re par baat to karni padegi k nahi ??
pooja: kya ?
karo na pehle hobbies puchna
me: lol raaste pe koi khadi hai, main jaata hu aur poochata hu
pooja: kaun gf
me: teri hobbies kya hai ?????? lol
pooja: gaaali khaounge
me: wohi to, ab bolo kaise shuru karu ??
pooja: ae pehle frndship karo na. time pucho pehle
me: kaise is the question. time ??
pooja: yaaa
me: wo to mere se bahut log puchhte hai :D
pooja: fir pucho name
me: every day :P
pooja: ha ha gud
me: saali koi chhamiya nahi puchhti :(
pooja: ohh.. ye ye language sudharo
me: ok ok samjo agar naam bata diya fir ?
pooja: fir bye kehna, kal milna ok.
thoda usko ignore karo
me: lol
pooja: fir agar woh aapko ignore karta hua nahi dekhi toh samajh lo she lovs u
me: itni si pehchan me ignore karna shuru :D uska mobile nahi puchhna chahie ?
pooja: woh khud he de denge
me: kab ? bye kehne ke baad milenge kaise ?
pooja: uski maturity pe depend hai.
dusre din
me: par ye anjaan ladki dusre din wohi jagah aana jaruri hai :D
pooja: woh aapke prob
me: see thats the prb i hv no circle of mine. cut off frm society totally
pooja: ohh, den make a sqre or rectangle
me: octagone le lo. discount me hai :D
pooja: noo heptagon hai mere paas
me: rotlu loves aditi, aditi loves jay, jay loves meghana :D
pooja: noo..rats lovs meau
me: nahi re actualy he loves aditi bt jsko pata chala k
pooja: i knw
me: aditi likes jay then he got meau
pooja: baas baas
me: ok u mean rats and meau :D
hi hi hi
pooja: yaaa
me: mast gaali deti thi
pooja: haa haaa
me: teri maa ne wohi se uthaya tha :D
pooja: usse acchi kareena ne di..
gaadi ke niche se re
me: kareeena is the hottest. her ass is so great :P
pooja: shit. shut up
me: ok sorry
pooja: dekho aise baatein nahi karna
me: tumne hi yaad dilaya :( kareena ko yaad karogi to
pooja: ab maine ??
me: aisa hi hoga :P
pooja: okk fir yaad nahi dilaounge. bt aapki gf ke saamne aisa nahi kehna
me: main to itna nervous ho jaata hu, time puchhne me bhi
pooja: hmm
me: k kya kahu :(
pooja: ohhh control bosswaa
me: online chalta hai :D
pooja: okkezz means woh online milti kya
me: tum phn karke dekho
pooja: kise
me: pata cahlega mera haal :D
pooja: gf ko aapke ??
me: muje 94********
pooja: hmm haal kaisa hai jaanab ka
me: u ll feel the tension if u call me :)
pooja: i dnt wanna feel
me: whtever i write here,
pooja: hmm
me: its nt serious. if u call u ll know the fact
pooja: i knw. i dnt call neone, sorry boss
me: give no. i can call
pooja: 94******** (she gives me my cell number back)
me: ye no. kahin dekha hua lagta hai....
pooja: hmm kaha dekha
me: yaad nahi aa raha par jaana pehchana to hai
so time's up gotta go, see ya tomorrow
good night sweet dreams :)
pooja: okkezz
1 minute later
pooja: bye tk cr
buh biee
may god bless guddy guddy nite
me: hi pooji didi :)
pooja: hii bhai
me: so whats up ? kya prog aaj ka ?
pooja: kuch khaas nahi, aapka, aaj sunday ko online??
me: office. kya kare poora din akele
pooja: hmmmmm bore
me: damn bored, movie chalti hai 3 hours max
pooja: hehe kaunsi ????
me: wo to final solution hai, shaam ko dekhenge kismet con.
pooja: hmmmm mast hai shahid rocks, bt vidya sucks
me: really :P ?
pooja: yaaa
me: sucks ??
pooja: shahid is best. jodi nahi chalengi
me: pata tha,
pooja: shahid uska beta lag raha tha
me: film’s nt so good as i read today in newspaper review
pooja: ohhh
me: thik hai to fir 30 Rs. ki ticket me dekhenge :D
pooja: kya tha likha review main ?
faukat main mili toh hi dekhna. 30 Rs dnt waste
me: wo to karna padega. cyber cafe me bhi 2 hrs ka 30 lagta hai, yahan 3 hrs :P
pooja: yaaa yes yes mission successful ftalk installed buh bieee
about 2 hours later
me: hey back ? chat se kyu bhaagi thi fir :D
pooja: hmm bhuk lag gaye the
me: he he he wo to muje bhi lagi hai
pooja: aap ko nahi lagti.
me: thi par main nahi gaya
pooja: ohh kyu
me: gf onine ho tab nahi jaata main :P
pooja: hmmm gf kaun hai..batau batau
me: thats secret :P
pooja: hmmmm
me: hint de sakta hu :)
pooja: do
me: she likes PJs very much
pooja: hmmm pj comm se hai
me: dont know :D
pooja: hmmm kya yaar
me: s…..secret :P
pooja: okkezzz
me: what ?
pooja: nthing
wt i said?? nthing
me: guess u knw :)
pooja: swati
padosan
raima
hmmm
juhi
hmmm and
and
baas itne hi names pata hai
me: i gave the hint btw raima is committed
pooja: guessed na
me: and juhi removed me :(
pooja: ohhh velly bad. fir name toh batau secretary ko b nahi bataoiunge
me: tum kahin RACE wali secretary nikli to :D ??
pooja: shut up. main aise nahi
me: sorry sorry wo to main check kar raha tha
pooja: hmmm :( :(
me: meri jo colleague hai wo aisi hi hai btw. main teri dushman, dushman tu mera :D
pooja: ha ha main nagin tu sapera
me: yeah wo nagin hi hai sexy chaal wali :P
pooja: hmmm hmmm shuru wapas
me: akal ki kachhi hai kya kare ?
pooja: ohhh bt naam toh batau??
me: kiska ?? meri colleague ka
pooja: noo gf ka
me: usko bural lagega to ??
pooja: kyu aapke saath hai kya gf
me: she's just friend as she thinks
pooja: ohhh very sad yaar
me: wo abhi muje bf nahi maanti, gussa ho jayegi
pooja: ohhhh bt mujhe toh bata do, accha thik hai ek baat batau dikhne main kaise hai??
me: chhodo usko. tum kaho IBM chhoda kyu ?
pooja: pakada kab tha ha ha ha… IBM woh aise hi waha mood nahi bana isliye
and guess wt maine div main top kia wid 75%
me: congrats :)
pooja: thnks
1 minute later
pooja: slept??
10 minutes later
me: neend kahan aati hai :(
pooja: hmmmmm
me: raat ko nahi to din me kaise ? power cut. sunday pura office khali hai
pooja: ha ha ha aap kya kar rahe ho
me: chatting :D i told u i think
pooja: ohh gud
me: i m in charge of whole office today :D
pooja: yaa i forgot
ohh why fir chattng
me: haa tumko lagta hai k main kaam chor hu :D hai na ?
pooja: woh toh hai. orkut addicted
me: not orkut addicted
pooja: den
me: i m secretary addicted :P
pooja: ciggy
me: ciggy to aise hi, maja nahi aata :)
pooja: ohhh ciggy se maaj aata hai, waise sach main hai koi scretary aapki ?
ohhh kahi woh colleague...gf toh nahi
me: actually i know wat she's here for :P
pooja: fr wt?
me: nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii mummy bachao........
pooja: mummy b hai office main
me: wo saali bahut thandi hai :(
pooja: woh saaali hai ohh den uski sis gud gud
me: sachhi figure uska achha hai , par baaki sab thanda :D
pooja: sab main kya kya aata hai
me: akal kam hai
pooja: ha ha kaunsi ladki ko akal hai excpt me, ohh jarur aapne rulaya hoga
me: no no muje to usne rulaya tha :(
pooja: den sis ne....
usne rulaya, areee yaar u cried ?
me: :(
pooja: hmmmm very bad
me: main roya nahi tha. bahut dukhi tha :D
pooja: ohh i m sorry aapko yaad dilaya sorries
me: bhagwan ki meharbani hai mujpe wo nahi aayee milne :P
pooja: ohh accha hai
who bhagwaan bt ? boss ka name hai kya
me: lolz
pooja: fir swati ne request accept ki ya nahi
me: nahi,
pooja: hmm
me: dekh lena tum frnd list me , kare to bata dena :D
pooja: sure
me: u knw her ?? i mean seen her ?
pooja: noo accha ab samjhi main, swati...haan gf ???
me: not swati
pooja: den
me: chehra dekhe bina main gf nahi banata :P
pooja: ohh mat batau
me: so shaam ko kya karogi ??
pooja: macchar marne waali hun
me: lol
pooja: lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
me: kyu mate ka kharcha bachane :D
pooja: nahi papa ka
me: i mean mosquito mate :(
pooja: hmmm
me: tum marwadi jo ho :D
pooja: joining me today eve ?
me: where ? virtual date :P
pooja: macchar maarne main.
galat soch
me: date pe machhar nahi maarte :(
pooja: fir kya makkhi maarte
me: makkhi is good, female :P
pooja: sheeee
gandi soch
me: wo to aise hi :D
pooja: hmm
me: i feel exhausted today, sone ko mann kar raha hai.. lagta hai kismat conn sula degi :D
pooja: soo jau…mummy ko bolo loori gaane
me: no leave for 4 weeks :( mummy se katti hai 1 mahine se
pooja: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh kyu
me: bas mann bhar gaya taane sunke
pooja: ohh
me: to bol diya
pooja: fir gf taane nahi maarti kya
me: abhi mili kahan ?? mummy se bolta nahi
pooja: ohh kyu
me: par mummy ne chhoda thodi hai? jab chhodegi tab to milege gf :(
pooja: hmmmmmmmmm he he he he 28 yr tak no gf waah ur gr8
me: dont know hw to talk to girls
pooja: maan gaye aapko
hmm see i wll teach
me: kaise kaise ?
batao na
pooja: okk pehle na, ekdam formals pehenke jaane ka
me: i dont like formals
pooja: bt grls like na
me: wo to duty pe pehnte hai :( aaj to t shirt pehni hai apun ne :D
pooja: sheee shee galat impression padta hai is se. kaha na b formal
me: bt cool dudes wear branded tshirts
pooja: and kabhi b dnt stink ....dats very akward
me: main roj Cinthol se nahata hu :P
pooja: gud and perfume. better use it
me: eeeeeeeeeehhh
pooja: samjhe
me: bas bahut ho gaya
pooja: and aur ek baat
me: fir kahogi powder, lipsick
pooja: kabhi b jhut nahi bolna
me: makeup
pooja: no no
me: apun koi heroine hai kya ?
pooja: dekho pehle aapni language sudharo. aise baaton se koi nahi impress hoti
me: that i knw , just kidding :D
pooja: hmm
me: perfume nahi pasand apun ko :(
pooja: fir rehne do
me: btw main baat ye hai ki
pooja: deo pasand hoga na
me: are muje ye batao ki anjaan ladki se baat kaise karu ? kya kahu ?
pooja: pehle hii direct chipakna hai.. as u normally do ?
me: nahi re par baat to karni padegi k nahi ??
pooja: kya ?
karo na pehle hobbies puchna
me: lol raaste pe koi khadi hai, main jaata hu aur poochata hu
pooja: kaun gf
me: teri hobbies kya hai ?????? lol
pooja: gaaali khaounge
me: wohi to, ab bolo kaise shuru karu ??
pooja: ae pehle frndship karo na. time pucho pehle
me: kaise is the question. time ??
pooja: yaaa
me: wo to mere se bahut log puchhte hai :D
pooja: fir pucho name
me: every day :P
pooja: ha ha gud
me: saali koi chhamiya nahi puchhti :(
pooja: ohh.. ye ye language sudharo
me: ok ok samjo agar naam bata diya fir ?
pooja: fir bye kehna, kal milna ok.
thoda usko ignore karo
me: lol
pooja: fir agar woh aapko ignore karta hua nahi dekhi toh samajh lo she lovs u
me: itni si pehchan me ignore karna shuru :D uska mobile nahi puchhna chahie ?
pooja: woh khud he de denge
me: kab ? bye kehne ke baad milenge kaise ?
pooja: uski maturity pe depend hai.
dusre din
me: par ye anjaan ladki dusre din wohi jagah aana jaruri hai :D
pooja: woh aapke prob
me: see thats the prb i hv no circle of mine. cut off frm society totally
pooja: ohh, den make a sqre or rectangle
me: octagone le lo. discount me hai :D
pooja: noo heptagon hai mere paas
me: rotlu loves aditi, aditi loves jay, jay loves meghana :D
pooja: noo..rats lovs meau
me: nahi re actualy he loves aditi bt jsko pata chala k
pooja: i knw
me: aditi likes jay then he got meau
pooja: baas baas
me: ok u mean rats and meau :D
hi hi hi
pooja: yaaa
me: mast gaali deti thi
pooja: haa haaa
me: teri maa ne wohi se uthaya tha :D
pooja: usse acchi kareena ne di..
gaadi ke niche se re
me: kareeena is the hottest. her ass is so great :P
pooja: shit. shut up
me: ok sorry
pooja: dekho aise baatein nahi karna
me: tumne hi yaad dilaya :( kareena ko yaad karogi to
pooja: ab maine ??
me: aisa hi hoga :P
pooja: okk fir yaad nahi dilaounge. bt aapki gf ke saamne aisa nahi kehna
me: main to itna nervous ho jaata hu, time puchhne me bhi
pooja: hmm
me: k kya kahu :(
pooja: ohhh control bosswaa
me: online chalta hai :D
pooja: okkezz means woh online milti kya
me: tum phn karke dekho
pooja: kise
me: pata cahlega mera haal :D
pooja: gf ko aapke ??
me: muje 94********
pooja: hmm haal kaisa hai jaanab ka
me: u ll feel the tension if u call me :)
pooja: i dnt wanna feel
me: whtever i write here,
pooja: hmm
me: its nt serious. if u call u ll know the fact
pooja: i knw. i dnt call neone, sorry boss
me: give no. i can call
pooja: 94******** (she gives me my cell number back)
me: ye no. kahin dekha hua lagta hai....
pooja: hmm kaha dekha
me: yaad nahi aa raha par jaana pehchana to hai
so time's up gotta go, see ya tomorrow
good night sweet dreams :)
pooja: okkezz
1 minute later
pooja: bye tk cr
buh biee
may god bless guddy guddy nite
main aur shahid ka AC !!
Its better to first read the post below before reading this one.
http://prs2001.blogspot.com/2009/10/flirting-with-secretary.html
9th July, 2008
me: hey sexy :) i am sorry :( plz come back
( if she’s not online, I send offline chats to make sure she won’t forget me !)
10th July, 2008
me: good mrng puji :) office me kaam band pada hai, come soon to duty :)
13th July, 2008
me: hey puji :)
pooja: hieezz
me: idhar to block nahi kiya :)
pooja: abhi nikala block list se
me: to kya mere msg nahi milte the offline wale ?
pooja: nahi, aapne kie the?? offline msgs
me: roj karta tha, 3 time
pooja: ohhhh sworries actlly i was abgry on u boss
*angry
me: kyu
pooja: u knw it very well
me: yaad rakho… boss is always right :P
pooja: kya ohh woh kaise ??
me: kahavat hai baby :D
pooja: hmmmm
14th July, 2008
me: hey sexy :P
pooja: u fool, shuru kya wapas
me: u fool
pooja: no u
me: bloody foolest
pooja: wapas ignore karu kya
me: dont try my patience, i call u sexy nd u cal me fool
pooja: jst go to hell.. alwys msg bad
me: shahid nahi bol sakti :D
pooja: wt ? u and shahid, forget it
me: to handsome keh do chalega :P
pooja: woh hote toh jarur kehti
me: this is utter lie :D
pooja: hmmmm i dnt think so. this is true
me: main tumhe beautiful nahi kehta :)
pooja: hmmm den
16th July, 2008
me: kaisan ho secretary :) saara kaam boss par chhod ke rafu chakkar :(
17th July, 2008
pooja: wat??
19th July, 2008
me: hi Ash baby :P
pooja: who ash ka baby
me: ur image here :)
pooja: i knw
me: kal riots ho gaye the, to main jaldi office se gaya
pooja: kaha, kiske
me: yaha ahmedabad me, so jaldi jake
pooja: ohhh.. aapko maar kya buhat
me: movie dekh li :D
pooja: hmmm ranjhoor… kaisi lagee
me: very well made
pooja: i knw, isliye kaha tha dekhne aau. bt u dnt came
me: for one movie
pooja: so wt
me: hw can i come so far ??
pooja: no transport kya
me: hai na, u see
pooja: so wt
me: if we really
pooja: wt
me: close friends, for long time, very emotional for each other
pooja: hmmmmmmmmm :(
me: then its fair to come so far
pooja: hmmm so now its black
me: bt we ver never even talked on phone, u dont trust to give contact no.
pooja: hmmm
me: :(
pooja: i dnt hve sorry
me: its ok u hv right nt to give
pooja: hmmmm
me: emergency. boss calling :(
pooja: hehe
about 3 hours later
pooja: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
me: kahan busy ho :)
pooja: kahi nahi. aur aap ???
me: kitne dino ka tp, too much wrk pending
pooja: mhhhh
me: kuchh bhi ho jaaye, log 5.30 ko to bhaag hi jaate hai :D
pooja: hmmm aha aur aap
me: thats the beauty of govt.
pooja: 5 baje hi
no
me: lol main bhi bhaagta agar koi wait karne wali hoti
pooja: dats beauty of govt emp (employee)
me: main to akela rehta hu
pooja: ha ha ek akela is sheher main
me: raat me ya dopahar me
pooja: abdana
me: aab o daana dhundhta hai.
pooja: dhundta hai ek asshiyana
me: aab means paani
pooja: dhunda kyaa kaho, god knws
me: dana menas khana
pooja: ohhh.. chidiyan waala khaana rght ?
me: ye mahavara hai baby :D
pooja: kaun baby
me: i m 28 u r 18
pooja: i cnt seee
me: to mere liye to tum baby hi ho
pooja: ha ha bhaiyaa
me: kya karti ho aaj kal, baby sis :P
pooja: kuch khaas nahi bhaiyaa
me: aditi bhi ek baar phone me hero ko bhaiya kehti hai :P
pooja: hmm kya kaha ???
me: sachhi maine kal hi dekhi
pooja: hey kismat konnection dekhni the na
me: wo kal dekhenge
pooja: hmm
me: jaane tu pending thi
pooja: fir mujhe bata dena kissmat konn kaise lage, waise kab jaa rahe ho
me: kal shaam maybe , vaise report achhi nahil, kal radio par love guru
pooja: kya keh rahe ho
me: bol rahi thi
pooja: sacchi yaar.....shahid hai na usmein, fir b
me: apne ko to shahid ki saari filme achhi hi lagti hai :D
pooja: pasand hai na, same here.. main uske AC hai
me: bt apun usko photo boto nahi laga sakta
pooja: ohh
me: apun kisika fan van nahi hai
pooja: main b, ha ha ha…toh kya hai boleto kiska b nahi?>>>>>>>>
me: hai na
pooja: kiska??
me: kareena ka
pooja: sharmao mat
me: :P
pooja: ha ha ha sheeeeeee kareeena
me: nd naomi watts, jeniffer lopez
pooja: heheheheeee baas baas no more
pooja: maine b kya puch lia
me: madhuri to shaadi ho gayee
pooja: mallika
me: isliye chhod diya
pooja: woh b na
me: no no
pooja: arora, aap hi ne kaha tha
me: no
pooja: yaaa yaad karo ??
me: haa wo
pooja: yaad aaya
me: mtv wali..malaika
pooja: hmmm rght
me: priyanka bhi chalegi :P
pooja: aapko sab chalti hai kya
me: fan main sirf kareena ka hu lekin
pooja: hmmm
me: heroines sab :D
pooja: bt woh b saif ki hai, i mean shez also safe ha ha
me: wo to mere ko bahut line maarti
pooja: kab se
me: hai isliye varna apun aaj tak
pooja: kya
me: kisi ladki ko lift nahi diyela hai
pooja: waise BSNL waali ko chod dia PREETY
me: uska to setting ho gayelahai vadia k saath
pooja: kiske saath ? ohh kabse
me: millionare mil gaya saali ko
pooja: aapko chood dia, buhat bura hua bhaiyaaa.. i m sorry maine khaali faukat pucha, rona nahi ?? rote nahi acche bacche
me: pehle to bola
pooja: kya
me: apun kisi ladki ko aaj tak i mean
pooja: wt
me: kisi ladki ke saamne apun
pooja: kya
me: jhukela nahi hai, kya ?
pooja: aage kuch ohhh sharukh ke fan ho
me: bole to beauty queen ho to
pooja: k k k k
me: apne ghar ki
pooja: kiran
me: not that….exactly opposite
pooja: chal re bye tk cr may god bless
me: dhundh raha hu
pooja: me gtg
me: pa pa pa pa paresh karne wali :D
pooja: hmm
me: abhi na jao chhodkar p p p .....to karti jao :D
http://prs2001.blogspot.com/2009/10/flirting-with-secretary.html
9th July, 2008
me: hey sexy :) i am sorry :( plz come back
( if she’s not online, I send offline chats to make sure she won’t forget me !)
10th July, 2008
me: good mrng puji :) office me kaam band pada hai, come soon to duty :)
13th July, 2008
me: hey puji :)
pooja: hieezz
me: idhar to block nahi kiya :)
pooja: abhi nikala block list se
me: to kya mere msg nahi milte the offline wale ?
pooja: nahi, aapne kie the?? offline msgs
me: roj karta tha, 3 time
pooja: ohhhh sworries actlly i was abgry on u boss
*angry
me: kyu
pooja: u knw it very well
me: yaad rakho… boss is always right :P
pooja: kya ohh woh kaise ??
me: kahavat hai baby :D
pooja: hmmmm
14th July, 2008
me: hey sexy :P
pooja: u fool, shuru kya wapas
me: u fool
pooja: no u
me: bloody foolest
pooja: wapas ignore karu kya
me: dont try my patience, i call u sexy nd u cal me fool
pooja: jst go to hell.. alwys msg bad
me: shahid nahi bol sakti :D
pooja: wt ? u and shahid, forget it
me: to handsome keh do chalega :P
pooja: woh hote toh jarur kehti
me: this is utter lie :D
pooja: hmmmm i dnt think so. this is true
me: main tumhe beautiful nahi kehta :)
pooja: hmmm den
16th July, 2008
me: kaisan ho secretary :) saara kaam boss par chhod ke rafu chakkar :(
17th July, 2008
pooja: wat??
19th July, 2008
me: hi Ash baby :P
pooja: who ash ka baby
me: ur image here :)
pooja: i knw
me: kal riots ho gaye the, to main jaldi office se gaya
pooja: kaha, kiske
me: yaha ahmedabad me, so jaldi jake
pooja: ohhh.. aapko maar kya buhat
me: movie dekh li :D
pooja: hmmm ranjhoor… kaisi lagee
me: very well made
pooja: i knw, isliye kaha tha dekhne aau. bt u dnt came
me: for one movie
pooja: so wt
me: hw can i come so far ??
pooja: no transport kya
me: hai na, u see
pooja: so wt
me: if we really
pooja: wt
me: close friends, for long time, very emotional for each other
pooja: hmmmmmmmmm :(
me: then its fair to come so far
pooja: hmmm so now its black
me: bt we ver never even talked on phone, u dont trust to give contact no.
pooja: hmmm
me: :(
pooja: i dnt hve sorry
me: its ok u hv right nt to give
pooja: hmmmm
me: emergency. boss calling :(
pooja: hehe
about 3 hours later
pooja: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
me: kahan busy ho :)
pooja: kahi nahi. aur aap ???
me: kitne dino ka tp, too much wrk pending
pooja: mhhhh
me: kuchh bhi ho jaaye, log 5.30 ko to bhaag hi jaate hai :D
pooja: hmmm aha aur aap
me: thats the beauty of govt.
pooja: 5 baje hi
no
me: lol main bhi bhaagta agar koi wait karne wali hoti
pooja: dats beauty of govt emp (employee)
me: main to akela rehta hu
pooja: ha ha ek akela is sheher main
me: raat me ya dopahar me
pooja: abdana
me: aab o daana dhundhta hai.
pooja: dhundta hai ek asshiyana
me: aab means paani
pooja: dhunda kyaa kaho, god knws
me: dana menas khana
pooja: ohhh.. chidiyan waala khaana rght ?
me: ye mahavara hai baby :D
pooja: kaun baby
me: i m 28 u r 18
pooja: i cnt seee
me: to mere liye to tum baby hi ho
pooja: ha ha bhaiyaa
me: kya karti ho aaj kal, baby sis :P
pooja: kuch khaas nahi bhaiyaa
me: aditi bhi ek baar phone me hero ko bhaiya kehti hai :P
pooja: hmm kya kaha ???
me: sachhi maine kal hi dekhi
pooja: hey kismat konnection dekhni the na
me: wo kal dekhenge
pooja: hmm
me: jaane tu pending thi
pooja: fir mujhe bata dena kissmat konn kaise lage, waise kab jaa rahe ho
me: kal shaam maybe , vaise report achhi nahil, kal radio par love guru
pooja: kya keh rahe ho
me: bol rahi thi
pooja: sacchi yaar.....shahid hai na usmein, fir b
me: apne ko to shahid ki saari filme achhi hi lagti hai :D
pooja: pasand hai na, same here.. main uske AC hai
me: bt apun usko photo boto nahi laga sakta
pooja: ohh
me: apun kisika fan van nahi hai
pooja: main b, ha ha ha…toh kya hai boleto kiska b nahi?>>>>>>>>
me: hai na
pooja: kiska??
me: kareena ka
pooja: sharmao mat
me: :P
pooja: ha ha ha sheeeeeee kareeena
me: nd naomi watts, jeniffer lopez
pooja: heheheheeee baas baas no more
pooja: maine b kya puch lia
me: madhuri to shaadi ho gayee
pooja: mallika
me: isliye chhod diya
pooja: woh b na
me: no no
pooja: arora, aap hi ne kaha tha
me: no
pooja: yaaa yaad karo ??
me: haa wo
pooja: yaad aaya
me: mtv wali..malaika
pooja: hmmm rght
me: priyanka bhi chalegi :P
pooja: aapko sab chalti hai kya
me: fan main sirf kareena ka hu lekin
pooja: hmmm
me: heroines sab :D
pooja: bt woh b saif ki hai, i mean shez also safe ha ha
me: wo to mere ko bahut line maarti
pooja: kab se
me: hai isliye varna apun aaj tak
pooja: kya
me: kisi ladki ko lift nahi diyela hai
pooja: waise BSNL waali ko chod dia PREETY
me: uska to setting ho gayelahai vadia k saath
pooja: kiske saath ? ohh kabse
me: millionare mil gaya saali ko
pooja: aapko chood dia, buhat bura hua bhaiyaaa.. i m sorry maine khaali faukat pucha, rona nahi ?? rote nahi acche bacche
me: pehle to bola
pooja: kya
me: apun kisi ladki ko aaj tak i mean
pooja: wt
me: kisi ladki ke saamne apun
pooja: kya
me: jhukela nahi hai, kya ?
pooja: aage kuch ohhh sharukh ke fan ho
me: bole to beauty queen ho to
pooja: k k k k
me: apne ghar ki
pooja: kiran
me: not that….exactly opposite
pooja: chal re bye tk cr may god bless
me: dhundh raha hu
pooja: me gtg
me: pa pa pa pa paresh karne wali :D
pooja: hmm
me: abhi na jao chhodkar p p p .....to karti jao :D
Tuesday, 20 October 2009
does she really want a job ??!!
20th August, 2007
me: hi
Jigisha: hello
me: hw's ur mood?
Jigisha: not good
me: angry on me?
Jigisha: no, where r u living?
me: ahmedabad.. forgot?
Jigisha: oh ok, can u do me a favour? will u forward my cv to ur friends for job? i left the job
me: why? boss?
Jigisha: dont ask me anything, can u do this or not, tell me?
me: i can, bt which friends do u mean?
Jigisha: IT Java J2EE do u know this?
me: i can forward ur cv bt dont think it will help u much.
Jigisha: ok then dont do
me: so what r u doing now?
Jigisha: nothing killing mosquitoes, want to join?
me: at home? i ve got a lot of experience, no intention now :)
Jigisha: ok try it.. it is interesting
me: so now u r available for chat day n night??
Jigisha: no, i ll not talk to u now. if u would be a friend to me u wouldn’t have spoken to me like that dont try to talk to me further, i would like to make good friends, not for timepass u dont know the meaning of fr9iendship.. pls try any other site, u ll find a lot
ok MR… Good bye
me: oh i m sorry, bt i didnt have any such intention that u r thinking why r u so short-tempered? nw u know me well
Jigisha: thats why telling u, find some other of ur mentality, i m not like u or u can say not of ur mentality
5 minutes later
me: plllllzzzzzzz.. dont be so cruel,
Jigisha: wat cruel?
me: i ve very few friends
Jigisha: u r just trying to make fun of me always..wat r u thinking of urself ?
no i cant b, sorry
me: thought i got a good friend from software field
Jigisha: u cant b a good friend.. seriously
me: i know, i m weird bt its bcoz i always stayed alone, don’t know dealing with girls at all, try to undrestand.
Jigisha: ok
me: so u wont go? thanks a lot then n btw i wanted to talk more thats why i said day n night u misunderstood.
25th August, 2007
me: hi
Jigisha: oe tu kahan se aa gayaa saturday ko?
me: kya matlab? meri bas second sat ko chhutti hoti hai…i m on duty tomorrow also :)
Jigisha: wow kitna kaam kar rahe ho, god bless u, comp ka uddhar ho gaya
me: didnt get it.
hello comp ka....means what?
Jigisha: company
me: uska to kuchh nahi ho sakta. so would u like to give me ur cell no?
Jigisha: ya sure 98********
me: didnt ask for mine?
Jigisha: anything else sir?
me: so u wont like to have my no.?
Jigisha: no
me: ok as u plz
Jigisha: as i dont have time to be bored with u and burn my blood due to anger, got ur no
me: got my msg? what? tell no
Jigisha: 94********
me: good, intelligent girl :) so what time will suit u to be called ?
Jigisha: any time, except when i m angry other wise u ll be scolded heavily
me: i think u r always hot, i know bt short tempered girls r attractive, maybe tomorrow i ll call from office’ std phone
Jigisha: no
me: nw what? u said anytime.
Jigisha: call from phone booth :)
me: i ll definitely call u, whatever place i have to go, doesnt matter.
Jigisha: wat? sun kar achha lagaa, but dont do that. i was joking, dont call me tomorrow. i ll be busy, kuchh kaam hai
me: so much engaged that 5 min cant be spared for a call? what bout today evening?
Jigisha: today u can call me anytime, i m free
me: give ur bank acc no. i can pay also :D
Jigisha: wat?
me: PJ
Jigisha: ??
me: so what bout ur new job?
Jigisha: not got till now
me: poor joke
Jigisha: will have to go now bbye n tc
me: then busy tomorrow for what?
Jigisha: cant say bbbbbbbyyyyyeeee
me: bye i ll call u, after office hours :)
Jigisha: tumhara khatam nahin hota kya…itna kya likhte ho?
31st August, 2007
me: hello.. late? sorry, I knw u r nt at the same place now.
Jigisha: ya tell me
me: i love u.
Jigisha: is there any specific reason????
that u love me?
me: ya, u r intelligent, knowledgeable n also short tempered :)
Jigisha: ok thanx for loving me
me: then what?
Jigisha: wat ??? nothing
me: so what bout me? lovable ?
Jigisha: no, u r boring self-centered
me: boring yes, bt selfish not. i want to be Selfish, thats true :) so our love story ends here ?
Jigisha: which lovestory, i dont love u
me: our :)
Jigisha: i think i m already committed. now he is online and i m talking to him
me: u think ?????????? not sure?
Jigisha: shut up
me: thanks. bt u said " i think "
ok , then what bout ur new job?
Jigisha: not yet finalised
me: ur pkg’s good bt not enough in mumbai , as i ve heard.
Jigisha: bbye n tc
7th September, 2007
Jigisha: wat did u ask?
me: dont see chat? i asked why u went offline? n what bout ur answers.?
also what should i do of ur cv?
Jigisha: i ll send u again ok. dont worry bbye i m going now
me: thanks
where? searching job? or entrepreneurship :)
Jigisha: yes
me: yes for what?
Jigisha: nothing. dont ask me more pls
me: ok, actually i wanted to have sm guidance bout what to do in the gap time btwn switching jobs .
Jigisha: dont ask from me
me: u ve not given contact no in ur bio data.
Jigisha: wat??
me: i saw no contact no in ur cv, hw can sm1 contact u?
Jigisha: u r a fool just send me the thing i send u
me: i know i m, was it there? let me check again.
Jigisha: send me the one i sent u. got it???
me: ok ok very hot lady :P
Jigisha: shut up.. send immediately
me: oh sorry i didnt see to right side, so hw s it wrking in software after doing mech engg??
nd i sent u the mail back.
(she goes offline suddenly)
me: so u don’t keep a copy with you ?
11th September, 2007
me: hi was reading a joke.
Jigisha: hi ok
me: An INDIAN gal married a spanish man & went wid him 2 spain. She doesn’t know Spanish. if she wants 2 buy leg piece of chicken, she used 2 show her leg & they will understand & give 2 her but 1 de she wanted banana. she brings her hubby 2 shop. Why ??
coz he knos Spanish well na…………
Jigisha: gd
me: thanks.
Jigisha: ok why dont u call me?
me: really???? if u r saying i will. today evenitng at 8 pm?
Jigisha: now call me
me: u know my mobile connection that allows call only in Gujarat, i can call from my other sim from home
Jigisha: i dont know
me: ok i ll try. gtg sm work
22nd September, 2007
me: hi
Jigisha: how r u online today?
me: i m always. except 2nd satrdy, i should ask u :)
Jigisha: ok
me: so that day u went suddenly offline
Jigisha: today also i m going offline
5 minutes later
Jigisha: it is ur photo?
me: yes the real one. didnt see in orkut bfore?
Jigisha: no i havent
me: ok now u ve.
Jigisha: looking as simple creature but........
me: not that simple :P is it so?
Jigisha: i dont know. boyz ......... r unpredictable
me: u ve a bf , stilll u dont know?
Jigisha: no he is unpredictable. i m confused with him. ok i m signing out, bye.
dont want to talk to u and with anybody
25th September, 2007
me: hi
Jigisha: hello
me: what hapnd on friday
Jigisha: nothing
me: u said u dont wana talk anyone, went offline suddenly.
Jigisha: ya, past is past. dont discuss pls
me: so now u r single i think :)
Jigisha: i was single before also. never i was double
me: what committed means then???
Jigisha: u have committed to keep certain promises for the whole life, that doesnt mean u r double
me: in orkut, i thought committed mean having fiancé or steady bf as with others. u r different.
Jigisha: yes. i know the meaning of every word i use in my life
me: so suggest some topic to chat : )
28th Septemeber, 2007
me: hello. hw r u?
Jigisha: ya fine, wat about u?
me: ok, that day i told u to suggest topic n u went offline :)
Jigisha: no it was disconnected from ur side
me: hw can it be so? i saw u offline n then i was chatting with others also.
Jigisha: no i saw u offline
me: ok ok leave it, u win. so hw's new job?
Jigisha: ya i win. i m in office now
me: i was to call u bt lost the card now.
Jigisha: good excuse. no need to call
me: bt i want to talk to u. it would be very easy when i get std on my mobile. then u can tell " call me now " n i will call :)
Jigisha: dont call me pls. i will be iritated
me: then why that day u asked to call???
Jigisha: i called u and i tried twice or thrice i think. now i m not in a mood to talk to u, forget that i have given u my no
me: dont be so mean, n u called me????? i never got ur miss call in case i didnt receive it.
Jigisha: any ways i dont wanna argue in that topic.
then ur handset is defective ok
me: i use it evryday.
Jigisha: don wanna listen further args. like u that one is defective
me: can u tell when did u call?
Jigisha: no
me: so hw can u tell i m defective?
Jigisha: i cant give explanation
me: u r a software person, must have logic :)
Jigisha: yes i have but wont give. any ways i will have to go now, bbye n tc
me: u take care, u r hot today :P
me: hi
Jigisha: hello
me: hw's ur mood?
Jigisha: not good
me: angry on me?
Jigisha: no, where r u living?
me: ahmedabad.. forgot?
Jigisha: oh ok, can u do me a favour? will u forward my cv to ur friends for job? i left the job
me: why? boss?
Jigisha: dont ask me anything, can u do this or not, tell me?
me: i can, bt which friends do u mean?
Jigisha: IT Java J2EE do u know this?
me: i can forward ur cv bt dont think it will help u much.
Jigisha: ok then dont do
me: so what r u doing now?
Jigisha: nothing killing mosquitoes, want to join?
me: at home? i ve got a lot of experience, no intention now :)
Jigisha: ok try it.. it is interesting
me: so now u r available for chat day n night??
Jigisha: no, i ll not talk to u now. if u would be a friend to me u wouldn’t have spoken to me like that dont try to talk to me further, i would like to make good friends, not for timepass u dont know the meaning of fr9iendship.. pls try any other site, u ll find a lot
ok MR… Good bye
me: oh i m sorry, bt i didnt have any such intention that u r thinking why r u so short-tempered? nw u know me well
Jigisha: thats why telling u, find some other of ur mentality, i m not like u or u can say not of ur mentality
5 minutes later
me: plllllzzzzzzz.. dont be so cruel,
Jigisha: wat cruel?
me: i ve very few friends
Jigisha: u r just trying to make fun of me always..wat r u thinking of urself ?
no i cant b, sorry
me: thought i got a good friend from software field
Jigisha: u cant b a good friend.. seriously
me: i know, i m weird bt its bcoz i always stayed alone, don’t know dealing with girls at all, try to undrestand.
Jigisha: ok
me: so u wont go? thanks a lot then n btw i wanted to talk more thats why i said day n night u misunderstood.
25th August, 2007
me: hi
Jigisha: oe tu kahan se aa gayaa saturday ko?
me: kya matlab? meri bas second sat ko chhutti hoti hai…i m on duty tomorrow also :)
Jigisha: wow kitna kaam kar rahe ho, god bless u, comp ka uddhar ho gaya
me: didnt get it.
hello comp ka....means what?
Jigisha: company
me: uska to kuchh nahi ho sakta. so would u like to give me ur cell no?
Jigisha: ya sure 98********
me: didnt ask for mine?
Jigisha: anything else sir?
me: so u wont like to have my no.?
Jigisha: no
me: ok as u plz
Jigisha: as i dont have time to be bored with u and burn my blood due to anger, got ur no
me: got my msg? what? tell no
Jigisha: 94********
me: good, intelligent girl :) so what time will suit u to be called ?
Jigisha: any time, except when i m angry other wise u ll be scolded heavily
me: i think u r always hot, i know bt short tempered girls r attractive, maybe tomorrow i ll call from office’ std phone
Jigisha: no
me: nw what? u said anytime.
Jigisha: call from phone booth :)
me: i ll definitely call u, whatever place i have to go, doesnt matter.
Jigisha: wat? sun kar achha lagaa, but dont do that. i was joking, dont call me tomorrow. i ll be busy, kuchh kaam hai
me: so much engaged that 5 min cant be spared for a call? what bout today evening?
Jigisha: today u can call me anytime, i m free
me: give ur bank acc no. i can pay also :D
Jigisha: wat?
me: PJ
Jigisha: ??
me: so what bout ur new job?
Jigisha: not got till now
me: poor joke
Jigisha: will have to go now bbye n tc
me: then busy tomorrow for what?
Jigisha: cant say bbbbbbbyyyyyeeee
me: bye i ll call u, after office hours :)
Jigisha: tumhara khatam nahin hota kya…itna kya likhte ho?
31st August, 2007
me: hello.. late? sorry, I knw u r nt at the same place now.
Jigisha: ya tell me
me: i love u.
Jigisha: is there any specific reason????
that u love me?
me: ya, u r intelligent, knowledgeable n also short tempered :)
Jigisha: ok thanx for loving me
me: then what?
Jigisha: wat ??? nothing
me: so what bout me? lovable ?
Jigisha: no, u r boring self-centered
me: boring yes, bt selfish not. i want to be Selfish, thats true :) so our love story ends here ?
Jigisha: which lovestory, i dont love u
me: our :)
Jigisha: i think i m already committed. now he is online and i m talking to him
me: u think ?????????? not sure?
Jigisha: shut up
me: thanks. bt u said " i think "
ok , then what bout ur new job?
Jigisha: not yet finalised
me: ur pkg’s good bt not enough in mumbai , as i ve heard.
Jigisha: bbye n tc
7th September, 2007
Jigisha: wat did u ask?
me: dont see chat? i asked why u went offline? n what bout ur answers.?
also what should i do of ur cv?
Jigisha: i ll send u again ok. dont worry bbye i m going now
me: thanks
where? searching job? or entrepreneurship :)
Jigisha: yes
me: yes for what?
Jigisha: nothing. dont ask me more pls
me: ok, actually i wanted to have sm guidance bout what to do in the gap time btwn switching jobs .
Jigisha: dont ask from me
me: u ve not given contact no in ur bio data.
Jigisha: wat??
me: i saw no contact no in ur cv, hw can sm1 contact u?
Jigisha: u r a fool just send me the thing i send u
me: i know i m, was it there? let me check again.
Jigisha: send me the one i sent u. got it???
me: ok ok very hot lady :P
Jigisha: shut up.. send immediately
me: oh sorry i didnt see to right side, so hw s it wrking in software after doing mech engg??
nd i sent u the mail back.
(she goes offline suddenly)
me: so u don’t keep a copy with you ?
11th September, 2007
me: hi was reading a joke.
Jigisha: hi ok
me: An INDIAN gal married a spanish man & went wid him 2 spain. She doesn’t know Spanish. if she wants 2 buy leg piece of chicken, she used 2 show her leg & they will understand & give 2 her but 1 de she wanted banana. she brings her hubby 2 shop. Why ??
coz he knos Spanish well na…………
Jigisha: gd
me: thanks.
Jigisha: ok why dont u call me?
me: really???? if u r saying i will. today evenitng at 8 pm?
Jigisha: now call me
me: u know my mobile connection that allows call only in Gujarat, i can call from my other sim from home
Jigisha: i dont know
me: ok i ll try. gtg sm work
22nd September, 2007
me: hi
Jigisha: how r u online today?
me: i m always. except 2nd satrdy, i should ask u :)
Jigisha: ok
me: so that day u went suddenly offline
Jigisha: today also i m going offline
5 minutes later
Jigisha: it is ur photo?
me: yes the real one. didnt see in orkut bfore?
Jigisha: no i havent
me: ok now u ve.
Jigisha: looking as simple creature but........
me: not that simple :P is it so?
Jigisha: i dont know. boyz ......... r unpredictable
me: u ve a bf , stilll u dont know?
Jigisha: no he is unpredictable. i m confused with him. ok i m signing out, bye.
dont want to talk to u and with anybody
25th September, 2007
me: hi
Jigisha: hello
me: what hapnd on friday
Jigisha: nothing
me: u said u dont wana talk anyone, went offline suddenly.
Jigisha: ya, past is past. dont discuss pls
me: so now u r single i think :)
Jigisha: i was single before also. never i was double
me: what committed means then???
Jigisha: u have committed to keep certain promises for the whole life, that doesnt mean u r double
me: in orkut, i thought committed mean having fiancé or steady bf as with others. u r different.
Jigisha: yes. i know the meaning of every word i use in my life
me: so suggest some topic to chat : )
28th Septemeber, 2007
me: hello. hw r u?
Jigisha: ya fine, wat about u?
me: ok, that day i told u to suggest topic n u went offline :)
Jigisha: no it was disconnected from ur side
me: hw can it be so? i saw u offline n then i was chatting with others also.
Jigisha: no i saw u offline
me: ok ok leave it, u win. so hw's new job?
Jigisha: ya i win. i m in office now
me: i was to call u bt lost the card now.
Jigisha: good excuse. no need to call
me: bt i want to talk to u. it would be very easy when i get std on my mobile. then u can tell " call me now " n i will call :)
Jigisha: dont call me pls. i will be iritated
me: then why that day u asked to call???
Jigisha: i called u and i tried twice or thrice i think. now i m not in a mood to talk to u, forget that i have given u my no
me: dont be so mean, n u called me????? i never got ur miss call in case i didnt receive it.
Jigisha: any ways i dont wanna argue in that topic.
then ur handset is defective ok
me: i use it evryday.
Jigisha: don wanna listen further args. like u that one is defective
me: can u tell when did u call?
Jigisha: no
me: so hw can u tell i m defective?
Jigisha: i cant give explanation
me: u r a software person, must have logic :)
Jigisha: yes i have but wont give. any ways i will have to go now, bbye n tc
me: u take care, u r hot today :P
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