Now as she had threatened me to go to psychiatrist otherwise she won't talk to me. I had to make a false story that i did visit a psychiatrist and explained her what advise i got from the fictitious doctor.
31st August, 2009
me: hello busy ?
kalpana: just 10 mits pls
me: waiting...
6 minutes later
kalpana: abhi bas thoda samay lag raha hai pls
10 minutes later
kalpana: hiiiiiiiiiiiiii u thr?
me: hii who ws there /
kalpana: whr? u r busy?
me: aap busy thi :D
main kahan, kis havoc ki baat kar rahi thi ? i hv no idea
kalpana: koi baat nahi, u r ok?
me: m fine
kalpana: went to doc ?
me: pehle ye batao kal kya hua tha
kalpana: wanna tell me about it
me: pj me
kalpana: no just heated discussion about ur ban n del the thread about kids
me: mere ban lift hone ka support to kisine nahi kiya hoga :(
to fir lag gaya , hai na ?
kalpana: ya, but u can join by different name n profile, kitna waqt lagta hai
me: tumne bhi ? ohh ye to maine socha hi nahi tha :P
kalpana: n dont make those mistakes again ok?
me: bt its hard, i cant do these things
kalpana: listen paresh i care for u
me: 2 profiles :(
kalpana: oh not very tough, try it. bhool jao pahle wale ko, surname se join karo
me: par yaad rakhan padega ki main paresh nahi, koi aur hu
kalpana: new identity, new behavour, good man ok?
me: koi pucchega to kya kahu main kya karta hu etc
kalpana: thats y im tellin u to join with ur surname or any pet mane
me: dimaag pe strain padega na
kalpana: so wahi batana, kya do log ek jaisa kaam nahi karte?
me: i hv tried before , then left :
kalpana: doc ne kya kaha?
me: kya kehta bechara. thts my real problems na :( i told u before
kalpana: kya?
me: he says its my nature, main bahut sochta hu, planning karta hu. plus m short tempered so this sums up to anxiety+stress :)
kalpana: he was a psychiatrist or psychologist?
me: dunno exactly bt he listened me for long nd concluded tht i hv to do smthng bout my family probs and maybe marriage is best to hv smone share feelings. loneliness adds to mental stress most
kalpana: did he told u relaxation exercises n other anxiety reducing techniques?
me: no. nthng special, just try not to plan too much and stay away frm ppl who act rude nd trigger stress
kalpana: ok
me: so wat to do
Kalpana: is thr anyone to whom u love?
me: none. only my to be wife
kalpana: ur brothers?
me: younger hai
kalpana: u dont lov them?
me: they r adults, nt so young
kalpana: kya adult bros ko pyar nahi kiya jata?
me: pyaar to main poori duniya se karta hu, aap se bhi :) its totally free. i hate commerce involvement in relations, thts it
kalpana: so y dont u have a single long lasting relationship? r nt u too demanding?
me: wat demand ? i never had ny relations outside home :D i dnt knw wts tht
kalpana: y?????
me: thts mystery
kalpana: kitne logon se milte ho kya koi is layak nahi ke tum usko pasand karo? har kisi me kami hai?
kya tum me koi kami nahi? tell me paresh, ye demands nahi to kya hai ? kitni conditions laga de pyar me bhi
me: office me frnds hai bt nt like we can go out on sunday together, its tough on holidays
kalpana: kyunki tumhe unper shak hota hai agar wo tumhre close aate hain to, hai na?
me: aate hi nahi :D khas kar ladkiya, it becomes professional with girls :(
kalpana: tum jate ho pas unke? share kiya unse kuchh? kabhi koshish ki jaisa ki virtual world me karte ho?
me: nahi ki, coz i knw wat will happen :(
kalpana: so try it. koshish karo
me: i cant handle rejection
kalpana: flirt karne ki nahi genuinely dosti ki
gosh.. koi nahi reject karta. jyada se jyada saath coffee peene ko mana karegi bass, dont ask, just go, talk some small talk, see her response .n next step next day ok?
me: anjaan ladki se baat karna , u knw agar mere contacts hote to it cud hv be easy
kalpana: ahaaaaaaaaaa make contacts, frnds ko invite karo kisi vacation wale din
me: frnds to sirf company me hai, its official :(
kalpana: just ask, kya kar rahe ho sham ko, sham ko ghar aao hav a new video or game or somthin ...bass, office me hi
me: office me hi ? kya
kalpana: office me jo achchha lagta ho, dost, usko invite karo, 2 or 3 ko movie ke liye ya drinks ke liye then they will invite u
me: i knw we hv done this before, nw its upto girl frnds :( nd i want new ppl nt connected with home or office :)
kalpana: hahha then go to mall n ask some one or in pub
me: right
kalpana: hey got to go patient is waiting
me: tell him "have patience", kitne log ye kar pate hai usually ?
kalpana: hahah kafi der se baitha hai kyon roji roti per lat marte ho
me: asking out strangers ? bas itna jawab de do. kitne log duniya me strangers se baat kar sakte hai ? successfully i mean opposite sex
kalpana: any one can do it
me: no. i mean do u knw anyone
kalpana: at least mere hubby, mere dono bete kisi se bhi baat kar sakte hain, i hv seen them
kisi bhi girl se
i can talk to any stranger.......if i beleive in myself, n honest , y shd i care...wht others think about me or fear reajection?
ok der ho gayi bbye. agar ho saka to kal milenge
3rd September, 2009
me: hii aunty ji :)
kalpana: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii how r u
me: ok waiting for smone to call me "beta" lol
kalpana: hahaha raja beta..... ok?
me: raja kaisa :( nokri kar raha hai raja to lol
kalpana: shona chandnanha bachcha pyara gudiya, how r u?
so maa ke liye to sare bachche raja hote hain. i call my kids always raja beta aur atleast wid me u can feel like u r a king
me: thnks :) btw aapka bete ki age kya hogi ?
kalpana: kya jaroorat hai sab par raj karne ki. bas kuchh log ho jinke liye aap special ho, isnt that enough?
20 n 18 yrs..
me: ok so aapki age hai 73
73-20=53
kalpana: hahhaha u gotme
me: you had ur first child at 53 ;)
kalpana: ok iam atypical hahaha miracles do happen na
me: thts nt at all believable :(
be honest plz :)
kalpana: kya karna hai jan kar? kya fark padta hai ?
me: it feels unreal :)
kalpana: iam 42
me: so thts correct
i guessed so :) around 45. you must be if u r female :D
kalpana: well i think so
me: so wts the purpose of 73 ?
kalpana: just to avoid unwanted attention
me: so u r too beautiful :P
kalpana: yes iam
me: can we talk sex, dont mind :)
kalpana: no we cant BETA
me: :( ok. can i see ur picture plz :)
kalpana: naaaaaaa, hahha beta
me: why ? i told u almost everythng bout me and u keep telling to tell me about u later :)
helloooooooo
9 minutes later
me: helloo wt happened ?
kalpana: got DC but busy rite now
c ya later
me: sach ka samna :P
Wednesday, 11 November 2009
Tuesday, 10 November 2009
Online consultation with a so-called psychologist
Few months ago i happend to chat with a woman psychologist (or so she calls herself on a social networking site) and as usual invited her to help me with my psychological problems !
21st August, 2009
me: hi sweety
kalpana: listen. behave ok?
so u r paresh 29 yrs old
me: sowie :)
kalpana: living alone? its ok
me: yes m too lonely
kalpana: whr is ur home town n ur parents live?
me: baroda
kalpana: u in mumbai?
me: no ahmedabad
kalpana: not very far away....how many siblings?
me: 2 bro
kalpana: u r youngest ?
me: eldest
kalpana: hmmmmmmmmmmmmm y r u lonely
u have frnds on orkut
me: no, only colleagues
thts virtual :(
kalpana: ya but that IS
kitne din hue ahmdabad me?
me: 3 saal
where do u live ? with whom ?
kalpana: we r not talking about me......
BTW i live wid my husband
so in 3 yrs u didnt make any frnd?
me: thts the prob, i cnat socialize :(
kalpana: since childhood?
me: not so. its tougher after i entered college
kalpana: y? u felt u dont belong there ? or u felt ppl dont like u? or.......???
me: i think its inferiority, m frm middle class :)
kalpana: so most of us r? college me aise bhi student honge jo scholarship se padh rahe honge
me: u mean i shud hv found smone like me ?
kalpana: do u think economic status is so important in life?
for u wht r ur preorities?
me: i dont
kalpana: money money n money?
me: especially after i hv been earning 20000 pm :D
kalpana: so now u hav it then y u cant socialize?
wht r ur inhibitions?
me: :(
kalpana: wht keeps u away frm ppl ? do u think thy wil ridicule u? make fun of u? or do u think they r not ur type?
me: i think i dont shy frm talking
kalpana: then?
me: its bout making RELATIONs. all relations are professional only :(
kalpana: wht do u do whn u r free? orkuting?
ever tried to go out or mix with someone?
me: orkuting lOL
dont mind bt i think of sex when i m free :P
kalpana: thats natural....u r 29 n hormones r raging...but with ur arrogance n pretence i dont think u'll be able to hav good interpersonal relationship
me: m not arrogant bt completely opposite
kalpana: if sex is overwhelming ur thoughts........then u must see someone who can teach u relaxation n way to ventout. but u pretend........u never show u r humble
me: lol actually i pretend tht i m humble :P
in real life, ok ?
kalpana: ok then?
me: actually m nt pretending bt my insecurity makes me so. so now u knw almost every thing :)
kalpana: insecurity about wht ? financial, emotional, physical?
me: everything. most imp financial
financial is most imp
kalpana: but u r secure now? any problem thr?
me: yeah
kalpana: so try for another job..........whts ur education?
me: bt my academics r bed :( private firms dont accept me
kalpana: lots of vaccancies thr
oh u can always apply na, dont worry
me: yes there's other angle to this too. i feel like i am tied smhow and i cant escape those ppl and environment ever :(
kalpana: oh thats pur neurotic tendency
we all have this feeling
me: see here i m orkuting and chatting all day
kalpana: just try to think about positive things related to that OTHER environment
me: no wrk or minimum work. bt if i remain absent without notice, they go mad lol
kalpana: thats true in every job
but u really try without thinking about ur bad academic record
me: boss :( after 2 pm
kalpana: its not the prediction of success
ok see ya later
24th August, 2009
me: hii ma'm hw r u ?
kalpana: iam fine but very tired beta.........how r u?
me: i love to hear "beta" lol
kalpana: i lov to cal u beta, u r most welcome
me: thts great
kalpana: seems so
me: so u r tired, dont want to chat ?
kalpana: ya wake up at 5.30 n returned home at just 2 pm
me: wht s ur profession ?
kalpana: its not like that, iam a consultant clinical psychologist in a hospital
me: to mera prob samajh me aaya ? solution ?
kalpana: hahahhah koi aise problem nahi hai ok?
me: i knw doc ki jarurat wali nahi, fir bhi kuchh to hai
kalpana: nahi u need a cunsultation. some cognitive restructuring. but its easily modifiable n if u really want to change ur behavior n the issues related to it i have to go back to ur initial life, to ur irrational thoughts n all that
me: nthng much into it. typical middle class mentality
kalpana: nahi
me: pressure to get education and start earning fast
kalpana: ham sab middle class hain, sirf tata birla ambani upper class hain. my kids r also facing these pressure. it motivates u if u take it positively. they want to earn cos they want to b independent. they want to share responsibilities of their fathr. its not making them rude, angry, detached, apathetic
3 minutes later
kalpana: seems u r busy
c ya later then
me: little. everyone has responsibilities
kalpana: koi baat nahi
me: bt my prob is i cant take it out of my mind. once i finish my duty i cant unwind
kalpana: jab free hoge baaat karenge ...will continue it
me: u shud forget every thng for sm period of the day at least :(
kalpana: yes u shud learn to relax. its easy but u have to practice it regularly n then in a week u can relax. but then u have to vent out....WHT IS BOTHERING U TODAY
me: confusion bothers the most. i can tackle any situation bt if i dont understand whats exactly happening i get mad :(
kalpana: kis baat ka confusion?
me: identity crisis
kalpana: wht identity ? ambitions?
hey paresh sorry got to go, hubby is waiting for lunch. sham ko milte hain yahoo per, scrap me whn u r thr. i will chek
ok bbyee take care
27th August, 2009
kalpana: hiiiiiiiiiiiii bahut der se ho..... i saw u abhi
me: sowiie :)
kalpana: oh its nothing
me: subah aake boss ne daant diya tha
kalpana: hota hai how r u today?
me: to bhool gaya sab lol
fine. see mine is nt so serious case :D
kalpana: ok
me: u wrk at appolo ?
kalpana: who told u so?
me: aakash vani hui thi aaj subah 5 baje Lol
kalpana: i know
iam not dumb...u know?
me: no
kalpana: ok
me: aaj pata chala, thnks for info :)
kalpana: ab tell me wht attitude u r talkin about
me: ok so i cant focus on one thing, one day i am thinking to get married soon, the other day i think of my career etc
kalpana: u hav to make a priority list
me: sab ready hai plan to
kalpana: wht things r important in ur life
me: peace is most important. its too much of tense life for past 10 yrs, m fed up :(
kalpana: agar ready hai to kyun soch rahe ho. life is not tense, u r tense
me: i keep hearing everybody's complain :(
kalpana: like who? n wht complain?
me: nthng concrete
kalpana: can u gimme an example?
me: thts tough
kalpana: u have to
me: hw can i say bout ppl who dont even knw me :( thts wy i feel i m stupid :D
kalpana: if u dont know them......y they r so important to u that wht they say ,,,upsets u so much
me: their talks r related to my life thts wy i hv to pay attention :)
kalpana: do u feel they r spying on u? they r colleagues?
me: no doubt at all. they r spiying
kalpana: ur colleagues?
have u changed ur job recently?
paresh immediatly go to a doc..a pschologist or psychiatrist
wht i am doing can exacerbate ur problems
me: i hv chnged my city, i want to get rid of my it
kalpana: y u want to leave ur family?
me: coz they give pain, responsibility :)
kalpana: paresh listen to me, pls go to a doc. its important
jo bhi ham kahenge wo aapki anxiety badha sakta hai. the probing questions, aur then who will take care of ur anxiety ?
u need somoene to teach u how o cope with ur problems, i cant do that online
u need reasoning...unconditional regard n understanding with support. u dont hav any. i cant provide it online, ur therapist can provide it to u
me: sharm aati hai doc k paas jane me :)
kalpana: y? aur is tarah takleef bardasht karne me aur dukh jhelne me sharm nahi aati? u r not abnormal........just stressed. pls go n see a doc
sab log jate hain, call someone....fix an appointment n go
only first time is tough then no problem
me: bt i m absolutely ok. why cant ppl stop bothering me :(
kalpana: ok u r ok. fir jane me kya problem hai?
wo kah dega ok ho fir ghar aa jana
me: jane ka matlab i need treatment
kalpana: u cant change a single person in this world, u can only change ur self. n if ppl bothering u...its ur problem not thrs. if u r ok u dont need it......koi jabardasti thode hi baitha lega tumhe
me: its getting tougher, nobody's helping me
kalpana: nahi aisa nahi hai. i want to help u but this cant be done online, thats y iam askin u to go to a therapist. only a professional can help u. other will make a fool of u
u can also call n enquire by fake name..........in big hospitals n clinics
me: i fear this is real prob not mental :D
kalpana: paresh itna kyun sochte ho, just decide karo aur problem khatam. agar tum nahi decide kar sakte let me do it for u. i wont harm u na?
me: :)
kalpana: jyada se jyada ek baar ki fees jayegi n if u feel its good or ur therapist feels u need help...u can continue ok?
me: ok i ll try :)
if my ego permits :)
kalpana: no u shall do it not try n u will tel me u did it, ok?
its my order, do it for me, iam ur frnd na? bas ye soch lo mere per ek ahsan kar rahe ho. u r doing it for my khushi. itna to kar sakte ho na? for an old lady
me: i can :)
kalpana: then its decided? promise?
me: i cant bt i ll try my best :)
kalpana: hav faith in me pls
me: its diff to tell such things online
kalpana: or i will nag u constently
me: bt to tell weird prob personally
kalpana: iam very nagging
me: isnt tht funny ?
kalpana: noooooooooooooooooo believe me
me: i see that :D
kalpana: no its not funny, ye unka profession hai na
me: muje sharm bahut aati hai
kalpana: u r just a patient for them
dont b so selfconcious, mat sharmao
me: ok ok m feeling hungry nw
kalpana: aur ab jana hai hamko...........
me: take rest plz
kalpana: ok
me: i hv bothered you too much :)
kalpana: bbye cya take care
me: you too
kalpana: not at all, happy to help u bbye
me: see ya :)
21st August, 2009
me: hi sweety
kalpana: listen. behave ok?
so u r paresh 29 yrs old
me: sowie :)
kalpana: living alone? its ok
me: yes m too lonely
kalpana: whr is ur home town n ur parents live?
me: baroda
kalpana: u in mumbai?
me: no ahmedabad
kalpana: not very far away....how many siblings?
me: 2 bro
kalpana: u r youngest ?
me: eldest
kalpana: hmmmmmmmmmmmmm y r u lonely
u have frnds on orkut
me: no, only colleagues
thts virtual :(
kalpana: ya but that IS
kitne din hue ahmdabad me?
me: 3 saal
where do u live ? with whom ?
kalpana: we r not talking about me......
BTW i live wid my husband
so in 3 yrs u didnt make any frnd?
me: thts the prob, i cnat socialize :(
kalpana: since childhood?
me: not so. its tougher after i entered college
kalpana: y? u felt u dont belong there ? or u felt ppl dont like u? or.......???
me: i think its inferiority, m frm middle class :)
kalpana: so most of us r? college me aise bhi student honge jo scholarship se padh rahe honge
me: u mean i shud hv found smone like me ?
kalpana: do u think economic status is so important in life?
for u wht r ur preorities?
me: i dont
kalpana: money money n money?
me: especially after i hv been earning 20000 pm :D
kalpana: so now u hav it then y u cant socialize?
wht r ur inhibitions?
me: :(
kalpana: wht keeps u away frm ppl ? do u think thy wil ridicule u? make fun of u? or do u think they r not ur type?
me: i think i dont shy frm talking
kalpana: then?
me: its bout making RELATIONs. all relations are professional only :(
kalpana: wht do u do whn u r free? orkuting?
ever tried to go out or mix with someone?
me: orkuting lOL
dont mind bt i think of sex when i m free :P
kalpana: thats natural....u r 29 n hormones r raging...but with ur arrogance n pretence i dont think u'll be able to hav good interpersonal relationship
me: m not arrogant bt completely opposite
kalpana: if sex is overwhelming ur thoughts........then u must see someone who can teach u relaxation n way to ventout. but u pretend........u never show u r humble
me: lol actually i pretend tht i m humble :P
in real life, ok ?
kalpana: ok then?
me: actually m nt pretending bt my insecurity makes me so. so now u knw almost every thing :)
kalpana: insecurity about wht ? financial, emotional, physical?
me: everything. most imp financial
financial is most imp
kalpana: but u r secure now? any problem thr?
me: yeah
kalpana: so try for another job..........whts ur education?
me: bt my academics r bed :( private firms dont accept me
kalpana: lots of vaccancies thr
oh u can always apply na, dont worry
me: yes there's other angle to this too. i feel like i am tied smhow and i cant escape those ppl and environment ever :(
kalpana: oh thats pur neurotic tendency
we all have this feeling
me: see here i m orkuting and chatting all day
kalpana: just try to think about positive things related to that OTHER environment
me: no wrk or minimum work. bt if i remain absent without notice, they go mad lol
kalpana: thats true in every job
but u really try without thinking about ur bad academic record
me: boss :( after 2 pm
kalpana: its not the prediction of success
ok see ya later
24th August, 2009
me: hii ma'm hw r u ?
kalpana: iam fine but very tired beta.........how r u?
me: i love to hear "beta" lol
kalpana: i lov to cal u beta, u r most welcome
me: thts great
kalpana: seems so
me: so u r tired, dont want to chat ?
kalpana: ya wake up at 5.30 n returned home at just 2 pm
me: wht s ur profession ?
kalpana: its not like that, iam a consultant clinical psychologist in a hospital
me: to mera prob samajh me aaya ? solution ?
kalpana: hahahhah koi aise problem nahi hai ok?
me: i knw doc ki jarurat wali nahi, fir bhi kuchh to hai
kalpana: nahi u need a cunsultation. some cognitive restructuring. but its easily modifiable n if u really want to change ur behavior n the issues related to it i have to go back to ur initial life, to ur irrational thoughts n all that
me: nthng much into it. typical middle class mentality
kalpana: nahi
me: pressure to get education and start earning fast
kalpana: ham sab middle class hain, sirf tata birla ambani upper class hain. my kids r also facing these pressure. it motivates u if u take it positively. they want to earn cos they want to b independent. they want to share responsibilities of their fathr. its not making them rude, angry, detached, apathetic
3 minutes later
kalpana: seems u r busy
c ya later then
me: little. everyone has responsibilities
kalpana: koi baat nahi
me: bt my prob is i cant take it out of my mind. once i finish my duty i cant unwind
kalpana: jab free hoge baaat karenge ...will continue it
me: u shud forget every thng for sm period of the day at least :(
kalpana: yes u shud learn to relax. its easy but u have to practice it regularly n then in a week u can relax. but then u have to vent out....WHT IS BOTHERING U TODAY
me: confusion bothers the most. i can tackle any situation bt if i dont understand whats exactly happening i get mad :(
kalpana: kis baat ka confusion?
me: identity crisis
kalpana: wht identity ? ambitions?
hey paresh sorry got to go, hubby is waiting for lunch. sham ko milte hain yahoo per, scrap me whn u r thr. i will chek
ok bbyee take care
27th August, 2009
kalpana: hiiiiiiiiiiiii bahut der se ho..... i saw u abhi
me: sowiie :)
kalpana: oh its nothing
me: subah aake boss ne daant diya tha
kalpana: hota hai how r u today?
me: to bhool gaya sab lol
fine. see mine is nt so serious case :D
kalpana: ok
me: u wrk at appolo ?
kalpana: who told u so?
me: aakash vani hui thi aaj subah 5 baje Lol
kalpana: i know
iam not dumb...u know?
me: no
kalpana: ok
me: aaj pata chala, thnks for info :)
kalpana: ab tell me wht attitude u r talkin about
me: ok so i cant focus on one thing, one day i am thinking to get married soon, the other day i think of my career etc
kalpana: u hav to make a priority list
me: sab ready hai plan to
kalpana: wht things r important in ur life
me: peace is most important. its too much of tense life for past 10 yrs, m fed up :(
kalpana: agar ready hai to kyun soch rahe ho. life is not tense, u r tense
me: i keep hearing everybody's complain :(
kalpana: like who? n wht complain?
me: nthng concrete
kalpana: can u gimme an example?
me: thts tough
kalpana: u have to
me: hw can i say bout ppl who dont even knw me :( thts wy i feel i m stupid :D
kalpana: if u dont know them......y they r so important to u that wht they say ,,,upsets u so much
me: their talks r related to my life thts wy i hv to pay attention :)
kalpana: do u feel they r spying on u? they r colleagues?
me: no doubt at all. they r spiying
kalpana: ur colleagues?
have u changed ur job recently?
paresh immediatly go to a doc..a pschologist or psychiatrist
wht i am doing can exacerbate ur problems
me: i hv chnged my city, i want to get rid of my it
kalpana: y u want to leave ur family?
me: coz they give pain, responsibility :)
kalpana: paresh listen to me, pls go to a doc. its important
jo bhi ham kahenge wo aapki anxiety badha sakta hai. the probing questions, aur then who will take care of ur anxiety ?
u need somoene to teach u how o cope with ur problems, i cant do that online
u need reasoning...unconditional regard n understanding with support. u dont hav any. i cant provide it online, ur therapist can provide it to u
me: sharm aati hai doc k paas jane me :)
kalpana: y? aur is tarah takleef bardasht karne me aur dukh jhelne me sharm nahi aati? u r not abnormal........just stressed. pls go n see a doc
sab log jate hain, call someone....fix an appointment n go
only first time is tough then no problem
me: bt i m absolutely ok. why cant ppl stop bothering me :(
kalpana: ok u r ok. fir jane me kya problem hai?
wo kah dega ok ho fir ghar aa jana
me: jane ka matlab i need treatment
kalpana: u cant change a single person in this world, u can only change ur self. n if ppl bothering u...its ur problem not thrs. if u r ok u dont need it......koi jabardasti thode hi baitha lega tumhe
me: its getting tougher, nobody's helping me
kalpana: nahi aisa nahi hai. i want to help u but this cant be done online, thats y iam askin u to go to a therapist. only a professional can help u. other will make a fool of u
u can also call n enquire by fake name..........in big hospitals n clinics
me: i fear this is real prob not mental :D
kalpana: paresh itna kyun sochte ho, just decide karo aur problem khatam. agar tum nahi decide kar sakte let me do it for u. i wont harm u na?
me: :)
kalpana: jyada se jyada ek baar ki fees jayegi n if u feel its good or ur therapist feels u need help...u can continue ok?
me: ok i ll try :)
if my ego permits :)
kalpana: no u shall do it not try n u will tel me u did it, ok?
its my order, do it for me, iam ur frnd na? bas ye soch lo mere per ek ahsan kar rahe ho. u r doing it for my khushi. itna to kar sakte ho na? for an old lady
me: i can :)
kalpana: then its decided? promise?
me: i cant bt i ll try my best :)
kalpana: hav faith in me pls
me: its diff to tell such things online
kalpana: or i will nag u constently
me: bt to tell weird prob personally
kalpana: iam very nagging
me: isnt tht funny ?
kalpana: noooooooooooooooooo believe me
me: i see that :D
kalpana: no its not funny, ye unka profession hai na
me: muje sharm bahut aati hai
kalpana: u r just a patient for them
dont b so selfconcious, mat sharmao
me: ok ok m feeling hungry nw
kalpana: aur ab jana hai hamko...........
me: take rest plz
kalpana: ok
me: i hv bothered you too much :)
kalpana: bbye cya take care
me: you too
kalpana: not at all, happy to help u bbye
me: see ya :)
smoking boys r cool !!
18th June, 2008
me: hi beautiful :)
mallika: hie
me: so we ve nt met after sunday ?
mallika: may b.. so wat r u upto?
me: nthng, boss away n m bindaas today :P
mallika: nice
10 minutes later
me: i can handle only one girl at a time :(
mallika: lolz k
me: aaj sab ki sab online hai :D :P
mallika: gud hai
5 minutes later
me: tea time :) dimaag kaam karne se mana kar raha hai :(
mallika: k
lol kyun kya hua?
me: addictions :( tea,cgrts,girls etc...we shud avoid addictive stuff totally
mallika: bt they r interestin nd wonderful :D
me: u mean girls or cigarts ?
hv to go nw :( catch u soon :)
mallika: i mean tea, cgrt, alcohol, boys etc :P
K cya..
me: did u say boys ?
means u drink :P
mallika: yup..kabhi kabhi
21st June, 2008
me: heya
13 minutes later
mallika: hi happy birthday..!!
me: thanks, you r late Juhi caught me first :D
mallika: k
me: just joking. anywy i dont celebrate, actually i dont belive in dates
mallika: why?
me: i enjoy when in mood anytime. nw as i m alone here i can party every day :P
mallika: hmm..
me: btw world music day is today :P what a coincidence
mallika: really..gud hai..
27th June, 2008
me: break lene gayee thi mujse :D
mallika: nah..lunch kar rahi thi..tv dekhte dekhte..
me: aaj jaldi lunch ?
mallika: :D
me: usme hasne ki kya baat hai ?
mallika: :
me: i dont understand this thing :D (straight face smiley)
mallika: .
me: nd this too :( i can see orkut bt cant post :( hw painful it is u know
mallika: wott?
me: orkut shows error on page, my reply cant be submitted
mallika: achha k
me: creativity has no future here :(
mallika: lolz..k
me: if u belive tht my nonsense posts r creative stuff :D
mallika: ya of course..
waise hwz u boi?
me: ppl get jealous of ur abilities
mallika: :D
ahem..kk which ur fav song latest wala..hindi bolna..
me: chhappan taare tod naach lu :D
mallika: hmm..ha..ah..dil hara..rite? k nice
me: yeah main dil haarta rehta hu :D i like the OHOo in btwn :P
mallika: kitni bar hara hai? :P
me: almost every day :D thank God koi response
mallika: omg..everyday..
me: milta nahi varna serious prob. ho jaati
mallika: aur nahi toh kya.. pata nai shadi k baad kya hone wala hai tera..
me: abhi to sab one-sided hota hai, agar jlo jaisi koi dil tode to i will be broken :(
mallika: lol k
me: i knw i m going to loose in love
mallika: i like only falak..frm tashan
me: all r good
mallika: hw do u kw?
me: thts written in luck that i wont get what i like so its tricky :P
mallika: see its nt bad.. wahi toh main bol rahi thi.. we get wht we need..nt wht we like or somethin like dat..
me: i expect wht i deserve so if i dont get that its natural to be frustrated. its nt my nature to want wht i dont hv right to get
mallika: no honey..its jus like dat k watever happens...happens for d best...
whow...ur messy..!! gud hai..
me: honey :P
think u dont like stories of other girls :D what s ur figure :P (after trying to discuss another girl with her)
mallika: no i dnt
me: dont hv figure :D ?
mallika: paresh: think u dont like stories of other girls :D mallika: no i dnt
me: then, what s ur figure :P dont mind
my lunch break is over, pata nahi chala chat me :D
mallika: so
me: nthng. i dont feel like eating these days, guess side effects of smoking
mallika: k aap toh smoking chhodne wale the na..
me: haan kal try to ki shaam tak 3 hi pi thi par baad me
mallika: aur usually kitni khatam karte ho din main?
me: shaam ko tanha dil gaate gaate 4 pi li :D no. 10 tak gaya hai, i ll make it 5 first
mallika: really?? 10??
is it really a fun?
me: fun is the key. as i dont enjoy it, i m confident of quitting :)
mallika: hmm...k
one of ma frnd told me ..its nt fun..wen he tried
me: tea is better as kick :P
mallika: agar kick hi chahiye toh..i lov ma vodka :D
me: u r so
mallika: so?
me: imagined u with vodka.
mallika: hota hai hota hai
me: maybe sexy :P so u must hv tested cgrt too i guess
mallika: nah..i hate smoking..bt i find it stylish...it is ..hai na?
me: smoking is stylish ?
mallika: yeh...i mean in other way..bt still i hate it..
me: u r right actually, smoking girls look hot :P
mallika: :) bt smokin boys r cool..bt nt hot :P
ahh dats obvious...wht m i sayin..dumbo..
k so.. aur suna..
me: m i dumbo ? :(
why ?
mallika: dat ws for me..
me: u r nt. in fact i kept on smoking coz i found that it controls my temper
mallika: dats nt an excuse..
nyways watever works for ya..
hey 3 mistakes of ma life..book kaisi hai?
me: i told u its good nt so much as the other 2
mallika: hmm...k
me: i ve got this disease nw to relate eveything to me :(
mallika: insani fitrat.. :)
me: bimaar insanki :D
mallika: nah its common
me: i hate cartoons frm childhood
mallika: i lov cartoons.. :P :P
still i like pokemon nd shinchan.. even baby loony toon
me: lol opposites attract :P
mallika: yup..
waise dnt forget cartoons k sath i like gothic metal..also...opposite toh yeh bhi hai :P
me: so u ll marry urself :D ?
mallika: is it a thing?
me: ? what is gothic metal ?
mallika: nothin..
me: junoon ka gaana nahi suna frm 1997 album
sayoneeeeeeeeeeeeee. chain ek pal nahi....
mallika: ha pata hai..
me: i was in first year then, 10 yrs passed na :(
mallika: hmm...
i kw only dat song..dunno nythin abt band
u dont even like enrique?
me: only models of his songs :P
mallika: lolz gud ans..kabhi songs bhi sun liya kar..
me: i like jlo's waiting fr tonight
mallika: hmm..
me: wetting for tonight :D
mallika: ahem..
me: means ?
mallika: nothin :D
me: it was a wet song in river she was getting wet dancing :D
mallika: so..
seriously i said nothin :P :P
me: i m nt magnet-like to keep u stick to me :P
u r geting bored finally
mallika: woh to i always get..i mean i easily get bored..nt bcoz of u..its jus me
me: good to hear so bt still i shud hv done the job anwy :P
mallika: magnet wala ? :P
me: haan to.. u shud do sm thng that the girl wont leave u for a minute :P
mallika: huh..
me: like my to be wife. she's all alert when any lady is near me :D
all kind of sirens start wrking :D
mallika: its nt funny for me..
me: sorry see i cant make u laugh too ;(
mallika: dnt hv to say sorry..
nah...u do, u always do. :D
me: thanks nw leaving for lunch :)
i never left eating for chatting :P
mallika: so ur also leaving?
me: i meant skipping lunch, i cant leave till 5.30
mallika: den go nd eat somethin..
me: so u know hw tough to sit on chair for 8 hours ?
mallika: sucking..
me: what ?
mallika: 8 hrs job sitting on chair..sucks..
hey u like shayari?
me: nt much, mostly the type of PJ shayri :D
mallika: k..i like serious typo..khud bhi karti hoon..par bahot gandi hoti hai...so chhod di..
me: depends on mood, u can tell me ur shayri :)
mallika: nah meri wali toh sab bhul bhi gayi...bt here is some good one..ma fav
Bari Mushkil Se Sualayaa hai Khud ko Mai Ne Aaj..!!!
Apni Ankhoo ko Tere Khawab ka Lalach Dey Kar...!!!
if u dnt like it its k..waise bhi sab ko achhi toh nai lagti...its jus for me..
me: if its original its good really nd if its reallly for Me than its great
mallika: its nt for you..
me: thts bad news :(
mallika: if u think so.. m off nw..tata tk cr..
6 minutes later
Yeh jo khuwahishon ka parind hai,
isse mausamon se gharz nahin
Yeh urre ga apni hi mauj mein,
isse aab deh keh saraab De
Damn its raining..m happy...nd paresh is busy..gud
me: sorry boss aa gaya tha, tum mushkil words use karti ho. i prefer simple shayri :)
mallika: i like pakistani urdu..more dan lakhnw
hey its raining again..
me: wife gets mad at rain :D
mallika: wife?
me: wo hypothetical wali, vaise i m bachelor yet :P
mallika: imaginary ha..gud gud
me: bt her works r nt so imaginary. she wont let me engage with any girl or woman :(
mallika: ah dat s a problem..
me: i blame my frustration bout love on my to be wife
mallika: if she is imaginary...u cn control her na..us ki thinkin badal dalo.. :P
me: hope that was so, its almost real. i hv no control at all, rather she controls my each activity. maybe we r chating with her permission only, or she can also disconnect the net anytime if she doesnt like you
mallika: ohho.. wht if she says no.. tu baat nahi karega muzse ? ;)
tell tell
me: she s nt direct :) she influences indirectly thru bosses, thru other ppl, thru disconnecitng net, thru making all pretty girls disappear frm my way when i need them
too much nonsense , huh ? i ll go for a tea so u can relax frm it :)
mallika: yeh..bt its kool..if it makes u happy..
me: maybe hunger caused bakwas :D
mallika: i believe ...jo bhi khudko achha lagta hai karo..der is nothin good nd bad in dis world..
me: thats a bold thing to say really :P
if i like to steal frm malls then its ok :D
mallika: ya..agar pakde jane k baad jo kuch bhi hoga usse tuze kuch farak nai padega toh yeah..its k
me: good logic
mallika: :)
me: i want to go to jail at least once bt i d prefer to go for sm dhaamal thing :D nt stealing
mallika: lolz k..watever works for u..
me: just for a change :D
when u r angry its good to break smthng :D
wht u say ? ok see ya..boss
mallika: ya..its gud
lolz k bye m leaving too
tk cr dear..
2 hours later
me: heya :)
mallika: helloo..hws u boi?
me: boi :D meet me to know the boi :P
i was born man :P
mallika: ok ji..so hwz d man?
me: want to go to teen age and hv sm affairs with class mates :P
man lost his childhood and youth :(
mallika: lost thodi na..u hv lived ur teenage :P
me: no ji, i acted like serious person in childhood and college
nw trying to do masti :P hv u seen Masti ?
mallika: yeh..gud movie
me: bt the idea of police coming when u hv affair is nt good :D
mallika: hmm..
me: we made a record today, longest chat :)
mallika: :)
me: plus i skipped lunch break too
i dont skip eating ever ;)
mallika: aaha...k
bt dats bcoz u ws nt hungry...rite?
me: as i waste half the food in hotel, i take sm snacks in lunch
bartan dhone wali mile to main khud bana lu, wo bhi easy to nahi
mallika: iks...v bad line...!! :
strict no no.. :
me: didnt get u
i didnt mean wife :D
mallika: thank god..
And she goes offline suddenly..
me: r u angry ? what hapend ?
dont go like that, this is our record date :)
date :D
1 hour later
mallika: power cut ..
me: hi beautiful :)
mallika: hie
me: so we ve nt met after sunday ?
mallika: may b.. so wat r u upto?
me: nthng, boss away n m bindaas today :P
mallika: nice
10 minutes later
me: i can handle only one girl at a time :(
mallika: lolz k
me: aaj sab ki sab online hai :D :P
mallika: gud hai
5 minutes later
me: tea time :) dimaag kaam karne se mana kar raha hai :(
mallika: k
lol kyun kya hua?
me: addictions :( tea,cgrts,girls etc...we shud avoid addictive stuff totally
mallika: bt they r interestin nd wonderful :D
me: u mean girls or cigarts ?
hv to go nw :( catch u soon :)
mallika: i mean tea, cgrt, alcohol, boys etc :P
K cya..
me: did u say boys ?
means u drink :P
mallika: yup..kabhi kabhi
21st June, 2008
me: heya
13 minutes later
mallika: hi happy birthday..!!
me: thanks, you r late Juhi caught me first :D
mallika: k
me: just joking. anywy i dont celebrate, actually i dont belive in dates
mallika: why?
me: i enjoy when in mood anytime. nw as i m alone here i can party every day :P
mallika: hmm..
me: btw world music day is today :P what a coincidence
mallika: really..gud hai..
27th June, 2008
me: break lene gayee thi mujse :D
mallika: nah..lunch kar rahi thi..tv dekhte dekhte..
me: aaj jaldi lunch ?
mallika: :D
me: usme hasne ki kya baat hai ?
mallika: :
me: i dont understand this thing :D (straight face smiley)
mallika: .
me: nd this too :( i can see orkut bt cant post :( hw painful it is u know
mallika: wott?
me: orkut shows error on page, my reply cant be submitted
mallika: achha k
me: creativity has no future here :(
mallika: lolz..k
me: if u belive tht my nonsense posts r creative stuff :D
mallika: ya of course..
waise hwz u boi?
me: ppl get jealous of ur abilities
mallika: :D
ahem..kk which ur fav song latest wala..hindi bolna..
me: chhappan taare tod naach lu :D
mallika: hmm..ha..ah..dil hara..rite? k nice
me: yeah main dil haarta rehta hu :D i like the OHOo in btwn :P
mallika: kitni bar hara hai? :P
me: almost every day :D thank God koi response
mallika: omg..everyday..
me: milta nahi varna serious prob. ho jaati
mallika: aur nahi toh kya.. pata nai shadi k baad kya hone wala hai tera..
me: abhi to sab one-sided hota hai, agar jlo jaisi koi dil tode to i will be broken :(
mallika: lol k
me: i knw i m going to loose in love
mallika: i like only falak..frm tashan
me: all r good
mallika: hw do u kw?
me: thts written in luck that i wont get what i like so its tricky :P
mallika: see its nt bad.. wahi toh main bol rahi thi.. we get wht we need..nt wht we like or somethin like dat..
me: i expect wht i deserve so if i dont get that its natural to be frustrated. its nt my nature to want wht i dont hv right to get
mallika: no honey..its jus like dat k watever happens...happens for d best...
whow...ur messy..!! gud hai..
me: honey :P
think u dont like stories of other girls :D what s ur figure :P (after trying to discuss another girl with her)
mallika: no i dnt
me: dont hv figure :D ?
mallika: paresh: think u dont like stories of other girls :D mallika: no i dnt
me: then, what s ur figure :P dont mind
my lunch break is over, pata nahi chala chat me :D
mallika: so
me: nthng. i dont feel like eating these days, guess side effects of smoking
mallika: k aap toh smoking chhodne wale the na..
me: haan kal try to ki shaam tak 3 hi pi thi par baad me
mallika: aur usually kitni khatam karte ho din main?
me: shaam ko tanha dil gaate gaate 4 pi li :D no. 10 tak gaya hai, i ll make it 5 first
mallika: really?? 10??
is it really a fun?
me: fun is the key. as i dont enjoy it, i m confident of quitting :)
mallika: hmm...k
one of ma frnd told me ..its nt fun..wen he tried
me: tea is better as kick :P
mallika: agar kick hi chahiye toh..i lov ma vodka :D
me: u r so
mallika: so?
me: imagined u with vodka.
mallika: hota hai hota hai
me: maybe sexy :P so u must hv tested cgrt too i guess
mallika: nah..i hate smoking..bt i find it stylish...it is ..hai na?
me: smoking is stylish ?
mallika: yeh...i mean in other way..bt still i hate it..
me: u r right actually, smoking girls look hot :P
mallika: :) bt smokin boys r cool..bt nt hot :P
ahh dats obvious...wht m i sayin..dumbo..
k so.. aur suna..
me: m i dumbo ? :(
why ?
mallika: dat ws for me..
me: u r nt. in fact i kept on smoking coz i found that it controls my temper
mallika: dats nt an excuse..
nyways watever works for ya..
hey 3 mistakes of ma life..book kaisi hai?
me: i told u its good nt so much as the other 2
mallika: hmm...k
me: i ve got this disease nw to relate eveything to me :(
mallika: insani fitrat.. :)
me: bimaar insanki :D
mallika: nah its common
me: i hate cartoons frm childhood
mallika: i lov cartoons.. :P :P
still i like pokemon nd shinchan.. even baby loony toon
me: lol opposites attract :P
mallika: yup..
waise dnt forget cartoons k sath i like gothic metal..also...opposite toh yeh bhi hai :P
me: so u ll marry urself :D ?
mallika: is it a thing?
me: ? what is gothic metal ?
mallika: nothin..
me: junoon ka gaana nahi suna frm 1997 album
sayoneeeeeeeeeeeeee. chain ek pal nahi....
mallika: ha pata hai..
me: i was in first year then, 10 yrs passed na :(
mallika: hmm...
i kw only dat song..dunno nythin abt band
u dont even like enrique?
me: only models of his songs :P
mallika: lolz gud ans..kabhi songs bhi sun liya kar..
me: i like jlo's waiting fr tonight
mallika: hmm..
me: wetting for tonight :D
mallika: ahem..
me: means ?
mallika: nothin :D
me: it was a wet song in river she was getting wet dancing :D
mallika: so..
seriously i said nothin :P :P
me: i m nt magnet-like to keep u stick to me :P
u r geting bored finally
mallika: woh to i always get..i mean i easily get bored..nt bcoz of u..its jus me
me: good to hear so bt still i shud hv done the job anwy :P
mallika: magnet wala ? :P
me: haan to.. u shud do sm thng that the girl wont leave u for a minute :P
mallika: huh..
me: like my to be wife. she's all alert when any lady is near me :D
all kind of sirens start wrking :D
mallika: its nt funny for me..
me: sorry see i cant make u laugh too ;(
mallika: dnt hv to say sorry..
nah...u do, u always do. :D
me: thanks nw leaving for lunch :)
i never left eating for chatting :P
mallika: so ur also leaving?
me: i meant skipping lunch, i cant leave till 5.30
mallika: den go nd eat somethin..
me: so u know hw tough to sit on chair for 8 hours ?
mallika: sucking..
me: what ?
mallika: 8 hrs job sitting on chair..sucks..
hey u like shayari?
me: nt much, mostly the type of PJ shayri :D
mallika: k..i like serious typo..khud bhi karti hoon..par bahot gandi hoti hai...so chhod di..
me: depends on mood, u can tell me ur shayri :)
mallika: nah meri wali toh sab bhul bhi gayi...bt here is some good one..ma fav
Bari Mushkil Se Sualayaa hai Khud ko Mai Ne Aaj..!!!
Apni Ankhoo ko Tere Khawab ka Lalach Dey Kar...!!!
if u dnt like it its k..waise bhi sab ko achhi toh nai lagti...its jus for me..
me: if its original its good really nd if its reallly for Me than its great
mallika: its nt for you..
me: thts bad news :(
mallika: if u think so.. m off nw..tata tk cr..
6 minutes later
Yeh jo khuwahishon ka parind hai,
isse mausamon se gharz nahin
Yeh urre ga apni hi mauj mein,
isse aab deh keh saraab De
Damn its raining..m happy...nd paresh is busy..gud
me: sorry boss aa gaya tha, tum mushkil words use karti ho. i prefer simple shayri :)
mallika: i like pakistani urdu..more dan lakhnw
hey its raining again..
me: wife gets mad at rain :D
mallika: wife?
me: wo hypothetical wali, vaise i m bachelor yet :P
mallika: imaginary ha..gud gud
me: bt her works r nt so imaginary. she wont let me engage with any girl or woman :(
mallika: ah dat s a problem..
me: i blame my frustration bout love on my to be wife
mallika: if she is imaginary...u cn control her na..us ki thinkin badal dalo.. :P
me: hope that was so, its almost real. i hv no control at all, rather she controls my each activity. maybe we r chating with her permission only, or she can also disconnect the net anytime if she doesnt like you
mallika: ohho.. wht if she says no.. tu baat nahi karega muzse ? ;)
tell tell
me: she s nt direct :) she influences indirectly thru bosses, thru other ppl, thru disconnecitng net, thru making all pretty girls disappear frm my way when i need them
too much nonsense , huh ? i ll go for a tea so u can relax frm it :)
mallika: yeh..bt its kool..if it makes u happy..
me: maybe hunger caused bakwas :D
mallika: i believe ...jo bhi khudko achha lagta hai karo..der is nothin good nd bad in dis world..
me: thats a bold thing to say really :P
if i like to steal frm malls then its ok :D
mallika: ya..agar pakde jane k baad jo kuch bhi hoga usse tuze kuch farak nai padega toh yeah..its k
me: good logic
mallika: :)
me: i want to go to jail at least once bt i d prefer to go for sm dhaamal thing :D nt stealing
mallika: lolz k..watever works for u..
me: just for a change :D
when u r angry its good to break smthng :D
wht u say ? ok see ya..boss
mallika: ya..its gud
lolz k bye m leaving too
tk cr dear..
2 hours later
me: heya :)
mallika: helloo..hws u boi?
me: boi :D meet me to know the boi :P
i was born man :P
mallika: ok ji..so hwz d man?
me: want to go to teen age and hv sm affairs with class mates :P
man lost his childhood and youth :(
mallika: lost thodi na..u hv lived ur teenage :P
me: no ji, i acted like serious person in childhood and college
nw trying to do masti :P hv u seen Masti ?
mallika: yeh..gud movie
me: bt the idea of police coming when u hv affair is nt good :D
mallika: hmm..
me: we made a record today, longest chat :)
mallika: :)
me: plus i skipped lunch break too
i dont skip eating ever ;)
mallika: aaha...k
bt dats bcoz u ws nt hungry...rite?
me: as i waste half the food in hotel, i take sm snacks in lunch
bartan dhone wali mile to main khud bana lu, wo bhi easy to nahi
mallika: iks...v bad line...!! :
strict no no.. :
me: didnt get u
i didnt mean wife :D
mallika: thank god..
And she goes offline suddenly..
me: r u angry ? what hapend ?
dont go like that, this is our record date :)
date :D
1 hour later
mallika: power cut ..
Customer ???
11th June, 2008
me: hi :)
Mallika: hi
me: power cut again ystrdy ?
Mallika: nah
bye bol ke gayi thi na
me: ohh yes that was smone else :D
Mallika: hmm..
me: girls ko figure poochne me kuchh galat hai ?
Mallika: in real..or net pe?
in real..der is no need..nd on net..dude..does is matter?
so its bad in ny ways
me: u know if i had one gf or wife, i wont be intrested in girls in those ways. bt the fact is i need one
so my thinking is like that only :P
Mallika: hmm..thik hai
me: so tell ur figure now :D
Mallika: wat?? no...nyways ki faraq padta hai...chuck it..wots ur age?
me: 28 yrs….feels like nthngs changed (my status message in a social site)
Mallika: k
me: so u hate relations ?
Mallika: its nt like i hate it..i dnt think i cn handle dat thing rt now.. i dnt wnt to get involve in dis
me: whats ur age :D
Mallika: 18
me: :P today's girls start dating in school i think.
Mallika: toh wen did i said m a small kid..
me: small kid !!!! kid to small hi hote hai :D
Mallika: aaha..rite
me: honestly tell me hw do u look :)
Mallika: k..in ma profile..average likha hai
me: why boys r always into looks :D
Mallika: coz they r
me: they r ? tere dad kotwal hai ?
Mallika: nahi
me: then ?
Mallika: (govt) service karte hai..
k toh tu kya din bhar ol rahta hai?
me: hum bharat nirman me contribute kar rahe hai, villages me connectivity dekar :)
Mallika: nice
me: see you
Mallika: uh-ha.. tataz
51 minutes later
me: m back nt listening music today ?
Mallika: hello m listening..iris :D
me: i was asking bout ur family one day and u went offline
Mallika: hmm..family..papa..mom..nd i hv an elder sis nw u say
me: i kinda want to leave family bt there were 2 bros and parents
Mallika: lil bros?
me: younger bt they r through college
Mallika: k gud hai
me: its like we'r interviewing eatch other for marriage :P
Mallika: it is?
i dnt think so..
me: i do :D
believe me :D
Mallika: k
me: hold.. boss calling
14 minutes later
Mallika: k
cya..m going
about 1 hour later
me: who was on phone?
Mallika: ek frnd thi
me: thi is good.
gud hai :D
Mallika: ya k..
so wht else?
me: meri shaadhi kab hogi, mere bachhe ka naam kya hoga, use english medium school me rakhu ya gujarati ?
Mallika: lolz..stop it
me: wo intelligent hoga ya badmassh ? daughter is preferred anywy
Mallika: ..toh phir shadi kyun nahi kar leta
me: chhoti si prob.
ladki nahi hai :D everything's ready
Mallika: hmm.. k
me: I think ladki patana aaye tab tak main budha ho jaunga :( better koi muje hi pata le :D
Mallika: lol ..woh bhi thik hai
25 minutes later
me: sorry sorry madam boss kabhi bhi bulati hai :(
Mallika: its k
me: so muje kaun patayega :D main jyada bhaav nahi khata vaise :D
6 minutes later
me: dreaming bout me :D ?
Mallika: nah..sry...k
m feelin sleepy..cya
me: abhi na jao chhodkar k 5:30 hue nahi :D
Mallika: 5.30 ko kya hota hai
me: office over :(
when's college starts ?
Mallika: frm monday
me: afternoon ?
hope not :)
Mallika: hmm12 to 5
me: bad luck
u ve broadband at home ?
Mallika: hmm
me: ab ye shaadi ki baat nahi k soch rahi ho :D
Mallika: nothin like dat..yes
me: so tell me which company u r subscribed to ?
Mallika: told u broadband hi use karti hoon
me: are baby kaun si company ka ??
bill to bharte hoge :D
Mallika: kaun si company ka means?
me: jaise lu* ka sabun,
Mallika: nd dnt call me baby :
me: close up ki tooth paste
Mallika: ****
me: so u r my customer :P u can complain me bout server probs. :P
Mallika: ya k
i guess its 5.30 :P shud i leave?
me: i d say NO bt its ur wish :)
Mallika: bt it is 5.38..rite?
me: i ve got none at home so i dont go soon. just find excuses to stay out
Mallika: dn go out..koi toh frns honge na waha pe..jaha rahte ho..jaha kam karte ho..
me: colleagues hai sab, all boys
maybe i m really boring person, except in bed possibly :P
Mallika: its nt bad..actually..ghar pe tv dekha kar..gane suna kar..books padha kar..its good too
me: thats what i do bt man is social animal. i ve to get sm social life. Hv u read 3 mistakes of my life ?
Mallika: nt yet m reading rage of angels
socail life ha..its boaring
me: i read bout 5 books of sidney
Mallika: tell me ur dreams nd d sky is falling..maine bhi padha hai..lekin
me: nothing lasts forever ws the best
Mallika: i ws bored wid all d murder mysteries...its boring
me: try jeffrey archer, great story teller. i just finished a prisoner of birth
Mallika: k thanks
nw m leavin cya
me: u really wnat to leave :( ?
thought i m like a magnet for girls :D
Mallika: lol ur really?
me: dont mind bt she needs to sleep with me once, otherwise they simply avoid me :D
Mallika: lol k
me: vaise bhi family me koi romance ki history nahi hai so i dont hope much
husband materials :)
Mallika: k
me: still i ll try to challenge the history
Mallika: nice
me: given theat girls dont have bias towards me
Mallika: k thik hai
me: i ve a fobia
Mallika: wht
me: bout marriage, u know fobia ?
Mallika: u do really?
ya like u scared or something
me: let me finish.
No, i ve a fobia that my marriage is fixed in childhood so i dont hv to think bout it :(
Mallika: dnt tell me..
me: n thats why i ll never succeed, in romance or love marriage
Mallika: k..bt if u like her..its nt a prob
me: hope so she's likeable. then everything ll b fine
Mallika: u dnt knw her
me: its a fobia, nt fact. i asked mom and dad, they said nothing like that is done
Mallika: nah tell me kya aap me usse dekha nahi..never talked to her? why u said i hope
oh..so its nt serious thing.. gud
me: its like a nightmare, my 6th sense tells me i ll be marrying a girl i dont like
maybe its already decided whom i ll marry
Mallika: bt its nt possible
me: :(
Mallika: hw cn u marry a gal..who u dnt like..even if its a arrange thing..aapki marji toh poochhte hai
me: he he he thats what fobia is. why i dont hv friends except work colleagues ? why no girl talks to me in all this years ?
Mallika: bt ur mom dad said nothing like that is done..na. den its nt a prob..
k den ask dem to find someone for u..
me: they r nt very powerful or wealthy to revese my fate
Mallika: k
me: u know
Mallika: kya
me: i hv never seen one fair or pretty girl for marriage proposals as yet, eventhough i m quite good looking, muje dark girls se propsal kyu :(
Mallika: lol k... i agree..
me: i always wish wht i deserve, nthng more :)
Mallika: k dear..
me: wht bout u ?
Mallika: wht abt me?
me: husband kaisa chahie :P
Mallika: k honestly..he shud b smart nd sexy..
me: :( m nt smart
Mallika: nd voice achhi honi chahiye...nt into singing..aisehi
me: give ur phone no.
Mallika: chhod yaar..y we r discussin dis..
me: true
Mallika: i dnt care woh kaisa ho...
me: better we talk bout what ur wearing today :)
than wt u care, hw much he earns ?
Mallika: me k..t-shirt nd 3/4th..u say
nah woh bhi nahi..do i really hv to care abt him..rt nw?
me: no need to, u r stil 18
Mallika: see i really dnt want to gt involve in these things..i njoy wid ma friends..bt no affairs..ghoomna bhi k..bt those gudie gudie talk on phone..those fights..i dnt like..i cnt do dat..
me: like me yeah i wonder wht they talk in garden ?
Mallika: ya dats stupid.. nd jus to say i love u..na all..all time..wen u dnt even kw wat dat is
me: i ve no idea wht to discuss in garden with a girl. its ok when u meet first time n try knowing each other bt after that completes u ve to get in real life probs :)
i feel that
Mallika: hmm..gosh ppl need to grow up..
me: i feel that all girls hv one target in india... to find a suitable pati
Mallika: whts dat?
me: n settle maybe few exceptions bt in general their target is marriage :D
dikhave pe na jao, apni akal lagao :D
Mallika: par..u kw wat..tu akal lagake shadi kar a phir bina akal lagake anjam..ek hi hota hai..its silly
me: i knw miss india bhi 6 months baad ghar ki murgi ban jaati hai :D
Mallika: its same abt guy.. :P
me: depends actually on wht u expected from him or her
Mallika: ek toh boys bahot dumb hote hai..
me: if u considered only looks means physical attraction, then it will be lessened surely
hw u find me ? dumb or dumber ?
Mallika: i'll say i dnt kw u much
me: u appear offline so i ve to leave
cant complain for the broadband service :)
me: hi :)
Mallika: hi
me: power cut again ystrdy ?
Mallika: nah
bye bol ke gayi thi na
me: ohh yes that was smone else :D
Mallika: hmm..
me: girls ko figure poochne me kuchh galat hai ?
Mallika: in real..or net pe?
in real..der is no need..nd on net..dude..does is matter?
so its bad in ny ways
me: u know if i had one gf or wife, i wont be intrested in girls in those ways. bt the fact is i need one
so my thinking is like that only :P
Mallika: hmm..thik hai
me: so tell ur figure now :D
Mallika: wat?? no...nyways ki faraq padta hai...chuck it..wots ur age?
me: 28 yrs….feels like nthngs changed (my status message in a social site)
Mallika: k
me: so u hate relations ?
Mallika: its nt like i hate it..i dnt think i cn handle dat thing rt now.. i dnt wnt to get involve in dis
me: whats ur age :D
Mallika: 18
me: :P today's girls start dating in school i think.
Mallika: toh wen did i said m a small kid..
me: small kid !!!! kid to small hi hote hai :D
Mallika: aaha..rite
me: honestly tell me hw do u look :)
Mallika: k..in ma profile..average likha hai
me: why boys r always into looks :D
Mallika: coz they r
me: they r ? tere dad kotwal hai ?
Mallika: nahi
me: then ?
Mallika: (govt) service karte hai..
k toh tu kya din bhar ol rahta hai?
me: hum bharat nirman me contribute kar rahe hai, villages me connectivity dekar :)
Mallika: nice
me: see you
Mallika: uh-ha.. tataz
51 minutes later
me: m back nt listening music today ?
Mallika: hello m listening..iris :D
me: i was asking bout ur family one day and u went offline
Mallika: hmm..family..papa..mom..nd i hv an elder sis nw u say
me: i kinda want to leave family bt there were 2 bros and parents
Mallika: lil bros?
me: younger bt they r through college
Mallika: k gud hai
me: its like we'r interviewing eatch other for marriage :P
Mallika: it is?
i dnt think so..
me: i do :D
believe me :D
Mallika: k
me: hold.. boss calling
14 minutes later
Mallika: k
cya..m going
about 1 hour later
me: who was on phone?
Mallika: ek frnd thi
me: thi is good.
gud hai :D
Mallika: ya k..
so wht else?
me: meri shaadhi kab hogi, mere bachhe ka naam kya hoga, use english medium school me rakhu ya gujarati ?
Mallika: lolz..stop it
me: wo intelligent hoga ya badmassh ? daughter is preferred anywy
Mallika: ..toh phir shadi kyun nahi kar leta
me: chhoti si prob.
ladki nahi hai :D everything's ready
Mallika: hmm.. k
me: I think ladki patana aaye tab tak main budha ho jaunga :( better koi muje hi pata le :D
Mallika: lol ..woh bhi thik hai
25 minutes later
me: sorry sorry madam boss kabhi bhi bulati hai :(
Mallika: its k
me: so muje kaun patayega :D main jyada bhaav nahi khata vaise :D
6 minutes later
me: dreaming bout me :D ?
Mallika: nah..sry...k
m feelin sleepy..cya
me: abhi na jao chhodkar k 5:30 hue nahi :D
Mallika: 5.30 ko kya hota hai
me: office over :(
when's college starts ?
Mallika: frm monday
me: afternoon ?
hope not :)
Mallika: hmm12 to 5
me: bad luck
u ve broadband at home ?
Mallika: hmm
me: ab ye shaadi ki baat nahi k soch rahi ho :D
Mallika: nothin like dat..yes
me: so tell me which company u r subscribed to ?
Mallika: told u broadband hi use karti hoon
me: are baby kaun si company ka ??
bill to bharte hoge :D
Mallika: kaun si company ka means?
me: jaise lu* ka sabun,
Mallika: nd dnt call me baby :
me: close up ki tooth paste
Mallika: ****
me: so u r my customer :P u can complain me bout server probs. :P
Mallika: ya k
i guess its 5.30 :P shud i leave?
me: i d say NO bt its ur wish :)
Mallika: bt it is 5.38..rite?
me: i ve got none at home so i dont go soon. just find excuses to stay out
Mallika: dn go out..koi toh frns honge na waha pe..jaha rahte ho..jaha kam karte ho..
me: colleagues hai sab, all boys
maybe i m really boring person, except in bed possibly :P
Mallika: its nt bad..actually..ghar pe tv dekha kar..gane suna kar..books padha kar..its good too
me: thats what i do bt man is social animal. i ve to get sm social life. Hv u read 3 mistakes of my life ?
Mallika: nt yet m reading rage of angels
socail life ha..its boaring
me: i read bout 5 books of sidney
Mallika: tell me ur dreams nd d sky is falling..maine bhi padha hai..lekin
me: nothing lasts forever ws the best
Mallika: i ws bored wid all d murder mysteries...its boring
me: try jeffrey archer, great story teller. i just finished a prisoner of birth
Mallika: k thanks
nw m leavin cya
me: u really wnat to leave :( ?
thought i m like a magnet for girls :D
Mallika: lol ur really?
me: dont mind bt she needs to sleep with me once, otherwise they simply avoid me :D
Mallika: lol k
me: vaise bhi family me koi romance ki history nahi hai so i dont hope much
husband materials :)
Mallika: k
me: still i ll try to challenge the history
Mallika: nice
me: given theat girls dont have bias towards me
Mallika: k thik hai
me: i ve a fobia
Mallika: wht
me: bout marriage, u know fobia ?
Mallika: u do really?
ya like u scared or something
me: let me finish.
No, i ve a fobia that my marriage is fixed in childhood so i dont hv to think bout it :(
Mallika: dnt tell me..
me: n thats why i ll never succeed, in romance or love marriage
Mallika: k..bt if u like her..its nt a prob
me: hope so she's likeable. then everything ll b fine
Mallika: u dnt knw her
me: its a fobia, nt fact. i asked mom and dad, they said nothing like that is done
Mallika: nah tell me kya aap me usse dekha nahi..never talked to her? why u said i hope
oh..so its nt serious thing.. gud
me: its like a nightmare, my 6th sense tells me i ll be marrying a girl i dont like
maybe its already decided whom i ll marry
Mallika: bt its nt possible
me: :(
Mallika: hw cn u marry a gal..who u dnt like..even if its a arrange thing..aapki marji toh poochhte hai
me: he he he thats what fobia is. why i dont hv friends except work colleagues ? why no girl talks to me in all this years ?
Mallika: bt ur mom dad said nothing like that is done..na. den its nt a prob..
k den ask dem to find someone for u..
me: they r nt very powerful or wealthy to revese my fate
Mallika: k
me: u know
Mallika: kya
me: i hv never seen one fair or pretty girl for marriage proposals as yet, eventhough i m quite good looking, muje dark girls se propsal kyu :(
Mallika: lol k... i agree..
me: i always wish wht i deserve, nthng more :)
Mallika: k dear..
me: wht bout u ?
Mallika: wht abt me?
me: husband kaisa chahie :P
Mallika: k honestly..he shud b smart nd sexy..
me: :( m nt smart
Mallika: nd voice achhi honi chahiye...nt into singing..aisehi
me: give ur phone no.
Mallika: chhod yaar..y we r discussin dis..
me: true
Mallika: i dnt care woh kaisa ho...
me: better we talk bout what ur wearing today :)
than wt u care, hw much he earns ?
Mallika: me k..t-shirt nd 3/4th..u say
nah woh bhi nahi..do i really hv to care abt him..rt nw?
me: no need to, u r stil 18
Mallika: see i really dnt want to gt involve in these things..i njoy wid ma friends..bt no affairs..ghoomna bhi k..bt those gudie gudie talk on phone..those fights..i dnt like..i cnt do dat..
me: like me yeah i wonder wht they talk in garden ?
Mallika: ya dats stupid.. nd jus to say i love u..na all..all time..wen u dnt even kw wat dat is
me: i ve no idea wht to discuss in garden with a girl. its ok when u meet first time n try knowing each other bt after that completes u ve to get in real life probs :)
i feel that
Mallika: hmm..gosh ppl need to grow up..
me: i feel that all girls hv one target in india... to find a suitable pati
Mallika: whts dat?
me: n settle maybe few exceptions bt in general their target is marriage :D
dikhave pe na jao, apni akal lagao :D
Mallika: par..u kw wat..tu akal lagake shadi kar a phir bina akal lagake anjam..ek hi hota hai..its silly
me: i knw miss india bhi 6 months baad ghar ki murgi ban jaati hai :D
Mallika: its same abt guy.. :P
me: depends actually on wht u expected from him or her
Mallika: ek toh boys bahot dumb hote hai..
me: if u considered only looks means physical attraction, then it will be lessened surely
hw u find me ? dumb or dumber ?
Mallika: i'll say i dnt kw u much
me: u appear offline so i ve to leave
cant complain for the broadband service :)
Monday, 9 November 2009
make it nano seconds..
5th June, 2008
me: crazy me :D
its raining in june first week :P
Mallika: heylo..!!
wait kario..m comin in few seconds :D
me: seconds ??????? :(
make it nano seconds :)
sexy back :P
Mallika: :) hws u dear?
me: relived of heat, some showers
what r lyrics of that song ?
Mallika: which one?
me: i forgot the singer's name ? popular male young artist
Mallika: kurt kobain
me: no
Mallika: u name d song 1st
me: sexy back
Mallika: justin timberlake
me: yes he's in news all time
Mallika: lolz ya..cute bhi hai..i like his voice nd dance too.. :)
me: hw bout ur familly ?
Mallika: m in pune..its ma native place.
ur gujarati na?
me: yeah, u can call gujju :)
bet u ll never find me like other gujjus :)
Mallika: lolz..k i hv some gujarati frns :)
6 minutes later
me: music stopped ?
Mallika: nahi to
me: so can we talk bout target in 2nd talk as u number it :D
Mallika: bt den i said k remove dat "in our 1st talk"..so d final st was "do i really hv to ans dis?" :P
6 minutes later
me: ok i was thinking to ask ur phone no. bt think hv to jst forget it :(
Mallika: hmm..
me: so thats worth thinking :P
thnx
Mallika: lolz ya.. :P
me: i give mine, u can miss call to come online 94********
Mallika: well k..bt no need of dat honey
me: i m dear and honey :) actually u r a sweety
r u on job or smthng :D
Mallika: nah..
me: i trust u :D
Mallika: u do..thanq :D
jus fightin wid ma gf here..so lolz
me: r u into kick boxing or pillow fighting :D
Mallika: pillow fighting...its fun
me: i do pillow hugging every night coz all alone in my 2 room kitchen :(
Mallika: ahh..it must b borin na..
bt njoy dear..livin alone is fun too..i guess, i will luv to live alone atleast kuch saal toh..
6 minutes later
me: so nw u live wiht ? parents n bro sis ?
Mallika: parents
me: no bro sister ?
and my heart skips a bit. doesnt want to believe that the green button, besides the name mallika has gone black nw hope she's still around, its just net prob :)
9th June, 2008
me: thanks a lot :)
Mallika: for wht?
nyways kaise ho?
me: for i m right in any case :D
Mallika: lolz..ya k
me: m fine, bt where u were :( 2 days ?
Mallika: i was busy.. i mean tuitions bhi shuru hogayi hai...nd wid frns..
me: so u hv tutions for college :D
Mallika: for maths
34 minutes later
me: maths ka naam lete hi gayab :o
Mallika: na..it ws power cut
me: happens, ppl r jealous :)
Mallika: hmm..
me: so what in weekend ?
Mallika: nothin special
me: its weird bt hw do u rate ur looks on scale of 10 :)
Mallika: i dunno
me: kyu, no mirror there :D
Mallika: na aiwei..y u always come up wid all d questions..?
me: sorry
whats na aiwei ??????
last question :)
Mallika: lolz..it means aisehi :P i use some punjabi or urdu words some times..:D
me: muje urdu seekhni hai :D
Mallika: even i dunno much.. k shayari padha kar..
me: i like sharyri bt sirf apni likhi :D
Mallika: dats kool
me: u know,
me: nw i ve to leave sorry to leave you bt the care taker want to close office :(
Mallika: k cya
me: crazy me :D
its raining in june first week :P
Mallika: heylo..!!
wait kario..m comin in few seconds :D
me: seconds ??????? :(
make it nano seconds :)
sexy back :P
Mallika: :) hws u dear?
me: relived of heat, some showers
what r lyrics of that song ?
Mallika: which one?
me: i forgot the singer's name ? popular male young artist
Mallika: kurt kobain
me: no
Mallika: u name d song 1st
me: sexy back
Mallika: justin timberlake
me: yes he's in news all time
Mallika: lolz ya..cute bhi hai..i like his voice nd dance too.. :)
me: hw bout ur familly ?
Mallika: m in pune..its ma native place.
ur gujarati na?
me: yeah, u can call gujju :)
bet u ll never find me like other gujjus :)
Mallika: lolz..k i hv some gujarati frns :)
6 minutes later
me: music stopped ?
Mallika: nahi to
me: so can we talk bout target in 2nd talk as u number it :D
Mallika: bt den i said k remove dat "in our 1st talk"..so d final st was "do i really hv to ans dis?" :P
6 minutes later
me: ok i was thinking to ask ur phone no. bt think hv to jst forget it :(
Mallika: hmm..
me: so thats worth thinking :P
thnx
Mallika: lolz ya.. :P
me: i give mine, u can miss call to come online 94********
Mallika: well k..bt no need of dat honey
me: i m dear and honey :) actually u r a sweety
r u on job or smthng :D
Mallika: nah..
me: i trust u :D
Mallika: u do..thanq :D
jus fightin wid ma gf here..so lolz
me: r u into kick boxing or pillow fighting :D
Mallika: pillow fighting...its fun
me: i do pillow hugging every night coz all alone in my 2 room kitchen :(
Mallika: ahh..it must b borin na..
bt njoy dear..livin alone is fun too..i guess, i will luv to live alone atleast kuch saal toh..
6 minutes later
me: so nw u live wiht ? parents n bro sis ?
Mallika: parents
me: no bro sister ?
and my heart skips a bit. doesnt want to believe that the green button, besides the name mallika has gone black nw hope she's still around, its just net prob :)
9th June, 2008
me: thanks a lot :)
Mallika: for wht?
nyways kaise ho?
me: for i m right in any case :D
Mallika: lolz..ya k
me: m fine, bt where u were :( 2 days ?
Mallika: i was busy.. i mean tuitions bhi shuru hogayi hai...nd wid frns..
me: so u hv tutions for college :D
Mallika: for maths
34 minutes later
me: maths ka naam lete hi gayab :o
Mallika: na..it ws power cut
me: happens, ppl r jealous :)
Mallika: hmm..
me: so what in weekend ?
Mallika: nothin special
me: its weird bt hw do u rate ur looks on scale of 10 :)
Mallika: i dunno
me: kyu, no mirror there :D
Mallika: na aiwei..y u always come up wid all d questions..?
me: sorry
whats na aiwei ??????
last question :)
Mallika: lolz..it means aisehi :P i use some punjabi or urdu words some times..:D
me: muje urdu seekhni hai :D
Mallika: even i dunno much.. k shayari padha kar..
me: i like sharyri bt sirf apni likhi :D
Mallika: dats kool
me: u know,
me: nw i ve to leave sorry to leave you bt the care taker want to close office :(
Mallika: k cya
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