Conspicuous

11th September, 2008

me: hello.. smone's callin me loser, i gotta chek her :)
Shilpa: why
me: i dnt knw i called her sexy, she called my lines nd then she called me loser :(
Shilpa: lolz..
me: conspicuous means ?
Shilpa: not present in a situation or place,when it is obvious that u shud be thr
me: tough girl plus boss around :(
Shilpa: ?
me: nw she advises to improve :D
Shilpa: improve wht? :P
me: maybe talking to girls what else? i dont intend to btw :D
Shilpa: lolz.. k wahi hoga..
me: m i nt good enough as i m now ?
Shilpa: according to her no..rite? :P
me: ya girls r the toughest subject. its ok. sabko sab nahi aa sakta
i hv accepted :)
Shilpa: ok :)
me: anywy we''ll see when it really comes. abhi to delhi door hai, she's frm delhi :D
Shilpa: ok
me: wat to do if she gets impressed? she's nt coming here, i cant go out of ahmedabad :D
Shilpa: bye..m leaving cya
me: ohh no said smthng wrong ?

about an hour later

Shilpa: nah..meri cousin ayee thi..so
me: i thought u didnt like me talkin about delhi wali :D
isnt it? she's still there btw. changing pics.. :P
Shilpa: hmm...nothin lyk dat..
ok
me: yeah u r the coolest :)
Shilpa: lolz.. nah m nt..u'l see :D :P ;)
me: mayb generally i find girls who r around 18 to be fast and in hurry. cant tolerate. like this tanzy :D
Shilpa: umm...
me: nw she's coming to ground as i suspected. maybe she was testing my patience.
Shilpa: does she kw this k ur talkin abt her wid me..dnt u think it shows dat ur interested in her..or atleast u bother..gud hai :P
me: hvnt seen her face yet bt smart to hai
Shilpa: go wid smart gal
me: means? she's replying fast. its like a battle u knw. i m a loser ok bt i dont leave the field easily :)
Shilpa: being a loser is nt always a bad thing
me: i knw bt its important to fight till death :D after winning life doesnt end. u go for another battle :P
Shilpa: hmm..nice
me: so journey is life not goals. I think if u get a girl to love u then she'll act like wife, possess u, then it wont be romance bt
Shilpa: photo nahiye na pan tithe
sry ws nt for u..
me: means ??
still tell me the meaning :P
Shilpa: lolz..nothin
me: bata na
Shilpa: it means no image is present thr
me: kisko bola?
Shilpa: ma colg frnd
me: boy ?
Shilpa: hmm..
me: ok you dont knw? is it under process :D
Shilpa: lolz nah..he is a boy
me: wo crush wala ?
Shilpa: no.. just a frnd..woh bhi nahi actually ..lolz
me: aur photo ka kya mamla tha ?
Shilpa: woh practical k photo the..electronics circuit
me: ohh no not again i ve forgotten all the circuits
Shilpa: aap hi ne puchha isiliye bataya :
me: did u see the pic of that too old woman she put to scare me :D
Shilpa: nah i didnt
me: u missed it. i said her to keep her scraps to see the lovely image.
Shilpa: k
me: so she got this scray old woman with zurriyan on face then laughed at me nd changed again :D
first young lady with goggles then budhiya nw a baby :D
Shilpa: hmm..k
me: what mistake? love story 2008 :D
Shilpa: lolz nah
me: she's there i hv to reply fast :(
Shilpa: yeah..u continue..will catch u later
me: no no she can go anytime. hot girl. may delete me also, wat i ll do then ?
you r on whom i rely :) this is bad
Shilpa: duh..!
me: by mistake i told her bout my sarkari job :(
Shilpa: k..nw i'll suggest talk to her first ..it will be gud for u..
me: nw? why?
Shilpa: dunno..
me: u said nw i ll suggest so nw u explain why nw :D
nw she said chalo cya later
Shilpa: may b m lil bit bored..
me: is it bad to discuss her talk with you :P
Shilpa: yeah.. dnt do dat.
me: i wont ever if she was a real frnd of mine, here in my city :D
bt online its of no use to hide or declare
Shilpa: watever
me: angry? i dont discuss intimate things to others btw. dont worrry
Shilpa: nah m nt angry ☺
i hv nothing to worry...dnt worry :P
me: i cn understand ppl get hurt if u talk their matters with others. bt u knw this online frndship
Shilpa: more dan hurt its irritating
me: doesnt feel like real at all so no emotions attached. the girl i just chatted will come again or not its uncertain :D
Shilpa: chal nw m goin to watch frnds..aur lunch bhi karna hai..cya
me: lucnh ????????? its evening. call it dinner :D
Shilpa: ya..wahi
me: why dont u eat. gotta be fat na :D
Shilpa: cya..
me: ruk na yaar :) m so lonely. i love you.. really..
Shilpa: m goin to stay ol..but watchin frns cya :)
me: where?
Shilpa: on ma pc :P..i hv all episode on ma pc..
nw cya..
me: r u really going? its just 6 nd i fear i ll smoke more :(
Shilpa: ah..dnt do dat sweetie... nyways ya i hv to go..tataz tk cr
me: come tomorrow early then :) we'll chat whole day :P
Shilpa: dekhte hai..
me: kya dekhna hai :D ystrdy i was reading women in my life by khushwant singh. knw the story :P
Shilpa: k..nw bye
me: :P ok see ya
which season u r watching?
ok good night dream nice. dont dream bout me :D

ab kya hua uncle ?

18th September, 2009

rati: amor?? (for my status message “amor amor amor”)

bout 2 hours later

me: spanish wrd, find meaning in google translation
Rati: k.. k..
me: prison me sab thik thak :P
Rati: oooo.. love love love
nai:( clg timing 10 se 6.30 ho gaya
me: lol thts nt prison. prison 2 hours ka hota hai :P
Rati: thn?
me: 24*7
Rati: mere liye to clg hi hai prison :(
me: nd mere liye wife ;(
Rati: ?? ab kya hua uncle :P
me: kuchh hua nahi beta. par lagta rehta hai abhi hoga, bas thodi der me ho jayega lol
Rati: :) kya?
me: shaadi :(
Rati: what? serious?
me: yeah bt nthng is decided.. shor gul ho raha hai charo aur
me: bt nobody knws me :D
kaise hoga ye sab lol
Rati: wat? r u seriously gettin married?
me: wohi to confusion hai.. pressure to hai par kahan se aa raha hai god knows.
i dont knw one person on earth
Rati: :)
me: family se bhi relations tod diye :D
Rati: :-o
me: ab tum hi batao kaise solve hogi ye saari mysteries :P
Rati: matlab ghar walo ne sab pakka kar diya?
me: ufffoo why r u acting dumb ? break up ho gya kya ?
Rati: nai. kyu? kal hi call kiya tha usne :) tum kya baat kar rahe ho.. m nt getting. theek se batao
me: see i live alone. aur koi mera dost etc nahi hai. to tum batao shaadi kaise hogi ??

10 minutes later

me: so wt do u suggest ?
kahan gayi ?
Rati: haan bolo. i thnk u shud adjust.
me: adjust :(
Rati: or u go luking for gals suiting ur criteria
me: i feel defeated :(
Rati: ur nt in a fight wid ur parents r u?
me: yes i am in a fight with everybody who wants to cheat me.
Rati: wat makes u thnk ur parents r 'cheating' u?
me: gandi ladkiya :(
Rati: :-/ pehle mil k to dekho. just bcoz they re nt good looking it doesnt mean thy're nt gud natured. gharelu hoti hai, wats wrong? dont u like simple gals?
me: i like bt i find them nt suitable overall.
Rati: q?
me: their family , background
Rati: do u thnk they re dumb?
me: study, intellect, many factors to see
Rati: evry person in intelligent in his own way. so nevr judge nybdy’s intelligence.
me: ok bt i told so many things. i make a total of all.
Rati: ..
me: if its a good score i can go ahead :P
Rati: ur impossible. aisa karoge to 60 tak kunware reh jaoge.
me: tumhare saath aisa hota to pata chalta :

writing soap opera!

5th September, 2009

me: main apni chattin pe ek post likhna chahta hu blog pe, likhu kya ??

later on the same day

rati: haan likho na...likha bhi hoga na ab tak?? :)

6th September, 2009

me: so u read it already :D

10th September, 2009

me: there's a game called
Rati: ..
me: restaurant city in facebook, i made u cook
Rati: k.. lol
me: nd saloni cleaner :D
Rati: :D hahaha hehe
me: u wanna play ?
Rati: yeah sure bt not nw, i hav college
me: mera blog padha ? new stories :P first time beer, first time whisky lol
Rati: nahi... kaha? send me link ill chck later
me: u knw
Rati: ..
me: jab maine beer wali story likhi
Rati: ,..
me: dusre din pj me sab ladko ki baato me beer hi beer aa gaya :P
aur ek daily soap bhi likh raha hu.
Rati: :) kya? :-o
me: quitting update….daily attempts to quit smoking. day 10 tak likh diya ;)
Rati: :)
me: kya lagta hai ye serial chalti rahegi saas bahu wali ke jaise ?
Rati: haan.. y not?
me: :( dumbo
Rati: smoking koi quit nai kar sakta na :(
what?? kiske baare me baat kar rahe ho tum?
me: okk so u mean i cant quit ?
Rati: yes. u can never.
me: thts why chalti rahegi lol
Rati: hmm
me: lets bet
Rati: so prove me wrong :)
sure :)
me: yeah sure
Rati: right
me: batao kya daav pe lagaogi :P
Rati: lemme thnk……if i lose ill start smoking k? :P
lagi bet?

3 minutes later

me: hang ho gaya tha :(
Rati: kk
me: to fir kya daav pe lagaogi ?
Rati: bataya na..
me: lemme thnk…..if i lose ill start smoking k? :P
me: wt ? no way its bad
Rati: pata hai to q karte ho?
me: dont touch cigrt :)
Rati: :) ok if i win.. thn ill start ok?
me: wht if u lose ?
Rati: thn... ill start drinking :P
k ive got to go
me: huh
Rati: ill catch u at 4.30 k?
kidding baba
me: dono taraf se fayda uthaogi.. mera kya isme ?
Rati: nthng serious. baad me decide kare plz?
ive really g2g cya tc bbye
me: ok
Rati: :) tata
me: bt bet is on :)

u feel underground when..

8th September, 2008

me: hii sweety suddenly i got lucky :P
Shilpa: hi honey
me: shilpa after long time, nd nw you too :P
why u went off that day ?
Shilpa: d/c hogaya tha..
me: nd tht day jab maine puchha tha tum kis bike se colg jaati hio tab ?
Shilpa: spirit :) dat day i ws busy..
cousin k yaha jana tha..lunch k liye..nd den frens..u kw all dat gauri nd ganpati..
me: whts gauri ?
Shilpa: ganpati's sister :)
me: wo to ek hi reason hua :D
wish u had skoda to go to colg :P
Shilpa: lolz..
k chal bye nw..m going..tk cr..tataz
me: hey dont go na i love you so much :P
this one's a hot pic really, is it recent ? u look 12 yrs :P
Shilpa: lolz..luv u too.. ya recent
ah..really? damn..
me: i mean it
Shilpa: but 12 yrs..?
me: i mean very small girl nt in 2nd yr, school girl ok :D
Shilpa: nt ok..next month main 19 ho jaungi :
me: so u dont want to grow up :P
Shilpa: bye

9th September, 2008

me: hey sexy :P
Shilpa: ah..dnt call me dat
me: showii no one objects except you, so forgot :(
phn ?
Shilpa: nah..actually doing nothin..gettin bored
me: exactly mera bhi boss 2 din se nahi tha to khali baithe stock market me loss karta hu :D
Shilpa: wait..i'l come

8 minutes later

Shilpa: cya..tk cr
me: kya ?

10th September, 2008

me: hiiii shilpa :)
Shilpa: hi paresh :)
me: m f9 u say :P
Shilpa: m fine too :)
me: lithium :D wat kind of song is this ? kylie?
Shilpa: oh ya..its her new album..
me: i cnt connect with this music
Shilpa: "this music" ?
me: i mean international music
Shilpa: ok
me: there's less of emotional content, isnt it ?
Shilpa: not at all honey..der's lot f emotional stuff
me: like u going offline suddenly nd i feel lonely :)
Shilpa: :D
me: ?? m ok nw :)
Shilpa: gud hai..
me: so wat u were telling? call me honey again :P
Shilpa: u lyk emotional songs?
me: yes coz basically music is related to emotions
Shilpa: bt u kw..wen u listen gothic rock or death metal..der z lot f -ve energy
me: -ve means what they do ?
Shilpa: nah u feel underground..
me: like sad songs ?

bout 20 minutes later

me: ok nw i think u ve gone colg :) see ya soon sweetie :P

keep ur eyes open, mind alert

4th September, 2009

me: so wt u think ?
Rati: life is the greatest bitch of all.
lol tum nahi ho sakte. wo 2 baar lol lol likha hai isliye laga hoga use
me: aisa likha hai rati me ?
Rati: haan 2 baar
me: thn to fir muje sahdev ka badlana padega :D ( this is bout my fake orkut profile)
Rati: lol lol
haan :D
"life is the greatest bitch of all." ye chng karo pehle
me: maine sahdev me likha tha “love is life, life is bitch”
Rati: haan pata hai
me: wo badal diya dekho
Rati: read tht already ok
lol u made tht?
me: edited again, check
Rati: lol
ill, kaha chng hai? same hi to hai
me: love walks slow likha hai ?
Rati: to pehle kya tha? ;-/
me: love is slow , life is fast. ab love walks slow , life moves fast lol
Rati: lol kitna difference!!! :P
me: nd i m black listed frm driving :(
Rati: ??
me: aage padha nahi ? frm love i mean :)
Rati: Love walks slow, life moves fast, so many bumps, so many traffic signals but i was blacklisted from driving years ago !
itna hi hai na?
me: ok right
Rati: hmm chal ill leave. mala bhuk lagliye. aur offline kyu ho?
me: orkut me karna pada sigh out thts wy
Rati: ohk kkk
me: why leaving ?
Rati: bhuk lagli
me: :( mala pan lagli aahe.. me kay karu
Rati: mag tu pan kha na kahitari
me: kahitari manje
Rati: hey.. ur learning :)
me: ?
Rati: "kahitari=kuchh to"
me: kuchh nai. ghar ka khana kab milega :)
Rati: kuch khao..
ghar me banaoge tab :)
tu khud ya biwi :) *tum
me: lol wife k haath ka i meant
Rati: :) milega na :)
k cya thn..
u knw
kuch nai
ill tell latr
me: wat ?
Rati: take care bbye
me: ruk kyu gayi batao batao
Rati: are wo mera frnd hai na mera bestest frnd, my wud be bf n hubby,, he is leaving for France 2day :(
for 3 months
me: yahoooo
Rati: :-'( kya?
me: ab tu mujse bach ke kahan jayegi :P
Rati: lol
me: u got no option :P
Rati: hahaha lol
:( really sad
me: u knw bout french girls ?
Rati: gonna miss him soo damn much :(
kya?
me: they r famous as bf or husband eaters
u start praying :D
Rati: lol aisa nahi hoga m sure.
u wanna bet?
me: sure
Rati: k. kiski bet
me: tum batao
Rati: kis cheez ki bet?
tum batao
me: phn no dena muje apna :P
Rati: lol fine done
me: jeet jao to :D
Rati: yes ok :)
me: read carefully ?
Rati: tum jeet jao to u mean?
me: lol no baby
Rati: lolz
me: tum jeeto to :D
Rati: phir nai.. jao :P
lol koi aur cheez
me: bt result ka kya ? hw will we decide who won ?
Rati: mai bataungi tumhe after 3 months
me: nai shart to abhi lagi hai
Rati: thn?
me: if he returns without having sex for even once, you win :D
Rati: fine done
me: bt hw will u knw tht :)
Rati: wo kabhi drink bhi nai karta. i trust him completely.
i KNOW m going to win. u can bet watevr
me: good luck :)
Rati: :) thnks :) cu thn
me: wish me luck :P
Rati: lol wish kiya to bhi of no use :P
u'l b losing :)
me: kar ke to dekh. lets see kiski wish me jyada dam hai :D
Rati: fine "All the best "
tumhari me hi hoga m sure :D
me: sad to say bt aisa hi hai :(
Rati: wow yahooooooooooo ab mujhe chakkar aayega
me: honestly i wish you win
Rati: need to eat smethng
me: nd be happy with him
Rati: thanks :)
thnaks so much :)
me: bt take care, keep ur eyes open, mind alert
Rati: :) sure bbye