Miss you so much !!

I am sure this is precisely what my readers all over the world must be feeling as i could not investigate and then publish much about the human feelings trapped in the office space during the past week. The unexpected shock (and relief in some exceptional cases) came mainly because my pc is out of order and i have not been able to get windows 98 software(yes you read it right, that is what i have got to work on in my office !) Ok i can write from other place also but apparently the mind goes blank when trying to find ideas or thoughts consciously !
Anyway, its going to end very soon and all the boredom of reading about profound matter written in extraordinary language shall be removed in a strinkingly natural way !!

Celebrity thing !

Dear general public, the joke's on you !
Yes, I know I've been lampooned in every magazine, mocked in every list of 'what's hot and what's not'; I know every bitter columnist has bemoaned my utter lack of dignity and self-respect. I know I've been the big joke on the music scene for all 30 years of my less-than-prestigious career.

But here's the funny part.

You bought it. You gave me air-time, screen-time, your precious time. You, my dears, have kept me in Gucci sunglasses and Prada handbags. You paid for my swimming pool. I'm currently considering getting a tennis court put in the grounds.

And what have I given you in return? Such classics as "Sex me do" and "Oh Baby Baby" (which, need I remind you, stayed at number one for three weeks despite being universally recognised as monotonous garbage).

I've been accused of taking myself too seriously. The celebrity friends, the designer dresses, every red carpet and all the late-night boozy pap-snaps. Do you think I didn’t know it's all just a game? Just a dance that I performed for your benefit? You gave me a celebrity lifestyle, and in return, I gave you my life - and that was worth nothing to start with.
Oh and I'd like to remind you all that my new movie, "Make room for Albie", comes out on the 25th.

Ciao.
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