I can't say i missed my diary in last 6 months. I have been completely lost in the struggle to survive in my fiercely competitive occupation. And as always, i never like to write half-heartedly.
Now again, as i have nothing specific to say even today, today seems to be perfect to end Nothingness - my last incomplete post.
Thats it.
Thanks for reading. (and thinking over my writing if anyone's going to).
Saturday, 11 December 2010
Thursday, 2 December 2010
No Pain, No Gain - Shalini
20th February, 2008
me: u win again
Shalini: i do, im winner :)
me: bt u know what for AGAIN?
Shalini: hmm no
me: :D
Shalini: ?
me: i told bout initiating the chat here. i wait for sm time, then give up n u win :)
Shalini: i got it
me: dont mind. so u watched match?
Shalini: yes, i gtg, board meeting soon, i have work
me: bad luck today. hw to pass time nw ? why do they give work to u ?
Shalini: im the only employee
me: its cruelty. u deserve not to work
Shalini: right. i agree, but then life is pointless. one must work n suffer. life is about suffering and finding thru it happiness,
which does not depend on ur suffering n can be understood only by it.
but i would agree not to work...
me: moral? want to suffer or want to work or want to be happy?
is suffering compulsory in work?
or work is compulsory to be happy?
or sufering is necessary to be happy?
Shalini: the last, yes. the others, i dont know
me: i think we should be able to do sm work to contribute smthing to society,
which gives us feel of achievement. Suffering is not required always.
Shalini: to feel happy its needed otherwise one cant differentiate
me: ya, thats true bt it should be natural, we're not supposed to ask for artificial pain?
unless the job itself is that of having pain to make others happy :P
Shalini: im going. cu later
me: papers r flattend by dhoni :)
me: u win again
Shalini: i do, im winner :)
me: bt u know what for AGAIN?
Shalini: hmm no
me: :D
Shalini: ?
me: i told bout initiating the chat here. i wait for sm time, then give up n u win :)
Shalini: i got it
me: dont mind. so u watched match?
Shalini: yes, i gtg, board meeting soon, i have work
me: bad luck today. hw to pass time nw ? why do they give work to u ?
Shalini: im the only employee
me: its cruelty. u deserve not to work
Shalini: right. i agree, but then life is pointless. one must work n suffer. life is about suffering and finding thru it happiness,
which does not depend on ur suffering n can be understood only by it.
but i would agree not to work...
me: moral? want to suffer or want to work or want to be happy?
is suffering compulsory in work?
or work is compulsory to be happy?
or sufering is necessary to be happy?
Shalini: the last, yes. the others, i dont know
me: i think we should be able to do sm work to contribute smthing to society,
which gives us feel of achievement. Suffering is not required always.
Shalini: to feel happy its needed otherwise one cant differentiate
me: ya, thats true bt it should be natural, we're not supposed to ask for artificial pain?
unless the job itself is that of having pain to make others happy :P
Shalini: im going. cu later
me: papers r flattend by dhoni :)
Monday, 2 August 2010
i lost..
19th February, 2008
Me: hw s the video?
Vishakha: sorry havent seen yet just came
Me: i trust u :)
Vishakha: i just came indeed. today im home bcos of some repairment
Me: repairing it should be. sorry i could nt get u stars
gotta chnge pc, hold on.
Vishakha: actually i've ordered a wall of sliding doors n they have come to install it. our corridor is somewhat big n we have decided to split it in 2 n make the other part like store room
13 minutes later
Me: ur very interested in home making ?
Vishakha: well we got a new home. it didnt have anything, only walls. we got to live here.
bcos there still r almost no cupboard or drawers, only in the kitchen and some in the bedroom, our luggage stays in boxes
n when u live in home that is new and urs u will feel like decorating it n making it pleasing
Me: yeah i do with my room. the situation is quite like my mummy. she s busy in the interior of her renovated home :)
Vishakha: what else to do if she stays at home all the time
Me: not that type, cupboards, new bed , kitchen accessories etc, sm furniture too
6 minutes later
Me: i love u
Vishakha: hmm ru not watching the cricket
Me: hell with it,, 2 wiket s in 5 overs u watching?
i play better than them
Vishakha: cant they win?
im listening rather, video is also going on but im watching rarely
Me: whts the score?
Vishakha: 4/123
Me: 124, malinga to yuvraj 1 run
Vishakha: they can still win
Me: leme see, i like the dhoni n yuvi pair. they look dangerous
u didnt comment on my " i love u " :P
Vishakha: i said hmmm what to say
n i like dhoni, his appearance, he is good looking n amazingly there was some photo of him as younger, he looked most ugly
Me: so moral of the story??
success makes man sexy :P i guess
u say
Vishakha: no, there is big change in his appearance. he was too skinny n his face was all in scars.
now he has good body, face is smooth. i think it must come from the gained weight cos it added shape to his face.
huh i speak like some beautician
Me: i think long hair was great, maybe he removed it to look mature as captain :)
Vishakha: or for some change
Me: that too,, maybe her gf didnt like it :D
*not her his.
Vishakha: who is she
Me: i dont like dhoni, u shud know :)
Vishakha: alright its up to u
Me: what? i didnt get at all
Vishakha: its up to u to choose whom to like or not
Me: u ve read godfather?
3 minutes later
u r so hot.. guess u went out to have cool air :P
Vishakha: oh yes sure
no, reading some forums. i have seen godfather, movie is terrific.
Me: i liked the novel, there's a character who is very good singer in Hollywood bt he loses his voice suddenly due to little throat cancer, her wife likes it so much that nw young girls mad bout his voice will stop bothering :P
similar logic for dhoni's hair :)
Vishakha: i see.
i gtg now have some work, india will win
Me: u liked my logic?
i bet Sri Lanka wins. lagi bet?
bout 2 hours later, offline reply
Vishakha: u lost
Me: hw s the video?
Vishakha: sorry havent seen yet just came
Me: i trust u :)
Vishakha: i just came indeed. today im home bcos of some repairment
Me: repairing it should be. sorry i could nt get u stars
gotta chnge pc, hold on.
Vishakha: actually i've ordered a wall of sliding doors n they have come to install it. our corridor is somewhat big n we have decided to split it in 2 n make the other part like store room
13 minutes later
Me: ur very interested in home making ?
Vishakha: well we got a new home. it didnt have anything, only walls. we got to live here.
bcos there still r almost no cupboard or drawers, only in the kitchen and some in the bedroom, our luggage stays in boxes
n when u live in home that is new and urs u will feel like decorating it n making it pleasing
Me: yeah i do with my room. the situation is quite like my mummy. she s busy in the interior of her renovated home :)
Vishakha: what else to do if she stays at home all the time
Me: not that type, cupboards, new bed , kitchen accessories etc, sm furniture too
6 minutes later
Me: i love u
Vishakha: hmm ru not watching the cricket
Me: hell with it,, 2 wiket s in 5 overs u watching?
i play better than them
Vishakha: cant they win?
im listening rather, video is also going on but im watching rarely
Me: whts the score?
Vishakha: 4/123
Me: 124, malinga to yuvraj 1 run
Vishakha: they can still win
Me: leme see, i like the dhoni n yuvi pair. they look dangerous
u didnt comment on my " i love u " :P
Vishakha: i said hmmm what to say
n i like dhoni, his appearance, he is good looking n amazingly there was some photo of him as younger, he looked most ugly
Me: so moral of the story??
success makes man sexy :P i guess
u say
Vishakha: no, there is big change in his appearance. he was too skinny n his face was all in scars.
now he has good body, face is smooth. i think it must come from the gained weight cos it added shape to his face.
huh i speak like some beautician
Me: i think long hair was great, maybe he removed it to look mature as captain :)
Vishakha: or for some change
Me: that too,, maybe her gf didnt like it :D
*not her his.
Vishakha: who is she
Me: i dont like dhoni, u shud know :)
Vishakha: alright its up to u
Me: what? i didnt get at all
Vishakha: its up to u to choose whom to like or not
Me: u ve read godfather?
3 minutes later
u r so hot.. guess u went out to have cool air :P
Vishakha: oh yes sure
no, reading some forums. i have seen godfather, movie is terrific.
Me: i liked the novel, there's a character who is very good singer in Hollywood bt he loses his voice suddenly due to little throat cancer, her wife likes it so much that nw young girls mad bout his voice will stop bothering :P
similar logic for dhoni's hair :)
Vishakha: i see.
i gtg now have some work, india will win
Me: u liked my logic?
i bet Sri Lanka wins. lagi bet?
bout 2 hours later, offline reply
Vishakha: u lost
Wednesday, 30 June 2010
no friends.
12th February, 2008
Me: hi from net now :)
Sheetal: hi
Me: watching ur skiing pics
Sheetal: k
Me: u got my mails?
Sheetal: i did i suppose
Me: n sms?
Sheetal: that too. as usual my husband was with me when i saw it
Me: so he knows bout me?
Sheetal: he has seen ur name thats it
Me: n hw he reacted ?
Sheetal: nothing at all, dont know what he is thinking
please don send any more, ur allowed to send for holidays but not daily like this
Me: u urself said one day that no one sees ur mobile
Sheetal: if im with him in bed, he does
Me: thats why i asked bfore, i know indian husbands :)
Sheetal: he is not typical one but its not nice.
even if he was european. he would not feel good
Me: what i sent today?
Sheetal: something that ended with good morning
Me: so wasnt impressive, u dont remember :(
Sheetal: i had just woke up, must hav been 7:30
Me: so sms was too early for u?
Sheetal: its 11:40 here
not early, it was another thing. but lets leave this. plz treat me as married, im not here to satisfy needs of desperate ppl in their imagination
about one hour later
Me: so u r angry? sorry i was busy so stopped replying
Sheetal: no
Me: i read nw, u mean no flirting etc :P
Sheetal: we can also stop talking
Me: why?
Sheetal: lately i dont like it. u send sms thou i had forbidden, remember?
also u try to flirt n get in fields which r not ur business
Me: in short its over btwn us u mean?
i ve no interest to talk sm1 who doesnt like me.
Sheetal: so how many people to do u talk to :)
Me: there r 1or 2 girls bt not as much as with u
Sheetal: what about guys
Me: no. man looks for what he doesnt have. i ve real friends for guys, no chat required.
Sheetal: good. so u have many friends. it means ur not that bad
Me: i m. for u at least. n they r colleagues not friends
Sheetal: so, u dont have real friends
Me: ya really. a king has no friends, its like that.
not exactly maybe.
Sheetal: huh !!!
Me: hah its not funny,
Sheetal: who is laughing im rather amazed ur majesty
its actually what men think, i've learnt to adjust to this with my husband.
men need to be praised and put on high place
Me: i dont lke praise bt i hate disrespect.
Sheetal: people have diff definitions of disrespect
i might say ur being very disrespectful tome all the time :)
why have u been so, if u hate it urself or, of course, that was not disrespect - in ur case
Me: i dont think i did so. one day u tell me bout variety of condoms n the other day u feel bad for talking sex, hw to deal it?
Sheetal: thats not it. i can talk, if its to solve some prob of the person, if i can help, in the proper sense, if i can tell him something which i think he needs to know. but i cannot do cyber or help him imagine sexy stuff. i talk abt the 1st things with a few ppl at least. n i also learn n i teach them n we help each other
Me: it hurts most when girl dont like u
Sheetal: yeah its a blow on ur esteem, on being a man
Me: i cant press u to chat though, useless if u dont wish to
Sheetal: i hate to be pressed. dont worry im not yet going to stop talking to u, unless u dont want
6 minutes later
Me: so office over. see u later
Me: hi from net now :)
Sheetal: hi
Me: watching ur skiing pics
Sheetal: k
Me: u got my mails?
Sheetal: i did i suppose
Me: n sms?
Sheetal: that too. as usual my husband was with me when i saw it
Me: so he knows bout me?
Sheetal: he has seen ur name thats it
Me: n hw he reacted ?
Sheetal: nothing at all, dont know what he is thinking
please don send any more, ur allowed to send for holidays but not daily like this
Me: u urself said one day that no one sees ur mobile
Sheetal: if im with him in bed, he does
Me: thats why i asked bfore, i know indian husbands :)
Sheetal: he is not typical one but its not nice.
even if he was european. he would not feel good
Me: what i sent today?
Sheetal: something that ended with good morning
Me: so wasnt impressive, u dont remember :(
Sheetal: i had just woke up, must hav been 7:30
Me: so sms was too early for u?
Sheetal: its 11:40 here
not early, it was another thing. but lets leave this. plz treat me as married, im not here to satisfy needs of desperate ppl in their imagination
about one hour later
Me: so u r angry? sorry i was busy so stopped replying
Sheetal: no
Me: i read nw, u mean no flirting etc :P
Sheetal: we can also stop talking
Me: why?
Sheetal: lately i dont like it. u send sms thou i had forbidden, remember?
also u try to flirt n get in fields which r not ur business
Me: in short its over btwn us u mean?
i ve no interest to talk sm1 who doesnt like me.
Sheetal: so how many people to do u talk to :)
Me: there r 1or 2 girls bt not as much as with u
Sheetal: what about guys
Me: no. man looks for what he doesnt have. i ve real friends for guys, no chat required.
Sheetal: good. so u have many friends. it means ur not that bad
Me: i m. for u at least. n they r colleagues not friends
Sheetal: so, u dont have real friends
Me: ya really. a king has no friends, its like that.
not exactly maybe.
Sheetal: huh !!!
Me: hah its not funny,
Sheetal: who is laughing im rather amazed ur majesty
its actually what men think, i've learnt to adjust to this with my husband.
men need to be praised and put on high place
Me: i dont lke praise bt i hate disrespect.
Sheetal: people have diff definitions of disrespect
i might say ur being very disrespectful tome all the time :)
why have u been so, if u hate it urself or, of course, that was not disrespect - in ur case
Me: i dont think i did so. one day u tell me bout variety of condoms n the other day u feel bad for talking sex, hw to deal it?
Sheetal: thats not it. i can talk, if its to solve some prob of the person, if i can help, in the proper sense, if i can tell him something which i think he needs to know. but i cannot do cyber or help him imagine sexy stuff. i talk abt the 1st things with a few ppl at least. n i also learn n i teach them n we help each other
Me: it hurts most when girl dont like u
Sheetal: yeah its a blow on ur esteem, on being a man
Me: i cant press u to chat though, useless if u dont wish to
Sheetal: i hate to be pressed. dont worry im not yet going to stop talking to u, unless u dont want
6 minutes later
Me: so office over. see u later
Thursday, 17 June 2010
Interpretation of Dreams
So as i don't feel comfortable with the name Chitra, She is Sheetal from now on.
31st January, 2008
Me: hi sheetal
Sheetal: hi paresh
Me: u got my mail last night?
Sheetal: which 1
Me: i m resending. got it? nothing special
Sheetal: yes
Me: so? u were busy?
Sheetal: yes i am these days bcos of this event cos everything is on me to do. the bosses just give ideas n one of them works too. but i have to do most. now im preparing the sponsorship packages. i got to make some invoices but have left it for later. have to get proper offers for lunches, for hotel rooms, for a one-day trip to some towns budget have to prepare all n serve it ready in front of bosses n they will just decide which one to choose
7 minutes later
Me: what hapend with Venera?
Sheetal: how do i know
6 minutes later
Me: hello sexy :P
Sheetal: what
Me: u look hot today.'
5 minutes later
Sheetal: can u see
Me: dreams unlimited :)
Sheetal: oh yes
6 minutes later
Sheetal: so which girl u will celebrate with on 14th
Me: only u, in dreams that too :(
Sheetal: what have u stuck at me? better live in reality n put ur efforts in girls there
Me: i m a man now n cant go for girls :)
Sheetal: u understand what i mean
Me: i m not getting ur lines in btwn
so what u said bout venera?
Sheetal: i said, how do i know?
Me: bt u r not in her list now
btw last valentine's day i broke my mobile :D
Sheetal: i didnt get that she added me. she never did i think
Me: yeah, i found her in ur list :P
what u do on 14th? now ur married :)
Sheetal: we buy each other chocolates and gifts, have sex, eat special food at home or outside, send cards thru email
Me: do u eat chocolates from each other's mouth :P
i mean eating simply isnt that special :D
Sheetal: no
Me: why? ok bt where's romance in all that u said :)
Sheetal: we r very much romantic. 2 nights ago i had dream he asked me for divorce. i looked up in dream interpreting books, it means happy married life
Me: its good to be romantic after marriage :)
Sheetal: its compulsory
Me: compulsory :D
so u have to LOL
Sheetal: im going 4 lunch
Me: Have a Chocolate from me :)
About an hour later
Me: so u ate chocolate ?
Sheetal: i keep eating since morning
Me: ya, so much workload, u need energy. i didnt have lunch, my throat is paining due to tonsils
Sheetal: cold?
Me: ya, i always get tonsils with cold. i went to play cricket last satrdy, wearing t shirt n it was a chilled day
Sheetal: try to have ur tea hot. make it reach hot ur tonsils.
Me: m having 5 to 6 cups since last 2 days
Sheetal: well since there is nothing else to drink.
btw here 14th feb is day of wine-makers, and we drink wine
Me: u mean alcohol, na?
Sheetal: so we combine it with valentine
Me: whisky gives good relief? we ve prohibition in our state :)
Sheetal: wine does
Me: its costly n to get illegally makes it costlier n it is bad habit too
positive thing is i smoke very less due to cold
just 2 till now today
Sheetal: this is less?
Me: considering i reached to 8 last week. maybe 10 on Sunday
have u seen Chashme badoor ?
Sheetal: no...
Me: i ll tell u the story. its bout 3 friends sharing a rented home
Sheetal: i think u like to consider urself bad, n do such stuff, smoke a lot, throw things, kind of a rebel, isnt it
Me: yeah, i want to be rebel. u guessed it right :D
last valentine day i broke my mobile, u know
Sheetal: why, u asked a girl out and she abused u? :)
Me: she's nothing to do. i ve not talked her since 4 months n will never, i swear
i know love hurts bt i asked her as a friend to know each other more n to meet in a diff place than office
Sheetal: so it was true what i said
Me: what? so it was true
i mean if we meet for sm months or so, like each other, have feelings for each other than it may hurt. n the rebel thing will come. bt here nothing has happened :)
its NO ENTRY from the very start n it is with me since i got young so thats what makes me Rebel.
abused Me? thats right, i m hurt hard bt not so much to change my course of life :)
Sheetal: well u can try to be more considerate, try to know what words of urs will get what reaction and u will be able to predict the reaction to a great extent.
but rejects can happen to anyone.
Me: ya bt why shoud she complain to 10 ppl
Sheetal: personally i hated rejections, thats why i never started any initiative for a relation
Me: for a simple message?
Sheetal: well there can be many reasons
Me: ok for girls not to initiate :) here its compulsory btw.
a girl just can never initiate.
Sheetal: yes thats true so u have to adjust. try to see what can u expect from a girl
Me: i hate her so much i want transfer from dept. bt bosses wont allow :)
Sheetal: just pretend she is not there
Me: thats what i do
Sheetal: if she doesnt hate u, but simply overreacted, she will be impressed
Me: bt my experience since
Sheetal: bcos no girl likes to be ignored. only in case she really doesnt want to see u
Me: bt my experience all these yrs tells that no girl or lady comes close to me. they stay away like i m untouchable :)
n this one is right in my dept, working wiht me, how close :P
as per the records no girl can be appointed so close to me :D
Sheetal: maybe there is something in u that makes them stay away
Me: thats ok bt why she got here with me?
dont say that there r no my type girls in whole city :)
must leave now, i ll tell u bout my strange dream tomorrow :)
Sheetal: see u
Me: see you, good night, sexy dreams
Sheetal: cu
31st January, 2008
Me: hi sheetal
Sheetal: hi paresh
Me: u got my mail last night?
Sheetal: which 1
Me: i m resending. got it? nothing special
Sheetal: yes
Me: so? u were busy?
Sheetal: yes i am these days bcos of this event cos everything is on me to do. the bosses just give ideas n one of them works too. but i have to do most. now im preparing the sponsorship packages. i got to make some invoices but have left it for later. have to get proper offers for lunches, for hotel rooms, for a one-day trip to some towns budget have to prepare all n serve it ready in front of bosses n they will just decide which one to choose
7 minutes later
Me: what hapend with Venera?
Sheetal: how do i know
6 minutes later
Me: hello sexy :P
Sheetal: what
Me: u look hot today.'
5 minutes later
Sheetal: can u see
Me: dreams unlimited :)
Sheetal: oh yes
6 minutes later
Sheetal: so which girl u will celebrate with on 14th
Me: only u, in dreams that too :(
Sheetal: what have u stuck at me? better live in reality n put ur efforts in girls there
Me: i m a man now n cant go for girls :)
Sheetal: u understand what i mean
Me: i m not getting ur lines in btwn
so what u said bout venera?
Sheetal: i said, how do i know?
Me: bt u r not in her list now
btw last valentine's day i broke my mobile :D
Sheetal: i didnt get that she added me. she never did i think
Me: yeah, i found her in ur list :P
what u do on 14th? now ur married :)
Sheetal: we buy each other chocolates and gifts, have sex, eat special food at home or outside, send cards thru email
Me: do u eat chocolates from each other's mouth :P
i mean eating simply isnt that special :D
Sheetal: no
Me: why? ok bt where's romance in all that u said :)
Sheetal: we r very much romantic. 2 nights ago i had dream he asked me for divorce. i looked up in dream interpreting books, it means happy married life
Me: its good to be romantic after marriage :)
Sheetal: its compulsory
Me: compulsory :D
so u have to LOL
Sheetal: im going 4 lunch
Me: Have a Chocolate from me :)
About an hour later
Me: so u ate chocolate ?
Sheetal: i keep eating since morning
Me: ya, so much workload, u need energy. i didnt have lunch, my throat is paining due to tonsils
Sheetal: cold?
Me: ya, i always get tonsils with cold. i went to play cricket last satrdy, wearing t shirt n it was a chilled day
Sheetal: try to have ur tea hot. make it reach hot ur tonsils.
Me: m having 5 to 6 cups since last 2 days
Sheetal: well since there is nothing else to drink.
btw here 14th feb is day of wine-makers, and we drink wine
Me: u mean alcohol, na?
Sheetal: so we combine it with valentine
Me: whisky gives good relief? we ve prohibition in our state :)
Sheetal: wine does
Me: its costly n to get illegally makes it costlier n it is bad habit too
positive thing is i smoke very less due to cold
just 2 till now today
Sheetal: this is less?
Me: considering i reached to 8 last week. maybe 10 on Sunday
have u seen Chashme badoor ?
Sheetal: no...
Me: i ll tell u the story. its bout 3 friends sharing a rented home
Sheetal: i think u like to consider urself bad, n do such stuff, smoke a lot, throw things, kind of a rebel, isnt it
Me: yeah, i want to be rebel. u guessed it right :D
last valentine day i broke my mobile, u know
Sheetal: why, u asked a girl out and she abused u? :)
Me: she's nothing to do. i ve not talked her since 4 months n will never, i swear
i know love hurts bt i asked her as a friend to know each other more n to meet in a diff place than office
Sheetal: so it was true what i said
Me: what? so it was true
i mean if we meet for sm months or so, like each other, have feelings for each other than it may hurt. n the rebel thing will come. bt here nothing has happened :)
its NO ENTRY from the very start n it is with me since i got young so thats what makes me Rebel.
abused Me? thats right, i m hurt hard bt not so much to change my course of life :)
Sheetal: well u can try to be more considerate, try to know what words of urs will get what reaction and u will be able to predict the reaction to a great extent.
but rejects can happen to anyone.
Me: ya bt why shoud she complain to 10 ppl
Sheetal: personally i hated rejections, thats why i never started any initiative for a relation
Me: for a simple message?
Sheetal: well there can be many reasons
Me: ok for girls not to initiate :) here its compulsory btw.
a girl just can never initiate.
Sheetal: yes thats true so u have to adjust. try to see what can u expect from a girl
Me: i hate her so much i want transfer from dept. bt bosses wont allow :)
Sheetal: just pretend she is not there
Me: thats what i do
Sheetal: if she doesnt hate u, but simply overreacted, she will be impressed
Me: bt my experience since
Sheetal: bcos no girl likes to be ignored. only in case she really doesnt want to see u
Me: bt my experience all these yrs tells that no girl or lady comes close to me. they stay away like i m untouchable :)
n this one is right in my dept, working wiht me, how close :P
as per the records no girl can be appointed so close to me :D
Sheetal: maybe there is something in u that makes them stay away
Me: thats ok bt why she got here with me?
dont say that there r no my type girls in whole city :)
must leave now, i ll tell u bout my strange dream tomorrow :)
Sheetal: see u
Me: see you, good night, sexy dreams
Sheetal: cu
Saturday, 5 June 2010
eating tangerine
28th January, 2008
Me: Today's Joke: Personality and BRA size!
Personality of a female follows the size of her BRA
30 = Innocent, 32 = Calm, 34 = Defensive, 36 = Sexy, 38 = Hot
40 = Aggressive, 42 = Beyond Control
6 minutes later
Chitra: not my type
11 minutes later
Me: u r 36 type :P
16 minutes later
Me: helloooo wil be bak soon, hold ur breath. stay on
40 minutes later
Me: busy?
Chitra: was out 4 lunch. now back
Me: me for smoke, i tried to quit today. couldnt.
Chitra: sometimes u need to try longer time. few people can do it from the first time
Me: did u get my msgs ?
Chitra: when
Me: weekend
Chitra: got 1
26 minutes later
Me: sorry colleaugue had smthng to print.
so which one u got? i sent so many :)
Chitra: i dont remember now :)
Me: i luv ur smile n the way u ignore me :)
Chitra: happens
12 minutes later
Me: seems like u dont like me now :(
Chitra: huh behaviour is adjustable, according to what u get
Me: so u r hurt?
Chitra: no not at all
Me: then?
Chitra: no emotions
Me: bt i m emotional
why dont u miss call?
Chitra: why should i??
Me: ok dont.
Chitra: i dont want
Me: what u dont want?
Chitra: to miss call, what else
Me: u r so proud till today n u think now u r chnged :)
Chitra: i didnt get
Me: i have a doubt that u dont have that mobile anymore :D
Chitra: heh
Me: really
Chitra: i have it
Me: hw can u prove?
Chitra: i dont need to prove anything :)
up to u to believe or not
Me: thats cool, anyway i wanted to call u
leaving time,
Chitra: okies
Me: see u tomorow
Chitra: i also wish i could go home now
Me: good night
why? U were waiting for me?
Chitra: what
Me: u want to go home. what stops u?
Chitra: work. office timing.
29th January, 2008
Me: hi
Chitra: hello
Me: hw r u
Chitra: im ok, u
Me: last night my network got jealous again :)
so i stopped replying
Chitra: well good :)
Me: good for u to get rid of me, na?
Chitra: well bcos of u i had to keep my mail open
Me: i ll be bak soon
20 minutes later
Me: ahhaaa so u like to chat so much with me :)
Chitra: oh yes im dying for it
Me: i knew it :) today u ve confessed :D
all girls fall in love with me. see its proven :P
Chitra: happy u :)
Me: sorry, baby i ll hv to go again. see u in half hour.
Chitra: u can celebrate
Me: Thanks a lot
25 minutes later
Me: hw should i celebrate?
Chitra: i dont know. watch american pie. last night i saw one of the american pie movies, the band tour or something
Me: me too hv seen one part i think. the one in which that guy was watching porn n his father came :)
Chitra: that has been another. there must be 5 or 6.
Me: in this city very few hollywood movies r available in theatres
Chitra: take from net
Me: i dont have PC or TV :)
Chitra: right. u did something with ur tv
Me: sold to my room partners :) i wanted to see world without TV. since past 6 months feels rather good
Chitra: i dont watch much tv but its bcos of the computer...if there was no pc i would have watched
Me: thats a factor too, i m on PC all day :)
btw i liked american beauty
Chitra: ok. havent seen. im also on pc whole day but just cant get enough. there is always something to do
Me: work again, will be bak soon
26 minutes later
Me: busy?
Chitra: as usual
Me: good. got mails?
Chitra: no
Me: there's a Refresh button, saw? use one of ur fingers
Chitra: gmail receives automatically without refreshment
Me: n just press it :P
refreshment???
means snacks :)
20 minutes later
Me: u sleeping? gotta leave.
Chitra: eating tangerine
Me: hw long wil u be online?
Chitra: its very sweet
Me: im going home
Chitra: till 5:30. its 3 now
Me: i ve got one hour if network supports :)
not as sweet as u :)
Chitra: sure
Me: Today's Joke: Personality and BRA size!
Personality of a female follows the size of her BRA
30 = Innocent, 32 = Calm, 34 = Defensive, 36 = Sexy, 38 = Hot
40 = Aggressive, 42 = Beyond Control
6 minutes later
Chitra: not my type
11 minutes later
Me: u r 36 type :P
16 minutes later
Me: helloooo wil be bak soon, hold ur breath. stay on
40 minutes later
Me: busy?
Chitra: was out 4 lunch. now back
Me: me for smoke, i tried to quit today. couldnt.
Chitra: sometimes u need to try longer time. few people can do it from the first time
Me: did u get my msgs ?
Chitra: when
Me: weekend
Chitra: got 1
26 minutes later
Me: sorry colleaugue had smthng to print.
so which one u got? i sent so many :)
Chitra: i dont remember now :)
Me: i luv ur smile n the way u ignore me :)
Chitra: happens
12 minutes later
Me: seems like u dont like me now :(
Chitra: huh behaviour is adjustable, according to what u get
Me: so u r hurt?
Chitra: no not at all
Me: then?
Chitra: no emotions
Me: bt i m emotional
why dont u miss call?
Chitra: why should i??
Me: ok dont.
Chitra: i dont want
Me: what u dont want?
Chitra: to miss call, what else
Me: u r so proud till today n u think now u r chnged :)
Chitra: i didnt get
Me: i have a doubt that u dont have that mobile anymore :D
Chitra: heh
Me: really
Chitra: i have it
Me: hw can u prove?
Chitra: i dont need to prove anything :)
up to u to believe or not
Me: thats cool, anyway i wanted to call u
leaving time,
Chitra: okies
Me: see u tomorow
Chitra: i also wish i could go home now
Me: good night
why? U were waiting for me?
Chitra: what
Me: u want to go home. what stops u?
Chitra: work. office timing.
29th January, 2008
Me: hi
Chitra: hello
Me: hw r u
Chitra: im ok, u
Me: last night my network got jealous again :)
so i stopped replying
Chitra: well good :)
Me: good for u to get rid of me, na?
Chitra: well bcos of u i had to keep my mail open
Me: i ll be bak soon
20 minutes later
Me: ahhaaa so u like to chat so much with me :)
Chitra: oh yes im dying for it
Me: i knew it :) today u ve confessed :D
all girls fall in love with me. see its proven :P
Chitra: happy u :)
Me: sorry, baby i ll hv to go again. see u in half hour.
Chitra: u can celebrate
Me: Thanks a lot
25 minutes later
Me: hw should i celebrate?
Chitra: i dont know. watch american pie. last night i saw one of the american pie movies, the band tour or something
Me: me too hv seen one part i think. the one in which that guy was watching porn n his father came :)
Chitra: that has been another. there must be 5 or 6.
Me: in this city very few hollywood movies r available in theatres
Chitra: take from net
Me: i dont have PC or TV :)
Chitra: right. u did something with ur tv
Me: sold to my room partners :) i wanted to see world without TV. since past 6 months feels rather good
Chitra: i dont watch much tv but its bcos of the computer...if there was no pc i would have watched
Me: thats a factor too, i m on PC all day :)
btw i liked american beauty
Chitra: ok. havent seen. im also on pc whole day but just cant get enough. there is always something to do
Me: work again, will be bak soon
26 minutes later
Me: busy?
Chitra: as usual
Me: good. got mails?
Chitra: no
Me: there's a Refresh button, saw? use one of ur fingers
Chitra: gmail receives automatically without refreshment
Me: n just press it :P
refreshment???
means snacks :)
20 minutes later
Me: u sleeping? gotta leave.
Chitra: eating tangerine
Me: hw long wil u be online?
Chitra: its very sweet
Me: im going home
Chitra: till 5:30. its 3 now
Me: i ve got one hour if network supports :)
not as sweet as u :)
Chitra: sure
Saturday, 29 May 2010
True or Dare
25th January, 2008
Me: got my mail?
dont open the attachement. just see the message .
Chitra: which 1? im not in gmail, im using meebo to chat
Me: sub. is nice thoughts, attachement has virus
Chitra: ohhhh why did u send me virus?
Me: honey the msg is good, just attachment is infected.
Chitra: how did u come to know its a virus?
Me: i got it as forward in yahoo mail, they provide scanning.
whats ur status msg? write in hindi :)
Chitra: what is it? i dont know, im in meebo. just changed the pic of the id this morning
Me: so u deleted the msg?
Chitra: yup no risk
Me: secret???? bt i dont know the language :)
Chitra: which 1???
Me: when i just logged in there was smthng written n then it changed.
Chitra's new status message - Връщам се след малко 2:52 PM
Chitra: oho.. yeah in my meebo the status message comes in italian but i changed it, now it should be fine??
Me: haa, fine, main sab samajh gaya :)
Chitra: what? i changed that
Me: there’s no msg now
Chitra: yes
Me: now just that sexy cat :P
what is it doing?
Chitra: tapping the ball of yarn
Me: thank God, i thought choohe ka shikaar kar rahi hai :)
Chitra: isnt it seen
Me: not so clear. i know ppl call u huntress :P
Chitra: only one does
Me: i see one more today, btw i agree.
Chitra: he is same, ashutosh.
Me: bored ?
Chitra: no, was doing something. this pic i suppose my colleague took with my cam
Me: stunning, the pose makes u look great.
Chitra: right na :)
Me: very good choice, u never need to change it :)
Chitra: have u ever played true or dare?
Me: let s play,
teach me first :D
Chitra: i was asking
Me: i m asking,
to learn :)
Chitra: i dont want to play with u. its dangerous. i play with others :)
so was asking if u have?
Me: dangerous? i want to pla,y pleeeeeeeeeeez
Chitra: yeah, dangerous, do u know how to play?
Me: teach me n u ll know hw i play :P
Chitra: na
Me: u cant imagine hw cute ur " na " feels :)
i still wonder bout ur Hindi !
Chitra: i speak like indian
Me: thats why,
Chitra: i have this talent to master pronunciation and accent very fast
Me: k. so lets play true or dare :)
boss called hold on.
6 minutes later
Me: m bak. so u think u r the sexiest italian :D
Chitra: when did i say such thing
Me: sorry, to draw attention :P
btw i think u r one of the most
Chitra: oh sure. this last is true but i dont know whether the most... :)
k im going to eat
Me: for me u r the best. u know my limited circle
Chitra: yeah thats a reason
Me: me too for Tea
Chitra: especially circle of italians
Me: na na.. anywy it will be hard to find sm1 like u even if circle expands :)
u look better r than venera, just her thoughts are interesting :)
Chitra: i dont remember how she's looking
Me: naturally :D
Chitra: what does this mean
Me: u shud remember males :)
so lets play true or dare. :)
Chitra: im going out
Me: see, everyone leaves me alone :(
Chitra: its ur attitude
Me: now what i did today?????
Chitra: nothing
this is how u take things, im going to eat
Me: sharmati kyu ho? bata do, we re friends.
n i love u too.
Chitra: im gong to eat n u say people leave u
Me: oh sorry
Chitra: ok im going
Me: cant stop u from eating :)
bt do cm bak i ll try to change
about half hour later
Me: i think u ve come :)
33 minutes later
Me: so i ve to leave now,
one more Weekend is here, main aur meri Tanhayee,
plz miss call if u r online on Saturday or Sunday :)
Me: got my mail?
dont open the attachement. just see the message .
Chitra: which 1? im not in gmail, im using meebo to chat
Me: sub. is nice thoughts, attachement has virus
Chitra: ohhhh why did u send me virus?
Me: honey the msg is good, just attachment is infected.
Chitra: how did u come to know its a virus?
Me: i got it as forward in yahoo mail, they provide scanning.
whats ur status msg? write in hindi :)
Chitra: what is it? i dont know, im in meebo. just changed the pic of the id this morning
Me: so u deleted the msg?
Chitra: yup no risk
Me: secret???? bt i dont know the language :)
Chitra: which 1???
Me: when i just logged in there was smthng written n then it changed.
Chitra's new status message - Връщам се след малко 2:52 PM
Chitra: oho.. yeah in my meebo the status message comes in italian but i changed it, now it should be fine??
Me: haa, fine, main sab samajh gaya :)
Chitra: what? i changed that
Me: there’s no msg now
Chitra: yes
Me: now just that sexy cat :P
what is it doing?
Chitra: tapping the ball of yarn
Me: thank God, i thought choohe ka shikaar kar rahi hai :)
Chitra: isnt it seen
Me: not so clear. i know ppl call u huntress :P
Chitra: only one does
Me: i see one more today, btw i agree.
Chitra: he is same, ashutosh.
Me: bored ?
Chitra: no, was doing something. this pic i suppose my colleague took with my cam
Me: stunning, the pose makes u look great.
Chitra: right na :)
Me: very good choice, u never need to change it :)
Chitra: have u ever played true or dare?
Me: let s play,
teach me first :D
Chitra: i was asking
Me: i m asking,
to learn :)
Chitra: i dont want to play with u. its dangerous. i play with others :)
so was asking if u have?
Me: dangerous? i want to pla,y pleeeeeeeeeeez
Chitra: yeah, dangerous, do u know how to play?
Me: teach me n u ll know hw i play :P
Chitra: na
Me: u cant imagine hw cute ur " na " feels :)
i still wonder bout ur Hindi !
Chitra: i speak like indian
Me: thats why,
Chitra: i have this talent to master pronunciation and accent very fast
Me: k. so lets play true or dare :)
boss called hold on.
6 minutes later
Me: m bak. so u think u r the sexiest italian :D
Chitra: when did i say such thing
Me: sorry, to draw attention :P
btw i think u r one of the most
Chitra: oh sure. this last is true but i dont know whether the most... :)
k im going to eat
Me: for me u r the best. u know my limited circle
Chitra: yeah thats a reason
Me: me too for Tea
Chitra: especially circle of italians
Me: na na.. anywy it will be hard to find sm1 like u even if circle expands :)
u look better r than venera, just her thoughts are interesting :)
Chitra: i dont remember how she's looking
Me: naturally :D
Chitra: what does this mean
Me: u shud remember males :)
so lets play true or dare. :)
Chitra: im going out
Me: see, everyone leaves me alone :(
Chitra: its ur attitude
Me: now what i did today?????
Chitra: nothing
this is how u take things, im going to eat
Me: sharmati kyu ho? bata do, we re friends.
n i love u too.
Chitra: im gong to eat n u say people leave u
Me: oh sorry
Chitra: ok im going
Me: cant stop u from eating :)
bt do cm bak i ll try to change
about half hour later
Me: i think u ve come :)
33 minutes later
Me: so i ve to leave now,
one more Weekend is here, main aur meri Tanhayee,
plz miss call if u r online on Saturday or Sunday :)
Wednesday, 26 May 2010
Fool Confidence
27th October, 2009
Me: hii sexy :) hw's u
Eesha: am good...no sexy sweetheart n all tat pl yaar, mujhe pasand nahi hai :)
Me: :( wt u like ?
Eesha: hws u? hmm... simplicity
Me: bt i like to tease you :P
Eesha: hah... it's k :)
Me: exams over ?
Eesha: nono/// 30th
Me: thn ?
Eesha: m goin 2 Raibareli on 31st
Me: mine too
Eesha: wt?
Me: why Raibareli ?
Eesha: my sis’ wrkin der n cousins
Me: vacation u mean ?
Eesha: yaah :)
Me: enjoy thn
Eesha: hmm yah...
Me: btw try to increase members n activity in our community
Eesha: waitin 4 d examz 2 get over, havent had a look inside yet. dint find d tym... ll get into it head on after all tis
Me: its ok. i just tell u coz u r the first gal to join. no pressure.
Eesha: ahhhhhh
Me: hw's ur bf :)
Eesha: tats cool... so am an assertive one...
he's gr8... :) v met up yest...a lovely candle light date :)
Me: leave it.. i feel jealous
Eesha: oh sorry
Me: aise hi puchh raha tha lol
Eesha: ya i understand... was wit me smetym back'
Me: so ur weight is still like tht i see in photos ?
Eesha: ha ha ha i get it
Me: i dnt think u ve read my blog as u r busy in exam. i hv written about 20 plus chatting episodes with various gals
Eesha: oh no i ve not
Me: in past 2 years
Eesha: hmmm i wanna read it.. ve got a blog too
Me: really ?
Eesha: ya ya my poems
Me: bt when we first talked u said u dont hv :)
Eesha: i just nw created one
Me: good keep it up.. wht u write ?
Eesha: poems n odd photographs
Me: interesting..i hv got smthng to read today :)
Eesha: those pics re kinda offhand n funny
Me: waiting nymph :P u wrote it ?
Eesha: yes all i wrote, everythn s original der
Me: u knw wt is nymph ??
Eesha: gal. a beautiful gal
Me: lol no i think its a woman very demanding in sex :P
Eesha: wat d fxxxx
no.... chk up oxford dict. i cant b wrong
hey i read ur blog
Me: showie
Eesha: so many chats wit so many gals hmmm
Me: got hung due to typing fast :D
Eesha: interesting read actually.. bhayankar flirt ho yaar. par kamaal hai
Me: got too excited reading tht nymph poem :P
Eesha: mera ek bhi chat nahi.... mai bach gayi
ahh... nthin 2 get excited in tat. it's such a sad poem
Me: abhi to tere 2 mahine hue hai na ;)
Eesha: oh so der's a validity period
Me: wish i cud write poems too
Eesha: he he he
Me: not actually
Eesha: huh... feel smthn frm heart n write it
Me: i say i love u in first or 2nd meeting only
Eesha: it's poetry
hanh so?
Me: u like flirting or not :)
Eesha: no... not really unless it's MY GUY
mai thodi boring hu.... n bharatiya naari hun iss maamle me... though i've done mistakes
Me: ok thn i m urs till we chat , hw's tht :D
Eesha: i prefer d old way
ah ha ha ha good reply.. ur good at tis... i must compliment u, but NO
Me: bt its a fact not just reply..i cn focus on one lady at a time :)
Eesha: m quite attached 2 him
acha can i ask u smthn, can v b frenz lik d way u've other frenz
dnt put me in d category f d other gals u chat wit
Me: so wt r we nw :D they r frnds too :P
Eesha: one sec
Me: give me ur mobile no, they didnt give so u ll be in diff category lol
m restarting, hold on
7 minutes later
Eesha: i just came back
Me: wht mistakes :P
Eesha: was havin sme wrk
mistakes?????????? dnt get it, oh tat....
Me: u said u r bhartiya naari
Eesha: ya past
Me: bt u hv made mistakes
Eesha: hanh hah in past
Me: u mean affairs ?
Eesha: thodi pagal ho gayi thi pyaar me, fell into a depression wen he got his own priorities
Me: ohh sad, so u hv lost him
Eesha: hanh... but am happy nw... at last
Me: if u r madly in love once
Eesha: nt mad tis time
Me: thn its tough to give the place to anybody else, wt u say ?
Eesha: m sanely in love
ya... bt nt impossible. nt same place.. a diff one, he's more f my best friend
Me: i dnt think u r going to love the new man just like u did to tht first one
Eesha: ha ha ah... i'll love n understand him better
d understandin part s very tru
Me: bt if i ws in his place i ll really feel bad tht my wife had love smone madly in past :(
Eesha: hmm tats y ur nt in his place ;)
Me: thts hw i m
Eesha: n tis s me :)
Me: i cnt let anyone else occupy her heart
Eesha: he accepted me wit everythn...
Me: his choice
Eesha: wit my past n evrythn
ya his choice n v're happy together :) tats wats imp
anyway i gotta logout now
Me: i think u ll look like bipasha basu if u get rid of that extra fat :P
Eesha: :) i'm not bipasha so i wnt luk lik her at any rate :P
k i'm loggin out. tc cya good day
Me: i mean like a dark bombshell ;)
Eesha: i'm fair :) incidentally
Me: ok thn fair item girl :D
Eesha: nt so cheap ratings
Me: wht bout mob. no ?
Eesha: ve got lots f dignity
invent it urself n b happy
Me: ok sorry
Eesha: :)
Me: plz give na, i hv no one to talk to
(and the online date continues via offline chats through e-mails..)
28th October, 2009
Eesha: tats sad... everyone cant ve everyone 2 talk 2 al d tym...man ur wrkin... m still 2 reach tat stage... padhoongi nahi to naukri kaun dega... ;)
29th Ocotober, 2009
Me: bhartiya naari ki naukri pati ki seva hai, why bother bout other naukari lol
3rd Noverber, 2009
Eesha: ah huh.... utni berozgaar nahi hun
4th November, 2009
Me: bt u knw wife's job is fun actually :P
7th November, 2009
Eesha: ahnnn.... pata nahi.... don've quite d experience as a wife.... atleast a full fledged wife.... he he he he hws ur office wrk going???? anythn new n happening???
Me: Office atmosphere is completely messed up. I feel like a superstar these days. Whole staff (including bosses) keep watch on me whole day, every minute. Feels like i'm having a photo shoot all the time lolzz
Eesha: y.... u must've done smthn definitely..... which s why de're spyin on u
Me: Nt done nythng yet, maybe they've fool confidence in my potential :D
Eesha: ah yes tats rite.... "FOOL" confidence... tats obvious wen it comes 2 u... he he he he
Me: Hw's urs, fool or full :P
Eesha: technically on the border of both
Me: hii sexy :) hw's u
Eesha: am good...no sexy sweetheart n all tat pl yaar, mujhe pasand nahi hai :)
Me: :( wt u like ?
Eesha: hws u? hmm... simplicity
Me: bt i like to tease you :P
Eesha: hah... it's k :)
Me: exams over ?
Eesha: nono/// 30th
Me: thn ?
Eesha: m goin 2 Raibareli on 31st
Me: mine too
Eesha: wt?
Me: why Raibareli ?
Eesha: my sis’ wrkin der n cousins
Me: vacation u mean ?
Eesha: yaah :)
Me: enjoy thn
Eesha: hmm yah...
Me: btw try to increase members n activity in our community
Eesha: waitin 4 d examz 2 get over, havent had a look inside yet. dint find d tym... ll get into it head on after all tis
Me: its ok. i just tell u coz u r the first gal to join. no pressure.
Eesha: ahhhhhh
Me: hw's ur bf :)
Eesha: tats cool... so am an assertive one...
he's gr8... :) v met up yest...a lovely candle light date :)
Me: leave it.. i feel jealous
Eesha: oh sorry
Me: aise hi puchh raha tha lol
Eesha: ya i understand... was wit me smetym back'
Me: so ur weight is still like tht i see in photos ?
Eesha: ha ha ha i get it
Me: i dnt think u ve read my blog as u r busy in exam. i hv written about 20 plus chatting episodes with various gals
Eesha: oh no i ve not
Me: in past 2 years
Eesha: hmmm i wanna read it.. ve got a blog too
Me: really ?
Eesha: ya ya my poems
Me: bt when we first talked u said u dont hv :)
Eesha: i just nw created one
Me: good keep it up.. wht u write ?
Eesha: poems n odd photographs
Me: interesting..i hv got smthng to read today :)
Eesha: those pics re kinda offhand n funny
Me: waiting nymph :P u wrote it ?
Eesha: yes all i wrote, everythn s original der
Me: u knw wt is nymph ??
Eesha: gal. a beautiful gal
Me: lol no i think its a woman very demanding in sex :P
Eesha: wat d fxxxx
no.... chk up oxford dict. i cant b wrong
hey i read ur blog
Me: showie
Eesha: so many chats wit so many gals hmmm
Me: got hung due to typing fast :D
Eesha: interesting read actually.. bhayankar flirt ho yaar. par kamaal hai
Me: got too excited reading tht nymph poem :P
Eesha: mera ek bhi chat nahi.... mai bach gayi
ahh... nthin 2 get excited in tat. it's such a sad poem
Me: abhi to tere 2 mahine hue hai na ;)
Eesha: oh so der's a validity period
Me: wish i cud write poems too
Eesha: he he he
Me: not actually
Eesha: huh... feel smthn frm heart n write it
Me: i say i love u in first or 2nd meeting only
Eesha: it's poetry
hanh so?
Me: u like flirting or not :)
Eesha: no... not really unless it's MY GUY
mai thodi boring hu.... n bharatiya naari hun iss maamle me... though i've done mistakes
Me: ok thn i m urs till we chat , hw's tht :D
Eesha: i prefer d old way
ah ha ha ha good reply.. ur good at tis... i must compliment u, but NO
Me: bt its a fact not just reply..i cn focus on one lady at a time :)
Eesha: m quite attached 2 him
acha can i ask u smthn, can v b frenz lik d way u've other frenz
dnt put me in d category f d other gals u chat wit
Me: so wt r we nw :D they r frnds too :P
Eesha: one sec
Me: give me ur mobile no, they didnt give so u ll be in diff category lol
m restarting, hold on
7 minutes later
Eesha: i just came back
Me: wht mistakes :P
Eesha: was havin sme wrk
mistakes?????????? dnt get it, oh tat....
Me: u said u r bhartiya naari
Eesha: ya past
Me: bt u hv made mistakes
Eesha: hanh hah in past
Me: u mean affairs ?
Eesha: thodi pagal ho gayi thi pyaar me, fell into a depression wen he got his own priorities
Me: ohh sad, so u hv lost him
Eesha: hanh... but am happy nw... at last
Me: if u r madly in love once
Eesha: nt mad tis time
Me: thn its tough to give the place to anybody else, wt u say ?
Eesha: m sanely in love
ya... bt nt impossible. nt same place.. a diff one, he's more f my best friend
Me: i dnt think u r going to love the new man just like u did to tht first one
Eesha: ha ha ah... i'll love n understand him better
d understandin part s very tru
Me: bt if i ws in his place i ll really feel bad tht my wife had love smone madly in past :(
Eesha: hmm tats y ur nt in his place ;)
Me: thts hw i m
Eesha: n tis s me :)
Me: i cnt let anyone else occupy her heart
Eesha: he accepted me wit everythn...
Me: his choice
Eesha: wit my past n evrythn
ya his choice n v're happy together :) tats wats imp
anyway i gotta logout now
Me: i think u ll look like bipasha basu if u get rid of that extra fat :P
Eesha: :) i'm not bipasha so i wnt luk lik her at any rate :P
k i'm loggin out. tc cya good day
Me: i mean like a dark bombshell ;)
Eesha: i'm fair :) incidentally
Me: ok thn fair item girl :D
Eesha: nt so cheap ratings
Me: wht bout mob. no ?
Eesha: ve got lots f dignity
invent it urself n b happy
Me: ok sorry
Eesha: :)
Me: plz give na, i hv no one to talk to
(and the online date continues via offline chats through e-mails..)
28th October, 2009
Eesha: tats sad... everyone cant ve everyone 2 talk 2 al d tym...man ur wrkin... m still 2 reach tat stage... padhoongi nahi to naukri kaun dega... ;)
29th Ocotober, 2009
Me: bhartiya naari ki naukri pati ki seva hai, why bother bout other naukari lol
3rd Noverber, 2009
Eesha: ah huh.... utni berozgaar nahi hun
4th November, 2009
Me: bt u knw wife's job is fun actually :P
7th November, 2009
Eesha: ahnnn.... pata nahi.... don've quite d experience as a wife.... atleast a full fledged wife.... he he he he hws ur office wrk going???? anythn new n happening???
Me: Office atmosphere is completely messed up. I feel like a superstar these days. Whole staff (including bosses) keep watch on me whole day, every minute. Feels like i'm having a photo shoot all the time lolzz
Eesha: y.... u must've done smthn definitely..... which s why de're spyin on u
Me: Nt done nythng yet, maybe they've fool confidence in my potential :D
Eesha: ah yes tats rite.... "FOOL" confidence... tats obvious wen it comes 2 u... he he he he
Me: Hw's urs, fool or full :P
Eesha: technically on the border of both
Monday, 24 May 2010
naastik
14th October, 2009
me: hello kahan gum ho gayi thi ?
Rati: in clg
wil talk later sorry :(
about 2 hours later
me: hii
Rati: hello :) ssup?
me: read my blog ?
m taking out my chat history of 3 yrs to publish :D
Rati: :)
why?
me: bas aise hi :)
Rati: reading...
me: sab ke naam badal diye hai, tumhara naam kya hai wo to tum samaj hi gayi hogi
Rati: ur so different
ya.. i got tht
me: comment karo. sabse pehle teri story likhi thi
Rati: ok fine thanks.. for publishing my thoughts on web... :P
me: its ok my pleasure :D
Rati: :)
me: comment karna jarur
Rati: ya.. i will
me: hw m i different btw ?
Rati: wait a min
9 minutes later
me: 1 min kitne hours ki hoti hai :D
Rati: haan ..ab bolo
ur different bcoz.. u keep doing different thngs :) so simple
3 minutes later
Rati: wat happnd?
15 minutes later
me: tu gayab ho gayi thi. teri 1 minute kitne hours ki hoti hai ?
Rati: are.. was replying to mails...
me: bt offline ho gyi thi na so i thought power cut :D
Rati: nahi..
me: pune me bahut hota hai na ;)
Rati: haan :(
bcoz of irresponsible citizens...
me: tune diary me mallika ki story padhi?
Rati: nahi..
sirf meri wali padhi :P
me: to comment to karo, apni wali me hi kar do
Rati: haan karti hu. abhi poora kaha padha hai, poora to padhne do
me: padhke kya karna hai
Rati: sirf mera wala padh liya
me: hamari hi chat hai
Rati: kuch nai :)
me: copy pasted
Rati: fir bhi..
me: no editing by me
Rati: mai bhool gayi :)
me: thodi bekar ki baate delete ki hogi, interesting banane ke liye
Rati: :)
me: rati=wife of kaamdev :P
Rati: kaamdev who? :-o
kaam-dev lol :D
me: dont knw ?
Rati: no..
me: god of sex ;D
Rati: hahaha tumhe hi pata honge aise log :P
me: maine dharmik books, magazines padhi hai bachpan me
Rati: :)
me: tere jaisa nai hu naastik :)
Rati: lol ohk ohk
kabhi kabhi feed sweetie ok? i dnt cme ol on facebk that often these days :)
me: yeah bt kya hua ki
Rati: oops.. i meant this --> :(
me: ab main mafia wars me jyada busy rehta hau to katie ko just nahla aur khila ke mafiagiri karne chala jaata hu lol
me: so r u going to stay long ? i hv to go hv tea :)
helloooooooooooooooooooooo
rati baby
sunti ho ?????
Rati: haan bolo
sorry
me: upar padho, bina soche bolo bolo karti ho :(
Rati: grow up
me: wo nai
Rati: u gotta marry now :)
me: yahan chat me
Rati: thn?
ohh
cya
“ so r u going to stay long ? “ matlab???
me: hello kahan gum ho gayi thi ?
Rati: in clg
wil talk later sorry :(
about 2 hours later
me: hii
Rati: hello :) ssup?
me: read my blog ?
m taking out my chat history of 3 yrs to publish :D
Rati: :)
why?
me: bas aise hi :)
Rati: reading...
me: sab ke naam badal diye hai, tumhara naam kya hai wo to tum samaj hi gayi hogi
Rati: ur so different
ya.. i got tht
me: comment karo. sabse pehle teri story likhi thi
Rati: ok fine thanks.. for publishing my thoughts on web... :P
me: its ok my pleasure :D
Rati: :)
me: comment karna jarur
Rati: ya.. i will
me: hw m i different btw ?
Rati: wait a min
9 minutes later
me: 1 min kitne hours ki hoti hai :D
Rati: haan ..ab bolo
ur different bcoz.. u keep doing different thngs :) so simple
3 minutes later
Rati: wat happnd?
15 minutes later
me: tu gayab ho gayi thi. teri 1 minute kitne hours ki hoti hai ?
Rati: are.. was replying to mails...
me: bt offline ho gyi thi na so i thought power cut :D
Rati: nahi..
me: pune me bahut hota hai na ;)
Rati: haan :(
bcoz of irresponsible citizens...
me: tune diary me mallika ki story padhi?
Rati: nahi..
sirf meri wali padhi :P
me: to comment to karo, apni wali me hi kar do
Rati: haan karti hu. abhi poora kaha padha hai, poora to padhne do
me: padhke kya karna hai
Rati: sirf mera wala padh liya
me: hamari hi chat hai
Rati: kuch nai :)
me: copy pasted
Rati: fir bhi..
me: no editing by me
Rati: mai bhool gayi :)
me: thodi bekar ki baate delete ki hogi, interesting banane ke liye
Rati: :)
me: rati=wife of kaamdev :P
Rati: kaamdev who? :-o
kaam-dev lol :D
me: dont knw ?
Rati: no..
me: god of sex ;D
Rati: hahaha tumhe hi pata honge aise log :P
me: maine dharmik books, magazines padhi hai bachpan me
Rati: :)
me: tere jaisa nai hu naastik :)
Rati: lol ohk ohk
kabhi kabhi feed sweetie ok? i dnt cme ol on facebk that often these days :)
me: yeah bt kya hua ki
Rati: oops.. i meant this --> :(
me: ab main mafia wars me jyada busy rehta hau to katie ko just nahla aur khila ke mafiagiri karne chala jaata hu lol
me: so r u going to stay long ? i hv to go hv tea :)
helloooooooooooooooooooooo
rati baby
sunti ho ?????
Rati: haan bolo
sorry
me: upar padho, bina soche bolo bolo karti ho :(
Rati: grow up
me: wo nai
Rati: u gotta marry now :)
me: yahan chat me
Rati: thn?
ohh
cya
“ so r u going to stay long ? “ matlab???
Saturday, 22 May 2010
pativrata naari
5th October, 2009
Me: hii sweetheart :)
Eesha: no sweetheart pl...am smbdy else's sweetheart :)
Me: :(
m getting one heartbreak every day
Eesha: sry dude.....
Me: i dnt knw hw many hearts do i hv in my body :D
Eesha: oh goodness... dnt tell me u were planning on me
Me: i told u.. u were short listed :)
Eesha: hanh... bt i thot ur jokin n u dnt really Mean it..
uh uh... who else in tat list... Sweetie???
hehehe
Me: no. she never liked me
Eesha: den? hmm who else?
Me: n i hv nt seen her properly
Eesha: so maybe ur short list ll b easier 2 choose now
uhmm.. ya... shakal pe itni sharam...
Me: i cnt reveal, nw u r someone else' sweetheart :)
Eesha: zulfon se chupa leti hai
Me: bt tell me one thing, u told Me tht u still hv a lot of time
Eesha: ya
Me: before marriage
Eesha: ya i did
Me: nd nw u r committed so soon
Eesha: i'm not married, committed in d sense... bf...
Me: i'll be marrying before u most probably
Eesha: tats al
hmm yeah.... tats for sure
Me: so i cn hope for marriage even nw :P
u must hv told him the same thing bout marriage tht i m young n want to study first lol
Eesha: i dint ve 2.. he understood on his own...
Me: ohh lucky boy, bt i dont think i ll hv someone like u tht dont talk of marriage :(
just an affair :P
Eesha: wat d u mean i dnt get u...he's d right guy actually...
Me: i mean i wnt a gal
Eesha: i'll marry him eventually.... but not now...
Me: tht's nt serious or thinks bout marriage bt every gal i meet thinks nthng bt marriage :P
Eesha: huh... nt really.... it spells lifelong being together...lik... aisa hai.... shld choose d right person...one man... for life
nthin wrong in havin affairs actually...dpends on indv choice
for Me... am a person who really gets emotionally attached... if i do like sm1 else i dnt like them... der's never an intermediary process... which is reqd 4 an affair..so doesnt wrk wit me... :)
Me: so u hv decided to marry him :(
Eesha: as for me i dnt quite plan on marriage n get into tis...i feel he's d right guy fr me.. he can handle me... n understand, same wit him....
Me: handle :D
Eesha: marriage to abhi bahut door hai
Me: wht kind of handling u need ;)
Eesha: hmmm ya in straight meaning... nt double... handle in d sense... my charac my nature
a mature person... n extremely patient, tats wat it takes... n he's such an angel...
Me: so u mean dealing with u, handling is different :D
Eesha: cnt say d reason y bt am madly in love wit him... i really really love him
yep whatever :)
Me: m also sweet nd understanding
Eesha: wo bhi samajh lo
Me: bt smday i feel like manhandling :P
Eesha: man handling.... hmm... 377 revised
Me: just few days back i started reading stories bout bondage nd spanking nd i found it tooo hot :)
i Meant womanhandling :D
Eesha: i heard men lik women who dominate d sack
Me: bt i ll surely want to dominate
Eesha: aggressive in bed :)
Me: aggressive is different
Eesha: uhh... watever...
Me: bt dominating women turns Me off
Eesha: hmm tats cool
Me: i love pativrata naari
Eesha: :) ha ha ha ha ha
Me: who considers husband as god
Eesha: ok...am pativrata 2 my guy... :)
n he's nt dominating too....
Me: u knw what "pati" means in hindi ?
Eesha: v're just lik equals.
Hubby. acha am gonna eat ll b back
tc cya
Me: pati=malik, owner
so its clear
Eesha: uh huh.... tats disgusting
Me: thts the indian tradition
Eesha: i'd never lik such a pati
Me: u knw :)
Eesha: nonsense
Me: bt they've named husband as "pati"
Eesha: k am gonna eat now tc cya :)
Me: okk
Eesha: warped imaginations... am a sanskrit student... i knw stuff
Me: warped ??
bout 2 hours later
Me: hii beautiful :)
so u ve got vacations ?
Eesha: hi..no... wrkin... i bunked 2 wrk. ve got wrk now re... causes f genetic mutations
Me: wt wrk ?
Eesha: ll cya l8r
Me: u mean study ?
Eesha: yeps seminar
Me: when ?
Eesha: tom
Me: evening 6 pm ?
Eesha: causes of genetic mutations
no... morn
Me: i come office around 9.30 in mrng, whn will u come?
Eesha: lesc man... ve got exam... no tym at all. ll chk up soon
Me: u knw u look exactly like a typical south indian actress :P
hott
Eesha: wht!!!!
Me!!! uhhhhh.....
f9
Me: maybe in western outfits u ll be different
Eesha: wat d fuck.... dnt tell me i luk lik sme pro actin in those movies
shitt!!!!!
Me: showie showie
Eesha: wat man...
Me: i talked bout looks sweetheart :)
Eesha: uhhh
Me: nt tht u r like them :)
Eesha: uhhhhh,,,, watever
i'm quite fair actually... contrary 2 popular belief bout southies
in fact nobody believes am southie
Me: ohh thts great thn
so u mean u look like tht fresh photo after bath
Eesha: nt just bath... always wen i'm f9
tat photo was taken in a party, no makeup... i am bit allergic 2 make up
chalo leave
Me: Me too gotta smoke :)
Eesha: ok i got wrk man ll logout now...
cya tc…
Me: hii sweetheart :)
Eesha: no sweetheart pl...am smbdy else's sweetheart :)
Me: :(
m getting one heartbreak every day
Eesha: sry dude.....
Me: i dnt knw hw many hearts do i hv in my body :D
Eesha: oh goodness... dnt tell me u were planning on me
Me: i told u.. u were short listed :)
Eesha: hanh... bt i thot ur jokin n u dnt really Mean it..
uh uh... who else in tat list... Sweetie???
hehehe
Me: no. she never liked me
Eesha: den? hmm who else?
Me: n i hv nt seen her properly
Eesha: so maybe ur short list ll b easier 2 choose now
uhmm.. ya... shakal pe itni sharam...
Me: i cnt reveal, nw u r someone else' sweetheart :)
Eesha: zulfon se chupa leti hai
Me: bt tell me one thing, u told Me tht u still hv a lot of time
Eesha: ya
Me: before marriage
Eesha: ya i did
Me: nd nw u r committed so soon
Eesha: i'm not married, committed in d sense... bf...
Me: i'll be marrying before u most probably
Eesha: tats al
hmm yeah.... tats for sure
Me: so i cn hope for marriage even nw :P
u must hv told him the same thing bout marriage tht i m young n want to study first lol
Eesha: i dint ve 2.. he understood on his own...
Me: ohh lucky boy, bt i dont think i ll hv someone like u tht dont talk of marriage :(
just an affair :P
Eesha: wat d u mean i dnt get u...he's d right guy actually...
Me: i mean i wnt a gal
Eesha: i'll marry him eventually.... but not now...
Me: tht's nt serious or thinks bout marriage bt every gal i meet thinks nthng bt marriage :P
Eesha: huh... nt really.... it spells lifelong being together...lik... aisa hai.... shld choose d right person...one man... for life
nthin wrong in havin affairs actually...dpends on indv choice
for Me... am a person who really gets emotionally attached... if i do like sm1 else i dnt like them... der's never an intermediary process... which is reqd 4 an affair..so doesnt wrk wit me... :)
Me: so u hv decided to marry him :(
Eesha: as for me i dnt quite plan on marriage n get into tis...i feel he's d right guy fr me.. he can handle me... n understand, same wit him....
Me: handle :D
Eesha: marriage to abhi bahut door hai
Me: wht kind of handling u need ;)
Eesha: hmmm ya in straight meaning... nt double... handle in d sense... my charac my nature
a mature person... n extremely patient, tats wat it takes... n he's such an angel...
Me: so u mean dealing with u, handling is different :D
Eesha: cnt say d reason y bt am madly in love wit him... i really really love him
yep whatever :)
Me: m also sweet nd understanding
Eesha: wo bhi samajh lo
Me: bt smday i feel like manhandling :P
Eesha: man handling.... hmm... 377 revised
Me: just few days back i started reading stories bout bondage nd spanking nd i found it tooo hot :)
i Meant womanhandling :D
Eesha: i heard men lik women who dominate d sack
Me: bt i ll surely want to dominate
Eesha: aggressive in bed :)
Me: aggressive is different
Eesha: uhh... watever...
Me: bt dominating women turns Me off
Eesha: hmm tats cool
Me: i love pativrata naari
Eesha: :) ha ha ha ha ha
Me: who considers husband as god
Eesha: ok...am pativrata 2 my guy... :)
n he's nt dominating too....
Me: u knw what "pati" means in hindi ?
Eesha: v're just lik equals.
Hubby. acha am gonna eat ll b back
tc cya
Me: pati=malik, owner
so its clear
Eesha: uh huh.... tats disgusting
Me: thts the indian tradition
Eesha: i'd never lik such a pati
Me: u knw :)
Eesha: nonsense
Me: bt they've named husband as "pati"
Eesha: k am gonna eat now tc cya :)
Me: okk
Eesha: warped imaginations... am a sanskrit student... i knw stuff
Me: warped ??
bout 2 hours later
Me: hii beautiful :)
so u ve got vacations ?
Eesha: hi..no... wrkin... i bunked 2 wrk. ve got wrk now re... causes f genetic mutations
Me: wt wrk ?
Eesha: ll cya l8r
Me: u mean study ?
Eesha: yeps seminar
Me: when ?
Eesha: tom
Me: evening 6 pm ?
Eesha: causes of genetic mutations
no... morn
Me: i come office around 9.30 in mrng, whn will u come?
Eesha: lesc man... ve got exam... no tym at all. ll chk up soon
Me: u knw u look exactly like a typical south indian actress :P
hott
Eesha: wht!!!!
Me!!! uhhhhh.....
f9
Me: maybe in western outfits u ll be different
Eesha: wat d fuck.... dnt tell me i luk lik sme pro actin in those movies
shitt!!!!!
Me: showie showie
Eesha: wat man...
Me: i talked bout looks sweetheart :)
Eesha: uhhh
Me: nt tht u r like them :)
Eesha: uhhhhh,,,, watever
i'm quite fair actually... contrary 2 popular belief bout southies
in fact nobody believes am southie
Me: ohh thts great thn
so u mean u look like tht fresh photo after bath
Eesha: nt just bath... always wen i'm f9
tat photo was taken in a party, no makeup... i am bit allergic 2 make up
chalo leave
Me: Me too gotta smoke :)
Eesha: ok i got wrk man ll logout now...
cya tc…
Tuesday, 11 May 2010
here we r now, entertain us
24th January, 2008
me: why didnt you miss call :(
Chitra: when? i was online for 10 mins, on my friend's pc. mine was away, came just now. n last night i was out to have dinner with friends n havent been online at all
me: i saw ur reply at 9.55… what was that?
Chitra: u asked abt my 2nd bf
me: yes. nohting special. i just wanted to start chat :D
n what bout the msgs on mobile?
Chitra: they were good night ones
me: i sent 3 msgs. what bout the other 2??????
Chitra: what were they about? i got one good night msg 2 times
me: llyingggg.. i wrote i ll not sleep until u give a miss call :)
Chitra: this i saw this morning on my email, not gsm
me: i believe u. so my network didnt send those 2.
its jealous :(
Chitra: i dont kno
me: so u shud ve miss called when u read mail at last :)
Chitra: it was just now n u said u woulnt sleep n u must have slept. so its over now
me: yeah, i m a Hardcore optimist, so i thought u ve not read my msg n i slept thinking bout u :)
n as a fact u had not read :)
Chitra: right
me: n then i had u in dreams :P
Chitra: oh really
me: i swear ! i ve not had a discharge since sm 15 days
Chitra: wow so long
me: really ? i ws biting n licking u from head to
Chitra: nah i dont believe
me: why?
Chitra: that u actually dreamed this
About an hour later
me: u dnt have ur mobile ?
Chitra: why
me: u didnt miss call me :(
Chitra: why to miss call???
me: got my msg or not?
Chitra: no
me: ok leave it then, u ve no mercy.
Chitra: what mercy what ur talking about
me: a miss call :)
u know smtimes very little things can make us so happy.
Chitra: didnt know u wanted
me: i Need it.
Chitra: im not a charitable association thou mehul sometimes says i am
me: miss call me now.
Chitra: why
me: coz i love u
Chitra: very sweet of u but i cant do such things without good reasons. u might want many things but it doesnt mean im willing to do them
14 minutes later
me: gussa ho?
r u angry? u r still so proud
so tell me bout ur outings bfore 18 :)
Chitra: no im not angry
didnt have
me: what u didnt have? keyboard :D
Chitra: outings b4 18
Yes. keyboard. u better behave
i dont like ur feeling of - i will do what i want n no one can stop me
me: cant say a PJ :) ????
Chitra: or, i can talk anything without thinking
me: so tum gussa ho
Chitra: no im not angry. im simply telling u
15 minutes later
me: tell me any one name of Indian Girl which doesnot Contain any of Vowel...i.e. a,e,o,u,i.......???
Chitra: i dont know such
me: so what u usually do on a date?
Chitra: i thought u r gonna say such time
me: dating is not allowed i n my family
Chitra: sorry i meant name. female name without vowels
me: thats a tough one.i guess no name is possible without vowels :D
Chitra: should be so
me: rnt u bored :)
Chitra: somewhat. i have many other things to do so not much
me: i m totally bored, need entretainment :)
5 minutes later
Chitra: here we r now, entertain us
me: he he he i meant u to entertain me :D
Chitra: im speaking on ur behalf n this is line from a famous song
me: very funny. ystrdy i had chat with Venera
Chitra: wow
and
me:
i love psychiatrists
she's very positive, diff than all girls i chatted bfore.
Chitra: she is italian and has nothing to do with india
me: i need to smoke now, see ya tomorrow good night
Chitra: bye
me: why didnt you miss call :(
Chitra: when? i was online for 10 mins, on my friend's pc. mine was away, came just now. n last night i was out to have dinner with friends n havent been online at all
me: i saw ur reply at 9.55… what was that?
Chitra: u asked abt my 2nd bf
me: yes. nohting special. i just wanted to start chat :D
n what bout the msgs on mobile?
Chitra: they were good night ones
me: i sent 3 msgs. what bout the other 2??????
Chitra: what were they about? i got one good night msg 2 times
me: llyingggg.. i wrote i ll not sleep until u give a miss call :)
Chitra: this i saw this morning on my email, not gsm
me: i believe u. so my network didnt send those 2.
its jealous :(
Chitra: i dont kno
me: so u shud ve miss called when u read mail at last :)
Chitra: it was just now n u said u woulnt sleep n u must have slept. so its over now
me: yeah, i m a Hardcore optimist, so i thought u ve not read my msg n i slept thinking bout u :)
n as a fact u had not read :)
Chitra: right
me: n then i had u in dreams :P
Chitra: oh really
me: i swear ! i ve not had a discharge since sm 15 days
Chitra: wow so long
me: really ? i ws biting n licking u from head to
Chitra: nah i dont believe
me: why?
Chitra: that u actually dreamed this
About an hour later
me: u dnt have ur mobile ?
Chitra: why
me: u didnt miss call me :(
Chitra: why to miss call???
me: got my msg or not?
Chitra: no
me: ok leave it then, u ve no mercy.
Chitra: what mercy what ur talking about
me: a miss call :)
u know smtimes very little things can make us so happy.
Chitra: didnt know u wanted
me: i Need it.
Chitra: im not a charitable association thou mehul sometimes says i am
me: miss call me now.
Chitra: why
me: coz i love u
Chitra: very sweet of u but i cant do such things without good reasons. u might want many things but it doesnt mean im willing to do them
14 minutes later
me: gussa ho?
r u angry? u r still so proud
so tell me bout ur outings bfore 18 :)
Chitra: no im not angry
didnt have
me: what u didnt have? keyboard :D
Chitra: outings b4 18
Yes. keyboard. u better behave
i dont like ur feeling of - i will do what i want n no one can stop me
me: cant say a PJ :) ????
Chitra: or, i can talk anything without thinking
me: so tum gussa ho
Chitra: no im not angry. im simply telling u
15 minutes later
me: tell me any one name of Indian Girl which doesnot Contain any of Vowel...i.e. a,e,o,u,i.......???
Chitra: i dont know such
me: so what u usually do on a date?
Chitra: i thought u r gonna say such time
me: dating is not allowed i n my family
Chitra: sorry i meant name. female name without vowels
me: thats a tough one.i guess no name is possible without vowels :D
Chitra: should be so
me: rnt u bored :)
Chitra: somewhat. i have many other things to do so not much
me: i m totally bored, need entretainment :)
5 minutes later
Chitra: here we r now, entertain us
me: he he he i meant u to entertain me :D
Chitra: im speaking on ur behalf n this is line from a famous song
me: very funny. ystrdy i had chat with Venera
Chitra: wow
and
me:
i love psychiatrists
she's very positive, diff than all girls i chatted bfore.
Chitra: she is italian and has nothing to do with india
me: i need to smoke now, see ya tomorrow good night
Chitra: bye
Monday, 10 May 2010
First Ex ReVisited
23rd January, 2008
me: hw's your finger ?:P
Chitra: my pc is not working n im very sad so no mood
me: to chat or to work :D
Chitra: my pc is not working, i m using my colleague's one bcos she went out but when comes back, which is soon, i will move :(
me: n i will cry..seems like pc is jealous of u :)
Chitra: yeah sure. i had very funny dream that my colleague keeps repeating to me how beautiful i am and one more, i was checking my first ex's some homepage that i found
me: boss around
Chitra: :)
me: who's that colleague??
Chitra: the girl sitting opposite me
me: thats good. first ex :D
hw many r there? n hw many categories ??????????
Chitra: dont u know?? i thought all my chat friends know my past ones. i know in india people never speak about their pre-marriage relations :) but here its very normal
me: n i want to know all of em :)
Chitra: they r too many
me: i ve got plenty of time :)
Chitra: i got 2 bfs n many many i have been out with n dated that i dont know the count
me: nw i m jealous of u :(
i ve got none here n u ve fucked the whole city i guess :D
Chitra: no i haven’t. only my sweetest husband
me: ohh
oho i mean so u were just hanging out with bfs. :)
thats like a good girl :D
Chitra: yes kind of
me: many indians i guess.
Chitra: no. only my exes n they were born n raised outside India. husband is the only real Indian. the rest r locals whom i dated b4 coming to india
me: so when it started? i mean age?
Chitra: 18 i think. b4 that were childish things but i got my first kiss on 5 :P
me: i hope it was childish !
Chitra: yes yes
me: to kya faayda lol
when was the first REAL one?
Chitra: on 18
me: thats very late for an outgoing girl like u, u r lying :(
Chitra: im not. i was little different in teen years. i was proud and stupid.. very stupid :)
there was one guy in my class. he started liking me from the first day n till last day, 5 years n during the classes he kept staring at me all the time. he told others he likes me a lot n wants us to be close. i was waiting waiting for him to come n tell me :)
he didn’t. i got angry with him n started hating him. at the end when we were graduating i realized i have really liked him a lot n actually the prob was i was never friendly with him, always acting proud and rude. n he was simply scared
me: exactlly like me ;) still i declared that i love u :)
Chitra: this is different besides im not rude or proud
Me: if u were very stupid, i was grand father of all stupids :)
Chitra: bad. one has to improve. i m so angry with me that i didnt realize that im stupid b4 i became 18.
me: actually its natural. one has to be childish at that age. u cant become mature soon and loose that fun :)
Chitra: im going
me: why? ok i ll have a smoke too :)
me: hw's your finger ?:P
Chitra: my pc is not working n im very sad so no mood
me: to chat or to work :D
Chitra: my pc is not working, i m using my colleague's one bcos she went out but when comes back, which is soon, i will move :(
me: n i will cry..seems like pc is jealous of u :)
Chitra: yeah sure. i had very funny dream that my colleague keeps repeating to me how beautiful i am and one more, i was checking my first ex's some homepage that i found
me: boss around
Chitra: :)
me: who's that colleague??
Chitra: the girl sitting opposite me
me: thats good. first ex :D
hw many r there? n hw many categories ??????????
Chitra: dont u know?? i thought all my chat friends know my past ones. i know in india people never speak about their pre-marriage relations :) but here its very normal
me: n i want to know all of em :)
Chitra: they r too many
me: i ve got plenty of time :)
Chitra: i got 2 bfs n many many i have been out with n dated that i dont know the count
me: nw i m jealous of u :(
i ve got none here n u ve fucked the whole city i guess :D
Chitra: no i haven’t. only my sweetest husband
me: ohh
oho i mean so u were just hanging out with bfs. :)
thats like a good girl :D
Chitra: yes kind of
me: many indians i guess.
Chitra: no. only my exes n they were born n raised outside India. husband is the only real Indian. the rest r locals whom i dated b4 coming to india
me: so when it started? i mean age?
Chitra: 18 i think. b4 that were childish things but i got my first kiss on 5 :P
me: i hope it was childish !
Chitra: yes yes
me: to kya faayda lol
when was the first REAL one?
Chitra: on 18
me: thats very late for an outgoing girl like u, u r lying :(
Chitra: im not. i was little different in teen years. i was proud and stupid.. very stupid :)
there was one guy in my class. he started liking me from the first day n till last day, 5 years n during the classes he kept staring at me all the time. he told others he likes me a lot n wants us to be close. i was waiting waiting for him to come n tell me :)
he didn’t. i got angry with him n started hating him. at the end when we were graduating i realized i have really liked him a lot n actually the prob was i was never friendly with him, always acting proud and rude. n he was simply scared
me: exactlly like me ;) still i declared that i love u :)
Chitra: this is different besides im not rude or proud
Me: if u were very stupid, i was grand father of all stupids :)
Chitra: bad. one has to improve. i m so angry with me that i didnt realize that im stupid b4 i became 18.
me: actually its natural. one has to be childish at that age. u cant become mature soon and loose that fun :)
Chitra: im going
me: why? ok i ll have a smoke too :)
Friday, 7 May 2010
Shukra Dosh
30th September, 2009
me: hello
Rati: hii
"ur friend paresh is doing adult post in my sis`s scrap book... it will be helpful for me if u can stop him.... its a request "
me: wht rubbish :( whn did u get this ?
Rati: dnt knw, in my spam
me: chk time. ystrdy i replied him tht we were just chatting nd nw i m not scraping or msging her at all
Rati: k.. bt plz stop all dis. dis is the 3rd time ive got a complaint against "your frnd paresh"
me: ok i knw
Rati: :(
me: who ws tht ?
Rati: whch 1?
me: who complained to u bout me ?
Rati: sme guy
me: who? sandeep ?
Rati: guys frm the community..
no i dnt remember nor do i hav the profile links
me: anyw i dont care
Rati: but i do
me: see my purpose is fun only
Rati: ...
me: if i tease its in friendly manner. if someone's really hurt i leave it
Rati: but people dnt take it tht way
me: they too reply in hurting manner. they need to grow up :) i neva complain
Rati: k
me: he said me tht he filed compalain in google :D
Rati: hmm
me: wht fool
Rati: ...?
me: its simple to ignore me on orkut.. why bother bout complains :D
khali baitha hai kya wo
Rati: hmm k forget it
me: u knw she kept replying me for 2 days in my scrap book
Rati: ohh? tumhare scraps me hai kya uske scraps abhi bhi?
me: usne delete karne ke baad complain ki :(
she ws responding me otherwise why shud i keep messaging her ?
Rati: hmm right mujhe pehle aisa hi laga tha
me: at least 10 times she scraped me. if she hates me so much she should hv stopped very soon
Rati: hmm
me: my google account is still on :)
Rati: :) so wat else? hw ws weekend?
me: boring
Rati: kk y? kya kiya?
me: sleeping, tallking to myself thn watching movie, shopping
Rati: whch 1? kya ki shopping?
me: wts your rashi :D
Rati: :) hw ws it?
me: good.. so many priyankas :P
Rati: kaunsi wali achhi lagi tumhe? :)
me: 2 or 3 first one ws sanjna
Rati: ?? batao to
me: thn bhavna
Rati: kaunsi raashi hai uski?
me: thn tht colg girl too.. bhavna=dhanu
Rati: sanjana matlab?
me: naam hai lol
Rati: arre
me: jo party me mili thi wo
Rati: rashi kaunsi hai uski?
me: i dunno.. s wali hai
Rati: aquarian?
me: u cn find
Rati: s wali?
me: bt u knw one thing
Rati: ....
me: there's one chandrika too
Rati: k...
me: my mom's name is chandrika :D
Rati: :)
me: hv u ever heard this name ?
Rati: wo bhi traditional hai na?
yes.. not an uncommon name
me: :( it is uncommon
Rati: no..
me: for movies :)
Rati: y? oh
me: bt i loved the bhavna the most. she says the hero has got shukra dosh
Rati: bhavna?
me: so his first marriage will fail. he shud hv complete physical relation with someone. thn if he marries it will wrk :D
Rati: oh right the sexy one
ohh.. lol
virgo kaisi lagi? jo doctor hai wo?
me: ohh yes tht also too good so these r the 3 i like :)
Rati: hmm.. :D
mai virgo hu.. isliye was lukin for a guy's point of view :P
me: bt she wants to stay in india
Rati: right
me: bt honey me too virgo :D
Rati: lol
me: by moon shine
Rati: tum bhi virgo ho? same here
me: by birth date its cancer
Rati: yah.. same here ok.. sun sign cancer aur moon sign virgo na?
me: 21st june sm ppl take it in cancer sm in other :(
moon shine is confirmed paresh means kanya :P
Rati: lol isliye u like kanyas so much lol
21st june..
me: rite rite :)
Rati: to tum leo ho sakte ho
me: nt tht
Rati: i got it
me: leo nai aata.. its different
Rati: hw cme? thn ?
me: i cant recall nw
thn u say ?
Rati: i thnk
me: wht ?
Rati: right cancerian
me: bt in past i had seen it different
Rati: hmm.. y?
me: coz its the last day of cancer
Rati: yes
me: sm ppl take it in other rashi
Rati: right
me: which is next ?
Rati: leo
me: or previous ?
Rati: thts y i said tht.. cancer k pehle ki?
i dont knw
me: whch is previous ?
Rati: mithun hogi?
gemini
me: gemini is the correct answer :)
Rati: :) thanku thanku
me: wt bout ur bf
Rati: he is aquarian bdate se aur piscean teethi se
me: lol
Rati: ??
me: i meant wts his news
Rati: ab kya hua?
ohh.. lol kuch nai we mail each oder daily
me: mail ? or chat ?
Rati: mail. wo office mai hota hai nd he calls even
me: mail se kya karte ho :o
Rati: during nights
baate
me: kya baate karogi
7 minutes later
Rati: there?
hello?
me: hello
Rati: hii
"ur friend paresh is doing adult post in my sis`s scrap book... it will be helpful for me if u can stop him.... its a request "
me: wht rubbish :( whn did u get this ?
Rati: dnt knw, in my spam
me: chk time. ystrdy i replied him tht we were just chatting nd nw i m not scraping or msging her at all
Rati: k.. bt plz stop all dis. dis is the 3rd time ive got a complaint against "your frnd paresh"
me: ok i knw
Rati: :(
me: who ws tht ?
Rati: whch 1?
me: who complained to u bout me ?
Rati: sme guy
me: who? sandeep ?
Rati: guys frm the community..
no i dnt remember nor do i hav the profile links
me: anyw i dont care
Rati: but i do
me: see my purpose is fun only
Rati: ...
me: if i tease its in friendly manner. if someone's really hurt i leave it
Rati: but people dnt take it tht way
me: they too reply in hurting manner. they need to grow up :) i neva complain
Rati: k
me: he said me tht he filed compalain in google :D
Rati: hmm
me: wht fool
Rati: ...?
me: its simple to ignore me on orkut.. why bother bout complains :D
khali baitha hai kya wo
Rati: hmm k forget it
me: u knw she kept replying me for 2 days in my scrap book
Rati: ohh? tumhare scraps me hai kya uske scraps abhi bhi?
me: usne delete karne ke baad complain ki :(
she ws responding me otherwise why shud i keep messaging her ?
Rati: hmm right mujhe pehle aisa hi laga tha
me: at least 10 times she scraped me. if she hates me so much she should hv stopped very soon
Rati: hmm
me: my google account is still on :)
Rati: :) so wat else? hw ws weekend?
me: boring
Rati: kk y? kya kiya?
me: sleeping, tallking to myself thn watching movie, shopping
Rati: whch 1? kya ki shopping?
me: wts your rashi :D
Rati: :) hw ws it?
me: good.. so many priyankas :P
Rati: kaunsi wali achhi lagi tumhe? :)
me: 2 or 3 first one ws sanjna
Rati: ?? batao to
me: thn bhavna
Rati: kaunsi raashi hai uski?
me: thn tht colg girl too.. bhavna=dhanu
Rati: sanjana matlab?
me: naam hai lol
Rati: arre
me: jo party me mili thi wo
Rati: rashi kaunsi hai uski?
me: i dunno.. s wali hai
Rati: aquarian?
me: u cn find
Rati: s wali?
me: bt u knw one thing
Rati: ....
me: there's one chandrika too
Rati: k...
me: my mom's name is chandrika :D
Rati: :)
me: hv u ever heard this name ?
Rati: wo bhi traditional hai na?
yes.. not an uncommon name
me: :( it is uncommon
Rati: no..
me: for movies :)
Rati: y? oh
me: bt i loved the bhavna the most. she says the hero has got shukra dosh
Rati: bhavna?
me: so his first marriage will fail. he shud hv complete physical relation with someone. thn if he marries it will wrk :D
Rati: oh right the sexy one
ohh.. lol
virgo kaisi lagi? jo doctor hai wo?
me: ohh yes tht also too good so these r the 3 i like :)
Rati: hmm.. :D
mai virgo hu.. isliye was lukin for a guy's point of view :P
me: bt she wants to stay in india
Rati: right
me: bt honey me too virgo :D
Rati: lol
me: by moon shine
Rati: tum bhi virgo ho? same here
me: by birth date its cancer
Rati: yah.. same here ok.. sun sign cancer aur moon sign virgo na?
me: 21st june sm ppl take it in cancer sm in other :(
moon shine is confirmed paresh means kanya :P
Rati: lol isliye u like kanyas so much lol
21st june..
me: rite rite :)
Rati: to tum leo ho sakte ho
me: nt tht
Rati: i got it
me: leo nai aata.. its different
Rati: hw cme? thn ?
me: i cant recall nw
thn u say ?
Rati: i thnk
me: wht ?
Rati: right cancerian
me: bt in past i had seen it different
Rati: hmm.. y?
me: coz its the last day of cancer
Rati: yes
me: sm ppl take it in other rashi
Rati: right
me: which is next ?
Rati: leo
me: or previous ?
Rati: thts y i said tht.. cancer k pehle ki?
i dont knw
me: whch is previous ?
Rati: mithun hogi?
gemini
me: gemini is the correct answer :)
Rati: :) thanku thanku
me: wt bout ur bf
Rati: he is aquarian bdate se aur piscean teethi se
me: lol
Rati: ??
me: i meant wts his news
Rati: ab kya hua?
ohh.. lol kuch nai we mail each oder daily
me: mail ? or chat ?
Rati: mail. wo office mai hota hai nd he calls even
me: mail se kya karte ho :o
Rati: during nights
baate
me: kya baate karogi
7 minutes later
Rati: there?
hello?
Saturday, 1 May 2010
tum sunte hi nahi
2nd December, 2008
prachi: hellozz jee kaise ho
me: hii sweetie
prachi: hmm hiessss
me: kahan thi itne din ?
prachi: yahi the, main actually raat mai online aati hun na.. aur app us waqt nhi hote
me: aata hu main bhi kabhi kabhi 9 se 10 bt never saw u
prachi: ohh
me: :)
prachi: hum 10 k baad aate hai hard luck,.....
me: mere ghar pc thodi hai
prachi: hmm haan je samajh sakte hai hum
me: still my pc nt wrkng :D
prachi: hmmm it wont yaara drivers nhi hoge toh kaise work karenga
me: yeah it was there bt i think in error
prachi: wt kaisa error ???
me: to experiment karne me i removed
prachi: ??? kya
me: nw its nt finding realtech driver on pc :(
prachi: be clear
ohh
bapre tum kisi software engg ko consult karo na
me: its quite clear. lagta hai kisi ko bulana padega
prachi: main kabse keh rhi hun
me: i reinstalled win98
prachi: tum sunte he nhi
me: bt nt wrkng yet
prachi: formatting karne se kuch nhi hoga
me: ndishlp.sys file missing thi fir ek baar aaya
prachi: google search maaro na
me: dhcpcvc.dll missing aur icmp.dll missing
prachi: are google search karke dekho may b u wll find
me: i found dll files
prachi: install kariyo na
me: bt the first thing is realtech driver. thts nt wrkng dont knw wy
prachi: search kariyo uski
kuch hua
me: its downloaded already. actually m busy in trading nw :D
prachi: ohh ok ok tk cr carry on
me: kya care karu? m losing :(
prachi: hmm
me: market is down bt my shares rising
prachi: ohhhhhhh
me: nd m losing
kismet :D
prachi: hahhaa
me: mere saath hi aisa kyu hota hai ?
prachi: ohhh udaas mat ho
me: bt this is nt fair
prachi: hmm chal bye i wannah leave tk carewaa buh bieeee
3rd December, 2008
me: hii sweetie
prachi: hellozz itni raat gaye online
me: abhi to 10 baje hai :D
prachi: hmm usually aap hote nhi ho na isliye pucha
me: office me aaj to net hi band tha to abhi aaya
prachi: ohh okezz dinr hua
me: ha
prachi: nice
me: nice to nahi tha par thik tha :D
5th December, 2008
me: hii sweetie
prachi: hies hey nice scrap...thnksss...
me: kal i saw u ol bt i was about to leave
prachi: hmm even i was bizzi..answers search kar rahi the... aaj exm the na....isliyee....
me: hw boring
prachi: why...?? :O
me: exams i mean
prachi: hmm haan woh toh hai
me: i hate to read and remember
prachi: bt kya kare... kudrat ka niyam hai ...nibhana padenga
me: kudrat ka :D
kudrat ka niyam to hai bhookh pyaas sex sleep :P
prachi: kyu daat dikha rhe ho
huh fir shuru
me: kudrat ke niyam ye hai
prachi: huh
me: studies nahi
prachi: tumse behas karna fijul hai..
chalo byee me leaving, padhay karni hai, tk cr see yaa
me: photo kiski hai ye ?
prachi: genelia kyu
me: thought so. i dont like her
prachi: ok fine bye
me: i like priyanka
6th December, 2008
me: hello sexy
prachi: huh shut up
me: lolz thnk you hv u heard tht song frm dostana :P shut up and bounce :D
gussa ho ?
prachi: nhi toh kya
me: bolti kyu nai fir
prachi: kyu bolu
me: kuchh bhi. i like ur cute voice :P
fir tune voice nai bheji :(
prachi: hmm tune mangi the kya
me: ek baar tune bheji thi wo blank thi na ?
prachi: nai woh galti se send ho gye the
me: sunu kya ?
prachi: kya
me: blank hai ye to :x fir send karo
prachi: kyu
me: bachho ko darane bajuwale k :D
prachi: huh fir toh mai kabhi na bheju
me: ok ok mere liye bas :P
prachi: never...
me: google talk pe bologi ? to call karu ?
prachi: kya
me: i mean i ll call u.. tum hello hw r u paresh bologi ?
prachi: nhi
me: to fir record karke bhejo na. kisi bhi achhi voice wali ladki ki voice :D
kho gayee ?
prachi: na
me: to kya kar rhai thi?
in the evening of the same day
me: hii beautiful jaldi bolo time kam hai
prachi: kya
me: kya kar rhai ho itni raat
prachi: bhajan.
aur tum?
me: lolz sahi hai. m reading frm savitabhabhi.com. check out..very funny
prachi: hmm kya
okk
shut up go to hell
me: sorry tune to kaha bhajan..so i had to show it :D
prachi: hellozz jee kaise ho
me: hii sweetie
prachi: hmm hiessss
me: kahan thi itne din ?
prachi: yahi the, main actually raat mai online aati hun na.. aur app us waqt nhi hote
me: aata hu main bhi kabhi kabhi 9 se 10 bt never saw u
prachi: ohh
me: :)
prachi: hum 10 k baad aate hai hard luck,.....
me: mere ghar pc thodi hai
prachi: hmm haan je samajh sakte hai hum
me: still my pc nt wrkng :D
prachi: hmmm it wont yaara drivers nhi hoge toh kaise work karenga
me: yeah it was there bt i think in error
prachi: wt kaisa error ???
me: to experiment karne me i removed
prachi: ??? kya
me: nw its nt finding realtech driver on pc :(
prachi: be clear
ohh
bapre tum kisi software engg ko consult karo na
me: its quite clear. lagta hai kisi ko bulana padega
prachi: main kabse keh rhi hun
me: i reinstalled win98
prachi: tum sunte he nhi
me: bt nt wrkng yet
prachi: formatting karne se kuch nhi hoga
me: ndishlp.sys file missing thi fir ek baar aaya
prachi: google search maaro na
me: dhcpcvc.dll missing aur icmp.dll missing
prachi: are google search karke dekho may b u wll find
me: i found dll files
prachi: install kariyo na
me: bt the first thing is realtech driver. thts nt wrkng dont knw wy
prachi: search kariyo uski
kuch hua
me: its downloaded already. actually m busy in trading nw :D
prachi: ohh ok ok tk cr carry on
me: kya care karu? m losing :(
prachi: hmm
me: market is down bt my shares rising
prachi: ohhhhhhh
me: nd m losing
kismet :D
prachi: hahhaa
me: mere saath hi aisa kyu hota hai ?
prachi: ohhh udaas mat ho
me: bt this is nt fair
prachi: hmm chal bye i wannah leave tk carewaa buh bieeee
3rd December, 2008
me: hii sweetie
prachi: hellozz itni raat gaye online
me: abhi to 10 baje hai :D
prachi: hmm usually aap hote nhi ho na isliye pucha
me: office me aaj to net hi band tha to abhi aaya
prachi: ohh okezz dinr hua
me: ha
prachi: nice
me: nice to nahi tha par thik tha :D
5th December, 2008
me: hii sweetie
prachi: hies hey nice scrap...thnksss...
me: kal i saw u ol bt i was about to leave
prachi: hmm even i was bizzi..answers search kar rahi the... aaj exm the na....isliyee....
me: hw boring
prachi: why...?? :O
me: exams i mean
prachi: hmm haan woh toh hai
me: i hate to read and remember
prachi: bt kya kare... kudrat ka niyam hai ...nibhana padenga
me: kudrat ka :D
kudrat ka niyam to hai bhookh pyaas sex sleep :P
prachi: kyu daat dikha rhe ho
huh fir shuru
me: kudrat ke niyam ye hai
prachi: huh
me: studies nahi
prachi: tumse behas karna fijul hai..
chalo byee me leaving, padhay karni hai, tk cr see yaa
me: photo kiski hai ye ?
prachi: genelia kyu
me: thought so. i dont like her
prachi: ok fine bye
me: i like priyanka
6th December, 2008
me: hello sexy
prachi: huh shut up
me: lolz thnk you hv u heard tht song frm dostana :P shut up and bounce :D
gussa ho ?
prachi: nhi toh kya
me: bolti kyu nai fir
prachi: kyu bolu
me: kuchh bhi. i like ur cute voice :P
fir tune voice nai bheji :(
prachi: hmm tune mangi the kya
me: ek baar tune bheji thi wo blank thi na ?
prachi: nai woh galti se send ho gye the
me: sunu kya ?
prachi: kya
me: blank hai ye to :x fir send karo
prachi: kyu
me: bachho ko darane bajuwale k :D
prachi: huh fir toh mai kabhi na bheju
me: ok ok mere liye bas :P
prachi: never...
me: google talk pe bologi ? to call karu ?
prachi: kya
me: i mean i ll call u.. tum hello hw r u paresh bologi ?
prachi: nhi
me: to fir record karke bhejo na. kisi bhi achhi voice wali ladki ki voice :D
kho gayee ?
prachi: na
me: to kya kar rhai thi?
in the evening of the same day
me: hii beautiful jaldi bolo time kam hai
prachi: kya
me: kya kar rhai ho itni raat
prachi: bhajan.
aur tum?
me: lolz sahi hai. m reading frm savitabhabhi.com. check out..very funny
prachi: hmm kya
okk
shut up go to hell
me: sorry tune to kaha bhajan..so i had to show it :D
Monday, 26 April 2010
if vodka ws water...
19th September, 2008
Shilpa: heyo...ssup dude?
me: just a minute
Shilpa: k hai
me: so kya kar rahi thi pura din ?
Shilpa: why...u miss me :D
me: u knw it :)
Shilpa: was in college..its raining whole day..
me: here too.. today its taken break btw
Shilpa: :D
me: m going to out for 6 weeks :(
Shilpa: yeh u told me.. so hw ws ur day..i'm v happy today..
me: did u hv sex ?
Shilpa: whole day raining..papers bhi achhe the aaj k..cantine main bhi bahot maja aya..
oye :
nai..
nd nw m feeling cold...i lov dis atmosphere..
me: cold :P
Shilpa: pata nai log bimar kyun pad jate hai :
me: wht ? kaun bimaaar pada ?
Shilpa: some f ma frnds
me: bheegne par risk rehta hai
Shilpa: main toh din main 2 bar bhig chuki hoon..
me: hw sexy..missed it. photo khincke laga na :P
ye kya likha hai pic me? nthng 's readable :D
Shilpa: hehe..par main tranperant top nai pahanti.. :P
me: no prob u knw all's same under top. koi bhi model dekh lo :D
wht matters is face :)
Shilpa: If vodka ws a water nd..i was a duck..i'd swim to the bottom..nd never come up..bt vodka's nt a water nd m nt a duck..so slide me a bottle and shut d fuck up.. :D
me: r u drunk sweetie :P
Shilpa: nah..nt nw
me: sry..so u wrote the pic's msg :D
u love vodka ?
Shilpa: yup.. :D
me: talli gf i got :P hw exciting :P exams on?
Shilpa: lolz..m nt ur galfrnd
yup..
me: still chatting on :)
Shilpa: kal english ka paper hai :D
me: english, stop kidding..engg me english ????
btw i got a confession today. plz forgive me
Shilpa: yup..bsc 2nd yr..ek lang. paper hota hai..
me: so its bsc not BE or BTech :)
Shilpa: yup..as i told u
me: so i was telling bout confession
Shilpa: tello
me: lol really u r in rocking mood :P
Shilpa: yeah baby.. k u continue..
me: so when i tell u I love u i mean it. sure i meant it by heart :) bt about marriage i lied. i cant decide that easily :)
Shilpa: hmmm...
me: hope u wont mind the flirting :P
Shilpa: sometimes yes..
me: i prefer fair girl with good height, honestly
means? u mind?
Shilpa: ok :) sometimes..
me: tell me if u r hurt. i say whtever comes to mind while flirting :D
Shilpa: k
me: hw much u drank today :P
Shilpa: kuch bhi nahi..
me: sachhi ?
Shilpa: yes
me: then it must be last night :P
right ?
Shilpa: kal bhi nai
me: ok fine so m judging it wrong then. i felt like you r high today :D
Shilpa: hehe..nd why is dat..
me: by sm of ur talk and sm of my instincts..
I ll be very lonely in m.p. phone no. dogi?
Shilpa: noh.. :
me: this stratingt face makes me real tense :(
dont knw wht to say :D u said no for phn ?
Shilpa: yesh..
me: u r drunk i tell u babay..u never make spelling mistake like in yesh :D
Shilpa: nah..told u m in gud mood today..i talk lyk dis..
me: think u hv practiced chatting a lot..developed ur language really well, isnt it :)
Shilpa: wat lang. ? :D
me: see ur msgs are very systematic, same spellings same shrot forms like dat, sry u use ..
Shilpa: nd?
me: maybe the timing of replying, teasing boys :P
Shilpa: main kaha tease karti hoon :(
me: its nt that teasing is bad :D
Shilpa: nah na teasing z nt gud :P
me: then u wont look u r age ...18 :P
Shilpa: :
me: i want to marry you :)
Shilpa: i kw :P
me: i mean seriously :D ok i love you :)
Shilpa: i know :P
me: its good to hv wife 10 yrs younger, u can hv sex even when u r 50 :P
hey u never say bout ur parents and siblings ??
Shilpa: really? ohhk..
me: what bout second question ??
Shilpa: wht abt dat..i think i do.talk
me: no never. i dont knw anythng
Shilpa: hmm..ok
me: tello :D
Shilpa: hmm..u kw i've elder sis..rite?
me: elder? ok i knw one sis
Shilpa: i remember..bataya tha..sab..
see u dnt remember.. ma talks :(( :
me: no sweetheart, u only told bout one sister. elder i doubt. nd whta bout mom dad ?
nthng i m sure :)
hw's my status :P
Shilpa: hmm..wat abt dem..k i remem..u asked me questions lyk..wat de do...ur mama'z gal or papa'z gal..
me: thts fine. i mean practically wat they do etc :)
Shilpa: status..yeh..gud
me: one more proof of rock on based on my life :P
Shilpa: owsome song na..
me: too good. its so soothing. the best of album
Shilpa: bt movie main match nai hota hai..wrong timing
me: think the affair btwn them is missing. it shud be placed when they were nt married nd having affair
Shilpa: hmm..
me: bt screenplay didnt hv it :P so wat we were discussing originally :D
Shilpa: dat u lov me :P
lolz..
me: as u please. guess u dont like to talk ur family :)
just like me :D
Shilpa: yea.. wait kariyo..
me: hv to leave early. u knw the looong journey tomorrow :(
gotta pack nd all that
Shilpa: ohh..k so u leaving nw?
me: i ve done almost no preparations, i ll be there for 6 weeks, cant come back till nov 1
Shilpa: ooho..prob nai..u cn leave wenever u wnt
me: i so hate to leave u. vaise kuchh karna nahi hai just verify karna hai, kuchh bhool to nahi raha le jaane ka :D
Shilpa: itsh v cold here..pata nai sweater kaha rakh diya..wait
me: sweater? must be cold. i m taking my sweater nd nw i think denim ki jacket bhi :P
actually i live alone as u knw to mere sarkari flat me sirf kapde aur thode bartan hai so what i ll do is just scan whole the flat. i dont thnk i can miss anythng frm inside the flat :)
plus ill take my ATM and credit cards. tht solves almost all probs :P
Shilpa: ha aur bata..kar li sab packing shacking..?
me: karna kya hai, jitne kapde hai sab lekar bag me dalunga aru stationki aur :D
Shilpa: aur thik se rahiyo..training bhi thik se kariyo..:D
me: hw far is pune frm there?
Shilpa: waise kaisi traning hai yeh
me: can i come to meet :P
Shilpa: jabalpur kaha hai?
me: think its on eastern end of madhya pradesh, close to khajuraho :P
Shilpa: nah pune z far..frm mp :P
me: if its less thn 500 km, i can try :)
i ll hv holiday on sunday
Shilpa: hmm...
me: its amost 1000 km frm here. just kidding. u think i ve got guts to meet you :D ??
Shilpa: hmm..dunno.. :P
me: thts tough to go and meet a chat frnd :)
Shilpa: yeah..it z
me: think i wont get pc there, lectures honge, so i ll be online only in the evening
Shilpa: lectures :D
me: btw hw old is ur sis? she has orkut account ?
bol na..
ok see ya tomorrow, bbye kehna hai to kal 3 baje se pehle online aana :)
good night
Shilpa: shez 21
me: sexy like you ? link dogi :P
Shilpa: link kya karni hai..
me: to invite :)
Shilpa: unknowns ko add nai karti hai.. :
me: let me try.
bt u do :P
Shilpa: its f no use
me: why? she’s married ?
Shilpa: yup..i do..
nah..
me: then she's a better candidate. u r very small :P
looks me ? worse or better then u ?
Shilpa: hehe..why ur askin abt her :
me: shudnt i ?
Shilpa: noh :
me: k fine. u look quite mysterious thts wy. if i knw more things n ppl around u, it will give a better picture..plus mayb i get another gf :D
Shilpa: another? ;)
i'm nt ur galfrnd : : :
me: why u keep hurting me? bachhe ko khush karne ko jhooth nahi bol sakti ?
u r a girl and orkut frnd tht makes u my gf :)
Shilpa: bad logic :
bachha :P
me: hey i got one offer i must tell u. a person frm office told me to send a girl...say prostitute to my flat at night :P
wht u say? good idea? or pathetic :D
ok i crossed limits ...showie showie.. see ya tomorrow hope fully.
sweet dreams hv vodka till u get high :P
dream bout good things, nt me :D
Shilpa: u decide..ur 28
me: thts cool
Shilpa: u dnt need to ask dis to anyone..
me: bt the makes it really tough :( responsibility steals all the fun
Shilpa: bt yeh u crossed limits :(
me: cant ask to mom bout this na :)
Shilpa: hmm...
me: will u marry me after that is what my purpose was :P
or i ll get black listed :(
Shilpa: see waise bhi u kw m nt going to marry u..so i dnt really hv to ans dis... :)
me: i mean will u marry a guy with such habits ? or such reputation ?
Shilpa: hmm..i'm going to do arrange marriage..so...noh..i wont
me: sure? arranged?
Shilpa: yeah
me: guess if u dont find smone suitable like me? then? i mean like i m nt able to find the arranged way
Shilpa: nah..strictly...m gonna marry ma moms choice..
me: anywy its really late. i planned to leave at 5 30 today bt i cant leave u so :)
bbye :)
Shilpa: k sweetie
me: baby nahi kahogi :D
Shilpa: hehe k..tk cr ma sweet little baby..
me: kya jamana aa gaya hai 18 saal ki umar me 28 saal ka bachha lol
Shilpa: :P dnt tk it literally.. its jus dat dat word sounds gud
gaya kya?
allah hafiz..kal ol rahiyo..
Shilpa: heyo...ssup dude?
me: just a minute
Shilpa: k hai
me: so kya kar rahi thi pura din ?
Shilpa: why...u miss me :D
me: u knw it :)
Shilpa: was in college..its raining whole day..
me: here too.. today its taken break btw
Shilpa: :D
me: m going to out for 6 weeks :(
Shilpa: yeh u told me.. so hw ws ur day..i'm v happy today..
me: did u hv sex ?
Shilpa: whole day raining..papers bhi achhe the aaj k..cantine main bhi bahot maja aya..
oye :
nai..
nd nw m feeling cold...i lov dis atmosphere..
me: cold :P
Shilpa: pata nai log bimar kyun pad jate hai :
me: wht ? kaun bimaaar pada ?
Shilpa: some f ma frnds
me: bheegne par risk rehta hai
Shilpa: main toh din main 2 bar bhig chuki hoon..
me: hw sexy..missed it. photo khincke laga na :P
ye kya likha hai pic me? nthng 's readable :D
Shilpa: hehe..par main tranperant top nai pahanti.. :P
me: no prob u knw all's same under top. koi bhi model dekh lo :D
wht matters is face :)
Shilpa: If vodka ws a water nd..i was a duck..i'd swim to the bottom..nd never come up..bt vodka's nt a water nd m nt a duck..so slide me a bottle and shut d fuck up.. :D
me: r u drunk sweetie :P
Shilpa: nah..nt nw
me: sry..so u wrote the pic's msg :D
u love vodka ?
Shilpa: yup.. :D
me: talli gf i got :P hw exciting :P exams on?
Shilpa: lolz..m nt ur galfrnd
yup..
me: still chatting on :)
Shilpa: kal english ka paper hai :D
me: english, stop kidding..engg me english ????
btw i got a confession today. plz forgive me
Shilpa: yup..bsc 2nd yr..ek lang. paper hota hai..
me: so its bsc not BE or BTech :)
Shilpa: yup..as i told u
me: so i was telling bout confession
Shilpa: tello
me: lol really u r in rocking mood :P
Shilpa: yeah baby.. k u continue..
me: so when i tell u I love u i mean it. sure i meant it by heart :) bt about marriage i lied. i cant decide that easily :)
Shilpa: hmmm...
me: hope u wont mind the flirting :P
Shilpa: sometimes yes..
me: i prefer fair girl with good height, honestly
means? u mind?
Shilpa: ok :) sometimes..
me: tell me if u r hurt. i say whtever comes to mind while flirting :D
Shilpa: k
me: hw much u drank today :P
Shilpa: kuch bhi nahi..
me: sachhi ?
Shilpa: yes
me: then it must be last night :P
right ?
Shilpa: kal bhi nai
me: ok fine so m judging it wrong then. i felt like you r high today :D
Shilpa: hehe..nd why is dat..
me: by sm of ur talk and sm of my instincts..
I ll be very lonely in m.p. phone no. dogi?
Shilpa: noh.. :
me: this stratingt face makes me real tense :(
dont knw wht to say :D u said no for phn ?
Shilpa: yesh..
me: u r drunk i tell u babay..u never make spelling mistake like in yesh :D
Shilpa: nah..told u m in gud mood today..i talk lyk dis..
me: think u hv practiced chatting a lot..developed ur language really well, isnt it :)
Shilpa: wat lang. ? :D
me: see ur msgs are very systematic, same spellings same shrot forms like dat, sry u use ..
Shilpa: nd?
me: maybe the timing of replying, teasing boys :P
Shilpa: main kaha tease karti hoon :(
me: its nt that teasing is bad :D
Shilpa: nah na teasing z nt gud :P
me: then u wont look u r age ...18 :P
Shilpa: :
me: i want to marry you :)
Shilpa: i kw :P
me: i mean seriously :D ok i love you :)
Shilpa: i know :P
me: its good to hv wife 10 yrs younger, u can hv sex even when u r 50 :P
hey u never say bout ur parents and siblings ??
Shilpa: really? ohhk..
me: what bout second question ??
Shilpa: wht abt dat..i think i do.talk
me: no never. i dont knw anythng
Shilpa: hmm..ok
me: tello :D
Shilpa: hmm..u kw i've elder sis..rite?
me: elder? ok i knw one sis
Shilpa: i remember..bataya tha..sab..
see u dnt remember.. ma talks :(( :
me: no sweetheart, u only told bout one sister. elder i doubt. nd whta bout mom dad ?
nthng i m sure :)
hw's my status :P
Shilpa: hmm..wat abt dem..k i remem..u asked me questions lyk..wat de do...ur mama'z gal or papa'z gal..
me: thts fine. i mean practically wat they do etc :)
Shilpa: status..yeh..gud
me: one more proof of rock on based on my life :P
Shilpa: owsome song na..
me: too good. its so soothing. the best of album
Shilpa: bt movie main match nai hota hai..wrong timing
me: think the affair btwn them is missing. it shud be placed when they were nt married nd having affair
Shilpa: hmm..
me: bt screenplay didnt hv it :P so wat we were discussing originally :D
Shilpa: dat u lov me :P
lolz..
me: as u please. guess u dont like to talk ur family :)
just like me :D
Shilpa: yea.. wait kariyo..
me: hv to leave early. u knw the looong journey tomorrow :(
gotta pack nd all that
Shilpa: ohh..k so u leaving nw?
me: i ve done almost no preparations, i ll be there for 6 weeks, cant come back till nov 1
Shilpa: ooho..prob nai..u cn leave wenever u wnt
me: i so hate to leave u. vaise kuchh karna nahi hai just verify karna hai, kuchh bhool to nahi raha le jaane ka :D
Shilpa: itsh v cold here..pata nai sweater kaha rakh diya..wait
me: sweater? must be cold. i m taking my sweater nd nw i think denim ki jacket bhi :P
actually i live alone as u knw to mere sarkari flat me sirf kapde aur thode bartan hai so what i ll do is just scan whole the flat. i dont thnk i can miss anythng frm inside the flat :)
plus ill take my ATM and credit cards. tht solves almost all probs :P
Shilpa: ha aur bata..kar li sab packing shacking..?
me: karna kya hai, jitne kapde hai sab lekar bag me dalunga aru stationki aur :D
Shilpa: aur thik se rahiyo..training bhi thik se kariyo..:D
me: hw far is pune frm there?
Shilpa: waise kaisi traning hai yeh
me: can i come to meet :P
Shilpa: jabalpur kaha hai?
me: think its on eastern end of madhya pradesh, close to khajuraho :P
Shilpa: nah pune z far..frm mp :P
me: if its less thn 500 km, i can try :)
i ll hv holiday on sunday
Shilpa: hmm...
me: its amost 1000 km frm here. just kidding. u think i ve got guts to meet you :D ??
Shilpa: hmm..dunno.. :P
me: thts tough to go and meet a chat frnd :)
Shilpa: yeah..it z
me: think i wont get pc there, lectures honge, so i ll be online only in the evening
Shilpa: lectures :D
me: btw hw old is ur sis? she has orkut account ?
bol na..
ok see ya tomorrow, bbye kehna hai to kal 3 baje se pehle online aana :)
good night
Shilpa: shez 21
me: sexy like you ? link dogi :P
Shilpa: link kya karni hai..
me: to invite :)
Shilpa: unknowns ko add nai karti hai.. :
me: let me try.
bt u do :P
Shilpa: its f no use
me: why? she’s married ?
Shilpa: yup..i do..
nah..
me: then she's a better candidate. u r very small :P
looks me ? worse or better then u ?
Shilpa: hehe..why ur askin abt her :
me: shudnt i ?
Shilpa: noh :
me: k fine. u look quite mysterious thts wy. if i knw more things n ppl around u, it will give a better picture..plus mayb i get another gf :D
Shilpa: another? ;)
i'm nt ur galfrnd : : :
me: why u keep hurting me? bachhe ko khush karne ko jhooth nahi bol sakti ?
u r a girl and orkut frnd tht makes u my gf :)
Shilpa: bad logic :
bachha :P
me: hey i got one offer i must tell u. a person frm office told me to send a girl...say prostitute to my flat at night :P
wht u say? good idea? or pathetic :D
ok i crossed limits ...showie showie.. see ya tomorrow hope fully.
sweet dreams hv vodka till u get high :P
dream bout good things, nt me :D
Shilpa: u decide..ur 28
me: thts cool
Shilpa: u dnt need to ask dis to anyone..
me: bt the makes it really tough :( responsibility steals all the fun
Shilpa: bt yeh u crossed limits :(
me: cant ask to mom bout this na :)
Shilpa: hmm...
me: will u marry me after that is what my purpose was :P
or i ll get black listed :(
Shilpa: see waise bhi u kw m nt going to marry u..so i dnt really hv to ans dis... :)
me: i mean will u marry a guy with such habits ? or such reputation ?
Shilpa: hmm..i'm going to do arrange marriage..so...noh..i wont
me: sure? arranged?
Shilpa: yeah
me: guess if u dont find smone suitable like me? then? i mean like i m nt able to find the arranged way
Shilpa: nah..strictly...m gonna marry ma moms choice..
me: anywy its really late. i planned to leave at 5 30 today bt i cant leave u so :)
bbye :)
Shilpa: k sweetie
me: baby nahi kahogi :D
Shilpa: hehe k..tk cr ma sweet little baby..
me: kya jamana aa gaya hai 18 saal ki umar me 28 saal ka bachha lol
Shilpa: :P dnt tk it literally.. its jus dat dat word sounds gud
gaya kya?
allah hafiz..kal ol rahiyo..
Friday, 23 April 2010
men and their amazing abilities
So again it is time to change Sofia's name. Its been about 6 months of chatting so i must had got a very good picture of hers. She'll be called Chitra from now on!!
22nd January, 2008
me: good morning.
Chitra: same to u
me: got my msgs last night?
Chitra: well yes that ur net is like wife
me: n bout the curves :P
didnt get?
Chitra: wait im on phone
me: forever for u
9 minutes later
Chitra: ok. long talk
me: wasnt long by my standard :)
Chitra: well…over 10 mins is long for me...
me: u know indian shares fell massively today n ystdy ? i m buying with whatever money is with me coz everything's sooo cheap :P
Chitra: well ok.. u have right to be childish. so far ur on ur own but when u have wife, kids, u will have to change ur behavior n become responsible.
me: till then, let me enjoy :P
Chitra: ..........
9 minutes later
me: sorry sorry i ve to buy
Chitra: what
me: shares. n what bout venera??
Chitra: what about her? i dont know her. she is just part of the italy group in orkut n i must have seen her profile which made her see mine and she wrote comments. if u mean this.
5 minutes later
me: she'll be chatting with me soon, I invited her :P
so u dont know her much.
Chitra: oho.. no i dont know her at all but judging by her comments on the topics in the italy group she seems very nice
me: she asked for skype n then
Chitra: i see
me: gave me gmail id as i dint know skype :) u know i asked her for psychological help :D
Chitra: like what
me: read in her scrap book, i said my mind is very distorted, i need psychiatrist. thats a fact actually
Chitra: :))
me: means ?
Chitra: everyone needs
me: not all r Paagal like me :D
Chitra: there is one guy who calls me pagal all the time
me: unbelivable, who? u r very sane i think.
Chitra: :) he is one of my suitors. maybe he calls me so bcos i keep repeating to him he looks damn good n i keep staring at his face when he has webcam. but im not sure if this is it
me: n what is it if this is not ?
Chitra: well i dont know why he would call me pagal, but he does very often
me: whoever loves sm1 an d declares it is Pagal, I learnt this from experience :)
Chitra: no its not so. when u love someone it is very natural to declare it, of course there are other conditions one has to see but usually it is the totally normal thing to do. the person is not pagal and actually pagalpan is subjective, if we r not talking about the real medical disease
me: yeah, smtimes when u do smthng that majority of people consider not ok or not profitable rather, u r Paagal :)
6 minutes later
Chitra: gtg to eat
me: k i love u
Chitra: really
me: i ll have tea..
ya,really, practically, theoretically
n yes psychologically too :D
Chitra: psychologically.. interesting. dont know whats that anyway :)
me: im considered insane n u r opposite, so.
Chitra: :)
me: love ur smile too.
Chitra: :))
me: what bout that Paagalpan then :D
oh yes i m changing my dept. news for u. i ll hv to go for tea ( n maybe cigarette)
hv ur lunch :)
r u pregnant ?
Chitra: no im not yet i think
Half an hour later
me: have u been fasting last week ??????
Chitra: why
me: coz u took time to eat.
i might be transferred shortly
Chitra: :D
me: dont know hw much chat will be possible then.
Chitra: ok this fast. alright
me: i guess he wants to stay with her :P
Chitra: well u got to fight for ur right, to stay with her :)
maybe she will be more friendly to him :D
me: she is, seemingly. i dont care. i dont want to stay here.
heloooooooo
Chitra: yeah
me: maybe he wants me away from the curvy lady, thats also a possibility :)
Chitra: who is the curvy lady
me: who else r we talking bout??
Chitra: is she having big curves
me: yeah, quite good.
Chitra: wow
me: slim, good back.
Chitra: what clothes is she wearing
me: bt no boobs
Chitra: does she wear
me: not upto the mark :(
Chitra: :) if she wears shalwar kameez that u cant much judge figure...
me: i dont like her attitude
Chitra: then
me: i can,coz they r made to fit properly :P
Chitra: men..they have amazing abilities. i'll be back in 10 mins
me: still i ve no exact idea of chest, bt i guess its not so attractive.
13 minutes later
me: i ve to leave now. see u tomorrow
Chitra: ok see u
22nd January, 2008
me: good morning.
Chitra: same to u
me: got my msgs last night?
Chitra: well yes that ur net is like wife
me: n bout the curves :P
didnt get?
Chitra: wait im on phone
me: forever for u
9 minutes later
Chitra: ok. long talk
me: wasnt long by my standard :)
Chitra: well…over 10 mins is long for me...
me: u know indian shares fell massively today n ystdy ? i m buying with whatever money is with me coz everything's sooo cheap :P
Chitra: well ok.. u have right to be childish. so far ur on ur own but when u have wife, kids, u will have to change ur behavior n become responsible.
me: till then, let me enjoy :P
Chitra: ..........
9 minutes later
me: sorry sorry i ve to buy
Chitra: what
me: shares. n what bout venera??
Chitra: what about her? i dont know her. she is just part of the italy group in orkut n i must have seen her profile which made her see mine and she wrote comments. if u mean this.
5 minutes later
me: she'll be chatting with me soon, I invited her :P
so u dont know her much.
Chitra: oho.. no i dont know her at all but judging by her comments on the topics in the italy group she seems very nice
me: she asked for skype n then
Chitra: i see
me: gave me gmail id as i dint know skype :) u know i asked her for psychological help :D
Chitra: like what
me: read in her scrap book, i said my mind is very distorted, i need psychiatrist. thats a fact actually
Chitra: :))
me: means ?
Chitra: everyone needs
me: not all r Paagal like me :D
Chitra: there is one guy who calls me pagal all the time
me: unbelivable, who? u r very sane i think.
Chitra: :) he is one of my suitors. maybe he calls me so bcos i keep repeating to him he looks damn good n i keep staring at his face when he has webcam. but im not sure if this is it
me: n what is it if this is not ?
Chitra: well i dont know why he would call me pagal, but he does very often
me: whoever loves sm1 an d declares it is Pagal, I learnt this from experience :)
Chitra: no its not so. when u love someone it is very natural to declare it, of course there are other conditions one has to see but usually it is the totally normal thing to do. the person is not pagal and actually pagalpan is subjective, if we r not talking about the real medical disease
me: yeah, smtimes when u do smthng that majority of people consider not ok or not profitable rather, u r Paagal :)
6 minutes later
Chitra: gtg to eat
me: k i love u
Chitra: really
me: i ll have tea..
ya,really, practically, theoretically
n yes psychologically too :D
Chitra: psychologically.. interesting. dont know whats that anyway :)
me: im considered insane n u r opposite, so.
Chitra: :)
me: love ur smile too.
Chitra: :))
me: what bout that Paagalpan then :D
oh yes i m changing my dept. news for u. i ll hv to go for tea ( n maybe cigarette)
hv ur lunch :)
r u pregnant ?
Chitra: no im not yet i think
Half an hour later
me: have u been fasting last week ??????
Chitra: why
me: coz u took time to eat.
i might be transferred shortly
Chitra: :D
me: dont know hw much chat will be possible then.
Chitra: ok this fast. alright
me: i guess he wants to stay with her :P
Chitra: well u got to fight for ur right, to stay with her :)
maybe she will be more friendly to him :D
me: she is, seemingly. i dont care. i dont want to stay here.
heloooooooo
Chitra: yeah
me: maybe he wants me away from the curvy lady, thats also a possibility :)
Chitra: who is the curvy lady
me: who else r we talking bout??
Chitra: is she having big curves
me: yeah, quite good.
Chitra: wow
me: slim, good back.
Chitra: what clothes is she wearing
me: bt no boobs
Chitra: does she wear
me: not upto the mark :(
Chitra: :) if she wears shalwar kameez that u cant much judge figure...
me: i dont like her attitude
Chitra: then
me: i can,coz they r made to fit properly :P
Chitra: men..they have amazing abilities. i'll be back in 10 mins
me: still i ve no exact idea of chest, bt i guess its not so attractive.
13 minutes later
me: i ve to leave now. see u tomorrow
Chitra: ok see u
Thursday, 22 April 2010
Her View of Herself
21st January, 2008
me: why red signal ???? ruth gayee ho :P
Chitra: dont forget i chat not only to u. if i put something its not personal.
actually i was having some work. office mail was nt working so was using my personal.
me: u r so sincere :D i hope only i was so devoted to duty :)
Chitra: what
me: so did u get my msgs ??? this was the first weekend with cigarettes all day !
Chitra: i got them. i havent been online at all.
so why were u smoking all the time
me: its like a chain reaction, due to effect of smoking, i feel like sooo bored, then to have a high i smoke, it causes more boredom.. kuchh karne ko mann nahi karta
Chitra: yes it is chain reaction. its like a magic circle, u fall once n it is very difficult to go out.
me: help me, suggest smthng.
Chitra: quit smoking :)
me: great, never bfore saw such a solution. to the point.
Chitra: its simple...ur not so addicted yet i suppose so it wont be that hard
me: i know, only thing I need is an alternative activity.
5 minutes later
Chitra: eat fruits or chocolate any time u feel like smoking. ur not faced with fat problem so chocolate could work for u and it gives the boost and mood.
me: i keep chocolate biscuits n use it. bt u know the benefit of smoking? that s to be considered too :)
Chitra: what is it
me: lessens sex drive, to which it has given solution :)
hi soni !
Chitra: sorry gtg to eat.. see u later
me: dont go.
6 minutes later
me: as usual,when it comes to sex, people run away from me :P
38 minutes later
me: welcome bak :)
Chitra: thx
me: so comments ? on my reply ?
Chitra: what reply? i only got - dont go
me: bt u did go. i asked bout the sex thing .
Chitra: ah that.. i dont know
me: i take 7 to 10 a day, already feeling tired all day.
Chitra: well stop it what is ur problem
me: girls :P
7 minutes later
me: basically this is the problem.
8 minutes later
Chitra: i've said it many times, what is the solution from my point of view. get married i mean or another option, find gf
me: till then?
Chitra: from what i know n heard from my friend, indian girls r more dirty-minded n naughty than our girls here, so its not such prob.
me: dirty :P really???
Chitra: yes. he was saying even when he was 15-16 it was full of girls in his village who were ready to have sex. his colleagues, friends, many were having sex regularly with diff people just for the fun.
that b4 marriage.
among the students in his college.
Everywhere.
me: what the hell is this? m i the only one who's not getting it?
kitna anyaay hai? i m waiting since 10 yrs.. all r having it :(
Chitra: i dont know
me: sex just for the fun :D i d love it so much :P
Chitra: u got to be friendly, nice and appeal to the girls which is not so hard.
me: bt what bout that just for fun? it must b without relations n all that. spontaneous.
why hasnt it happend to me?
Chitra: i dont know. maybe ur not the type who inspire this desire in a girl.
me: leave girls, what bout women?
Chitra: its same :)
girls, women, what is the difference
me: women r sexier, dont have fear of sex :P
Chitra: what makes girl a woman
me: i guess we call virgin as girl n others as women. bt smtimes sm r more women sm remain girl life time.
by attitude i mean.
Chitra: oh
me: m i wrong? u explain. generally i go by instinct to judge.
Chitra: i dont know.. im not expert in this topic
me: u r woman,na?
Chitra: no, my view of me is of a girl
me: ohh why do women r sexually more attractive than girls?
achha to tumhara Bal Vivaah hua hai :D
Chitra: come on, it depends.. its very subjective
me: bt my experience is girls dont inspire sex as much as women.
Chitra: in ur opinion girl is something n in mine another.. thats y im saying subjective
6 minutes later
me: so gayyeee? surfing orkut i guess :)
Chitra: no. writing some documents..
me: she told me shut up :(
Chitra: ru nasty with her
me: she didnt replly so I said r u sleeping? then i said “were u dreaming bout me” ?
Chitra: yup u were nasty
me: why? she likes flirts.
Chitra: really
me: read in orkut. i dint talk bout nipple this time :P still she got hot.
me: u know venera?
so gayee kya?
dreamin bout me???gotta leave sm1 is waiting. see u tomrrow good night sweet dreams.. i wish aapke Pati aaj snorr nahi kare :D
me: why red signal ???? ruth gayee ho :P
Chitra: dont forget i chat not only to u. if i put something its not personal.
actually i was having some work. office mail was nt working so was using my personal.
me: u r so sincere :D i hope only i was so devoted to duty :)
Chitra: what
me: so did u get my msgs ??? this was the first weekend with cigarettes all day !
Chitra: i got them. i havent been online at all.
so why were u smoking all the time
me: its like a chain reaction, due to effect of smoking, i feel like sooo bored, then to have a high i smoke, it causes more boredom.. kuchh karne ko mann nahi karta
Chitra: yes it is chain reaction. its like a magic circle, u fall once n it is very difficult to go out.
me: help me, suggest smthng.
Chitra: quit smoking :)
me: great, never bfore saw such a solution. to the point.
Chitra: its simple...ur not so addicted yet i suppose so it wont be that hard
me: i know, only thing I need is an alternative activity.
5 minutes later
Chitra: eat fruits or chocolate any time u feel like smoking. ur not faced with fat problem so chocolate could work for u and it gives the boost and mood.
me: i keep chocolate biscuits n use it. bt u know the benefit of smoking? that s to be considered too :)
Chitra: what is it
me: lessens sex drive, to which it has given solution :)
hi soni !
Chitra: sorry gtg to eat.. see u later
me: dont go.
6 minutes later
me: as usual,when it comes to sex, people run away from me :P
38 minutes later
me: welcome bak :)
Chitra: thx
me: so comments ? on my reply ?
Chitra: what reply? i only got - dont go
me: bt u did go. i asked bout the sex thing .
Chitra: ah that.. i dont know
me: i take 7 to 10 a day, already feeling tired all day.
Chitra: well stop it what is ur problem
me: girls :P
7 minutes later
me: basically this is the problem.
8 minutes later
Chitra: i've said it many times, what is the solution from my point of view. get married i mean or another option, find gf
me: till then?
Chitra: from what i know n heard from my friend, indian girls r more dirty-minded n naughty than our girls here, so its not such prob.
me: dirty :P really???
Chitra: yes. he was saying even when he was 15-16 it was full of girls in his village who were ready to have sex. his colleagues, friends, many were having sex regularly with diff people just for the fun.
that b4 marriage.
among the students in his college.
Everywhere.
me: what the hell is this? m i the only one who's not getting it?
kitna anyaay hai? i m waiting since 10 yrs.. all r having it :(
Chitra: i dont know
me: sex just for the fun :D i d love it so much :P
Chitra: u got to be friendly, nice and appeal to the girls which is not so hard.
me: bt what bout that just for fun? it must b without relations n all that. spontaneous.
why hasnt it happend to me?
Chitra: i dont know. maybe ur not the type who inspire this desire in a girl.
me: leave girls, what bout women?
Chitra: its same :)
girls, women, what is the difference
me: women r sexier, dont have fear of sex :P
Chitra: what makes girl a woman
me: i guess we call virgin as girl n others as women. bt smtimes sm r more women sm remain girl life time.
by attitude i mean.
Chitra: oh
me: m i wrong? u explain. generally i go by instinct to judge.
Chitra: i dont know.. im not expert in this topic
me: u r woman,na?
Chitra: no, my view of me is of a girl
me: ohh why do women r sexually more attractive than girls?
achha to tumhara Bal Vivaah hua hai :D
Chitra: come on, it depends.. its very subjective
me: bt my experience is girls dont inspire sex as much as women.
Chitra: in ur opinion girl is something n in mine another.. thats y im saying subjective
6 minutes later
me: so gayyeee? surfing orkut i guess :)
Chitra: no. writing some documents..
me: she told me shut up :(
Chitra: ru nasty with her
me: she didnt replly so I said r u sleeping? then i said “were u dreaming bout me” ?
Chitra: yup u were nasty
me: why? she likes flirts.
Chitra: really
me: read in orkut. i dint talk bout nipple this time :P still she got hot.
me: u know venera?
so gayee kya?
dreamin bout me???gotta leave sm1 is waiting. see u tomrrow good night sweet dreams.. i wish aapke Pati aaj snorr nahi kare :D
Monday, 19 April 2010
veeery thick one...
15th January, 2008
me: good mrng :)
Saloni: same to u
me: sorry, call for tea :)
Saloni: okies :)
me: i love u.
about an hour later
me: hello saloni :)
on break ?
Saloni: about to leave..im waiting for my student
me: :( i hate him.
Saloni: come on
8 minutes later
me: gone??
ok, then. talk u in dreams today :)
16th January, 2008
me: i love u
Saloni: what is the revelation
me: what?
Saloni: the love one
me: thats true :) its platonic.
Saloni: oh so u love me
me: u need not marry every time u love !
Saloni: right
me: u seem perfect to me. so do u love me?
Saloni: no i don’t. do u think u even know what is love
me: i mean i like u very much as a friend, rather girl friend. i have none.
Saloni: im going to the bank to have a fight, wish me good luck, got to prepare mentaly for arguing
see u after an hour, hope everything is successful
me: what now? anyghing wrong????
why went offline?
About 1 hour later
Saloni: im back
10 minutes later
me: so did u hit at bank :D
Saloni: they surrendered without fighting. it was really fast.
me: see the effect of my wish :)
Saloni: right :)
me: when u told u were going to bank, i didnt get those lines. got it later
Saloni: i see…bcos of net
me: coz of jealous ppl i think.
Saloni: how come
me: its usual, i approach any girl n things go weird :)
Saloni: yeah i can understand
me: i know u do :D
Saloni: it happens to me when i want something very much, all kind of obstacles appear
me: exactlly. so now i dont want nything.
Saloni: right, this is the way
me: is that ur home in mail?
Saloni: there r views from the balconies only, not my home. n thats in my parents' place. my dad took the photos.
me: we started missing winter already, heat is on the way
Saloni: u got to go to some hill place
me: ya, i dont need tea bt my eyes r strained so see u in 15 min.
dont go to ur student :(
Saloni: he will come tomorrow
47 minutes later
me: i'd feel so good if u initiated.
Saloni: i was out to buy apples
me: good. i dont like apples. read my mails?
Saloni: me too usually but i eat now n then cos good for health and i get tired of bananas and santra
me: they re better.
Saloni: they r, but u cant eat always there must be variety
me: variety :P
Saloni: in some things, not all
me: ur mind is so dirty :)
Saloni: yes it is or maybe i just can read others' minds and speak accordingly
me: i think u should remove marriage pics from orkut now !
Saloni: what happened
me: nothing, its been bout 2 months. update it,
Saloni: :D
me: dont laugh at me.
Saloni: i will look up at the sky and laugh
me: i like ur smile. keep it up. u stay updated bout india !
Saloni: what does this mean
me: nothing, i said coz u sent that nano thing today :)
one news i got results of mba entrance test last week
Saloni: right and
me: i got 0 percentage in quantitative.
Saloni: but that is very less. why 0
me: i answered just 6 questions out of 25
Saloni: why
me: got 3 right 3 wrong.
Saloni: they were so difficult
me: so 0. bt 10 per cent students were below that
Saloni: that is not a consolation. 99% of people give less results than me on tests
me: ya bt in DI 61 per cent were below my score
Saloni: thats more like it. so anyway u didnt get admission?
me: guess bout english.. i got 80 percentile.
Saloni: u speak good english
me: bt the exam was too tough
Saloni: :)
5 minutes later
me: i never thought to get admission coz its full time course n i cant leave job !
Saloni: then why did u do tests at all?
and think about online or distant education
me: i cant concentrate on study myself so i have to go for coaching. no correspondence.
Saloni: ok just keep in mind u have to progress in life
me: ya, i want all round progress.
Saloni: yeah but better some then none
me: thats to decide. wat to leave what to catch :P
ystrdy mom told me to go for my engagement !
Saloni: and
me: i denied as usual :) she's no charm like u
Saloni: noone is like me so its useless to wait
me: ya, u r the best :D
i said i ll marry or do this job so i think they wont force now :)
Saloni: if ur not in a hurry...
me: i m in hurry bt cant compromise. men r always in hurry to have sex bt when they get it, its totally different :)
Saloni: well...i dont know what to say :)
me: say na.
Saloni: but what
me: ok thats why i cant marry a miss world also for now :)
i asked for reaction if any.
Saloni: miss world...
me: ya, its tough to marry any one.
do u get my sms or not?
Saloni: i got one while i was out
me: thats good.
Saloni: u have to be mr world to get a miss world. but thats another topic
me: no need. beauty is related to women not to men :)
Saloni: oh yes it is related to men too
me: they're diff
Saloni: esp if u want to get a miss world. not to have beauty u should have thick wallet, a veeery thick one.
me: i ll manage with miss area or miss city also.
thats true.
Saloni: for this also, a wallet is needed.
me: then forget it. i ll never get that. i ll settle for seedhi saadi pati vrata bhartiya naari like u.
should i say yes to her then?
Saloni: like me!!
didnt know.
i dont know, its up to u to decide
me: u r so devoted to husband unlike other foreigners :D
so leaving time, cu later.
Saloni: first im little different from others here, second italy is not so western, its in the middle between india n west, and third i have lived in india
me: sweet dreams
Saloni: see u
me: good mrng :)
Saloni: same to u
me: sorry, call for tea :)
Saloni: okies :)
me: i love u.
about an hour later
me: hello saloni :)
on break ?
Saloni: about to leave..im waiting for my student
me: :( i hate him.
Saloni: come on
8 minutes later
me: gone??
ok, then. talk u in dreams today :)
16th January, 2008
me: i love u
Saloni: what is the revelation
me: what?
Saloni: the love one
me: thats true :) its platonic.
Saloni: oh so u love me
me: u need not marry every time u love !
Saloni: right
me: u seem perfect to me. so do u love me?
Saloni: no i don’t. do u think u even know what is love
me: i mean i like u very much as a friend, rather girl friend. i have none.
Saloni: im going to the bank to have a fight, wish me good luck, got to prepare mentaly for arguing
see u after an hour, hope everything is successful
me: what now? anyghing wrong????
why went offline?
About 1 hour later
Saloni: im back
10 minutes later
me: so did u hit at bank :D
Saloni: they surrendered without fighting. it was really fast.
me: see the effect of my wish :)
Saloni: right :)
me: when u told u were going to bank, i didnt get those lines. got it later
Saloni: i see…bcos of net
me: coz of jealous ppl i think.
Saloni: how come
me: its usual, i approach any girl n things go weird :)
Saloni: yeah i can understand
me: i know u do :D
Saloni: it happens to me when i want something very much, all kind of obstacles appear
me: exactlly. so now i dont want nything.
Saloni: right, this is the way
me: is that ur home in mail?
Saloni: there r views from the balconies only, not my home. n thats in my parents' place. my dad took the photos.
me: we started missing winter already, heat is on the way
Saloni: u got to go to some hill place
me: ya, i dont need tea bt my eyes r strained so see u in 15 min.
dont go to ur student :(
Saloni: he will come tomorrow
47 minutes later
me: i'd feel so good if u initiated.
Saloni: i was out to buy apples
me: good. i dont like apples. read my mails?
Saloni: me too usually but i eat now n then cos good for health and i get tired of bananas and santra
me: they re better.
Saloni: they r, but u cant eat always there must be variety
me: variety :P
Saloni: in some things, not all
me: ur mind is so dirty :)
Saloni: yes it is or maybe i just can read others' minds and speak accordingly
me: i think u should remove marriage pics from orkut now !
Saloni: what happened
me: nothing, its been bout 2 months. update it,
Saloni: :D
me: dont laugh at me.
Saloni: i will look up at the sky and laugh
me: i like ur smile. keep it up. u stay updated bout india !
Saloni: what does this mean
me: nothing, i said coz u sent that nano thing today :)
one news i got results of mba entrance test last week
Saloni: right and
me: i got 0 percentage in quantitative.
Saloni: but that is very less. why 0
me: i answered just 6 questions out of 25
Saloni: why
me: got 3 right 3 wrong.
Saloni: they were so difficult
me: so 0. bt 10 per cent students were below that
Saloni: that is not a consolation. 99% of people give less results than me on tests
me: ya bt in DI 61 per cent were below my score
Saloni: thats more like it. so anyway u didnt get admission?
me: guess bout english.. i got 80 percentile.
Saloni: u speak good english
me: bt the exam was too tough
Saloni: :)
5 minutes later
me: i never thought to get admission coz its full time course n i cant leave job !
Saloni: then why did u do tests at all?
and think about online or distant education
me: i cant concentrate on study myself so i have to go for coaching. no correspondence.
Saloni: ok just keep in mind u have to progress in life
me: ya, i want all round progress.
Saloni: yeah but better some then none
me: thats to decide. wat to leave what to catch :P
ystrdy mom told me to go for my engagement !
Saloni: and
me: i denied as usual :) she's no charm like u
Saloni: noone is like me so its useless to wait
me: ya, u r the best :D
i said i ll marry or do this job so i think they wont force now :)
Saloni: if ur not in a hurry...
me: i m in hurry bt cant compromise. men r always in hurry to have sex bt when they get it, its totally different :)
Saloni: well...i dont know what to say :)
me: say na.
Saloni: but what
me: ok thats why i cant marry a miss world also for now :)
i asked for reaction if any.
Saloni: miss world...
me: ya, its tough to marry any one.
do u get my sms or not?
Saloni: i got one while i was out
me: thats good.
Saloni: u have to be mr world to get a miss world. but thats another topic
me: no need. beauty is related to women not to men :)
Saloni: oh yes it is related to men too
me: they're diff
Saloni: esp if u want to get a miss world. not to have beauty u should have thick wallet, a veeery thick one.
me: i ll manage with miss area or miss city also.
thats true.
Saloni: for this also, a wallet is needed.
me: then forget it. i ll never get that. i ll settle for seedhi saadi pati vrata bhartiya naari like u.
should i say yes to her then?
Saloni: like me!!
didnt know.
i dont know, its up to u to decide
me: u r so devoted to husband unlike other foreigners :D
so leaving time, cu later.
Saloni: first im little different from others here, second italy is not so western, its in the middle between india n west, and third i have lived in india
me: sweet dreams
Saloni: see u
how to win friends and influence people..
19th September, 2009
me: hii
ati: hii sorry about yesterday
me: why
Rati: aisehi
me: chali gayi thi isliye ?
Rati: if i wer in ur place mujhe bhi aisa hi lagta.
nahi yaar, nw who’s acting dumb?? shaadi k bare me bol rahi hu
me: to main fir lunch ke liye chala gaya
Rati: kk fine
me: ok. kya shaadi ka ?
Rati: arre watevr u said "agar tumhare sath aisa hota to pata chalta"
i thought ovr it
der?
hellloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
me: hold on
Rati: k
me: rite. it’s a tough decision
6 minutes later
Rati: hey
me: gotta go ?
Rati: u seriously dun hav any real frnz?
me: no. not at all
Rati: no yaar.. mere jaane ki raah dekh rahe ho kya? :P
me: not a single :(
Rati: Q?
me: nai to
Rati: but y?
me: aaj to stock market band hai. free hu.
Rati: arre lekin tumhe aaj tak koi frnz nahi the?
me: i dunno hw to make frnds and influence ppl
Rati: aisa kaise?
me: jab time tha banane ka tab try nahi kiya
Rati: par kuch to reason hoga na iske behind
me: ab wife ne take over kar liya. kehti hai pehle shaadi baaki sab baad me :(
Rati: hmm.. lekin whn u wer in school? tab bhi nai?
batao na
me: wohi to kaha na maine
Rati: ok..
me: nahi kar paya smhow :(
aur ab to identity is priority. uske bina koi dosti kare kyu ?
Rati: hmm..
me: wt u say? u go out and meet ppl. first they want to ask u who u r and wht do u do, whr do u live :D
Rati: to bata dete na, usme kya prob hai?
me: i dnt knw the answers :D
Rati: :) hey
me: actually i knw bt they r wrong :D
i ll be bak in half hour
Rati: ok cya
22nd September, 2009
me: us din prakruti ne tumhe bataya tha “go to yahoo paresh is waiting”
aur ab jaake puchh rahi ho lol
rati: nahi.. wo nahi.. lekin tum dono ki baat karne ki style kaafi similar hai...
m 99.99% positive it cud b u... u can share it wid me.. m ur frnd.. kisi ko nahi bataungi.. but plz dont lie to me... m serious.
me: hii
ati: hii sorry about yesterday
me: why
Rati: aisehi
me: chali gayi thi isliye ?
Rati: if i wer in ur place mujhe bhi aisa hi lagta.
nahi yaar, nw who’s acting dumb?? shaadi k bare me bol rahi hu
me: to main fir lunch ke liye chala gaya
Rati: kk fine
me: ok. kya shaadi ka ?
Rati: arre watevr u said "agar tumhare sath aisa hota to pata chalta"
i thought ovr it
der?
hellloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
me: hold on
Rati: k
me: rite. it’s a tough decision
6 minutes later
Rati: hey
me: gotta go ?
Rati: u seriously dun hav any real frnz?
me: no. not at all
Rati: no yaar.. mere jaane ki raah dekh rahe ho kya? :P
me: not a single :(
Rati: Q?
me: nai to
Rati: but y?
me: aaj to stock market band hai. free hu.
Rati: arre lekin tumhe aaj tak koi frnz nahi the?
me: i dunno hw to make frnds and influence ppl
Rati: aisa kaise?
me: jab time tha banane ka tab try nahi kiya
Rati: par kuch to reason hoga na iske behind
me: ab wife ne take over kar liya. kehti hai pehle shaadi baaki sab baad me :(
Rati: hmm.. lekin whn u wer in school? tab bhi nai?
batao na
me: wohi to kaha na maine
Rati: ok..
me: nahi kar paya smhow :(
aur ab to identity is priority. uske bina koi dosti kare kyu ?
Rati: hmm..
me: wt u say? u go out and meet ppl. first they want to ask u who u r and wht do u do, whr do u live :D
Rati: to bata dete na, usme kya prob hai?
me: i dnt knw the answers :D
Rati: :) hey
me: actually i knw bt they r wrong :D
i ll be bak in half hour
Rati: ok cya
22nd September, 2009
me: us din prakruti ne tumhe bataya tha “go to yahoo paresh is waiting”
aur ab jaake puchh rahi ho lol
rati: nahi.. wo nahi.. lekin tum dono ki baat karne ki style kaafi similar hai...
m 99.99% positive it cud b u... u can share it wid me.. m ur frnd.. kisi ko nahi bataungi.. but plz dont lie to me... m serious.
Friday, 9 April 2010
u want a son?
17th September, 2008
me: hii honey :P
so rahi ho na :D
Shilpa: hie..nah.. :P
me: so ? idle kaise ? see my status :P
Shilpa: aiwei bas time pass karing..
yeh..kiske liye hai ;)
me: you :P
Shilpa: :)
me: do u belive :D or not ??
Shilpa: honestly..i dnt kw :
me: hihi hi honestly i do miss you :)
Shilpa: bt if u wnt me to believe..i will :)
me: its like i m your boss :D
Shilpa: lolz..
me: fine this is a weird boss u knw :P
Shilpa: hmm...toh? aur kuch farmaiye..kaise ho
me: in crunch mood today..
whats crunch mood btw :D
Shilpa: pata nai..
me: dont say tht, ok i m feeling butterflies in stomach. coz m going for 6 weeks training to jabalpur :(
Shilpa: hmm..ok..gud hai..
me: kya good
Shilpa: kaisi training?
me: aiwei :D
Shilpa: aiwei kya...bol na dumbo..
waise ek baat bata...tu kabhi bhi raat ko ol nai hota hai kya? ghar par hota hai tab bhi?
me: are tv nahi to pc kahan hoga ghar pe :D
bt in nexxt month i ll be. coz din me trng classes hogi so no pc :(
Shilpa: hmm...ok to miss me :)
me: u like it late night ? it was double meaning :P
Shilpa: nah nothin lyk dat..par tuze kabhi dekha nai..so i asked
me: cyber cafe to raat ko nahi khula rehta. max 10 baje tak.
Shilpa: waise pata hai..kal raat ko earthquake aaya tha yaha..bahot chhotasa...par kisi ko pata hi nai chala..bas muze hi feel hua :(
me: you r very sensitive maybe :P
Shilpa: hehe na..sab soh rahe the..dats why :D
me: ya to koi kutta aa gaya hoga tere bed k paas
Shilpa: at 3.30 am
me: to smell ur sensuous body :P
Shilpa: :((
me: which floor u live on ?
Shilpa: 3rd
me: i was sleeping at the time of the big quake in 2001 :D
Shilpa: hmm...
me: tht time my time was set at about 8:30 to come out of bed nd it came at that time
Shilpa: i ws v small at dat time..nd happy too
me: nw you r nt happy ?
Shilpa: tough question :((
me: u said u were happy tht means nw its diff.
obviously in childhood we dont care. happens to all
Shilpa: yeah...i miss my school lyf
me: i miss more of college life. school me to vaise bhi restrictions hote hai.
Shilpa: still i luv ma school lyf
me: anthng special ? crush :P ?
Shilpa: college bhi thik hai..bt abhi bhi colg main hi hoon..so..
nah school main nahi tha..i ws in girlz school
me: hw boring
Shilpa: nah it wasnt boring. crush toh..hua tha..wen i ws in 11th
me: same class ? guess it must be a teacher as usual :D
you r on phone ??
Shilpa: showie mom ne bulaya tha..
me: ye mom bhi na :(
kabhi dekhti hai apni chat? mere msg especially ?
fir se bulaya kya :)
Shilpa: showie...again..
me: its ok
Shilpa: so whr wer we
me: orkut is here with porn videos :P
i asked does ur mom or other family member see ur chat ?
Shilpa: orkut pe dekhta hai ya u tube pe?
me: orkut. utube slow hota hai
Shilpa: nahi abtak to nai dekhe hai..why?
me: nd search is nt easy.
aise hi.. parents may wnt to check wat their daughter talks
Shilpa: hmm...
me: even in office sm colleagues want to see what i chat bt i hide quickly :D
saliva dropping to armpits and the girl is licking it :P
do u wear sari ??
Shilpa: nah..bas chhoti thi tab ek do bar..pahni thi
me: so u like or not ?
Shilpa: i like sari..
me: to shaadi k baad ghar me saari pehnana :)
Shilpa: hmm..lets c..probably nahi..
me: why ? thik hai thodi der pehan lena. bed room me main nikal dunga :P
Shilpa: ah..kya ye videos ka asar hai..
me: u knw it :P then wht u decided ?
Shilpa: lolz..r u ok..why shud i decide al these things..now..
me: its important u see. for the better development of our child nd hence the progress of india
Shilpa: our child...? ahem ahem
me: means ? u want a son ? no i want a daughter :)
hey bt ud didnt say hw to use those fonts ?
Shilpa: which fonts..?
me: scrap wala.
Shilpa: ok..its actually greasemonkey script
me: means ?
Shilpa: konsa browser use karta hai?
me: microsoft
Shilpa: explorer ? den it will nt work..
me: did i tell u tht funny dp thing ?
Shilpa: nah..u didnt
me: so u remember that OK i m not a star dp of mine ? i put sm days before?
Shilpa: hey..m leaving..
me: hey sweetie baat to puri karne do
Shilpa: k showie :D
ab bol na... fast
me: download ho raha hai
Shilpa: firefox?
me: virus to nahi aayega na?
yes
Shilpa: pata nai..
me: so wat happend is a guy frm ahmedabad
Shilpa: net protector nai hai kya?
me: listen to the story first :
Shilpa: bas tuze hi ans kar rahi hoon na :(
me: so that guy found out the image chef application of face book frm where i got that newspaper. he wrote “Katrina : i love u - Praful” as the headline lol
Shilpa: funny
me: so will u come on friday ? and saturday?
Shilpa: friday..yeah sure..
k phir..m leaving..
me: i hv a doubt tht smone is waiting for u, he's better thn me. isnt it :(
Shilpa: lolz..nothin lyk dat..
me: then wy so much hurry ?
i looooooooveeee you
say once :)
Shilpa: kyun k mom daat rahi hai..maine aaj class bhi bunk kar di :D
me: achha kiya
Shilpa: luv u too honey
me: thnks. better u tell once every day :D
here too sm voices frm peons coming. they wnna shut the shop oops office :D
Shilpa: hmm..so ur leaving too..
me: lets see hw long i can, 7 tak khinch sakta hu vaise bt unke biwi bachhe hai apne nahi :D
Shilpa: :D
hmm..gud hai.. k chal bye i hv to go..
me: ya
Shilpa: sry baby...catch u laterz..
me: good night dream nice sleep well
Shilpa: u too..
me: baby :D baby to tum ho 18 saal ki :P m 28 nw :D
Shilpa: lolz ya k..
me: i wish smone care me like baby by the way, nt so lucky bt :(
Shilpa: dnt worry sweetie u will get someone..waise koi ladki dekhi?
me: dekhi ek lecturer, nt very good looking yet she said no
Shilpa: why
me: no reason given. i think i ve to prove myself man as yet. its obvious to get no even if the girl is nt up to my standard :D
all the time i say myself kya kar raha hai mard ban :D
Shilpa: k chal final bye nw tk cr ..lub u..tataz allah hafiz :D
me: no comment on mard ban :D
allah ?????? wats that ?
Shilpa: its khuda hafiz :)
me: whn it is said ? dont say i m in sm danger :D
Shilpa: jate waqta bolte hai na :
no no ur not
me: bt it means tht.
ok thnks a lot. m so coward u knw :)
Shilpa: waise pata nai kyun..bt m still here :
me: i love you for that :P
just tell me there's that uMa u knw ?
Shilpa: u do..bt i dnt kw d reason :
uMa ?
me: she used to come to PJ chat room. she's online bt busy on job so wont reply :(
Shilpa: ok..i dnt kw her
me: i hv added about 5 girls frm the chat room :D
Shilpa: i'm one of dem..
me: you too :P
Shilpa: waise chat room main main jati nai hu jyada
me: i knw its almost closed after my grand sessions with puja nd flirting :D
hw much we njoyed it every mrng bt nw ppl dont come there :(
Shilpa: hmm..ok
me: guess she went fr water or toilet for 5 mins lol
so see ya tomorrow then :)
Shilpa: bye
me: rocking night with another quake ahead :D
Shilpa: na :(((
me: hii honey :P
so rahi ho na :D
Shilpa: hie..nah.. :P
me: so ? idle kaise ? see my status :P
Shilpa: aiwei bas time pass karing..
yeh..kiske liye hai ;)
me: you :P
Shilpa: :)
me: do u belive :D or not ??
Shilpa: honestly..i dnt kw :
me: hihi hi honestly i do miss you :)
Shilpa: bt if u wnt me to believe..i will :)
me: its like i m your boss :D
Shilpa: lolz..
me: fine this is a weird boss u knw :P
Shilpa: hmm...toh? aur kuch farmaiye..kaise ho
me: in crunch mood today..
whats crunch mood btw :D
Shilpa: pata nai..
me: dont say tht, ok i m feeling butterflies in stomach. coz m going for 6 weeks training to jabalpur :(
Shilpa: hmm..ok..gud hai..
me: kya good
Shilpa: kaisi training?
me: aiwei :D
Shilpa: aiwei kya...bol na dumbo..
waise ek baat bata...tu kabhi bhi raat ko ol nai hota hai kya? ghar par hota hai tab bhi?
me: are tv nahi to pc kahan hoga ghar pe :D
bt in nexxt month i ll be. coz din me trng classes hogi so no pc :(
Shilpa: hmm...ok to miss me :)
me: u like it late night ? it was double meaning :P
Shilpa: nah nothin lyk dat..par tuze kabhi dekha nai..so i asked
me: cyber cafe to raat ko nahi khula rehta. max 10 baje tak.
Shilpa: waise pata hai..kal raat ko earthquake aaya tha yaha..bahot chhotasa...par kisi ko pata hi nai chala..bas muze hi feel hua :(
me: you r very sensitive maybe :P
Shilpa: hehe na..sab soh rahe the..dats why :D
me: ya to koi kutta aa gaya hoga tere bed k paas
Shilpa: at 3.30 am
me: to smell ur sensuous body :P
Shilpa: :((
me: which floor u live on ?
Shilpa: 3rd
me: i was sleeping at the time of the big quake in 2001 :D
Shilpa: hmm...
me: tht time my time was set at about 8:30 to come out of bed nd it came at that time
Shilpa: i ws v small at dat time..nd happy too
me: nw you r nt happy ?
Shilpa: tough question :((
me: u said u were happy tht means nw its diff.
obviously in childhood we dont care. happens to all
Shilpa: yeah...i miss my school lyf
me: i miss more of college life. school me to vaise bhi restrictions hote hai.
Shilpa: still i luv ma school lyf
me: anthng special ? crush :P ?
Shilpa: college bhi thik hai..bt abhi bhi colg main hi hoon..so..
nah school main nahi tha..i ws in girlz school
me: hw boring
Shilpa: nah it wasnt boring. crush toh..hua tha..wen i ws in 11th
me: same class ? guess it must be a teacher as usual :D
you r on phone ??
Shilpa: showie mom ne bulaya tha..
me: ye mom bhi na :(
kabhi dekhti hai apni chat? mere msg especially ?
fir se bulaya kya :)
Shilpa: showie...again..
me: its ok
Shilpa: so whr wer we
me: orkut is here with porn videos :P
i asked does ur mom or other family member see ur chat ?
Shilpa: orkut pe dekhta hai ya u tube pe?
me: orkut. utube slow hota hai
Shilpa: nahi abtak to nai dekhe hai..why?
me: nd search is nt easy.
aise hi.. parents may wnt to check wat their daughter talks
Shilpa: hmm...
me: even in office sm colleagues want to see what i chat bt i hide quickly :D
saliva dropping to armpits and the girl is licking it :P
do u wear sari ??
Shilpa: nah..bas chhoti thi tab ek do bar..pahni thi
me: so u like or not ?
Shilpa: i like sari..
me: to shaadi k baad ghar me saari pehnana :)
Shilpa: hmm..lets c..probably nahi..
me: why ? thik hai thodi der pehan lena. bed room me main nikal dunga :P
Shilpa: ah..kya ye videos ka asar hai..
me: u knw it :P then wht u decided ?
Shilpa: lolz..r u ok..why shud i decide al these things..now..
me: its important u see. for the better development of our child nd hence the progress of india
Shilpa: our child...? ahem ahem
me: means ? u want a son ? no i want a daughter :)
hey bt ud didnt say hw to use those fonts ?
Shilpa: which fonts..?
me: scrap wala.
Shilpa: ok..its actually greasemonkey script
me: means ?
Shilpa: konsa browser use karta hai?
me: microsoft
Shilpa: explorer ? den it will nt work..
me: did i tell u tht funny dp thing ?
Shilpa: nah..u didnt
me: so u remember that OK i m not a star dp of mine ? i put sm days before?
Shilpa: hey..m leaving..
me: hey sweetie baat to puri karne do
Shilpa: k showie :D
ab bol na... fast
me: download ho raha hai
Shilpa: firefox?
me: virus to nahi aayega na?
yes
Shilpa: pata nai..
me: so wat happend is a guy frm ahmedabad
Shilpa: net protector nai hai kya?
me: listen to the story first :
Shilpa: bas tuze hi ans kar rahi hoon na :(
me: so that guy found out the image chef application of face book frm where i got that newspaper. he wrote “Katrina : i love u - Praful” as the headline lol
Shilpa: funny
me: so will u come on friday ? and saturday?
Shilpa: friday..yeah sure..
k phir..m leaving..
me: i hv a doubt tht smone is waiting for u, he's better thn me. isnt it :(
Shilpa: lolz..nothin lyk dat..
me: then wy so much hurry ?
i looooooooveeee you
say once :)
Shilpa: kyun k mom daat rahi hai..maine aaj class bhi bunk kar di :D
me: achha kiya
Shilpa: luv u too honey
me: thnks. better u tell once every day :D
here too sm voices frm peons coming. they wnna shut the shop oops office :D
Shilpa: hmm..so ur leaving too..
me: lets see hw long i can, 7 tak khinch sakta hu vaise bt unke biwi bachhe hai apne nahi :D
Shilpa: :D
hmm..gud hai.. k chal bye i hv to go..
me: ya
Shilpa: sry baby...catch u laterz..
me: good night dream nice sleep well
Shilpa: u too..
me: baby :D baby to tum ho 18 saal ki :P m 28 nw :D
Shilpa: lolz ya k..
me: i wish smone care me like baby by the way, nt so lucky bt :(
Shilpa: dnt worry sweetie u will get someone..waise koi ladki dekhi?
me: dekhi ek lecturer, nt very good looking yet she said no
Shilpa: why
me: no reason given. i think i ve to prove myself man as yet. its obvious to get no even if the girl is nt up to my standard :D
all the time i say myself kya kar raha hai mard ban :D
Shilpa: k chal final bye nw tk cr ..lub u..tataz allah hafiz :D
me: no comment on mard ban :D
allah ?????? wats that ?
Shilpa: its khuda hafiz :)
me: whn it is said ? dont say i m in sm danger :D
Shilpa: jate waqta bolte hai na :
no no ur not
me: bt it means tht.
ok thnks a lot. m so coward u knw :)
Shilpa: waise pata nai kyun..bt m still here :
me: i love you for that :P
just tell me there's that uMa u knw ?
Shilpa: u do..bt i dnt kw d reason :
uMa ?
me: she used to come to PJ chat room. she's online bt busy on job so wont reply :(
Shilpa: ok..i dnt kw her
me: i hv added about 5 girls frm the chat room :D
Shilpa: i'm one of dem..
me: you too :P
Shilpa: waise chat room main main jati nai hu jyada
me: i knw its almost closed after my grand sessions with puja nd flirting :D
hw much we njoyed it every mrng bt nw ppl dont come there :(
Shilpa: hmm..ok
me: guess she went fr water or toilet for 5 mins lol
so see ya tomorrow then :)
Shilpa: bye
me: rocking night with another quake ahead :D
Shilpa: na :(((
Thursday, 8 April 2010
dont misguide me
15th September, 2008
me: hiii beautiful :P
sunti ho? wats ur height ?
Shilpa: hehe....ws sleeping..kayio..m 5.3
me: great. m 5 feet 4.5 inches :D
Shilpa: umm..
me: so we're made for each other :P
Shilpa: dnt start dat again..
me: u mean it ???
Shilpa: yeh..toh tuze kya lag rha hai ? :(
me: thought like girls do. no means mayb, yes means sure etc :D
anywy m unlucky again then
Shilpa: yeh may be :P
me: so maybe ?? its party time then :P
Shilpa: may be ur unlucky :P
me: ohh no see i can understand its weird to decide bout serious relation on net bt i just ask if u hv sm inclination to that direction or not :)
Shilpa: well den ma ans z no..
ws i offlyn before few seconds ?
me: yeah so wat kinda relation we have u think ?
Shilpa: damn..netfrns...
me: u angry with me :(
Shilpa: nah dat ws for ma offlyn thing
me: ok fine. m nt getting my nature actually
Shilpa: nw ur angry?
me: i try hard to get girls to commit to me bt i myself cant commit at all :D
run away frm commitment all the time :D
no way i cant be angry with my sweetheart :P
Shilpa: hmm..fine hai..
me: so even if i keep asking to marry, at the time of deciding u never knw :D
Shilpa: but wen u know k even ur nt ready..why u lyk to ask gals..to marry..its nt even funny :
me: sorry sorry kabhi to karni hai na? my purpose is to let her knw my feelings so tht i dont miss out bfore smone else propose her :P
Shilpa: ok
me: is it bad ?
Shilpa: i dnt knw
me: u knw, tht dentist girl who put baby pic nd nw has put her own pic, told me that she identifies with farhan's character and wants to fulfillll her dream :D
to meri bolti band ho gayeee :D
Shilpa: ??
me: i asked her bout hw was the movie.. my purpose was to discuss similarity with my life to adi's character as usual :D bt she told she identifies with him :(
Shilpa: hehe...cool..waise yeh miss you kis k liye likha hai janab..?
me: for you samaj le :P
Shilpa: sach boliyo..
me: ok there is one more except you, bt most i miss you on gmail :)
the other one is married btw lol
Shilpa: :D nyways m happy...muah..
me: u must be..
was that french kiss :P
Shilpa: french haan..u think its ur lucky day..? :P
me: sure if i get even a virtual kiss :D
Shilpa: lolz..
me: smtimes i think m such a fool to be happy only in virtual stuff i shud get real action :P
wat u say ?
Shilpa: sahi hai..
me: hai na ? hw do u make that straight face
Shilpa: dis one ---> :
me: where's the straight line on kbord?
m i boring u :D
Shilpa: nah..
me: hey wats this bird ? pur ur photo. wat to see whn u r nt online :P
Shilpa: enter k uper ki key use kar..wid shift
me: ohhh yes its there :
Shilpa: its a cream coloured courser.. i lov birds.. nd birdwatching too...of both types ;)
me: so we're same bout other type :D
Shilpa: sab hote hai..
me: plz wait for a while, boss called for meeting :(
Shilpa: will leave in 5 min.. c u in d evening den.. tataz
9 minutes later
me: m back.
Shilpa: k bt m leavin cya..
me: no no dont go na i ll hv to save ur pic on pc :P
Shilpa: u olways say dat..grow up honey..
me: i speak my heart :) its my ambition to be a biiig flirt :D u knw tht :P
Shilpa: if its ur ambition..den u hv to work hard honey..
me: actually i cant practically. even baat karne me sharm aati hai :D
Shilpa: yeh der is one person i kw..nd i lov his flirting..
me: me ? don say tht
Shilpa: nope:P
me: i love u
heart break :(
Shilpa: dats why i said...u hv to work hard.. :P showie..
me: who's that btw? will u marry a flirt ?
Shilpa: just a net frnd
umm...noh
me: thn dont misguide me to learn flirting :D
Shilpa: lolz k
me: anywy i like to be myself nd i m the guy u need, believe me :P
Shilpa: duh..
me: thts wy i just cant flirt in reality. i cant help being honest :(
tht doesnt wrk na ?
Shilpa: it works..
me: ya bt for marriage na, wht if i want to get without marriage :D
Shilpa: see u go for it only if ur capable of doing dat..otherwise...very bad idea
me: wat it takes? wht do i lack? kya aap kuchh roshni daal sakti ho ?
Shilpa: nah...honestly..i dnt kw u dat much..
me: bt the way i talk u can tell. by comparison with others that hw diff im ?
or do i hv any potential or not? shud i hope for a sexy wife or settle for simple gharelu ladki :D
Shilpa: see its v hard for me to judge ppl :(
dnt ask such questions :(
me: fine
Shilpa: :)
me: wat bout photo?
Shilpa: waise u deserve wht u wnt..
me: really? Thnks. i m the hero u knw :D
Shilpa: hehe..yeh sure
me: got a new habit to boost confidence. when i m alone home, i keep speaking.. my name is bond, james bond :P
so did we discuss bout the figure ?
Shilpa: wht? u ok?
me: your figure :P m fine with a little curve :D
ok ok gussa nahi, bad for your health :)
see ya later :)
Shilpa: lolz..nt angry.. but ok hai..bye nw..
in the evening the same day
me: see i was waiting for you. check the time, u said see you in the evening.
dont think k muje koi kaam nahi tha, isliye wait kar raha tha :D
about an hour later
Shilpa: i'm ol now :(
me: hiii beautiful :P
sunti ho? wats ur height ?
Shilpa: hehe....ws sleeping..kayio..m 5.3
me: great. m 5 feet 4.5 inches :D
Shilpa: umm..
me: so we're made for each other :P
Shilpa: dnt start dat again..
me: u mean it ???
Shilpa: yeh..toh tuze kya lag rha hai ? :(
me: thought like girls do. no means mayb, yes means sure etc :D
anywy m unlucky again then
Shilpa: yeh may be :P
me: so maybe ?? its party time then :P
Shilpa: may be ur unlucky :P
me: ohh no see i can understand its weird to decide bout serious relation on net bt i just ask if u hv sm inclination to that direction or not :)
Shilpa: well den ma ans z no..
ws i offlyn before few seconds ?
me: yeah so wat kinda relation we have u think ?
Shilpa: damn..netfrns...
me: u angry with me :(
Shilpa: nah dat ws for ma offlyn thing
me: ok fine. m nt getting my nature actually
Shilpa: nw ur angry?
me: i try hard to get girls to commit to me bt i myself cant commit at all :D
run away frm commitment all the time :D
no way i cant be angry with my sweetheart :P
Shilpa: hmm..fine hai..
me: so even if i keep asking to marry, at the time of deciding u never knw :D
Shilpa: but wen u know k even ur nt ready..why u lyk to ask gals..to marry..its nt even funny :
me: sorry sorry kabhi to karni hai na? my purpose is to let her knw my feelings so tht i dont miss out bfore smone else propose her :P
Shilpa: ok
me: is it bad ?
Shilpa: i dnt knw
me: u knw, tht dentist girl who put baby pic nd nw has put her own pic, told me that she identifies with farhan's character and wants to fulfillll her dream :D
to meri bolti band ho gayeee :D
Shilpa: ??
me: i asked her bout hw was the movie.. my purpose was to discuss similarity with my life to adi's character as usual :D bt she told she identifies with him :(
Shilpa: hehe...cool..waise yeh miss you kis k liye likha hai janab..?
me: for you samaj le :P
Shilpa: sach boliyo..
me: ok there is one more except you, bt most i miss you on gmail :)
the other one is married btw lol
Shilpa: :D nyways m happy...muah..
me: u must be..
was that french kiss :P
Shilpa: french haan..u think its ur lucky day..? :P
me: sure if i get even a virtual kiss :D
Shilpa: lolz..
me: smtimes i think m such a fool to be happy only in virtual stuff i shud get real action :P
wat u say ?
Shilpa: sahi hai..
me: hai na ? hw do u make that straight face
Shilpa: dis one ---> :
me: where's the straight line on kbord?
m i boring u :D
Shilpa: nah..
me: hey wats this bird ? pur ur photo. wat to see whn u r nt online :P
Shilpa: enter k uper ki key use kar..wid shift
me: ohhh yes its there :
Shilpa: its a cream coloured courser.. i lov birds.. nd birdwatching too...of both types ;)
me: so we're same bout other type :D
Shilpa: sab hote hai..
me: plz wait for a while, boss called for meeting :(
Shilpa: will leave in 5 min.. c u in d evening den.. tataz
9 minutes later
me: m back.
Shilpa: k bt m leavin cya..
me: no no dont go na i ll hv to save ur pic on pc :P
Shilpa: u olways say dat..grow up honey..
me: i speak my heart :) its my ambition to be a biiig flirt :D u knw tht :P
Shilpa: if its ur ambition..den u hv to work hard honey..
me: actually i cant practically. even baat karne me sharm aati hai :D
Shilpa: yeh der is one person i kw..nd i lov his flirting..
me: me ? don say tht
Shilpa: nope:P
me: i love u
heart break :(
Shilpa: dats why i said...u hv to work hard.. :P showie..
me: who's that btw? will u marry a flirt ?
Shilpa: just a net frnd
umm...noh
me: thn dont misguide me to learn flirting :D
Shilpa: lolz k
me: anywy i like to be myself nd i m the guy u need, believe me :P
Shilpa: duh..
me: thts wy i just cant flirt in reality. i cant help being honest :(
tht doesnt wrk na ?
Shilpa: it works..
me: ya bt for marriage na, wht if i want to get without marriage :D
Shilpa: see u go for it only if ur capable of doing dat..otherwise...very bad idea
me: wat it takes? wht do i lack? kya aap kuchh roshni daal sakti ho ?
Shilpa: nah...honestly..i dnt kw u dat much..
me: bt the way i talk u can tell. by comparison with others that hw diff im ?
or do i hv any potential or not? shud i hope for a sexy wife or settle for simple gharelu ladki :D
Shilpa: see its v hard for me to judge ppl :(
dnt ask such questions :(
me: fine
Shilpa: :)
me: wat bout photo?
Shilpa: waise u deserve wht u wnt..
me: really? Thnks. i m the hero u knw :D
Shilpa: hehe..yeh sure
me: got a new habit to boost confidence. when i m alone home, i keep speaking.. my name is bond, james bond :P
so did we discuss bout the figure ?
Shilpa: wht? u ok?
me: your figure :P m fine with a little curve :D
ok ok gussa nahi, bad for your health :)
see ya later :)
Shilpa: lolz..nt angry.. but ok hai..bye nw..
in the evening the same day
me: see i was waiting for you. check the time, u said see you in the evening.
dont think k muje koi kaam nahi tha, isliye wait kar raha tha :D
about an hour later
Shilpa: i'm ol now :(
Wednesday, 7 April 2010
to get us closer !!!
14th September, 2008
me: hii hw r u today ?
Shilpa: hi.. m ok..u say
me: m home, surfing frm cyber café, quite open type u knw ppl can read wht i write so no hot stuff today :P
Shilpa: ya i kw
me: so wat u doing today ?
Shilpa: nothin bas bore hoing
me: thts bad me too being bored. cant even smoke at home :D
Shilpa: umm..
me: u cant giv ur mob. no bt u can call me frm public phn , cant u ?
Shilpa: no i cnt
me: why ? if there's no danger then it must be u who doesnt want to call :)
Shilpa: yup..coz i dnt want to
me: nd why so ? sharmati ho, mere tarah lol
Shilpa: dunno..
me: u can give me any random private no. i ll call u
Shilpa: why...all dis?
me: it will feel good to talk thn chat , dont u think ?
to get us closer :P
Shilpa: bt why u wnt us to get closer..?
me: u knw i want to marry u :D
Shilpa: cud u jus stop being funny nw..i'm serious
me: m too :)
Shilpa: ohho..
me: wht ? i m really serious i tell u :)
Shilpa: ok
me: so ?
Shilpa: so wht?
me: wat actions r we taking to move ahead in that direction :D
Shilpa: why to move ahead..i dnt wnt to marry u :P
me: broke my heart :( wats wrong with me :(
Shilpa: nothing
me: then ? its very early for you ?
Shilpa: stop flirting honey.. told u m already bored
sry i guess i said something wrong..
me: i knew i t :P
frustrating to hv ppl around u trying to read ur msgs :(
i ll hv to leave sweetheart, i cant talk this way :)
Shilpa: ya k
me: bbye see ya tomorrow. possibly in evening today :)
Shilpa: sure..
me: hii hw r u today ?
Shilpa: hi.. m ok..u say
me: m home, surfing frm cyber café, quite open type u knw ppl can read wht i write so no hot stuff today :P
Shilpa: ya i kw
me: so wat u doing today ?
Shilpa: nothin bas bore hoing
me: thts bad me too being bored. cant even smoke at home :D
Shilpa: umm..
me: u cant giv ur mob. no bt u can call me frm public phn , cant u ?
Shilpa: no i cnt
me: why ? if there's no danger then it must be u who doesnt want to call :)
Shilpa: yup..coz i dnt want to
me: nd why so ? sharmati ho, mere tarah lol
Shilpa: dunno..
me: u can give me any random private no. i ll call u
Shilpa: why...all dis?
me: it will feel good to talk thn chat , dont u think ?
to get us closer :P
Shilpa: bt why u wnt us to get closer..?
me: u knw i want to marry u :D
Shilpa: cud u jus stop being funny nw..i'm serious
me: m too :)
Shilpa: ohho..
me: wht ? i m really serious i tell u :)
Shilpa: ok
me: so ?
Shilpa: so wht?
me: wat actions r we taking to move ahead in that direction :D
Shilpa: why to move ahead..i dnt wnt to marry u :P
me: broke my heart :( wats wrong with me :(
Shilpa: nothing
me: then ? its very early for you ?
Shilpa: stop flirting honey.. told u m already bored
sry i guess i said something wrong..
me: i knew i t :P
frustrating to hv ppl around u trying to read ur msgs :(
i ll hv to leave sweetheart, i cant talk this way :)
Shilpa: ya k
me: bbye see ya tomorrow. possibly in evening today :)
Shilpa: sure..
Tuesday, 30 March 2010
Conspicuous
11th September, 2008
me: hello.. smone's callin me loser, i gotta chek her :)
Shilpa: why
me: i dnt knw i called her sexy, she called my lines nd then she called me loser :(
Shilpa: lolz..
me: conspicuous means ?
Shilpa: not present in a situation or place,when it is obvious that u shud be thr
me: tough girl plus boss around :(
Shilpa: ?
me: nw she advises to improve :D
Shilpa: improve wht? :P
me: maybe talking to girls what else? i dont intend to btw :D
Shilpa: lolz.. k wahi hoga..
me: m i nt good enough as i m now ?
Shilpa: according to her no..rite? :P
me: ya girls r the toughest subject. its ok. sabko sab nahi aa sakta
i hv accepted :)
Shilpa: ok :)
me: anywy we''ll see when it really comes. abhi to delhi door hai, she's frm delhi :D
Shilpa: ok
me: wat to do if she gets impressed? she's nt coming here, i cant go out of ahmedabad :D
Shilpa: bye..m leaving cya
me: ohh no said smthng wrong ?
about an hour later
Shilpa: nah..meri cousin ayee thi..so
me: i thought u didnt like me talkin about delhi wali :D
isnt it? she's still there btw. changing pics.. :P
Shilpa: hmm...nothin lyk dat..
ok
me: yeah u r the coolest :)
Shilpa: lolz.. nah m nt..u'l see :D :P ;)
me: mayb generally i find girls who r around 18 to be fast and in hurry. cant tolerate. like this tanzy :D
Shilpa: umm...
me: nw she's coming to ground as i suspected. maybe she was testing my patience.
Shilpa: does she kw this k ur talkin abt her wid me..dnt u think it shows dat ur interested in her..or atleast u bother..gud hai :P
me: hvnt seen her face yet bt smart to hai
Shilpa: go wid smart gal
me: means? she's replying fast. its like a battle u knw. i m a loser ok bt i dont leave the field easily :)
Shilpa: being a loser is nt always a bad thing
me: i knw bt its important to fight till death :D after winning life doesnt end. u go for another battle :P
Shilpa: hmm..nice
me: so journey is life not goals. I think if u get a girl to love u then she'll act like wife, possess u, then it wont be romance bt
Shilpa: photo nahiye na pan tithe
sry ws nt for u..
me: means ??
still tell me the meaning :P
Shilpa: lolz..nothin
me: bata na
Shilpa: it means no image is present thr
me: kisko bola?
Shilpa: ma colg frnd
me: boy ?
Shilpa: hmm..
me: ok you dont knw? is it under process :D
Shilpa: lolz nah..he is a boy
me: wo crush wala ?
Shilpa: no.. just a frnd..woh bhi nahi actually ..lolz
me: aur photo ka kya mamla tha ?
Shilpa: woh practical k photo the..electronics circuit
me: ohh no not again i ve forgotten all the circuits
Shilpa: aap hi ne puchha isiliye bataya :
me: did u see the pic of that too old woman she put to scare me :D
Shilpa: nah i didnt
me: u missed it. i said her to keep her scraps to see the lovely image.
Shilpa: k
me: so she got this scray old woman with zurriyan on face then laughed at me nd changed again :D
first young lady with goggles then budhiya nw a baby :D
Shilpa: hmm..k
me: what mistake? love story 2008 :D
Shilpa: lolz nah
me: she's there i hv to reply fast :(
Shilpa: yeah..u continue..will catch u later
me: no no she can go anytime. hot girl. may delete me also, wat i ll do then ?
you r on whom i rely :) this is bad
Shilpa: duh..!
me: by mistake i told her bout my sarkari job :(
Shilpa: k..nw i'll suggest talk to her first ..it will be gud for u..
me: nw? why?
Shilpa: dunno..
me: u said nw i ll suggest so nw u explain why nw :D
nw she said chalo cya later
Shilpa: may b m lil bit bored..
me: is it bad to discuss her talk with you :P
Shilpa: yeah.. dnt do dat.
me: i wont ever if she was a real frnd of mine, here in my city :D
bt online its of no use to hide or declare
Shilpa: watever
me: angry? i dont discuss intimate things to others btw. dont worrry
Shilpa: nah m nt angry ☺
i hv nothing to worry...dnt worry :P
me: i cn understand ppl get hurt if u talk their matters with others. bt u knw this online frndship
Shilpa: more dan hurt its irritating
me: doesnt feel like real at all so no emotions attached. the girl i just chatted will come again or not its uncertain :D
Shilpa: chal nw m goin to watch frnds..aur lunch bhi karna hai..cya
me: lucnh ????????? its evening. call it dinner :D
Shilpa: ya..wahi
me: why dont u eat. gotta be fat na :D
Shilpa: cya..
me: ruk na yaar :) m so lonely. i love you.. really..
Shilpa: m goin to stay ol..but watchin frns cya :)
me: where?
Shilpa: on ma pc :P..i hv all episode on ma pc..
nw cya..
me: r u really going? its just 6 nd i fear i ll smoke more :(
Shilpa: ah..dnt do dat sweetie... nyways ya i hv to go..tataz tk cr
me: come tomorrow early then :) we'll chat whole day :P
Shilpa: dekhte hai..
me: kya dekhna hai :D ystrdy i was reading women in my life by khushwant singh. knw the story :P
Shilpa: k..nw bye
me: :P ok see ya
which season u r watching?
ok good night dream nice. dont dream bout me :D
me: hello.. smone's callin me loser, i gotta chek her :)
Shilpa: why
me: i dnt knw i called her sexy, she called my lines nd then she called me loser :(
Shilpa: lolz..
me: conspicuous means ?
Shilpa: not present in a situation or place,when it is obvious that u shud be thr
me: tough girl plus boss around :(
Shilpa: ?
me: nw she advises to improve :D
Shilpa: improve wht? :P
me: maybe talking to girls what else? i dont intend to btw :D
Shilpa: lolz.. k wahi hoga..
me: m i nt good enough as i m now ?
Shilpa: according to her no..rite? :P
me: ya girls r the toughest subject. its ok. sabko sab nahi aa sakta
i hv accepted :)
Shilpa: ok :)
me: anywy we''ll see when it really comes. abhi to delhi door hai, she's frm delhi :D
Shilpa: ok
me: wat to do if she gets impressed? she's nt coming here, i cant go out of ahmedabad :D
Shilpa: bye..m leaving cya
me: ohh no said smthng wrong ?
about an hour later
Shilpa: nah..meri cousin ayee thi..so
me: i thought u didnt like me talkin about delhi wali :D
isnt it? she's still there btw. changing pics.. :P
Shilpa: hmm...nothin lyk dat..
ok
me: yeah u r the coolest :)
Shilpa: lolz.. nah m nt..u'l see :D :P ;)
me: mayb generally i find girls who r around 18 to be fast and in hurry. cant tolerate. like this tanzy :D
Shilpa: umm...
me: nw she's coming to ground as i suspected. maybe she was testing my patience.
Shilpa: does she kw this k ur talkin abt her wid me..dnt u think it shows dat ur interested in her..or atleast u bother..gud hai :P
me: hvnt seen her face yet bt smart to hai
Shilpa: go wid smart gal
me: means? she's replying fast. its like a battle u knw. i m a loser ok bt i dont leave the field easily :)
Shilpa: being a loser is nt always a bad thing
me: i knw bt its important to fight till death :D after winning life doesnt end. u go for another battle :P
Shilpa: hmm..nice
me: so journey is life not goals. I think if u get a girl to love u then she'll act like wife, possess u, then it wont be romance bt
Shilpa: photo nahiye na pan tithe
sry ws nt for u..
me: means ??
still tell me the meaning :P
Shilpa: lolz..nothin
me: bata na
Shilpa: it means no image is present thr
me: kisko bola?
Shilpa: ma colg frnd
me: boy ?
Shilpa: hmm..
me: ok you dont knw? is it under process :D
Shilpa: lolz nah..he is a boy
me: wo crush wala ?
Shilpa: no.. just a frnd..woh bhi nahi actually ..lolz
me: aur photo ka kya mamla tha ?
Shilpa: woh practical k photo the..electronics circuit
me: ohh no not again i ve forgotten all the circuits
Shilpa: aap hi ne puchha isiliye bataya :
me: did u see the pic of that too old woman she put to scare me :D
Shilpa: nah i didnt
me: u missed it. i said her to keep her scraps to see the lovely image.
Shilpa: k
me: so she got this scray old woman with zurriyan on face then laughed at me nd changed again :D
first young lady with goggles then budhiya nw a baby :D
Shilpa: hmm..k
me: what mistake? love story 2008 :D
Shilpa: lolz nah
me: she's there i hv to reply fast :(
Shilpa: yeah..u continue..will catch u later
me: no no she can go anytime. hot girl. may delete me also, wat i ll do then ?
you r on whom i rely :) this is bad
Shilpa: duh..!
me: by mistake i told her bout my sarkari job :(
Shilpa: k..nw i'll suggest talk to her first ..it will be gud for u..
me: nw? why?
Shilpa: dunno..
me: u said nw i ll suggest so nw u explain why nw :D
nw she said chalo cya later
Shilpa: may b m lil bit bored..
me: is it bad to discuss her talk with you :P
Shilpa: yeah.. dnt do dat.
me: i wont ever if she was a real frnd of mine, here in my city :D
bt online its of no use to hide or declare
Shilpa: watever
me: angry? i dont discuss intimate things to others btw. dont worrry
Shilpa: nah m nt angry ☺
i hv nothing to worry...dnt worry :P
me: i cn understand ppl get hurt if u talk their matters with others. bt u knw this online frndship
Shilpa: more dan hurt its irritating
me: doesnt feel like real at all so no emotions attached. the girl i just chatted will come again or not its uncertain :D
Shilpa: chal nw m goin to watch frnds..aur lunch bhi karna hai..cya
me: lucnh ????????? its evening. call it dinner :D
Shilpa: ya..wahi
me: why dont u eat. gotta be fat na :D
Shilpa: cya..
me: ruk na yaar :) m so lonely. i love you.. really..
Shilpa: m goin to stay ol..but watchin frns cya :)
me: where?
Shilpa: on ma pc :P..i hv all episode on ma pc..
nw cya..
me: r u really going? its just 6 nd i fear i ll smoke more :(
Shilpa: ah..dnt do dat sweetie... nyways ya i hv to go..tataz tk cr
me: come tomorrow early then :) we'll chat whole day :P
Shilpa: dekhte hai..
me: kya dekhna hai :D ystrdy i was reading women in my life by khushwant singh. knw the story :P
Shilpa: k..nw bye
me: :P ok see ya
which season u r watching?
ok good night dream nice. dont dream bout me :D
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