18th September, 2007
me: hi
Saavi: hello
me: when i saw u online net got off :)
Saavi: convenient :)
me:so where were we ? satrdy :P
Saavi: where
me: chating bout slow kissing etc.
Saavi: really ? ru sure ?
me: means ? u forgot ?
Saavi: :) i have a vague memory abt this
me: ok its usual. can u tell hw to NOT think sex when u r free?
Saavi: haha..
well... tough one. play game. think about god
me: not much of religious person i m
Saavi: play computer game. n u dont need athletic body for going for sport
me: i m doing it. now chatting u, bt it requires sm highly engaging act.
Saavi: oh i dont know.
since u already have this habit, then its hard. best is get married
me: good. so hw was baby sitting ?
Saavi: fine but 6 hours. i felt somewhat stressed
me: dont like baby?
Saavi: he is 4 years old. touches n shifts everything he lays hands on. clicks on the pc everywhere he sees
me: hehehe..usual for his age :P
Saavi: well my bro was not such.
me: so he's younger to you?
Saavi: 13 years
me: ohh he's just 14yrs old ?
Saavi: yeah
me: Didi u r :)
Saavi: hmmm yeah yeah didi
me: means u r the eldest child in family ?
this is interesting... the orgasm - (link of some video)
Saavi: we r just 2, me and my brother
me: dont have speakers , can u tell dialogues for this ad – (link of the advt)
Saavi: there r 5 on this page
me: the condom advt. wait,,, i tell u.its the last, titled condom advt
Saavi: there is no orgasm there
me: the first link u saw now ?
Saavi: well no. i saw the second but read about the first
me: the first one has female orgasm competition ;)
Saavi: yeah its stupid but i like the girl with the dark hair :P
me: i like the one who won. with big boobs :P
Saavi: i think she is same
me: why do u like? :P
Saavi: she looks hot. not to me, just in general
me: in fact boobs dont excite as much as the figure, walk u know. n i dont agree plastic surgery.
Saavi: why not the plastic surgery ?
me: coz not natural, kills the feeling. think gotta leave now. cu 2morrow. good night. tcare
Saavi: right. ok see u
19th September, 2007
me: what madness ? i m used to that :D
Saavi: in my office there r 2 associations, i used to work for the other, now im working for this. from b4 there is very big competition between both n bosses from both r not getting along. so, the others got a proposition to be partners in a project but they bypassed it. the people with the project then turned to us n our boss accepted. so we started working on the project and promoting. the other bosses learned, got angry and immediately started developing the same project, separately.
so now, both agencies r promoting the same sort of thing, but organized by different entities and r competing, who will get more people to participate in the project.
unfortunately, for my agency im alone, n i have to gather 60 ppl. the other organization has more resources and people, and put all their efforts in attracting ppl to their project.
i was very much scared that i will not be able to gather the 60 ppl necessary n i will ruin our project, just bcos the companies will turn to the other association not mine.
we r competing now who will get the people n apart from this i was and am very much upset with the whole situation bcos it is one big absurd.
we r literally competing who will answer the phone when ppl call to inquire about the project.
me: got it. so why u changed association ? is it like trade unions?
Saavi: i guess branch association. the other is. and mine is, local chapter of the international real estate federation. the others r our members but there is fierce struggle between the bosses which reflects on us too. i left the other cos i didnt want to work any longer there. i planned to join another job at all, but got very big pressure from bosses of this one to join here. i refused once, but then accepted. cos they pressured me a lot
me: pressured ? :P hw ? u ve no way to deny that u dont want to join their association ?
Saavi: no i didnt want, but they said oh come on come on, we want u here very much, so and so and i did. salary was also good. at the end i thought, ok why not?
me: thats confusing. u r in the same company, how come diff salary?
Saavi: its not same company. we share the office but the companies r separate.
me: so the federation gives work to diff associations as per merit ?
7 minutes later
Saavi: only we r the federation. the others r the branch association of the real estate agencies
me: n whose project u r fighting for?
Saavi: for my one
about one hour later
me: bak
u busy?
Saavi: little
me: me searching jokes for u :)
Saavi: oh. how about the ones i sent u yesterday
me: what's blow job at 6 15 am?? (with reference to some forwarded mail)
when's ur birthday ? if u r in his strong hands what remains to dream of??
Saavi: :) u have forgotten ? its 5th June
me: ok bt i m not ur husband :).
Saavi: i remember my friend's bdays n even those who r not friend.
me: i dont know anyone except one or two family members. i dont try to, coz i dont give importance to any one day.
Saavi: ur choice
me: what s mine then?
2 minutes later
Saavi: 21st june
me: ur memory is good bt the processor is slow :D
where u went ? orkut ?
Saavi: no. im busy :(
me: thanks for remembering, great u r if really u recalled :)
Saavi: yes
12 minutes later
me: what yes?
Saavi: i recalled
me: feels good when sm1 cares :) m watching bowl out. missed as no tv i hve
Saavi: big miss. it was soo exciting
me: hw can paki bowlers lose against ours ? never bfore. today i placed a bet on Peterson. may God give him strength n not pressure :)
10 minutes later
me: seem really busy. gotta leave now.
Saavi: or right today there is match
me: cu tomorrow.
Saavi: yes i had meeting just out. ok bye
Thursday, 31 December 2009
Wednesday, 30 December 2009
girl next door
21st November, 2008
me: heya
pooja: itsmeparesh: miSs you :( hhahahahhaaaaaaaa
me: ya thts rite, m so lonely :(
pooja: ohh hooooo yeh kya pic lagwa di hai uncle ki.
me: kaun si ? not good ? chnge karu ?
pooja: hmm yaa
me: ab ?
pooja: hmm wait.. haan dekhi, bt wohi looks hai
me: ab kya kare, koi aur khinchta nahi.
pooja: haha
me: khud hi li thi
pooja: hmm ok jee
3 minutes later
pooja: soo gyee ?
how to open .desktop extension files ??
me: ?? wat to open :D
pooja: .desktop extension files. u knw?
me: no, wats tht ?
pooja: leave it. maine b kis se pucha
me: wohi to janna hai :D
10 minutes later
pooja: opps sorry, net dc.
me: thought so
pooja: hmm AC nhi hai
me: i keep all windows open all time, hum junior officer hai mem saab.
pooja: hmm sorry
me: ac nahi parvadta aur safai karna hame pasand nahi :D
pooja: ohh fir kya kare
me: lets see
pooja: okez
me: aur kya chal raha hai ?
pooja: wait haan
me: hello..time to leave. kahan kho gayee
pooja: okk bye tc
me: m nt going, half hour ruk sakta hu
pooja: den
me: most hv left i mean.
pooja: hmm ohh how sad
me: mere ghar koi nahi
pooja: mmm hahaha sacchi ?
me: to jakar kya karu
pooja: hahaha tum akele bore nhi hote ?
me: tum batao, roj shaam ko kya karti ho ?
pooja: mai toh baas padhay krti hun, aur kabhi kabar chef ban jaati hun. i like cooking.
me: achha hai girl k liye
pooja: hmm
me: prob is shaam ko muje koi
pooja: woh sab i dnt knw
me: kaam achha nai lagta
pooja: den khud ka kaam khud hi karte ho kya
me: khana bahar khata hu to kaam kya bacha ? khud pakaunga tab timepass hoga
pooja: ohh sikh lo na fir
me: planning to start cooking soon
pooja: kitna time lagta hai
me: bt i dont like anthng in the evening. wat can be done ?
pooja: hmm
me: socho socho. main to thak gaya soch kar 10 saal se :D
pooja: hmm haha means ek baat confirmed. ur more than 10 yrs old.
me: lolz ye sab probs.
pooja: ismein lolz kyu
me: jawani me start hoti hai, tht means m 18+10 = 28 yrs old :D
pooja: hmm maan gaye k old ho.
me: compared to u, nt in general terms
pooja: ohh
me: hv u seen dostana ?
pooja: shee main aise movies nhi dekhti
me: usme koi sex scene nahi hai
pooja: shee chup
me: sachhi. nthng vulgar
pooja: dnt use this three letter word
me: sexy use karu :D ??
pooja: chup
me: ohk bt its a good comedy
pooja: ok fine
me: i like the scene where john introduces himself as
pooja: den y dnt u watch ?
me: its me Kunal :D
pooja: hmm u watched ?
me: yeah baby
pooja: ok, u watched fashion ?
me: missed it coz of dostana
pooja: ohhh bt its nice
me: ab to m waiting for rab ne bana di jodi, hv u seen hero's look :D
pooja: hmm yaa its cool. the lady is very gorgeous
me: nt much. girl next door , bt i like it :P
pooja: hmm means
me: i like the new lady with simple look
pooja: kaunsi
me: tumne jisko gorgeous kaha wo
pooja: hmm yaa i knw
me: i like simple girls
pooja: hmm nice choice
me: nt very hot type
pooja: hmm nice gud
me: bt sexy honi chahie :D
pooja: huh fir wohi
me: i mean interested in love making
pooja: chuppppppppppp
me: ohk u see if wo tere jaisi hogi to bachhe kahan se hoge :D think over it :D
pooja: kya kaha ? nhi samjha
me: u knw hw babies born :P
pooja: ya of cource
me: so she shud b open bout se* u knw ;)
dekha maine * kiya hai :D
pooja: hmm baas hua ab
me: chnge the topic plz. kitni baar mana kiya hai :D
pooja: huh tum ghuma firake wohi topic pe aa jate ho
me: tum kab sudhroge :D
pooja: huh jau tum. i m katti wid u
me: ohh baby. koi baat nai karta, tum bhi :(
pooja: ohh solly. bt aise baatein nhi okk
me: ab bachhi nahi rahi tum. solly mat bolo :D
pooja: hmm ok baba
me: baba :D main bhi baba nai tht u knw ;)
pooja: okk bhai
me: nooooooo bhai nai
pooja: okk bro
me: varna main rone lagunga. bro thik hai. its english :D
pooja: okk bro. as u wish
me: din ko bhaiya raat ko saiyaa wali kahavat suni hai tune ;)
pooja: hmm haan bt y?
me: :D vaise meri koi sis nahi aur muje chahie bhi nai :)
pooja: huh jau
me: tune puchha nahi miss u kiske liye likha hai :P
pooja: kiske?
me: secret hai :D lolz
pooja: ok mat batau
me: s for secret ;)
pooja: ok baba as u wish. maine kab force kia
me: ab jaana padega. good night :)
pooja: gn sd
me: kal jarur aana
pooja: sure byeee
me: heya
pooja: itsmeparesh: miSs you :( hhahahahhaaaaaaaa
me: ya thts rite, m so lonely :(
pooja: ohh hooooo yeh kya pic lagwa di hai uncle ki.
me: kaun si ? not good ? chnge karu ?
pooja: hmm yaa
me: ab ?
pooja: hmm wait.. haan dekhi, bt wohi looks hai
me: ab kya kare, koi aur khinchta nahi.
pooja: haha
me: khud hi li thi
pooja: hmm ok jee
3 minutes later
pooja: soo gyee ?
how to open .desktop extension files ??
me: ?? wat to open :D
pooja: .desktop extension files. u knw?
me: no, wats tht ?
pooja: leave it. maine b kis se pucha
me: wohi to janna hai :D
10 minutes later
pooja: opps sorry, net dc.
me: thought so
pooja: hmm AC nhi hai
me: i keep all windows open all time, hum junior officer hai mem saab.
pooja: hmm sorry
me: ac nahi parvadta aur safai karna hame pasand nahi :D
pooja: ohh fir kya kare
me: lets see
pooja: okez
me: aur kya chal raha hai ?
pooja: wait haan
me: hello..time to leave. kahan kho gayee
pooja: okk bye tc
me: m nt going, half hour ruk sakta hu
pooja: den
me: most hv left i mean.
pooja: hmm ohh how sad
me: mere ghar koi nahi
pooja: mmm hahaha sacchi ?
me: to jakar kya karu
pooja: hahaha tum akele bore nhi hote ?
me: tum batao, roj shaam ko kya karti ho ?
pooja: mai toh baas padhay krti hun, aur kabhi kabar chef ban jaati hun. i like cooking.
me: achha hai girl k liye
pooja: hmm
me: prob is shaam ko muje koi
pooja: woh sab i dnt knw
me: kaam achha nai lagta
pooja: den khud ka kaam khud hi karte ho kya
me: khana bahar khata hu to kaam kya bacha ? khud pakaunga tab timepass hoga
pooja: ohh sikh lo na fir
me: planning to start cooking soon
pooja: kitna time lagta hai
me: bt i dont like anthng in the evening. wat can be done ?
pooja: hmm
me: socho socho. main to thak gaya soch kar 10 saal se :D
pooja: hmm haha means ek baat confirmed. ur more than 10 yrs old.
me: lolz ye sab probs.
pooja: ismein lolz kyu
me: jawani me start hoti hai, tht means m 18+10 = 28 yrs old :D
pooja: hmm maan gaye k old ho.
me: compared to u, nt in general terms
pooja: ohh
me: hv u seen dostana ?
pooja: shee main aise movies nhi dekhti
me: usme koi sex scene nahi hai
pooja: shee chup
me: sachhi. nthng vulgar
pooja: dnt use this three letter word
me: sexy use karu :D ??
pooja: chup
me: ohk bt its a good comedy
pooja: ok fine
me: i like the scene where john introduces himself as
pooja: den y dnt u watch ?
me: its me Kunal :D
pooja: hmm u watched ?
me: yeah baby
pooja: ok, u watched fashion ?
me: missed it coz of dostana
pooja: ohhh bt its nice
me: ab to m waiting for rab ne bana di jodi, hv u seen hero's look :D
pooja: hmm yaa its cool. the lady is very gorgeous
me: nt much. girl next door , bt i like it :P
pooja: hmm means
me: i like the new lady with simple look
pooja: kaunsi
me: tumne jisko gorgeous kaha wo
pooja: hmm yaa i knw
me: i like simple girls
pooja: hmm nice choice
me: nt very hot type
pooja: hmm nice gud
me: bt sexy honi chahie :D
pooja: huh fir wohi
me: i mean interested in love making
pooja: chuppppppppppp
me: ohk u see if wo tere jaisi hogi to bachhe kahan se hoge :D think over it :D
pooja: kya kaha ? nhi samjha
me: u knw hw babies born :P
pooja: ya of cource
me: so she shud b open bout se* u knw ;)
dekha maine * kiya hai :D
pooja: hmm baas hua ab
me: chnge the topic plz. kitni baar mana kiya hai :D
pooja: huh tum ghuma firake wohi topic pe aa jate ho
me: tum kab sudhroge :D
pooja: huh jau tum. i m katti wid u
me: ohh baby. koi baat nai karta, tum bhi :(
pooja: ohh solly. bt aise baatein nhi okk
me: ab bachhi nahi rahi tum. solly mat bolo :D
pooja: hmm ok baba
me: baba :D main bhi baba nai tht u knw ;)
pooja: okk bhai
me: nooooooo bhai nai
pooja: okk bro
me: varna main rone lagunga. bro thik hai. its english :D
pooja: okk bro. as u wish
me: din ko bhaiya raat ko saiyaa wali kahavat suni hai tune ;)
pooja: hmm haan bt y?
me: :D vaise meri koi sis nahi aur muje chahie bhi nai :)
pooja: huh jau
me: tune puchha nahi miss u kiske liye likha hai :P
pooja: kiske?
me: secret hai :D lolz
pooja: ok mat batau
me: s for secret ;)
pooja: ok baba as u wish. maine kab force kia
me: ab jaana padega. good night :)
pooja: gn sd
me: kal jarur aana
pooja: sure byeee
kind of complex thing !
15th September, 2007
me: sorry, boss came here n scolded. so closed window.
Saavi: oh my boss was just with me too but didnt see my chatting
7 minutes later
Saavi: last night i had dream of my late dada-dadi. they were not in good condition. i have to go to church today to light candles for them.
i guess they feel forgotten.
me: same way my father was complaining me ystrdy :)
Saavi: what
me: he's bout to retire.
Saavi: my dada-dadi r dead.
me: ok, dont go literally
Saavi: im worried they feel forgotten there wherever they r :) cos in my dream they were in bad condition. we consider, that if u dream of a dead relative, it very much shows they want u to know something, and we always buy some sweets and give to people, for god to forgive the dead. if the dream is not good, then going to church is a must.
me: so this Saturday night at church ? what u do there? just lighting candles ?
Saavi: praying, thinking
me: what thinking ? if u pray u should not think other things.
Saavi: not at the time of pray, after or before. thinking abt what to tell god. how to ask him things about the dead relatives. like that
me: its fine to be emotional bout dada dadi, bt dont u think that as they r now dead n its of no use to them ?
31 minutes later
me: sorry again, this time a colleague called for tea :)
5 minutes later
Saavi: yeah sure. i get there is no work there at al
me: for me ? actually i hv a hell lot of work that i dont want to do ;)
Saavi: why dont u work
6 minutes later
me: coz i want to do a different work bt ppl expect the best out of me :P
Saavi: do one work for me. i wanna know whats exactly the title Dato in Malaysia, but i dont have time to look in net. i need it for my work
me: Dato' is the most common chivalrous title. The wife of a Dato' is a Datin etc etc
Saavi: i read it
me: i mailed the search page to u.
Saavi: ok thx
me: was searching sexy 3gp videos for mobile , bt kept aside for u :)
9 minutes later
Saavi: оh thanks
me: u r welcome :)
Saavi: im touched
me: i can feel it :D happens with me ! its usual.
Saavi: what?
me: girls getting touched by me ! my actions !
Saavi: oh interesting. what do u do to touch them ?
me: touch ? i think much beyond. touch ignites things, what cooling it ?
Saavi: what r we talking about at all...
me: i ve no idea :P
Saavi: lets talk something else then
me: tough to think beyond sex in evening.
Saavi: uf.. talk about chocolate
me: why?
Saavi: why not
me: not much affection for sweets. can talk if its bout sharing chocolates :P
Saavi: i would tell u to talk about alcohols but u dont drink
me: chocolates r hot to share while french kiss :P
Saavi: kind of complex thing, involves attempts.
me: no experience.
Saavi: ive done it. doesnt give much pleasure
me: i dont think so. so what gives pleasure ?
Saavi: slow kissing
me: why slow ? one may not be so patient. like me.
Saavi: cos u can focus on the feeling of pleasure.
me: bt if sm1 like me gets to do after much wait, he's gonna, maybe, bite not slow kiss :P
what's g spot?
Saavi: its something inside the body, down.
i've always had enough time for these thing so was never in hurry. only couple of times, n i can say the fast n furious kissing has never been pleasant to me.
me: that may be true, think u never had to stay without sex ;) u cant feel my emotions.
Saavi: i had, for a year and a half, had to stay without
me: why ?
Saavi: no, here, as mehul was in India. i didnt see him for 1,5 year
me: i trust u. once i taste it, i dont think i can stay without !
thank God, till now i ve no experience.
Saavi: hmmmm
me: bcomes habit like.
Saavi: щея
Yes, bfore doing it u dont know what u miss n hence u dont miss it.
me: exactly, bt i feel missing smthng
Saavi: yeah right
me: so the night discharge n couple thing is very different experiences?
Saavi: yeah it is different
me: hw?
Saavi: u realize that ur alone when ur, n in the other occasion u realize there is another real person with u, n that u share urselves intimately, the mere fact that ur naked in front of other, u try to please the other, its just a totally different game.
me: please the other ? i like the expressions of women having climax.
Saavi: i bet u havent seen real one
me: in videos is it not real ? do they fake it ? looks hot :P
Saavi: tum bhi na :) of course they fake it, heloo
me: dont say that. their expressions, voices of pleasure.. all fake???
Saavi: of course!! what ru, ru fine ??
everyone knows this. they dont even feel pleasure. they r paid to shout and pretend, to please the male audience who think its so easy and drives the women mad with pleasure.
me: ok for actors bt no such thing occurs in real ? at all?
Saavi: women dont shout like this. only prostitutes, who also pretend.
me: ok no shouting. but slow hissing sounds :P u mean they've nothing to gain from intercourse ??
Saavi: well they do if its done properly. yeah the hissing n such can do. men dont know how to do it generally.
me: hw to ? generally ?
Saavi: well it must include a lot of foreplay, definitely not 2 minutes, at least 10-15, n then the sex itself, also at least that long.
me: i love foreplay. actually more than climax maybe :) it was came out in a survey last
Saavi: men get excited quickly, faster than women, n tend to freak out for intercourse, skipping the foreplay.
me: yr that indian males have very short period for sex :)
Saavi: short period means ?
me: frply intercourse, off course here no after play ! its the total period. n same is true bout intercourse too. survey by india today magazine.
hw bout ur husband ? dont mind.
Saavi: well. no comment on my personal thing.
me: good. he's indian after all :)
Saavi: no, i just dont want strangers to know his intimate habits. no nead of spreading it.
me: do i spread things ? so wht bout tomorrow ? i m to be bored on sunday
Saavi: we'll have guests for lunch
me: gotta leave, watch man came early today.
Saavi: n i have to be babysitting my friend's kid also
ok
me: babysitting :D i see.
Saavi: yeah
me: watch man seems to have some mega deals to be finalized n board of directors waiting for him too :D
i need a new mother too :P
Saavi: what for
me: sorry, boss came here n scolded. so closed window.
Saavi: oh my boss was just with me too but didnt see my chatting
7 minutes later
Saavi: last night i had dream of my late dada-dadi. they were not in good condition. i have to go to church today to light candles for them.
i guess they feel forgotten.
me: same way my father was complaining me ystrdy :)
Saavi: what
me: he's bout to retire.
Saavi: my dada-dadi r dead.
me: ok, dont go literally
Saavi: im worried they feel forgotten there wherever they r :) cos in my dream they were in bad condition. we consider, that if u dream of a dead relative, it very much shows they want u to know something, and we always buy some sweets and give to people, for god to forgive the dead. if the dream is not good, then going to church is a must.
me: so this Saturday night at church ? what u do there? just lighting candles ?
Saavi: praying, thinking
me: what thinking ? if u pray u should not think other things.
Saavi: not at the time of pray, after or before. thinking abt what to tell god. how to ask him things about the dead relatives. like that
me: its fine to be emotional bout dada dadi, bt dont u think that as they r now dead n its of no use to them ?
31 minutes later
me: sorry again, this time a colleague called for tea :)
5 minutes later
Saavi: yeah sure. i get there is no work there at al
me: for me ? actually i hv a hell lot of work that i dont want to do ;)
Saavi: why dont u work
6 minutes later
me: coz i want to do a different work bt ppl expect the best out of me :P
Saavi: do one work for me. i wanna know whats exactly the title Dato in Malaysia, but i dont have time to look in net. i need it for my work
me: Dato' is the most common chivalrous title. The wife of a Dato' is a Datin etc etc
Saavi: i read it
me: i mailed the search page to u.
Saavi: ok thx
me: was searching sexy 3gp videos for mobile , bt kept aside for u :)
9 minutes later
Saavi: оh thanks
me: u r welcome :)
Saavi: im touched
me: i can feel it :D happens with me ! its usual.
Saavi: what?
me: girls getting touched by me ! my actions !
Saavi: oh interesting. what do u do to touch them ?
me: touch ? i think much beyond. touch ignites things, what cooling it ?
Saavi: what r we talking about at all...
me: i ve no idea :P
Saavi: lets talk something else then
me: tough to think beyond sex in evening.
Saavi: uf.. talk about chocolate
me: why?
Saavi: why not
me: not much affection for sweets. can talk if its bout sharing chocolates :P
Saavi: i would tell u to talk about alcohols but u dont drink
me: chocolates r hot to share while french kiss :P
Saavi: kind of complex thing, involves attempts.
me: no experience.
Saavi: ive done it. doesnt give much pleasure
me: i dont think so. so what gives pleasure ?
Saavi: slow kissing
me: why slow ? one may not be so patient. like me.
Saavi: cos u can focus on the feeling of pleasure.
me: bt if sm1 like me gets to do after much wait, he's gonna, maybe, bite not slow kiss :P
what's g spot?
Saavi: its something inside the body, down.
i've always had enough time for these thing so was never in hurry. only couple of times, n i can say the fast n furious kissing has never been pleasant to me.
me: that may be true, think u never had to stay without sex ;) u cant feel my emotions.
Saavi: i had, for a year and a half, had to stay without
me: why ?
Saavi: no, here, as mehul was in India. i didnt see him for 1,5 year
me: i trust u. once i taste it, i dont think i can stay without !
thank God, till now i ve no experience.
Saavi: hmmmm
me: bcomes habit like.
Saavi: щея
Yes, bfore doing it u dont know what u miss n hence u dont miss it.
me: exactly, bt i feel missing smthng
Saavi: yeah right
me: so the night discharge n couple thing is very different experiences?
Saavi: yeah it is different
me: hw?
Saavi: u realize that ur alone when ur, n in the other occasion u realize there is another real person with u, n that u share urselves intimately, the mere fact that ur naked in front of other, u try to please the other, its just a totally different game.
me: please the other ? i like the expressions of women having climax.
Saavi: i bet u havent seen real one
me: in videos is it not real ? do they fake it ? looks hot :P
Saavi: tum bhi na :) of course they fake it, heloo
me: dont say that. their expressions, voices of pleasure.. all fake???
Saavi: of course!! what ru, ru fine ??
everyone knows this. they dont even feel pleasure. they r paid to shout and pretend, to please the male audience who think its so easy and drives the women mad with pleasure.
me: ok for actors bt no such thing occurs in real ? at all?
Saavi: women dont shout like this. only prostitutes, who also pretend.
me: ok no shouting. but slow hissing sounds :P u mean they've nothing to gain from intercourse ??
Saavi: well they do if its done properly. yeah the hissing n such can do. men dont know how to do it generally.
me: hw to ? generally ?
Saavi: well it must include a lot of foreplay, definitely not 2 minutes, at least 10-15, n then the sex itself, also at least that long.
me: i love foreplay. actually more than climax maybe :) it was came out in a survey last
Saavi: men get excited quickly, faster than women, n tend to freak out for intercourse, skipping the foreplay.
me: yr that indian males have very short period for sex :)
Saavi: short period means ?
me: frply intercourse, off course here no after play ! its the total period. n same is true bout intercourse too. survey by india today magazine.
hw bout ur husband ? dont mind.
Saavi: well. no comment on my personal thing.
me: good. he's indian after all :)
Saavi: no, i just dont want strangers to know his intimate habits. no nead of spreading it.
me: do i spread things ? so wht bout tomorrow ? i m to be bored on sunday
Saavi: we'll have guests for lunch
me: gotta leave, watch man came early today.
Saavi: n i have to be babysitting my friend's kid also
ok
me: babysitting :D i see.
Saavi: yeah
me: watch man seems to have some mega deals to be finalized n board of directors waiting for him too :D
i need a new mother too :P
Saavi: what for
Tuesday, 29 December 2009
a few scattered pieces about me fit together and...
5th September, 2007
me: what's bloom?
Saavi: just 1 min
me: me too. we're quite same :) except sex drive n closed door, and partner. (with reference to some facebook application)
Saavi: yeah quite same but this, this, this this r different :)
why u wrote heyy baby in status msg ? bcos of the movie na ? what do u think about it
me: although lifted from english film, good time pass, u know story?
Saavi: 1 min…we tried to see it last night, my husband saw all of it n kept laughing and enjoying. i managed to see only first half an hour, not managing to laugh as i found all jokes old and used, n some situations pathetic, n i didnt see further.
i dont know, something wrong with me, that i dont like good movies, or the movie really was not worth
me: wasnt worth, i like sajid khan's tv shows very much bt not so humorous. better u left in btwn :)
Saavi: great. good that u also think this way
me: i had to pass my sunday evnng n it was the best among all available movies.
me: didnt read my joke?
Saavi: which 1
me: $100, $75 and then $25 references ?
need to resent??
Saavi: i saw it, kind of ok
me: i was surprised that straight lay is costliest :P is it true???
Saavi: it is not costliest but of course blowjob and hand job r not as expensive
me: so what's costliest?
Saavi: sorry, dont hv experience in this, to know
must be full night service, from elite courtesan, in expensive hotel and room, maybe pool, big bed, or many women, dont know.
me off for lunch
about 2 hours later
me: sorry, the day was devoted to my duty :)
Saavi: np
me: ihp (is it "i have problem" ?? i can't recall actually lol)
Saavi: then dont have
me: u c nw as duty time is over, net starts functioning. whole day chat was disabled :(
Saavi: i see. i need to go home, in 10 mins. i will probably come online from home too
me: oh no.. have mercy. in hw much time will u b online?
Saavi: i need around 40 mins to reach home
me: thats all for today then unless i go to cyber cafe after leaving office.
Saavi: well yes
hey there is cricket match today, right ?
me: why early today?
Saavi: has it started
me: i dont see cricket for last few yrs
Saavi: workers will be at home, to make a glass rack in the kitchen, then i can take photos of my kitchen n send to my friends. as they wanted to see n this it needed to be ready
me: i ve been watching sm couples with wife similar to u since past 3-4 days :P
Saavi: where ru watching
me: on road, in malls, in sm shop etc.
Saavi: how can u say the wife is similar to me
me: when i go to atm for withdrawing money, they withdraw Bfore i do :)
INSTINCT !!! i guess by INSTINCT !!!
Saavi: so u have instinct
me: all have. i cant follow always although.
Saavi: alright. im going. see u :)
me: tomorrow ? n what bout the joke we were discussing :P ?
Saavi: we finished the discussion on that i think. tomorrow im not sure, maybe yes maybe no
me: i dont think so.
Saavi: ok, gtg
me: why ? holiday ?
Saavi: yes, 4 days
me: i ll have to spend 5 per sms. oh my God.
where do i find other gf to chat?
Saavi: in internet
ok byeeeee
10th September, 2007
me: good morning :)
Saavi: good morning
me: plz tell me ur not angry.
Saavi: i was really but now have other things to worry about. Relax. just keep in mind there will be no next time
me: i know, bt i still wonder what was so bad that i did
Saavi: what u told me. it was not a good thing by my point of view. from urs i guess its normal
me: i know I said “go to hell”. that was really insulting bt the repeated sending was not insulting at least. maybe bit aggressive :P
did u receive my msg ystrdy?
Saavi: y
me: i mean what s the receiving problem at ur end ? i see the msg sent in my cell. ive been sending at least one every day :)
Saavi: i get them
me: so u didnt wish to give miss call :(
Saavi: u said, if i come online in the next 2-3 hours
me: that for ystrdy,
Saavi: whats the need to give u miss calls
me: i dont remember precisely for which reasons i asked u in last 3-4 days
bt i felt like u r not getting msgs.
Saavi: personal issues.
i get ur msgs which reminds me that i requested u not to send me any more sms
me: so u ve definitely changed ur opinion bout me.
Saavi: its more like, a few scattered pieces abt u fit together
me: puzzling ? u mean ?
wife calls.. oops sorry boss alert. cu later.
Saavi: k
46 minutes later
me: m bak to say bye what's sama ?
Saavi: fine. its in my language
me: in which connection fine ? if u dont mind telling :)
Saavi: u said u came to say bye
me: so u r waiting me to go ??? i meant i ll be here for just 5 min or so as its bout lunch time.
ok then cu. later in the day.
Saavi: no actually i want to say,,, ok bye
43 minutes later
me: hello u there?
Saavi: yeah
me: so u said
1) dont send me sms.
2) pieces bout me fit together
can u explain these?
so gayee kya?
Saavi: yeah, first 1 is literally. dont send me any more sms.
i dont mean sending me one message 5 times or more or lying that u sent 4 times when actually it was more but u didnt count.
dont send me any more, please
so, got it ?
me: what's bloom?
Saavi: just 1 min
me: me too. we're quite same :) except sex drive n closed door, and partner. (with reference to some facebook application)
Saavi: yeah quite same but this, this, this this r different :)
why u wrote heyy baby in status msg ? bcos of the movie na ? what do u think about it
me: although lifted from english film, good time pass, u know story?
Saavi: 1 min…we tried to see it last night, my husband saw all of it n kept laughing and enjoying. i managed to see only first half an hour, not managing to laugh as i found all jokes old and used, n some situations pathetic, n i didnt see further.
i dont know, something wrong with me, that i dont like good movies, or the movie really was not worth
me: wasnt worth, i like sajid khan's tv shows very much bt not so humorous. better u left in btwn :)
Saavi: great. good that u also think this way
me: i had to pass my sunday evnng n it was the best among all available movies.
me: didnt read my joke?
Saavi: which 1
me: $100, $75 and then $25 references ?
need to resent??
Saavi: i saw it, kind of ok
me: i was surprised that straight lay is costliest :P is it true???
Saavi: it is not costliest but of course blowjob and hand job r not as expensive
me: so what's costliest?
Saavi: sorry, dont hv experience in this, to know
must be full night service, from elite courtesan, in expensive hotel and room, maybe pool, big bed, or many women, dont know.
me off for lunch
about 2 hours later
me: sorry, the day was devoted to my duty :)
Saavi: np
me: ihp (is it "i have problem" ?? i can't recall actually lol)
Saavi: then dont have
me: u c nw as duty time is over, net starts functioning. whole day chat was disabled :(
Saavi: i see. i need to go home, in 10 mins. i will probably come online from home too
me: oh no.. have mercy. in hw much time will u b online?
Saavi: i need around 40 mins to reach home
me: thats all for today then unless i go to cyber cafe after leaving office.
Saavi: well yes
hey there is cricket match today, right ?
me: why early today?
Saavi: has it started
me: i dont see cricket for last few yrs
Saavi: workers will be at home, to make a glass rack in the kitchen, then i can take photos of my kitchen n send to my friends. as they wanted to see n this it needed to be ready
me: i ve been watching sm couples with wife similar to u since past 3-4 days :P
Saavi: where ru watching
me: on road, in malls, in sm shop etc.
Saavi: how can u say the wife is similar to me
me: when i go to atm for withdrawing money, they withdraw Bfore i do :)
INSTINCT !!! i guess by INSTINCT !!!
Saavi: so u have instinct
me: all have. i cant follow always although.
Saavi: alright. im going. see u :)
me: tomorrow ? n what bout the joke we were discussing :P ?
Saavi: we finished the discussion on that i think. tomorrow im not sure, maybe yes maybe no
me: i dont think so.
Saavi: ok, gtg
me: why ? holiday ?
Saavi: yes, 4 days
me: i ll have to spend 5 per sms. oh my God.
where do i find other gf to chat?
Saavi: in internet
ok byeeeee
10th September, 2007
me: good morning :)
Saavi: good morning
me: plz tell me ur not angry.
Saavi: i was really but now have other things to worry about. Relax. just keep in mind there will be no next time
me: i know, bt i still wonder what was so bad that i did
Saavi: what u told me. it was not a good thing by my point of view. from urs i guess its normal
me: i know I said “go to hell”. that was really insulting bt the repeated sending was not insulting at least. maybe bit aggressive :P
did u receive my msg ystrdy?
Saavi: y
me: i mean what s the receiving problem at ur end ? i see the msg sent in my cell. ive been sending at least one every day :)
Saavi: i get them
me: so u didnt wish to give miss call :(
Saavi: u said, if i come online in the next 2-3 hours
me: that for ystrdy,
Saavi: whats the need to give u miss calls
me: i dont remember precisely for which reasons i asked u in last 3-4 days
bt i felt like u r not getting msgs.
Saavi: personal issues.
i get ur msgs which reminds me that i requested u not to send me any more sms
me: so u ve definitely changed ur opinion bout me.
Saavi: its more like, a few scattered pieces abt u fit together
me: puzzling ? u mean ?
wife calls.. oops sorry boss alert. cu later.
Saavi: k
46 minutes later
me: m bak to say bye what's sama ?
Saavi: fine. its in my language
me: in which connection fine ? if u dont mind telling :)
Saavi: u said u came to say bye
me: so u r waiting me to go ??? i meant i ll be here for just 5 min or so as its bout lunch time.
ok then cu. later in the day.
Saavi: no actually i want to say,,, ok bye
43 minutes later
me: hello u there?
Saavi: yeah
me: so u said
1) dont send me sms.
2) pieces bout me fit together
can u explain these?
so gayee kya?
Saavi: yeah, first 1 is literally. dont send me any more sms.
i dont mean sending me one message 5 times or more or lying that u sent 4 times when actually it was more but u didnt count.
dont send me any more, please
so, got it ?
Saturday, 26 December 2009
at least billiyo ko to chhodo !!!
27th August, 2009
me: so wats up in colg ?
Bharti: nthng
swine flu
me: koi bf mila
Bharti: i like smebdy else already
i had told u :-o
me: wat ?
swine flu ho gaya tuje ?? batati nahi, chat kyu karti ho mujse :x
Bharti: lol nahi hua yaar
me: thnk god main bach gaya lol
Bharti: :) tumhe nahi hota flu, tumhare pc ko lol
me: pc ko to main roj chhedta hu, fir hoga hi na lol
Bharti: lol
me: btw already hai thts fine bt i mean colg me aur koi :P
Bharti: no. m a one man woman :D
me: smart gal. shikh rahi hai jaldi jaldi :D
Bharti: :)
me: bt u knw is jaalim duniya me one man woman to common hai. uski koi value nai lol
value one woman man ki hai :P
Bharti: lol mai jiske liye one man woman hu wo bhi one woman man hi hai
me: great. unbelievable
Bharti: right
me: lucky you
Bharti: hmm :)
10 minutes later
me: read mandeep's comments ?
Bharti: no. whr ?
me: he's lost his mind in revenging us :D
Bharti: lol but whr?
me: mere poll me hi. usne to tumhare profile ki link bhi di thi complaint me par kisi mod ne delete kar diya :D
Bharti: kya ? lol
Kyu ? hahaha ill chck
lol
hua kya tha..plz explain theek se
me: poll bana tha ek :D
51 minutes later
Bharti: .......
me: kahan bhaag jaati ho
Bharti: aaj Thursday. power jaati hai
me: :D
Bharti: :)
me: pune me ho ya kisi gaanv me lol
Bharti: last thursday pehle bataya tha na tumhe. pune me hota hi hai
me: okk par dopahar ki dhoop me :(
Bharti: hmm
me: kya karte ho fir
Bharti: abhi to soyi thi
me: gaana gungunate ho hmmm lol ??
Bharti: :)
me: kitna soti hogi
Bharti: evry thursday
me: ok so power nahi to so jaao aisa lol
Bharti: nahi :D abhi sweetie se khelte khelte so gayi
me: haha kya khelti hogi uske saath :D
Bharti: kuch nai. wo so rahi hoti hai to use jagati hu :P
tickling etc.. till she bites hard lol
me: chhi chii
Bharti: kya chhi chhi?
me: bichari se ganda kaam karvati ho :P
Bharti: wo koi ladka nahi hai
me: exploitation of animals
Bharti: lol she loves me
me: kutta le leti to bina tickling kaat leta na lol
Bharti: wo bhi kisi limit tak sehti hai be4i
hahaha
kutta bhi hai, kutti actually. stray dog.. roz haumare ghar k bahar soti hai. i call her Dusty
me: stray dog :D
Bharti: ??
me: mere flat ke bahar to
Bharti: ...
me: 2 kutte rehte hai
Bharti: ..
me: ek kala ek laal
Bharti: laal ? lol
me: stray wale hi
Bharti: tum unhe bhaga dete hoge.
u want to see her ? n sweetie ?
wait
me: nahi re, dono bilkul ahinsak hai
Bharti: okay good
me: bt wo saale main jo polythin bags me kachara aur bread etc fenkta hu
Bharti: wo khaate hai
me: uska postmortum karke gandki kar dete hai gallery me
Bharti: lol
me: main door kholo to sab failan dikhta hai :(
mera kya jaata hai, par kaam wali pareshaan hoti hai. use sab collect karna jo padta hai lol
Bharti: wait
bolo
me: time to leave i think :(
sab chale gaye. yahoo pe mile 6 .30 ko. tab tak main ghar pahunch kar
Bharti: ok..
me: chai bai pi lunaga
Bharti: kk :) but mai waha rahungi ya nahi.. i cant assure u k?
me: so see ya :)
Bharti: oks :) cu gn sd tc hav a nice night ahead
me: take care
kiss sweetie frm my side :P
Bharti: yes i will :)
thanks
me: bite if u can
Bharti: lol i nevr bite her.
but ill try cya :)
me: bbye
Bharti: byee :)
28th August, 2009
Bharti: hi am in clg
me: abhi ? laptop leke jaati ho :D
Bharti: nahi. digital library
me: ok u knw
Bharti: ..
me: meri univ me wan install hua tha
Bharti: k..
me: par muje net access karna bhi nai aata tha :D
24 saal ki umar me maine apna mail id banaya lol
Bharti: :)
me: wo bhi ek job application ke liye. online hi kar sakte the isliye :D
Bharti: ok..:)
me: mera msg offline wala padha ?
Bharti: nahi. kaha?
me: arey re i m banned, without notice today :(
Bharti: kyu?
me: dont knw. i guess wo meethi ne kuchh complain kar di hogi. main roj frnd request karta tha :D
Bharti: :)
me: dnt knw why m i feeling sad :D
Bharti: lol
me: meri shayri padhi aaj baarish ke upar ?
Bharti: nahi..peechhe teachers hai
me: practical to nahi chal raha :D
Bharti: nai :D
me: fir kya darr teacher ka ?
Bharti: ruko
childish lol :D ( about my funny shayari)
tumhare ghar k bahar ke 2 dogs kya ? :P
me: wo aur uske clones jo har jagah hote hai :D
Bharti: lol
me: inspired frm real life. aaj achanak gali me sabji wale shor karte nazar aaye. kaafi dino bad :D
Bharti: :) nice observation
me: nice nahi hai :( shor nahi pasand hame :D
Bharti: :) lol
me: aur muje to sabji leni nahi fir main kyu sunu :(
Bharti: wait
me: kabse soch raha hu, cooking start karna, gym join karna. nthng’s hapening :(
Bharti: sirf socho mat thn. karo bhi
me: i knw, par har shaam muje koi dor khinchti hai,
Bharti: wanted 2 ask u smethng
me: ghar ki taraf, kuchh sujhta nahi lol
Bharti: tumne wo seed boya kaise?
me: lol
Bharti: :P
me: soppa aahe
Bharti: lol kharach ?
me: mouse madhe pakdun
Bharti: ok..bara
me: drop on the hole
Bharti: lol
me: first go to the garden
Bharti: marathit sang na
ok..laavte zaad
wait
hmm bolo
tumne wo bublebath doosre room mai kyu nai rakha ?
me: muje to bahut der baad pata chala ki dusre rooms hai :D
vaise kitne room hai tere ?
Bharti: :)
3 rooms 2 gardens
me: muje thode din pehle bada ghar mila jyada rooms
Bharti: wow B-)
me: maine to seed ko 2 mahine tak table par chhod rakha tha sofi ne bataya kyu bota nahi lol
Bharti: ohk..:)
me: maine kaha garden kahan hai ??
Bharti: lol
kya ?
ohk..:)
6 minutes later
me: visit karte samay aur kuchh kar sakte hai kya, frnds ki cat ke saath ?
Bharti: haan, khana khila sakte hai, nehla sakte hai
me: tht i knw. main to har baar chek karta hu
Bharti: thn tumhe aur kya karna hai ?
lol
me: jisko jarurat ho use khila deta hu
Bharti: at least billiyon ko to chhodo
me: lol
Bharti: hw sweet
me: ab kya kare activites kam hai wahan :(
Bharti: :P
hmm..
me: so wats up in colg ?
Bharti: nthng
swine flu
me: koi bf mila
Bharti: i like smebdy else already
i had told u :-o
me: wat ?
swine flu ho gaya tuje ?? batati nahi, chat kyu karti ho mujse :x
Bharti: lol nahi hua yaar
me: thnk god main bach gaya lol
Bharti: :) tumhe nahi hota flu, tumhare pc ko lol
me: pc ko to main roj chhedta hu, fir hoga hi na lol
Bharti: lol
me: btw already hai thts fine bt i mean colg me aur koi :P
Bharti: no. m a one man woman :D
me: smart gal. shikh rahi hai jaldi jaldi :D
Bharti: :)
me: bt u knw is jaalim duniya me one man woman to common hai. uski koi value nai lol
value one woman man ki hai :P
Bharti: lol mai jiske liye one man woman hu wo bhi one woman man hi hai
me: great. unbelievable
Bharti: right
me: lucky you
Bharti: hmm :)
10 minutes later
me: read mandeep's comments ?
Bharti: no. whr ?
me: he's lost his mind in revenging us :D
Bharti: lol but whr?
me: mere poll me hi. usne to tumhare profile ki link bhi di thi complaint me par kisi mod ne delete kar diya :D
Bharti: kya ? lol
Kyu ? hahaha ill chck
lol
hua kya tha..plz explain theek se
me: poll bana tha ek :D
51 minutes later
Bharti: .......
me: kahan bhaag jaati ho
Bharti: aaj Thursday. power jaati hai
me: :D
Bharti: :)
me: pune me ho ya kisi gaanv me lol
Bharti: last thursday pehle bataya tha na tumhe. pune me hota hi hai
me: okk par dopahar ki dhoop me :(
Bharti: hmm
me: kya karte ho fir
Bharti: abhi to soyi thi
me: gaana gungunate ho hmmm lol ??
Bharti: :)
me: kitna soti hogi
Bharti: evry thursday
me: ok so power nahi to so jaao aisa lol
Bharti: nahi :D abhi sweetie se khelte khelte so gayi
me: haha kya khelti hogi uske saath :D
Bharti: kuch nai. wo so rahi hoti hai to use jagati hu :P
tickling etc.. till she bites hard lol
me: chhi chii
Bharti: kya chhi chhi?
me: bichari se ganda kaam karvati ho :P
Bharti: wo koi ladka nahi hai
me: exploitation of animals
Bharti: lol she loves me
me: kutta le leti to bina tickling kaat leta na lol
Bharti: wo bhi kisi limit tak sehti hai be4i
hahaha
kutta bhi hai, kutti actually. stray dog.. roz haumare ghar k bahar soti hai. i call her Dusty
me: stray dog :D
Bharti: ??
me: mere flat ke bahar to
Bharti: ...
me: 2 kutte rehte hai
Bharti: ..
me: ek kala ek laal
Bharti: laal ? lol
me: stray wale hi
Bharti: tum unhe bhaga dete hoge.
u want to see her ? n sweetie ?
wait
me: nahi re, dono bilkul ahinsak hai
Bharti: okay good
me: bt wo saale main jo polythin bags me kachara aur bread etc fenkta hu
Bharti: wo khaate hai
me: uska postmortum karke gandki kar dete hai gallery me
Bharti: lol
me: main door kholo to sab failan dikhta hai :(
mera kya jaata hai, par kaam wali pareshaan hoti hai. use sab collect karna jo padta hai lol
Bharti: wait
bolo
me: time to leave i think :(
sab chale gaye. yahoo pe mile 6 .30 ko. tab tak main ghar pahunch kar
Bharti: ok..
me: chai bai pi lunaga
Bharti: kk :) but mai waha rahungi ya nahi.. i cant assure u k?
me: so see ya :)
Bharti: oks :) cu gn sd tc hav a nice night ahead
me: take care
kiss sweetie frm my side :P
Bharti: yes i will :)
thanks
me: bite if u can
Bharti: lol i nevr bite her.
but ill try cya :)
me: bbye
Bharti: byee :)
28th August, 2009
Bharti: hi am in clg
me: abhi ? laptop leke jaati ho :D
Bharti: nahi. digital library
me: ok u knw
Bharti: ..
me: meri univ me wan install hua tha
Bharti: k..
me: par muje net access karna bhi nai aata tha :D
24 saal ki umar me maine apna mail id banaya lol
Bharti: :)
me: wo bhi ek job application ke liye. online hi kar sakte the isliye :D
Bharti: ok..:)
me: mera msg offline wala padha ?
Bharti: nahi. kaha?
me: arey re i m banned, without notice today :(
Bharti: kyu?
me: dont knw. i guess wo meethi ne kuchh complain kar di hogi. main roj frnd request karta tha :D
Bharti: :)
me: dnt knw why m i feeling sad :D
Bharti: lol
me: meri shayri padhi aaj baarish ke upar ?
Bharti: nahi..peechhe teachers hai
me: practical to nahi chal raha :D
Bharti: nai :D
me: fir kya darr teacher ka ?
Bharti: ruko
childish lol :D ( about my funny shayari)
tumhare ghar k bahar ke 2 dogs kya ? :P
me: wo aur uske clones jo har jagah hote hai :D
Bharti: lol
me: inspired frm real life. aaj achanak gali me sabji wale shor karte nazar aaye. kaafi dino bad :D
Bharti: :) nice observation
me: nice nahi hai :( shor nahi pasand hame :D
Bharti: :) lol
me: aur muje to sabji leni nahi fir main kyu sunu :(
Bharti: wait
me: kabse soch raha hu, cooking start karna, gym join karna. nthng’s hapening :(
Bharti: sirf socho mat thn. karo bhi
me: i knw, par har shaam muje koi dor khinchti hai,
Bharti: wanted 2 ask u smethng
me: ghar ki taraf, kuchh sujhta nahi lol
Bharti: tumne wo seed boya kaise?
me: lol
Bharti: :P
me: soppa aahe
Bharti: lol kharach ?
me: mouse madhe pakdun
Bharti: ok..bara
me: drop on the hole
Bharti: lol
me: first go to the garden
Bharti: marathit sang na
ok..laavte zaad
wait
hmm bolo
tumne wo bublebath doosre room mai kyu nai rakha ?
me: muje to bahut der baad pata chala ki dusre rooms hai :D
vaise kitne room hai tere ?
Bharti: :)
3 rooms 2 gardens
me: muje thode din pehle bada ghar mila jyada rooms
Bharti: wow B-)
me: maine to seed ko 2 mahine tak table par chhod rakha tha sofi ne bataya kyu bota nahi lol
Bharti: ohk..:)
me: maine kaha garden kahan hai ??
Bharti: lol
kya ?
ohk..:)
6 minutes later
me: visit karte samay aur kuchh kar sakte hai kya, frnds ki cat ke saath ?
Bharti: haan, khana khila sakte hai, nehla sakte hai
me: tht i knw. main to har baar chek karta hu
Bharti: thn tumhe aur kya karna hai ?
lol
me: jisko jarurat ho use khila deta hu
Bharti: at least billiyon ko to chhodo
me: lol
Bharti: hw sweet
me: ab kya kare activites kam hai wahan :(
Bharti: :P
hmm..
Online cooking lessions
September, 2009
me: heloo
Rati: haan bolo
me: :(
Rati: ?
me: wait kar rahi thi mera :P abhi to offline thi
Rati: :P
me: lol
Rati: kaun mai ? nai thi offline
me: tum chat room me kyu nai aati ?
abhi dekha maine
Rati: ill get addicted
kya dekha ? nai ? mai to orkut pe thi abhi yaha pe ol hi thi
me: ok u r right lol
Rati: aisa q laga ?
me: wo jo green light hai na, wo green nai thi :D
Rati: ohh nahi.. green hi thi, ol hu kabse.
btw mujhe bataoo tumne ladki ki profile q banayi ? tum bisexual to nahi ho na?
me: addiction :P
Rati: lol
me: bt dont wry. dusra koi addiction milega to chhod dunga :P
Rati: :) par r u interested in boh sexes?
me: maybe.. i dunno. i ll hv to try first :P
Rati: what?
me: girls ka to confirm hai, bachpan se lol
Rati: u serious?
me: lets keep it a secret :P
Rati: seriously??
me: lol
Rati: ??
me: bachhi jaise baate karti ho
Rati: say yes atleast
me: i m a complete man :)
Rati: maybe u r
me: raymonds jaisi quality :D
Rati: lol but i thnk u might b bi
me: ok wht if i m :P ?
Rati: nthng :)
me: u knw whts my fantasy is with girls ?
Rati: ....
me: gaaliya mat dena, batau ?
Rati: yes
me: beating 'em :P
not hard to bleed ok :)
Rati: what?
me: slapping
Rati: ohk.... lol
me: ulti khadi karke____u knw :P
Rati: bechari tumhari honewali wife
me: wht bechari ? only if she enjoys it, i ll beat :)
Rati: k..
me: do u like it :)
Rati: no comments
me: tht means YES lol
Rati: no, wats ur fantasy wid guys?
me: chiii i told u as of today
Rati: batao.. sharmao mat
me: not at all
Rati: ok
me: nahi hai yaar
Rati: ohk fine
me: let me experience gals first :D
Rati: k
me: nd i m a one-woman man
Rati: k
me: so chance nahi kisi aur ka :)
Rati: :)
me: tht makes choice tough for marriage
Rati: ......
me: ham to affair/frndship discuss kar rahe the na ;) ....(in the morning session before lunch)
Rati: yes
me: to aisa kyu hota hai
Rati: agar mai tumse kahu...
kaisa?
me: main ladkiyo se sirf frndship nai kar sakta. shaadi ke bina koi baat hi nai karta :(
Rati: bcoz u nevr had real girls as frnds.. tats y maybe
me: wt i meant was
Rati: ..
me: kisi ladki ke paas jaata hu to bheed ho jaati hai. tarah tarah ki baate hoti hai. wo jannat nahi dekhi tune :D
Rati: ?
me: movie, Jannat
Rati: nahi dekhi
me: jhoothi. us din to tune kaha tha
Rati: kab ?
me: uski story bhi puchhi thi lol ek sunday ko
Rati: to maine poochi na.. maine dekhi kaha hai ? sunday ko humne 1 baar bhi chat nahi ki hai
me: ki thi. kaafi der tak ki thi, fir tumne kaha neend aa rahi hai. maine kaha wo story installment me sunaunga. tum jidd kar rahi thi story sunne ko lol
Rati: haan right, to maine kaha dekhi hai ?
jhooti kyu bola mujhe ? :-'( :'-( :'(
me: ok sorry
liar !!
Rati: :'(
chalo mujhe kuch khane k liye banana hai
me: btw
Rati: ...
me: muje tumse kaafi recipes shikhni hai
Rati: k..
me: detail me
Rati: sure
me: likh ke dogi ? biryani
Rati: k. tum banane wale ho kya?
me: toor daal
Rati: last time itna mujhse type kar ke liya
me: i m trying my best to clean home
Rati: aur banaya bhi nahi na ? omlette
me: nd buy bartan
Rati: k
me: muhurat nai nikal raha tha
Rati: :-/
me: fir to paise khatam ho gaye jue me :( 15 tarikh ko salary khatam hui
Rati: ohkk fir thik hai
me: dusri bank me jama punji thi us se kaam chala raha hu
Rati: k..
me: :(
Rati: acha fine its k
":(" ye kyu kar rahe ho?
me: ab to kharid lunga bartan. muje sirf ek method aati hai sabji ki. kam se kam kitne bartan chahie ?
Rati: 1
me: lol
Rati: :)
me: i mean roti sabji daal chaval sab pakane
Rati: umm 1 vessel
me: muje sirf cooker me pakana aata hai :D
Rati: aur 1 tava
me: i knw bout tava. fir aata gundne kuchh ?
Rati: ek plate
me: cooker me rice kaise banega ? give me minimum list
Rati: cooker bhi lena hai kya ?
me: cooker ke bina chalega ?
Rati: haan bhandyaat
me: kadai ? matlab kadai na ?
Rati: not kadai. Vessel, aluminium ka
me: aluminium ki pateeli ?
Rati: haan
me: par sabji to kadai me pakati hai mom :)
Rati: look, 2 aluminiun k bartan lo, 1 kadhai, 1 cooker, 2 plates, 2 bowls, 2 ladles, 3 table spoons
me: lol ladles bole to ?
Rati: wo hote hi na
me: bowl, spoon ki chinta mat karo
Rati: amti ko kya bolte hai ? curry
me: i cn understand
Rati: parosne ke liye jo thodasa deep hota hai
me: main sirf pakane ke liye kya chahiey wo puchh raha tha lol
Rati: acha, 2 aluminiun k bartan lo, 1 kadhai, 1 cooker. itna kaafi hai aur 1 tawa
me: to agar kadai hai to cooker kyu lu ?
Rati: cooker jldi pakane ke liye
me: okk par muje fried rice pasand hai, cooker wala nai :P
Rati: lol fir theek hai.. baad me cooker lo
me: daal aur rice ki recipe taiyar karna :)
Rati: k. daal ki recipe nahi hoti lol
me: mail kar dena
kyu ? its complicated. i hv seen :) pehle daal ko ubaalo cooker me, fir sab masala taiyar karo
Rati: k..
me: kya kitna dalna muje nai pata na :( prakrutii ne ek ladki se puuchhi thi recipe. usne chat room me batayi thi :D
Rati: :D
me: chk out
Rati: kk mere pet me choohe daud rahe hai
me: 1.a cup urad dal ..a cup toor daal. salt as per tatse green chilli drak ..
2.cut them in pieces..
3.onion ..zeeran oil to fry
4.soak dal for half n hr ..
5.ab ektho cooker uthao ..achha se dhoke saf karke oohme dono dal dijiye ..
6.kati hui hari mirchi adrak namak swad anusar dalke do tho seeti marne tak pakaiye..
gas band karna nahi bhuliyega ..
7.tel frying pan me garam karke ..ohme bareek kata pyaz n zeera daliye ..brown hone tak fry kariye ..
aur dal pe tadka marke man bharke pet bharke thoonsiye
i want this kinda complete method. i am a man :D
okkkk sorry. jao jao, khao khao :P
Rati: lol kisne di ye recipe?
me: hai ek ladki nimbu ki photo wali, chatroom me dekh lena
Rati: acha ohk
me: green lemon ki photo. usne prakruti se puchha ki aata gundna aata hai lol ?
Rati: k :)
k cya will catch u later
me: bbye seeya soon
Rati: yah bye
15 minutes later
Rati: back
me: itni jaldi :P kya pakaya ?
Rati: right :) tomato ki chutney. quick n easy
me: areey itna julm. dhang ka khana nai khati :)
Rati: Oil+green chillies+garlic+tomatoes+salt+coriander=tasty :P
me: i knw, its mouth watering
Rati: mummy ne banayi hai sabji, karela :(
me: bt its chutney after all
Rati: so i made dis 1
so wat?
me: uii ma. i dnt like karela
Rati: me too
me: fir thik hai
Rati: :)
me: maine 2 -3 mahine pehle ketchup ki bottle li thi nayi
Rati: katie ka mooh aisa kyu banaya hai?
me: abhi seal nai toda
Rati: q?
me: kaisa ? i hvnt changed. bas ek lat baal me daali
Rati: neeche se sleeping '3'
me: shape chnge hua ?
Rati: haan
me: lips ka ?
Rati: stylist k paas gaye the kya ?
Nahi, chin ka
me: gyaa tha. par muje kuchh naya nai mila to chnge save kiye bina chala aaya
Rati: hmm
me: naya dress dekha ? maine cheer gal dress bhi liya hai kal
Rati: haan
me: aur 3 chappal bhi. ek roman sandle jo abhi pehni hai
Rati: sweetie pe to dark cols suit hote hai
me: ek rainbow bracelet
Rati: q ki wo white hai na. haan dekhi maine, haan wo bhi dekha
me: sofi said my wallpaper and tiles are fabulous :P
Rati: :)
me: it looks royal, isnt it ?
Rati: :) yes
me: katie is the princess lol
Rati: no. sweetie is :P
me: wo to tere ghar me :D
Rati: :D mera album chck karo na..aur orkut pe kaunsa pic lagau batao, ya tum do koi pic. piggy chpos ka nahi chahiye
me: apni laga lo
Rati: nahi meri nahi
me: be confident modern woman :)
Rati: lol batao na
me: ye prakruti ki hai wo copy kar lo lol
Rati: batao batao
me: abhi bhejta hu mail me
Rati: nahi actress/model nahi chahiye
k
me: non filmi chahie ?
Rati: haan
me: ruko
Rati: k so many.. wow
Wait, i like kiddies more
me: these r copied frm a blog
Rati: ok :)
me: one fashion designer frm london :D
Rati: ohh :-o
lol
me: she buys interesting dresses frm different designers and sells at her shop
Rati: tum itna kaise jaante ho?
me: i ws follwing her blog daily. daily uski posts pe comment karta tha na ;)
Rati: k.. lol
uspe line maar rahe the kya?
me: sure I ws :P bt fir ek din usne apne bf ke baare me likha to my heart broke. nd i left following /reading her blog
Rati: lol
me: i was :D
Rati: lol abhi ka pic kaisa hai ?
me: ouui maa, meri pics ka kya kiya :(
Rati: lol hai na inbox mai :P
me: :x
Rati: :P
me: bekar me mehnat karvai :x
Rati: hahaha thanks so much for ur mehnat :P
lekin achha hai kya ? ya chng karu ?
19 minutes later
me: sowiie hang ho gaya tha
Rati: kkk
me: fir tea time :D
Rati: abhi wala pic kaisa hai?
kk
9 minutes later
me: isi account me orkut kholu to hang ho jaata hai :(
1 hour later
Rati: khud se q baate kar rahe ho lol?
15 minutes later
me: showiie boss aa gaya tha sasura lolnice baby. female hai kya :P
me: heloo
Rati: haan bolo
me: :(
Rati: ?
me: wait kar rahi thi mera :P abhi to offline thi
Rati: :P
me: lol
Rati: kaun mai ? nai thi offline
me: tum chat room me kyu nai aati ?
abhi dekha maine
Rati: ill get addicted
kya dekha ? nai ? mai to orkut pe thi abhi yaha pe ol hi thi
me: ok u r right lol
Rati: aisa q laga ?
me: wo jo green light hai na, wo green nai thi :D
Rati: ohh nahi.. green hi thi, ol hu kabse.
btw mujhe bataoo tumne ladki ki profile q banayi ? tum bisexual to nahi ho na?
me: addiction :P
Rati: lol
me: bt dont wry. dusra koi addiction milega to chhod dunga :P
Rati: :) par r u interested in boh sexes?
me: maybe.. i dunno. i ll hv to try first :P
Rati: what?
me: girls ka to confirm hai, bachpan se lol
Rati: u serious?
me: lets keep it a secret :P
Rati: seriously??
me: lol
Rati: ??
me: bachhi jaise baate karti ho
Rati: say yes atleast
me: i m a complete man :)
Rati: maybe u r
me: raymonds jaisi quality :D
Rati: lol but i thnk u might b bi
me: ok wht if i m :P ?
Rati: nthng :)
me: u knw whts my fantasy is with girls ?
Rati: ....
me: gaaliya mat dena, batau ?
Rati: yes
me: beating 'em :P
not hard to bleed ok :)
Rati: what?
me: slapping
Rati: ohk.... lol
me: ulti khadi karke____u knw :P
Rati: bechari tumhari honewali wife
me: wht bechari ? only if she enjoys it, i ll beat :)
Rati: k..
me: do u like it :)
Rati: no comments
me: tht means YES lol
Rati: no, wats ur fantasy wid guys?
me: chiii i told u as of today
Rati: batao.. sharmao mat
me: not at all
Rati: ok
me: nahi hai yaar
Rati: ohk fine
me: let me experience gals first :D
Rati: k
me: nd i m a one-woman man
Rati: k
me: so chance nahi kisi aur ka :)
Rati: :)
me: tht makes choice tough for marriage
Rati: ......
me: ham to affair/frndship discuss kar rahe the na ;) ....(in the morning session before lunch)
Rati: yes
me: to aisa kyu hota hai
Rati: agar mai tumse kahu...
kaisa?
me: main ladkiyo se sirf frndship nai kar sakta. shaadi ke bina koi baat hi nai karta :(
Rati: bcoz u nevr had real girls as frnds.. tats y maybe
me: wt i meant was
Rati: ..
me: kisi ladki ke paas jaata hu to bheed ho jaati hai. tarah tarah ki baate hoti hai. wo jannat nahi dekhi tune :D
Rati: ?
me: movie, Jannat
Rati: nahi dekhi
me: jhoothi. us din to tune kaha tha
Rati: kab ?
me: uski story bhi puchhi thi lol ek sunday ko
Rati: to maine poochi na.. maine dekhi kaha hai ? sunday ko humne 1 baar bhi chat nahi ki hai
me: ki thi. kaafi der tak ki thi, fir tumne kaha neend aa rahi hai. maine kaha wo story installment me sunaunga. tum jidd kar rahi thi story sunne ko lol
Rati: haan right, to maine kaha dekhi hai ?
jhooti kyu bola mujhe ? :-'( :'-( :'(
me: ok sorry
liar !!
Rati: :'(
chalo mujhe kuch khane k liye banana hai
me: btw
Rati: ...
me: muje tumse kaafi recipes shikhni hai
Rati: k..
me: detail me
Rati: sure
me: likh ke dogi ? biryani
Rati: k. tum banane wale ho kya?
me: toor daal
Rati: last time itna mujhse type kar ke liya
me: i m trying my best to clean home
Rati: aur banaya bhi nahi na ? omlette
me: nd buy bartan
Rati: k
me: muhurat nai nikal raha tha
Rati: :-/
me: fir to paise khatam ho gaye jue me :( 15 tarikh ko salary khatam hui
Rati: ohkk fir thik hai
me: dusri bank me jama punji thi us se kaam chala raha hu
Rati: k..
me: :(
Rati: acha fine its k
":(" ye kyu kar rahe ho?
me: ab to kharid lunga bartan. muje sirf ek method aati hai sabji ki. kam se kam kitne bartan chahie ?
Rati: 1
me: lol
Rati: :)
me: i mean roti sabji daal chaval sab pakane
Rati: umm 1 vessel
me: muje sirf cooker me pakana aata hai :D
Rati: aur 1 tava
me: i knw bout tava. fir aata gundne kuchh ?
Rati: ek plate
me: cooker me rice kaise banega ? give me minimum list
Rati: cooker bhi lena hai kya ?
me: cooker ke bina chalega ?
Rati: haan bhandyaat
me: kadai ? matlab kadai na ?
Rati: not kadai. Vessel, aluminium ka
me: aluminium ki pateeli ?
Rati: haan
me: par sabji to kadai me pakati hai mom :)
Rati: look, 2 aluminiun k bartan lo, 1 kadhai, 1 cooker, 2 plates, 2 bowls, 2 ladles, 3 table spoons
me: lol ladles bole to ?
Rati: wo hote hi na
me: bowl, spoon ki chinta mat karo
Rati: amti ko kya bolte hai ? curry
me: i cn understand
Rati: parosne ke liye jo thodasa deep hota hai
me: main sirf pakane ke liye kya chahiey wo puchh raha tha lol
Rati: acha, 2 aluminiun k bartan lo, 1 kadhai, 1 cooker. itna kaafi hai aur 1 tawa
me: to agar kadai hai to cooker kyu lu ?
Rati: cooker jldi pakane ke liye
me: okk par muje fried rice pasand hai, cooker wala nai :P
Rati: lol fir theek hai.. baad me cooker lo
me: daal aur rice ki recipe taiyar karna :)
Rati: k. daal ki recipe nahi hoti lol
me: mail kar dena
kyu ? its complicated. i hv seen :) pehle daal ko ubaalo cooker me, fir sab masala taiyar karo
Rati: k..
me: kya kitna dalna muje nai pata na :( prakrutii ne ek ladki se puuchhi thi recipe. usne chat room me batayi thi :D
Rati: :D
me: chk out
Rati: kk mere pet me choohe daud rahe hai
me: 1.a cup urad dal ..a cup toor daal. salt as per tatse green chilli drak ..
2.cut them in pieces..
3.onion ..zeeran oil to fry
4.soak dal for half n hr ..
5.ab ektho cooker uthao ..achha se dhoke saf karke oohme dono dal dijiye ..
6.kati hui hari mirchi adrak namak swad anusar dalke do tho seeti marne tak pakaiye..
gas band karna nahi bhuliyega ..
7.tel frying pan me garam karke ..ohme bareek kata pyaz n zeera daliye ..brown hone tak fry kariye ..
aur dal pe tadka marke man bharke pet bharke thoonsiye
i want this kinda complete method. i am a man :D
okkkk sorry. jao jao, khao khao :P
Rati: lol kisne di ye recipe?
me: hai ek ladki nimbu ki photo wali, chatroom me dekh lena
Rati: acha ohk
me: green lemon ki photo. usne prakruti se puchha ki aata gundna aata hai lol ?
Rati: k :)
k cya will catch u later
me: bbye seeya soon
Rati: yah bye
15 minutes later
Rati: back
me: itni jaldi :P kya pakaya ?
Rati: right :) tomato ki chutney. quick n easy
me: areey itna julm. dhang ka khana nai khati :)
Rati: Oil+green chillies+garlic+tomatoes+salt+coriander=tasty :P
me: i knw, its mouth watering
Rati: mummy ne banayi hai sabji, karela :(
me: bt its chutney after all
Rati: so i made dis 1
so wat?
me: uii ma. i dnt like karela
Rati: me too
me: fir thik hai
Rati: :)
me: maine 2 -3 mahine pehle ketchup ki bottle li thi nayi
Rati: katie ka mooh aisa kyu banaya hai?
me: abhi seal nai toda
Rati: q?
me: kaisa ? i hvnt changed. bas ek lat baal me daali
Rati: neeche se sleeping '3'
me: shape chnge hua ?
Rati: haan
me: lips ka ?
Rati: stylist k paas gaye the kya ?
Nahi, chin ka
me: gyaa tha. par muje kuchh naya nai mila to chnge save kiye bina chala aaya
Rati: hmm
me: naya dress dekha ? maine cheer gal dress bhi liya hai kal
Rati: haan
me: aur 3 chappal bhi. ek roman sandle jo abhi pehni hai
Rati: sweetie pe to dark cols suit hote hai
me: ek rainbow bracelet
Rati: q ki wo white hai na. haan dekhi maine, haan wo bhi dekha
me: sofi said my wallpaper and tiles are fabulous :P
Rati: :)
me: it looks royal, isnt it ?
Rati: :) yes
me: katie is the princess lol
Rati: no. sweetie is :P
me: wo to tere ghar me :D
Rati: :D mera album chck karo na..aur orkut pe kaunsa pic lagau batao, ya tum do koi pic. piggy chpos ka nahi chahiye
me: apni laga lo
Rati: nahi meri nahi
me: be confident modern woman :)
Rati: lol batao na
me: ye prakruti ki hai wo copy kar lo lol
Rati: batao batao
me: abhi bhejta hu mail me
Rati: nahi actress/model nahi chahiye
k
me: non filmi chahie ?
Rati: haan
me: ruko
Rati: k so many.. wow
Wait, i like kiddies more
me: these r copied frm a blog
Rati: ok :)
me: one fashion designer frm london :D
Rati: ohh :-o
lol
me: she buys interesting dresses frm different designers and sells at her shop
Rati: tum itna kaise jaante ho?
me: i ws follwing her blog daily. daily uski posts pe comment karta tha na ;)
Rati: k.. lol
uspe line maar rahe the kya?
me: sure I ws :P bt fir ek din usne apne bf ke baare me likha to my heart broke. nd i left following /reading her blog
Rati: lol
me: i was :D
Rati: lol abhi ka pic kaisa hai ?
me: ouui maa, meri pics ka kya kiya :(
Rati: lol hai na inbox mai :P
me: :x
Rati: :P
me: bekar me mehnat karvai :x
Rati: hahaha thanks so much for ur mehnat :P
lekin achha hai kya ? ya chng karu ?
19 minutes later
me: sowiie hang ho gaya tha
Rati: kkk
me: fir tea time :D
Rati: abhi wala pic kaisa hai?
kk
9 minutes later
me: isi account me orkut kholu to hang ho jaata hai :(
1 hour later
Rati: khud se q baate kar rahe ho lol?
15 minutes later
me: showiie boss aa gaya tha sasura lolnice baby. female hai kya :P
Tuesday, 22 December 2009
touchy when you touch her back !!!!!
16th November, 2008
me: hii sweety, hw r u today ?
pooja: cool
me: did u miss me :)
pooja: y shld i
me: bt i did :)
pooja: y
me: coz u r the cutest
pooja: how come
me: ab ye main nai samjha sakta
pooja: ok
hmmm nething spcl????
wait
boliye
me: mere yahan flash player abhi install hua, restart karna padega ?
pooja: fir
ok, kariyo na fir
me: hold on
pooja: k
6 minutes later
me: can ur voice be recorded here ?
pooja: why??
me: just say
pooja: what
me: say hw r u paresh
pooja: how r u paresh uncle
me: aise nahi re
pooja: haha fir kabhi re
me: voice me apni cutie cutie
nai abhi
pooja: nai fil kabhi. ab mood nai hai
me: kal subah 9.30
pooja: hmm okez
me: ko aaogi ? boss k pc me speakers hai
pooja: bt mai nhi aaounge ol
me: kyu
pooja: kyuki hume kal kaam hai kaafi
me: :(
pooja: boliyee, call tha isliye sorry
me: got ur voice mail
pooja: haha blank hai
me: wat the hell, aisa ganda majak :X
pooja: are galti se send hua
me: :x
pooja: ab mic nai lagaye hue hai
me: to lagao
pooja: ohh hoo ab nai. dhundne padenge na
me: i still hv doubt ki tum ladki ho :)
pooja: ohh den read my testis
me: is there ppl frm ur college ?
pooja: yup
(her profile link) padha
me: log in nahi hu orkut me
pooja: 4th testi k baad padho
ohh den kariyo na
me: ruk
pooja: sure
me: touchy when u touch her back :P
pooja: haha
me: aisa koi karta hai kya :P
pooja: woh chod ke sab padho
me: i dont like this
pooja: top secret hai. ho gaya yakeen k aur hona baaki hai
me: this i knew pehle se
pooja: hmm
me: bt as u said tht day
pooja: fir shaq kyu kia
me: and were making fun showing many girls’ photos
pooja: hmm haha
me: i had doubt
pooja: woh toh aise he
u knw tumhare wajah se i unjoined PJ community also
me: wat ? kyu ?
pooja: ya
me: kisine kuchh kaha ?
pooja: baas i hate flirts isliye
me: kaun tha wo ??
pooja: aur waha b kuch thik nhi hua isliye
me: kya hua tha ? tell me
pooja: jaane do. lambi story hai. fursat se bataounge
me: nahi batana padega
pooja: haan jee sure
me: aaj sunday hai
pooja: bt ab nai
me: bahut fursat hai. u dont trust me ?
pooja: naa mujhe nai hai na. ab bahar jaana hai. kuch he samay k bheetar
me: wo sameena wala issue to nahi ?
pooja: yup
me: wo to sameena ne khud muje kaha k she's created a post so i just complemented her
pooja: jane do. kaha na leave it. i dnt hve any issues
me: bt i must knw as i was involved
pooja: kaha na fir kabhi
me: or maybe due to me u left PJ ?
pooja: chod do. mujhe kisika favor nhi chahiye
me: wat favor ? maine kaha k kya hua tha
pooja: leave it
me: bas janna tha
pooja: sameena is ur frnd usi se puch lena
me: ok bt i shud listen both sides. u think she'll say the truth ?
pooja: i dnt wanna speak in my defense nething. leave it
me: ab main to ye bhi nai janta
pooja: if ur asking for that issue den let me say that ur jst wasting ur time
me: k hua kya tha to ye defense and favor sab kahan se aaya
pooja: isliye keh rhi hun leave it, mat pucho
me: okk as u wish. if it hurts u, better forget
pooja: thnks
me: this thing's like a mystery to me
pooja: ohh ok ok
me: smone else also asked bout it :D
pooja: so better if u dnt solve the mystery
who??
me: M for..its a Mystery
pooja: what?? she asked
me: cant tell her name :D
pooja: i knw…Mallika
me: dont knw :)
pooja: ok fine bt wt she asked
me: leave it. she said just like u so i guess kuchh to hua tha us din bas muje nai pata
pooja: oh jane do. bataounge bad me
me: i ll wait for the suspense to open, eagerly :P
m reading one
pooja: okez
me: james hadley chase novel
pooja: hmmm okes
me: aadhi ho gayee ek dinme
pooja: kyu itna padhte ho
me: time pass
pooja: isiliye pic me chashma lag gya na
wait
bolo
miss call dete hai gadhe
me: who ? shahid ?
pooja: na re. dnt knw who. unknown.
me: to tumne bolo usko kaha :D
pooja: kya
me: btw dont knw ab akele ghar jaake kya karu :(
pooja: ohhh saddd. kyu koi room mates etc nai hai
me: tried to get a lady room mate bt koi aati nai :D
pooja: shit. shut up yaar
hmm wait
boliye
miss call dete fir bad me blank call b dete log, huh
me: sinbad the sailor ek jahaj pe jab chadha mere yaar suno suno
dhundh raha tha pata ek nayee duniya ka pata
mere yaar suno suno..........
pooja: kya hai yeh
me: tune kaha boliye
pooja: hmm den
me: maine suno ka gaana gaya :D
pooja: hmm ok
me: hw s my voice :)
pooja: mai kya jaanu
me: sameena says she doesnt knw :D
pooja: wt ? who sameena ?
me: sameena yaar, apni PJ wali
pooja: den
me: abhi to tune kaha us se puchho
pooja: mai nhi jaanti use
plz dnt talk again abt her
bye tc sd gn
me: leaving ? ok good night
pooja: yup
me: see ya tomorrow :)
26 minutes later
me: hey puji’s back :)
pooja: yup had sme sort of work
me: ohh muje laga u missed me :D
pooja: wat rubbish
me: i knw. i wish smone miss me. main hi miss karta hu sabko :D
pooja: ohh… u shld create such a feelings in onez heart that one misses u. nt all...some one only whoz special..
samjhe ?
me: bt i think girls never admit, isnt it :)
pooja: na. its totally wrong. dey do
me: guess i hv to leave nw. sorry see ya later :) sweety sweety dreams :)
pooja: okex bye tc
me: hii sweety, hw r u today ?
pooja: cool
me: did u miss me :)
pooja: y shld i
me: bt i did :)
pooja: y
me: coz u r the cutest
pooja: how come
me: ab ye main nai samjha sakta
pooja: ok
hmmm nething spcl????
wait
boliye
me: mere yahan flash player abhi install hua, restart karna padega ?
pooja: fir
ok, kariyo na fir
me: hold on
pooja: k
6 minutes later
me: can ur voice be recorded here ?
pooja: why??
me: just say
pooja: what
me: say hw r u paresh
pooja: how r u paresh uncle
me: aise nahi re
pooja: haha fir kabhi re
me: voice me apni cutie cutie
nai abhi
pooja: nai fil kabhi. ab mood nai hai
me: kal subah 9.30
pooja: hmm okez
me: ko aaogi ? boss k pc me speakers hai
pooja: bt mai nhi aaounge ol
me: kyu
pooja: kyuki hume kal kaam hai kaafi
me: :(
pooja: boliyee, call tha isliye sorry
me: got ur voice mail
pooja: haha blank hai
me: wat the hell, aisa ganda majak :X
pooja: are galti se send hua
me: :x
pooja: ab mic nai lagaye hue hai
me: to lagao
pooja: ohh hoo ab nai. dhundne padenge na
me: i still hv doubt ki tum ladki ho :)
pooja: ohh den read my testis
me: is there ppl frm ur college ?
pooja: yup
(her profile link) padha
me: log in nahi hu orkut me
pooja: 4th testi k baad padho
ohh den kariyo na
me: ruk
pooja: sure
me: touchy when u touch her back :P
pooja: haha
me: aisa koi karta hai kya :P
pooja: woh chod ke sab padho
me: i dont like this
pooja: top secret hai. ho gaya yakeen k aur hona baaki hai
me: this i knew pehle se
pooja: hmm
me: bt as u said tht day
pooja: fir shaq kyu kia
me: and were making fun showing many girls’ photos
pooja: hmm haha
me: i had doubt
pooja: woh toh aise he
u knw tumhare wajah se i unjoined PJ community also
me: wat ? kyu ?
pooja: ya
me: kisine kuchh kaha ?
pooja: baas i hate flirts isliye
me: kaun tha wo ??
pooja: aur waha b kuch thik nhi hua isliye
me: kya hua tha ? tell me
pooja: jaane do. lambi story hai. fursat se bataounge
me: nahi batana padega
pooja: haan jee sure
me: aaj sunday hai
pooja: bt ab nai
me: bahut fursat hai. u dont trust me ?
pooja: naa mujhe nai hai na. ab bahar jaana hai. kuch he samay k bheetar
me: wo sameena wala issue to nahi ?
pooja: yup
me: wo to sameena ne khud muje kaha k she's created a post so i just complemented her
pooja: jane do. kaha na leave it. i dnt hve any issues
me: bt i must knw as i was involved
pooja: kaha na fir kabhi
me: or maybe due to me u left PJ ?
pooja: chod do. mujhe kisika favor nhi chahiye
me: wat favor ? maine kaha k kya hua tha
pooja: leave it
me: bas janna tha
pooja: sameena is ur frnd usi se puch lena
me: ok bt i shud listen both sides. u think she'll say the truth ?
pooja: i dnt wanna speak in my defense nething. leave it
me: ab main to ye bhi nai janta
pooja: if ur asking for that issue den let me say that ur jst wasting ur time
me: k hua kya tha to ye defense and favor sab kahan se aaya
pooja: isliye keh rhi hun leave it, mat pucho
me: okk as u wish. if it hurts u, better forget
pooja: thnks
me: this thing's like a mystery to me
pooja: ohh ok ok
me: smone else also asked bout it :D
pooja: so better if u dnt solve the mystery
who??
me: M for..its a Mystery
pooja: what?? she asked
me: cant tell her name :D
pooja: i knw…Mallika
me: dont knw :)
pooja: ok fine bt wt she asked
me: leave it. she said just like u so i guess kuchh to hua tha us din bas muje nai pata
pooja: oh jane do. bataounge bad me
me: i ll wait for the suspense to open, eagerly :P
m reading one
pooja: okez
me: james hadley chase novel
pooja: hmmm okes
me: aadhi ho gayee ek dinme
pooja: kyu itna padhte ho
me: time pass
pooja: isiliye pic me chashma lag gya na
wait
bolo
miss call dete hai gadhe
me: who ? shahid ?
pooja: na re. dnt knw who. unknown.
me: to tumne bolo usko kaha :D
pooja: kya
me: btw dont knw ab akele ghar jaake kya karu :(
pooja: ohhh saddd. kyu koi room mates etc nai hai
me: tried to get a lady room mate bt koi aati nai :D
pooja: shit. shut up yaar
hmm wait
boliye
miss call dete fir bad me blank call b dete log, huh
me: sinbad the sailor ek jahaj pe jab chadha mere yaar suno suno
dhundh raha tha pata ek nayee duniya ka pata
mere yaar suno suno..........
pooja: kya hai yeh
me: tune kaha boliye
pooja: hmm den
me: maine suno ka gaana gaya :D
pooja: hmm ok
me: hw s my voice :)
pooja: mai kya jaanu
me: sameena says she doesnt knw :D
pooja: wt ? who sameena ?
me: sameena yaar, apni PJ wali
pooja: den
me: abhi to tune kaha us se puchho
pooja: mai nhi jaanti use
plz dnt talk again abt her
bye tc sd gn
me: leaving ? ok good night
pooja: yup
me: see ya tomorrow :)
26 minutes later
me: hey puji’s back :)
pooja: yup had sme sort of work
me: ohh muje laga u missed me :D
pooja: wat rubbish
me: i knw. i wish smone miss me. main hi miss karta hu sabko :D
pooja: ohh… u shld create such a feelings in onez heart that one misses u. nt all...some one only whoz special..
samjhe ?
me: bt i think girls never admit, isnt it :)
pooja: na. its totally wrong. dey do
me: guess i hv to leave nw. sorry see ya later :) sweety sweety dreams :)
pooja: okex bye tc
ab sweetie kis pe baithegi ?
26th August, 2009
me: helloooo kab hogi online ??
5 hours later, offline reply
Rati: kal bataya tha na..hws u?
26th August, 2009
me: m fine
hurt my finger ystrdy :( kitna bleeding hua
6 hours later, offline reply
Rati: kyu? kya kar rahe the? :-o
10 minutes later
me: so colg over ?
ya bunk ?
Rati: ova. kaise ho?
u knw wat
me: ova ?
Rati: ive actually begun to miss sweetie, facebk wali sweetie i mean
me: i told u :D
Rati: :) yes. she is so cute
me: bt u ve got a real one, i hv no option :(
Rati: hmm right
hey i won in my very first race of 2day :D
wait..
me: congrats
Rati: ill b bck in 15 mins k ? cya
me: i cant race :( bt u knw
Rati: hmm ab bolo
suno..woh pet soc ka application profile pe kaha pe hota hai ? mujhe dikhta hi nai hai kabhi bhi
"but u knw" ??
me: race is tough in IE 6 bt
Rati: ...
me: rope jumping is damnn easy lol
Rati: :) yes it is
sweetie will b racing..ruko
yess!! i won again lol
tumhare paas kitne paise hai ? 2000 ke upar to honge hi na?
me: 2000 plus hai kuchh
Rati: cool
me: want smthng ?
Rati: no :) its k..mai khud kamaungi :P
me: kamaungi lol kaise ?
Rati: lol i won again
race se re baba
me: i mean tumhe abhi kuchh lena ho to i can buy and gift
Rati: dont get weird ideas ok? :P
me: m nt using my money right now
Rati: its ok re :) thnks for ur offer. wat else? ungli kaise kati ? kya kar rahe the pagal?
me: haan, kal subah shave karne ke liye shelf se razor nikal raha tha to andar ek purani blade padi thi wo ungli me ghus gayi :( kitna blood nikla :(
Rati: ohh :(
me: aur mere paas to rui bhi nahi thi, bleeding stop nahi ho raha tha. hankie se dabaya fir bhi
Rati: tum pagal ho kya ? :-o
medical box nahi rakhte ? :-o
:-/
me: haan ab rakhunga. maine to dispensary bhi nai dekhi koi aas paas. to medical store pe jaake band aid lagai lol
Rati: wat lol ? ok tell me ye speed mere se boost kyu nai hoti ?
me: i explained u na kaise karti ho ?
band pe jab uska pair pade tab click kar dena
Rati: nai ho raha :( beech mai se hi kabhi bhi hota hai :-/
me: thoda boost milega. continuous nahi hota woh
Rati: haan pata hai
me: window band kar di lol
Rati: restart ho gaya :-/
so wat wer u sayin?
me: nthng
Rati: ohk so wats new?
me: new is
Rati: ...
me: :( new
Rati: ??
me: i hv a fobia to do smthng new or go to new places :(
Rati: ohh.. so whr do u want 2 go?
ohh phobia, got it
me: nthng in particular
Rati: but i love travelling
me: just need to live like a norman human of 29 yrs
Rati: k… married man right?
me: me ?? lol
itne din baad bhi puchh rahi hai :x
Rati: ?? kya ? like a married man i meant to say
me: exactly. i felt like married since i was 21 :(
Rati: wat ? arre i wanted to say
nothng, forget it :)
me: dint get , wat to forget ?
Rati: nthng :)
me: nthng par main ek poll banaunga lol
Rati: lol maine kal sweetie k liye ek bahut hi cute dress dekha tha. mil nai raha :(
me: aisa hota to nahi, unko kaunsa asli banana hai
Rati: lol
me: kaisa tha ?
Rati: pink ya blue tha, theek se yaad nahi :P
me: pink to mere paas hai, bubble sleeve wala ?
Rati: umm..dont remember
i bought 1 bubble drees
me: 3-4 liye bas
Rati: ek hai 1,400 ka wo sabse jyada pasand aaya, red, its cute
wo hat bhi achhi hai yellow flower wali big one damn cute
me: wo to maine le rakhi hai, badi hat na ?
Rati: yes..our choices match :)
me: i keep spending :P wo jhula to 2000 plus tha
Rati: :)
me: aur wo fireplace bhi kafi mehanga hoga, thn the bubble bath
Rati: fireplace na, fireplace 1400. n bubblebath 2800 lol
rich guy u r :D
me: thnks :)
Rati: :) uw
me: mera to 2000 plus balance hote hi khujli aati hai, kuchh le le katie k liye
Rati: lol
me: sameena’s commentted on my blog :P
Rati: wat?
me: sameena ko nahi jaanti : usne muje 3 profile se add kiya hai :D
Rati: 3 lol
me: meri scrap buk dekho, 2 to hogi hi. ek profile me sawal puchho, dusri se reply karegi :D
Rati: hahaha lol maine to kabhi banaye bhi nahi do a/cs
me: me too
Rati: hey
me: m a one woman man :)
Rati: meri chair gayab ho gayi :(
me: wat ?
Rati: maine use drag kiya galti se chest mai to gayab :-O
me: sell to nahi kar di ??
Rati: nahi
me: niche sell pe drag karne se bik jaata hai saman lol
Rati: paise nahi badhe lol
me: fir to idhar udhar padi hogi, chek kar
Rati: nahi hai :( :-'(
me: :D bachhi jaisa kyu kar rahi ho
Rati: ab rosey kis pe baithegi?
me: u r a software engr, find it
Rati: 2nd yr mai hu sirf lol
me: haan to ye koi rocket chhodne ka software nahi hai :D
Rati: gayab hai. chor aaya tha shayad
me: kaise :D
time's up :( sab chale gaye
tu bhi gayi :(
ok see ya :)
Monday, 21 December 2009
Sleeping after Waking nights
3rd September, 2007
me: hi Saavi :) sleeping after waking nights ;)
Saavi: sort of. wondering with what to start, how was ur weekend
me: boring as usual !
Saavi: i've been occupying ur thoughts isnt ;)
me: ya, sure :) got my msgs ystrdy?
Saavi: yeah. was shopping at that time in the mall. spent 6 hours at the friends place, n went shopping with all. there was some indian invasion at the mall, saw at least 7-8 families, my husband talked to all. so spent more time hanging around n smiling to ppl, than shopping
me: hw's ur smile ? didnt sent to me yet ?
Saavi: why what do u mean
me: n what did u mean by dont expect anything ok?
cu later boss aleert !
Saavi: k
me: hi
25 minutes later
me: u there ? sorry boss suddenly gave sm work.
Saavi: its ok, what kind of work
me: sm data manipulations. now he's not around n its bout lunch time also :)
Saavi: great. im so hungry, but lunch time will come in at least an hour
me: do u read minds also :)
Saavi: i can try
me: n u always succeed :P
Saavi: might be. its not happening when i want it. when i dont, then it comes naturally
me: see our wavelengths, this happens to me too n we both r hungry today!!!!!!
Saavi: so ru going now 4 lunch
me: if u permit :) its break here.
didnt answer that dont expect thing??
Saavi: u can go for ur lunch. well i meant, u should expect messages or anything from my side i guess, as i already forgot what i meant exactly
sorry, shouldn’t. like, i can send now n then but u cant expect me to reply any time u send
again i say, i forgot what i meant, but it must have been this
About 1 hour later
me: m bak. think u r gone now :)
9 minutes later
me: should write status msg : (
49 minutes later
Saavi: im here, u can change ur status msg now :)
n sorry i forgot to change mine while going
20 minutes later
me: ok. i surrender :)
Saavi: ??
me: since past 10 min i was waiting to see if u initiate :P
Saavi: i did write to u when i came. but u went offline while i was writing so u got to write back when u come back
me: agreed. so what u shopped ? n was that special to see many indian families in the mall?????
Saavi: it is special, cos here u usually see an indian smwhere in the streets once in a month. indians here r very few n i bought only medicines and food stuff, nothing else.
me: nothing else ;)
Saavi: why
me: u asked me that day, when u called, " anything else? "
remember ? i would have said kiss me bt u r so far :P
Saavi: plz wait phone
me: love to wait :)
Saavi: now explain what u said above, cause as usual i didnt get
me: u said on call " anything else ? " ok ? Remember ?
Saavi: when i talked to u or when
me: when u called me on phone n talked to me in ur own voice. got now?
Saavi: right. ok so
me: u want me to say it again :P its clear after wards that i would have asked for a kiss ( or maybe more)
Saavi: right right. come to think of it now
me: if u were around my place !!!
Saavi: can piece it together.
what if i was
me: wrote it :)
Saavi: yaar im married. stop thinking this way
me: this "yaar" kills me.
Saavi: ufff :(
me: me too :(
Saavi: i feel like poisoned, ate something strange maybe, so i should be excused as not feeling fine
me: so leaving??? half day leave from office?
Saavi: no :( cant leave like this, cant say to boss, sorry bcos of lunch i dont feel good im going home
me: tough job, i d leave if i dont feel good. so u mean excuse to chat , stop chatting??
Saavi: excuse for forgetting that u dont like yaar
me: ok, excused :)
Saavi: thanks
me: sm1 s around
Saavi: ghost
me: no, one colleague interested in our dialogue :) n one girl from mumbai to chat too :P
Saavi: lucky u
me: i just said her i love u ;)
Saavi: very fast of u
me: ya, n she said NO.. even faster
Saavi: u leave impression of being desperate. girls dont like that
me: n she has a steady bf also :)
Saavi: worse then
me: ya, just having fun. wo bahot bhaav khanewali ladki hai :P says i m very busy, looks busy even though just left her job :) i hvnt seen her photo, hw can i tell it ( I love you) ?
3 minutes later
tea time. u gone?
Saavi: was in the other room. she doesnt want to talk to u. i say so to ppl when i dont want to talk, i keep saying im busy
me: ya, thats what is intriguing. today she initiated chat :P ruth jati hai phir ek din achanak aakar chat sharu karti hai :P
Saavi: oho
me: will u be here for 2-3 hours ?
Saavi: she started
yeah i will
kyun
me: cya after tea.
29 minutes later
Saavi: so, back
me: thanks, wish i get a gf soon :P
sorry, it was for sm1 else.
Saavi: really ?? for who
me: that mumbai girl. i wished her to get job soon.
Saavi: ur desperate
me: hold on, boss calling
19 minutes later
me: bak, boss called at leaving time :)
2 minutes later
u busy ?
Saavi: no. just not feeling well
me: coffee ? what u ate ?
Saavi: salad n roti-like piece of bread, n i feel the prob came from the cream i had after it
me: so did u fast today or ystrdy ? or worked harder than usual ?
Saavi: no :( its from the food, im sure
me: thats quite possible. still u r wrking
Saavi: im waiting for another half hour
me: just half an hour ? early leaving ? u r 2 and a half hour behind, na?
Saavi: yes, yes i plan to leave earlier cos not feeling well
me: bt u said u cant. got sm first aid?
Saavi: i cant if i can stand the bad condition, if i cant, then im going home no matter what
me: u can have pain killer or smthng like that till u consult doctor.
Saavi: no thats not needed. i'll be fine, just need rest
me: wish u'll b fine soon. 2moro i wont come office, will mail from mobile maybe.:)
Saavi: kyun, kya hua
me: forgot ?? Janma Ashtmi :)
so we ll leave together today
Saavi: i see, ok
me: u r like mom :P what do u think about having child?
Saavi: yup, gonna work on that in 2-3 months
me: really, work :P ???????
Saavi: my marriage is just above 2 years, i know mehul from 5 years, been his gf for 2 years and wife another 2
me: so who's gf for last 2 yrs when u've become wife :P
Saavi: im his gf, wife, lover, mother, sister, everything
me: sister ?
Saavi: everything
me: oh god, give me such pretty possessive wife :)
Saavi: ur the type of boys who like their wife to be motherly type ?
i like men who treat me like daughter, taking every possible care of me
me: i know, u told. i m like what u want :)
Saavi: i dont think so. u sound like the opposite.
me: naturally, exactly.
Saavi: who would treat the girl as mother
me: ya, i keep asking for mother, ur observation is right
lets see what happens practically :) i m also confused.
Saavi: right. u have to see what happens practically
im leaving, see u
me: so do i. cu on mobile web hopefully :)
Saavi: lets see
me: u want boy or girl as baby ?
me: hi Saavi :) sleeping after waking nights ;)
Saavi: sort of. wondering with what to start, how was ur weekend
me: boring as usual !
Saavi: i've been occupying ur thoughts isnt ;)
me: ya, sure :) got my msgs ystrdy?
Saavi: yeah. was shopping at that time in the mall. spent 6 hours at the friends place, n went shopping with all. there was some indian invasion at the mall, saw at least 7-8 families, my husband talked to all. so spent more time hanging around n smiling to ppl, than shopping
me: hw's ur smile ? didnt sent to me yet ?
Saavi: why what do u mean
me: n what did u mean by dont expect anything ok?
cu later boss aleert !
Saavi: k
me: hi
25 minutes later
me: u there ? sorry boss suddenly gave sm work.
Saavi: its ok, what kind of work
me: sm data manipulations. now he's not around n its bout lunch time also :)
Saavi: great. im so hungry, but lunch time will come in at least an hour
me: do u read minds also :)
Saavi: i can try
me: n u always succeed :P
Saavi: might be. its not happening when i want it. when i dont, then it comes naturally
me: see our wavelengths, this happens to me too n we both r hungry today!!!!!!
Saavi: so ru going now 4 lunch
me: if u permit :) its break here.
didnt answer that dont expect thing??
Saavi: u can go for ur lunch. well i meant, u should expect messages or anything from my side i guess, as i already forgot what i meant exactly
sorry, shouldn’t. like, i can send now n then but u cant expect me to reply any time u send
again i say, i forgot what i meant, but it must have been this
About 1 hour later
me: m bak. think u r gone now :)
9 minutes later
me: should write status msg : (
49 minutes later
Saavi: im here, u can change ur status msg now :)
n sorry i forgot to change mine while going
20 minutes later
me: ok. i surrender :)
Saavi: ??
me: since past 10 min i was waiting to see if u initiate :P
Saavi: i did write to u when i came. but u went offline while i was writing so u got to write back when u come back
me: agreed. so what u shopped ? n was that special to see many indian families in the mall?????
Saavi: it is special, cos here u usually see an indian smwhere in the streets once in a month. indians here r very few n i bought only medicines and food stuff, nothing else.
me: nothing else ;)
Saavi: why
me: u asked me that day, when u called, " anything else? "
remember ? i would have said kiss me bt u r so far :P
Saavi: plz wait phone
me: love to wait :)
Saavi: now explain what u said above, cause as usual i didnt get
me: u said on call " anything else ? " ok ? Remember ?
Saavi: when i talked to u or when
me: when u called me on phone n talked to me in ur own voice. got now?
Saavi: right. ok so
me: u want me to say it again :P its clear after wards that i would have asked for a kiss ( or maybe more)
Saavi: right right. come to think of it now
me: if u were around my place !!!
Saavi: can piece it together.
what if i was
me: wrote it :)
Saavi: yaar im married. stop thinking this way
me: this "yaar" kills me.
Saavi: ufff :(
me: me too :(
Saavi: i feel like poisoned, ate something strange maybe, so i should be excused as not feeling fine
me: so leaving??? half day leave from office?
Saavi: no :( cant leave like this, cant say to boss, sorry bcos of lunch i dont feel good im going home
me: tough job, i d leave if i dont feel good. so u mean excuse to chat , stop chatting??
Saavi: excuse for forgetting that u dont like yaar
me: ok, excused :)
Saavi: thanks
me: sm1 s around
Saavi: ghost
me: no, one colleague interested in our dialogue :) n one girl from mumbai to chat too :P
Saavi: lucky u
me: i just said her i love u ;)
Saavi: very fast of u
me: ya, n she said NO.. even faster
Saavi: u leave impression of being desperate. girls dont like that
me: n she has a steady bf also :)
Saavi: worse then
me: ya, just having fun. wo bahot bhaav khanewali ladki hai :P says i m very busy, looks busy even though just left her job :) i hvnt seen her photo, hw can i tell it ( I love you) ?
3 minutes later
tea time. u gone?
Saavi: was in the other room. she doesnt want to talk to u. i say so to ppl when i dont want to talk, i keep saying im busy
me: ya, thats what is intriguing. today she initiated chat :P ruth jati hai phir ek din achanak aakar chat sharu karti hai :P
Saavi: oho
me: will u be here for 2-3 hours ?
Saavi: she started
yeah i will
kyun
me: cya after tea.
29 minutes later
Saavi: so, back
me: thanks, wish i get a gf soon :P
sorry, it was for sm1 else.
Saavi: really ?? for who
me: that mumbai girl. i wished her to get job soon.
Saavi: ur desperate
me: hold on, boss calling
19 minutes later
me: bak, boss called at leaving time :)
2 minutes later
u busy ?
Saavi: no. just not feeling well
me: coffee ? what u ate ?
Saavi: salad n roti-like piece of bread, n i feel the prob came from the cream i had after it
me: so did u fast today or ystrdy ? or worked harder than usual ?
Saavi: no :( its from the food, im sure
me: thats quite possible. still u r wrking
Saavi: im waiting for another half hour
me: just half an hour ? early leaving ? u r 2 and a half hour behind, na?
Saavi: yes, yes i plan to leave earlier cos not feeling well
me: bt u said u cant. got sm first aid?
Saavi: i cant if i can stand the bad condition, if i cant, then im going home no matter what
me: u can have pain killer or smthng like that till u consult doctor.
Saavi: no thats not needed. i'll be fine, just need rest
me: wish u'll b fine soon. 2moro i wont come office, will mail from mobile maybe.:)
Saavi: kyun, kya hua
me: forgot ?? Janma Ashtmi :)
so we ll leave together today
Saavi: i see, ok
me: u r like mom :P what do u think about having child?
Saavi: yup, gonna work on that in 2-3 months
me: really, work :P ???????
Saavi: my marriage is just above 2 years, i know mehul from 5 years, been his gf for 2 years and wife another 2
me: so who's gf for last 2 yrs when u've become wife :P
Saavi: im his gf, wife, lover, mother, sister, everything
me: sister ?
Saavi: everything
me: oh god, give me such pretty possessive wife :)
Saavi: ur the type of boys who like their wife to be motherly type ?
i like men who treat me like daughter, taking every possible care of me
me: i know, u told. i m like what u want :)
Saavi: i dont think so. u sound like the opposite.
me: naturally, exactly.
Saavi: who would treat the girl as mother
me: ya, i keep asking for mother, ur observation is right
lets see what happens practically :) i m also confused.
Saavi: right. u have to see what happens practically
im leaving, see u
me: so do i. cu on mobile web hopefully :)
Saavi: lets see
me: u want boy or girl as baby ?
Saturday, 19 December 2009
She is She !!!
31st August, 2007
me: write ur no. again, i did give a miss call
Saavi: u write it, the way u think it is :)
me: 312413567485 check this
Saavi: uff u…do u write it wrong on purpose
me: no its what i dialed ystrdy night. i messed 1 n 3 , i think :)
Saavi: yeah u did
me: maybe 31 is 13 ?
Saavi: yes
me: so its 1324 ? bt ystrdy u said to correct 1567 instead of 3567 so i thought rest of my formula applies :)
Saavi: oh i dont know what u did with my no, did so many changes to it. now u urself cant figure out how it must be.
me: i kept playing with it :P
Saavi: in what sense
me: in wild sense.
Saavi: sorry am not getting
me: ok, just tell the final correct no n tell me if its always with u. what if ur husband pick up??????
Saavi: he doesnt pick up my phone unless i tell him to, if im very busy. but usually doesn’t happen. is it a common thing in india? :)
me: why not ? do u keep it with u when at home ? if u r in kitchen n the cell is in bed room why would sm1 else not pick it up??
Saavi: no here its not considered good, it happens often if im in kitchen, the phone is in another room then if mehul hears it n i dont, he is supposed to bring it to me. we used to do like this at my parents home, my mother always leaves her phone in the other rooms. me n my brother always heard the phone when she didnt n were running around to bring it to her. we dont answer other ppl's phone unless asked.
me: thats very good :) i just wish no one else picks when i call .
me: what’s Kampung?
Saavi: well i dont know
me: its in ur forward.
Saavi: it doesnt mean i know
me: if u dress nicely, he says ur trying to lure him n if u don’t he says u r from KAMPUNG
Saavi: yeah but i dont know what it is
me: ok, u know i thoutht ot call u bt couldnt think what to talk :)
Saavi: its ok, leave it.
ur not used to it right
me: in fact not much diff btwn chatting n talking
Saavi: right, so this is a good way of communication
me: ur accent was not europian, isnt it?
Saavi: yeah i had a brilliant English accent, b4 my life in india, n living with mehul, which ruined my accent n made me acquire the indian one.
i can regain my accent, even if i focus on it, i can do it now, but if i speak casually, the indian one comes.
me: lunch time. cu
about 1 and a half hour later
me: sunti ho ? kahaan gayee ?
Saavi: sunti nahi. aap ki awaz sunai nahi de rahi.
me: its what typically indian husband speak to call wife ;)
Saavi: yeah i know. so dont call me like this. besides to me it sounds little rude.
me: little fun is ok i think, u know one girl got so angry.
4 minutes later
Saavi: why so, bcos of me?
3 minutes later
me: no, coz i wrote in her scrap book " sunti ho "
Saavi: oh.. then dont use it. once u got hint ppl dont like it why do u keep using it
me: she removed me from friend list in orkut
Saavi: u'll just irritate more ppl.
good girl
me: its fun :)
Saavi: u have luck that im more enduring. it is not fun. its playing with others, when they dont want it.
u dont know how to interract with ppl. i have ignored ur dheeraj friend. i thought it is him who is angry with me.
me: so u wanna end this now ?
Saavi: im not saying it. its very easy for me to end, but very difficult to continue something. besides u need some experience.
me: what experience :P
Saavi: in handling people
me: its useless if u always have to keep thinking bout other’s feelings
Saavi: u have to keep thinking whole ur life bcos ur social animal n live among others. so u have to do some things according to them. if u take care abt this 1-2 years u will get habit n then all will happen automatically. its hope killing to see there r ppl who think like u.
im going 4 lunch, bye
about 2 hours later
me: sooooo much u ate :P
Saavi: we went to restaurant. there eating takes longer
me: so what's menu ?
1 minute later
ok who was with u?
Saavi: menu was, tuna and greens salad, and mushroom n loki grilled
me: n what bout weekend?
Saavi: we have such wonderful cuisine. i have 3 parties to attend, today, tmrw and day after tmrw
me: oh, so must be feeling sleepy now.
lucky u.
Saavi: why??
me: i feel so when i have to sit in chair after meal.
Saavi: umm yeah i do :)
me: the solution is to be highly concentrated or engaged. thats not the case in my office.:)
Saavi: solution can be to take a coffee or play a game online
me: for me tea is the thing. coffee cant replace it. games dont interest me.
so u ve progs. for weekends, here i ve no prog, even no one to accompany also :)
Saavi: well thats ur problem, solve it
me: thank God 2morrow is not off.
Saavi: good, i saw a person actually happy to go to work
me: to pass time :P
1 minute later
so gayee?
Saavi: no. having tea
me: tea, u like coffee more or tea?
Saavi: i love coffee but cant have, usually i get nervous from it
me: strange, why?
hello… what u said ? nervous from coffee ? usually it excites ur nerves !
Saavi: yeah, actually i have very low blood pressure and coffee has bad impact, its funny cos when i have lots of chocolate with the coffee, the bad effect disappears.
me: do u smoke?
Saavi: no, i have low blood pressure since starting. its very low :)
me: really ? since starting ?
Saavi: yes. runs in my family
7 minutes later
me: from starting ? typical hindi grammar mistake
Saavi: might be. whats wrong in that
me: it is. it should be smthng like since childhood.
we ve high bp in family :) n i love blue prints , too :P
Saavi: bp.. ok ok
18 minutes later
me: THAT WAS JOKE ! i m typing sm letter
Saavi: right
me: nervous means what kind of feeling u mean?
Saavi: shaky
me: like after too many drinks ?
gotta leave now. so u will be off 2moro ? :)
hello.. u there? gotta say bye, n was asking if u'll come 2morrow?
sunti ho?
Saavi: ji nahi. sunti nahi. i might come online, if have time
me: padti hu :) ya, u guys r busy ppl, i m sooo free!!!
3 minutes later
seem busy with sm interesting guy :(
bye cu next week :)
Saavi: no, im busy with my colleague, discussing some things.
dont worry
me: why should I ? let ur husband worry ;)
Saavi: no, he trusts me
me: its tough to have pretty wife.
me: must leave now.
Saavi: ok
me: my eyes r strained, feeling headache due to pc.
Saavi: see u
me: bye take care.
Saavi: relax when go to home
me: btw who s ur colleague ?
i need sex to relax :)
Saavi: nonsense
me: not home.
Saavi: she is she, 1,5 years older
me: right. its nonsense in here. in italy too ?
Saavi: not that much
me: still u said it
Saavi: i keep in mind india as we r talking abt u, not me
me: so u r focused, so witty. bt the response was swift :) natural.
again u said she is she, grammar mistake.
Saavi: no it is not
me: hw?
Saavi: this is what i wanted to say.. she is she
me: she is a lady, girl, woman
may be right.
r u one of those Sau choohe khakar Billi Haj ko chali ?
2 minutes later
me: bye then, cu later.
Saavi: she is 1,5 year older than me.
i told u already read when i write.
me: write ur no. again, i did give a miss call
Saavi: u write it, the way u think it is :)
me: 312413567485 check this
Saavi: uff u…do u write it wrong on purpose
me: no its what i dialed ystrdy night. i messed 1 n 3 , i think :)
Saavi: yeah u did
me: maybe 31 is 13 ?
Saavi: yes
me: so its 1324 ? bt ystrdy u said to correct 1567 instead of 3567 so i thought rest of my formula applies :)
Saavi: oh i dont know what u did with my no, did so many changes to it. now u urself cant figure out how it must be.
me: i kept playing with it :P
Saavi: in what sense
me: in wild sense.
Saavi: sorry am not getting
me: ok, just tell the final correct no n tell me if its always with u. what if ur husband pick up??????
Saavi: he doesnt pick up my phone unless i tell him to, if im very busy. but usually doesn’t happen. is it a common thing in india? :)
me: why not ? do u keep it with u when at home ? if u r in kitchen n the cell is in bed room why would sm1 else not pick it up??
Saavi: no here its not considered good, it happens often if im in kitchen, the phone is in another room then if mehul hears it n i dont, he is supposed to bring it to me. we used to do like this at my parents home, my mother always leaves her phone in the other rooms. me n my brother always heard the phone when she didnt n were running around to bring it to her. we dont answer other ppl's phone unless asked.
me: thats very good :) i just wish no one else picks when i call .
me: what’s Kampung?
Saavi: well i dont know
me: its in ur forward.
Saavi: it doesnt mean i know
me: if u dress nicely, he says ur trying to lure him n if u don’t he says u r from KAMPUNG
Saavi: yeah but i dont know what it is
me: ok, u know i thoutht ot call u bt couldnt think what to talk :)
Saavi: its ok, leave it.
ur not used to it right
me: in fact not much diff btwn chatting n talking
Saavi: right, so this is a good way of communication
me: ur accent was not europian, isnt it?
Saavi: yeah i had a brilliant English accent, b4 my life in india, n living with mehul, which ruined my accent n made me acquire the indian one.
i can regain my accent, even if i focus on it, i can do it now, but if i speak casually, the indian one comes.
me: lunch time. cu
about 1 and a half hour later
me: sunti ho ? kahaan gayee ?
Saavi: sunti nahi. aap ki awaz sunai nahi de rahi.
me: its what typically indian husband speak to call wife ;)
Saavi: yeah i know. so dont call me like this. besides to me it sounds little rude.
me: little fun is ok i think, u know one girl got so angry.
4 minutes later
Saavi: why so, bcos of me?
3 minutes later
me: no, coz i wrote in her scrap book " sunti ho "
Saavi: oh.. then dont use it. once u got hint ppl dont like it why do u keep using it
me: she removed me from friend list in orkut
Saavi: u'll just irritate more ppl.
good girl
me: its fun :)
Saavi: u have luck that im more enduring. it is not fun. its playing with others, when they dont want it.
u dont know how to interract with ppl. i have ignored ur dheeraj friend. i thought it is him who is angry with me.
me: so u wanna end this now ?
Saavi: im not saying it. its very easy for me to end, but very difficult to continue something. besides u need some experience.
me: what experience :P
Saavi: in handling people
me: its useless if u always have to keep thinking bout other’s feelings
Saavi: u have to keep thinking whole ur life bcos ur social animal n live among others. so u have to do some things according to them. if u take care abt this 1-2 years u will get habit n then all will happen automatically. its hope killing to see there r ppl who think like u.
im going 4 lunch, bye
about 2 hours later
me: sooooo much u ate :P
Saavi: we went to restaurant. there eating takes longer
me: so what's menu ?
1 minute later
ok who was with u?
Saavi: menu was, tuna and greens salad, and mushroom n loki grilled
me: n what bout weekend?
Saavi: we have such wonderful cuisine. i have 3 parties to attend, today, tmrw and day after tmrw
me: oh, so must be feeling sleepy now.
lucky u.
Saavi: why??
me: i feel so when i have to sit in chair after meal.
Saavi: umm yeah i do :)
me: the solution is to be highly concentrated or engaged. thats not the case in my office.:)
Saavi: solution can be to take a coffee or play a game online
me: for me tea is the thing. coffee cant replace it. games dont interest me.
so u ve progs. for weekends, here i ve no prog, even no one to accompany also :)
Saavi: well thats ur problem, solve it
me: thank God 2morrow is not off.
Saavi: good, i saw a person actually happy to go to work
me: to pass time :P
1 minute later
so gayee?
Saavi: no. having tea
me: tea, u like coffee more or tea?
Saavi: i love coffee but cant have, usually i get nervous from it
me: strange, why?
hello… what u said ? nervous from coffee ? usually it excites ur nerves !
Saavi: yeah, actually i have very low blood pressure and coffee has bad impact, its funny cos when i have lots of chocolate with the coffee, the bad effect disappears.
me: do u smoke?
Saavi: no, i have low blood pressure since starting. its very low :)
me: really ? since starting ?
Saavi: yes. runs in my family
7 minutes later
me: from starting ? typical hindi grammar mistake
Saavi: might be. whats wrong in that
me: it is. it should be smthng like since childhood.
we ve high bp in family :) n i love blue prints , too :P
Saavi: bp.. ok ok
18 minutes later
me: THAT WAS JOKE ! i m typing sm letter
Saavi: right
me: nervous means what kind of feeling u mean?
Saavi: shaky
me: like after too many drinks ?
gotta leave now. so u will be off 2moro ? :)
hello.. u there? gotta say bye, n was asking if u'll come 2morrow?
sunti ho?
Saavi: ji nahi. sunti nahi. i might come online, if have time
me: padti hu :) ya, u guys r busy ppl, i m sooo free!!!
3 minutes later
seem busy with sm interesting guy :(
bye cu next week :)
Saavi: no, im busy with my colleague, discussing some things.
dont worry
me: why should I ? let ur husband worry ;)
Saavi: no, he trusts me
me: its tough to have pretty wife.
me: must leave now.
Saavi: ok
me: my eyes r strained, feeling headache due to pc.
Saavi: see u
me: bye take care.
Saavi: relax when go to home
me: btw who s ur colleague ?
i need sex to relax :)
Saavi: nonsense
me: not home.
Saavi: she is she, 1,5 years older
me: right. its nonsense in here. in italy too ?
Saavi: not that much
me: still u said it
Saavi: i keep in mind india as we r talking abt u, not me
me: so u r focused, so witty. bt the response was swift :) natural.
again u said she is she, grammar mistake.
Saavi: no it is not
me: hw?
Saavi: this is what i wanted to say.. she is she
me: she is a lady, girl, woman
may be right.
r u one of those Sau choohe khakar Billi Haj ko chali ?
2 minutes later
me: bye then, cu later.
Saavi: she is 1,5 year older than me.
i told u already read when i write.
Thursday, 17 December 2009
fir se mehnat karni padegi
7th November, 2008
me: m so sorry puji :) tune kaha tu ladka hai thts why maine gaali di. why u deleted me ?????????
15th November, 2008
me: hii mera pc abhi thik nahi hua :( help me plz
pooja: den
me: good. first tell me why u removed me
pooja: y, i hate abusive personalities
me: bt u said u r man. isnt tht shocking ?
pooja: i was joking
me: bt i got
pooja: bt ur very bad
me: almost a heart attack
pooja: i wont add u again
me: bt we can talk here :)
pooja: y
me: see only prob is if u r not a girl. i take back my words, sorry, m so sorry :)
pooja: no ur always abusive
me: no way. i always call u beautiful, ws tht abusive ?
pooja: wt u told last time made me shocked
me: i so missed u
bfor that u shocked. u also insisted tht
pooja: wt
me: u r male nt female
pooja: as u wish. bt i dnt wanna talk to u
me: to socho muje kaisa jhataka laga hoga
bt thn
pooja: jhataka laga toh samne waale ko abuse nhi karte
me: who ll repair my pc
pooja: pehle yeh sikh lo, samjhe
me: ok i said sorry, sorry sorry
pooja: ok
me: so kya solution hai
pooja: kiska
me: driver loading prob. ka :)
pooja: kaha na drivers dalo cd se
me: i messed netwrk also, adapter too
i think i removed protocols too :D
pooja: u r mad
totally mad
me: kya karu, net bina office me kya kare
pooja: pc fek do
me: lolz
cant i copy frm other pc
pooja: nhi hota re, kitne baar kahu, tum lay ho computer knowledge mai, sacchi
me: yeah m beginner, bt i want tutions frm u, roj padhana
pooja: kyu badme mei gaaliya sun ne k liye
me: kyu, m a good student
pooja: hmm i dnt think
me: fir tumne bataya nahi, ur real photo kaun sa tha ?
pooja: ab kya karna hai, leave it
me: no way. i hv to make a clear pic of u, u knw teacher ka muh dekhne
pooja: ok dekhlo
me: se achhi padhai hogi :P
kahan ?
pooja: dekh le
me: nt refreshed yet
pooja: ok
me: mail it
pooja: nopee no ways
me: kyu, kisi aur ki hai :D ??
pooja: shuru ho gye na nautanki
me: ab main yahan bhi save kar sakta hu, to mail kkarne me kya fark hai ?
pooja: hmm yaha kaise save hota hai
me: right click on pic
pooja: nhi hota
me: and save :D
budhhu.. click o chnge pic then go to contact profile, wahan hoga :D
pooja: hmm aur kuch
me: u look good
pooja: i knw
me: ek baat bata, us din sameena k thread me kya hua tha, main dekhu uske pehle to delete ho gaya :(
pooja: jaane do
me: bata na. kaun batayega, kisine muje kuchh kaha tha ?
main to shaam ko post karke chala gaya tha
pooja: leave it
me: :( dont want to tell ?
pooja: no
me: why cant i send u request ?
u blocked me ?
pooja: ya
remove karu kya ???
me: haa jaldi i cant wait seeing u in my frnds
pooja: ek promise karo fir hi
me: watever u say :)
pooja: no abusive lang again
me: ok. vaise bhi maine public me kabhi kaha kuchh ?
pooja: public private sab
me: accepted. bas ?
pooja: okk
me: ab add karu ?
pooja: na wait
ok done
me: kya kar rahi ho aaj kal ?
pooja: padhay as usual
me: kyu exam to over ho gayee thi ?
pooja: na theory papers hone hai
chal bye me leaving tc sd gn
me: thnks u made my night wonderful
good night sweet dreams :)
pooja: hmm how
me: being frnd again :)
pooja: oh my pleasure. bt plzz dnt behave that rudely
me: dont say bout pleasure :P
pooja: hmm
me: i get ideas :D
pooja: why
me: u dont like sex talk na :D
pooja: no nt at all, i m straight a girl
me: thn lets nt say
pooja: and hate such things
me: u mean u r nt gonna marry ever :D
pooja: no this doesnt means that i dnt wanna marry bt this things need to b secret amongst the loved ones only, i feel, nt open
me: so u dont love me :(
pooja: not at all, y shuld i
me: at least say
pooja: what
me: u like me :) as a frnd
pooja: i used to like. bt frm dat day my thinking changed totally abt u
me: ok to muje fir se mehnat karni padegi
pooja: yaa
me: :D
pooja: hmm now bye tc sd gn
me: good night meethe sapne :)
pooja: hmm same to u may god bless u
sweety sweety drms guddy guddy nitess
me: m so sorry puji :) tune kaha tu ladka hai thts why maine gaali di. why u deleted me ?????????
15th November, 2008
me: hii mera pc abhi thik nahi hua :( help me plz
pooja: den
me: good. first tell me why u removed me
pooja: y, i hate abusive personalities
me: bt u said u r man. isnt tht shocking ?
pooja: i was joking
me: bt i got
pooja: bt ur very bad
me: almost a heart attack
pooja: i wont add u again
me: bt we can talk here :)
pooja: y
me: see only prob is if u r not a girl. i take back my words, sorry, m so sorry :)
pooja: no ur always abusive
me: no way. i always call u beautiful, ws tht abusive ?
pooja: wt u told last time made me shocked
me: i so missed u
bfor that u shocked. u also insisted tht
pooja: wt
me: u r male nt female
pooja: as u wish. bt i dnt wanna talk to u
me: to socho muje kaisa jhataka laga hoga
bt thn
pooja: jhataka laga toh samne waale ko abuse nhi karte
me: who ll repair my pc
pooja: pehle yeh sikh lo, samjhe
me: ok i said sorry, sorry sorry
pooja: ok
me: so kya solution hai
pooja: kiska
me: driver loading prob. ka :)
pooja: kaha na drivers dalo cd se
me: i messed netwrk also, adapter too
i think i removed protocols too :D
pooja: u r mad
totally mad
me: kya karu, net bina office me kya kare
pooja: pc fek do
me: lolz
cant i copy frm other pc
pooja: nhi hota re, kitne baar kahu, tum lay ho computer knowledge mai, sacchi
me: yeah m beginner, bt i want tutions frm u, roj padhana
pooja: kyu badme mei gaaliya sun ne k liye
me: kyu, m a good student
pooja: hmm i dnt think
me: fir tumne bataya nahi, ur real photo kaun sa tha ?
pooja: ab kya karna hai, leave it
me: no way. i hv to make a clear pic of u, u knw teacher ka muh dekhne
pooja: ok dekhlo
me: se achhi padhai hogi :P
kahan ?
pooja: dekh le
me: nt refreshed yet
pooja: ok
me: mail it
pooja: nopee no ways
me: kyu, kisi aur ki hai :D ??
pooja: shuru ho gye na nautanki
me: ab main yahan bhi save kar sakta hu, to mail kkarne me kya fark hai ?
pooja: hmm yaha kaise save hota hai
me: right click on pic
pooja: nhi hota
me: and save :D
budhhu.. click o chnge pic then go to contact profile, wahan hoga :D
pooja: hmm aur kuch
me: u look good
pooja: i knw
me: ek baat bata, us din sameena k thread me kya hua tha, main dekhu uske pehle to delete ho gaya :(
pooja: jaane do
me: bata na. kaun batayega, kisine muje kuchh kaha tha ?
main to shaam ko post karke chala gaya tha
pooja: leave it
me: :( dont want to tell ?
pooja: no
me: why cant i send u request ?
u blocked me ?
pooja: ya
remove karu kya ???
me: haa jaldi i cant wait seeing u in my frnds
pooja: ek promise karo fir hi
me: watever u say :)
pooja: no abusive lang again
me: ok. vaise bhi maine public me kabhi kaha kuchh ?
pooja: public private sab
me: accepted. bas ?
pooja: okk
me: ab add karu ?
pooja: na wait
ok done
me: kya kar rahi ho aaj kal ?
pooja: padhay as usual
me: kyu exam to over ho gayee thi ?
pooja: na theory papers hone hai
chal bye me leaving tc sd gn
me: thnks u made my night wonderful
good night sweet dreams :)
pooja: hmm how
me: being frnd again :)
pooja: oh my pleasure. bt plzz dnt behave that rudely
me: dont say bout pleasure :P
pooja: hmm
me: i get ideas :D
pooja: why
me: u dont like sex talk na :D
pooja: no nt at all, i m straight a girl
me: thn lets nt say
pooja: and hate such things
me: u mean u r nt gonna marry ever :D
pooja: no this doesnt means that i dnt wanna marry bt this things need to b secret amongst the loved ones only, i feel, nt open
me: so u dont love me :(
pooja: not at all, y shuld i
me: at least say
pooja: what
me: u like me :) as a frnd
pooja: i used to like. bt frm dat day my thinking changed totally abt u
me: ok to muje fir se mehnat karni padegi
pooja: yaa
me: :D
pooja: hmm now bye tc sd gn
me: good night meethe sapne :)
pooja: hmm same to u may god bless u
sweety sweety drms guddy guddy nitess
mind ur language
4th November, 2008
me: hey baby
pooja: hmmm
me: my pc's nt wrkng yet :(
pooja: hehehehe
me: kya kar rahi ho ?
pooja: kuch nhi, abhi exms hue
me: chatting kitno se chalu hai :D
pooja: kaafi acchi rahi, ab tp chal rhe hai
me: wo shahid kaisa hai ?
pooja: naam mat lo kamine ka
me: kya kiya
pooja: how..??
me: usne tumhe chheda kya :D
pooja: huh sala besharm hai
me: matalb usne tumhe chheda, hai na ;)
pooja: flirt mujhe pasand nhi isliye gaali de de kar bhaga dia sale ko
me: you look so beautiful today, photo kab dikhaogi :)
pooja: hmm abhi he kaha na flirts pasand nhi hume...
wait dekhlo pic...
dekhli....
me: ye to heroine hai :P
pooja: areee ab jaane do
me: ok ok nw i see
pooja: hmmm
me: so u r nt the miss Pune :D i wished u looked like JLo :D
pooja: heehe nopeee
btw this is nt ma pic hehehhe
me: ye kaisa majak hai u r playing with my
pooja: ab yeh dekho
me: emotions :x
pooja: hehehe
nhi re
me: dont mind if i start
pooja: maine socha tum pehchaan loge
me: loving this girl then tum pachhtaogi
pooja: hmmm main kyu pachtau
yeh jo lagi hai woh main hun
me: close up laga, its nt much clear
pooja: abhi koi dokha nhi okk wait
me: ohh u r really pretty :P
pooja: hmm thnks
me: then orkut me kyu gandi photo lagayi thi ?
pooja: aise he. koi chipak na jaye isliye
me: lekin ab to main chipak jaunga na :P
pooja: woh kaise
i m removing this pic, koi aur ne dekhne nhi chahiye naa shsshhhh
me: ruk ruk save to kar lene de
pooja: kyu
nhi
me: ok nw remove, i saved :)
pooja: hmmm remove kar di kab ke
huh dnt save
save nhi karte buri baat hai
2 minutes later
soo gaye....
me: guest aa ya, see you later
pooja: okk byeeee tc
bt save nhi karna....plzzzzzzzzzzzzz
in the evening of the same day
me: hiii i came to cafe for you only :P
pooja: hmm y??
me: guesss karo.
pooja: hmmm wapas koi pc kharab kia kya..??
me: arre yaar
pooja: hmm
me: i saw ur photo, hope its real :P
pooja: den
bt ur looking so unreal in ur photo...hehehe :)
me: jaise pet me gadbad ho aisa expression hai na :D
pooja: hmmm pet main gadbad...hehehe hajmoola khaaya karo
me: m i supposed to propose nw :)
pooja: woh lady ko kya...jise _ ** story sunate ho...btw age kya hai uski...
me: she's married
pooja: ohhh shoo sadddd
me: she's frm italy
pooja: ohhh
name...
me: Sofia
pooja: ok
me: r u spying sweet heart :)
btw wo dusri pic dikhake darati thi wo kiski thi ?
dreaming bout me :P ??
5 minutes later
pooja: hmmm boliyee
me: kis ke saath busy thi ??
pooja: phonee...
me: i want to marry you :)
pooja: main aapse 10 yrs chooti hun
me: i dont mind, its OK baby :D
pooja: bt i mind
me: :(
pooja: hmm
me: jao baat nahi karta tumse
pooja: heheh ab kya hua, tumhe pehli waali pic samajhi b nahi...woh chotti bacchi ke the...hehehe with hairband and all....bade bhullakad ho yaar
me: means ??
pooja: means... pehle waali pic choote bacche ke the. small girl with hairband.....hehheeh
me: haan pata hai, uska muh khula tha chocolate dekh kar,
to ?
pooja: aeee woh mere sis hai, cousin, aise nahi bolte
me: thts just a guess. to fir why tht expression ?
pooja: i dnt knw, maine nhi kheencha woh pic
me: she was too cute
pooja: fir mere sis jo thehre
me: lol
pooja: heheh
me: tune bataya nahi wo kaali photo kiski thi :D
pooja: kya, kaali..??? whch one
me: pehle tune jo pic lagayi thi, dark girl
pooja: wohi kaha na mere sis ke the, gadheeee, cousin sis, yellow top waali na
me: so when u want to marry ? i ve got few yrs
pooja: hehe
me: seriously i ve got less time
pooja: isi wajah se shahid ko maine bhaga dia tha....hope ur nt the next...to b ruined...by me
me: i told u honestly
pooja: den wt u want...
me: tht i hv to find girl for marriage fast
u r so cute :P
pooja: woh kaise samjha, woh pic toh ek computer expert ne banaye the samajhlo.....edition karke hehehheee
me: lapet ne ki hadd hoti hai, comp expert ne pic banayi hai :D
pooja: maine kaha lapeta, sach he kaha
aree pic toh the magar usko zara bright......shadow image vaghera vaghera karke blah blah.....karke acchi banaye hai
me: u mean teri pic ko ya cousin ki ?
pooja: mere manhoos
me: i dont think so. it looks real. jiski bhi ho :D
pooja: yehi toh kamaal hai aaj kal ke softwares ka....jo dikhta woh hota nahi aur jo nhi dikhta woh hota hai
me: i hv fallen in love with tht girl, ab aisa mat kehna
pooja: bt she dsnt exists
me: wo tum nahi :x
pooja: heehe kaise samjha, main woh nhi the. mere pic dekhni hai kya...wait haan
aree mili he nhi, sabse gandi pic
me: yahan to gulabi dress wali hi hai
pooja: wohi toh, mili nhi pic mujhe kuch gandi waali....kaali waali, jo origional ho
me: ab muje gussa aa raha hai, tum apni identity k saath
pooja: y?...
me: khilvad kar rahi ho
pooja: hehehe
me: ek pic batao apni
pooja: bt tum kaho itne dino se chat kia, baat kia, mujhe pehchaanonge kya dekhne k baad
24 minutes later
me: hello kahan gayee ?? ab muje bhookh lagane lagi hai
pooja: main 9211 hun
me: jaldi aa. muje laga tum 30-28-29 ho :P
pooja: huh
me: :P guessed frm pic
pooja: huh jo samajhna hai samajhlo
me: bt im still confused bout ur real image :(
pooja: hmmm u better be
me: plz bata do. neend nahi aayegi raat ko, kis ke sapne dekhu wo bhi confusion :D
pooja: hehehe ab kitne baar kahu, main male hun female nhi
me: what ? r u joking ??
pooja: main male hun female nhi
nopee i m dam serious
me: wat the hell,, then u were cheating all these days ??
pooja: jaise tum sach samjho
me: maine to female hi samja bt it is possible if u say so :x
pooja: badnasabi tumhari
me: teri maa ki
pooja: huh shut up
me: ok so u r a girl :D
pooja: u go to hell
me: yeah bt
pooja: kya proof hai
me: with u :)
shahid :D
pooja: yeh kaun hai ? main nhi pehchanti kisi shahid ko
me: saali wo ladka jo scrap book me tuje gadhi kehkar bulata hai :D
pooja: who
main saali nhi hun, mind ur language. u r being very abusive
me: aur bhi karunga, kya kar lengi ? tu kutti kamini hai, kaali billli :D
kahan gaya bho***** ma*******
me: hey baby
pooja: hmmm
me: my pc's nt wrkng yet :(
pooja: hehehehe
me: kya kar rahi ho ?
pooja: kuch nhi, abhi exms hue
me: chatting kitno se chalu hai :D
pooja: kaafi acchi rahi, ab tp chal rhe hai
me: wo shahid kaisa hai ?
pooja: naam mat lo kamine ka
me: kya kiya
pooja: how..??
me: usne tumhe chheda kya :D
pooja: huh sala besharm hai
me: matalb usne tumhe chheda, hai na ;)
pooja: flirt mujhe pasand nhi isliye gaali de de kar bhaga dia sale ko
me: you look so beautiful today, photo kab dikhaogi :)
pooja: hmm abhi he kaha na flirts pasand nhi hume...
wait dekhlo pic...
dekhli....
me: ye to heroine hai :P
pooja: areee ab jaane do
me: ok ok nw i see
pooja: hmmm
me: so u r nt the miss Pune :D i wished u looked like JLo :D
pooja: heehe nopeee
btw this is nt ma pic hehehhe
me: ye kaisa majak hai u r playing with my
pooja: ab yeh dekho
me: emotions :x
pooja: hehehe
nhi re
me: dont mind if i start
pooja: maine socha tum pehchaan loge
me: loving this girl then tum pachhtaogi
pooja: hmmm main kyu pachtau
yeh jo lagi hai woh main hun
me: close up laga, its nt much clear
pooja: abhi koi dokha nhi okk wait
me: ohh u r really pretty :P
pooja: hmm thnks
me: then orkut me kyu gandi photo lagayi thi ?
pooja: aise he. koi chipak na jaye isliye
me: lekin ab to main chipak jaunga na :P
pooja: woh kaise
i m removing this pic, koi aur ne dekhne nhi chahiye naa shsshhhh
me: ruk ruk save to kar lene de
pooja: kyu
nhi
me: ok nw remove, i saved :)
pooja: hmmm remove kar di kab ke
huh dnt save
save nhi karte buri baat hai
2 minutes later
soo gaye....
me: guest aa ya, see you later
pooja: okk byeeee tc
bt save nhi karna....plzzzzzzzzzzzzz
in the evening of the same day
me: hiii i came to cafe for you only :P
pooja: hmm y??
me: guesss karo.
pooja: hmmm wapas koi pc kharab kia kya..??
me: arre yaar
pooja: hmm
me: i saw ur photo, hope its real :P
pooja: den
bt ur looking so unreal in ur photo...hehehe :)
me: jaise pet me gadbad ho aisa expression hai na :D
pooja: hmmm pet main gadbad...hehehe hajmoola khaaya karo
me: m i supposed to propose nw :)
pooja: woh lady ko kya...jise _ ** story sunate ho...btw age kya hai uski...
me: she's married
pooja: ohhh shoo sadddd
me: she's frm italy
pooja: ohhh
name...
me: Sofia
pooja: ok
me: r u spying sweet heart :)
btw wo dusri pic dikhake darati thi wo kiski thi ?
dreaming bout me :P ??
5 minutes later
pooja: hmmm boliyee
me: kis ke saath busy thi ??
pooja: phonee...
me: i want to marry you :)
pooja: main aapse 10 yrs chooti hun
me: i dont mind, its OK baby :D
pooja: bt i mind
me: :(
pooja: hmm
me: jao baat nahi karta tumse
pooja: heheh ab kya hua, tumhe pehli waali pic samajhi b nahi...woh chotti bacchi ke the...hehehe with hairband and all....bade bhullakad ho yaar
me: means ??
pooja: means... pehle waali pic choote bacche ke the. small girl with hairband.....hehheeh
me: haan pata hai, uska muh khula tha chocolate dekh kar,
to ?
pooja: aeee woh mere sis hai, cousin, aise nahi bolte
me: thts just a guess. to fir why tht expression ?
pooja: i dnt knw, maine nhi kheencha woh pic
me: she was too cute
pooja: fir mere sis jo thehre
me: lol
pooja: heheh
me: tune bataya nahi wo kaali photo kiski thi :D
pooja: kya, kaali..??? whch one
me: pehle tune jo pic lagayi thi, dark girl
pooja: wohi kaha na mere sis ke the, gadheeee, cousin sis, yellow top waali na
me: so when u want to marry ? i ve got few yrs
pooja: hehe
me: seriously i ve got less time
pooja: isi wajah se shahid ko maine bhaga dia tha....hope ur nt the next...to b ruined...by me
me: i told u honestly
pooja: den wt u want...
me: tht i hv to find girl for marriage fast
u r so cute :P
pooja: woh kaise samjha, woh pic toh ek computer expert ne banaye the samajhlo.....edition karke hehehheee
me: lapet ne ki hadd hoti hai, comp expert ne pic banayi hai :D
pooja: maine kaha lapeta, sach he kaha
aree pic toh the magar usko zara bright......shadow image vaghera vaghera karke blah blah.....karke acchi banaye hai
me: u mean teri pic ko ya cousin ki ?
pooja: mere manhoos
me: i dont think so. it looks real. jiski bhi ho :D
pooja: yehi toh kamaal hai aaj kal ke softwares ka....jo dikhta woh hota nahi aur jo nhi dikhta woh hota hai
me: i hv fallen in love with tht girl, ab aisa mat kehna
pooja: bt she dsnt exists
me: wo tum nahi :x
pooja: heehe kaise samjha, main woh nhi the. mere pic dekhni hai kya...wait haan
aree mili he nhi, sabse gandi pic
me: yahan to gulabi dress wali hi hai
pooja: wohi toh, mili nhi pic mujhe kuch gandi waali....kaali waali, jo origional ho
me: ab muje gussa aa raha hai, tum apni identity k saath
pooja: y?...
me: khilvad kar rahi ho
pooja: hehehe
me: ek pic batao apni
pooja: bt tum kaho itne dino se chat kia, baat kia, mujhe pehchaanonge kya dekhne k baad
24 minutes later
me: hello kahan gayee ?? ab muje bhookh lagane lagi hai
pooja: main 9211 hun
me: jaldi aa. muje laga tum 30-28-29 ho :P
pooja: huh
me: :P guessed frm pic
pooja: huh jo samajhna hai samajhlo
me: bt im still confused bout ur real image :(
pooja: hmmm u better be
me: plz bata do. neend nahi aayegi raat ko, kis ke sapne dekhu wo bhi confusion :D
pooja: hehehe ab kitne baar kahu, main male hun female nhi
me: what ? r u joking ??
pooja: main male hun female nhi
nopee i m dam serious
me: wat the hell,, then u were cheating all these days ??
pooja: jaise tum sach samjho
me: maine to female hi samja bt it is possible if u say so :x
pooja: badnasabi tumhari
me: teri maa ki
pooja: huh shut up
me: ok so u r a girl :D
pooja: u go to hell
me: yeah bt
pooja: kya proof hai
me: with u :)
shahid :D
pooja: yeh kaun hai ? main nhi pehchanti kisi shahid ko
me: saali wo ladka jo scrap book me tuje gadhi kehkar bulata hai :D
pooja: who
main saali nhi hun, mind ur language. u r being very abusive
me: aur bhi karunga, kya kar lengi ? tu kutti kamini hai, kaali billli :D
kahan gaya bho***** ma*******
Wednesday, 16 December 2009
enjoy things the way they are..
29th August, 2007
me: m bak (after weekend)
Sofia: very short leave
welcome back
me: feeling like referee !
superb one liners !
Sofia: right
why like referee, do u have 2 kids ?
me: not 2 kids but similar situation ;)
Sofia: why similar situation?
about 2 hours later
me: sorry had to leave in hurry :) now bak
Sofia: whats new...
me: :D nothing, its the same old boring paresh :)
Sofia: thats what i wanted to say. every time coming n going in the same manner, nothing new
me: u mean abrupt sign out?
Sofia: kind of
me: u r not kind to me
Sofia: ru kind to me
me: i m. i mailed u from mobile, from inside train
Sofia: yeah thats caring, but to some extent
me: u r right, we ve no topic left n its really getting boring
gotta sign out now, cu later
49 minutes later
me: u there?
Sofia: yeah… its amusing :P u dont have what to talk
me: n still i want to talk :P
the weather is so sexy, i ll chat with sm1 if cant find physically
Sofia: keep searching.
whats the weather like there?
me: cool, rainy :P
Sofia: nice, i love rain
me: me too, bt wthout gf useless!
Sofia: ur attitude is wrong u know
me: hw ?
Sofia: got to be positive. enjoy the things the way they r, not wait for gf to enjoy them
me: bt i can njoy only gf ;)
Sofia: thats wrong
me: i mean wher u r hungry, u need food, nothing else
Sofia: life looks simple n can be lived simply, but it makes u simple to notice only the simple things
me: gotta have tea to get u !
Sofia: what
38 minutes later
me: so u said sm simple thing that i could nt get !
Sofia: read it again
me: just did it
Sofia: u seem to pay attention only to simple things. food, girlfriend. life sure is simple but u can look beyond that n find enjoyable things beyond the obvious but...with sm ppl its not working
me: cant. as i m a down to earth guy. simple living n simple thinking :)
Sofia: fine if u like it this way
me: i need the obvious Enjoyment only :P
i ll try ur way once I ve got the simple stuff .
Sofia: as u wish
me: thanks. so nw about ur webcam :)
Sofia: u dont have luck with that. i used to chat with cam last week evenings
me: n ur new photos showing lovely smile :)
Sofia: if i want
me: what ? hello what do u mean?
Sofia: if i want
me: what do u want?
Sofia: at present i dont want to make specially pics bcos someone wants n really im being irritated at the moment of some mahesh who is asking for pics. i told him to sent me his. he promised. it took him 1 week during which time i havent talked to him thou he kept trying. now he said he is sending his, i must send mine. i waited to receive his first. he sent me some forward without pic n all the time saying, ok im seinding u the pic, now u send urs.
fools
me: r u calling me fool :(
Sofia: i call him
me: then what?
Sofia: kucch nahi. i blocked him
me: dont block me plz, i wont ask again, ok?
Sofia: haha :)
me: bt im sending my pics.
Sofia: no its like, i require some sensible chatting n something from the other side. not stupid seeking for photos n lying that he sent his :)
trying to fool me :( i hate when ppl try to fool me
got a mail from u, 3 pics eh
ur having the same face in every pic :)
me: from my mobile at bus stop
what do u mean? r they fake?
Sofia: no no just ur expression is same
i was thinking that u said u want to do something for society or like b4 getting married, which i dont really understand
me: actually i meant society has done many things for me till now so its expected that i return smthng to it. not that i want to do smthng. i m damn selfish :)
Sofia: what can u do?
me: i dnt know bt i will do my best, to the extent of exploitation :P
Sofia: when?
me: so u r waiting?
Sofia: yeah am waiting for u to satisfy ur hungry side n see what comes after that. if anything at all
me: u mean there's nothing inside :P
Sofia: i wanna see what is the more complicated then what u show
me: shall i have to do it with sm very cold lady ?
Sofia: whatever. better wait for ur wife n satisfaction wont come with the marriage, will take u a year or so to settle
me: m waiting, bt the girl i select changes her mind.
Sofia: really?
me: ya, the fact. when i first meet, it seems like they r feeling grateful to me but when i say ok to marry, they suddenly change their mind
Sofia: why do u think is this?
me: n the marriage plans hang up :(
cant say. when i say no, they force :(
maybe i wont get what i like n will have to pay Price for what i like ;)
sorry, i sent u the wrong video :)
Sofia: oh so its u kevinOO7, very smart
me: thats for utube. kevin wasnt available n i was in hurry.
btw hw's it? u were watching na :)
Sofia: no. havent open that mail yet
me: lying :) u stopped replying in btwn.
Sofia: yeah, was writing in orkut to one girl n talking on the phone
me: ok, there was sm striptease type stuff, no need to watch for u :)
Sofia: fine. wont watch
me: i think u should. to see what turns a man on. this one highly so ;)
Sofia: managed to make me interested
me: go on then. u can use on ur husband.
1 minute later
me: now i ll have to leave. cu 2morrow, attend ur phones.
me: m bak (after weekend)
Sofia: very short leave
welcome back
me: feeling like referee !
superb one liners !
Sofia: right
why like referee, do u have 2 kids ?
me: not 2 kids but similar situation ;)
Sofia: why similar situation?
about 2 hours later
me: sorry had to leave in hurry :) now bak
Sofia: whats new...
me: :D nothing, its the same old boring paresh :)
Sofia: thats what i wanted to say. every time coming n going in the same manner, nothing new
me: u mean abrupt sign out?
Sofia: kind of
me: u r not kind to me
Sofia: ru kind to me
me: i m. i mailed u from mobile, from inside train
Sofia: yeah thats caring, but to some extent
me: u r right, we ve no topic left n its really getting boring
gotta sign out now, cu later
49 minutes later
me: u there?
Sofia: yeah… its amusing :P u dont have what to talk
me: n still i want to talk :P
the weather is so sexy, i ll chat with sm1 if cant find physically
Sofia: keep searching.
whats the weather like there?
me: cool, rainy :P
Sofia: nice, i love rain
me: me too, bt wthout gf useless!
Sofia: ur attitude is wrong u know
me: hw ?
Sofia: got to be positive. enjoy the things the way they r, not wait for gf to enjoy them
me: bt i can njoy only gf ;)
Sofia: thats wrong
me: i mean wher u r hungry, u need food, nothing else
Sofia: life looks simple n can be lived simply, but it makes u simple to notice only the simple things
me: gotta have tea to get u !
Sofia: what
38 minutes later
me: so u said sm simple thing that i could nt get !
Sofia: read it again
me: just did it
Sofia: u seem to pay attention only to simple things. food, girlfriend. life sure is simple but u can look beyond that n find enjoyable things beyond the obvious but...with sm ppl its not working
me: cant. as i m a down to earth guy. simple living n simple thinking :)
Sofia: fine if u like it this way
me: i need the obvious Enjoyment only :P
i ll try ur way once I ve got the simple stuff .
Sofia: as u wish
me: thanks. so nw about ur webcam :)
Sofia: u dont have luck with that. i used to chat with cam last week evenings
me: n ur new photos showing lovely smile :)
Sofia: if i want
me: what ? hello what do u mean?
Sofia: if i want
me: what do u want?
Sofia: at present i dont want to make specially pics bcos someone wants n really im being irritated at the moment of some mahesh who is asking for pics. i told him to sent me his. he promised. it took him 1 week during which time i havent talked to him thou he kept trying. now he said he is sending his, i must send mine. i waited to receive his first. he sent me some forward without pic n all the time saying, ok im seinding u the pic, now u send urs.
fools
me: r u calling me fool :(
Sofia: i call him
me: then what?
Sofia: kucch nahi. i blocked him
me: dont block me plz, i wont ask again, ok?
Sofia: haha :)
me: bt im sending my pics.
Sofia: no its like, i require some sensible chatting n something from the other side. not stupid seeking for photos n lying that he sent his :)
trying to fool me :( i hate when ppl try to fool me
got a mail from u, 3 pics eh
ur having the same face in every pic :)
me: from my mobile at bus stop
what do u mean? r they fake?
Sofia: no no just ur expression is same
i was thinking that u said u want to do something for society or like b4 getting married, which i dont really understand
me: actually i meant society has done many things for me till now so its expected that i return smthng to it. not that i want to do smthng. i m damn selfish :)
Sofia: what can u do?
me: i dnt know bt i will do my best, to the extent of exploitation :P
Sofia: when?
me: so u r waiting?
Sofia: yeah am waiting for u to satisfy ur hungry side n see what comes after that. if anything at all
me: u mean there's nothing inside :P
Sofia: i wanna see what is the more complicated then what u show
me: shall i have to do it with sm very cold lady ?
Sofia: whatever. better wait for ur wife n satisfaction wont come with the marriage, will take u a year or so to settle
me: m waiting, bt the girl i select changes her mind.
Sofia: really?
me: ya, the fact. when i first meet, it seems like they r feeling grateful to me but when i say ok to marry, they suddenly change their mind
Sofia: why do u think is this?
me: n the marriage plans hang up :(
cant say. when i say no, they force :(
maybe i wont get what i like n will have to pay Price for what i like ;)
sorry, i sent u the wrong video :)
Sofia: oh so its u kevinOO7, very smart
me: thats for utube. kevin wasnt available n i was in hurry.
btw hw's it? u were watching na :)
Sofia: no. havent open that mail yet
me: lying :) u stopped replying in btwn.
Sofia: yeah, was writing in orkut to one girl n talking on the phone
me: ok, there was sm striptease type stuff, no need to watch for u :)
Sofia: fine. wont watch
me: i think u should. to see what turns a man on. this one highly so ;)
Sofia: managed to make me interested
me: go on then. u can use on ur husband.
1 minute later
me: now i ll have to leave. cu 2morrow, attend ur phones.
Still happen to be here...
27th August, 2007
me: hi u there?
Sofia: yes
still happen to be here...
me: r u teasing me? :(
its raining n i m already sad
Sofia: i love rain
no i aint teasing any1
me: m in office, no pretty girl around,
Sofia: there r many in net
me: what if i want to Touch one ? ;)
Sofia: then its little hard
me: so hw's weekend ? were u online ystrdy ?
Sofia: no, but was online on friday m b4 that every night
me: u can do one thing on sat n sun. give me a miss call so that i go to cafe n we can chat n watch u on web cam ;)
Sofia: yeah i was with cam these days
me: u know what's 2morrow?
Sofia: raksha bandhan?
me: great, unbelievable?
Sofia: ?
me: so u celebrate?
Sofia: well i wanted to ask, is it wrong to invite my brother today or it must be tmrw?
not my real bro another one, anyway bcs my husband told him to do today n i invited him already
me: hold on, boss
9 minutes later
me: its not so strict, bt as per customs sister goes to bro's place
Sofia: accha
me: on the day.
Sofia: but not today
me: do u tie ur real bro?
Sofia: aha i see
no we r not hindu, u got sister?
me: no, bt some cousins r there.
going to get tied tomorrow by sm of 'em :)
Sofia: i see, as im not hindu we dont do this stuff but i have one 'brother' here, close friend of my husband, so invited him tonight home
me: to NighT ?? ;)
Sofia: yeah
me: u know that saying in hindi ? Din me Bhaiya Raat me Saiyan?
Sofia: he is at work till evening. he has wife, both will come
me: good to know that wife will be there :)
Sofia: i will be with my husband too
me: then wife-swapping comes to mind ?
dont get angry m going to another pc
Sofia: ok
about 2 hours later
me: hii soni, sorry sm guest came.
reply fast, gotta leave to catch bus n then for one whole day no Flirting :) at home !
Sofia: ок
what reply u want, ru going smwhere
me: home , I said bfore
Sofia: so early
me: where i cant say those swapping things ;)
Sofia: didnt get
me: i said bout the 2 couples , u didn’t read?
Sofia: oh now got it
me: n my home is bout 110 km so will leave bfore 6 pm, maybe in half hour
Sofia: alright. nice trip, safe one
me: what ? safe? m i a girl? or sm ViP :)
Sofia: aare it can always become unsafe, god forbid
me: arey, aisa kyu sochana ? didnt answer bout swap?
Sofia: no swap
me: have u done ? lying ?
Sofia: rrrrrrrr
me: what ? sorry, i m sexually deprived, so this keeps happening to me
Sofia: what ? thinking abt swapping
me: there r certain moment s when u think nothing but Sex :D everything becomes secondary, have u felt it?
Sofia: im not like this. havent felt sexually deprived, hadnt had such time, to think abt sex all the time
me: thats why
Sofia: this is more normal for men
me: if u put urself in my place. u could know it.
Sofia: i cant. men r different animals, i cant get in ur way of thinking
wont u miss ur buss
me: u seem to b in hurry :(
Sofia: no im not
me: it feels so much like prison at home
Sofia: im concerned abt u
me: ok then as u wish.
Sofia: what is it i wish
me: cu later.
Sofia: ru insulted
me: u care me, i like it
no no i need sm1 to care for me :) there's none now
Sofia: now u have u
me: as im a Man, so called :(
Sofia: haha :)
me: boys dont cry
Sofia: so called... well
me: its no pleasure
Sofia: not usually, but its allowed
me: i tell u
Sofia: in indian idol they cry
have u seen it the last time
me: ya, bt i cant.
me: hi u there?
Sofia: yes
still happen to be here...
me: r u teasing me? :(
its raining n i m already sad
Sofia: i love rain
no i aint teasing any1
me: m in office, no pretty girl around,
Sofia: there r many in net
me: what if i want to Touch one ? ;)
Sofia: then its little hard
me: so hw's weekend ? were u online ystrdy ?
Sofia: no, but was online on friday m b4 that every night
me: u can do one thing on sat n sun. give me a miss call so that i go to cafe n we can chat n watch u on web cam ;)
Sofia: yeah i was with cam these days
me: u know what's 2morrow?
Sofia: raksha bandhan?
me: great, unbelievable?
Sofia: ?
me: so u celebrate?
Sofia: well i wanted to ask, is it wrong to invite my brother today or it must be tmrw?
not my real bro another one, anyway bcs my husband told him to do today n i invited him already
me: hold on, boss
9 minutes later
me: its not so strict, bt as per customs sister goes to bro's place
Sofia: accha
me: on the day.
Sofia: but not today
me: do u tie ur real bro?
Sofia: aha i see
no we r not hindu, u got sister?
me: no, bt some cousins r there.
going to get tied tomorrow by sm of 'em :)
Sofia: i see, as im not hindu we dont do this stuff but i have one 'brother' here, close friend of my husband, so invited him tonight home
me: to NighT ?? ;)
Sofia: yeah
me: u know that saying in hindi ? Din me Bhaiya Raat me Saiyan?
Sofia: he is at work till evening. he has wife, both will come
me: good to know that wife will be there :)
Sofia: i will be with my husband too
me: then wife-swapping comes to mind ?
dont get angry m going to another pc
Sofia: ok
about 2 hours later
me: hii soni, sorry sm guest came.
reply fast, gotta leave to catch bus n then for one whole day no Flirting :) at home !
Sofia: ок
what reply u want, ru going smwhere
me: home , I said bfore
Sofia: so early
me: where i cant say those swapping things ;)
Sofia: didnt get
me: i said bout the 2 couples , u didn’t read?
Sofia: oh now got it
me: n my home is bout 110 km so will leave bfore 6 pm, maybe in half hour
Sofia: alright. nice trip, safe one
me: what ? safe? m i a girl? or sm ViP :)
Sofia: aare it can always become unsafe, god forbid
me: arey, aisa kyu sochana ? didnt answer bout swap?
Sofia: no swap
me: have u done ? lying ?
Sofia: rrrrrrrr
me: what ? sorry, i m sexually deprived, so this keeps happening to me
Sofia: what ? thinking abt swapping
me: there r certain moment s when u think nothing but Sex :D everything becomes secondary, have u felt it?
Sofia: im not like this. havent felt sexually deprived, hadnt had such time, to think abt sex all the time
me: thats why
Sofia: this is more normal for men
me: if u put urself in my place. u could know it.
Sofia: i cant. men r different animals, i cant get in ur way of thinking
wont u miss ur buss
me: u seem to b in hurry :(
Sofia: no im not
me: it feels so much like prison at home
Sofia: im concerned abt u
me: ok then as u wish.
Sofia: what is it i wish
me: cu later.
Sofia: ru insulted
me: u care me, i like it
no no i need sm1 to care for me :) there's none now
Sofia: now u have u
me: as im a Man, so called :(
Sofia: haha :)
me: boys dont cry
Sofia: so called... well
me: its no pleasure
Sofia: not usually, but its allowed
me: i tell u
Sofia: in indian idol they cry
have u seen it the last time
me: ya, bt i cant.
Tuesday, 15 December 2009
no time to sit and sip a coffee..
4th September, 2008
me: hii sexy :) hw r u today :)
tina: i am good u say ji
me: i love you
you knw na :) missed u ystrdy so much
ok sorry sweetheart, bura mat maan yaar
5th September, 2008
tina: paresh ,,,apne scraps pe dhyan do. on orkut jo likhtey ho dhang se likho, we are just freinds okhay
me: iknw. r u hurt ? i was just trying to get atttention :D
2 minutes later
ok i ll take care aage se, kuchh to bolo :)
tina: no its nt the right way ok, i am really angry
me: you look so cute when angry :P
so wats the right way then :)
2 minutes later
hey beautiful....where's ur office exactly btw ?
i knw i m not a star, bt i m ur frnd at least, reply to kar :)
tina: mein online aana band kar du
me: no no no please don’t. whts wrong ?
12 minutes later
me: goodnight then :)
10th September, 2008
me: hiiii beautiful :) orkut is blocked in office :(
tina: cool… ppl muz be happy ,, kaam karo concentrate on work
me: :( you dont like me, do you ?
tina: hey i was just pulling ur leg
me: ok then. btw can i ask u one thing ?
wats ur priority in life presently ?
9 minutes later
me: wat happened ? kahan kho gayee thi ? jawab to do kuchh :)
28 minutes later
me: hellooo baby pull my leg bt say smthng :)
11 minutes later
me: 8 baje mere liye Rock ON ka koi song baja dena please :)
ye tumhari meri baate....
15th September, 2008
me: hello sweetheart, good morning :)
tina: good morning
me: so hw' life going there in ahmedabad ( I was in Jabalpur)
tina: doin morning show yaar
me: you r the same pretty tina whose photo i see in orkut :P
tina: kyu koi shaq hai
me: ha hai :D
tina: kyu ?
me: see in orkut i saw one guy u added, no decent girl can add such person
tina: yaar kayi log bina add kiye add ho jatey hein, whos dat tell me i ll remove him
i think ma password has been shared or sumthing like dat
me: anywy leave it. you look good in this new pic
tina: thank u
me: i hv been dreaming of a date with you
tina: oh really i have no time even to sit n sip a coffee
me: ohh no ye kya atyachar hai chhoti si bachhi par, why do u wrk so much ?
tina: yes its ma job, its by choice
me: to kya tum overtime karti ho ? job to 8 hours hota hai na ?
tina: theres no overtime ma studio is ma home
me: is it really so ? u said u live smwhere around vastrapur lake ?
1 minute later
excuse me mere classes ka time ho gaya :(
so tough to leave you bt i hv to go
see you in the evening maybe
Monday, 14 December 2009
bal vivah paap hai
13th August, 2008
me: hi beautiful :)
tina: hello
17 minutes later
me: hello bolkar bhaag gayee :(
is that network problem or u dont like me ?
i ll blame the network , not you :)
so office hours r over and i ve to leave for today, hope to catch u soon :)
26th August, 2008
me: 500 lol (number of her friends in a social networking site was growing rapidly and reached 500 reached 500 )
tina: i am in show guys talk later
me: guys ?? i m paresh, ek baar paresh keh kar bulao na :)
tina: ok paresh ll talk later yaar
me: thnks sweet heart :P you r sooooo sweet, ghar jake sirf radio Three sununga
fir apni date kab hai beautiful :)
5 minutes later
me: dreaming bout me ?? :P
about 10 minutes later
me: i m still wating, office is empty :D
bout 30 minutes later
me: apne aapko heroine samajti ho ?
ok then wish u get ur hero :)
28th August, 2008
me: hiiii sexy :) mujse baat kyu nahi karti ?
hello cutie… i said smthng
tina: show time smarty
me: i knw baby, par kuchh to bol. jaise k…i missed u paresh, why did u remove me etc etc :)
5 minutes later
me: u knw i love u so much... i mean ur voice :D
8 minutes later
me: hello sweetie kuchh bol do na :(
tina: arey yaar show chaalu hai cnt chat here
me: to kab karenge ? muje jaldi shaadi karni hai yaar :P
bout 10 minutes later
me: gaane k beech me time to bahut hota hai, pata nahi kya karti rehti ho ??
6 minutes later
me: ok byeee njoy ur show :)
tina: arey baba i have to think next kya bolungi :)
so dnt feel bout it
30th August, 2008
me: who broke ur heart sweeite ??
helloooooooooo
u knw i love you :)
tina: paresh show on hai yar
me: dopahar me show ?? pata nahi tha
7 minutes later
me: singing for you only...
jeevan se bhari teri aankhen
majboor kare jeene k liye..
jeene k liye
.…..
saagar bhi tarsate rehte hai,
tere roop ka ras pine k liye..pine k liye..
about 15 minutes later
me: mere samne wali window me…
ek sexy RJ bolti hai….
afsos ye hai ki wo radio par..
busy busy rehti hai :)
bout an hour later
me: kitni der se ho show par ? thakti nahi kya :)
1st September, 2008
me: hii sexy :) did u read my last scrap ?
tina: ya, have u lost it ? tumhe aisa kyu lagta hai
me: what ? kya ? gaana ?
tina: na ki mein wo pic wali nahin hu sumone is handling everything
me: maybe i m wrong bt isnt it tough to handle radio and orkut
tina: no ,,,
me: at the same time
tina: dunnt u guys handle two gals a t a time
me: i cant. i only love u presently :)
wht s this bhaggu :D
tina: bhaggu bhagwan ka nick name hai
me: thnks, so i m so dumb :D
3 minutes later
got smone else ?
tujse naaraz nahi O Tinaaa
tina: oh sory aaj mein morning show kar rahi hu, yaar studio mein hu
me: i knw, u talk to me only on show time
tina: ha ha
me: u r so professional :P
tina: marungi chanta
nautanki
yaar dats wen i cum online
me: very ambitious hmm ? what u thought bout marriage :)
tina: else time nahin mil pata
me: vaise main bhi on the job hi surf karta hu, paise nahi kharchta :D
tina: ha ha good. bout mariage i am just 20 right nw so cant think about marriage, bal vivah paap hai
me: lol baby i ve seen ur scraps in which u call big boys as "beta" nd 18 is the age for gals
tina: dats hw i talk yaar
paaallllzz tumhari koi marriage beaureau hai kya ?
me: tht means i ve to find smone else :(
hey bhaggi.. i wanted to propose you :P
tina: arey koi nahin apan friends to hein hi na aur hamesha raheingein
me: thts great bt wife ko bura lagega na smart sexy gf ho to :D
tina: to keh dena shhadi se pehle hi ki meri life mein tina ki presence ko accept karna padega
me: lets see, bt still i wish both gf and wife to be the same
tina: oh ,,
me: hv u sen rock on ?
tina: soory yaar
yes amazing movie n
me: anywy ur voice is really soo cute nd i love the way u say
tina: thanx, i knw chotey bacchey jaisey hai :)
me: "ok byeeeeeeeeeeee"
thts the best and worst part
wht u studied ?
tina: i am a psycho hons graduate. next year pg ke liye jaungi, in media studies
me: ambitious as i guessed :) so wht s ur goal in life ? money or man with lots of money ?
tina: media mein hi rehna hai ,, ad making mein jana hai, radio mera pehla pyar hai to wo hamesha rahega sath sath
me: wht u say bout my psychology :)
tina: tum pagal ho
me: m i good or bad boy :D
tina: ha ha
very emotional
and yes ,,, u beleive in dating bunch of women at the same time bt ,, dunno really fall for them
11 minutes later
me: bad manners...bataye bina offline ???
anywy see ya later, good day sweet heart :)
me: hi beautiful :)
tina: hello
17 minutes later
me: hello bolkar bhaag gayee :(
is that network problem or u dont like me ?
i ll blame the network , not you :)
so office hours r over and i ve to leave for today, hope to catch u soon :)
26th August, 2008
me: 500 lol (number of her friends in a social networking site was growing rapidly and reached 500 reached 500 )
tina: i am in show guys talk later
me: guys ?? i m paresh, ek baar paresh keh kar bulao na :)
tina: ok paresh ll talk later yaar
me: thnks sweet heart :P you r sooooo sweet, ghar jake sirf radio Three sununga
fir apni date kab hai beautiful :)
5 minutes later
me: dreaming bout me ?? :P
about 10 minutes later
me: i m still wating, office is empty :D
bout 30 minutes later
me: apne aapko heroine samajti ho ?
ok then wish u get ur hero :)
28th August, 2008
me: hiiii sexy :) mujse baat kyu nahi karti ?
hello cutie… i said smthng
tina: show time smarty
me: i knw baby, par kuchh to bol. jaise k…i missed u paresh, why did u remove me etc etc :)
5 minutes later
me: u knw i love u so much... i mean ur voice :D
8 minutes later
me: hello sweetie kuchh bol do na :(
tina: arey yaar show chaalu hai cnt chat here
me: to kab karenge ? muje jaldi shaadi karni hai yaar :P
bout 10 minutes later
me: gaane k beech me time to bahut hota hai, pata nahi kya karti rehti ho ??
6 minutes later
me: ok byeee njoy ur show :)
tina: arey baba i have to think next kya bolungi :)
so dnt feel bout it
30th August, 2008
me: who broke ur heart sweeite ??
helloooooooooo
u knw i love you :)
tina: paresh show on hai yar
me: dopahar me show ?? pata nahi tha
7 minutes later
me: singing for you only...
jeevan se bhari teri aankhen
majboor kare jeene k liye..
jeene k liye
.…..
saagar bhi tarsate rehte hai,
tere roop ka ras pine k liye..pine k liye..
about 15 minutes later
me: mere samne wali window me…
ek sexy RJ bolti hai….
afsos ye hai ki wo radio par..
busy busy rehti hai :)
bout an hour later
me: kitni der se ho show par ? thakti nahi kya :)
1st September, 2008
me: hii sexy :) did u read my last scrap ?
tina: ya, have u lost it ? tumhe aisa kyu lagta hai
me: what ? kya ? gaana ?
tina: na ki mein wo pic wali nahin hu sumone is handling everything
me: maybe i m wrong bt isnt it tough to handle radio and orkut
tina: no ,,,
me: at the same time
tina: dunnt u guys handle two gals a t a time
me: i cant. i only love u presently :)
wht s this bhaggu :D
tina: bhaggu bhagwan ka nick name hai
me: thnks, so i m so dumb :D
3 minutes later
got smone else ?
tujse naaraz nahi O Tinaaa
tina: oh sory aaj mein morning show kar rahi hu, yaar studio mein hu
me: i knw, u talk to me only on show time
tina: ha ha
me: u r so professional :P
tina: marungi chanta
nautanki
yaar dats wen i cum online
me: very ambitious hmm ? what u thought bout marriage :)
tina: else time nahin mil pata
me: vaise main bhi on the job hi surf karta hu, paise nahi kharchta :D
tina: ha ha good. bout mariage i am just 20 right nw so cant think about marriage, bal vivah paap hai
me: lol baby i ve seen ur scraps in which u call big boys as "beta" nd 18 is the age for gals
tina: dats hw i talk yaar
paaallllzz tumhari koi marriage beaureau hai kya ?
me: tht means i ve to find smone else :(
hey bhaggi.. i wanted to propose you :P
tina: arey koi nahin apan friends to hein hi na aur hamesha raheingein
me: thts great bt wife ko bura lagega na smart sexy gf ho to :D
tina: to keh dena shhadi se pehle hi ki meri life mein tina ki presence ko accept karna padega
me: lets see, bt still i wish both gf and wife to be the same
tina: oh ,,
me: hv u sen rock on ?
tina: soory yaar
yes amazing movie n
me: anywy ur voice is really soo cute nd i love the way u say
tina: thanx, i knw chotey bacchey jaisey hai :)
me: "ok byeeeeeeeeeeee"
thts the best and worst part
wht u studied ?
tina: i am a psycho hons graduate. next year pg ke liye jaungi, in media studies
me: ambitious as i guessed :) so wht s ur goal in life ? money or man with lots of money ?
tina: media mein hi rehna hai ,, ad making mein jana hai, radio mera pehla pyar hai to wo hamesha rahega sath sath
me: wht u say bout my psychology :)
tina: tum pagal ho
me: m i good or bad boy :D
tina: ha ha
very emotional
and yes ,,, u beleive in dating bunch of women at the same time bt ,, dunno really fall for them
11 minutes later
me: bad manners...bataye bina offline ???
anywy see ya later, good day sweet heart :)
Thursday, 10 December 2009
kitties and babies
24th August, 2009
me: so m back. tumne kya naam diya ? cat ko apni ?
Rati: sweetie
me: lol i guessed right :P u r attached to her, varna dusri cat laati lol
Rati: :D
me: ek letter type kiya poore din me, pehle main bahut pareshan tha, ab aadat ho gayi hai
Rati: ohk..
me: no work :D
Rati: :D hehe
me: ab kaam karna pada to trouble hogi :(
Rati: hmm :(
me: did u visit katie ?
Rati: yes, twice. once sweetie kissed her n the 2nd time they danced to the radio :D
lol how cute
me: u can take photos too
Rati: haan 1 took 1 pic
me: fast girl :P
Rati: :D
me: maine subah poll banaya to reject hua :( ab options bhi yaad nahi
Rati: kaunsa poll?
me: main moderator banna chahta hu lol
Rati: lol hahaha, to owner se contact karo na hahaha
me: btw "i wish i was kid was too fexy." especially wo bachha skirt me jo ghusta hai :D
Rati: lol yes i knw u wud like it
me: crown , kapde sab, kitna kharcha kar diya :P
Rati: lol :D she is lukin damn cute
mujhe bubble bath lena tha uske liye...
me: maine liya hai abhi abhi
Rati: mujhe bhi lena hai, lekin wo bol rahe hai ki u don hav enough money, visit bank :(
me: daily lottery me 50 dollars se lekar 500 dollars milte hai
Rati: naye ghar pe aate hi mujhe lottery lagi thi, sabko lagti hogi
wow real life me hota toh........
me: u knw jab main jyada spend karta hu tab
Rati: ......
me: meri 500 ki lottery lagti hai lol
Rati: aise kaise?
me: dont knw, 3 ya 4 din pehle maine bubble bath liya to balance 500 ho gaya tha. fir 2 baar 500 ki lottery lagi
Rati: :D wow mastach
maybe they don want our kitties to suffer
me: yeah they dont want u to quit just for balance
Rati: :)
me: so u ll hv enough to feed her always
u knw how to feed and clean ?
Rati: no..feed to kuch leke dete hai na. clean brush aur soap se karte hai na? ya kuch aur?
me: right , tune kar diya ?
Rati: haan
me: fir kya ?
Rati: ball pass karke khele bhi
me: :D
Rati: hehe
me: i love cats lol
Rati: hehehe
me: and every inch of their body :P cant get enough of it
Rati: ohk..got it
me: wat ? wat u got ;)
btw where's ur pic ? kitne din ho gaye :(
Rati: ruko mai sweetie ko khana khila rahi hoon, tumhi ne kaha tha u wont want to see my pic
ya kisi ugly ladki ka dikhao etc
me: tht ws joke :
be serious sweetie, u r 19 now, would be computer engineer :)
Rati: then? :)
me: maybe 2 -3 babies after marrieage
Rati: lol
me: lol one little cute gal
Rati: i wanted to ask "so?"
me: so apna photo dikhao ye sab sapne poore karne hai to lol
Rati: n wat abt my wud be bf?
me: P.S.=sapne mere hai
Rati: u want 2-3 babies?
me: bf ke bachhe paida karogi lol
Rati: then i cant marry u :-o
me: finance pe depend hai, at least one baby gal, baaki chalega
Rati: lol
me: why u wont marry me ?
Rati: lol are u serious?
me: tumne kaha 2-3 babies k baare me, give reason first
Rati: 2-3? itne kyu? :-o
me: wats ur demand ? let the production manager knw it :P
Rati: lol u knw i thnk u shud get married
me: hw do i knw :)
Rati: tell ur parents to luk for a beautiful lady
me: are beautiful lady milti to abhi mere ghar pe 2-3 bachhe khel rahe hote na :(
i m 29
Rati: to dhundne ko kaho na.
maine itne kapdde liye sweetie k liye lol
me: good going :)
Rati: cutest thing on net
me: u knw tht mobile and marriage joke :P
Rati: ?? no
me: see, jaise mob lene k baad thode mahine me lagta hai ki wait karte to aur achha model mil jaata vaise hi,, u can guess lol
Rati: hehe
me: wat s ur plan bout marriage ?
Rati: ill get married after 5-6 yrs maybe
me: :( so m out of the race :(
Rati: kya? hmmm
me: mera to end najdeek hai, maximum
Rati: end?
me: i mean i must marry in 2 to 3 years :(
Rati: yes. 2 yrs max. nahi to achhi ladki nahi milegi, buddhi se shaadi karni padegi
me: u say kya kiya jaay ?
Rati: kalpana ko propose karo :P
me: i cant go out wife hunting on roads lol
she's not fertile now :(
Rati: :) lol
1 minute later
hello?
me: yes...r u fertile ?
Rati: dont knw.. i havnt had ny experience as yet
me: :P
Rati: lol
me: u mean no mc lol
Rati: wat else ws i supposed to answer
Oh GOD!! not that exp, abt fex
me: i didnt mean tht u produced baby or not, i meant u r able to make babies or not :P
Rati: no comments :D
me: i guess u r then :D
Rati: no comments again
me: okk fir tumne bataya nahi, where to start the wife hunt ?
Rati: gharwalon ko batao pehle.. they will look for her 1st
me: they never searched for me, never asked me wat i like
Rati: ohk..:(
me: bas ladki wale khud aate rehte hai ;) they want it that way, got it ?
Rati: no
me: wt u mean by no lol
Rati: "they want it that way, got it ?"
me: yeah thts hw it has been till nw
they hv never inquired of any girl
Rati: ohhh? why? :_o
me: bas ladki wale khud aate rehte hai
Rati: :-o
me: and they want me to select :(
Rati: then? kitni ladkiya dekh chuke ho?
me: so obviously
around 25
Rati: what? 25?
me: last year hi 10 dekhi hogi
Rati: :-o
me: bt usme se
Rati: ...
me: sirf 5 ok hogi, baaki to pehi nazar me reject ho gayi thi lol
Rati: baap re.. r u expecting katrina kaif?
me: nai re
Rati: then?
me: i want a good package
Rati: ohk
me: looks, smartness, wealth, education etc
Rati: ohk.. smart boy
me: they make me compromise on everything :(
Rati: hmm
me: nd still everybody thinks i want a beauty queen :D
Rati: :D hehe
me: actually i wish i cud hv it :P
Rati: tell me, u seem quite normal to me..so hw come u don hav ny frnz?
me: wife lol
Rati: ???
me: she's too possessive to let my attention divert anywhere else lol
Rati: oh god lol
Miss. Invisible
me: m i sick ?
not miss.. Mrs
Rati: why?
me: :P
Rati: ohk Mrs. Invisible Paresh Solanki
me: ye Mrs invisible ka darr jo laga rehta hai muje
Rati: is dat fine nw?:p
me: call her Mrs. India lol
Rati: :D
u knw smethng, dis cud b our last chat b4 long
me: what ? why ?
Rati: lol :D
me: :(
Rati: coz
me: cry
Rati: i don knw if ill be here tommo
lol dont cry. sundays ko to tum bhi nahi honge yaha n ill be off to my mausi..
me: yeah i knw weekend me koi nahi aata mere se baatkarne :(
Rati: frm monday coll is starting :( sunday ko mai aati yahoo pe.. lekin i wont be home
me: leave colg, kya karna hai
Rati: leave col :D
me: padhkar
Rati: job karna hai
me: lets get married
Rati: lol haha
me: bharatiya naari ka job ghar pe hota hai :D
Rati: :D to tumhe kyu achhi scale wali biwi chahiye? :P
me: maine kab kaha ?
Rati: abhi to bataya
me: maine kaha wealthy
Rati: haan to?
dahej loge? :-o
me: achhe ghar ki ho
wealthy means khate pite rich ghar ki
dahej :x
Rati: khate pite ghar ki moti hogi to? :P
me: its for status, i dont want anthng
Rati: wo pole dancer type :P
good :)
me: i mean i believe in earning my needs myself
Rati: :)
me: haan agar
Rati: ..
me: figure Jennifer Lopez type ho to baaki sab maaf lol
Rati: :D lol
me: like if u r no. 1 in anyfield
Rati: dhanya ho aap
me: u dont need any other identity
Rati: ohk B-)
me: why dhanya ?
Rati: then?
kya ho aap?
me: tumne bola dhanya
why ?
Rati: aise hi
coz i like u
me: i ll make a poll
Rati: ..
me: on "aise hi"
Rati: poll maker
me: lol
Rati: hehe
wat @ ur poll on kuch nahi?
me: kya tera figure JLo type hai :P
Rati: no comments
me: face nahi to figure to keh do
Rati: wo pole dancer type hai? khush? :P
me: so big area to discover :P
wish me happy traveling ;)
Rati: lol :D shaadi pakki hogi tab karungi ok? :P
me: u mean tumse :D
Rati: nhi yaar, m already booked :P
me: :(
Rati: hmm
me: crying
Rati: :( dont
me: i think i shud contact ur dad
Rati: hey plz :D lol
me: i m searching on google
Rati: andar kar denge tumhe lol :D
me: tumhe bahar kar denge lol
Rati: nahi lol
me: muje to aadat hai andar hone ki… started to adjust :D
1 minute later
Rati: der?
me: office is getting emptied
Rati: ok ill catch u tomo, if m der ok?
me: :) raat ko yahoo pe ?
Rati: :) no..my mom will kill me, i thnk ill b der tomo ok?
me: kalpana ko try karunga :P
Rati: :D lol try try till u succeed
me: fruits of success r nt guranteed here :(
Rati: hmm k catch u tomo then ! bbye hav a nice weekend cya
me: weekend :(
Rati: gnite sweet drmz
me: is the crying end :(
Rati: ?
me: sleep well, dream bout me
Rati: u 2 lol
me: great day tomorrow
Rati: dar jaungi tumhe dekh ke
u 2
me: eat ur favourite sabji tomorrow
Rati: lol
k :D n u make a nice omlette cya
me: :D
Rati: :P
me: lol
Rati: jalana mat
me: talk ya
Rati: :D
me: u wont let me SEE u :D
Rati: ???
me: abhi tumko dekha kahan hai lol
Rati: ohh k..got it lol :D tc bbye
me: dil maan nai raha :(
Rati: ??
me: bye kehne ko :)
Rati: :)
me: ungliya chalne se mana kar rahi hai
Rati: hehe :D
phir copy paste karo
k.. bye :)
me: mouse pe bhi ungli chahie lol
Rati: :D
me: ok see ya
Rati: ya
me: :)
Rati: tata n do take care ok? :)
me: thnks mommy lol
Rati: lol k now bye..tata n tc hav a nice day happy weekend cya :)
me: so m back. tumne kya naam diya ? cat ko apni ?
Rati: sweetie
me: lol i guessed right :P u r attached to her, varna dusri cat laati lol
Rati: :D
me: ek letter type kiya poore din me, pehle main bahut pareshan tha, ab aadat ho gayi hai
Rati: ohk..
me: no work :D
Rati: :D hehe
me: ab kaam karna pada to trouble hogi :(
Rati: hmm :(
me: did u visit katie ?
Rati: yes, twice. once sweetie kissed her n the 2nd time they danced to the radio :D
lol how cute
me: u can take photos too
Rati: haan 1 took 1 pic
me: fast girl :P
Rati: :D
me: maine subah poll banaya to reject hua :( ab options bhi yaad nahi
Rati: kaunsa poll?
me: main moderator banna chahta hu lol
Rati: lol hahaha, to owner se contact karo na hahaha
me: btw "i wish i was kid was too fexy." especially wo bachha skirt me jo ghusta hai :D
Rati: lol yes i knw u wud like it
me: crown , kapde sab, kitna kharcha kar diya :P
Rati: lol :D she is lukin damn cute
mujhe bubble bath lena tha uske liye...
me: maine liya hai abhi abhi
Rati: mujhe bhi lena hai, lekin wo bol rahe hai ki u don hav enough money, visit bank :(
me: daily lottery me 50 dollars se lekar 500 dollars milte hai
Rati: naye ghar pe aate hi mujhe lottery lagi thi, sabko lagti hogi
wow real life me hota toh........
me: u knw jab main jyada spend karta hu tab
Rati: ......
me: meri 500 ki lottery lagti hai lol
Rati: aise kaise?
me: dont knw, 3 ya 4 din pehle maine bubble bath liya to balance 500 ho gaya tha. fir 2 baar 500 ki lottery lagi
Rati: :D wow mastach
maybe they don want our kitties to suffer
me: yeah they dont want u to quit just for balance
Rati: :)
me: so u ll hv enough to feed her always
u knw how to feed and clean ?
Rati: no..feed to kuch leke dete hai na. clean brush aur soap se karte hai na? ya kuch aur?
me: right , tune kar diya ?
Rati: haan
me: fir kya ?
Rati: ball pass karke khele bhi
me: :D
Rati: hehe
me: i love cats lol
Rati: hehehe
me: and every inch of their body :P cant get enough of it
Rati: ohk..got it
me: wat ? wat u got ;)
btw where's ur pic ? kitne din ho gaye :(
Rati: ruko mai sweetie ko khana khila rahi hoon, tumhi ne kaha tha u wont want to see my pic
ya kisi ugly ladki ka dikhao etc
me: tht ws joke :
be serious sweetie, u r 19 now, would be computer engineer :)
Rati: then? :)
me: maybe 2 -3 babies after marrieage
Rati: lol
me: lol one little cute gal
Rati: i wanted to ask "so?"
me: so apna photo dikhao ye sab sapne poore karne hai to lol
Rati: n wat abt my wud be bf?
me: P.S.=sapne mere hai
Rati: u want 2-3 babies?
me: bf ke bachhe paida karogi lol
Rati: then i cant marry u :-o
me: finance pe depend hai, at least one baby gal, baaki chalega
Rati: lol
me: why u wont marry me ?
Rati: lol are u serious?
me: tumne kaha 2-3 babies k baare me, give reason first
Rati: 2-3? itne kyu? :-o
me: wats ur demand ? let the production manager knw it :P
Rati: lol u knw i thnk u shud get married
me: hw do i knw :)
Rati: tell ur parents to luk for a beautiful lady
me: are beautiful lady milti to abhi mere ghar pe 2-3 bachhe khel rahe hote na :(
i m 29
Rati: to dhundne ko kaho na.
maine itne kapdde liye sweetie k liye lol
me: good going :)
Rati: cutest thing on net
me: u knw tht mobile and marriage joke :P
Rati: ?? no
me: see, jaise mob lene k baad thode mahine me lagta hai ki wait karte to aur achha model mil jaata vaise hi,, u can guess lol
Rati: hehe
me: wat s ur plan bout marriage ?
Rati: ill get married after 5-6 yrs maybe
me: :( so m out of the race :(
Rati: kya? hmmm
me: mera to end najdeek hai, maximum
Rati: end?
me: i mean i must marry in 2 to 3 years :(
Rati: yes. 2 yrs max. nahi to achhi ladki nahi milegi, buddhi se shaadi karni padegi
me: u say kya kiya jaay ?
Rati: kalpana ko propose karo :P
me: i cant go out wife hunting on roads lol
she's not fertile now :(
Rati: :) lol
1 minute later
hello?
me: yes...r u fertile ?
Rati: dont knw.. i havnt had ny experience as yet
me: :P
Rati: lol
me: u mean no mc lol
Rati: wat else ws i supposed to answer
Oh GOD!! not that exp, abt fex
me: i didnt mean tht u produced baby or not, i meant u r able to make babies or not :P
Rati: no comments :D
me: i guess u r then :D
Rati: no comments again
me: okk fir tumne bataya nahi, where to start the wife hunt ?
Rati: gharwalon ko batao pehle.. they will look for her 1st
me: they never searched for me, never asked me wat i like
Rati: ohk..:(
me: bas ladki wale khud aate rehte hai ;) they want it that way, got it ?
Rati: no
me: wt u mean by no lol
Rati: "they want it that way, got it ?"
me: yeah thts hw it has been till nw
they hv never inquired of any girl
Rati: ohhh? why? :_o
me: bas ladki wale khud aate rehte hai
Rati: :-o
me: and they want me to select :(
Rati: then? kitni ladkiya dekh chuke ho?
me: so obviously
around 25
Rati: what? 25?
me: last year hi 10 dekhi hogi
Rati: :-o
me: bt usme se
Rati: ...
me: sirf 5 ok hogi, baaki to pehi nazar me reject ho gayi thi lol
Rati: baap re.. r u expecting katrina kaif?
me: nai re
Rati: then?
me: i want a good package
Rati: ohk
me: looks, smartness, wealth, education etc
Rati: ohk.. smart boy
me: they make me compromise on everything :(
Rati: hmm
me: nd still everybody thinks i want a beauty queen :D
Rati: :D hehe
me: actually i wish i cud hv it :P
Rati: tell me, u seem quite normal to me..so hw come u don hav ny frnz?
me: wife lol
Rati: ???
me: she's too possessive to let my attention divert anywhere else lol
Rati: oh god lol
Miss. Invisible
me: m i sick ?
not miss.. Mrs
Rati: why?
me: :P
Rati: ohk Mrs. Invisible Paresh Solanki
me: ye Mrs invisible ka darr jo laga rehta hai muje
Rati: is dat fine nw?:p
me: call her Mrs. India lol
Rati: :D
u knw smethng, dis cud b our last chat b4 long
me: what ? why ?
Rati: lol :D
me: :(
Rati: coz
me: cry
Rati: i don knw if ill be here tommo
lol dont cry. sundays ko to tum bhi nahi honge yaha n ill be off to my mausi..
me: yeah i knw weekend me koi nahi aata mere se baatkarne :(
Rati: frm monday coll is starting :( sunday ko mai aati yahoo pe.. lekin i wont be home
me: leave colg, kya karna hai
Rati: leave col :D
me: padhkar
Rati: job karna hai
me: lets get married
Rati: lol haha
me: bharatiya naari ka job ghar pe hota hai :D
Rati: :D to tumhe kyu achhi scale wali biwi chahiye? :P
me: maine kab kaha ?
Rati: abhi to bataya
me: maine kaha wealthy
Rati: haan to?
dahej loge? :-o
me: achhe ghar ki ho
wealthy means khate pite rich ghar ki
dahej :x
Rati: khate pite ghar ki moti hogi to? :P
me: its for status, i dont want anthng
Rati: wo pole dancer type :P
good :)
me: i mean i believe in earning my needs myself
Rati: :)
me: haan agar
Rati: ..
me: figure Jennifer Lopez type ho to baaki sab maaf lol
Rati: :D lol
me: like if u r no. 1 in anyfield
Rati: dhanya ho aap
me: u dont need any other identity
Rati: ohk B-)
me: why dhanya ?
Rati: then?
kya ho aap?
me: tumne bola dhanya
why ?
Rati: aise hi
coz i like u
me: i ll make a poll
Rati: ..
me: on "aise hi"
Rati: poll maker
me: lol
Rati: hehe
wat @ ur poll on kuch nahi?
me: kya tera figure JLo type hai :P
Rati: no comments
me: face nahi to figure to keh do
Rati: wo pole dancer type hai? khush? :P
me: so big area to discover :P
wish me happy traveling ;)
Rati: lol :D shaadi pakki hogi tab karungi ok? :P
me: u mean tumse :D
Rati: nhi yaar, m already booked :P
me: :(
Rati: hmm
me: crying
Rati: :( dont
me: i think i shud contact ur dad
Rati: hey plz :D lol
me: i m searching on google
Rati: andar kar denge tumhe lol :D
me: tumhe bahar kar denge lol
Rati: nahi lol
me: muje to aadat hai andar hone ki… started to adjust :D
1 minute later
Rati: der?
me: office is getting emptied
Rati: ok ill catch u tomo, if m der ok?
me: :) raat ko yahoo pe ?
Rati: :) no..my mom will kill me, i thnk ill b der tomo ok?
me: kalpana ko try karunga :P
Rati: :D lol try try till u succeed
me: fruits of success r nt guranteed here :(
Rati: hmm k catch u tomo then ! bbye hav a nice weekend cya
me: weekend :(
Rati: gnite sweet drmz
me: is the crying end :(
Rati: ?
me: sleep well, dream bout me
Rati: u 2 lol
me: great day tomorrow
Rati: dar jaungi tumhe dekh ke
u 2
me: eat ur favourite sabji tomorrow
Rati: lol
k :D n u make a nice omlette cya
me: :D
Rati: :P
me: lol
Rati: jalana mat
me: talk ya
Rati: :D
me: u wont let me SEE u :D
Rati: ???
me: abhi tumko dekha kahan hai lol
Rati: ohh k..got it lol :D tc bbye
me: dil maan nai raha :(
Rati: ??
me: bye kehne ko :)
Rati: :)
me: ungliya chalne se mana kar rahi hai
Rati: hehe :D
phir copy paste karo
k.. bye :)
me: mouse pe bhi ungli chahie lol
Rati: :D
me: ok see ya
Rati: ya
me: :)
Rati: tata n do take care ok? :)
me: thnks mommy lol
Rati: lol k now bye..tata n tc hav a nice day happy weekend cya :)
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