13th August, 2009
Rati : u prefer blondes?
me : ?? hw can u say ?
Rati : its ur tagline - "gentleman prefer blondes !!" :P
me : yeah i do, given that she's a great figure :D
Rati : lol so hw r u 2day morning?
Me : m feeling bad due to excessive smoking since past few days
Rati : u smoke?
me : now feeling better to see you :)
Rati : y do u smoke? i dont like smokers
me : me too, but i need motivation to quit :)
Rati : gf ne peetna chahiye chappal se, ur blonde gfs :P
me : gf kahan hai :( hoti to aadat hi nai padti na, i started at 27 :D
by the way, i prefer indian women, the girl next door :)
Rati : hmm thts good :)
me : so
Rati : so..?
me : can i see your nose :D
Rati : nose? :D y nose?
me : it carries the whole face with it :P
Rati : just a min,its my cat.
me : the blonde line here was for a blonde i was chatting with ystrday :)
Rati : ok say :)
me : kya kiya cat ne ?
Rati : arey uski kal surgery hui hai, she is in pain :(
me : aww hw sad
Rati : :(
me : bt i hav no mercy for cats
Rati : why ? :-o
me : they look down on men :x
Rati : thts true.
5 minutes passed...
me : hellooo , r u on call :P
Rati : no .. Rosey..i'll apply ointment n brb k?
me : i ll miss you :D
9 minutes later..
Rati : hmmm bolo
me : net problem, someone's jealous of you :P
Rati : :P
me : photo dikha apni pehle :)
Rati : abhi nai baba, baad me :P
me : i can't dream bout you properly :( i think of you and use the image of jenifer lopez :D
Rati : do u really dream abt the gals u talk wid? :-o
me : not of all, only of those who makes an impact :)
Rati : ohhh..and wat kind of dreams are those?
me : dreams r nt controlled right ?
Rati : yeah ok..but cud u gimme an idea?
me : like we hv 2 or 3 kids and trying hard for their admission to convent schools :D
Rati : lol hey ur not married right?
me : i think so :D
Rati : u think so..
me : i always feel tied somehow :(
Rati : hahaha why?
me : read my blog prs1980.blogspot.com to know more bout me :)
Rati : ok
me : do comment please :)
Rati : yeah sure
me : the more you comment , the more i'll love you, sry i mean i'll like you :P
me : do i need to tell u tht don't tell the characters involved in certain stories on my blog :)
Rati : :)
Rati : you wrote that poem??
me : inspired hai wo to, stolen and edited as per my mood :D
Rati :i must say ur a vry different guy
me : different like what ? plz describe :P
Rati : well.. i dont knw u well..ur strange but good at heart.. abt this m quite sure..
me : coz m very lonely, no friends no acquaitances so my behaviour seems strange :(
49 minutes later..
Rati : now check out my comment :)
me : ohh no, mere kids wale sapno ka kya hoga :(
Rati : wo kids to Sweetie ki honge :P
me : kids keep complaining to me (in dreams) why i change their mom so often lol
Rati : lol by the way i think sweetie was way rude with you in that chat room, if i wer in ur place i wud hav slapped her hard :P
me : can i do it without breaking my monitor lol
Rati : lol she's some kind of an attention seeking gal, one of the notice-me types.
me : i knw bt its fun to see her come to the room everytime i am there and then start abusing me :D
Rati : another comment i posted on "diary of an insomniac"
me : i love u :P
Rati : i love u too brother :)
me : so u called me stupid in which tone ? disrespect or love ?
Rati : sweetie's tone :P
me : thts mysterious :o
Rati : :)
me : u dont let me see you, tell me your weight then :P
Rati : m overweight
me : hw much ? 80 kgs ?
Rati : 20 kgs extra 4 my height :)
me : ur height is 168 cms, tht means 55+20=75 kgs lol
Rati : absolutely righto..now u can call me sis :P
me : what bout the shape ?
Rati : I am in shape.. Round is a shape :D
me : round everywhere ? round bottom is fine :P
Rati : k.. bas ho gaya
me : crossed the line ?
Rati : sort of, ok tell me.. do u like listening to music?
me : i keep listening songs on fm radio
Rati : cool, english songs?
me : hum sirf hindi filmo ke gaana sunte hai :D i like only jenifer lopez :P also beyonce,madona. thts enough for me lol
me : did u see my dirty home on the blog ?
Rati : its not dirty :) u dont keep it clean silly..why dont u get married?
me : i want a sexy, shapely,smart,intelligent and gharelu wife :D
Rati : keep looking :D she might be just around the corner of ur office or ur neighbor's daughter even :P
Rati : u der? helloooooozzz
me : hu na
Rati : bol na then lol
me : feeling tired..
Tuesday, 8 September 2009
Saturday, 5 September 2009
Cuteheart !!
12th August, 2009
me: hii sweetie :)
Rati: boliye
me: :( i dont like this "bolo' "yaar" such words irritate me
Rati: :) oks bol be :P
me: :x be ?? gmail me koi virus hai kya ??
sweeti se bittery ho gayi :o
Rati: oh god
bolo bhaiyya, is it ok now?
me: :x:x:x be was better :)
Rati: :P hmm.. so..wat else?
me: whts this 29 ? r u 29 yrs old :D
Rati: ohh tats my birth date :P n ill stay 18 till i die :P
me: so the mystery of ur age will continue for ever :D
Rati: :) i am 18 :D 1990 born, will turn 19 complete in a few weeks :(
me: whts wrong with getting older, i like mature gals more. the 18 smthng r tough to deal with
Rati: govt officer !! B-) cool yaar
me: :(
Rati: hmm..
me: its PSU actually. wish i was a pure Babu :P just relaxxxxx :D
Rati: PSU? matlab ??
me: public sector unit
Rati: ohk wat wrk do u hav exactly?
me: nthng much. preparing reports , writing letters
Rati: acha, even i aim to becme a govt officer.....cool yaar
me: u knw the loss making govt telecom company ?
Rati: *yeah my mom wrks there
me: really ?
Rati: :) yes.
me: so u knw better thn me. m new, 3 yrs in here :( hold on
Rati: not much..kk
me: boss
Rati: ohk
59 minutes later
me: hii sweetheart :) tu padhti kab hai re :P
Rati: hi cuteheart! :)
me: thnks i just wish treat me like cuties too :D
Rati: padhna mana hai :P
me: boss ne kuchh kaam nikala hai one month old pending letters to reply to :(
Rati: ohh :-o
me: dont wry just 1 or 2 letters nt much wrk :)
hellooo
Rati: haan bolo. was doing programming
me: again bolo :(
Rati: bol :) m for 2nd yr engg comp
me: u hv bf ?
Rati: no i dont
me: why ?
Rati: actually i like a guy
me: want to marry him ?
Rati: yes
me: aww :(
Rati: what? :-o
me: is he better thn me ?
Rati: :) umm..as good as u ok :)
me: thn let me see ur photo ;)
Rati: ":)" <--- me :P
me: smile is so charming
Rati: B-)
me: i ll faint if i see u :D bt i need a shock to excite my senses out of boredom :D give me tht :P
Rati: :-
me: wats wrong ? i hv shown u mine , now ur turn :)
Rati: :)
"}:)" <---mine
me: i wont dream bout u today :( seriously dikha na ;)
Rati: yeah i will, not 2day :)
wait a min
me: in a minute :D great
Rati: :D no.. wait a min.. m on a call
me: thts wrong number
nw m hungry :) lunch time
Rati: oh bol
ok.. pet bhar ke khao :)
me: see bol nai pasand seriously :x
Rati: ??
me: dont use "bol" or "bolo" or even “tell”
u can use cm on baby shoot :D
Rati: .........good grief!!! :D a 29 yr old bigg baby :P
me: :P
Rati: :P
me: do u like babies :)
Rati: yes.. not making them. why u asking?
me: not making lol can i call u mommy :P
Rati: its a quote "What's the best thing about babies? -Making them "
why? :-o
me: u called me baby and u like them :D
Rati: u can call me elder sis
me: ok aunty ? :(
i hv no sister aur jo cousins hai sab younger hai
Rati: n i hv no brother :(
me: gotta eat now :) catch u in half hour
Rati: :) oks kk cya hav a grt lunch
me: whts great in lunch :(
me: hii sweetie :)
Rati: boliye
me: :( i dont like this "bolo' "yaar" such words irritate me
Rati: :) oks bol be :P
me: :x be ?? gmail me koi virus hai kya ??
sweeti se bittery ho gayi :o
Rati: oh god
bolo bhaiyya, is it ok now?
me: :x:x:x be was better :)
Rati: :P hmm.. so..wat else?
me: whts this 29 ? r u 29 yrs old :D
Rati: ohh tats my birth date :P n ill stay 18 till i die :P
me: so the mystery of ur age will continue for ever :D
Rati: :) i am 18 :D 1990 born, will turn 19 complete in a few weeks :(
me: whts wrong with getting older, i like mature gals more. the 18 smthng r tough to deal with
Rati: govt officer !! B-) cool yaar
me: :(
Rati: hmm..
me: its PSU actually. wish i was a pure Babu :P just relaxxxxx :D
Rati: PSU? matlab ??
me: public sector unit
Rati: ohk wat wrk do u hav exactly?
me: nthng much. preparing reports , writing letters
Rati: acha, even i aim to becme a govt officer.....cool yaar
me: u knw the loss making govt telecom company ?
Rati: *yeah my mom wrks there
me: really ?
Rati: :) yes.
me: so u knw better thn me. m new, 3 yrs in here :( hold on
Rati: not much..kk
me: boss
Rati: ohk
59 minutes later
me: hii sweetheart :) tu padhti kab hai re :P
Rati: hi cuteheart! :)
me: thnks i just wish treat me like cuties too :D
Rati: padhna mana hai :P
me: boss ne kuchh kaam nikala hai one month old pending letters to reply to :(
Rati: ohh :-o
me: dont wry just 1 or 2 letters nt much wrk :)
hellooo
Rati: haan bolo. was doing programming
me: again bolo :(
Rati: bol :) m for 2nd yr engg comp
me: u hv bf ?
Rati: no i dont
me: why ?
Rati: actually i like a guy
me: want to marry him ?
Rati: yes
me: aww :(
Rati: what? :-o
me: is he better thn me ?
Rati: :) umm..as good as u ok :)
me: thn let me see ur photo ;)
Rati: ":)" <--- me :P
me: smile is so charming
Rati: B-)
me: i ll faint if i see u :D bt i need a shock to excite my senses out of boredom :D give me tht :P
Rati: :-
me: wats wrong ? i hv shown u mine , now ur turn :)
Rati: :)
"}:)" <---mine
me: i wont dream bout u today :( seriously dikha na ;)
Rati: yeah i will, not 2day :)
wait a min
me: in a minute :D great
Rati: :D no.. wait a min.. m on a call
me: thts wrong number
nw m hungry :) lunch time
Rati: oh bol
ok.. pet bhar ke khao :)
me: see bol nai pasand seriously :x
Rati: ??
me: dont use "bol" or "bolo" or even “tell”
u can use cm on baby shoot :D
Rati: .........good grief!!! :D a 29 yr old bigg baby :P
me: :P
Rati: :P
me: do u like babies :)
Rati: yes.. not making them. why u asking?
me: not making lol can i call u mommy :P
Rati: its a quote "What's the best thing about babies? -Making them "
why? :-o
me: u called me baby and u like them :D
Rati: u can call me elder sis
me: ok aunty ? :(
i hv no sister aur jo cousins hai sab younger hai
Rati: n i hv no brother :(
me: gotta eat now :) catch u in half hour
Rati: :) oks kk cya hav a grt lunch
me: whts great in lunch :(
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