The alarm was banging into my head just like the bombarding from a war scene in a hollywood movie ! But I wanted my sleep to never end as i was arguing with Jenifer Lopez about the name of our baby girl, obviously in the most beautiful dream i had ever seen !
Had my alarm failed to function, we could have named our baby and in the next hour of my sleep, hopefully, i could have heard her first song (in baby voice naturally) !
I have no idea how Jenifer managed to get the license to make my baby as the dream started with us involved in a sweet fight over the baby girl. Ok, now she wanted a boy and that precisely was the reason behind the argument. I told her i don't want any other man to share her love with me and thats it. She blushed, i win and she's happy to lose !
Saturday, 22 August 2009
Tuesday, 11 August 2009
Her cards didn't work for her !
The day after :
tommy : kal Maa Kasam..kya din tha kamoonity (community spoken in Bihari slang) ke ithihaas mein..main part nahin le paya...college mein jo tha...but trust me...beech beech mein posts check karta tha..bada maja aata tha.....
damn.... paresh the dude has been banned from tp'ing (tp=timepass) in the chatroom for a while...
cheers to one n alll...keep it up :P
It was a Sunday morning and yet i reached office driving fast on the empty roads, very eager to read reactions on the events of the previous day and declared my presence with a dreamy note in the “HATE” thread created against me :P
...i was dreaming last night...
there was this old pentium II PC in my office, i was sitting in the chair in the classic Babu style, and typing orkut .com, oops sorry, google is my homepage so i just selected the link "orkut" and came to PJ. I was in damn hurry to check the latest update in the "MODS i hate you" thread, what a dream to have on a lonely weekend night :)
i love you – moderators - for giving me the chance to read this thread once again today !
i m collecting material to write a fictional story on my blog.lol
the day that created history !!!
Me : i think they're going to complain again :(
mujhe to lagta hai meri chai me kuchh nasheela padarth aa gaya tha, is liye ye sab hua hai, ab main us jagah pe chai kabhi nai piunga !
(our drama queen - tarot girl has taken one of my comments as abusive and rushes to complain to the moderators..)
Ashish : yes...you will be free from this jail soon...complaint to door ki baat hai..
Partho : ha ha..mera poora support hai....i am sure yeh wahi hai jiskey aane se chatroom naari-viheeen ho jaata hai :D
(Now she's expressing her anger in the new "HATE you MODS" she just created !)
tarot girl : yaha to lafoot bakwas logo ko ban nahi kiya jata! lekin achhe thread, post sab delete hote hai! achhe log bhi ban hote hai!
nyways! i dun care!
ye thread bhi khaa lo.. sach bardasht nahi hota to! aur dakaar bhi mat lena!
Paresh : i wish the thread stays for ever, i m dreaming bout the nostalgic thrill i'll be getting while reading this thread again and again in upcoming months
Amit : meethi
Thandaa paani pee... Aur Lambi saans le....
Arre Kissi &$&^$*$&*&* ki wajah se
why are u loosing your head ??
Tanmay : (a geeky looking guy in thick framed specs ) aag lagi hai bhaiya ghee dalne ki ichha ho rahi hai ! i propose highly creative (tarot girl calls herself "highly creative in a destructive manner !) to be a new moderator ! because....hmmm,,aahhhahaha..i think she's highly creative, so she'll create threads rather than deleting :P
Aditya : dunno about other mods..but i won't giv a damn if u hate me...or love me either!! just because of your personal grudges with sumone..we cnt act immediately..
Maine us din bhi kaha tha...k m ready to act..i just wana consult with other mods before banning him..
(he is nt a new user..neither a pure nuisance..he keeps posting and participating in the community)
baaki mods ne koi interest nhi dikhaaya..they dnt find it reasonable..
nd koi saamne aake jawaab bhi nhi dena chahta..so it dusnt mean everyone will smash my head with crap :D
nyways..i think u ppl r educated enuf to understand that this problem needs to b dicussed at the complaint box..
i wud advice meethi (aka tarot girl) to avoid trying n making waves by opening new threads :x
if the problem is genuine..post it in the complaint box..!
Ashish : he's going against Rule 1, attacking personally and ridiculously....
there are many people against him...so why do you require more reasons?
Sandeep : logon ki itni mach-mach sun ke to main kisi ka khun bhi kar deta..
hats off to aditya ...
aditya : PARESH ko bann karne ke liye why r u ppl bugging me specifically..
aur 2 active mods. hai..why dnt u ask them to reply..unhone to tumhari complaints ko padha takk nahi..
huh!!
ashish : aditya.. you are targetted cos you are most active mod...i have never gone personally till today...paresh has made many people not to come in chatroom.(including myself) and i am not getting personal here...i just want to keep this comm clean...people should not get personal...thats it!
Otherwise delete the chatroom...!
P.S-paresh can post anywhere else in the community....provided he will try to maintain his focus at the subject i.e.PJ’ing...if we found him offending n teasing ppl again or chatting before 18th august..he will b banned officially)
Amit : Aditya... Having talent and misusing it r 2 different issues....
Why your talented pal always uses drooling comments and Derogatory remarks against female members....
There is no problem of his coming to chat room .... let him use his talent on general Topics..
And if is so much interested and enjoys making personalized type of remarks.. Let him try with other active male members too and then feel the heat in return...
I can Assure u... I am atleast 100 times better than him in hitting Below belt...
By the way, what Type of talent and Humour is required in asking a Chat pal -
"10:07 am (2½ hours ago) Paresh : kya tum maa banane wali ho without saat fere :P
"10:08 am (2½ hours ago) Paresh : P.S.= OR kya tumhari muhboli beti ne apna muh kaala kar liya hai lol
i have suspended him from CHAT ROOM (he won't come for 10 days.)
if he repeats all this again..i assure you i will ban him immediately!!
Ashish : chhiii...kitna ladte hai tum log.. tch tch tch...
Tarot girl : aditya.. sowwie baby!
you knw i wasn’t agaisnt u! but i tried avoiding him! he is bothering me for no reason!
anyways last chance to banta hai! uske baad, 1 more boo boo from his side, then ban him or me!
Sunny : (addressing tarot girl) Nah, I know you hate the guy-who-splashed-mud-on-your-dress-right-before-your-high-school-prom more...
Amit : I HOPE Paresh mends his ways... I also don't want to get him or anybody BANNED.
Sunny : I love Paresh's comments and chat posts, does that mean I will be banned too :(
KYUN ?
AAKHIR KYUN ??
Relax peepals, pileej. Itna inglees cereal dekhte ho but sense of humour abhi bhi wahi ek aam Bhaartiya Naagrik wala ! Woh bechara jo bhi kuch likhta/kehta hai that's all just for fun, take it like mazaak.
I know I know, “aise cheezon ko mazaak mein nahi lete Sunny, ladkiyo ko woh aise nahi keh sakta”. But he never meant those things, and those comments aren't personal to the so called 'victims'. He's just having timepass fun, that's it, no malicious attempts to hit or defame anyone, nothing personal.
Ladeej, take it like it's pointed to a statue of a girl with the same name as you, do that and you'll see something funny in it.Trust me, take it as a good PJ and I'm sure you will see the funny side (if there's any such thing in PJ :P) of it. Cut him some slack, he's been here since like ever, please don't ban him. I know he didn't mean any harm to anyone...
Aur Paresh(aan karne waley), just tone it down a little bit, thoda sa zyada hi direct ho jaata hai sometimes. Remember, it should be funny to read, and there's a very baareek lakeer between funny and downright disgusting : P.
Anyways, it's fine, just make sure you don't hurt anyone
So the final words from the drama queen and her most loyal supporter implies that they have accepted my temporary ban as a satisfactory outcome of their protest even as certain doutbts regarding the behaviour of the community moderator and the protestors' sudden change of heart remain uncleared which is clear in Sandeep's frustration...
tommy : kal Maa Kasam..kya din tha kamoonity (community spoken in Bihari slang) ke ithihaas mein..main part nahin le paya...college mein jo tha...but trust me...beech beech mein posts check karta tha..bada maja aata tha.....
damn.... paresh the dude has been banned from tp'ing (tp=timepass) in the chatroom for a while...
cheers to one n alll...keep it up :P
It was a Sunday morning and yet i reached office driving fast on the empty roads, very eager to read reactions on the events of the previous day and declared my presence with a dreamy note in the “HATE” thread created against me :P
...i was dreaming last night...
there was this old pentium II PC in my office, i was sitting in the chair in the classic Babu style, and typing orkut .com, oops sorry, google is my homepage so i just selected the link "orkut" and came to PJ. I was in damn hurry to check the latest update in the "MODS i hate you" thread, what a dream to have on a lonely weekend night :)
i love you – moderators - for giving me the chance to read this thread once again today !
i m collecting material to write a fictional story on my blog.lol
the day that created history !!!
Me : i think they're going to complain again :(
mujhe to lagta hai meri chai me kuchh nasheela padarth aa gaya tha, is liye ye sab hua hai, ab main us jagah pe chai kabhi nai piunga !
(our drama queen - tarot girl has taken one of my comments as abusive and rushes to complain to the moderators..)
Ashish : yes...you will be free from this jail soon...complaint to door ki baat hai..
Partho : ha ha..mera poora support hai....i am sure yeh wahi hai jiskey aane se chatroom naari-viheeen ho jaata hai :D
(Now she's expressing her anger in the new "HATE you MODS" she just created !)
tarot girl : yaha to lafoot bakwas logo ko ban nahi kiya jata! lekin achhe thread, post sab delete hote hai! achhe log bhi ban hote hai!
nyways! i dun care!
ye thread bhi khaa lo.. sach bardasht nahi hota to! aur dakaar bhi mat lena!
Paresh : i wish the thread stays for ever, i m dreaming bout the nostalgic thrill i'll be getting while reading this thread again and again in upcoming months
Amit : meethi
Thandaa paani pee... Aur Lambi saans le....
Arre Kissi &$&^$*$&*&* ki wajah se
why are u loosing your head ??
Tanmay : (a geeky looking guy in thick framed specs ) aag lagi hai bhaiya ghee dalne ki ichha ho rahi hai ! i propose highly creative (tarot girl calls herself "highly creative in a destructive manner !) to be a new moderator ! because....hmmm,,aahhhahaha..i think she's highly creative, so she'll create threads rather than deleting :P
Aditya : dunno about other mods..but i won't giv a damn if u hate me...or love me either!! just because of your personal grudges with sumone..we cnt act immediately..
Maine us din bhi kaha tha...k m ready to act..i just wana consult with other mods before banning him..
(he is nt a new user..neither a pure nuisance..he keeps posting and participating in the community)
baaki mods ne koi interest nhi dikhaaya..they dnt find it reasonable..
nd koi saamne aake jawaab bhi nhi dena chahta..so it dusnt mean everyone will smash my head with crap :D
nyways..i think u ppl r educated enuf to understand that this problem needs to b dicussed at the complaint box..
i wud advice meethi (aka tarot girl) to avoid trying n making waves by opening new threads :x
if the problem is genuine..post it in the complaint box..!
Ashish : he's going against Rule 1, attacking personally and ridiculously....
there are many people against him...so why do you require more reasons?
Sandeep : logon ki itni mach-mach sun ke to main kisi ka khun bhi kar deta..
hats off to aditya ...
aditya : PARESH ko bann karne ke liye why r u ppl bugging me specifically..
aur 2 active mods. hai..why dnt u ask them to reply..unhone to tumhari complaints ko padha takk nahi..
huh!!
ashish : aditya.. you are targetted cos you are most active mod...i have never gone personally till today...paresh has made many people not to come in chatroom.(including myself) and i am not getting personal here...i just want to keep this comm clean...people should not get personal...thats it!
Otherwise delete the chatroom...!
Now he asks an explanation from me on my personal page): what hv u done now...?
Me : i think i challenged their wit and they found themselves inferior lol
Aditya : there is no need to fight yar !
netagiri mat kar tu..
stick to the subject i.e,PJing..
kyu kisi ke muh lagta hai yaar..live n let others live peacefully..
they want u out of this community..just because of personal grudges..i know there is no official reason.
but as u know..unity is strength!
so why take chances :D
Me : I think i should take a break and avoid coming to PJ for few days, i hope angry members will cool down in that period and let me try to make myself tolerable : )
(After an hour or so he has to make the following declaration due to persistent arguments against him (and me) in the "HATE" thread.)
Me : i think i challenged their wit and they found themselves inferior lol
Aditya : there is no need to fight yar !
netagiri mat kar tu..
stick to the subject i.e,PJing..
kyu kisi ke muh lagta hai yaar..live n let others live peacefully..
they want u out of this community..just because of personal grudges..i know there is no official reason.
but as u know..unity is strength!
so why take chances :D
Me : I think i should take a break and avoid coming to PJ for few days, i hope angry members will cool down in that period and let me try to make myself tolerable : )
(After an hour or so he has to make the following declaration due to persistent arguments against him (and me) in the "HATE" thread.)
>>Paresh<<<
TEMPORARILY BANNED FROM CHATTING
in the CHAT ROOM Re-VISITED thread!!(For 10 days i.e. till 17th August 2009)
REASON-using foul and offensive language and teasing girls personally!!
TEMPORARILY BANNED FROM CHATTING
in the CHAT ROOM Re-VISITED thread!!(For 10 days i.e. till 17th August 2009)
REASON-using foul and offensive language and teasing girls personally!!
P.S-paresh can post anywhere else in the community....provided he will try to maintain his focus at the subject i.e.PJ’ing...if we found him offending n teasing ppl again or chatting before 18th august..he will b banned officially)
Amit : Aditya... Having talent and misusing it r 2 different issues....
Why your talented pal always uses drooling comments and Derogatory remarks against female members....
There is no problem of his coming to chat room .... let him use his talent on general Topics..
And if is so much interested and enjoys making personalized type of remarks.. Let him try with other active male members too and then feel the heat in return...
I can Assure u... I am atleast 100 times better than him in hitting Below belt...
By the way, what Type of talent and Humour is required in asking a Chat pal -
"10:07 am (2½ hours ago) Paresh : kya tum maa banane wali ho without saat fere :P
"10:08 am (2½ hours ago) Paresh : P.S.= OR kya tumhari muhboli beti ne apna muh kaala kar liya hai lol
"10:10 am (2½ hours ago) Sandeep : Pigs run towards shit !
"10:12 am (2½ hours ago) Paresh : Who is the shit here LOL
i have suspended him from CHAT ROOM (he won't come for 10 days.)
if he repeats all this again..i assure you i will ban him immediately!!
Ashish : chhiii...kitna ladte hai tum log.. tch tch tch...
Tarot girl : aditya.. sowwie baby!
you knw i wasn’t agaisnt u! but i tried avoiding him! he is bothering me for no reason!
anyways last chance to banta hai! uske baad, 1 more boo boo from his side, then ban him or me!
Sunny : (addressing tarot girl) Nah, I know you hate the guy-who-splashed-mud-on-your-dress-right-before-your-high-school-prom more...
Amit : I HOPE Paresh mends his ways... I also don't want to get him or anybody BANNED.
Sunny : I love Paresh's comments and chat posts, does that mean I will be banned too :(
KYUN ?
AAKHIR KYUN ??
Relax peepals, pileej. Itna inglees cereal dekhte ho but sense of humour abhi bhi wahi ek aam Bhaartiya Naagrik wala ! Woh bechara jo bhi kuch likhta/kehta hai that's all just for fun, take it like mazaak.
I know I know, “aise cheezon ko mazaak mein nahi lete Sunny, ladkiyo ko woh aise nahi keh sakta”. But he never meant those things, and those comments aren't personal to the so called 'victims'. He's just having timepass fun, that's it, no malicious attempts to hit or defame anyone, nothing personal.
Ladeej, take it like it's pointed to a statue of a girl with the same name as you, do that and you'll see something funny in it.Trust me, take it as a good PJ and I'm sure you will see the funny side (if there's any such thing in PJ :P) of it. Cut him some slack, he's been here since like ever, please don't ban him. I know he didn't mean any harm to anyone...
Aur Paresh(aan karne waley), just tone it down a little bit, thoda sa zyada hi direct ho jaata hai sometimes. Remember, it should be funny to read, and there's a very baareek lakeer between funny and downright disgusting : P.
Anyways, it's fine, just make sure you don't hurt anyone
So the final words from the drama queen and her most loyal supporter implies that they have accepted my temporary ban as a satisfactory outcome of their protest even as certain doutbts regarding the behaviour of the community moderator and the protestors' sudden change of heart remain uncleared which is clear in Sandeep's frustration...
....Abhaya Deol ne thik hi gaya hai DEV D mein..
Ye Duniya Badi Gol hai....!!!!
Ye Duniya Badi Gol hai....!!!!
Tuesday, 4 August 2009
they call me ANTI-SOCIAL !!!!
So this i think will be the last episode of the chat room drama, as the heroine of the drama and all the co-stars complained to the prouducer (community moderator) about the outrageous flirting of the self-proclaimed hero (thats me) ! They even demanded to ban me from the community !
What follows is the unedited version of their attempts to ban me.
ashish : ban paresh from this community...
amit : Yaa.. Otherwise Chat Room will be Perished....
Already It has Started Stinking :x
rohan(one of the moderators): hmm..aisa pehele bhi hua tha ek baar...
chatroom me flirt karna chhod do jo bhi kar raha hain wo.....
use scrapbook or whatever..but keep flirting away from chatroom :x
tarot girl : ab koi handsome sa ladka flirt kare to samajh aata hai! but koi bhi aira gaira nathu khaira! oh no!
der shud be seprate community for >
gals
guys
gays
lesbos
bisexuals!
roflmfao!
do one thing aditya! delete dat chatroom thread! someone's bothering me der! else create some fight club!
tommy : ,,.yeah that guy really sucks..more than me also.....
either he had a pathetic childhood..... or he might hv fallen with his head upside down......i wont insult him much...the only question i hv for him is..??
Suck karega....????
aditya (another moderators enters the scene) : hmmm...u all are asking to bann him..there has to b sumthn ! kuchh serious hua kya..??
koi bataega?? usne kya kiya hai??
i mean...tell us in detail..
i will c...n if he is guilty..den jarur ban hoga !
sandeep : haan ye kaam jald se jald hona chahiye :x
tarot girl : aditya!
go to chat thread n read his shit talks!
dis PJ community and not the community for sexually frustrated peeplz!
always double meaning!
aditya : i m waiting to hear from other mods...ek do ko aur haan bolne de...aaj hi bann kardunga..
let them read this complaint..!!
dun worry...thoda time aur bhugat lo yaara :D
PARESH
WARNING!!
plz stop teasing people with your double meaning and offensive talks..
flirt nd teasin is gud only limit k andar andar..pls dnt overdo it..
teri bahot complaints aa rahi hain..
i personally like u nd know u hv potential to participate at PJ..
i wont like BANNING u..
pls take this warning seriously..nd keep this community clean..
if u kept doin al this..i ll b forced to take action against u..
hope u wil understnd..
REGARDS,
Aditya
tommy : community choosne lag gayi hai....( he means community sucks !!)
in fact i feel there shud be separate chat threads for boys and girls.... too much eve-teasing u see...kuch log orkut pe bhi aukaat dikha dete hai...
aditya : I wud suggest u to ignore such non social characters..!! n immediately report dem here at the complaint box...with the profile link..
appropriate action wil b taken..as soon as possible..
nd til then..do exactly what ROHAN said "flirting ko chatroom se door rakkho" !
After it became clear that moderators don't have my jealous (future) wife among them and they are not going to BAN me, Tommy gets his heart replaced and mind repaired...
tommy : dude paresh u rock...
ur sense of humor is unbearable i mean...unbeatable ....
all these whinners like sandeep, amit and aunty are jealous of u.....
dont give a fuckk to them...
ur flirting skill also roxxxxxxx :P
What follows is the unedited version of their attempts to ban me.
ashish : ban paresh from this community...
amit : Yaa.. Otherwise Chat Room will be Perished....
Already It has Started Stinking :x
rohan(one of the moderators): hmm..aisa pehele bhi hua tha ek baar...
chatroom me flirt karna chhod do jo bhi kar raha hain wo.....
use scrapbook or whatever..but keep flirting away from chatroom :x
tarot girl : ab koi handsome sa ladka flirt kare to samajh aata hai! but koi bhi aira gaira nathu khaira! oh no!
der shud be seprate community for >
gals
guys
gays
lesbos
bisexuals!
roflmfao!
do one thing aditya! delete dat chatroom thread! someone's bothering me der! else create some fight club!
tommy : ,,.yeah that guy really sucks..more than me also.....
either he had a pathetic childhood..... or he might hv fallen with his head upside down......i wont insult him much...the only question i hv for him is..??
Suck karega....????
aditya (another moderators enters the scene) : hmmm...u all are asking to bann him..there has to b sumthn ! kuchh serious hua kya..??
koi bataega?? usne kya kiya hai??
i mean...tell us in detail..
i will c...n if he is guilty..den jarur ban hoga !
sandeep : haan ye kaam jald se jald hona chahiye :x
tarot girl : aditya!
go to chat thread n read his shit talks!
dis PJ community and not the community for sexually frustrated peeplz!
always double meaning!
aditya : i m waiting to hear from other mods...ek do ko aur haan bolne de...aaj hi bann kardunga..
let them read this complaint..!!
dun worry...thoda time aur bhugat lo yaara :D
PARESH
WARNING!!
plz stop teasing people with your double meaning and offensive talks..
flirt nd teasin is gud only limit k andar andar..pls dnt overdo it..
teri bahot complaints aa rahi hain..
i personally like u nd know u hv potential to participate at PJ..
i wont like BANNING u..
pls take this warning seriously..nd keep this community clean..
if u kept doin al this..i ll b forced to take action against u..
hope u wil understnd..
REGARDS,
Aditya
tommy : community choosne lag gayi hai....( he means community sucks !!)
in fact i feel there shud be separate chat threads for boys and girls.... too much eve-teasing u see...kuch log orkut pe bhi aukaat dikha dete hai...
aditya : I wud suggest u to ignore such non social characters..!! n immediately report dem here at the complaint box...with the profile link..
appropriate action wil b taken..as soon as possible..
nd til then..do exactly what ROHAN said "flirting ko chatroom se door rakkho" !
After it became clear that moderators don't have my jealous (future) wife among them and they are not going to BAN me, Tommy gets his heart replaced and mind repaired...
tommy : dude paresh u rock...
ur sense of humor is unbearable i mean...unbeatable ....
all these whinners like sandeep, amit and aunty are jealous of u.....
dont give a fuckk to them...
ur flirting skill also roxxxxxxx :P
Saturday, 1 August 2009
Cats and dogs !!
So everyone knows by now how devotedly i attempeted to flirt with a certain girl in the chat room ! But, as it always happens, she tried to frustrate me (check out how she carries the conversation to marriage somehow !) and finally i lost my temper one day and created an online poll on the same platform. The poll was to enlighten the society in realizing tarot readers' tactics and trade practices to woo innocent men like me ! And you guessed it right, such honest and selfless work never get recognized, rather they removed my Poll and derpived the new generation of that useful guide to deal with tarot readers :(
What follows are heated conversations on the same day.
Me : mere poll ko PERSONAL bol kar delete kiya gaya hai :x
tarot girl : paresh how dare you! mein tujhko delete kar dungi? himmat kaise hui wo poll banane ki! haan wo personal attack tha indirect way me!
Me : i cant read the post above this one, please excuse, there's sm virus lol
Tarot girl : dat cuz ur stupid sick and cheap!
Amit : Hi PERISH...kaise ho ??
sahi mein yaar....ladkion ka irritate na karo tum !
Tarot girl : amit ! meri prob solve kero! m kanfused! mere ghar walon ne kal mujhse ek sawal kiya ! ki tum na job kerti ho na shadi! aakhir tum apni jindagi se chahti kya ho? ab me unhe kya jawab du, amit! yahi janne aaj mene pj community par aayi !
Enters our Tommy brother : tum jaise logon ke wajeh se...mujhe gaalian use karni padti hai..dekh bhai majnoo...ek to ladkian waise hi kam hai community mein ...aur jo hain unko tum ese irritate karoge to wo bhi bhaag jaegi... :x
Amit : meet...( a pet name of the tarot girl)..R U sure, tujhe reply PJ community ke Chatroom mein chahiye (the response to her quest for shaadi or job)??
Tarot girl : amit haan! bilkul jawab bhi chaiye aur job bhi chaiye! agar tumhari company me vacancy ho to mere liye baat kerna! verna i m planning to committ sucide!
(Enters a guy called Sandeep who is almost all the time online and everytime he enters claiming he's just joined the community !!)
Sandeep : hi guys i m new to this community.. log ye community kyu join karte hain.. :o
Me : Sweety (another pet name given to tarot girl by me )..aaj tumhari naak bahut hi sexy lag rahi hai :P
Sandeep : i m going to unjoin this community dimag pak gaya hai ab.. 1 week ka rest chahiye.. bye bye guys.. c u after 1 week !
Tarot girl : me bhi going! me bhi unjoin karungi! kyunki tu jo (she claims to have a crush on Sandeep, ORANGE CRUSH in her own words !!) nahi hai to kuch bhi nahi hai! ye mana ki community jawan hai haseen hai!
Me : (sad on seeing my object of Virtual Affection leaving the room, still trying to put a brave Verbal face ) : now i can concentrate on my work and devote myself to making meaningful, profound PJs and polls :P
(There ends the Afternoon session and i get back to my homework given by teachers aka superiors in office lol)
Now its about the closing time for office and most have left before time, and i am still wondering on websites as there's nothing to do after going home, and luckily i find the tarot wali ladki again in the chat room to attack with never before seen public display of flirting on social networking site !)
Me : How r u sweetheart :) i missed so much in the last 3 hours :(
Tarot girl : paresh ok now be a loyal dog and bark!
Me : seedhe kaat lu to lol
Tarot girl : nahi katega! pagal kutte sirf bhaukte hai! ya fir bijli ka khamba dhundte hai!
Me : muje to tu hi bijli type lagti hai lol
( She seems to have lost her mind due to my counter attack and there's silence for a few minutes !)
Me : abhi na jao chhodkar ......ki current abhi laga nahi :P
Tarot girl : nahi me bijli nahi hu! jhatka khane ka shauk hai to join some gay community!
Me : tumhari aankho k aage jo baal lehara rahe hai wo dekh kar muje kuchh kuchh hota hai tarot aunty :P
paresh tum apni biwi ko bhi aunty hi kahena! kyunki tumhe ek hi word aata hai shayad!
Me : biwi ko to "Mummy" bulane ka plan hai :P
Tarot girl : paresh hurrrrrrrrrrrr.. kameena Kulta kulakshana kahin ka !
Me : kutti jaise aawaj to khud nikalti hai lol
(intriguing silence after my last remark !!)
Me : cant take it any longer, gotta ejeculate my mind, body and soul from this lonely place !
Me : P.S.= office hours over. All's gone. Gotta leave :(
Tarot girl : ok get out then! dun come back!
Me : sorry honey, i have already spent half an hour extra with you, why dont you try to live some time without me, watch saas-bahu serials
Tarot girl : paresh ! go now !
Me : as you please :) milti rehna, Dream about me and dont kiss hard in my dreams lol
Tarot girl : bullshyt! kamina kahi ka!
Me : Kutte se Kamine tak.......m progressing :)
Tarot girl : galiyon ki barsaat ho jaegi! aaj mera waise hi mood kharab hai!
Me : why ? what happened ?
Tarot girl : tumhe kyun batau? tum apni kuttapanti chor doge mere batane se!
Me : yeah sure, tum muje apna husband maan lo bas lol
Me : P.S. =varna log kahenge ki tum dusroke patiyo ko apne isharo pe nachti ho lol
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