11th September, 2008
me: hello.. smone's callin me loser, i gotta chek her :)
Shilpa: why
me: i dnt knw i called her sexy, she called my lines nd then she called me loser :(
Shilpa: lolz..
me: conspicuous means ?
Shilpa: not present in a situation or place,when it is obvious that u shud be thr
me: tough girl plus boss around :(
Shilpa: ?
me: nw she advises to improve :D
Shilpa: improve wht? :P
me: maybe talking to girls what else? i dont intend to btw :D
Shilpa: lolz.. k wahi hoga..
me: m i nt good enough as i m now ?
Shilpa: according to her no..rite? :P
me: ya girls r the toughest subject. its ok. sabko sab nahi aa sakta
i hv accepted :)
Shilpa: ok :)
me: anywy we''ll see when it really comes. abhi to delhi door hai, she's frm delhi :D
Shilpa: ok
me: wat to do if she gets impressed? she's nt coming here, i cant go out of ahmedabad :D
Shilpa: bye..m leaving cya
me: ohh no said smthng wrong ?
about an hour later
Shilpa: nah..meri cousin ayee thi..so
me: i thought u didnt like me talkin about delhi wali :D
isnt it? she's still there btw. changing pics.. :P
Shilpa: hmm...nothin lyk dat..
ok
me: yeah u r the coolest :)
Shilpa: lolz.. nah m nt..u'l see :D :P ;)
me: mayb generally i find girls who r around 18 to be fast and in hurry. cant tolerate. like this tanzy :D
Shilpa: umm...
me: nw she's coming to ground as i suspected. maybe she was testing my patience.
Shilpa: does she kw this k ur talkin abt her wid me..dnt u think it shows dat ur interested in her..or atleast u bother..gud hai :P
me: hvnt seen her face yet bt smart to hai
Shilpa: go wid smart gal
me: means? she's replying fast. its like a battle u knw. i m a loser ok bt i dont leave the field easily :)
Shilpa: being a loser is nt always a bad thing
me: i knw bt its important to fight till death :D after winning life doesnt end. u go for another battle :P
Shilpa: hmm..nice
me: so journey is life not goals. I think if u get a girl to love u then she'll act like wife, possess u, then it wont be romance bt
Shilpa: photo nahiye na pan tithe
sry ws nt for u..
me: means ??
still tell me the meaning :P
Shilpa: lolz..nothin
me: bata na
Shilpa: it means no image is present thr
me: kisko bola?
Shilpa: ma colg frnd
me: boy ?
Shilpa: hmm..
me: ok you dont knw? is it under process :D
Shilpa: lolz nah..he is a boy
me: wo crush wala ?
Shilpa: no.. just a frnd..woh bhi nahi actually ..lolz
me: aur photo ka kya mamla tha ?
Shilpa: woh practical k photo the..electronics circuit
me: ohh no not again i ve forgotten all the circuits
Shilpa: aap hi ne puchha isiliye bataya :
me: did u see the pic of that too old woman she put to scare me :D
Shilpa: nah i didnt
me: u missed it. i said her to keep her scraps to see the lovely image.
Shilpa: k
me: so she got this scray old woman with zurriyan on face then laughed at me nd changed again :D
first young lady with goggles then budhiya nw a baby :D
Shilpa: hmm..k
me: what mistake? love story 2008 :D
Shilpa: lolz nah
me: she's there i hv to reply fast :(
Shilpa: yeah..u continue..will catch u later
me: no no she can go anytime. hot girl. may delete me also, wat i ll do then ?
you r on whom i rely :) this is bad
Shilpa: duh..!
me: by mistake i told her bout my sarkari job :(
Shilpa: k..nw i'll suggest talk to her first ..it will be gud for u..
me: nw? why?
Shilpa: dunno..
me: u said nw i ll suggest so nw u explain why nw :D
nw she said chalo cya later
Shilpa: may b m lil bit bored..
me: is it bad to discuss her talk with you :P
Shilpa: yeah.. dnt do dat.
me: i wont ever if she was a real frnd of mine, here in my city :D
bt online its of no use to hide or declare
Shilpa: watever
me: angry? i dont discuss intimate things to others btw. dont worrry
Shilpa: nah m nt angry ☺
i hv nothing to worry...dnt worry :P
me: i cn understand ppl get hurt if u talk their matters with others. bt u knw this online frndship
Shilpa: more dan hurt its irritating
me: doesnt feel like real at all so no emotions attached. the girl i just chatted will come again or not its uncertain :D
Shilpa: chal nw m goin to watch frnds..aur lunch bhi karna hai..cya
me: lucnh ????????? its evening. call it dinner :D
Shilpa: ya..wahi
me: why dont u eat. gotta be fat na :D
Shilpa: cya..
me: ruk na yaar :) m so lonely. i love you.. really..
Shilpa: m goin to stay ol..but watchin frns cya :)
me: where?
Shilpa: on ma pc :P..i hv all episode on ma pc..
nw cya..
me: r u really going? its just 6 nd i fear i ll smoke more :(
Shilpa: ah..dnt do dat sweetie... nyways ya i hv to go..tataz tk cr
me: come tomorrow early then :) we'll chat whole day :P
Shilpa: dekhte hai..
me: kya dekhna hai :D ystrdy i was reading women in my life by khushwant singh. knw the story :P
Shilpa: k..nw bye
me: :P ok see ya
which season u r watching?
ok good night dream nice. dont dream bout me :D
Tuesday, 30 March 2010
Saturday, 27 March 2010
ab kya hua uncle ?
18th September, 2009
rati: amor?? (for my status message “amor amor amor”)
bout 2 hours later
me: spanish wrd, find meaning in google translation
Rati: k.. k..
me: prison me sab thik thak :P
Rati: oooo.. love love love
nai:( clg timing 10 se 6.30 ho gaya
me: lol thts nt prison. prison 2 hours ka hota hai :P
Rati: thn?
me: 24*7
Rati: mere liye to clg hi hai prison :(
me: nd mere liye wife ;(
Rati: ?? ab kya hua uncle :P
me: kuchh hua nahi beta. par lagta rehta hai abhi hoga, bas thodi der me ho jayega lol
Rati: :) kya?
me: shaadi :(
Rati: what? serious?
me: yeah bt nthng is decided.. shor gul ho raha hai charo aur
me: bt nobody knws me :D
kaise hoga ye sab lol
Rati: wat? r u seriously gettin married?
me: wohi to confusion hai.. pressure to hai par kahan se aa raha hai god knows.
i dont knw one person on earth
Rati: :)
me: family se bhi relations tod diye :D
Rati: :-o
me: ab tum hi batao kaise solve hogi ye saari mysteries :P
Rati: matlab ghar walo ne sab pakka kar diya?
me: ufffoo why r u acting dumb ? break up ho gya kya ?
Rati: nai. kyu? kal hi call kiya tha usne :) tum kya baat kar rahe ho.. m nt getting. theek se batao
me: see i live alone. aur koi mera dost etc nahi hai. to tum batao shaadi kaise hogi ??
10 minutes later
me: so wt do u suggest ?
kahan gayi ?
Rati: haan bolo. i thnk u shud adjust.
me: adjust :(
Rati: or u go luking for gals suiting ur criteria
me: i feel defeated :(
Rati: ur nt in a fight wid ur parents r u?
me: yes i am in a fight with everybody who wants to cheat me.
Rati: wat makes u thnk ur parents r 'cheating' u?
me: gandi ladkiya :(
Rati: :-/ pehle mil k to dekho. just bcoz they re nt good looking it doesnt mean thy're nt gud natured. gharelu hoti hai, wats wrong? dont u like simple gals?
me: i like bt i find them nt suitable overall.
Rati: q?
me: their family , background
Rati: do u thnk they re dumb?
me: study, intellect, many factors to see
Rati: evry person in intelligent in his own way. so nevr judge nybdy’s intelligence.
me: ok bt i told so many things. i make a total of all.
Rati: ..
me: if its a good score i can go ahead :P
Rati: ur impossible. aisa karoge to 60 tak kunware reh jaoge.
me: tumhare saath aisa hota to pata chalta :
rati: amor?? (for my status message “amor amor amor”)
bout 2 hours later
me: spanish wrd, find meaning in google translation
Rati: k.. k..
me: prison me sab thik thak :P
Rati: oooo.. love love love
nai:( clg timing 10 se 6.30 ho gaya
me: lol thts nt prison. prison 2 hours ka hota hai :P
Rati: thn?
me: 24*7
Rati: mere liye to clg hi hai prison :(
me: nd mere liye wife ;(
Rati: ?? ab kya hua uncle :P
me: kuchh hua nahi beta. par lagta rehta hai abhi hoga, bas thodi der me ho jayega lol
Rati: :) kya?
me: shaadi :(
Rati: what? serious?
me: yeah bt nthng is decided.. shor gul ho raha hai charo aur
me: bt nobody knws me :D
kaise hoga ye sab lol
Rati: wat? r u seriously gettin married?
me: wohi to confusion hai.. pressure to hai par kahan se aa raha hai god knows.
i dont knw one person on earth
Rati: :)
me: family se bhi relations tod diye :D
Rati: :-o
me: ab tum hi batao kaise solve hogi ye saari mysteries :P
Rati: matlab ghar walo ne sab pakka kar diya?
me: ufffoo why r u acting dumb ? break up ho gya kya ?
Rati: nai. kyu? kal hi call kiya tha usne :) tum kya baat kar rahe ho.. m nt getting. theek se batao
me: see i live alone. aur koi mera dost etc nahi hai. to tum batao shaadi kaise hogi ??
10 minutes later
me: so wt do u suggest ?
kahan gayi ?
Rati: haan bolo. i thnk u shud adjust.
me: adjust :(
Rati: or u go luking for gals suiting ur criteria
me: i feel defeated :(
Rati: ur nt in a fight wid ur parents r u?
me: yes i am in a fight with everybody who wants to cheat me.
Rati: wat makes u thnk ur parents r 'cheating' u?
me: gandi ladkiya :(
Rati: :-/ pehle mil k to dekho. just bcoz they re nt good looking it doesnt mean thy're nt gud natured. gharelu hoti hai, wats wrong? dont u like simple gals?
me: i like bt i find them nt suitable overall.
Rati: q?
me: their family , background
Rati: do u thnk they re dumb?
me: study, intellect, many factors to see
Rati: evry person in intelligent in his own way. so nevr judge nybdy’s intelligence.
me: ok bt i told so many things. i make a total of all.
Rati: ..
me: if its a good score i can go ahead :P
Rati: ur impossible. aisa karoge to 60 tak kunware reh jaoge.
me: tumhare saath aisa hota to pata chalta :
writing soap opera!
5th September, 2009
me: main apni chattin pe ek post likhna chahta hu blog pe, likhu kya ??
later on the same day
rati: haan likho na...likha bhi hoga na ab tak?? :)
6th September, 2009
me: so u read it already :D
10th September, 2009
me: there's a game called
Rati: ..
me: restaurant city in facebook, i made u cook
Rati: k.. lol
me: nd saloni cleaner :D
Rati: :D hahaha hehe
me: u wanna play ?
Rati: yeah sure bt not nw, i hav college
me: mera blog padha ? new stories :P first time beer, first time whisky lol
Rati: nahi... kaha? send me link ill chck later
me: u knw
Rati: ..
me: jab maine beer wali story likhi
Rati: ,..
me: dusre din pj me sab ladko ki baato me beer hi beer aa gaya :P
aur ek daily soap bhi likh raha hu.
Rati: :) kya? :-o
me: quitting update….daily attempts to quit smoking. day 10 tak likh diya ;)
Rati: :)
me: kya lagta hai ye serial chalti rahegi saas bahu wali ke jaise ?
Rati: haan.. y not?
me: :( dumbo
Rati: smoking koi quit nai kar sakta na :(
what?? kiske baare me baat kar rahe ho tum?
me: okk so u mean i cant quit ?
Rati: yes. u can never.
me: thts why chalti rahegi lol
Rati: hmm
me: lets bet
Rati: so prove me wrong :)
sure :)
me: yeah sure
Rati: right
me: batao kya daav pe lagaogi :P
Rati: lemme thnk……if i lose ill start smoking k? :P
lagi bet?
3 minutes later
me: hang ho gaya tha :(
Rati: kk
me: to fir kya daav pe lagaogi ?
Rati: bataya na..
me: lemme thnk…..if i lose ill start smoking k? :P
me: wt ? no way its bad
Rati: pata hai to q karte ho?
me: dont touch cigrt :)
Rati: :) ok if i win.. thn ill start ok?
me: wht if u lose ?
Rati: thn... ill start drinking :P
k ive got to go
me: huh
Rati: ill catch u at 4.30 k?
kidding baba
me: dono taraf se fayda uthaogi.. mera kya isme ?
Rati: nthng serious. baad me decide kare plz?
ive really g2g cya tc bbye
me: ok
Rati: :) tata
me: bt bet is on :)
me: main apni chattin pe ek post likhna chahta hu blog pe, likhu kya ??
later on the same day
rati: haan likho na...likha bhi hoga na ab tak?? :)
6th September, 2009
me: so u read it already :D
10th September, 2009
me: there's a game called
Rati: ..
me: restaurant city in facebook, i made u cook
Rati: k.. lol
me: nd saloni cleaner :D
Rati: :D hahaha hehe
me: u wanna play ?
Rati: yeah sure bt not nw, i hav college
me: mera blog padha ? new stories :P first time beer, first time whisky lol
Rati: nahi... kaha? send me link ill chck later
me: u knw
Rati: ..
me: jab maine beer wali story likhi
Rati: ,..
me: dusre din pj me sab ladko ki baato me beer hi beer aa gaya :P
aur ek daily soap bhi likh raha hu.
Rati: :) kya? :-o
me: quitting update….daily attempts to quit smoking. day 10 tak likh diya ;)
Rati: :)
me: kya lagta hai ye serial chalti rahegi saas bahu wali ke jaise ?
Rati: haan.. y not?
me: :( dumbo
Rati: smoking koi quit nai kar sakta na :(
what?? kiske baare me baat kar rahe ho tum?
me: okk so u mean i cant quit ?
Rati: yes. u can never.
me: thts why chalti rahegi lol
Rati: hmm
me: lets bet
Rati: so prove me wrong :)
sure :)
me: yeah sure
Rati: right
me: batao kya daav pe lagaogi :P
Rati: lemme thnk……if i lose ill start smoking k? :P
lagi bet?
3 minutes later
me: hang ho gaya tha :(
Rati: kk
me: to fir kya daav pe lagaogi ?
Rati: bataya na..
me: lemme thnk…..if i lose ill start smoking k? :P
me: wt ? no way its bad
Rati: pata hai to q karte ho?
me: dont touch cigrt :)
Rati: :) ok if i win.. thn ill start ok?
me: wht if u lose ?
Rati: thn... ill start drinking :P
k ive got to go
me: huh
Rati: ill catch u at 4.30 k?
kidding baba
me: dono taraf se fayda uthaogi.. mera kya isme ?
Rati: nthng serious. baad me decide kare plz?
ive really g2g cya tc bbye
me: ok
Rati: :) tata
me: bt bet is on :)
Friday, 26 March 2010
u feel underground when..
8th September, 2008
me: hii sweety suddenly i got lucky :P
Shilpa: hi honey
me: shilpa after long time, nd nw you too :P
why u went off that day ?
Shilpa: d/c hogaya tha..
me: nd tht day jab maine puchha tha tum kis bike se colg jaati hio tab ?
Shilpa: spirit :) dat day i ws busy..
cousin k yaha jana tha..lunch k liye..nd den frens..u kw all dat gauri nd ganpati..
me: whts gauri ?
Shilpa: ganpati's sister :)
me: wo to ek hi reason hua :D
wish u had skoda to go to colg :P
Shilpa: lolz..
k chal bye nw..m going..tk cr..tataz
me: hey dont go na i love you so much :P
this one's a hot pic really, is it recent ? u look 12 yrs :P
Shilpa: lolz..luv u too.. ya recent
ah..really? damn..
me: i mean it
Shilpa: but 12 yrs..?
me: i mean very small girl nt in 2nd yr, school girl ok :D
Shilpa: nt ok..next month main 19 ho jaungi :
me: so u dont want to grow up :P
Shilpa: bye
9th September, 2008
me: hey sexy :P
Shilpa: ah..dnt call me dat
me: showii no one objects except you, so forgot :(
phn ?
Shilpa: nah..actually doing nothin..gettin bored
me: exactly mera bhi boss 2 din se nahi tha to khali baithe stock market me loss karta hu :D
Shilpa: wait..i'l come
8 minutes later
Shilpa: cya..tk cr
me: kya ?
10th September, 2008
me: hiiii shilpa :)
Shilpa: hi paresh :)
me: m f9 u say :P
Shilpa: m fine too :)
me: lithium :D wat kind of song is this ? kylie?
Shilpa: oh ya..its her new album..
me: i cnt connect with this music
Shilpa: "this music" ?
me: i mean international music
Shilpa: ok
me: there's less of emotional content, isnt it ?
Shilpa: not at all honey..der's lot f emotional stuff
me: like u going offline suddenly nd i feel lonely :)
Shilpa: :D
me: ?? m ok nw :)
Shilpa: gud hai..
me: so wat u were telling? call me honey again :P
Shilpa: u lyk emotional songs?
me: yes coz basically music is related to emotions
Shilpa: bt u kw..wen u listen gothic rock or death metal..der z lot f -ve energy
me: -ve means what they do ?
Shilpa: nah u feel underground..
me: like sad songs ?
bout 20 minutes later
me: ok nw i think u ve gone colg :) see ya soon sweetie :P
me: hii sweety suddenly i got lucky :P
Shilpa: hi honey
me: shilpa after long time, nd nw you too :P
why u went off that day ?
Shilpa: d/c hogaya tha..
me: nd tht day jab maine puchha tha tum kis bike se colg jaati hio tab ?
Shilpa: spirit :) dat day i ws busy..
cousin k yaha jana tha..lunch k liye..nd den frens..u kw all dat gauri nd ganpati..
me: whts gauri ?
Shilpa: ganpati's sister :)
me: wo to ek hi reason hua :D
wish u had skoda to go to colg :P
Shilpa: lolz..
k chal bye nw..m going..tk cr..tataz
me: hey dont go na i love you so much :P
this one's a hot pic really, is it recent ? u look 12 yrs :P
Shilpa: lolz..luv u too.. ya recent
ah..really? damn..
me: i mean it
Shilpa: but 12 yrs..?
me: i mean very small girl nt in 2nd yr, school girl ok :D
Shilpa: nt ok..next month main 19 ho jaungi :
me: so u dont want to grow up :P
Shilpa: bye
9th September, 2008
me: hey sexy :P
Shilpa: ah..dnt call me dat
me: showii no one objects except you, so forgot :(
phn ?
Shilpa: nah..actually doing nothin..gettin bored
me: exactly mera bhi boss 2 din se nahi tha to khali baithe stock market me loss karta hu :D
Shilpa: wait..i'l come
8 minutes later
Shilpa: cya..tk cr
me: kya ?
10th September, 2008
me: hiiii shilpa :)
Shilpa: hi paresh :)
me: m f9 u say :P
Shilpa: m fine too :)
me: lithium :D wat kind of song is this ? kylie?
Shilpa: oh ya..its her new album..
me: i cnt connect with this music
Shilpa: "this music" ?
me: i mean international music
Shilpa: ok
me: there's less of emotional content, isnt it ?
Shilpa: not at all honey..der's lot f emotional stuff
me: like u going offline suddenly nd i feel lonely :)
Shilpa: :D
me: ?? m ok nw :)
Shilpa: gud hai..
me: so wat u were telling? call me honey again :P
Shilpa: u lyk emotional songs?
me: yes coz basically music is related to emotions
Shilpa: bt u kw..wen u listen gothic rock or death metal..der z lot f -ve energy
me: -ve means what they do ?
Shilpa: nah u feel underground..
me: like sad songs ?
bout 20 minutes later
me: ok nw i think u ve gone colg :) see ya soon sweetie :P
Wednesday, 24 March 2010
keep ur eyes open, mind alert
4th September, 2009
me: so wt u think ?
Rati: life is the greatest bitch of all.
lol tum nahi ho sakte. wo 2 baar lol lol likha hai isliye laga hoga use
me: aisa likha hai rati me ?
Rati: haan 2 baar
me: thn to fir muje sahdev ka badlana padega :D ( this is bout my fake orkut profile)
Rati: lol lol
haan :D
"life is the greatest bitch of all." ye chng karo pehle
me: maine sahdev me likha tha “love is life, life is bitch”
Rati: haan pata hai
me: wo badal diya dekho
Rati: read tht already ok
lol u made tht?
me: edited again, check
Rati: lol
ill, kaha chng hai? same hi to hai
me: love walks slow likha hai ?
Rati: to pehle kya tha? ;-/
me: love is slow , life is fast. ab love walks slow , life moves fast lol
Rati: lol kitna difference!!! :P
me: nd i m black listed frm driving :(
Rati: ??
me: aage padha nahi ? frm love i mean :)
Rati: Love walks slow, life moves fast, so many bumps, so many traffic signals but i was blacklisted from driving years ago !
itna hi hai na?
me: ok right
Rati: hmm chal ill leave. mala bhuk lagliye. aur offline kyu ho?
me: orkut me karna pada sigh out thts wy
Rati: ohk kkk
me: why leaving ?
Rati: bhuk lagli
me: :( mala pan lagli aahe.. me kay karu
Rati: mag tu pan kha na kahitari
me: kahitari manje
Rati: hey.. ur learning :)
me: ?
Rati: "kahitari=kuchh to"
me: kuchh nai. ghar ka khana kab milega :)
Rati: kuch khao..
ghar me banaoge tab :)
tu khud ya biwi :) *tum
me: lol wife k haath ka i meant
Rati: :) milega na :)
k cya thn..
u knw
kuch nai
ill tell latr
me: wat ?
Rati: take care bbye
me: ruk kyu gayi batao batao
Rati: are wo mera frnd hai na mera bestest frnd, my wud be bf n hubby,, he is leaving for France 2day :(
for 3 months
me: yahoooo
Rati: :-'( kya?
me: ab tu mujse bach ke kahan jayegi :P
Rati: lol
me: u got no option :P
Rati: hahaha lol
:( really sad
me: u knw bout french girls ?
Rati: gonna miss him soo damn much :(
kya?
me: they r famous as bf or husband eaters
u start praying :D
Rati: lol aisa nahi hoga m sure.
u wanna bet?
me: sure
Rati: k. kiski bet
me: tum batao
Rati: kis cheez ki bet?
tum batao
me: phn no dena muje apna :P
Rati: lol fine done
me: jeet jao to :D
Rati: yes ok :)
me: read carefully ?
Rati: tum jeet jao to u mean?
me: lol no baby
Rati: lolz
me: tum jeeto to :D
Rati: phir nai.. jao :P
lol koi aur cheez
me: bt result ka kya ? hw will we decide who won ?
Rati: mai bataungi tumhe after 3 months
me: nai shart to abhi lagi hai
Rati: thn?
me: if he returns without having sex for even once, you win :D
Rati: fine done
me: bt hw will u knw tht :)
Rati: wo kabhi drink bhi nai karta. i trust him completely.
i KNOW m going to win. u can bet watevr
me: good luck :)
Rati: :) thnks :) cu thn
me: wish me luck :P
Rati: lol wish kiya to bhi of no use :P
u'l b losing :)
me: kar ke to dekh. lets see kiski wish me jyada dam hai :D
Rati: fine "All the best "
tumhari me hi hoga m sure :D
me: sad to say bt aisa hi hai :(
Rati: wow yahooooooooooo ab mujhe chakkar aayega
me: honestly i wish you win
Rati: need to eat smethng
me: nd be happy with him
Rati: thanks :)
thnaks so much :)
me: bt take care, keep ur eyes open, mind alert
Rati: :) sure bbye
me: so wt u think ?
Rati: life is the greatest bitch of all.
lol tum nahi ho sakte. wo 2 baar lol lol likha hai isliye laga hoga use
me: aisa likha hai rati me ?
Rati: haan 2 baar
me: thn to fir muje sahdev ka badlana padega :D ( this is bout my fake orkut profile)
Rati: lol lol
haan :D
"life is the greatest bitch of all." ye chng karo pehle
me: maine sahdev me likha tha “love is life, life is bitch”
Rati: haan pata hai
me: wo badal diya dekho
Rati: read tht already ok
lol u made tht?
me: edited again, check
Rati: lol
ill, kaha chng hai? same hi to hai
me: love walks slow likha hai ?
Rati: to pehle kya tha? ;-/
me: love is slow , life is fast. ab love walks slow , life moves fast lol
Rati: lol kitna difference!!! :P
me: nd i m black listed frm driving :(
Rati: ??
me: aage padha nahi ? frm love i mean :)
Rati: Love walks slow, life moves fast, so many bumps, so many traffic signals but i was blacklisted from driving years ago !
itna hi hai na?
me: ok right
Rati: hmm chal ill leave. mala bhuk lagliye. aur offline kyu ho?
me: orkut me karna pada sigh out thts wy
Rati: ohk kkk
me: why leaving ?
Rati: bhuk lagli
me: :( mala pan lagli aahe.. me kay karu
Rati: mag tu pan kha na kahitari
me: kahitari manje
Rati: hey.. ur learning :)
me: ?
Rati: "kahitari=kuchh to"
me: kuchh nai. ghar ka khana kab milega :)
Rati: kuch khao..
ghar me banaoge tab :)
tu khud ya biwi :) *tum
me: lol wife k haath ka i meant
Rati: :) milega na :)
k cya thn..
u knw
kuch nai
ill tell latr
me: wat ?
Rati: take care bbye
me: ruk kyu gayi batao batao
Rati: are wo mera frnd hai na mera bestest frnd, my wud be bf n hubby,, he is leaving for France 2day :(
for 3 months
me: yahoooo
Rati: :-'( kya?
me: ab tu mujse bach ke kahan jayegi :P
Rati: lol
me: u got no option :P
Rati: hahaha lol
:( really sad
me: u knw bout french girls ?
Rati: gonna miss him soo damn much :(
kya?
me: they r famous as bf or husband eaters
u start praying :D
Rati: lol aisa nahi hoga m sure.
u wanna bet?
me: sure
Rati: k. kiski bet
me: tum batao
Rati: kis cheez ki bet?
tum batao
me: phn no dena muje apna :P
Rati: lol fine done
me: jeet jao to :D
Rati: yes ok :)
me: read carefully ?
Rati: tum jeet jao to u mean?
me: lol no baby
Rati: lolz
me: tum jeeto to :D
Rati: phir nai.. jao :P
lol koi aur cheez
me: bt result ka kya ? hw will we decide who won ?
Rati: mai bataungi tumhe after 3 months
me: nai shart to abhi lagi hai
Rati: thn?
me: if he returns without having sex for even once, you win :D
Rati: fine done
me: bt hw will u knw tht :)
Rati: wo kabhi drink bhi nai karta. i trust him completely.
i KNOW m going to win. u can bet watevr
me: good luck :)
Rati: :) thnks :) cu thn
me: wish me luck :P
Rati: lol wish kiya to bhi of no use :P
u'l b losing :)
me: kar ke to dekh. lets see kiski wish me jyada dam hai :D
Rati: fine "All the best "
tumhari me hi hoga m sure :D
me: sad to say bt aisa hi hai :(
Rati: wow yahooooooooooo ab mujhe chakkar aayega
me: honestly i wish you win
Rati: need to eat smethng
me: nd be happy with him
Rati: thanks :)
thnaks so much :)
me: bt take care, keep ur eyes open, mind alert
Rati: :) sure bbye
Eat well Get fat !!!
20th December, 2007
me: hello
Saloni: hello
me: ystrdy i waited for 5 mins. bt u didnt initiate as always :)
hellooooooooo
Saloni: yeah was looking for some phone number. i dont have time to see who is online n who is not :)
whoever wants to chat can message.
if ur not happy with this i can see n probably initiate now and then but it really doesnt matter at all.
me: feels good when a pretty lady calls u , u know :)
Saloni: right. i can imagine.
me: u read minds , i know. i m reading men r from mars, women from venus since 2 days.
Saloni: its good book. i have read it n there r more books from this author. all on this topic. all r good i think.
me: so did u find it useful?
7 minutes later
Saloni: yes, it will be useful for u too i hope.
me: its true that men n women r diff.
Saloni: of course.. like different breeds of humans... :)
me: just read one chapter ystrdy, seems interesting, i hope i could get one gf :)
Saloni: hmmm what else
me: then i ll hope to marry the same :)
seem busy, see u later, gotta have a smoke :)
38 minutes later
me: u offfline??
Saloni: no. our accountant was here and i was busy with her
now have to go for lunch
me: so late for lunch?
Saloni: bcos of the people in office
me: hw?
Saloni: now im going see u later
me: then see u on monday :)
i ll be here if u come online from home :)
Saloni: ok
me: eat well get fat :P
dont like ok, OK is NOT ok :(
Saloni: for u. to others it can be fine.
me: dont know why it hurts
Saloni: :)
me: ur smile is good.
do u think i m flirt? honestly tell.
Saloni: i cant say. maybe little, im going
me: ok. little is cool :) thanks for ur opinion.
10th January, 2008
me: welcome bak
Saloni: u welcome
me: didnt u miss me ?
Saloni: i have less time to chat
me: k
Saloni: so how ru, what is new, any marriage in prospect?
me: i dont like tallkin marriage : (
Saloni: :)
me: i wnt to marrry soon bt no prospect :)
Saloni: im in boss office
me: why?
Saloni: my pc is for repair, it will be ready tmrw but boss cant imagine me not working. took me to his office n here i have to change the pcs all the time. n im planning to go n tell him im going home.
me: how is ur boss?'
Saloni: he is fine thanx :)
me: good looking? u didnt get? i mean nature, attitude..
Saloni: he is 50. nature ok, he is funny n joking.
me: 50?
Saloni: what
me: bosses r always old, na?
Saloni: thats why they r bosses.
me: so does he exploit u ?
Saloni: no i cant say so
me: so u say NO. or u cant say YES? :D
Saloni: rather not
me: fact is bosses r meant to get the best out of us :)
Saloni: sounds good but the means used r not always nice. i dont like bosses generally
me: no one likes bosses. u like me?
Saloni: lets not talk about me n u :)
my husband has bday today...
me: wish him Happy Birth day from me !
Saloni: sure :) i had planned party for today but bcos my boss is still keeping me here i wont. n the people whom i m thinking to invite said its better on saturday as we had thought b4.
me: i dont believe in dates. whenevr u feel like celebrating, do it.
Saloni: yes ur right in this. we will celebrate tonight too, but just me n him. u know, i bought cross trainer. it should arrive home hopefully today.
me: so u gained again?
Saloni: i think so but its not bcos of this only. to stay fit.
me: n look at me, i want to gain, bt cant.
Saloni: ur body structure is like that
me: maybe due to stress..
hold. i llbe bak soon
12 minutes later
Saloni: stress is not good
me: ya, bt it s my best buddy :) from childhood.
Saloni: it cant be anyone's best friend, its only enemy
me: i mean the only thing that has remained with me for ever.
Saloni: that doesnt mean its ur friend :) usually the bad things remain the enemies...
me: u know now i smoke 5 to 7 a day.
Saloni: and b4
me: 1 or max 2 n that too only in evening. never needed during day. it took just 6 months to reach from 0 to 7 :D
Saloni: ur mad. and why now smoking so much?
me: just dont know why, maybe i want sympathy from ladies like u :)
Saloni: its a very weak n mean way... n wont get u anything
me: i know it downs ur spirit, stemina.
Saloni: it poisons u, make u a lesser man :) will make u snore at nights
me: thats a thrreat..thats why I started it actually :P
Saloni: well its something that will affect ur life with someone, n u dont want it.
why did u start??
me: lesser man :)
Saloni: it will make u even lesser
me: ya i dont feel like having sex after a cigarette for sm hours.
Saloni: yeah.. n u will not perform well, even if u get chance
me: so thats what i dont like.
Saloni: of course it depends from person to person, like in the beginning things can be fine but i think since u have less weight u will feel the effects soon and any way its only making things worse. better keep going to gym, try some sport, hang out with friends outside more.
me: if my girl friend tellls me to quit, i will quit.
Saloni: till that time u will have done a lot of harm...
me: what to do then?
Saloni: simply dont smoke
me: sm1 told me ysterdy to quit. btw i like girls who smoke :P
Saloni: no it doesnt
me: hw do u know :D
Saloni: it looks stupid cos they dont have anything else to show off with so they try to look cool by smoking...
me: i m telling honestly that lady smoking looks sexy :P
Saloni: im sorry for u
me: why
Saloni: have u seen taare zameen per?
me: have u seen NO Smoking ??
Saloni: no
me: me too, NO.
Saloni: i heard its not worth. u should see it thou.
me: thats right, urs is worth. i heard good bout taare zameen....
Saloni: yes its surprisingly good, esp first part.. perfect
me: btw i prefer movies with Heroines.
Saloni: i dont doubt
me: no movie without heroine :D
Saloni: its pathetic
me: have u seen Jab We met?
Saloni: the narrow-mindedness there... and disgusting
yes i have seen it
me: Great. i like kareena soo much. when she calls Shahid yaar or boss , u know :)
n the most when she speaks Gaalis in hindi :P
Saloni: i dont like kareena kapoor
me: naturally, go for shahid.
Saloni: i dont like him also
me: have u seen " Chameli "
Saloni: he looks like little boy.
no
me: she acted a prostitute in that.
Saloni: i heard
me: seen Omkara ?
Saloni: no
me: now i m sure, u dont like her :)
Saloni: karisma is better
me: see again
Saloni: n they both r not exactly beautiful
me: i dont like her at all, seen Eitraaz ?
Saloni: no
me: she advocates her husband's case against Priyanka who claims that her husband raped her .
btw, this much beauty is enough for me :P
Saloni: that looks nice story. im sure it is enough for u.
me: u know my a girl complained against me?
Saloni: no.. really ?
me: ya, for sending an sms only :)
Saloni: to whom did she complain
me: i m desparate togo away from her :)
Saloni: maybe she complained in order to get noticed
me: isnt that bad? it should be private affair, why involve others?
she told me " shut up " in public !
time to go, see u tomorrow :) dream bout me !
Saloni: yeah maybe indeed she wanted to get attention
me: i always attend :)
Saloni: or maybe u wrote something ashlil in the sms :)
me: no i wrote nthng like that
Saloni: well she overreacted thats it
me: anywy leave her. i m wating for a good position to shift from here.
u r off line again see u tomorrow, closing time
dream bout me :)
me: hello
Saloni: hello
me: ystrdy i waited for 5 mins. bt u didnt initiate as always :)
hellooooooooo
Saloni: yeah was looking for some phone number. i dont have time to see who is online n who is not :)
whoever wants to chat can message.
if ur not happy with this i can see n probably initiate now and then but it really doesnt matter at all.
me: feels good when a pretty lady calls u , u know :)
Saloni: right. i can imagine.
me: u read minds , i know. i m reading men r from mars, women from venus since 2 days.
Saloni: its good book. i have read it n there r more books from this author. all on this topic. all r good i think.
me: so did u find it useful?
7 minutes later
Saloni: yes, it will be useful for u too i hope.
me: its true that men n women r diff.
Saloni: of course.. like different breeds of humans... :)
me: just read one chapter ystrdy, seems interesting, i hope i could get one gf :)
Saloni: hmmm what else
me: then i ll hope to marry the same :)
seem busy, see u later, gotta have a smoke :)
38 minutes later
me: u offfline??
Saloni: no. our accountant was here and i was busy with her
now have to go for lunch
me: so late for lunch?
Saloni: bcos of the people in office
me: hw?
Saloni: now im going see u later
me: then see u on monday :)
i ll be here if u come online from home :)
Saloni: ok
me: eat well get fat :P
dont like ok, OK is NOT ok :(
Saloni: for u. to others it can be fine.
me: dont know why it hurts
Saloni: :)
me: ur smile is good.
do u think i m flirt? honestly tell.
Saloni: i cant say. maybe little, im going
me: ok. little is cool :) thanks for ur opinion.
10th January, 2008
me: welcome bak
Saloni: u welcome
me: didnt u miss me ?
Saloni: i have less time to chat
me: k
Saloni: so how ru, what is new, any marriage in prospect?
me: i dont like tallkin marriage : (
Saloni: :)
me: i wnt to marrry soon bt no prospect :)
Saloni: im in boss office
me: why?
Saloni: my pc is for repair, it will be ready tmrw but boss cant imagine me not working. took me to his office n here i have to change the pcs all the time. n im planning to go n tell him im going home.
me: how is ur boss?'
Saloni: he is fine thanx :)
me: good looking? u didnt get? i mean nature, attitude..
Saloni: he is 50. nature ok, he is funny n joking.
me: 50?
Saloni: what
me: bosses r always old, na?
Saloni: thats why they r bosses.
me: so does he exploit u ?
Saloni: no i cant say so
me: so u say NO. or u cant say YES? :D
Saloni: rather not
me: fact is bosses r meant to get the best out of us :)
Saloni: sounds good but the means used r not always nice. i dont like bosses generally
me: no one likes bosses. u like me?
Saloni: lets not talk about me n u :)
my husband has bday today...
me: wish him Happy Birth day from me !
Saloni: sure :) i had planned party for today but bcos my boss is still keeping me here i wont. n the people whom i m thinking to invite said its better on saturday as we had thought b4.
me: i dont believe in dates. whenevr u feel like celebrating, do it.
Saloni: yes ur right in this. we will celebrate tonight too, but just me n him. u know, i bought cross trainer. it should arrive home hopefully today.
me: so u gained again?
Saloni: i think so but its not bcos of this only. to stay fit.
me: n look at me, i want to gain, bt cant.
Saloni: ur body structure is like that
me: maybe due to stress..
hold. i llbe bak soon
12 minutes later
Saloni: stress is not good
me: ya, bt it s my best buddy :) from childhood.
Saloni: it cant be anyone's best friend, its only enemy
me: i mean the only thing that has remained with me for ever.
Saloni: that doesnt mean its ur friend :) usually the bad things remain the enemies...
me: u know now i smoke 5 to 7 a day.
Saloni: and b4
me: 1 or max 2 n that too only in evening. never needed during day. it took just 6 months to reach from 0 to 7 :D
Saloni: ur mad. and why now smoking so much?
me: just dont know why, maybe i want sympathy from ladies like u :)
Saloni: its a very weak n mean way... n wont get u anything
me: i know it downs ur spirit, stemina.
Saloni: it poisons u, make u a lesser man :) will make u snore at nights
me: thats a thrreat..thats why I started it actually :P
Saloni: well its something that will affect ur life with someone, n u dont want it.
why did u start??
me: lesser man :)
Saloni: it will make u even lesser
me: ya i dont feel like having sex after a cigarette for sm hours.
Saloni: yeah.. n u will not perform well, even if u get chance
me: so thats what i dont like.
Saloni: of course it depends from person to person, like in the beginning things can be fine but i think since u have less weight u will feel the effects soon and any way its only making things worse. better keep going to gym, try some sport, hang out with friends outside more.
me: if my girl friend tellls me to quit, i will quit.
Saloni: till that time u will have done a lot of harm...
me: what to do then?
Saloni: simply dont smoke
me: sm1 told me ysterdy to quit. btw i like girls who smoke :P
Saloni: no it doesnt
me: hw do u know :D
Saloni: it looks stupid cos they dont have anything else to show off with so they try to look cool by smoking...
me: i m telling honestly that lady smoking looks sexy :P
Saloni: im sorry for u
me: why
Saloni: have u seen taare zameen per?
me: have u seen NO Smoking ??
Saloni: no
me: me too, NO.
Saloni: i heard its not worth. u should see it thou.
me: thats right, urs is worth. i heard good bout taare zameen....
Saloni: yes its surprisingly good, esp first part.. perfect
me: btw i prefer movies with Heroines.
Saloni: i dont doubt
me: no movie without heroine :D
Saloni: its pathetic
me: have u seen Jab We met?
Saloni: the narrow-mindedness there... and disgusting
yes i have seen it
me: Great. i like kareena soo much. when she calls Shahid yaar or boss , u know :)
n the most when she speaks Gaalis in hindi :P
Saloni: i dont like kareena kapoor
me: naturally, go for shahid.
Saloni: i dont like him also
me: have u seen " Chameli "
Saloni: he looks like little boy.
no
me: she acted a prostitute in that.
Saloni: i heard
me: seen Omkara ?
Saloni: no
me: now i m sure, u dont like her :)
Saloni: karisma is better
me: see again
Saloni: n they both r not exactly beautiful
me: i dont like her at all, seen Eitraaz ?
Saloni: no
me: she advocates her husband's case against Priyanka who claims that her husband raped her .
btw, this much beauty is enough for me :P
Saloni: that looks nice story. im sure it is enough for u.
me: u know my a girl complained against me?
Saloni: no.. really ?
me: ya, for sending an sms only :)
Saloni: to whom did she complain
me: i m desparate togo away from her :)
Saloni: maybe she complained in order to get noticed
me: isnt that bad? it should be private affair, why involve others?
she told me " shut up " in public !
time to go, see u tomorrow :) dream bout me !
Saloni: yeah maybe indeed she wanted to get attention
me: i always attend :)
Saloni: or maybe u wrote something ashlil in the sms :)
me: no i wrote nthng like that
Saloni: well she overreacted thats it
me: anywy leave her. i m wating for a good position to shift from here.
u r off line again see u tomorrow, closing time
dream bout me :)
Monday, 15 March 2010
loser
17th December, 2007
me: hi
Saavi: hello
me: so i lost again today.. 2500 Rs.
Saavi: aww so much
me: what u said? i got off line
hellooo
Saavi: i said awww, so much
me: ya, so much coz it takes time to profit n I lost in just one day. happens, markets fell drastically in the last hour so my loss went on to 2500 from 500
Saavi: so wait, maybe it will go up again
me: was quite unexpected. there was 600 loss till 2 pm n suddenly it started to fall.
Saavi: will go up
me: u didnt get it. its day trading so i bought today n sold at loss so i ve nothing to do with tomorrow.
Saavi: its gambling, not investment
me: leave it, i m again watching ur pic. u loook so different, i think sari wont suit u.
Saavi: well depends. why do u think so?
me: after seeing n comparing :)
Saavi: why
me: women look sexy in sari, i think. bt u look more beautiful in skirt.
Saavi: i wanna know why u think i will not look good in sari?
me: the first thing is u r European so it looks odd. and yes u look younger also in western dress. i actually meant u look hot in sari bt in dresses hotter n very beautiful.
Saavi: but i havent send u a pic in dresses
me: oh come on now, u sent that friday party pics. forgot it?
Saavi: oho did u recognise who i am
me: what do u mean?
Saavi: maybe u didnt recognise me on the photos...
me: impossible
Saavi: i also thought so
me: is there anyone more pretty????
Saavi: :( so which one was me
me: there are just 2 ladies in one pic. u r not in black i guess :P
Saavi: tell me for sure
me: i m 100 per cent sure, u r in cream coloured - or whatever colour - dress.
Saavi: ok
me: u r on the right side
Saavi: its a top...
me: i know nothing bout diff dresses. then whats a skirt?
Saavi: skirt is frock. like the lower part of lahenga. dress is one piece.
me: in my familly if a woman wears anything bt sari they call it dress. in that sense i said. so the 2 big divisions are this.. sari n other outfits.
time to leave now
Saavi: i see.. ok
me: cu good night.
Saavi: same to u :)
18th December, 2007
me: hi
Saavi: hi
me: missing ur forwrds, u seem busy :)
Saavi: i dont get many. i used to get b4
i get from some but sometimes they r not worth sending
15 minutes later
me: btw ystrdy u were in my dreams.
Saavi: dhoniiiiiiiiii
what i did there?
me: so u like him so much that iiiiiiiiii comes out :P
Saavi: i like him
me: he looks diff after he got long hairs, i guess.
Saavi: he did look more different when he was young. u cant tell he is going to be handsome. he looked so normal Indian.
me: i dont like him although he has good hair style :D
Saavi: he is generally considered good-looking and sexy by women so it might tell u something
me: i know i m a man, i need just one pros. to prove it.
Saavi: ur wrong. pros dont prove that ur man. they prove that u have no option :)
that ur loser. so consider it carefully what u want to prove.
me: u mean i should not pay for sex ?
Saavi: esp to a prostitute
me: so to whom i can pay?
Saavi: well no one
me: i smtimes think I should be paid for sex ;)
4 minutes later
thinking ??????
Saavi: phone
ru mad or what??
me: why?
Saavi: why someone has to pay u for sex? is it ur profession?
7 minutes later
me: its the oldest profession on earth , u see.
Saavi: oh come on. i dont have time for stupid things.
me: sorry, bt in the market its like you either buy or u sell.
Saavi: so what
me: so the fact is i dont want to buy, thats it :)
7 minutes later
Saavi: this topic is beyond me.
me: ok i m sorry, my mistake.
7 minutes later
me: i m very sorry if i bothered u, gotta leave for sm work. See u
About 1 hour later
me: hi from the other office : )
Saavi: hi to the other officeme
me: ok see u later.
me: hi
Saavi: hello
me: so i lost again today.. 2500 Rs.
Saavi: aww so much
me: what u said? i got off line
hellooo
Saavi: i said awww, so much
me: ya, so much coz it takes time to profit n I lost in just one day. happens, markets fell drastically in the last hour so my loss went on to 2500 from 500
Saavi: so wait, maybe it will go up again
me: was quite unexpected. there was 600 loss till 2 pm n suddenly it started to fall.
Saavi: will go up
me: u didnt get it. its day trading so i bought today n sold at loss so i ve nothing to do with tomorrow.
Saavi: its gambling, not investment
me: leave it, i m again watching ur pic. u loook so different, i think sari wont suit u.
Saavi: well depends. why do u think so?
me: after seeing n comparing :)
Saavi: why
me: women look sexy in sari, i think. bt u look more beautiful in skirt.
Saavi: i wanna know why u think i will not look good in sari?
me: the first thing is u r European so it looks odd. and yes u look younger also in western dress. i actually meant u look hot in sari bt in dresses hotter n very beautiful.
Saavi: but i havent send u a pic in dresses
me: oh come on now, u sent that friday party pics. forgot it?
Saavi: oho did u recognise who i am
me: what do u mean?
Saavi: maybe u didnt recognise me on the photos...
me: impossible
Saavi: i also thought so
me: is there anyone more pretty????
Saavi: :( so which one was me
me: there are just 2 ladies in one pic. u r not in black i guess :P
Saavi: tell me for sure
me: i m 100 per cent sure, u r in cream coloured - or whatever colour - dress.
Saavi: ok
me: u r on the right side
Saavi: its a top...
me: i know nothing bout diff dresses. then whats a skirt?
Saavi: skirt is frock. like the lower part of lahenga. dress is one piece.
me: in my familly if a woman wears anything bt sari they call it dress. in that sense i said. so the 2 big divisions are this.. sari n other outfits.
time to leave now
Saavi: i see.. ok
me: cu good night.
Saavi: same to u :)
18th December, 2007
me: hi
Saavi: hi
me: missing ur forwrds, u seem busy :)
Saavi: i dont get many. i used to get b4
i get from some but sometimes they r not worth sending
15 minutes later
me: btw ystrdy u were in my dreams.
Saavi: dhoniiiiiiiiii
what i did there?
me: so u like him so much that iiiiiiiiii comes out :P
Saavi: i like him
me: he looks diff after he got long hairs, i guess.
Saavi: he did look more different when he was young. u cant tell he is going to be handsome. he looked so normal Indian.
me: i dont like him although he has good hair style :D
Saavi: he is generally considered good-looking and sexy by women so it might tell u something
me: i know i m a man, i need just one pros. to prove it.
Saavi: ur wrong. pros dont prove that ur man. they prove that u have no option :)
that ur loser. so consider it carefully what u want to prove.
me: u mean i should not pay for sex ?
Saavi: esp to a prostitute
me: so to whom i can pay?
Saavi: well no one
me: i smtimes think I should be paid for sex ;)
4 minutes later
thinking ??????
Saavi: phone
ru mad or what??
me: why?
Saavi: why someone has to pay u for sex? is it ur profession?
7 minutes later
me: its the oldest profession on earth , u see.
Saavi: oh come on. i dont have time for stupid things.
me: sorry, bt in the market its like you either buy or u sell.
Saavi: so what
me: so the fact is i dont want to buy, thats it :)
7 minutes later
Saavi: this topic is beyond me.
me: ok i m sorry, my mistake.
7 minutes later
me: i m very sorry if i bothered u, gotta leave for sm work. See u
About 1 hour later
me: hi from the other office : )
Saavi: hi to the other officeme
me: ok see u later.
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