25th October, 2007
me: good mrng :)
Saavi: same to u
5 minutes later
me: hello
Saavi: i said, same to u
me: oh didnt get. so u left ystrdy early?
Saavi: yes. had to attend one survey. they were looking for married women who use contraceptives, but with children. so i was there in case some of their women with children doesnt come.
me: so what u use?
Saavi: condoms at present, i stopped the contraceptives bcos its required some time b4 the intention for baby. cos it takes some time to get clear of the effects.
me: u mean medicines?
5 minutes later
Saavi: yes
me: isnt it awkward with condoms?
Saavi: no. last time we used one with glowing in the dark tip
or we get sm with banana or other fruit flavour. or black one or dotted one.
me: stop it… i m on job
Saavi: yes sir
me: what? i m not ur boss. ystrdy i was big child :D
dots may feel good for u bt for him i dont think so.
Saavi: yeah he likes
5 minutes later
me: good. i wont like any artificial thing.
Saavi: u dont know yet
me: ok. bt i guessed it
9 minutes later
me: so u busy? seem to be in hot mood today :P can i repeat that nipple question then?
Saavi: no. dont ever try.
i m in imvu, just chatted with a nice guy.
me: nice :D what he says? so that i can be nice too.
Saavi: he doesnt talk of sex.
me: obviously.
Saavi: we ask questions abt each other's work, studies, everyday things, we care abt each other's feelings n requirements n act cautiously
me: isnt it boring?
Saavi: oh no
me: ok gotta go lunch. u ve ur nice guy. cu after half an hour.
Saavi: yeah ok. we talked like 15 mins. u dont need to talk whole day there cos people keep coming. n u cant talk to 20.
half hour later
me: bt i ve got only U :)
26th October, 2007
me: helo
Saavi: hello
me: where wer u whole day? i hope i didnt hurt u :)
Saavi: first i didnt get what u said when u came
me: ya, then boss came n i could not answer bfro u gott off line.
5 minutes later
Saavi: so say now
me: sorry again. sm printing work. hold
25 minutes later
me: so what u asked?
Saavi: whatever u said when u came
me: just kidding, dont mind. i was biting n licking ur ear at 5 am, in dreams, obviously.
Saavi: i see
me: so why u said sorry then? thought u r angry again like the day i called u bitch :P
Saavi: do u care at all if i mind or what i like
me: i do. tell me.
hello saavi..
Saavi: nothing to tell
me: why so? think i really hurt u
Saavi: i kind of lost wish to speak
me: dont say that. whats wrong? did u get geographical women joke?
Saavi: havent read it
me: then go on now:) interesting.
Saavi: no, not right now
me: bad luck all day :)
as u please, i ll try to care what u like.
Saavi: its up to u. just if u dont, i'll just wont talk, but u decide what to do.
me: i did. i ll take care what u like :)
Saavi: as u wish
me: so u ll chat na?
9 minutes later
Saavi: yeah i will
me: thnks. got ur language mail, bt no head phone here.
Saavi: yes
me: whats in there?
Saavi: its funny. there r 3 links i think. about learning english n french
me: then? u urself asked that day what i saw in dreams so i said today
Saavi: got it. one of the links is why to study french n not english. another is a funny guy with french accent trying to learn to pronounce correct.
me: why to study french , as he says?
Saavi: u can see it, as there r subtitles n u can read it. the speaker speaks in french so no use to hear it.
me: is it the first one? no its the second. i opened only the first.
busy?
Saavi: phone
me: or no wish to speak?
thank God
5 minutes later
me: so tell me wht made u lose wish to speak. plz.
jigisha also went like that today, lost in shares too. real bad day
Saavi: cos ur not acting nice to my views. i mean from my point of view n also in imvu met one terribly handsome guy to whom i chat almost all the time. no time for others :)
me: i hate him. tell him go for today, now its my turn.
no one in office. dont wanna leave early to stay alone at home :)
wht does he talk?
Saavi: husband is coming soon. n i have class starting soon, english one.
me: i hate that guy too, whom u teach.
Saavi: haha :)
me: will u come tomorro?
Saavi: no im going to see my aunt for the weekend
me: no sleep tonight, thinking bout tomorrow with no u.
Saavi: i usually dont come on weekdays. u know it.
me: i just keep hoping :) maybe from aunt's home?
Saavi: no she doesnt have pc
me: so for whole the 2 days u ll be there only?
Saavi: im going, mystudent came. see u
me: see u good night.
wont tell bout dreams :) bt will come they :)
waiting for monday 12 noon.
Saturday, 30 January 2010
Friday, 29 January 2010
its showing !!
24th October, 2007
me: sorry for ystrdy
Saavi: yeah u have to
me: bt one of my colleague told he has sm work in my area so he could drop me n i guide him. so i had to leave
Saavi: that is not a prob
me: i guessed so :P bt u talk like mummy :)
Saavi: cos ur one big child
me: i know, i still want to live child life :)
Saavi: this is not what girls like. they like men.
me: i dont care.
Saavi: then suffer the consequences
me: why suffer? hw?
Saavi: its for suffering, not for enjoying :)
me: what ? being child?
Saavi: not caring what women like
me: i care. bt its just that being man has ruined my life. everyone's out for it :)
Saavi: it cant ruin ur life
me: IT HAS since last 7 years or so.
12 minutes later
Saavi: do u think its bcos ur being a man?
me: physically i m. by birth. bt its the attitude that matters. n i cant help it. i m what i m.
Saavi: if u wanna be what ur then its ok. if u see there s something u wanna change then do it, cos we r supposed to perfect ourselves thru whole life. u cannot say im like this, n stay like that whole life.
me: i dont know u got it or not. bt i said, " i want to be child like " n not that i m :)
Saavi: to me u r. maybe im too mature :) old granny
me: thats true as u dont talk sex :P
Saavi: again u prove my view
me: children dont talk sex
Saavi: anything above 14 can talk
15 minutes later
me: ok, i lose again, mummy :D
Saavi: forget it
7 minutes later
me: dont mind, just kiding :) cu later. m hungry again.
25 minutes later
me: bak
Saavi: ок
me: diff font. hw u get it?
10 minutes later
me: hello
Saavi: havent got another font.
me: bt ur ok is diff. then mine, check.
Saavi: no its same
me: ur k is like a roman letter where both the height of slant line of k is at the same height as the straight line
Saavi: well here no change
31 minutes later
me: hold on. Boss.
Saavi: k
11 minutes later
me: i said hi to archna n she went off line : (
Saavi: its showing
me: hw? shes bak. let me see.
Saavi: k
me: no reply as yet.
Saavi: :D
me: still no ans.
6 minutes later
Saavi: am not surprised
me: she s online bt no reply.
Saavi: its indicative very much for the one who wants to see.
me: still im hopeful :P
Saavi: hope dies last :)
me: hope is life :) i can rely on 1 per cent hope :)
11 minutes later
me: i said hi n hello. now what?
Saavi: to her
me: ya
Saavi: ask her u dont want to talk to me?
me: also sorry bfore all that. asked. u know when i asked her hw she looks, she said
once again she went off :)
Saavi: what she said when u asked her how she looked?
me: she said i m ugly :D
so only dogs support elderly in east :) should i forward that mail to her?
Saavi: up to u
16 minutes later
me: sorry. boss alert. had to leave.
me: sorry for ystrdy
Saavi: yeah u have to
me: bt one of my colleague told he has sm work in my area so he could drop me n i guide him. so i had to leave
Saavi: that is not a prob
me: i guessed so :P bt u talk like mummy :)
Saavi: cos ur one big child
me: i know, i still want to live child life :)
Saavi: this is not what girls like. they like men.
me: i dont care.
Saavi: then suffer the consequences
me: why suffer? hw?
Saavi: its for suffering, not for enjoying :)
me: what ? being child?
Saavi: not caring what women like
me: i care. bt its just that being man has ruined my life. everyone's out for it :)
Saavi: it cant ruin ur life
me: IT HAS since last 7 years or so.
12 minutes later
Saavi: do u think its bcos ur being a man?
me: physically i m. by birth. bt its the attitude that matters. n i cant help it. i m what i m.
Saavi: if u wanna be what ur then its ok. if u see there s something u wanna change then do it, cos we r supposed to perfect ourselves thru whole life. u cannot say im like this, n stay like that whole life.
me: i dont know u got it or not. bt i said, " i want to be child like " n not that i m :)
Saavi: to me u r. maybe im too mature :) old granny
me: thats true as u dont talk sex :P
Saavi: again u prove my view
me: children dont talk sex
Saavi: anything above 14 can talk
15 minutes later
me: ok, i lose again, mummy :D
Saavi: forget it
7 minutes later
me: dont mind, just kiding :) cu later. m hungry again.
25 minutes later
me: bak
Saavi: ок
me: diff font. hw u get it?
10 minutes later
me: hello
Saavi: havent got another font.
me: bt ur ok is diff. then mine, check.
Saavi: no its same
me: ur k is like a roman letter where both the height of slant line of k is at the same height as the straight line
Saavi: well here no change
31 minutes later
me: hold on. Boss.
Saavi: k
11 minutes later
me: i said hi to archna n she went off line : (
Saavi: its showing
me: hw? shes bak. let me see.
Saavi: k
me: no reply as yet.
Saavi: :D
me: still no ans.
6 minutes later
Saavi: am not surprised
me: she s online bt no reply.
Saavi: its indicative very much for the one who wants to see.
me: still im hopeful :P
Saavi: hope dies last :)
me: hope is life :) i can rely on 1 per cent hope :)
11 minutes later
me: i said hi n hello. now what?
Saavi: to her
me: ya
Saavi: ask her u dont want to talk to me?
me: also sorry bfore all that. asked. u know when i asked her hw she looks, she said
once again she went off :)
Saavi: what she said when u asked her how she looked?
me: she said i m ugly :D
so only dogs support elderly in east :) should i forward that mail to her?
Saavi: up to u
16 minutes later
me: sorry. boss alert. had to leave.
Thursday, 28 January 2010
ur the one who has to sell himself
23rd October, 2007
me: HELLO
Saavi: hi
me: good figure :P
Saavi: really?
me: was it ur younger bro?
Saavi: yes
me: only thing missing is ur unclear face again :)
Saavi: yeah i've got this comments from others too. but still its somewhat seen.
me: very much, can see ur curve. n tongure too.
Saavi: whats tongure
me: remove r. sadly,
Saavi: what? if u said anything after i asked u whats tongure i havent got it.
me: i said remover r. spelling mistake n then i said without looking into eyes images is not complete. rather its no image at all ;)
Saavi: ah ok got it
25 minutes later
me: hello busy?
k then, cu after lunch, me too hungry.
45 minutes later
me: hi
Saavi: hi
me: what i said last n u dint reply?
Saavi: whether i got ur mails. yeah i got them
me: and?
Saavi: kucch nahi. what and?
me: reaction s? n if u got those ads.?
Saavi: havent checked yet.
me: yeah, busy huh? me watching ur toilets.
Saavi: nice arent they?
me: best is england, new york also good. bt whts in india?
7 minutes later
Saavi: i dont know. Why?
16 minutes later
me: coz u forwarded, i didnt underestand what the pic means.
Saavi: i also. here r ticks on it. but why, i dont know
me: to hurt. what else?
Saavi: well maybe
me: thats unfair, insulting, isnt it?
Saavi: no i wouldnt say so.
me: why?
Saavi: there is nothing insulting
me: ok wht bout ur nipple?
Saavi: u dont wanna make me angry
me: sorry, i thought u were not very attentive, so :D
Saavi: so u wanted to check if it'll work this time
me: maybe :P dont mind. just kidding.
Saavi: right. i asked u yesterday what happened when u went to see a girl for marriage.
me: yeah, she was ugly :(
Saavi: her face or body?
me: face first, body was average that i dont mind. bt face too below avg.
Saavi: hmm so u said no.
me: readily.
Saavi: ok
me: was M.A. first class. btw in Hindi.
Saavi: thats cool. hindi is also good but anyway she is out of question now right?
me: ya, i need from commercial background i think. not art or science.
Saavi: dont u think ur starting again with too many requirements? is she going to sell something or be ur wife?
me: whts wrong?
Saavi: its wrong.
me: at least she can sell herself to me :P
Saavi: the americanized indian stuff was good, the adds - got all but the last.
me: for marriage thats it :P
Saavi: ur mad. ur the one who has to sell himself.
me: whats last?
Saavi: the pfizer one
me: all have to, i know.
its bout viagra i think, bt didnt get many of others.
Saavi: well pfizer is manufacturer of viagra, but dont know what it has to do with remembering what day it is. let me know what u didnt get n i can tel u.
me: give me the link
hello
14 minutes later
me: use of jelly? lubricant? package? missionary position? our privates? hooteres?
Saavi: everything is related to sex. our privates is private parts. package is men's equipment down there. u must know lubricnt and jelly and missionary position.
me: NO, i dont know.
Saavi: jelly n lub r used for lubricating the private parts b4 sex, missionary position is one sex pose n i think u r asking me this just to make me say it, otherwise u know it.
me: frankly, i could imagine it, bt wanted to knw whether my guess is right or not :)
Saavi: i see
me: btw missonary is which position :P
Saavi: its the traditional one, the man over the woman.
me: thats why the name?
Saavi: yes
me: ok bt why missionary? i mean its related to church, na?
Saavi: cos missionaries were supposed to be the most strict in assuming sex is not for fun but for new generation n they would have sex in the least sexy position. so its considered the basic position.
me: good answer, thanks.
Saavi: it was b4, and applied just to missionaries. people who work with religion.
11 minutes later
me: so the all the indians r working as missionary :D
8 minutes later
me: didnt get, wht u said?
Saavi: nothing
me: nipple?
Saavi: u went out when i was about to say..
yaar, if u mention this one more time, i will not talk to u any more, got it?
me: n u too. if call me yaar :(
6 minutes later
Saavi: ok sorry electricity gone for 5 mins
me: thought u got angry.
so cu. sm1 is giving lift to home :) good night.
Saavi: ok bye
24th October, 2007
me: dont say bye, say cu again.
me: HELLO
Saavi: hi
me: good figure :P
Saavi: really?
me: was it ur younger bro?
Saavi: yes
me: only thing missing is ur unclear face again :)
Saavi: yeah i've got this comments from others too. but still its somewhat seen.
me: very much, can see ur curve. n tongure too.
Saavi: whats tongure
me: remove r. sadly,
Saavi: what? if u said anything after i asked u whats tongure i havent got it.
me: i said remover r. spelling mistake n then i said without looking into eyes images is not complete. rather its no image at all ;)
Saavi: ah ok got it
25 minutes later
me: hello busy?
k then, cu after lunch, me too hungry.
45 minutes later
me: hi
Saavi: hi
me: what i said last n u dint reply?
Saavi: whether i got ur mails. yeah i got them
me: and?
Saavi: kucch nahi. what and?
me: reaction s? n if u got those ads.?
Saavi: havent checked yet.
me: yeah, busy huh? me watching ur toilets.
Saavi: nice arent they?
me: best is england, new york also good. bt whts in india?
7 minutes later
Saavi: i dont know. Why?
16 minutes later
me: coz u forwarded, i didnt underestand what the pic means.
Saavi: i also. here r ticks on it. but why, i dont know
me: to hurt. what else?
Saavi: well maybe
me: thats unfair, insulting, isnt it?
Saavi: no i wouldnt say so.
me: why?
Saavi: there is nothing insulting
me: ok wht bout ur nipple?
Saavi: u dont wanna make me angry
me: sorry, i thought u were not very attentive, so :D
Saavi: so u wanted to check if it'll work this time
me: maybe :P dont mind. just kidding.
Saavi: right. i asked u yesterday what happened when u went to see a girl for marriage.
me: yeah, she was ugly :(
Saavi: her face or body?
me: face first, body was average that i dont mind. bt face too below avg.
Saavi: hmm so u said no.
me: readily.
Saavi: ok
me: was M.A. first class. btw in Hindi.
Saavi: thats cool. hindi is also good but anyway she is out of question now right?
me: ya, i need from commercial background i think. not art or science.
Saavi: dont u think ur starting again with too many requirements? is she going to sell something or be ur wife?
me: whts wrong?
Saavi: its wrong.
me: at least she can sell herself to me :P
Saavi: the americanized indian stuff was good, the adds - got all but the last.
me: for marriage thats it :P
Saavi: ur mad. ur the one who has to sell himself.
me: whats last?
Saavi: the pfizer one
me: all have to, i know.
its bout viagra i think, bt didnt get many of others.
Saavi: well pfizer is manufacturer of viagra, but dont know what it has to do with remembering what day it is. let me know what u didnt get n i can tel u.
me: give me the link
hello
14 minutes later
me: use of jelly? lubricant? package? missionary position? our privates? hooteres?
Saavi: everything is related to sex. our privates is private parts. package is men's equipment down there. u must know lubricnt and jelly and missionary position.
me: NO, i dont know.
Saavi: jelly n lub r used for lubricating the private parts b4 sex, missionary position is one sex pose n i think u r asking me this just to make me say it, otherwise u know it.
me: frankly, i could imagine it, bt wanted to knw whether my guess is right or not :)
Saavi: i see
me: btw missonary is which position :P
Saavi: its the traditional one, the man over the woman.
me: thats why the name?
Saavi: yes
me: ok bt why missionary? i mean its related to church, na?
Saavi: cos missionaries were supposed to be the most strict in assuming sex is not for fun but for new generation n they would have sex in the least sexy position. so its considered the basic position.
me: good answer, thanks.
Saavi: it was b4, and applied just to missionaries. people who work with religion.
11 minutes later
me: so the all the indians r working as missionary :D
8 minutes later
me: didnt get, wht u said?
Saavi: nothing
me: nipple?
Saavi: u went out when i was about to say..
yaar, if u mention this one more time, i will not talk to u any more, got it?
me: n u too. if call me yaar :(
6 minutes later
Saavi: ok sorry electricity gone for 5 mins
me: thought u got angry.
so cu. sm1 is giving lift to home :) good night.
Saavi: ok bye
24th October, 2007
me: dont say bye, say cu again.
Monday, 25 January 2010
sunke hi shock lagta hai..
21st November, 2008
me: fir se puja :)
pooja: uff fir se tum
me: bt i smiled
pooja: hmm y?
me: happy to see u
pooja: hmm still in office?
me: no re. frm café.
pooja: ohh kitna chat karte ho
me: will b in baroda tomorrow, so 2 din no chatting.
pooja: hmm y?
me: at home. abhi treatment chalu hai, to see doc.
pooja: kyu? kya hua?
jane do thnk u r busy. carry on. bye
me: nahi. just posts dekh raha tha pj me.
pooja: oh den aaj kal kya chal rha hai PJ mai?
me: u can read ur self. wo sameena thi na
pooja: nope
me: kal uska bf aa gaya tha
pooja: i dnt visit der. wat?
me: dono lad rahe the ek thread me.
pooja: waah kya publicity stunt hai
me: wo mana raha tha usko :D usne kaha i love sameena. to maine bhi bol diya i lov ruby too. then he said bt
pooja: hmm
me: i love her more :D
pooja: wah. tum toh uska brkup karwaounge he.
me: bt she said nthng to me :D aaj maine use bol diya. if she's bf
pooja: kya
me: i wont flirt with her
pooja: hmm
me: she said "ok"
pooja: tum kab sudhronge re
me: lolz thnkyu bhi boli muje :P
pooja: hmm wow aapki toh chandi hai boss
me: bt i dont like if there's other man
pooja: haha hmm self esteem naam k koi cheez hai
me: yeah nd as she herself said its her bf. fir to i shud leave
pooja: hm nice. boss ek baat puchu?
me: puchho puchho
pooja: aapki koi gf nahi hai kya? ya koi past mai...the k nhi
me: nahi hai nahi thi nd no hope too :( coz shaadi ka time ho gaya na
pooja: hmm vishwas nhi hota
me: muje actually baat karna nahi aata. i get nervous.
pooja: ohhh woh toh hai. pehli baat sidhe abusive ho jaate ho. second flirttttt and last............. u knw
me: are practically to main kuchh baat hi nahi karta, flirt kahan karu :D
pooja: hmm i cnt bleve.
me: thts a fact
pooja: hmm jhutttttt
me: wish i was like wat u think
pooja: hmm like?
me: flirt and direct :P
pooja: huh means i m flirt?? how mean
me: baby its nt bout u. i mean u think i m flirt.
pooja: den wt u men
me: bt i want to be actually jaise chat karta hu
pooja: hmm
me: vaise main practically behave nai kar pata
pooja: means actually ur the same. ***...ke he baate karte ho
me: main to pure din me ek bhi ladki se baat tak nai karta
pooja: net pe sab se kya
me: ha to
pooja: sheee
me: jo real life me nai milta
pooja: gande bad. nt gud
me: to kya baat karni chahie :D
pooja: tumhe kya aise he milti hai kya sab?
me: nahi to
pooja: lag toh rha hai
me: maine ahmedabad ki kitni ladki ko request kari. no one accepts. i mean in orkut, not personally.
pooja: kya request kari?
me: frnd. pehle frnd to bane baad me aage badh sakte hai na ;) bt its tough
pooja: hahha
me: hanso meri badnaseebi pe. ek jawan ladka without a gf or wife or mistress :D
pooja: hmm aise baat nhi hai. i m nt laughing.
me: to bolo kaise milegi ?
pooja: aise toh i m also single. bt i dnt mean wt u thought
me: main to daily soap jaisa hu. roj shaam 7 baje ghar pe telecast :D
pooja: ohh
me: so
pooja: nthing leave it.. dinr ho gaya
me: ho gaya tera?
pooja: nahi
me: wy? moti ho rahi ho :P
pooja: hahha woh kabhi nhi hoga.
me: good. to fir kyu nahi khaya ?
pooja: itne jaldi?
me: to aisa bol na
pooja: haha
me: k tera time nhi hua
pooja: actlly mujhe bhuk kaam he lagti hai
me: main yahan tension le raha hu puja ko kya hua hoga. bechari ne khana ku nahi khaya :D
pooja: hahhaa aree aise baat nai re. fir aaj ka kya menu hua?
me: mera to wohi sadela tiffin. kuchh khas nai.
pooja: aree sadela?? aise nai kehte. buri baat.
me: to kya kahu, ek to thanda upar se fika.
pooja: hmm kaisa b ho bhuke toh nai rehte na
me: :x
pooja: gussa kyu?
me: wat do u mean ?
pooja: i mean kaisa ho food is food.
me: muje koi khaas fark nai padta.
pooja: hmm galat baat
me: bas taste ganda na lage.
pooja: haan woh toh hai. hmm khud sikh lo na
me: ab tumhe batana hi padega raaz :P
pooja: kaisa raaz
me: yehi ki mere paas..
pooja: kya
me: yehi k mere paas lpg cylinder nahi hai :D
pooja: hahhaa
me: connection ka process u see long hai
pooja: hmm haan woh toh hai bt health se badhkar nhi
me: its on
pooja: kya
me: process
pooja: hahhaa kabhi toh karna padenga he na.
3 minutes later
me: kahan gum ho jaati ho?
pooja: der? aree
me: mera 1 ghanta khatam hone ko hai
pooja: 10PM k baad net free hai na isliye wapas restarrt karna padta hai
me: ok ok main soch raha tha
pooja: oh gud tum sochte b ho
me: :x
m a thought ful person :P time up
pooja: hmm really
me: see ya good night sweet dreams dont be naughty
pooja: bye
me: sleep alone
pooja: tc sd gn
me: dream bout me
pooja: hahha and u?
26th November, 2008
me: heyl puji
pooja: still missing someone? (for my status message “Miss You”)
me: very busy studying ?
pooja: hiesss bosswaa.. yup 1st se exm hai na isliye
me: haa kitne din se chat nai hui :(
pooja: hmm aapke trip kaise rahi?
me: kon si trip ??
pooja: aap kahi toh gye the na?
me: tum puja hi ho na :D
pooja: haan baba
me: kaisi trip
pooja: tumne kaha tha na 2 days ol nhi aaounge. kahi toh jaane ka plan hai...i dnt knw the exact place
me: oh wo to baroda gaya tha doctor ko dikhane aur mom ko dekhne :D
pooja: ohh bhul gye the kya?
me: nahi re bt u said trip thts wy
pooja: haan re ohhh
me: mom to kehti hai k main up down karu office k liye. bt i dont like it
pooja: ohhhhhhh bapre 3 hrs roz
me: daily 6 hours train me
pooja: ohhh sunke he shock lagta hai
me: wohi to
pooja: danger
me: baad me kuchh karne ka time nahi reh sakta
pooja: yaa right
me: uth k office and pahunchke so jao :D
pooja: chal bye tc see yaa buh bieee
me: fir aana jarur
pooja: pata nhi. dekhti hun. padhna jo hai
me: ok
pooja: hmm
me: see ya
pooja: ok bye tc
me: fir se puja :)
pooja: uff fir se tum
me: bt i smiled
pooja: hmm y?
me: happy to see u
pooja: hmm still in office?
me: no re. frm café.
pooja: ohh kitna chat karte ho
me: will b in baroda tomorrow, so 2 din no chatting.
pooja: hmm y?
me: at home. abhi treatment chalu hai, to see doc.
pooja: kyu? kya hua?
jane do thnk u r busy. carry on. bye
me: nahi. just posts dekh raha tha pj me.
pooja: oh den aaj kal kya chal rha hai PJ mai?
me: u can read ur self. wo sameena thi na
pooja: nope
me: kal uska bf aa gaya tha
pooja: i dnt visit der. wat?
me: dono lad rahe the ek thread me.
pooja: waah kya publicity stunt hai
me: wo mana raha tha usko :D usne kaha i love sameena. to maine bhi bol diya i lov ruby too. then he said bt
pooja: hmm
me: i love her more :D
pooja: wah. tum toh uska brkup karwaounge he.
me: bt she said nthng to me :D aaj maine use bol diya. if she's bf
pooja: kya
me: i wont flirt with her
pooja: hmm
me: she said "ok"
pooja: tum kab sudhronge re
me: lolz thnkyu bhi boli muje :P
pooja: hmm wow aapki toh chandi hai boss
me: bt i dont like if there's other man
pooja: haha hmm self esteem naam k koi cheez hai
me: yeah nd as she herself said its her bf. fir to i shud leave
pooja: hm nice. boss ek baat puchu?
me: puchho puchho
pooja: aapki koi gf nahi hai kya? ya koi past mai...the k nhi
me: nahi hai nahi thi nd no hope too :( coz shaadi ka time ho gaya na
pooja: hmm vishwas nhi hota
me: muje actually baat karna nahi aata. i get nervous.
pooja: ohhh woh toh hai. pehli baat sidhe abusive ho jaate ho. second flirttttt and last............. u knw
me: are practically to main kuchh baat hi nahi karta, flirt kahan karu :D
pooja: hmm i cnt bleve.
me: thts a fact
pooja: hmm jhutttttt
me: wish i was like wat u think
pooja: hmm like?
me: flirt and direct :P
pooja: huh means i m flirt?? how mean
me: baby its nt bout u. i mean u think i m flirt.
pooja: den wt u men
me: bt i want to be actually jaise chat karta hu
pooja: hmm
me: vaise main practically behave nai kar pata
pooja: means actually ur the same. ***...ke he baate karte ho
me: main to pure din me ek bhi ladki se baat tak nai karta
pooja: net pe sab se kya
me: ha to
pooja: sheee
me: jo real life me nai milta
pooja: gande bad. nt gud
me: to kya baat karni chahie :D
pooja: tumhe kya aise he milti hai kya sab?
me: nahi to
pooja: lag toh rha hai
me: maine ahmedabad ki kitni ladki ko request kari. no one accepts. i mean in orkut, not personally.
pooja: kya request kari?
me: frnd. pehle frnd to bane baad me aage badh sakte hai na ;) bt its tough
pooja: hahha
me: hanso meri badnaseebi pe. ek jawan ladka without a gf or wife or mistress :D
pooja: hmm aise baat nhi hai. i m nt laughing.
me: to bolo kaise milegi ?
pooja: aise toh i m also single. bt i dnt mean wt u thought
me: main to daily soap jaisa hu. roj shaam 7 baje ghar pe telecast :D
pooja: ohh
me: so
pooja: nthing leave it.. dinr ho gaya
me: ho gaya tera?
pooja: nahi
me: wy? moti ho rahi ho :P
pooja: hahha woh kabhi nhi hoga.
me: good. to fir kyu nahi khaya ?
pooja: itne jaldi?
me: to aisa bol na
pooja: haha
me: k tera time nhi hua
pooja: actlly mujhe bhuk kaam he lagti hai
me: main yahan tension le raha hu puja ko kya hua hoga. bechari ne khana ku nahi khaya :D
pooja: hahhaa aree aise baat nai re. fir aaj ka kya menu hua?
me: mera to wohi sadela tiffin. kuchh khas nai.
pooja: aree sadela?? aise nai kehte. buri baat.
me: to kya kahu, ek to thanda upar se fika.
pooja: hmm kaisa b ho bhuke toh nai rehte na
me: :x
pooja: gussa kyu?
me: wat do u mean ?
pooja: i mean kaisa ho food is food.
me: muje koi khaas fark nai padta.
pooja: hmm galat baat
me: bas taste ganda na lage.
pooja: haan woh toh hai. hmm khud sikh lo na
me: ab tumhe batana hi padega raaz :P
pooja: kaisa raaz
me: yehi ki mere paas..
pooja: kya
me: yehi k mere paas lpg cylinder nahi hai :D
pooja: hahhaa
me: connection ka process u see long hai
pooja: hmm haan woh toh hai bt health se badhkar nhi
me: its on
pooja: kya
me: process
pooja: hahhaa kabhi toh karna padenga he na.
3 minutes later
me: kahan gum ho jaati ho?
pooja: der? aree
me: mera 1 ghanta khatam hone ko hai
pooja: 10PM k baad net free hai na isliye wapas restarrt karna padta hai
me: ok ok main soch raha tha
pooja: oh gud tum sochte b ho
me: :x
m a thought ful person :P time up
pooja: hmm really
me: see ya good night sweet dreams dont be naughty
pooja: bye
me: sleep alone
pooja: tc sd gn
me: dream bout me
pooja: hahha and u?
26th November, 2008
me: heyl puji
pooja: still missing someone? (for my status message “Miss You”)
me: very busy studying ?
pooja: hiesss bosswaa.. yup 1st se exm hai na isliye
me: haa kitne din se chat nai hui :(
pooja: hmm aapke trip kaise rahi?
me: kon si trip ??
pooja: aap kahi toh gye the na?
me: tum puja hi ho na :D
pooja: haan baba
me: kaisi trip
pooja: tumne kaha tha na 2 days ol nhi aaounge. kahi toh jaane ka plan hai...i dnt knw the exact place
me: oh wo to baroda gaya tha doctor ko dikhane aur mom ko dekhne :D
pooja: ohh bhul gye the kya?
me: nahi re bt u said trip thts wy
pooja: haan re ohhh
me: mom to kehti hai k main up down karu office k liye. bt i dont like it
pooja: ohhhhhhh bapre 3 hrs roz
me: daily 6 hours train me
pooja: ohhh sunke he shock lagta hai
me: wohi to
pooja: danger
me: baad me kuchh karne ka time nahi reh sakta
pooja: yaa right
me: uth k office and pahunchke so jao :D
pooja: chal bye tc see yaa buh bieee
me: fir aana jarur
pooja: pata nhi. dekhti hun. padhna jo hai
me: ok
pooja: hmm
me: see ya
pooja: ok bye tc
Saturday, 23 January 2010
thoda jyada nai ho gaya..
29th July, 2008
me: hii beautiful :)
Shilpa: hie..!
me: hw was ur day :)
Shilpa: gud..hw ws urs?
me: gud till nw, i messed affidavit bt i m nt crying :)
Shilpa: gud
me: btw i was reading rage of angels last night. i see that u call me Paresh the same way jeniffer calls her son Joshua!! isnt it :D ??
Shilpa: maine book padhi nahi hai abtak..m reading state of fear..
me: i remember u told me one day that u r reading it
Shilpa: ya bt i hv read 5 pages only..nd i switched to other book.. :D
me: i almost cried when she was to lose her son, as usual :D
Shilpa: lol k..
me: thats why i prefer thrillers :)
Shilpa: hmm..
me: i get emotional very fast, nw i wish rock on does well coz i love farhan akhtar :P
Shilpa: i lov farhan aktar too :)
me: in a different way :D
Shilpa: yup
me: so when can i hv a look at shilpa :)
Shilpa: see my new pic..
me: ohhoo is it you there ?
Shilpa: yup..kal hi toh lagayi thi.. :P
me: nw i ll be calling u sexy, nt beautiful :P
Shilpa: O_o
me: means ??
Shilpa: :O
me: didnt get yet :( anwy why do all men like fair ladies :P
let them alone for me :D
Shilpa: wht? hey farhan is 34 yrs old..
me: i meant i ve to marry smone fair or at least wheatish
ya, farhan was enjoying his dad's money till 30 yrs :D
Shilpa: lol rite..still he sounds so innocent.. :)
me: like me :P im 28 bt just like a baby :D
i fight with smone one day the next day i laugh with him :)
Shilpa: hmm... m still in d shock...hw come hez 34.. :
damn ..why i like older men..
me: i guess u like to b protected, hw s ur relaction with dad :)
phone ?
Shilpa: yup sry
me: im used to :) no sorry needed.
Shilpa: so..watchu doing?
me: lol office office :D just waiting to break down since last 8 years :D
Shilpa: office main..kya karing? :P
me: bt i guess i wont ever :P
kaam batau to bore ho jaogi :D
Shilpa: m already bored..dear..
me: wht u like doing when u r bored ? i think of only sex :P
Shilpa: i like to do nothin..par phir se bore ho jati hoon..dunno why bt i easily get bored
me: see i m wrking on accounts matter with electronics degree. think bout my mental state :(
Shilpa: ahh...not gud thing..
me: hope to get transferred soon still i ll be going to another section of office only :D
Shilpa: nice
me: vaise electronics me kuchh jyada aata nahi :D god knws mera kya hoga
sorry sorry btw dont u at all like ur class mates or same age guys :P
Shilpa: yea..once i had a crush on 1 guy..who ws in ma class par woh bhi 12th k last days main..after 12th we lost contact..
me: so u talked or dated :P
Shilpa: nah still he dnt kw dat thing....we were aisehi knowin each other..bas kabhi kabhi baat karte the..
me: yeah this happens. u r very bold otherwise.
bt when u really like smone u feel ashamed :P
Shilpa: actually d thing is...see if u really like someone...it gives u grt feeling..its jus for u..
me: excuse me. plz hold on half hour :)
Shilpa: sure
10 minutes later
Shilpa: actually d thing is...see if u really like someone...it gives u grt feeling..its u who thinks..k dat person is v sweet. its jus for u..nd its nt like k i ws ashamed...muze sach main nai batana tha..coz i ws nt really into dating things..
11 minutes later
me: jsut 2 min. i ve to burn a cd
ok i too dont knw what to do on date :D i m more into discussing my day in evening with wife :P
Shilpa: hmm..
me: bt for me its fact tht i get nervous if i like the girl really. when i was in school i just cudnt talk to any girl. guess too much sex thoughts made me nervous like hell :D
Shilpa: in school days? sex thoughts ..really?
me: few girls tried to contact me by asking for notes etc bt i was totally out of those things.
Shilpa: gud
me: nd the nervousness i cudnt get then, nw i think it was due to sex only. i cudnt think anthng else :D
nd tht made me shy against them :P
Shilpa: interesting...k chal m off nw..
me: fir se galti kar di. i m too inexperienced to judge what women wnt :(
Shilpa: nah nt ur fault..i hv to go..
me: kahan ? bf ?
Shilpa: nah ek frnd k saath jana hai..shopping. nd its raining :D
me: tum log kitni shopping karti ho? kya logi aaj :P
Shilpa: nah nt for me.. bt gud idea..dekhti hoon...lol
me: hv a diamond necklace and sexy saari :P chiffon. whats ur bra size :P
Shilpa: lolz..dear break laga..
me: if u were in front of me
Shilpa: thoda jyada nai hogaya..
me: i cud hv shown u. nahi abhi to bra ki baat hai, andar nahi gaye na :D
Shilpa: ah..dat ws unpredictable..
me: dont like surprizes :P
Shilpa: "itsmeparesh: if u were in front of me : i cud hv shown u" ??
me: that u cant resist me :P wht u thought ?
Shilpa: nothin
me: so
Shilpa: so so?
me: wht bout the size then :D
see my wife or say would be wife is so possessive bout me that no girl or lady can come near without her consent so i ve no way to prove :( nd anwy i m older nw
Shilpa: so?
me: the drive is lesser i guess. maybe due to avoiding masturbation for 3 yrs :P
Shilpa: hell!! ur on fire..nw shut up..!
me: i ve to practice again :D
sorrry baby :) i cant help it in evening :(
Shilpa: wats wid u..? ho kya gaya hai?
me: batana padega kya :D btw say one thing, wht kind of men u like ?
Shilpa: bt..why..maine aisa toh kuch nai kaha...
me: u like farhaan thts confusing :P he's cute plus hot also
Shilpa: k.. r u ok now?
me: nt actually bt i dont think u like that stuff to talk :D
Shilpa: bt its really funny..suddenly kya hua tuze?..maine aisa kuch toh nahi kaha tha..
me: wht ? i ve no idea what u r asking ? in wht reference ?
Shilpa: ohhk..den gud hai...finally..ma normal paresh is here.. so bye nw
me: just call me paresh once :) please :P
Shilpa: Paresshh!!
me: hw sexy :P bbye good night :)
Shilpa: ws it sexy..kya sach main..? lolz..
me: u see calling me by my name makes me feel like closer to each other. u cant imagine a person who has no contact with any girl except sister or mother :) that feeling is rather emotional, nt physical :)
Shilpa: so if nyone call ur name u feel d same..or its just for now ? :P
me: nt boys for sure :D girls, yes bt chosen ones.
Shilpa: k so why me..? :P
me: kya kahu ? maybe 6 th sense :P
Shilpa: ah. ok.. again unpredictable..
me: actually i like intelligent ppl in general. thats one thing.
Shilpa: hmm..k
me: dumb girls never attract :D
Shilpa: good night ☺
me: dont go na
Shilpa: hmm..for few seconds.. :P
bolo :)
me: achha jao… bolo sunke mera mood kharab ho gaya :(
Shilpa: k sry for spoiling ur mood ;)
me: i m too touchy.
Shilpa: may be
so..time for me to go...? lolz
me: lets nt get in sex again :) u r acting like smone on duty :D
boss ur time is up :P nw go to ur home and follow ur boss, means ur wife's orders :D
Shilpa: tk cr..cya..lov u!
me: i love u too, 3, 4 ...........952642266 :P
to be continued :)
Shilpa: dnt gv me dat no again. is dat ok?
me: ?? thats not mobile no., see 9 digits r there :D
it was a count :D joke wassted :(
Shilpa: yea..seriously..total waste..
me: my no. is 9********* :D
Shilpa: nd dis thing too
me: why ?
Shilpa: waste hai..
me: bt why? hw did u knw the connection of waste with me :D
Shilpa: hmm...
me: ok then ?
Shilpa: nothin
me: nothin is really tough to understand :P
there shud be a nothin guide, explaining the meaning of nothin in various moods and situations :D
anwy u still love me as a Friend :)
Shilpa: yeh i do
me: i mean as a FRIEND ??
Shilpa: ya as a friend
me: ok. so still to wrk more :)
Shilpa: why..wat u thot?
me: nothin lol
Shilpa: k
me: its kind of great feeling if u get smone really like u. smone who cant live without u one day, isnt it ?
Shilpa: smone who cant live without u one day" ws i for me?
no..rite?
me: i said in general, i wish to get sm girl who cant live without me.
dreaming huh ? is it possible ?
Shilpa: u wnt a gal..who cant live without u??
me: sure bt she must be good enough ok :D
Shilpa: ah..dunno it is possible or not..
me: quite possible only hitch is if she has the qualities or not.
Shilpa: bt i wnt a nice guy..without him i cant live..aisi situation chahiye..
me: i m nice. nd btw wht i m taught is be tough, independent , not weak so i ve no right to like someone
so much :(
so the network strikes again :D
bbye : )
me: hii beautiful :)
Shilpa: hie..!
me: hw was ur day :)
Shilpa: gud..hw ws urs?
me: gud till nw, i messed affidavit bt i m nt crying :)
Shilpa: gud
me: btw i was reading rage of angels last night. i see that u call me Paresh the same way jeniffer calls her son Joshua!! isnt it :D ??
Shilpa: maine book padhi nahi hai abtak..m reading state of fear..
me: i remember u told me one day that u r reading it
Shilpa: ya bt i hv read 5 pages only..nd i switched to other book.. :D
me: i almost cried when she was to lose her son, as usual :D
Shilpa: lol k..
me: thats why i prefer thrillers :)
Shilpa: hmm..
me: i get emotional very fast, nw i wish rock on does well coz i love farhan akhtar :P
Shilpa: i lov farhan aktar too :)
me: in a different way :D
Shilpa: yup
me: so when can i hv a look at shilpa :)
Shilpa: see my new pic..
me: ohhoo is it you there ?
Shilpa: yup..kal hi toh lagayi thi.. :P
me: nw i ll be calling u sexy, nt beautiful :P
Shilpa: O_o
me: means ??
Shilpa: :O
me: didnt get yet :( anwy why do all men like fair ladies :P
let them alone for me :D
Shilpa: wht? hey farhan is 34 yrs old..
me: i meant i ve to marry smone fair or at least wheatish
ya, farhan was enjoying his dad's money till 30 yrs :D
Shilpa: lol rite..still he sounds so innocent.. :)
me: like me :P im 28 bt just like a baby :D
i fight with smone one day the next day i laugh with him :)
Shilpa: hmm... m still in d shock...hw come hez 34.. :
damn ..why i like older men..
me: i guess u like to b protected, hw s ur relaction with dad :)
phone ?
Shilpa: yup sry
me: im used to :) no sorry needed.
Shilpa: so..watchu doing?
me: lol office office :D just waiting to break down since last 8 years :D
Shilpa: office main..kya karing? :P
me: bt i guess i wont ever :P
kaam batau to bore ho jaogi :D
Shilpa: m already bored..dear..
me: wht u like doing when u r bored ? i think of only sex :P
Shilpa: i like to do nothin..par phir se bore ho jati hoon..dunno why bt i easily get bored
me: see i m wrking on accounts matter with electronics degree. think bout my mental state :(
Shilpa: ahh...not gud thing..
me: hope to get transferred soon still i ll be going to another section of office only :D
Shilpa: nice
me: vaise electronics me kuchh jyada aata nahi :D god knws mera kya hoga
sorry sorry btw dont u at all like ur class mates or same age guys :P
Shilpa: yea..once i had a crush on 1 guy..who ws in ma class par woh bhi 12th k last days main..after 12th we lost contact..
me: so u talked or dated :P
Shilpa: nah still he dnt kw dat thing....we were aisehi knowin each other..bas kabhi kabhi baat karte the..
me: yeah this happens. u r very bold otherwise.
bt when u really like smone u feel ashamed :P
Shilpa: actually d thing is...see if u really like someone...it gives u grt feeling..its jus for u..
me: excuse me. plz hold on half hour :)
Shilpa: sure
10 minutes later
Shilpa: actually d thing is...see if u really like someone...it gives u grt feeling..its u who thinks..k dat person is v sweet. its jus for u..nd its nt like k i ws ashamed...muze sach main nai batana tha..coz i ws nt really into dating things..
11 minutes later
me: jsut 2 min. i ve to burn a cd
ok i too dont knw what to do on date :D i m more into discussing my day in evening with wife :P
Shilpa: hmm..
me: bt for me its fact tht i get nervous if i like the girl really. when i was in school i just cudnt talk to any girl. guess too much sex thoughts made me nervous like hell :D
Shilpa: in school days? sex thoughts ..really?
me: few girls tried to contact me by asking for notes etc bt i was totally out of those things.
Shilpa: gud
me: nd the nervousness i cudnt get then, nw i think it was due to sex only. i cudnt think anthng else :D
nd tht made me shy against them :P
Shilpa: interesting...k chal m off nw..
me: fir se galti kar di. i m too inexperienced to judge what women wnt :(
Shilpa: nah nt ur fault..i hv to go..
me: kahan ? bf ?
Shilpa: nah ek frnd k saath jana hai..shopping. nd its raining :D
me: tum log kitni shopping karti ho? kya logi aaj :P
Shilpa: nah nt for me.. bt gud idea..dekhti hoon...lol
me: hv a diamond necklace and sexy saari :P chiffon. whats ur bra size :P
Shilpa: lolz..dear break laga..
me: if u were in front of me
Shilpa: thoda jyada nai hogaya..
me: i cud hv shown u. nahi abhi to bra ki baat hai, andar nahi gaye na :D
Shilpa: ah..dat ws unpredictable..
me: dont like surprizes :P
Shilpa: "itsmeparesh: if u were in front of me : i cud hv shown u" ??
me: that u cant resist me :P wht u thought ?
Shilpa: nothin
me: so
Shilpa: so so?
me: wht bout the size then :D
see my wife or say would be wife is so possessive bout me that no girl or lady can come near without her consent so i ve no way to prove :( nd anwy i m older nw
Shilpa: so?
me: the drive is lesser i guess. maybe due to avoiding masturbation for 3 yrs :P
Shilpa: hell!! ur on fire..nw shut up..!
me: i ve to practice again :D
sorrry baby :) i cant help it in evening :(
Shilpa: wats wid u..? ho kya gaya hai?
me: batana padega kya :D btw say one thing, wht kind of men u like ?
Shilpa: bt..why..maine aisa toh kuch nai kaha...
me: u like farhaan thts confusing :P he's cute plus hot also
Shilpa: k.. r u ok now?
me: nt actually bt i dont think u like that stuff to talk :D
Shilpa: bt its really funny..suddenly kya hua tuze?..maine aisa kuch toh nahi kaha tha..
me: wht ? i ve no idea what u r asking ? in wht reference ?
Shilpa: ohhk..den gud hai...finally..ma normal paresh is here.. so bye nw
me: just call me paresh once :) please :P
Shilpa: Paresshh!!
me: hw sexy :P bbye good night :)
Shilpa: ws it sexy..kya sach main..? lolz..
me: u see calling me by my name makes me feel like closer to each other. u cant imagine a person who has no contact with any girl except sister or mother :) that feeling is rather emotional, nt physical :)
Shilpa: so if nyone call ur name u feel d same..or its just for now ? :P
me: nt boys for sure :D girls, yes bt chosen ones.
Shilpa: k so why me..? :P
me: kya kahu ? maybe 6 th sense :P
Shilpa: ah. ok.. again unpredictable..
me: actually i like intelligent ppl in general. thats one thing.
Shilpa: hmm..k
me: dumb girls never attract :D
Shilpa: good night ☺
me: dont go na
Shilpa: hmm..for few seconds.. :P
bolo :)
me: achha jao… bolo sunke mera mood kharab ho gaya :(
Shilpa: k sry for spoiling ur mood ;)
me: i m too touchy.
Shilpa: may be
so..time for me to go...? lolz
me: lets nt get in sex again :) u r acting like smone on duty :D
boss ur time is up :P nw go to ur home and follow ur boss, means ur wife's orders :D
Shilpa: tk cr..cya..lov u!
me: i love u too, 3, 4 ...........952642266 :P
to be continued :)
Shilpa: dnt gv me dat no again. is dat ok?
me: ?? thats not mobile no., see 9 digits r there :D
it was a count :D joke wassted :(
Shilpa: yea..seriously..total waste..
me: my no. is 9********* :D
Shilpa: nd dis thing too
me: why ?
Shilpa: waste hai..
me: bt why? hw did u knw the connection of waste with me :D
Shilpa: hmm...
me: ok then ?
Shilpa: nothin
me: nothin is really tough to understand :P
there shud be a nothin guide, explaining the meaning of nothin in various moods and situations :D
anwy u still love me as a Friend :)
Shilpa: yeh i do
me: i mean as a FRIEND ??
Shilpa: ya as a friend
me: ok. so still to wrk more :)
Shilpa: why..wat u thot?
me: nothin lol
Shilpa: k
me: its kind of great feeling if u get smone really like u. smone who cant live without u one day, isnt it ?
Shilpa: smone who cant live without u one day" ws i for me?
no..rite?
me: i said in general, i wish to get sm girl who cant live without me.
dreaming huh ? is it possible ?
Shilpa: u wnt a gal..who cant live without u??
me: sure bt she must be good enough ok :D
Shilpa: ah..dunno it is possible or not..
me: quite possible only hitch is if she has the qualities or not.
Shilpa: bt i wnt a nice guy..without him i cant live..aisi situation chahiye..
me: i m nice. nd btw wht i m taught is be tough, independent , not weak so i ve no right to like someone
so much :(
so the network strikes again :D
bbye : )
what r u upto ??
28th July, 2008
me: hiii aaj hame ladna hai :P
nahi ladna kya ??
Shilpa: hi..
me: heavy rain today, frm last night. scooter failed nd i m on foot :D
Shilpa: gud..! ohhk..
me: ya, lambe samay baad walk karne mila and bus me aane ka bhi. still no sun visible :P
i mean sun is nt seen since mrng :D
to kal kya keh rahi thi ? aur koi bf aa gaya kya :)
Shilpa: kal...nothing. nah phone pe thi.
me: i guessed so bt just to tease u :D it happens. ppl phn, nt me, bt to whoever is with me :P
like a secretary..katrina kaif
Shilpa: ok
me: u r bipasha basu fan ?
Shilpa: yes..
me: dont say ok and yaar to me. it irritates me.
Shilpa: yaar?? maine toh kabhi nahi kaha..
me: it was a general instruction :D
Shilpa: ab ok se kya prob hai aap ko..toh phir kya kahu?
me: u r so sexy..aisa bol do bas :D
Shilpa: r u?
me: honestly tell me m i not ? :P u said ystrdy " i m alway s on "
Shilpa: does it imply dat? :P
me: i hope so :D anywy i knw the impact of my sexuality very well as a matter of fact.
Shilpa: k den u r sexy..
me: u r so sweeeeeeeet :P
Shilpa: i know..
me: actually u r the sexiest i ve ever chat with :P
which girl will dare to speak masturbation :D
Shilpa: it wasnt big deal..
me: that makes u ever hotter :P fir big deal hogi kaise :P :P
i hate smoking bt i feel bad nd this office wrk :(
Shilpa: hmm..dunno wht to say...as u said which gal will dare to speak...lol..
me: i mean i ve met none like u nd i just wonder if that was not big deal. what s big deal as per ur standard :P
excuse me i ll b back after tea
5 minutes later
Shilpa: sry..again d/c hogaya tha..hmm...k
10 minutes later
me: who r u ? i can tell u :P
Shilpa: wht?
me: If I am only for myself, who am I ? ur status msg.
Shilpa: oopsh..dat..k
me: k again :( use "p" instead.
Shilpa: eh..agar maine kuch kaha hi nahi toh samaz lena k muze ok kahna tha :P
me: btw whats this "eh" ? similar to "ouchh" :P ??
Shilpa: nt similar..well ya k somethin lyk dat..
me: :P
Shilpa: :)
me: i like those expression..such a turn ON :D
Shilpa: those? :P
me: dont u knw ? u ve seen porn ?
nt heard i think :D
Shilpa: :
me: nd this one hurts :(
Shilpa: lol
me: thats better
Shilpa: really?
me: u bet :D
Shilpa: wht r u upto?
me: guess :P
Shilpa: u tell
me: aaj mausam bada be imaan hai.....shilpa k khayalo se dil dimaag pareshhan hai :D
Shilpa: why so?
me: coz u r so interesting :P
Shilpa: aaha...! ok
me: fir ok :(
Shilpa: :P
me: r u into bondage thing :P like hurting partner :P ??
Shilpa: noh why?
me: just for change :D
Shilpa: so
me: u see we get bored of routine
Shilpa: do we hv to talk these things all d time?
me: sorry sorry i told u na aaj mausam......... :D
Shilpa: watever..
me: so aaj fir aaram :) padhti kab ho ?
Shilpa: padh leti hoon..kabhi kabhi..
me: mere jaise hi, i read only in reading vacation :D
still managed 50 % in 2 yrs
Shilpa: gud
me: orkut blocked again :((
Shilpa: m leaving cya
me: kuchh to kaho :D
Shilpa: bye :P
me: cry
Shilpa: ur a cry baby..dnt u?
me: ya i m, so what ?
Shilpa: lol nah..cute ho..catch u later..cya
me: I dont like this, hw cud u get this idea at this particular time :(
Shilpa: which idea?
me: that i m a cry baby
Shilpa: coz ur..
me: ?? i hv no problem at all whateve i m. i m proud of myself. its just that i feel my life highly manipulated. btw i hv a doubt about being cute :D
Shilpa: gud hai..!
me: hiii aaj hame ladna hai :P
nahi ladna kya ??
Shilpa: hi..
me: heavy rain today, frm last night. scooter failed nd i m on foot :D
Shilpa: gud..! ohhk..
me: ya, lambe samay baad walk karne mila and bus me aane ka bhi. still no sun visible :P
i mean sun is nt seen since mrng :D
to kal kya keh rahi thi ? aur koi bf aa gaya kya :)
Shilpa: kal...nothing. nah phone pe thi.
me: i guessed so bt just to tease u :D it happens. ppl phn, nt me, bt to whoever is with me :P
like a secretary..katrina kaif
Shilpa: ok
me: u r bipasha basu fan ?
Shilpa: yes..
me: dont say ok and yaar to me. it irritates me.
Shilpa: yaar?? maine toh kabhi nahi kaha..
me: it was a general instruction :D
Shilpa: ab ok se kya prob hai aap ko..toh phir kya kahu?
me: u r so sexy..aisa bol do bas :D
Shilpa: r u?
me: honestly tell me m i not ? :P u said ystrdy " i m alway s on "
Shilpa: does it imply dat? :P
me: i hope so :D anywy i knw the impact of my sexuality very well as a matter of fact.
Shilpa: k den u r sexy..
me: u r so sweeeeeeeet :P
Shilpa: i know..
me: actually u r the sexiest i ve ever chat with :P
which girl will dare to speak masturbation :D
Shilpa: it wasnt big deal..
me: that makes u ever hotter :P fir big deal hogi kaise :P :P
i hate smoking bt i feel bad nd this office wrk :(
Shilpa: hmm..dunno wht to say...as u said which gal will dare to speak...lol..
me: i mean i ve met none like u nd i just wonder if that was not big deal. what s big deal as per ur standard :P
excuse me i ll b back after tea
5 minutes later
Shilpa: sry..again d/c hogaya tha..hmm...k
10 minutes later
me: who r u ? i can tell u :P
Shilpa: wht?
me: If I am only for myself, who am I ? ur status msg.
Shilpa: oopsh..dat..k
me: k again :( use "p" instead.
Shilpa: eh..agar maine kuch kaha hi nahi toh samaz lena k muze ok kahna tha :P
me: btw whats this "eh" ? similar to "ouchh" :P ??
Shilpa: nt similar..well ya k somethin lyk dat..
me: :P
Shilpa: :)
me: i like those expression..such a turn ON :D
Shilpa: those? :P
me: dont u knw ? u ve seen porn ?
nt heard i think :D
Shilpa: :
me: nd this one hurts :(
Shilpa: lol
me: thats better
Shilpa: really?
me: u bet :D
Shilpa: wht r u upto?
me: guess :P
Shilpa: u tell
me: aaj mausam bada be imaan hai.....shilpa k khayalo se dil dimaag pareshhan hai :D
Shilpa: why so?
me: coz u r so interesting :P
Shilpa: aaha...! ok
me: fir ok :(
Shilpa: :P
me: r u into bondage thing :P like hurting partner :P ??
Shilpa: noh why?
me: just for change :D
Shilpa: so
me: u see we get bored of routine
Shilpa: do we hv to talk these things all d time?
me: sorry sorry i told u na aaj mausam......... :D
Shilpa: watever..
me: so aaj fir aaram :) padhti kab ho ?
Shilpa: padh leti hoon..kabhi kabhi..
me: mere jaise hi, i read only in reading vacation :D
still managed 50 % in 2 yrs
Shilpa: gud
me: orkut blocked again :((
Shilpa: m leaving cya
me: kuchh to kaho :D
Shilpa: bye :P
me: cry
Shilpa: ur a cry baby..dnt u?
me: ya i m, so what ?
Shilpa: lol nah..cute ho..catch u later..cya
me: I dont like this, hw cud u get this idea at this particular time :(
Shilpa: which idea?
me: that i m a cry baby
Shilpa: coz ur..
me: ?? i hv no problem at all whateve i m. i m proud of myself. its just that i feel my life highly manipulated. btw i hv a doubt about being cute :D
Shilpa: gud hai..!
Thursday, 21 January 2010
playing with HaRi !!!!
So after chatting for about one month or so, i feel i should change the way i call mallika. From now her name is Shilpa!
27th July, 2008
Shilpa: ya i know..hwz u?
me: sorry sorry porn again :P hello you
Shilpa: k hai..continue wid ur work..
me: no no stay please, m bored, u read bout the blasts ?
Shilpa: thoda bahot..17 rite?
me: :D i dnt care nos. there was lot of panic. i reached home around 6.30
Shilpa: hmm...
me: only prob with me is i hv to eat out every day so if all shops r closed , wht to eat :P
Shilpa: den..wat u did?
me: i got out at 9.30 and managed vada pau and cigarettes too. just then came police jeep to shut all shops :(
Shilpa: ok.
me: i thought there may be riots for retaliation bt police managed to send ppl bck to home :)
its quite less trafic today on roads. still i m here on job :P
Shilpa: hmm..
me: city me ladki dekhne jaana tha bt she seems unlucky. 2 weeks se cancel ho raha hai :D
Shilpa: ok.
me: kuchh farmao tum bhi :)
Shilpa: nothin dear..bas aisehi..nothin to talk...bit low today..
me: why ? wht happend ?
Shilpa: nothin..
me: batao na :)
Shilpa: sach main..kuch nahi hai..bas aisehi..even i don kw..
me: same prob here , smtimes i feel tense for no reason. like today, its holiday i m supposed to enjoy my day off bt i m nt relaxed at all :(
Shilpa: hmm...
me: quite like the rotlu bt he also got one girl :D
Shilpa: :)
me: ur smile is so charming :P
Shilpa: ;)
me: nd this thing turns me on :P
Shilpa: ur always turn on... :P
me: why the wink is hotter than nude body :P
Shilpa: is it?
me: belive me..things like playing with hari, biting lips…so sexy :P
Shilpa: lol k…waise its obvious na..
me: hw ? see i wrote playing with HaRi :D
Shilpa: they all comes under pleasure points....i guess
me: pleasure points ?
lips ok. hair me kahan ??
Shilpa: it is
me: never knew it :P so wht makes u on :P
6 minutes later
Shilpa: sry gt d/c
me: who's getting jealous ? :D
Shilpa: lol dunno
me: wht u were writing ?
Shilpa: nothin
me: guess it must be explosive material. thats why they cut u off :D
Shilpa: wat i can say nw :D
me: yeah i lost it :(
btw i think the signs i told u r of submission by female. i think that acceptance makes man turn on :P
Shilpa: may b
me: when a girl or lady plays with or arranges hair in front of u she's trying to get ur attention.
as happens every day with me :P
Shilpa: k
me: i asked wht turns u on ?
Shilpa: hmm..hard to ans..nw
me: why ? hw to please u after marriage then :P
Shilpa: u dnt need to knw dat..nd dude..stop flirtin nw..
me: cry sorry crying
Shilpa: why
me: u r nt happy to chat with me :(
Shilpa: i only said stop flirtin..if u cn talk only dat..den i guess ur rite :P :P
me: why do i flirt ? u knw ?
Shilpa: may b i dnt kw
me: to make u feel good :)
Shilpa: to make ME feel good ?
me: what ever i do my intention remains the same :) i wont deny that i too feel good doing so :P
Shilpa: i dnt feel d same bt
me: why so ?
Shilpa: dunno...
me: sad that my efforts r useless :(
btw what r u doing in egypt :D
Shilpa: dat is just to lock ma profile :D
me: lock ? egypt is sm secret code :D ?
Shilpa: uh-ha nothin like dat..india chodke kuch bhi likhna tha..
u wanna see..?
me: ya i wnaa see :P what is to be seen :D btw lol
Shilpa: why lol? i kw dis is kidish..bt it works for me..
me: lol coz i said i wanna see, bt i dont knw what u were to show :D
..............................m wating.............
hold on i ll be back in 10 mins
6 minutes later
me: ruth gayee ho :P ? gotta leave for lunch :( maybe i ll go home then, see ya :)
59 minutes later
Shilpa: ruth gayee ho...lolz aisa kyun puchha aap ne..?
6 minutes later
me: chali jo gayee thi :( achanak.
so u came when i was busy creating my poll :P
check out.
shilpalllllllllllllllllllllllllll
maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaansiiiiiiiiiiiii
Shilpa: bola..
me: lol idea.. tu marathi ma bol hu gujarati ma fenku chhu :D
Shilpa: ok
me: "bola" confused me, than i got it, its in marathi heard many times frm neighbours
Shilpa: :D
me: so r u going to be the first to vote in my poll :P
Shilpa: hmm..
me: i ll get lucky then :P
Shilpa: woh hai kya? ?
me: wo poll hai baby, abhi abhi banaya
Shilpa: poll main hi..kya hai woh??
me: leave it if u dont like
Shilpa: k
me: to aaj aaram ke mood me ho :D
Shilpa: yup.. :D
me: sirf main hu ya aur bhi hai koi :P
Shilpa: on gtalk..2 ppl..u nd ma old frnd
me: who ? is he ?
Shilpa: yup
me: i mean who is he ? more handsome than me :( ??
Shilpa: kya karna hai jankar? :P
me: i m a jealous man. i dont like any other man in my gf 's life :)
Shilpa: ahem ahem..
me: sharmao mat. bol do. hw is he ? u love him ?
Shilpa: sharma kaun raha hai..?
me: :P
Shilpa: i dnt lov him..hez just a frnd
me: fir lets talk bout bed room games :P
Shilpa: oye
me: haa to kahan se shuru kare :D
just kidding..come back plz :) i had my sex quota over :P
4 minutes later
Shilpa: its raining..raining..nd raining...nd nw m sleepy
me: ur bf is gone ? stay na.i dont wana go hm. there's no one to talk :(
Shilpa: bf? duh..!!
me: i mean there was sm other boy in chat. ur old friend ?
bof boy old frnd :D
Shilpa: nah..hes ol
me: wat he does ? school frnd ? gali mitra ?
Shilpa: u really want to talk abt him?
me: NO just to chek wat his value is for you :)
Shilpa: really?
me: ya sure
Shilpa: k as hez ma frnd..he is precious to me.. :)
me: compared to me ? more or less :P
Shilpa: tricky ha..! leave it.. why ur still in office? sunday hai na..
me: jaana tha par tumhe chhod ke kaun ja sakta hai :P guess u hv sm exciting plan for the evening. nd i m bothering you :(
Shilpa: excitin plan...noh
16 minutes later
Shilpa: sry again it gt d/c
me: ur ntwrk sucks :x
Shilpa: yup
me: muje laga tum maha bore hoke pc band karke bhaag gayee :D
Shilpa: nd its irritating too...agar phirse d/c hogayi to...direct evening main hi ol aane wali hoon
me: customers means Kasht se Marr in govt language :P
Shilpa: hmm..
me: old frnd aa gaya kya :(
Shilpa: nah..he gt offline
me: usne hum dono ko akela chhod diya :P samji kuchh :D
Shilpa: paresshhh..!
me: i love u when u call my name. i feel aroused :P
hellooooooooooooooooooo
Shilpa: so
me: so thnks a lot and keep calling that :P
gotta leave i think. see ya later :)
Shilpa: k bye :) waise itni jaldi?
Saturday, 16 January 2010
so i survived..
22nd October, 2007
me: hi.. dead line approachin so ltle bsy.
Saavi: for what
me: work...30th is last date.
Saavi: there is more than a week till then
me: ya,bt bosses want it done now :( they think i m gonna run away :D
Saavi: ;) better do it if they want u to.
me: so u receved my sms's ??
Saavi: i did. dont wait for me to give u miss call. i just wont. its good i stil talk to u n send u forwards :P
cos i dont forgive such things that u did. cos there r too many people like u to whom i can chat but ur cool n i like talking to u, so u survived...
me: thanks a lot :) still i wish u mis called !
anyway my fault.
Saavi: u know i get ur msgs so it should be enough.
me: were u online or not?
Saavi: i was. late at night on saturday.
me: untill 10 pm u may call me online :) india time that is.
Saavi: thats early :)
me: so when i see u on web cam???
Saavi: i dont now
me: ok, so how long does ur nipple get when kissed?
5 minutes later
Saavi: what u want, that i stop talking to u
me: no, why ?
Saavi: dont ask such things
11 minutes later
me: why
Saavi: u know why
7 minutes later
me: i read smwhere bout it so just curious, never knew this bfore :D
Saavi: find out urself
7 minutes later
me: catch u after lunch.
Saavi: bye
32 minutes later
me: bye? angry???
Saavi: no
me: i know u r
Saavi: no im not
me: good, thanks, as u never said bye. always cu.
Saavi: dont know why
24 minutes later
me: so read jokes?
Saavi: yeah
me: hw were they?
Saavi: the pic was good. the way to please wife n husband – not. the other i dont remember.
did u manage to see the video that i sent u?
me: i take my pillow as wife this days :D
oh u mean urs, not yet.
Saavi: well maybe u dont feel like seeing it so much.
7 minutes later
me: no i want to, bt sm other programs for weekend made my mind diverted, :)
Saavi: n what were they? callgirl?
me: no no..i hate them all
Saavi: why? now hate them?
me: dont know, actually went to see a girl for marriage :)
Saavi: oh good news. and?
10 minutes later
n u went off when i came bak :)
about an hour later
me: bak from lunch or coffee?
Saavi: lunch
me: u know the part in which i typed "nipple" has disappeared from chat history :D
Saavi: how?
me: dont know, in urs its there in archna’s, its not.
Saavi: havent checked. archna’s is what?
me: another friend, from 80s community that too. i think she got very angry on that :D
Saavi: so u asked her too..
me: no, no. its diff. she's not european. n she went offline.
anywy hw was the video?
Saavi: these i havent seen yet. then why is she angry if u havent asked her?
me: wanna know?
Saavi: ok
me: what? ok means?
Saavi: ok let me know.
few minutes later
saw ur video n knew ur figure :P
me: hi.. dead line approachin so ltle bsy.
Saavi: for what
me: work...30th is last date.
Saavi: there is more than a week till then
me: ya,bt bosses want it done now :( they think i m gonna run away :D
Saavi: ;) better do it if they want u to.
me: so u receved my sms's ??
Saavi: i did. dont wait for me to give u miss call. i just wont. its good i stil talk to u n send u forwards :P
cos i dont forgive such things that u did. cos there r too many people like u to whom i can chat but ur cool n i like talking to u, so u survived...
me: thanks a lot :) still i wish u mis called !
anyway my fault.
Saavi: u know i get ur msgs so it should be enough.
me: were u online or not?
Saavi: i was. late at night on saturday.
me: untill 10 pm u may call me online :) india time that is.
Saavi: thats early :)
me: so when i see u on web cam???
Saavi: i dont now
me: ok, so how long does ur nipple get when kissed?
5 minutes later
Saavi: what u want, that i stop talking to u
me: no, why ?
Saavi: dont ask such things
11 minutes later
me: why
Saavi: u know why
7 minutes later
me: i read smwhere bout it so just curious, never knew this bfore :D
Saavi: find out urself
7 minutes later
me: catch u after lunch.
Saavi: bye
32 minutes later
me: bye? angry???
Saavi: no
me: i know u r
Saavi: no im not
me: good, thanks, as u never said bye. always cu.
Saavi: dont know why
24 minutes later
me: so read jokes?
Saavi: yeah
me: hw were they?
Saavi: the pic was good. the way to please wife n husband – not. the other i dont remember.
did u manage to see the video that i sent u?
me: i take my pillow as wife this days :D
oh u mean urs, not yet.
Saavi: well maybe u dont feel like seeing it so much.
7 minutes later
me: no i want to, bt sm other programs for weekend made my mind diverted, :)
Saavi: n what were they? callgirl?
me: no no..i hate them all
Saavi: why? now hate them?
me: dont know, actually went to see a girl for marriage :)
Saavi: oh good news. and?
10 minutes later
n u went off when i came bak :)
about an hour later
me: bak from lunch or coffee?
Saavi: lunch
me: u know the part in which i typed "nipple" has disappeared from chat history :D
Saavi: how?
me: dont know, in urs its there in archna’s, its not.
Saavi: havent checked. archna’s is what?
me: another friend, from 80s community that too. i think she got very angry on that :D
Saavi: so u asked her too..
me: no, no. its diff. she's not european. n she went offline.
anywy hw was the video?
Saavi: these i havent seen yet. then why is she angry if u havent asked her?
me: wanna know?
Saavi: ok
me: what? ok means?
Saavi: ok let me know.
few minutes later
saw ur video n knew ur figure :P
Wednesday, 13 January 2010
n i wear high heels always...
19th October, 2007
me: guiter turned into old grampus also :) what grampus means?
Saavi: i dont know
me: bad mood today?
Saavi: more serious
me: why, fought with lover boy?
Saavi: no
me: then?
Saavi: work, mine and his
me: how?
Saavi: lot of work and some issues going on
11 minutes later
me: like , if u wish to say
Saavi: nope :) not personal issues. just dealing with work.
hows the video?
7 minutes later
me: pc hung, avi format not supported i think.
Saavi: :) this was me
me: oh no, i wna see that. it stuck twice, had to re log in.
Saavi: maybe needs longer time to start. save it to pc then see n delete.
me: i just tried it again.
what u said?
Saavi: nothing
22 minutes later
me: better didnt play, if i saw u n then dont like :)
Saavi: what?
oh its not that bad
me: i ll try in other pc later
Saavi: yeah ok. just take care
me: why, is it a virus????
Saavi: definitely not. its just a video of me at the sea.
me: i wnt to see it. do smthng. its shows " class not registered "
Saavi: :)
6 minutes later
me: what u think r chances that
the way of chatting will change after seeing ur pic?
Saavi: my video or pic
me: anything
Saavi: i dont know if it will change. cant say. u can say, when u see it
8 minutes later
me: so send pic now.
Saavi: have only this video :)
me: that doesn’t play :(
5 minutes later
me: hello
Saavi: yeah
me: btw, u told take care for what????
Saavi: i found a 3D chat.
cos its video of me. make sure dont spread it. thats what i meant.
me: i want to do 3d chat.
Saavi: try imforu.com but it needs installation. there avatars have rooms n u chat in the rooms.
n the avatars can make simple movements, laugh, smile, hug or kiss, punch :)
me: i ll kiss u. then u ll punch me :P
Saavi: i talked with a vampire, he was sucking my blood n i punched him. i tried this chat yesterday only. so im new there. but its exciting.
me: i want to suck ur
Saavi: blood, right?
me: no lips, tongue , finger etc etc…
no blood :)
Saavi: yeah i know. if u install, add me, my name is amphis.
me: ok, bt what bout my profile? yet to create.
Saavi: yeah u got to.
its 3 pm... 3 more hour b4 going home
me: my time up. all's leaving, me chatting. so bored of me?
Saavi: its pity u couldn’t see the video.
me: sure. cant u convert to mpg or 3gp?
Saavi: if u tell me how
me: i m searching net for avi player or converter
Saavi: hmmmm
19 minutes later
me: so what hapnd after the punch to that vampire?
Saavi: nothing. he laughed n said hi.
me: i had bad dreams ysterdy. in fact was almost awake whole night, just 2 hours of sleep.
Saavi: why? what did u dream?
the girl in ur dream slapped u?
:)
:D
me: not girl thing. i ate tea n bread as dinner. n tea late in evening makes me awake, thats the problem.
Saavi: u said u had bad dreams
me: that s bout lizards. what do u call those small creatures
Saavi: rats :)
me: of lizard group?
no, they look like crocodile bt very small, eat insects, stay in home n move on walls. in hindi its "chipkali "
recognized???
Saavi: lizzard is right. or gecco
me: dull yellowish colour freaks me, i hate it. n they make most my bad dreams.
wait boss
11 minutes later
me: i dont remember bt was bad as usual.
do u have such dreams?
Saavi: yeah sometimes i have bad dreams. last weekend i dreamed the hell. i went to the hell's gates to talk to some people.
me: quite dramatic :) then?
leaving time.
Saavi: ok then nothing. dont remember much.
me: tell me
Saavi: i was wizzard n could do magic n needed some people who were in hell. so went to the gates to talk to them. gates were iron n very tall n it was very congested inside.
me: sorrry, logged out by mistake.
Saavi: k
me: what u said? wizard :)
Saavi: i was, in my dream. i was wizard n could do magic……
me: got it bfore. Then?
Saavi: nothing
me: was there sex or not??
forgot? happens.
Saavi: no sex. i almost never dream of sex.
me: of course, u ve got it in real life. no need.
u didnt tell ur figure then :P
Saavi: im 169 cm tall. this is what i know, weighing around 59 kg.
me: almost perfect, dont u buy bra?
Saavi: i do.
bra size is not for u.
me: why?
Saavi: cos ur not entitled to such info. see the video u might get more idea.
me: thats fine bt what bout tonight? again filmi heroines :) ?????
Saavi: what?
me: that urs is normal
figure. u know mine? height 162 cm
Saavi: no.
so ur shorter than me? n i wear high heels always
me: ya, i dnt mind
me: and weight 41 kg
Saavi: goodness
me: good enough to turn u off :)
Saavi: im not on anyway.
i m married if u forget.
me: i m like those ethiopian kids :DD
Saavi: well its not ur fault
me: so what
Saavi: nothing
me: smtimes one should forget nd njoy :P
Saavi: u can forget, i cannot.
me: i asked ur ticket confirmed?
Saavi: of course it is. i bought it some time back
me: so on 15 oct. u will be in India?
Saavi: 15 nov
me: oh i dont remember dates now a days, just days..mon to fri. then weekend, thats it.
Saavi: i see
me: ok cu good night, tomorrow on or off?
Saavi: cu.. maybe on as my hubby will be out of home.
me: guiter turned into old grampus also :) what grampus means?
Saavi: i dont know
me: bad mood today?
Saavi: more serious
me: why, fought with lover boy?
Saavi: no
me: then?
Saavi: work, mine and his
me: how?
Saavi: lot of work and some issues going on
11 minutes later
me: like , if u wish to say
Saavi: nope :) not personal issues. just dealing with work.
hows the video?
7 minutes later
me: pc hung, avi format not supported i think.
Saavi: :) this was me
me: oh no, i wna see that. it stuck twice, had to re log in.
Saavi: maybe needs longer time to start. save it to pc then see n delete.
me: i just tried it again.
what u said?
Saavi: nothing
22 minutes later
me: better didnt play, if i saw u n then dont like :)
Saavi: what?
oh its not that bad
me: i ll try in other pc later
Saavi: yeah ok. just take care
me: why, is it a virus????
Saavi: definitely not. its just a video of me at the sea.
me: i wnt to see it. do smthng. its shows " class not registered "
Saavi: :)
6 minutes later
me: what u think r chances that
the way of chatting will change after seeing ur pic?
Saavi: my video or pic
me: anything
Saavi: i dont know if it will change. cant say. u can say, when u see it
8 minutes later
me: so send pic now.
Saavi: have only this video :)
me: that doesn’t play :(
5 minutes later
me: hello
Saavi: yeah
me: btw, u told take care for what????
Saavi: i found a 3D chat.
cos its video of me. make sure dont spread it. thats what i meant.
me: i want to do 3d chat.
Saavi: try imforu.com but it needs installation. there avatars have rooms n u chat in the rooms.
n the avatars can make simple movements, laugh, smile, hug or kiss, punch :)
me: i ll kiss u. then u ll punch me :P
Saavi: i talked with a vampire, he was sucking my blood n i punched him. i tried this chat yesterday only. so im new there. but its exciting.
me: i want to suck ur
Saavi: blood, right?
me: no lips, tongue , finger etc etc…
no blood :)
Saavi: yeah i know. if u install, add me, my name is amphis.
me: ok, bt what bout my profile? yet to create.
Saavi: yeah u got to.
its 3 pm... 3 more hour b4 going home
me: my time up. all's leaving, me chatting. so bored of me?
Saavi: its pity u couldn’t see the video.
me: sure. cant u convert to mpg or 3gp?
Saavi: if u tell me how
me: i m searching net for avi player or converter
Saavi: hmmmm
19 minutes later
me: so what hapnd after the punch to that vampire?
Saavi: nothing. he laughed n said hi.
me: i had bad dreams ysterdy. in fact was almost awake whole night, just 2 hours of sleep.
Saavi: why? what did u dream?
the girl in ur dream slapped u?
:)
:D
me: not girl thing. i ate tea n bread as dinner. n tea late in evening makes me awake, thats the problem.
Saavi: u said u had bad dreams
me: that s bout lizards. what do u call those small creatures
Saavi: rats :)
me: of lizard group?
no, they look like crocodile bt very small, eat insects, stay in home n move on walls. in hindi its "chipkali "
recognized???
Saavi: lizzard is right. or gecco
me: dull yellowish colour freaks me, i hate it. n they make most my bad dreams.
wait boss
11 minutes later
me: i dont remember bt was bad as usual.
do u have such dreams?
Saavi: yeah sometimes i have bad dreams. last weekend i dreamed the hell. i went to the hell's gates to talk to some people.
me: quite dramatic :) then?
leaving time.
Saavi: ok then nothing. dont remember much.
me: tell me
Saavi: i was wizzard n could do magic n needed some people who were in hell. so went to the gates to talk to them. gates were iron n very tall n it was very congested inside.
me: sorrry, logged out by mistake.
Saavi: k
me: what u said? wizard :)
Saavi: i was, in my dream. i was wizard n could do magic……
me: got it bfore. Then?
Saavi: nothing
me: was there sex or not??
forgot? happens.
Saavi: no sex. i almost never dream of sex.
me: of course, u ve got it in real life. no need.
u didnt tell ur figure then :P
Saavi: im 169 cm tall. this is what i know, weighing around 59 kg.
me: almost perfect, dont u buy bra?
Saavi: i do.
bra size is not for u.
me: why?
Saavi: cos ur not entitled to such info. see the video u might get more idea.
me: thats fine bt what bout tonight? again filmi heroines :) ?????
Saavi: what?
me: that urs is normal
figure. u know mine? height 162 cm
Saavi: no.
so ur shorter than me? n i wear high heels always
me: ya, i dnt mind
me: and weight 41 kg
Saavi: goodness
me: good enough to turn u off :)
Saavi: im not on anyway.
i m married if u forget.
me: i m like those ethiopian kids :DD
Saavi: well its not ur fault
me: so what
Saavi: nothing
me: smtimes one should forget nd njoy :P
Saavi: u can forget, i cannot.
me: i asked ur ticket confirmed?
Saavi: of course it is. i bought it some time back
me: so on 15 oct. u will be in India?
Saavi: 15 nov
me: oh i dont remember dates now a days, just days..mon to fri. then weekend, thats it.
Saavi: i see
me: ok cu good night, tomorrow on or off?
Saavi: cu.. maybe on as my hubby will be out of home.
Monday, 11 January 2010
a back like back
Continued from http://laterimpresssions.blogspot.com/2010/01/surprize-bomb.html
18th October, 2007
me: thats a pain that has element of plesure too :P
about an hour later
me: so i said i m bak.
Saavi: im also back
5 minutes later
me: so what's the measure of ur back?
Saavi: 5m x 5m
me: thats hot, the bigger the better :P
Saavi: :D
u can sleep on it :P
me: i mean it.
once u really love sm1 measures dont matter.
Saavi: :)
me: still i d like to know
Saavi: right eight right…for better image
me: u mean figure of eight?
Saavi: right. r instead of e.
me: that ll coz bad dreams
Saavi: what
me: i dint get it, tell in centimeters, that i get better :)
Saavi: 500 :)
me: i lose, lets leave it.
Saavi: why u lose? kya hua?
me: u dont wanna tell
Saavi: never measured my back
me: i dint ask for precision, a rough idea u must have :)
Saavi: nope :) a back like back
me: n the other 2?
Saavi: the other 2 backs..
me: in funny mood today :)
Saavi: yes...its good. i am in good mood now n then...
me: so whats food news? that old lady resigned ?
Saavi: ha... how can she? hanging here..
food news, my loverboy called that he is not feeling good n going home to relax, but b4 that will come here to have lunch with me
me: so thats it? if he dosnt feel well, u r happy?
Saavi: no. who said im happy?
me: u said , in good mood
Saavi: b4 he called i said this.
me: oh, so that was breaking news ! i thought the ans to my ques.
Saavi: hihi :)
me: so when will he come?
Saavi: any moment i guess. what did u eat?
me: punjabi thali, 2 veg, roti, chawal, daal..
Saavi: im going 4 lunch. he came.
me: k enjoy bt do come bak.
18th October, 2007
me: thats a pain that has element of plesure too :P
about an hour later
me: so i said i m bak.
Saavi: im also back
5 minutes later
me: so what's the measure of ur back?
Saavi: 5m x 5m
me: thats hot, the bigger the better :P
Saavi: :D
u can sleep on it :P
me: i mean it.
once u really love sm1 measures dont matter.
Saavi: :)
me: still i d like to know
Saavi: right eight right…for better image
me: u mean figure of eight?
Saavi: right. r instead of e.
me: that ll coz bad dreams
Saavi: what
me: i dint get it, tell in centimeters, that i get better :)
Saavi: 500 :)
me: i lose, lets leave it.
Saavi: why u lose? kya hua?
me: u dont wanna tell
Saavi: never measured my back
me: i dint ask for precision, a rough idea u must have :)
Saavi: nope :) a back like back
me: n the other 2?
Saavi: the other 2 backs..
me: in funny mood today :)
Saavi: yes...its good. i am in good mood now n then...
me: so whats food news? that old lady resigned ?
Saavi: ha... how can she? hanging here..
food news, my loverboy called that he is not feeling good n going home to relax, but b4 that will come here to have lunch with me
me: so thats it? if he dosnt feel well, u r happy?
Saavi: no. who said im happy?
me: u said , in good mood
Saavi: b4 he called i said this.
me: oh, so that was breaking news ! i thought the ans to my ques.
Saavi: hihi :)
me: so when will he come?
Saavi: any moment i guess. what did u eat?
me: punjabi thali, 2 veg, roti, chawal, daal..
Saavi: im going 4 lunch. he came.
me: k enjoy bt do come bak.
Friday, 8 January 2010
Surprize Bomb !!!
17th October, 2007
me: i got this mail of urs just now at 3 pm.
" i m not out......."
Saavi: sent 2 hours back
me: so the time shown is right, i thought they delivered it late :)
ya, i bit your lower lip in excitement n u screamed :P
Saavi: this is what, dream at time of sleep or when ur awake?
me: dreams r hard to recall, i told u. n they contain weird stuff that's quite out of the world.
i dont have a good image or video of urs ( except the one on tree) to have u in dreams :)
Saavi: no need na
me: besides, i m smoking these days to lessen the drive.
Saavi: what about the other, the idiot girl and ur colleague?
what they do in ur dreams :) i scream n they
8 minutes later
me: maybe she is quite cold, hasnt managed to come :) n the idiot one, again, no real image of hers..
Saavi: i was thinking these days to take more photos from home to send u, but cant remember this at morning
me: it has to be smthng special, like the day i sent u msgs in plenty n u got angry.
then one may dream bout the situation or related stuff.
Saavi: i didnt get
me: u keep going on n off in btwn. did you get wht i wrote last?
Saavi: u keep going, not me. yes i didnt get anything.
me: i said it has to be sm exciting, highly engaging experience that stimulated ur senses highly.
like when i have a lot of work i dream bout doing that in dreams :)
or related things i mean.
About 10minutes later
me: n her figure's not remarkable too :)
Saavi: u have no pleasing.
me: what u mean?
Saavi: there is no pleasing u.
me: u mean my demands r more?
Saavi: they r such that r hard to meet :)
me: why so? rnt there such girls in the world? n dont they marry? then why not to me?
Saavi: i dont know. too hard question.
me: yeah, still i m considering my options
me: i think as i m late in everything, i have little choices left.
i still think there r sm special guys on earth that r bound to get married to sm perfect beauties :P
Saavi: sure why not
me: what u say? can i be one?
Saavi: im not fortune teller. go n try. again i must remind u, that u must have something to offer in return.
me: i mean u can guess from ur experience. in fact i need a match that suits me. if she's not very pretty, i dont mind. bt what if a sex bomb suits me?
Saavi: u know best. as u know urself.
me: i dont know which woman will suit me..
Saavi: then no one knows
me: still i guess she should be like my mother.
n thats tough :)
Saavi: just forget ur expectations ok. u expect too much. just look for a soft hearted wife. this is what matters in life.
so much the better if she is sweet looking. if she is soft n sweet as character, u might settle for sex the way u want. more often or more less, or she might join gym n start looking hot.
me: i repeat. i expect the one who i deserve, nothing much at all. btw i d like to make the choice independent of my background n financial status,
6 minutes later
me: reply fast. leaving time is close.
hello..
Saavi: yeah
me: so ur there, i thought will meet in dream only till tomorrow.
how's the bourne ultimatum? if u ve seen.
Saavi: im here, so do u dream of me when awake?
me: all day, few ladies in my life. n now u know almost all. most time n talk is with u only :)
btw r u a bomb or not?
Saavi: yeah. surprise bomb
me: :D thats more interesting, hw?
Saavi: u never know.
me: dont mind if i shut down anytime. when watchman comes to close the office :)
Saavi: ok. im playing a game.
me: with me :) ?
i remember ur dinner dash, dint tell much then.
Saavi: no. u didnt try it.
me: what i didnt try? that was ur game, u served n didnt serve me anything.
Saavi: u didnt try it
me: what? tell clearly.
ok telll tomorrow, good night.
Saavi: u didnt try the game, what else?
me: which game?
Saavi: any
me: did u send me?
Saavi: diner dash. i cant send its available online.
me: what s that bout?
Saavi: serving food. maybe it wont be interesting to u. this one will be. what makes u tick..i think this is how its called.
me: how?
Saavi: what how?
me: i think we were discussing sex stuff so i thought it relates :P
is it a real game? i m not much into games.
Saavi: yes, game.
hmmm thats strange.
Me: cigarrettes have quite a few side effects, i m not surfing utube also :)
Saavi: yeah thats notable.
so what am i doing else than screaming? from pain even
me: i got this mail of urs just now at 3 pm.
" i m not out......."
Saavi: sent 2 hours back
me: so the time shown is right, i thought they delivered it late :)
ya, i bit your lower lip in excitement n u screamed :P
Saavi: this is what, dream at time of sleep or when ur awake?
me: dreams r hard to recall, i told u. n they contain weird stuff that's quite out of the world.
i dont have a good image or video of urs ( except the one on tree) to have u in dreams :)
Saavi: no need na
me: besides, i m smoking these days to lessen the drive.
Saavi: what about the other, the idiot girl and ur colleague?
what they do in ur dreams :) i scream n they
8 minutes later
me: maybe she is quite cold, hasnt managed to come :) n the idiot one, again, no real image of hers..
Saavi: i was thinking these days to take more photos from home to send u, but cant remember this at morning
me: it has to be smthng special, like the day i sent u msgs in plenty n u got angry.
then one may dream bout the situation or related stuff.
Saavi: i didnt get
me: u keep going on n off in btwn. did you get wht i wrote last?
Saavi: u keep going, not me. yes i didnt get anything.
me: i said it has to be sm exciting, highly engaging experience that stimulated ur senses highly.
like when i have a lot of work i dream bout doing that in dreams :)
or related things i mean.
About 10minutes later
me: n her figure's not remarkable too :)
Saavi: u have no pleasing.
me: what u mean?
Saavi: there is no pleasing u.
me: u mean my demands r more?
Saavi: they r such that r hard to meet :)
me: why so? rnt there such girls in the world? n dont they marry? then why not to me?
Saavi: i dont know. too hard question.
me: yeah, still i m considering my options
me: i think as i m late in everything, i have little choices left.
i still think there r sm special guys on earth that r bound to get married to sm perfect beauties :P
Saavi: sure why not
me: what u say? can i be one?
Saavi: im not fortune teller. go n try. again i must remind u, that u must have something to offer in return.
me: i mean u can guess from ur experience. in fact i need a match that suits me. if she's not very pretty, i dont mind. bt what if a sex bomb suits me?
Saavi: u know best. as u know urself.
me: i dont know which woman will suit me..
Saavi: then no one knows
me: still i guess she should be like my mother.
n thats tough :)
Saavi: just forget ur expectations ok. u expect too much. just look for a soft hearted wife. this is what matters in life.
so much the better if she is sweet looking. if she is soft n sweet as character, u might settle for sex the way u want. more often or more less, or she might join gym n start looking hot.
me: i repeat. i expect the one who i deserve, nothing much at all. btw i d like to make the choice independent of my background n financial status,
6 minutes later
me: reply fast. leaving time is close.
hello..
Saavi: yeah
me: so ur there, i thought will meet in dream only till tomorrow.
how's the bourne ultimatum? if u ve seen.
Saavi: im here, so do u dream of me when awake?
me: all day, few ladies in my life. n now u know almost all. most time n talk is with u only :)
btw r u a bomb or not?
Saavi: yeah. surprise bomb
me: :D thats more interesting, hw?
Saavi: u never know.
me: dont mind if i shut down anytime. when watchman comes to close the office :)
Saavi: ok. im playing a game.
me: with me :) ?
i remember ur dinner dash, dint tell much then.
Saavi: no. u didnt try it.
me: what i didnt try? that was ur game, u served n didnt serve me anything.
Saavi: u didnt try it
me: what? tell clearly.
ok telll tomorrow, good night.
Saavi: u didnt try the game, what else?
me: which game?
Saavi: any
me: did u send me?
Saavi: diner dash. i cant send its available online.
me: what s that bout?
Saavi: serving food. maybe it wont be interesting to u. this one will be. what makes u tick..i think this is how its called.
me: how?
Saavi: what how?
me: i think we were discussing sex stuff so i thought it relates :P
is it a real game? i m not much into games.
Saavi: yes, game.
hmmm thats strange.
Me: cigarrettes have quite a few side effects, i m not surfing utube also :)
Saavi: yeah thats notable.
so what am i doing else than screaming? from pain even
Thursday, 7 January 2010
5 minutes from entry to exit lolzz
12th October, 2007
me: i
Saavi: i
me: meant hi
Saavi: me too
me: u know navaratri?
Saavi: yes. rather heard of it. but dont know much
me: starting today, great excuse for youth to stay out at midnight :P
Saavi: u there n this limited world around
me: what do u mean? totally confusing what u said, out of the world.
10 minutes later
me: hellooo
Saavi: yeah on phone.. well this world there is limited
me: n what it has with me?
Saavi: ur living there na?
me: so the moral?
Saavi: so its hard not to become limited when ur living in such world. youth look for some holiday in order to be able to go out.
n this is notable thing
me: its holiday bt very special for those who cant otherwise leave home at night :)
u know what i mean.
Saavi: i guess.
im coming on 15th there
me: great. I just tried on another chat friend n she said Idiot :D
5 minutes later
Saavi: haha.. im going chao
me: thats not fair, u r leaving for 2 days n going offline abruptly :(
16th October, 2007
me: hi
Saavi: hi
22 minutes later
Saavi: phone, boss, online personality tests.
me: what? boss is testing? online?
Saavi: no :) im myself
me: so u called me boss? :(
Saavi: no. my boss was on phone n wanting some things
me: good then. u were to tell me ur figure :P
Saavi: i told u
me: what u told? u r not stupid , i know rather quite smart.
Saavi: i told u have girl's figure n i will not tell u any sizes
me: why?
8 minutes later
me: ok leave it. just tell me hw long does a real intercourse last?
6 minutes later
Saavi: as long as u want to make it
me: i know, bt if u exclude foreplay n include the availability n frequency factors as u said bfore that after marriage u will have less drive :)
cu after tea. think a good diplomatic answer :)
Saavi: 5 minutes then. no need to think.
56 minutes later
me: so 5 min is all it takes from entry to exit ??
then why r ppl so mad bout it??
Saavi: i dont know physiology. it can take some more time. sometimes half an hour or an hour.
me: thats interesting now. an hour? that will be tiring , wont it?
Saavi: it requires training. learning how to last that long.
me: bt in dreams it lasts minutes or 2 , why so???
Saavi: yeah that can also be. i suppose the first time u will not take even as long as a minute.
me: n then? whats ur longest experience???
Saavi: i dont know. never counted minutes. its hard to keep track of time then.
me: i see.. stilll as u said 5 min u can approximate the longest.
7 minutes later
Saavi: why? its not the most common. for newcomers esp.
me: so u wont tell, :(
Saavi: what??
me: the answer.
Saavi: to which question?
me: now u r teasing me, rnt u :)
Saavi: no :)
9 minutes later
me: u know, office over. all gone.
Saavi: ok
me: when i read workout in the site name, i thought u answered bout lasting orgasm :P
think u have other chat buddies today.
Saavi: i usually have n work too
me: u mean i dont have work :( u know, my eyes r burning sitting on pc whole day,
Saavi: i think u cant leave :)
me: ya, thats a fact. i ll have to have great courage to leave. its not just a job, u see. its the whole set up i ve been all these years.
so u left again?
Saavi: leaving to post office.
me: can we chat by msg?
Saavi: mmm no. i will not take long. maybe 30-40 mins. but i guess u will be gone till then.
me: bt i have to in 10 min.
so bye then cu tomorrow. chao.
Saavi: chao :)
me: try to dream bout me:)
Saavi: ah no need
me: u will come as it feels really cold at 5 am.
Saavi: what
me: in my dreams, what else? i stay alone
Saavi: so u dream about me
me: ya, with whom i have dialogue on the day may come in dreams.
Saavi: may
me: sm times weird :P
Saavi: like?
me: hard to remember, bt finally takes u to discharge :D
Saavi: maybe u dont wanna tell.
few minutes later
me: dont know why the net goes off at crucial times :(
so u think i dont wanna tell? come online n i ll tell you :P
Wednesday, 6 January 2010
rather u like to think ur na?
10th October, 2007
me: saviiiiiiii
Saavi: yup
me: call my name :)
Saavi: paresh
me: thanks :) so what hpnd last evng?
Saavi: why
5 minutes later
me: u went off n i kept waiting.
Saavi: gmail was problematic, kept going offline, for long time.
me: where were we last ?
Saavi: dont know :)
me: all pretttty ladies do the same, bt its fine now. for me prostitutes rock :P
Saavi: why so
me: coz its purely physical. patane ka zanzat nahi :)
Saavi: yes very true. its always a man's view
me: for all men?
Saavi: yes. typical :) women look for security in the man, men look for fun without boundations
me: i look for long term relation actually.
Saavi: then why not getting married n with prostitute u cant have long term relation, actually :)
me: tough hw to go about, where to start to find sm1 fit for me.
n above all the attraction distracts a lot :P
Saavi: easy. tell ur mom to pick up 4 u.
Me: gotta go lunch.
Saavi: ok
54 minutes later
me: u never initiate
6 minutes later
me: think u again forgot changing status :)
6 minutes later
Saavi: no im here. just busy.
me: me too for this month. got to work on deadline we discussed bfore.
bt get time out anyhw, m addicted to u :P
Saavi: :) yeah it happens. what about ur impossible work?
me: sm relief. actually yeh ek bimaar company hai. so the blame game keeps going here. bt why always with me this keeps happening? it feels bad when we dont chat.
Saavi: i dont know y happens. try to change it.
me: u must not be feeling i think as u ve got ur hubby :P
Saavi: i chat to others also ;) i was saying about ur job. to try n change the direction of the blame
me: ya, i was getting 5000 p.m. n this gives bout 18000 p.m.
Saavi: well its good one. not great but good :p
me: for me 5000 is great i tell u. with a pretty, sexy, wife who cares. bt thats not to happen soon or maybe never.
Saavi: yes. if u deserve such, u will get. so try to deserve.
become pretty sexy and caring urself :)
me: i m sexy n the world knows :P thats done
what it takes to get such wife ? u tell me what i lack?
Saavi: okies so u r very sexy.
me: ya, i can fuck most of the women.
Saavi: this doesnt make u sexy. sexy means appealing to the other sex. it includes, for a man, beautiful face, good muscular body, strong arms, caring of his appearance, cute smile.
me: i lack the body bt smile n face n nature is ok. i mean good enough for target.
Saavi: :D how do u judge urself?
me: its not funny.
Saavi: sure, who's laughing. im just asking.
me: what : D mean then?
Saavi: dots with d
me: u r in naughty mood today , i think ;)
Saavi: from where does this impression come? about ur sexy face n nature n in body lacking.
like someone said or how do u judge urself?
me: i m under weight u see.
ok i cant judge that.
Saavi: its totally different thing. no, rather u like to think ur na? :) that by face n nature ur very sexy na u want to think so thou ur not very sure.
me: no, by the no. of erections i get per week :P
n what i feel when sm lady sits close to me in a bus !!!!! which rarely happens, maybe they have a sixth sense :)
Saavi: yes. or maybe something else. so for u sexy girl is not the beautiful one but the one who gets excited sexually often.
me: actually, its the instinct that will tell, she is the one , like in yashraj films :D
obviously our sex drives must match or there will be bed room fights :P
Saavi: life is different from movies. have u ever thought that ur sex drive might go down once u get regular sex? u might not want all the time. also, something at work could prevent u from getting excited so often.
also, if u get some ugly or fat and uncooperative wife u wont have any wish for sex, at least with her.
but mostly the first. u'll get it often the first few months, then the rate WILL drop. no matter what u think now
me: good point. m working on that too. bt lets think if otherwise happens.
like increased frequency :P??
Saavi: what will cause this increase?
me: just a possibility. also that the experience of couple is diff n more enjoyable :P
Saavi: u will see for urself whats going to happen. if u ever show enough boldness to change ur present situation.
me: which? being single? n never talk me bout that fat wife, it hurts.
Saavi: why :) its just an imagination. its not real. if ur really handsome, there r bigger chances to get a beautiful bride. if ur not, then its not fair to expect such.
bcos to expect n want, u must be able to give something in return. like lot of money. rich ppl can afford beauties. no matter how they look themselves :)
6 minutes later
me: i dont mean beauty queen. that ll be too much to handle. hw to handle guys hitting on her then?
Saavi: of course. but even a normally beautiful one if u get, what u will offer back :P
if u think ur handsome enough, ok. or, caring and loving enough
me: cant say much to care. as m quite frustrated guy bt a good friend or wife can surely boost me
Saavi: so ur going to offer back frustration??
5 minutes later
me: i said she can remove it n make me normal.
cu later
Saavi: ur not getting to my point... see u
it doesnt suit u i guess so u dont wanna get to it.
me: saviiiiiiii
Saavi: yup
me: call my name :)
Saavi: paresh
me: thanks :) so what hpnd last evng?
Saavi: why
5 minutes later
me: u went off n i kept waiting.
Saavi: gmail was problematic, kept going offline, for long time.
me: where were we last ?
Saavi: dont know :)
me: all pretttty ladies do the same, bt its fine now. for me prostitutes rock :P
Saavi: why so
me: coz its purely physical. patane ka zanzat nahi :)
Saavi: yes very true. its always a man's view
me: for all men?
Saavi: yes. typical :) women look for security in the man, men look for fun without boundations
me: i look for long term relation actually.
Saavi: then why not getting married n with prostitute u cant have long term relation, actually :)
me: tough hw to go about, where to start to find sm1 fit for me.
n above all the attraction distracts a lot :P
Saavi: easy. tell ur mom to pick up 4 u.
Me: gotta go lunch.
Saavi: ok
54 minutes later
me: u never initiate
6 minutes later
me: think u again forgot changing status :)
6 minutes later
Saavi: no im here. just busy.
me: me too for this month. got to work on deadline we discussed bfore.
bt get time out anyhw, m addicted to u :P
Saavi: :) yeah it happens. what about ur impossible work?
me: sm relief. actually yeh ek bimaar company hai. so the blame game keeps going here. bt why always with me this keeps happening? it feels bad when we dont chat.
Saavi: i dont know y happens. try to change it.
me: u must not be feeling i think as u ve got ur hubby :P
Saavi: i chat to others also ;) i was saying about ur job. to try n change the direction of the blame
me: ya, i was getting 5000 p.m. n this gives bout 18000 p.m.
Saavi: well its good one. not great but good :p
me: for me 5000 is great i tell u. with a pretty, sexy, wife who cares. bt thats not to happen soon or maybe never.
Saavi: yes. if u deserve such, u will get. so try to deserve.
become pretty sexy and caring urself :)
me: i m sexy n the world knows :P thats done
what it takes to get such wife ? u tell me what i lack?
Saavi: okies so u r very sexy.
me: ya, i can fuck most of the women.
Saavi: this doesnt make u sexy. sexy means appealing to the other sex. it includes, for a man, beautiful face, good muscular body, strong arms, caring of his appearance, cute smile.
me: i lack the body bt smile n face n nature is ok. i mean good enough for target.
Saavi: :D how do u judge urself?
me: its not funny.
Saavi: sure, who's laughing. im just asking.
me: what : D mean then?
Saavi: dots with d
me: u r in naughty mood today , i think ;)
Saavi: from where does this impression come? about ur sexy face n nature n in body lacking.
like someone said or how do u judge urself?
me: i m under weight u see.
ok i cant judge that.
Saavi: its totally different thing. no, rather u like to think ur na? :) that by face n nature ur very sexy na u want to think so thou ur not very sure.
me: no, by the no. of erections i get per week :P
n what i feel when sm lady sits close to me in a bus !!!!! which rarely happens, maybe they have a sixth sense :)
Saavi: yes. or maybe something else. so for u sexy girl is not the beautiful one but the one who gets excited sexually often.
me: actually, its the instinct that will tell, she is the one , like in yashraj films :D
obviously our sex drives must match or there will be bed room fights :P
Saavi: life is different from movies. have u ever thought that ur sex drive might go down once u get regular sex? u might not want all the time. also, something at work could prevent u from getting excited so often.
also, if u get some ugly or fat and uncooperative wife u wont have any wish for sex, at least with her.
but mostly the first. u'll get it often the first few months, then the rate WILL drop. no matter what u think now
me: good point. m working on that too. bt lets think if otherwise happens.
like increased frequency :P??
Saavi: what will cause this increase?
me: just a possibility. also that the experience of couple is diff n more enjoyable :P
Saavi: u will see for urself whats going to happen. if u ever show enough boldness to change ur present situation.
me: which? being single? n never talk me bout that fat wife, it hurts.
Saavi: why :) its just an imagination. its not real. if ur really handsome, there r bigger chances to get a beautiful bride. if ur not, then its not fair to expect such.
bcos to expect n want, u must be able to give something in return. like lot of money. rich ppl can afford beauties. no matter how they look themselves :)
6 minutes later
me: i dont mean beauty queen. that ll be too much to handle. hw to handle guys hitting on her then?
Saavi: of course. but even a normally beautiful one if u get, what u will offer back :P
if u think ur handsome enough, ok. or, caring and loving enough
me: cant say much to care. as m quite frustrated guy bt a good friend or wife can surely boost me
Saavi: so ur going to offer back frustration??
5 minutes later
me: i said she can remove it n make me normal.
cu later
Saavi: ur not getting to my point... see u
it doesnt suit u i guess so u dont wanna get to it.
Tuesday, 5 January 2010
personal entertainment
4th October, 2007
me: i dont know anyone :D
Saavi: any question u mean
me: ya, sorry, i left abruptly ystrdy.
Saavi: its fine
me: one colleague was trying to read ur comments on weakness so i closed immediately :)
Saavi: haha.. its normal there to peak over each other's shoulders?
me: not actually, u know most r aged ppl nearing 50 here..just one or 2 of my friends may do this
Saavi: right
me: did u get my joke yesterdy?
Saavi: which exactly
me: think bout wife n entertainment :P
dont search, i can resend for u .
Saavi: ah i remember. i didnt search, just talked on phone.
yeah i got this 2 times yesterday
me: twice, hw? ok ill be bak after tea
Saavi: ok
31 minutes later
me: so do u entertain ur husband ?
Saavi: yes
me: Lucky him :( n how do u do it?
Saavi: its my business
me: great business, then what r u doing in office now :P
Saavi: preparing the stand of my company on one exhibition. just finished with the timetable of representatives n now figuring out what to take to the stand. whether to buy pot flower for more beauty or not. baloons probably. the transparent will be done today. our catalogues tomorrow.
me: interesting stuff :(
Saavi: well yeah. generally its interesting work but due to all the confrontation n bcos of too many bosses its tough
me: more than satisfying husband ????
Saavi: uf
me: ok sorry, bt still i would like to know just hw do u entertain him after 5 yrs of living together :)
Saavi: when u r on ur 5th year with wife, i will tell u.
me: u r looking for excuses, try to answer.
i suppose she wont be able to do it after 5 yrs :P
Saavi: it’s a personal question so i might answer or might not, n its not an excuse or anything.
me: ok dont go for details. u can say what kind of activity etc.
8 minutes later
me: take ur time. i ll be bak after eating smthng.
Saavi: right
8th October, 2007
me: good morning :)
Saavi: hi
me: so were u all right ?
Saavi: yeah it was tough but survived :)
me: what hapnd?
Saavi: problems with my colleague. she s not working with me, but we share the office, n shared the stand at the real estate exhibition. she is really vile woman. i've decided to quit this job, finally. have been thinking it from ever since i joined, 10 months now, but finally took decision. i cannot work with her around.
me: that means its not health prob. vile means?
Saavi: no, its not health :)
evil
20 minutes later
me: sorrrry, she wanted to type sm letter
Saavi: who she
me: the sexy co worker in dept. so what caused trouble that u r leaving now?
Saavi: attitude from my colleague. she is obstructing my work. and i've taken it too long now. i dont want to work this way.
me: so have u found other job?
Saavi: well i got proposition from another place and today i have meeting with the manager.
7 minutes later
me: so u r leaving real estate n going to ????
Saavi: well its not certain. lets see.
me: so its uncertain that we ll be chatting for long :)
Saavi: well yes. i dont know what the situation on the new place will be.
me: i wish we ll continue at new place too :)
lunch time.
Saavi: okies
56 minutes later
me: not out
8 minutes later
Saavi: :)
25 minutes later
me: now its OUT. lost 60 Rs. on Clerk today
Saavi: match finished or what
me: no but for me its over as clerk is out for 7. i hope Aus wins n i get back 20 at least.
Saavi: oh
me: :) they call me Gaddar :D
Saavi: why? whats the meaning?
me: coz i wish india lose :) bt my logic is, i usually Lose n hence i place bet that india loses, so that india wins and i lose finally :(
7 minutes later
me: so hw's ur colleague today :P
Saavi: who? the nasty one?
me: obviously, what she did to u?
btw is she pretty :)
Saavi: she is 55 years old n not pretty at all.
we are sharing the stand at the expo between our 2 companies. my boss secured the stand, without payment. as initiative came from our side, when i went to ask her whether she has any requirements for the poster that was going to be hanged at the stand, she said no, do it as u wish.
i discussed with the designer and selected size and design. when she saw the ready poster, she grew annoyed n said we already have similar one. why did u make it this size n in Italian. i said - did i ask u if u have any requirements? u said no, make it as u want, so i made it as i want. i did ask her abt language too, she said, whatever.
now she saying - why in Italian. it made me really angry, bcos im already fed up with this daily stuff. bcos i do all the work, even where we r supposed to share equally. but she can only criticize and find faults, where there r nt such.
and another thing, which made my mind, i had very small luggage to take to the expo - brochures, the poster n such. the others had terrible load. we had tough time carrying it there, but i did all the work, by finding ways to transport it inside, managing with the carriages, everything.
then when she saw the location of the stand, she made terrible situation. the stand was really in a not so good place, but it was bcos it was free n bcos my boss secured it at the last moment. so she made face n talked what a stupid stand we have, n how we do our work in not good way. i asked her that we both go n speak with the organizers, she said she wont go as she didnt participate in choosing the stand.
i talked to my boss, to the organizers, so on. at this time the other 2 were putting the posters. they put theirs above ours, thou she was saying all the time my side organized the stand. and they tried to put my poster in a way that it was partly covered by theirs.
i got very angry. i had asked her to wait for me, while i speak on the phone, n that we will put the posters after that. she told me that the sticky tape they already applied on the poster would try if they waited for me to finish my 5 min talk. i hadnt heard more absurd thing from another person. sticky tape doesnt dry cos its not glue, she didnt want to wait for me for the putting of posters.
i was so terribly irritated i cant tell u. n she didnt wait bcos she wanted to put the posters in a way they did. their above, ours below n covered by theirs. they also didnt send a person to attend the stand. i did everything. stood there all the time n carried the stuff around. esp first day when it was harder, n i had to organize the entrance tickets of all who attend my stand, more tables, etc. n its my first time to organize a stand at an expo! i havent done b4 n i dont have any experience.
im tired of this. its not the first time, it happens all the time.
me: i think she's nearing retirement, isnt she?
so u had this expo in weekend?
Saavi: yes
4 minutes later
me: was reading ur essay :) in short u hate her now.
i m worried of stopping chat with u. if she's bout to retire u may continue. how long is it bfore she goes out of firm?
10 minutes later
Saavi: sorry was on phone. she could pass here a few more years, i dont know. even if i knew she would go in a year i wouldnt stay
7 minutes later
me: i thought sm months or so. hapns with old ppl, i think u must arrange for option bfor u leave. i ve personal experience in this.
Saavi: yes, i wont leave without having option for work.
me: good. u ve studied what as main subject.?
Saavi: :) indian studies. indian religions, indian history, geography, sociology, literature.
i did MA on Indian culture and society.
actually ppl graduating the country studies usually go to work in cultural or foreign ministry. i did training in both but i didnt like it. im not fit for diplomat.
me: i dont know anyone :D
Saavi: any question u mean
me: ya, sorry, i left abruptly ystrdy.
Saavi: its fine
me: one colleague was trying to read ur comments on weakness so i closed immediately :)
Saavi: haha.. its normal there to peak over each other's shoulders?
me: not actually, u know most r aged ppl nearing 50 here..just one or 2 of my friends may do this
Saavi: right
me: did u get my joke yesterdy?
Saavi: which exactly
me: think bout wife n entertainment :P
dont search, i can resend for u .
Saavi: ah i remember. i didnt search, just talked on phone.
yeah i got this 2 times yesterday
me: twice, hw? ok ill be bak after tea
Saavi: ok
31 minutes later
me: so do u entertain ur husband ?
Saavi: yes
me: Lucky him :( n how do u do it?
Saavi: its my business
me: great business, then what r u doing in office now :P
Saavi: preparing the stand of my company on one exhibition. just finished with the timetable of representatives n now figuring out what to take to the stand. whether to buy pot flower for more beauty or not. baloons probably. the transparent will be done today. our catalogues tomorrow.
me: interesting stuff :(
Saavi: well yeah. generally its interesting work but due to all the confrontation n bcos of too many bosses its tough
me: more than satisfying husband ????
Saavi: uf
me: ok sorry, bt still i would like to know just hw do u entertain him after 5 yrs of living together :)
Saavi: when u r on ur 5th year with wife, i will tell u.
me: u r looking for excuses, try to answer.
i suppose she wont be able to do it after 5 yrs :P
Saavi: it’s a personal question so i might answer or might not, n its not an excuse or anything.
me: ok dont go for details. u can say what kind of activity etc.
8 minutes later
me: take ur time. i ll be bak after eating smthng.
Saavi: right
8th October, 2007
me: good morning :)
Saavi: hi
me: so were u all right ?
Saavi: yeah it was tough but survived :)
me: what hapnd?
Saavi: problems with my colleague. she s not working with me, but we share the office, n shared the stand at the real estate exhibition. she is really vile woman. i've decided to quit this job, finally. have been thinking it from ever since i joined, 10 months now, but finally took decision. i cannot work with her around.
me: that means its not health prob. vile means?
Saavi: no, its not health :)
evil
20 minutes later
me: sorrrry, she wanted to type sm letter
Saavi: who she
me: the sexy co worker in dept. so what caused trouble that u r leaving now?
Saavi: attitude from my colleague. she is obstructing my work. and i've taken it too long now. i dont want to work this way.
me: so have u found other job?
Saavi: well i got proposition from another place and today i have meeting with the manager.
7 minutes later
me: so u r leaving real estate n going to ????
Saavi: well its not certain. lets see.
me: so its uncertain that we ll be chatting for long :)
Saavi: well yes. i dont know what the situation on the new place will be.
me: i wish we ll continue at new place too :)
lunch time.
Saavi: okies
56 minutes later
me: not out
8 minutes later
Saavi: :)
25 minutes later
me: now its OUT. lost 60 Rs. on Clerk today
Saavi: match finished or what
me: no but for me its over as clerk is out for 7. i hope Aus wins n i get back 20 at least.
Saavi: oh
me: :) they call me Gaddar :D
Saavi: why? whats the meaning?
me: coz i wish india lose :) bt my logic is, i usually Lose n hence i place bet that india loses, so that india wins and i lose finally :(
7 minutes later
me: so hw's ur colleague today :P
Saavi: who? the nasty one?
me: obviously, what she did to u?
btw is she pretty :)
Saavi: she is 55 years old n not pretty at all.
we are sharing the stand at the expo between our 2 companies. my boss secured the stand, without payment. as initiative came from our side, when i went to ask her whether she has any requirements for the poster that was going to be hanged at the stand, she said no, do it as u wish.
i discussed with the designer and selected size and design. when she saw the ready poster, she grew annoyed n said we already have similar one. why did u make it this size n in Italian. i said - did i ask u if u have any requirements? u said no, make it as u want, so i made it as i want. i did ask her abt language too, she said, whatever.
now she saying - why in Italian. it made me really angry, bcos im already fed up with this daily stuff. bcos i do all the work, even where we r supposed to share equally. but she can only criticize and find faults, where there r nt such.
and another thing, which made my mind, i had very small luggage to take to the expo - brochures, the poster n such. the others had terrible load. we had tough time carrying it there, but i did all the work, by finding ways to transport it inside, managing with the carriages, everything.
then when she saw the location of the stand, she made terrible situation. the stand was really in a not so good place, but it was bcos it was free n bcos my boss secured it at the last moment. so she made face n talked what a stupid stand we have, n how we do our work in not good way. i asked her that we both go n speak with the organizers, she said she wont go as she didnt participate in choosing the stand.
i talked to my boss, to the organizers, so on. at this time the other 2 were putting the posters. they put theirs above ours, thou she was saying all the time my side organized the stand. and they tried to put my poster in a way that it was partly covered by theirs.
i got very angry. i had asked her to wait for me, while i speak on the phone, n that we will put the posters after that. she told me that the sticky tape they already applied on the poster would try if they waited for me to finish my 5 min talk. i hadnt heard more absurd thing from another person. sticky tape doesnt dry cos its not glue, she didnt want to wait for me for the putting of posters.
i was so terribly irritated i cant tell u. n she didnt wait bcos she wanted to put the posters in a way they did. their above, ours below n covered by theirs. they also didnt send a person to attend the stand. i did everything. stood there all the time n carried the stuff around. esp first day when it was harder, n i had to organize the entrance tickets of all who attend my stand, more tables, etc. n its my first time to organize a stand at an expo! i havent done b4 n i dont have any experience.
im tired of this. its not the first time, it happens all the time.
me: i think she's nearing retirement, isnt she?
so u had this expo in weekend?
Saavi: yes
4 minutes later
me: was reading ur essay :) in short u hate her now.
i m worried of stopping chat with u. if she's bout to retire u may continue. how long is it bfore she goes out of firm?
10 minutes later
Saavi: sorry was on phone. she could pass here a few more years, i dont know. even if i knew she would go in a year i wouldnt stay
7 minutes later
me: i thought sm months or so. hapns with old ppl, i think u must arrange for option bfor u leave. i ve personal experience in this.
Saavi: yes, i wont leave without having option for work.
me: good. u ve studied what as main subject.?
Saavi: :) indian studies. indian religions, indian history, geography, sociology, literature.
i did MA on Indian culture and society.
actually ppl graduating the country studies usually go to work in cultural or foreign ministry. i did training in both but i didnt like it. im not fit for diplomat.
Monday, 4 January 2010
her court will pronounce me weak..
2nd October, 2007
me: whats not easy?
Saavi: decisions :)
me: find?
Saavi: what
me: u wrote aint easy to find?
finding decisions ?
5 minutes later
Saavi: ah no, to take them. but it will be same as to find them
me: bout wedding plans :)?
Saavi: no. do u hope for this? im actually bothered by this work. i suppose hard work will be till end of this month. later it will not be that hectic but who knows. and the reason will be that i will take leave...but december i wont have so much work, i hope
me: u r certain to marry :P ? what did u mean i hope for?
Saavi: im certain. actually this is formality only im married since more than 2 years
me: yeah, i forgot that. so will u give ur contact no?
10 minutes later
me: helloooooooooo sunti ho?
Saavi: i dont like this sunti ho, dont use it any more. why do u need contact no?
me: just to talk, nothing else.
Saavi: i dont know. will see :)
me: ok, its not so important, its just that in india i can call easily compared to ISD calls :)
Saavi: i see
me: its holiday, m in cafe to pass time, hw's ur work today?
Saavi: right, gandhi ji.
work is much but im taking my time...im alone in office, the others from the other company worked on the weekend n took rest today
what do u think of gandhi?
me: thousands of roads, bldngs, companies, etc etc r named after him in India-- father of the nation.
i dont know him personally.
Saavi: yeah sure, i would be surprised otherwise.
still, no opinion?
me: i know what i m taught in school bout the great man n his sacrifices. my opinion is not on personal experience, u see
6 minutes later
me: u r alone? totally?
Saavi: yeah. there r visitors now and then coming but no one constantly staying.
me: so hw it feel wthout boss at work :)
Saavi: i dont have boss at office. they come and go whenever they have work here. they have their own offices. this is an NGO and the board members have their own companies. we communicate all the time, thru phone and mails
me: u r alone there , i m alone here :P
my time is up, must leave now. its hot outside. still i ll have to go out. cu 2moro in office.
Saavi: okies see u
3rd October, 2007
me: iima? from u?
Saavi: why whats wrong? im going to take sandwich will come back in 10 mins.
9 minutes later
me: if these r management fundas, i wont do mba.
Saavi: k im back
me: boss is always right :) right now.
Saavi: what
me: boss was telling smthng so i could not answer
ur cell cant receive MMS or what?
Saavi: it can
me: then its my ntwork prob. :)
Saavi: right. i did get a msg from u at night, to come online. i saw it in morning
me: i sent it yesteredy 12.15 pm. when having lunch in a hotel
8 minutes later
Saavi: i see. but it came at night
6 minutes later
me: happens.. when the network is busy smtimes.
Saavi: doesnt happen here
me: i mean when other girls r hitting on me.
Saavi: we would protest if it did.
me: :P
Saavi: oh yes yes
20 minutes later
me: so when r u coming ?
Saavi: 5th next month
me: i think Diwali is planned in India :)
Saavi: yes. obviously.
me: u like diwali?
Saavi: yeah, in india its fun. i've seen just one, i was on the top of some small hotel in varanasi. the fireworks were impressive
me: ya, in childhood that was major attraction. otherwise m not much into diwali.
Saavi: then what ru into?
which holiday?
me: was to say, Patakha Girls or ladies :P
Saavi: i knew it
me: loved to fly kites till late. holi too is good, to see wet ladies.
Saavi: ur disgusting
me: why cant i have interest in flying kites? its good for environment.
Saavi: thats fine. u like the holi, in order to see wet ladies.
me: no no no. its just a part of it.
u see its a good way to socialize, to feel free n wild, with colours n water everywhere. can get child inside u out ;)
m not disgusting, deprivation has caused sm weirdness.
Saavi: it has happened to all indians, unfortunately to girls also. taboos on simple things cause such things in them. i ve seen girls in my hostel. they were disgusting, hugging, kissing, behaving like lovers.
me: lesbos u mean?
Saavi: all videshis used to say its bcos these things r banned for them.
no, they were straight but bcos of normal hormones. they r not allowed to see boys, talk to them even, lead a normal life. a person is supposed to be kept away from everything lke this till marriage in India. not talk not think. its hidden. thats why its so strong. n ppl go to some extents i havent seen. due to suppression.
me: n here i dont have red light area too in Gujarat just like whisky ban :)
Saavi: see to what extent this is leading u. to think about prostitutes.
me: anyway they are very interesting :P
Saavi: poor future wife of urs. i dont like weak ppl. i dont know, can never convince myself that they r ok. for me weak ppl are weak n for pity
me: m weak??????????? after 27 yrs, i m virgin.
Saavi: like normal indian
me: u know n tell m weak?
Saavi: ur not the only one.
yes u r
maybe not yet thou but if u do go to prostitute my court will pronounce u weak :)
me: whats not easy?
Saavi: decisions :)
me: find?
Saavi: what
me: u wrote aint easy to find?
finding decisions ?
5 minutes later
Saavi: ah no, to take them. but it will be same as to find them
me: bout wedding plans :)?
Saavi: no. do u hope for this? im actually bothered by this work. i suppose hard work will be till end of this month. later it will not be that hectic but who knows. and the reason will be that i will take leave...but december i wont have so much work, i hope
me: u r certain to marry :P ? what did u mean i hope for?
Saavi: im certain. actually this is formality only im married since more than 2 years
me: yeah, i forgot that. so will u give ur contact no?
10 minutes later
me: helloooooooooo sunti ho?
Saavi: i dont like this sunti ho, dont use it any more. why do u need contact no?
me: just to talk, nothing else.
Saavi: i dont know. will see :)
me: ok, its not so important, its just that in india i can call easily compared to ISD calls :)
Saavi: i see
me: its holiday, m in cafe to pass time, hw's ur work today?
Saavi: right, gandhi ji.
work is much but im taking my time...im alone in office, the others from the other company worked on the weekend n took rest today
what do u think of gandhi?
me: thousands of roads, bldngs, companies, etc etc r named after him in India-- father of the nation.
i dont know him personally.
Saavi: yeah sure, i would be surprised otherwise.
still, no opinion?
me: i know what i m taught in school bout the great man n his sacrifices. my opinion is not on personal experience, u see
6 minutes later
me: u r alone? totally?
Saavi: yeah. there r visitors now and then coming but no one constantly staying.
me: so hw it feel wthout boss at work :)
Saavi: i dont have boss at office. they come and go whenever they have work here. they have their own offices. this is an NGO and the board members have their own companies. we communicate all the time, thru phone and mails
me: u r alone there , i m alone here :P
my time is up, must leave now. its hot outside. still i ll have to go out. cu 2moro in office.
Saavi: okies see u
3rd October, 2007
me: iima? from u?
Saavi: why whats wrong? im going to take sandwich will come back in 10 mins.
9 minutes later
me: if these r management fundas, i wont do mba.
Saavi: k im back
me: boss is always right :) right now.
Saavi: what
me: boss was telling smthng so i could not answer
ur cell cant receive MMS or what?
Saavi: it can
me: then its my ntwork prob. :)
Saavi: right. i did get a msg from u at night, to come online. i saw it in morning
me: i sent it yesteredy 12.15 pm. when having lunch in a hotel
8 minutes later
Saavi: i see. but it came at night
6 minutes later
me: happens.. when the network is busy smtimes.
Saavi: doesnt happen here
me: i mean when other girls r hitting on me.
Saavi: we would protest if it did.
me: :P
Saavi: oh yes yes
20 minutes later
me: so when r u coming ?
Saavi: 5th next month
me: i think Diwali is planned in India :)
Saavi: yes. obviously.
me: u like diwali?
Saavi: yeah, in india its fun. i've seen just one, i was on the top of some small hotel in varanasi. the fireworks were impressive
me: ya, in childhood that was major attraction. otherwise m not much into diwali.
Saavi: then what ru into?
which holiday?
me: was to say, Patakha Girls or ladies :P
Saavi: i knew it
me: loved to fly kites till late. holi too is good, to see wet ladies.
Saavi: ur disgusting
me: why cant i have interest in flying kites? its good for environment.
Saavi: thats fine. u like the holi, in order to see wet ladies.
me: no no no. its just a part of it.
u see its a good way to socialize, to feel free n wild, with colours n water everywhere. can get child inside u out ;)
m not disgusting, deprivation has caused sm weirdness.
Saavi: it has happened to all indians, unfortunately to girls also. taboos on simple things cause such things in them. i ve seen girls in my hostel. they were disgusting, hugging, kissing, behaving like lovers.
me: lesbos u mean?
Saavi: all videshis used to say its bcos these things r banned for them.
no, they were straight but bcos of normal hormones. they r not allowed to see boys, talk to them even, lead a normal life. a person is supposed to be kept away from everything lke this till marriage in India. not talk not think. its hidden. thats why its so strong. n ppl go to some extents i havent seen. due to suppression.
me: n here i dont have red light area too in Gujarat just like whisky ban :)
Saavi: see to what extent this is leading u. to think about prostitutes.
me: anyway they are very interesting :P
Saavi: poor future wife of urs. i dont like weak ppl. i dont know, can never convince myself that they r ok. for me weak ppl are weak n for pity
me: m weak??????????? after 27 yrs, i m virgin.
Saavi: like normal indian
me: u know n tell m weak?
Saavi: ur not the only one.
yes u r
maybe not yet thou but if u do go to prostitute my court will pronounce u weak :)
Saturday, 2 January 2010
Weather will be for t-shirts not for...
28th September, 2007
me: hi.. excitement u can see :)
Saavi: hi.. ur excited or exhausted
me: thats different. excited to c u online :) exhausted by gym today.
Saavi: when do u have time to go to gym ?
me: morning 7 am.
Saavi: what time do u get up
me: anytime btwn 6.30 to 7 am
Saavi: how do u manage ? i get up at 8. very difficult.
me: not at all, actually i lose sleep around 5 am mostly and then just rest in the bed with closed eyes. its easy when u dont have sex at night :P
Saavi: i go to sleep usually around 12
me: so the 8 hours sleep is deep??
Saavi: absolutely n usually i'd like more than 8 hours
me: me at most 8, normally get 4-6 hours. less than 4 makes for a bad day.
5 minutes later
Saavi: sure it does. i know even 7 is enough but for me 9 is the utmost and best.
me: u sleepy girl :) maybe i dont do exhausting work. when i do i ll also need maybe.
Saavi: i dont know if i do exhausting work too :)
me: bt u do sex, thats huge :P
18 minutes later
me: kahan gayye?
Saavi: sorry student came. need to go. will be back in an hour
me: dont go close to him :)
1st October, 2007
me: so u got that china joke :D
7 minutes later
me: u busy?
Saavi: well lot of work...piling up... only me to do
me: nothing here. poor baby :)
my office is empty, all went to sm ceremony
Saavi: n u stayed.
me: why get bored hearing lectures n i ve won no prize too.
Saavi: what were the prizes for?
me: i think sm outstanding contribution in company's progress. i m just 8 months old here.
Saavi: oh so its enough for making outstanding contribution.
me: ya, 1 month can also do, bt i m a frustrated man , u see :) dont expect nything .
2 minutes later
me: shocked :) ???
Saavi: no, went to get sandwich. my husband is pushing me to travel to india with him
me: u r in India ? why pushing ? u dont want to come ?
Saavi: obviously im not in india.
no i was planning to come 1 week later than him.
me: u should come together, i think u r coming for wedding ?
9 minutes later
me: dont be angry, just kidding, bt i think its tough in india to do this as per our traditions i mean.
5 minutes later
Saavi: well i cant help even if i wanted. i dont know anything about indian marriages. i can help shopping my own items, but even then, i dont know what to buy.
me: ya, i also dont follow any rituals here. i believe in registered marriage only, u ll see the list of processes involved in marriage is so much.
Saavi: yes. some r without meaning to me
me: all r in fact, coz the pundit speaks in unclear Sanskrit language that is not understood by a single person around, smtimes even the pundit doesnt know i think :)
Saavi: 5 min
5 minutes later
me: time up !
Saavi: yeah back. not only the language rather some rituals i've seen. they sit the groom down n start waiving some cloth over his head, stuff it with some things, wave it, then take it out. or painting his face in red and yellow and black colors like clown. or, the mother of groom sits with other women n she takes the groom's head to her bosom to imitate breast feeding.
me: brest feeding :D heard first time. as i said i dont pay attention generally, i m interested in pretty girls around or in the lunch items :P
Saavi: yeah makes sense
me: this functions are also a meeting place for potential husband wives n their parents for arranged marriage. coz u cant meet in garden. thats anti social.
5 minutes later
Saavi: yeah. here we meet at discos, clubs, or parties n no arranged marriages
me: n mind well, u cant express ur intention as sexual ever. it is very tricky.
now i gotta leave too. cant sit alone in whole office for long.
Saavi: its early to go. chek this when u get time engrish..com. my fav section is 'chingrish'
me: yeah, i wont go bt m not well today, have to see physician for my cold.
Saavi: cold. i suppose its hot in india
me: is it murder of english?
Saavi: kind of. its too funny. by forecast today in agra is 36 degrees
me: i dont know the name of disease. but my throat is paining, got fever n sm headache too, water flowing from nose like little baby :)
Saavi: must be cold :)
me: 36 degree, yes, thats why i stayed back. still dont wish to go out
Saavi: what will the weather be in a month? here its 22
me: good for u , winter is bout to arrive, its the transition period btwn monsoon n winter,
that will suit u. generelly around 20 to 30 degrees in winter.
Saavi: that will be in December. i will be there in nov.
me: may go to 5 to 15 in night or early morning. i think nov to feb is winter here. nov is also cool generally, dont worry.
Saavi: i told everyone weather will be for t-shirts not for blouses.
5 minutes later
me: blouses have ventilation, u know :P
n u can choose material n pattern to stay cool too :P its hot dress :P
so must say bye for today, 2 morrow is Gandhi Jayanti, national holidy. cu on wednesday :)
Saavi: uff all the time holidays in india
me: same feeling here. sunday was just gone :( no idea what to do.
Saavi: celebrate
me: with the throat pain n licking nose :)
Saavi: leaking
me: sorry, u see i m really sick !
Saavi: yup
me: actually i was watching licking lesbians little while ago, maybe thats why. sm 1 give me a french kiss n take my cold.
Saavi: yuq
me: watchman coming, ppl want me into check, as i m alone in office, they keep coming to see what m i doing :P
Saavi: ok then go
me: cu then, give contact when come to India :)
me: hi.. excitement u can see :)
Saavi: hi.. ur excited or exhausted
me: thats different. excited to c u online :) exhausted by gym today.
Saavi: when do u have time to go to gym ?
me: morning 7 am.
Saavi: what time do u get up
me: anytime btwn 6.30 to 7 am
Saavi: how do u manage ? i get up at 8. very difficult.
me: not at all, actually i lose sleep around 5 am mostly and then just rest in the bed with closed eyes. its easy when u dont have sex at night :P
Saavi: i go to sleep usually around 12
me: so the 8 hours sleep is deep??
Saavi: absolutely n usually i'd like more than 8 hours
me: me at most 8, normally get 4-6 hours. less than 4 makes for a bad day.
5 minutes later
Saavi: sure it does. i know even 7 is enough but for me 9 is the utmost and best.
me: u sleepy girl :) maybe i dont do exhausting work. when i do i ll also need maybe.
Saavi: i dont know if i do exhausting work too :)
me: bt u do sex, thats huge :P
18 minutes later
me: kahan gayye?
Saavi: sorry student came. need to go. will be back in an hour
me: dont go close to him :)
1st October, 2007
me: so u got that china joke :D
7 minutes later
me: u busy?
Saavi: well lot of work...piling up... only me to do
me: nothing here. poor baby :)
my office is empty, all went to sm ceremony
Saavi: n u stayed.
me: why get bored hearing lectures n i ve won no prize too.
Saavi: what were the prizes for?
me: i think sm outstanding contribution in company's progress. i m just 8 months old here.
Saavi: oh so its enough for making outstanding contribution.
me: ya, 1 month can also do, bt i m a frustrated man , u see :) dont expect nything .
2 minutes later
me: shocked :) ???
Saavi: no, went to get sandwich. my husband is pushing me to travel to india with him
me: u r in India ? why pushing ? u dont want to come ?
Saavi: obviously im not in india.
no i was planning to come 1 week later than him.
me: u should come together, i think u r coming for wedding ?
9 minutes later
me: dont be angry, just kidding, bt i think its tough in india to do this as per our traditions i mean.
5 minutes later
Saavi: well i cant help even if i wanted. i dont know anything about indian marriages. i can help shopping my own items, but even then, i dont know what to buy.
me: ya, i also dont follow any rituals here. i believe in registered marriage only, u ll see the list of processes involved in marriage is so much.
Saavi: yes. some r without meaning to me
me: all r in fact, coz the pundit speaks in unclear Sanskrit language that is not understood by a single person around, smtimes even the pundit doesnt know i think :)
Saavi: 5 min
5 minutes later
me: time up !
Saavi: yeah back. not only the language rather some rituals i've seen. they sit the groom down n start waiving some cloth over his head, stuff it with some things, wave it, then take it out. or painting his face in red and yellow and black colors like clown. or, the mother of groom sits with other women n she takes the groom's head to her bosom to imitate breast feeding.
me: brest feeding :D heard first time. as i said i dont pay attention generally, i m interested in pretty girls around or in the lunch items :P
Saavi: yeah makes sense
me: this functions are also a meeting place for potential husband wives n their parents for arranged marriage. coz u cant meet in garden. thats anti social.
5 minutes later
Saavi: yeah. here we meet at discos, clubs, or parties n no arranged marriages
me: n mind well, u cant express ur intention as sexual ever. it is very tricky.
now i gotta leave too. cant sit alone in whole office for long.
Saavi: its early to go. chek this when u get time engrish..com. my fav section is 'chingrish'
me: yeah, i wont go bt m not well today, have to see physician for my cold.
Saavi: cold. i suppose its hot in india
me: is it murder of english?
Saavi: kind of. its too funny. by forecast today in agra is 36 degrees
me: i dont know the name of disease. but my throat is paining, got fever n sm headache too, water flowing from nose like little baby :)
Saavi: must be cold :)
me: 36 degree, yes, thats why i stayed back. still dont wish to go out
Saavi: what will the weather be in a month? here its 22
me: good for u , winter is bout to arrive, its the transition period btwn monsoon n winter,
that will suit u. generelly around 20 to 30 degrees in winter.
Saavi: that will be in December. i will be there in nov.
me: may go to 5 to 15 in night or early morning. i think nov to feb is winter here. nov is also cool generally, dont worry.
Saavi: i told everyone weather will be for t-shirts not for blouses.
5 minutes later
me: blouses have ventilation, u know :P
n u can choose material n pattern to stay cool too :P its hot dress :P
so must say bye for today, 2 morrow is Gandhi Jayanti, national holidy. cu on wednesday :)
Saavi: uff all the time holidays in india
me: same feeling here. sunday was just gone :( no idea what to do.
Saavi: celebrate
me: with the throat pain n licking nose :)
Saavi: leaking
me: sorry, u see i m really sick !
Saavi: yup
me: actually i was watching licking lesbians little while ago, maybe thats why. sm 1 give me a french kiss n take my cold.
Saavi: yuq
me: watchman coming, ppl want me into check, as i m alone in office, they keep coming to see what m i doing :P
Saavi: ok then go
me: cu then, give contact when come to India :)
Friday, 1 January 2010
stuck at level 13
3rd September, 2009
me: hello.. hw r..khana khake jaana haan :D
Rati: lol u watch khichdi?
me: abhi to nahi, pehle bahut dekha, too good.
Rati: n sarabhai ?
yes damn funny
me: tht too. yes right
Rati: i love sarabhai more. indravadan is so cute :D
me: which one
Rati: big one. dad
me: lol
btw m stuck at 13th level
Rati: n sahil is hot :P
13th level ?
me: hw to go to 14th
Rati: of wat ?
me: (site address of the quest)
Rati: wait ill chck
me: in the web address u hv to modify
Rati: nevr played dis
me: the last words
Rati: k..
me: like in 13th step the answer was square of 13
Rati: ...
me: =169
Rati: ok..
me: check the link
Rati: evry time uve chng the url ?
me: right. bt nw it shows
Rati: ok..
me: black part. nthng is written :(
Rati: ohk.. ye 13th level hi hai kya ?
me: ha. searth for 14
Rati: ohk.. bt wats da question?
me: things related to no.14 and the blackened screen
Rati: ohk..
me: no question is given here
Rati: kk.. fine
me: there were clues in the box which is made black at this level
Rati: ctrl+a karke dekho. blank space me kuch likha hai
wo previous clue hai kya ? previous quest ka ??
me: omg u r smart :)
Rati: lol ans kya hai ? :-/
me: number14. this is 13th level nd we ve to go to 14th nw
Rati: to us clue ka koi use nahi na ?
me: hai to
Rati: kaise?
me: har baar numberXX aisa nahi hota answer lol
chk the next page. 14th level
Rati: view page source karke dekho.. shayd koi clue ho
me: mil gaya
Rati: ? kaha ?
me: google me type karo catorce
Rati: kay hai ans?
me: search karo "catorce”
Rati: k..
me: quince. its french
Rati: ohh smart boy :) kaisa mila ?
me: arey simple search
Rati: buchanan :-/
me: catorce is french of 14
Rati: ohh :) B-)
me: bt its nt right :(
Rati: it is ?? nxt page aaya na. mere yaha pe to aaya baba
me: ok i think i made spelling mistake
Rati: ...k.. quince
me: buchanan ke baad kaun sa coach aaya ? u knw ?
Rati: coach ?
me: buchanan apna coach tha ?? i hv doubt
Rati: reeve
me: lol
Rati: search kiya to reeve aaya tha. mujhe bhi kaha pata tha :P
me: u mean reeve is ans ?
Rati: nahi. reeve aaya uske baad. lekin ans nahi hai
me: nai to
Rati: reeve search karke dekho
me: gary kirsten hoga
Rati: ohk..
me: wo alag hai yaar. IPL ki news hai
Rati: lol ok..
me: main national team ki baat kar raha hhu
Rati: ohk..
me: search ye karna hai ki wo national team ka coach tha ?
Rati: mujhe koi idea nahi hai.. m not interested in sports lol
me: tha to kaun se number ka ?
Rati: ohhh...
me: if its 16th
Rati: k..
me: then the next coach is the answer. tum chutti pe ho ?
Rati: haan aaj visarjan hai na
me: i hv to go to other city, sorry
Rati: visrajan ko hindi me kya bolte hai mujhe nai pata
me: office :(
Rati: sorry?
me: see ya in an hour :)
Rati: sorry kisliye ? city?
lol oks :) cya n take care bbye happy journey :P
me: no not city
Rati: thn?
me: ek letter ki delievery karni hai. delivery boy :D
Rati: acha :) lol kk..cu thn..in an hr
46 minutes later
me: back
Rati: cool
aur bolo
me: wt cool :
cry
Rati: tht ur back :P
lol bolo is common in marathi lol
me: i knw its all over india lol
Rati: :)
me: to fir answer mila ? buchanan ka
Rati: nai :( maine try hi nahi kiya tumhare jaane k baad :p
me: good :)
Rati: y good? lol
me: achhi aalsi bachhi
Rati: :) sach me aalsi hu. abhi tak nahayi bhi nahi hu. abhi jaa rahi hu
yawn sach me m yawning lol
me: karti kya ho 12 baje tak
Rati: are aaj chhutti hai isliye tp kar rahi thi. to jau ab?
me: jaa
Rati: lol kabutar ja ja ja
cya :) n tc ccye
oops..i mean bbye, baad me time mila to ill cme ol k?
cya
bye toh bolo x-(
k leaving bye
me: ohh sorry bbye cm soon :)
me: hello.. hw r..khana khake jaana haan :D
Rati: lol u watch khichdi?
me: abhi to nahi, pehle bahut dekha, too good.
Rati: n sarabhai ?
yes damn funny
me: tht too. yes right
Rati: i love sarabhai more. indravadan is so cute :D
me: which one
Rati: big one. dad
me: lol
btw m stuck at 13th level
Rati: n sahil is hot :P
13th level ?
me: hw to go to 14th
Rati: of wat ?
me: (site address of the quest)
Rati: wait ill chck
me: in the web address u hv to modify
Rati: nevr played dis
me: the last words
Rati: k..
me: like in 13th step the answer was square of 13
Rati: ...
me: =169
Rati: ok..
me: check the link
Rati: evry time uve chng the url ?
me: right. bt nw it shows
Rati: ok..
me: black part. nthng is written :(
Rati: ohk.. ye 13th level hi hai kya ?
me: ha. searth for 14
Rati: ohk.. bt wats da question?
me: things related to no.14 and the blackened screen
Rati: ohk..
me: no question is given here
Rati: kk.. fine
me: there were clues in the box which is made black at this level
Rati: ctrl+a karke dekho. blank space me kuch likha hai
wo previous clue hai kya ? previous quest ka ??
me: omg u r smart :)
Rati: lol ans kya hai ? :-/
me: number14. this is 13th level nd we ve to go to 14th nw
Rati: to us clue ka koi use nahi na ?
me: hai to
Rati: kaise?
me: har baar numberXX aisa nahi hota answer lol
chk the next page. 14th level
Rati: view page source karke dekho.. shayd koi clue ho
me: mil gaya
Rati: ? kaha ?
me: google me type karo catorce
Rati: kay hai ans?
me: search karo "catorce”
Rati: k..
me: quince. its french
Rati: ohh smart boy :) kaisa mila ?
me: arey simple search
Rati: buchanan :-/
me: catorce is french of 14
Rati: ohh :) B-)
me: bt its nt right :(
Rati: it is ?? nxt page aaya na. mere yaha pe to aaya baba
me: ok i think i made spelling mistake
Rati: ...k.. quince
me: buchanan ke baad kaun sa coach aaya ? u knw ?
Rati: coach ?
me: buchanan apna coach tha ?? i hv doubt
Rati: reeve
me: lol
Rati: search kiya to reeve aaya tha. mujhe bhi kaha pata tha :P
me: u mean reeve is ans ?
Rati: nahi. reeve aaya uske baad. lekin ans nahi hai
me: nai to
Rati: reeve search karke dekho
me: gary kirsten hoga
Rati: ohk..
me: wo alag hai yaar. IPL ki news hai
Rati: lol ok..
me: main national team ki baat kar raha hhu
Rati: ohk..
me: search ye karna hai ki wo national team ka coach tha ?
Rati: mujhe koi idea nahi hai.. m not interested in sports lol
me: tha to kaun se number ka ?
Rati: ohhh...
me: if its 16th
Rati: k..
me: then the next coach is the answer. tum chutti pe ho ?
Rati: haan aaj visarjan hai na
me: i hv to go to other city, sorry
Rati: visrajan ko hindi me kya bolte hai mujhe nai pata
me: office :(
Rati: sorry?
me: see ya in an hour :)
Rati: sorry kisliye ? city?
lol oks :) cya n take care bbye happy journey :P
me: no not city
Rati: thn?
me: ek letter ki delievery karni hai. delivery boy :D
Rati: acha :) lol kk..cu thn..in an hr
46 minutes later
me: back
Rati: cool
aur bolo
me: wt cool :
cry
Rati: tht ur back :P
lol bolo is common in marathi lol
me: i knw its all over india lol
Rati: :)
me: to fir answer mila ? buchanan ka
Rati: nai :( maine try hi nahi kiya tumhare jaane k baad :p
me: good :)
Rati: y good? lol
me: achhi aalsi bachhi
Rati: :) sach me aalsi hu. abhi tak nahayi bhi nahi hu. abhi jaa rahi hu
yawn sach me m yawning lol
me: karti kya ho 12 baje tak
Rati: are aaj chhutti hai isliye tp kar rahi thi. to jau ab?
me: jaa
Rati: lol kabutar ja ja ja
cya :) n tc ccye
oops..i mean bbye, baad me time mila to ill cme ol k?
cya
bye toh bolo x-(
k leaving bye
me: ohh sorry bbye cm soon :)
when in relation, behave properly
21st September, 2007
me: hi
Saavi: hi
me: what u said last i read today, so first let me ask r u free or not?
Saavi: i will not be more free than this
me: means all works over ystrdy?
Saavi: i have work
me: so u’ll reply late?
Saavi: very probable
me: lunch?
Saavi: what ? ur asking me for lunch? ;)
me: i wish i could bt u r so far.. no girl in my city accepts. i think u will :)
12 minutes later
Saavi: sorry had work. its too hectic, maybe i would, for once
12 minutes later
me: wat for once means?
Saavi: for lunch
me: so u will come for once n then never again :(
Saavi: well i dont usually go on lunches n dinners with paryay admi
paray
or whatever
me: i dont think i m so much PARAYA now, its been bout 6 months chatting.
Saavi: paraya means anyone apart from my husband.
me: ohh so r u conservative or " sau choohe khakar billi haj ko chali ? :P "
Saavi: its not being conservative. its being loyal.
me: what i mean is when ur stomach is full, u dont need to go for food.
Saavi: its not that either. its just that when ur in relation u have to behave properly otherwise ur relation doesnt stand a chance.
me: so u mean i m misbehaving ?
Saavi: i dont mean u. ur not in relations, obviouslyy!
i am. so im saying when a person is in relation, they need to act in a right way
me: thats relieving, bt we ve no relation at all :) ?????
Saavi: well no. what kind of
me: i consider short answers rude.
Saavi: i also consider many things.
me: tell me :)
Saavi: better not
me: why? ok one thing i had to ask. u showed that video clip named toothpaste advt to ur colleague, right?
Saavi: not colleague. chat friend who told me the meaning.
me: he or she?
Saavi: he
me: good, so my guess was wrong. btw thanks for 6 6s video.
Saavi: its a must see
me: bad luck that i didnt bet on yuvi that day
Saavi: on whom did u bet yesterday
me: gibbs and dhoni. 1 hit 1 miss.
Saavi: so did u get anything
me: lost 8 RS. dhoni gained bt was lost on India's win !
i m optimistic, when i lose India wins :)
11 minutes later
Saavi: well. such a small bet.. 8 rs
me: we have to pay the diff of runs. gibbs made 18 runs less than gambhir. its for sm fun n to raise interest in match, n i ve no luck with money, so cant risk much :)
Saavi: i think the ad is just advertising the paper without much sense. both actors r good.
me: ok bt better they showed her back to us also :P
if there s no other sense, i mean.
Saavi: her back?
me: i mean the view male actor had when she was on the machine .
Saavi: it was not that. he thought she was taking copy of whatever is under her skirt. there wa smthing on her back
me: for me her back without nothing will do :P
5 minutes later
Saavi: without nothing yeah, so what will u do with her back only ?
me: i meant her body with that curvy back n no other objects like cloths etc.
didnt double A carry any meaning?
Saavi: whats double A ?
28 minutes later
me: busy again :)
Saavi: no. i asked u whats double A n never got reply.
me: oh sorry. didnt read status. felt like sleeping so took tea.
didnt notice double A on the zerox paper box ?
Saavi: oh right. i dont know if it has anything to do with the type of ad.
18 minutes later
me: u had no break today ? what bout that project?
5 minutes later
Saavi: its going on. i still havent had lunch
me: oh God, didnt allow u go for coffee or smthng?
Saavi: there is work
me: that i know, its good bt why do we work if cant have time to eat?
Saavi: i can spare the time but keep delaying. want to arrange it with my colleagues, not alone. there r many reasons
me: n the reasons r..
Saavi: i told u 2 of them
me: both r usual, i also do that. n others?
6 minutes later
Saavi: no others. nice wedding invitation. will send it to my husband
me: i knew u ll like it
Saavi: how did u know :P
me: tumhari impression jo padi hai us se. gharlu indian wife, loyal :) n ur thoughts bout shaadi too.
Saavi: yeah im just perfect. lunch came! we ordered again.
me: a joke for u.
a lady n shop keeper negotiating for the price of bra n panty.
shopkeeper: Bhabhi ji Bra me maine Aapka rakha, Lekin Penty me to aapko mera rakhna padega :P
Saavi: aapka aur mera kya
me: aapka means price suggested by her (literally) but has double meaning. mera means his price bt can mean his pen**
Saavi: i see.. any other, but good?
me: this wasnt?
Saavi: cant get the double meaning
me: i said it all.
Saavi: still i didnt get the funny thing
me: HAPPY MAN
What makes a happy man?
> Daughter on the cover of cosmo.
> Son on the cover of sports illustrated.
> Mistress on the cover of playboy
and ..
Wife on the cover of "missing persons"
Saavi: all's fine but the last
me: i guessed so. i dont mean it :) so its ok to have mistress :P
Saavi: no its not
me: bt u said all's fine :)
Saavi: if there is no wife at all. yes there is. i mean it is if there is no last line
me: now i think ur husband is not so lucky !
Saavi: why
me: in case he gets attracted to sm1, u ll object.
Saavi: of course. this is what every normal wife's reaction will be, not only mine.
so in this way u can say all husbands r not lucky.
me: what if u get attracted to sm1?
Saavi: im not thinking about this
me: if u both r satisfied with each other, no issue
Saavi: he will not be satisfied if i like sm1 else, same with me
me: i dont think having sex with sm1 occasionally means breach of loyalty to partner. the basis of relation should not be physical
Saavi: oh great. so u will let ur wife occasionally have sex with other men :) ur really very generous, first man i see who is so kind and big-hearted :)
me: it will hurt definitely, thats why i m taking my time to marry, i ll marry one who ll find no better man than me :)
Saavi: but ur contradicting urself. having sex occasionally with others should not be considered break of loyalty, in other words - it should be allowed in marriage.
in the same time, u want to marry such girl who will not do it.
me: i know, its tricky, it does hurt, bt at 27 hw to find sm1 who had no sex with others?
Saavi: let me tell u how it is. its ok and even recommendable if other's wife does it, esp if u like her and she does with u, then it doesnt count as loyalty breaching, but if its ur own wife, then its hurting and should be avoided.
me: maybe. bt its just bcoz u love her so much
Saavi: its rather not bcos u love her so much, but bcos u feel possessive, that she is urs, n also bcos it feels like there is someone better than u n ur loser. if she went to sleep with smone else.
n other few reasons also. thats my point of view of course, not necessary true.
me: losing is true. other reasons?
Saavi: i dont want to think now such things ok
me: public sex in stadium:) (link of the video)
6 minutes later
Saavi: nice one
5 minutes later
me: thanks, n sorry boss around. over timing today. maybe we ll chat tomoroow only
Saavi: tomorrow is saturday
me: on shaadi n its values :)
ok boss gone, so whats program this weekend?
Saavi: no prog, husband is coming tonight. so, the usual cleaning, cooking, also preparing my lesson for Tuesday. my student comes tuesday and thursday
me: do u teach also?
Saavi: i started this week
me: what do u teach?
Saavi: english :) i also took some translations to make, from english to italian, will be paid 4 this, so will make during the weekend.
me: interesting. u both earn n still u do this?
Saavi: we need more money. n also, i practice my english. and also, this student was after me for classes since one year.
me: i coud learn too
Saavi: english u dont need. u know pretty well.
me: its bout being close to u. why u need more money?
Saavi: :) to meet all our needs. wedding, furnishing the house, trips here and there, clothes, food, transport, all daily needs, going to restaurant now and then, to disco, movies
me: ok i got it
Saavi: is sab ke liye paise chahie
me: this way there's no end to earning
Saavi: there should be end. we r also paying a lot for the mortgage. we need good salaries if we have big salaries then there will not be additional needs.
me: i m opposite. i try to accommodate my needs as per salary :)
my half salary will go to loan payment from this month.
Saavi: u have taken loan ?
me: ya, for renovation of my father's home
so gotta leave now
Saavi: so it is done?
me: tough bt its time.
ya
Saavi: send pics from ur home
me: he wanted 2 nd floor. i ll send if i go there on sundy sm day :) its father's after all.
cu on Sunday good night take care teach well.
dont go close to ur student :P
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