This is about my failed attempt to make a fake female profile on a social networking site after my original profile got banned in a community where i spent most of my time. Some say i was addicted to the chat room of the community and hence made the fake profile. Now as i did nothing to change my conversation style, they identified me very soon and kept attacking me verbally to accept about my fake profile. I managed to escape for some days anyhow but then on one bored evening they decided to hit below the belt and so came the end of Kamini..my fake female profile !
Nirvana : Use bolna ki tumhe AIDS hai :P
Shy guy: okay !!! phir to sochna padega, i need tym ! abhi humara relation itna accha nahi hua hai ! mere aage mera career hai ! zindgi me bada aadmi banana hai !apne marhum pardada ji ka sapna sakar karna hai ! :D
Nirvana: LAGATA HAI SAB LUDHAK GAYE... :D
Maddy: ek saal se livin main reh raha hu...sab pata hain use
Kamini : Ye bimari chatting se nai failti :D
Maddy: are oye launda log...seriouly ek baat batate hain...is Kamini ka mooh band karao koi :o
Kamini: Muh band hai, ungliya chalu hai :P
Maddy: to bich main ungli mat kar :P
Nirvana: KAHA PE UNGALI KAR RAHI HAI...:P
Shy guy: are Kamini teri ungliyo ko kya kahenge ? i mean ladyfinger to keh nahi sakte !aur manfinger bolne me maza nahi hai ???Kamini: Gandi jagah pe ungli nai karti main
Mard kahin ke :x
Nirvana: ISKA MATLAB TU BAKI JAGAH PE UNGALI KARTA HAI.........:D
Shy guy: are mard hi to ungli karte hai pehle.. rani ! :D
Nirvana: KHARAB AADAT HAI ABHI BADAL DALO........:P
Kamini: Screw dheela ho to muje repair karna padta hai :D
Maddy: vase Kaminiya ka raja to hamar nitin hain..ko bhai....
Shy guy: suna bhai logo !!! SCREW shabd ka pryog kar rahi hai chamiya !hum to kehte hai mauka bhi hai tanhai hai, aaj bajate hai sehnai ! :P
Kamini: Slum ka raja hai sasura :DHurrrrr
Nirvana: NAHI YAARRR !!!!TUBHI HAI SAATH MEIN...............KYUKI DOST HAI NAA TU MERA ... MIL BAAT KE SHARAE KARENGE....:D
Kamini ki kar do durgati !hamla !!!
Nirvana: TU TO WAHI REHATA HAI NAA...SLUM...MEIN..:P
Maddy: maal kharab hain yar...hum check kiye the :D
Kamini: Bhookhe nange slum dogs :x
Maddyaa, slum wali bhikharan ko chek kar aya tu
Shy guy: slum dog nahi ! slum dog millionaire kaho abhi to rani ! aaj ab kaha jayegi !aaj to tujhe paresh bhi nahi bacha sakta ! kyo bhaiyo ! :D
Maddy: kahe us din ooima ooima kahe kar rahi thi fir :D
Kamini: Tu us gali ki kutiya ko ched raha tha to main use bachane chilla rahi thi :D
Shy guy: ui ma ui ma nahi kar rahi thi wo ! osama osama kaeh rahi thi !wo tere baad taste karne ke liye line me tha us din ! :Dluti lutai kulta hai ye ! maine idea drop kiya !huh....
par kaa batau us din fursat main tha maja aa gaya tha yar...:D
Kamini: Drop ? Tere andar ek drop nai bacha actually :D
Shy guy: ye sab karne ke baad TOOL acche se ssf kar liya tha na ? aisi kultao ka koi bharosa bahi hota ! sali Vishkanya nikle to !waise agar zayada chillai thi to roj ka hoga iska ! wo hi zayada natak karti hai ! :D
Shy guy: Drop ??? do boond zindgi ki !!! :D
Nirvana: OOIMA OOIMA YEH KYA... HO GAYA..KISI NE MUJHE CHEK KAR LIYA.... PATA BHI NAHI CHALA MUJHE....AUR USNE MERA DIL MOH LIYA....
Maddy: hum use nd throw main bisbas karta hu......jitna hamar jeb main paisa nahi hota na us se jyada hum safty wala chij rakhta hu :D
Kamini: Kya maza sasure..tera to device hi nai chala tha, i felt so ashamed
Shy guy: aa gayi na aukat pe ! maine kaha tha na ki roj ka hai iska ! natak kar rahi thi kucharitra !
Maddy: niptne k baad hum sabji khridne gaye to waha moolie ko dekhkar boli...e ka hain, hum bole e hamar liye to mooli hain par tere liye MAMULI hain :D
Nirvana: SARKAILO KHATIYA JAADA LAGE...JAADE MEIN BALMA PYARA LAGE...
@slumwalateri tank khali hai ye to tere shahar ki har ladki ko bata diya maine :D
Shy guy: mamuli cheezo ka shuk hai inko ! :Di really wonder…aisi ladkiya jaane kitni sabjiya kharab kar deti hogi !poor people they dont even have money to buy them ! :(
Nirvana: AUR JAB BRUCE LEE MAMA BANN JAYEGA.... TO WOHH MAMU LEE KAHLAYEGA...:D
Kamini: Chal juthe, muli to maine tumhe dikhai thi, tere tiny device se compare karvane :D
Maddy: kal frut wala nikla hoga inki gali se, us se boli...e bhaiya ye kaile to pilpile hain..kadak or lambe do...frut wala bhadak gaya, u bhi bola...kaa madam kabhi to khane k liye liya karo :D
Nirvana: NA JAANE KAISE KAISE LOG HOTE HAI... JINHE MULI KHANE MAJA AATA HAI..
Shy guy: slumboy..kis balma k sath sote ho :P
Maddy: abhi to apni item k sath sote hain...man kare to bulwa lena tere sath bhi so lenge...:P
Nirvana: MAIN TO SIRF LADKI AUR AUNTY KE SAATH SOTA HOON..... TU KISKE SAATH SOTA HAI..
Kamini: Ye maddya ko bhi kele ka shauk hai , na jane kahan dalta hoga :P
Shy guy: bhai logo aap basic rule bhul rahe ho ! + + no current flow ! phir kya faida ! :D
Kamini: Add kar le muje, fir bat karte hai sone ki :P
Nirvana: KHUD KELA KHATA HAI AUR DUSRO KO BOLTA HAI....:D
Shy guy: kaise add karu ??? :o
Maddy: e cirkit engg dhiniyawaad re bhai...hum to bhul hi gaye the....:D
Shy guy: kela nahi, mittha kela ! :D
daba ke khao ........... (katrina aunty keh rahi thi aisa TV pe)
Nirvana: ADD KARNE KE LIYE ADIDAS KE SHOES PEHAN LE.. ++ CHARGE RAHEGA ..TO SHOCK LAG JAYEGA..
Kamini: Battery me dum ho to curnt flow kahi bhi ho sakta hai beta :P
Maddy: aaj to bata hi deta hu....tu bata ka kaa janti hain :P
Nirvana: GOOD KAHI KA..:P
rehne de maddy babu ek jhatke me mar jayegi ! :D
Sunny: Maa ksm bhayankar bore karte ho tum chaaro mil ke
Maddy: are bar bar bich main ganda sa dikhati hain....hum roj dekhte hain aesa to :D janti nahi hain engg power ko :o
Nirvana: HAAN MADDY... HAR EK KI CAPACITY NAHI HOTI,... KELA KHANE KI...........:D
Kamini: Expired instruments me sirf Jhatke hi aate hai
Maddy: insaan hu yaro...kab tak cntrl key dabau...ab to or kuch dabata hu :D
Nirvana: BAHUT DER SE HUM ANDHERE MEIN THE.... PAR SUNNY AAKE UJALA KAR DIYA.. AUR USNE SAB DEKH LIYA...:D
Shy guy: darjan bhar kele kha ke Kamini varat ko chali ! :D
Kamini: Kele se itna lagav kyu hai in ladko ko :P
Shy guy: ye to wahi janta hai jinke paas hota hai ! apke liye to ye maMULI baat hai !
Nirvana: KYUKI.....ISI KELE KE DUM PE YEH DUNIYA HAI....:P
Kamini: Slumdogs ke sapne to dekho :D
Maddy: kuch bhi ho....ab to andar ka ravan jag gaya re....ab to paisa batao kitna lagega, haram main nahi khate hum :P
Nirvana: GARAM HOKE KHAYEGA KYA....:D
WAISE KHANAA GARAM GARAM HI ACHCHA LAGTA HAI...
Kamini: Shut up u rascal :x
Insomniac: hum abhi abhi complaint box me kuchh likhe hain... Kamini jaldi jaldi apna post delete karlo.. waise delete karne ke baad bhi trash mese moderators padh sakte hain
Friday, 27 November 2009
Thursday, 26 November 2009
Jaago India Jaago B-)
20th August, 2009
Rati: :) Good Morning !! :)
Me: aww sweetie
Rati: :D lol kaise ho?
Me: u dont knw hw i missed u at home
Rati: hehe..
Me: 6 bje pahunchnte hi yahoo chek kiya, fir 7 bje, fir 11 baje
Rati: hmm..
Me: fir 12.30 ko bhi
Rati: m not der usually during nights
Me: beech me 6 baje pooja mili thi
Rati: i study
ohk..yesterday wali pooja
Me: aur raat ko juhi ki gaaliya bhi khai 12 bje lol
Rati: lol kyu khaai? kya bola tumne use?
Me: maine use bola hii beautiful
Rati: lol
Me: to usne kaha mind ur wrds :(
Rati: ohh :(
Me: to fir maine kaha hw r u ugly lady
Rati: kya?
Me: fir usne muje
Rati: :D
Me: mother fucker bola :
Rati: wat? juhi woh PJ wali na? :-o
Me: haan 1 saal pehle bahut chat hoti thi
Rati: k.. then?
Me: ab bhool gayi hai muje
Rati: hmm..
Me: maine kaha
Rati: ...........
Me: tum meri mom jaisi hi ho
Rati: to kya boli?
Me: lets fuck lol
Rati: wo boli?
Me: dont mind, bt gandi gaali di, batau :)
Rati: hmm
hmm=yes
Me: :P
Rati: ??
Me: tum badi chalu lagti ho :P
Rati: kaun mai? mai to meri galiyon ki knowledge badha ragi hoon :P agar kisine mujhe dii aur mujhe meaning hi samajh mei nahi aaya to ill thnk ki tht person is complimenting me :D
Me: lovely attitude
Rati: wat if i react by saying "Thank You"
:P so tell Me :P
Me: right right
smart girl :)
Rati: :P
Me: m feeling aroused ;)
Rati: now wat? :(
Me: dirty talks , dont they excite u sexually ??
Rati: no.. :-o
Me: strange
Rati: but m normal ok :)
Me: bt they sure do it to me,
Rati: ur a guy thts the difference i suppose
Me: mere paaf to gf bhi nai saath me movie dekhne ko
Rati: hmm..btw.. wednesday n slumdog are quite decent movies ok :)
so don get any ideas in ur dirty mind :P
Me: anthng will become Indecent if u hv a young girl beside you lol
Rati: no way
Me: u dont knw
Rati: wat?
Me: its frm men's point of view
Rati: achha but he did nothng :D
Me: men feel tht
Rati: ohk fine actually we had a small fight in the theatre
tug of war :P
Me: :
Rati: ??
Me: i dont want details, ok :
Rati: with my watch, i kept on checking time coz i had to go back home early
Me: arre re poor rati
Rati: lol
Me: hw can u njoy tht way :D
Rati: what? din get u. and it wasnt planned tht we wer goin for a movie
Me: if ur attention is in reaching home
Rati: he took me.. just like tht. i had to reach home b4 7, only once or twice i chckd time n he held my hand n took the watch off n put it in his jeans pocket
6 minutes later
Me: sowie hang ho jaata hai
Rati: haan bolo
Me: waht ?
Rati: kya?
Me: mood change achanak :)
Rati: lol
Me: i keep thinking why i shoud talk to u if u hv a good bf already
Rati: hello?
itz ok :) why ? hmm we r frnz right?
Me: ok bt give Me ur phon no then :P
Rati: lol :D tumne to bola tha u cant talk on phone :P if i call u
Me: i ll try,, its thrilling anywy
Darr k aage jeet hai :P
Rati: lol
:D hmm.... hey u din tell me watevr ruhi said to u :P
Me: btw kal tumne rumour wale thread me kuchh hindi me likha tha
Rati: ....
Me: wo batao
Rati: ohh.
Me: kya tha
Rati: the word whch can never be used to describe u..
Me: bata na fir.. jaldi
Rati: guess :P
Me: honest ?
Rati: no..
Me: dog ?
Rati: actually i used tht wrd for u b4.. while chatting i suppose
Me: i dont knw much bout myself lol tell me na ;)
Rati: "sabhya"
Me: right bt tragedy is all day i keep acting "sabhya" lol
and thts a real pain :(
Rati: therez a squirrel in the balcony
Me: i love squirrels, her tail's too sexy :P
*fexy
hello..
kahan gayi ?
about 2 hours later
Me: so
Rati: :) Good Afternoon !! :)
aaj thursday hai na so power chali jaati hai :( aur UPS kharab ho gaya hai
Me: UPS bhi hai tere ghar :P rich gal :)
Rati: rich?? :D lol 10 mins chalta hai sirf :P
Me: at least upper middle class to ho hi
wht ?
gandi bachhi :P
Rati: gandi bachhi? what? :-/
??
???
????
kya hua?
Me: okk ok
Rati: ???
Me: hw cute :P
Rati: what?
Me: aise thode aur karo symbols
Rati: rangoili?
Me: very cute :P
Rati: hmm tell me.. wat happnd?
Me: so u mean
Rati: ?
Me: ups 10 mins chalta hai ? kyu ?
Rati: haan to? kyu matlab?
Me: shud i ask more about ur wealth ?
Rati: arre tum kya bol rahe ho..? mujhe samajh nahi raha hai :-/
Me: wat car u hav :P
Rati: my wealth??!! lol we hav maruti 800 :-D my dad refuses to take a new one.. its an age old car
Me: good
Rati: now wat?
Me: u feel attached :)
Rati: is me kya good hai?
yeah i love our car :) muuah
Me: tumko nahi hota aisa, like i love my scooter..not so old
Rati: :)
Me: just 9 years
Rati: my dad has a scooter :)
i love goin to places wid my dad... on his scooter
back ache bahut hota hai but :D
Me: btw what s the Meaning of MATTI TAPPA ?
Rati: ... dont knw, matti tappa? whch language is dis?
Me: twist gaane me aata hai lol
Rati: :-) no idea
Me: 6 options done
Rati: new pole?
lol *poll :P
Me: done. check out
Rati: what? :P
ur new poll? :D
voted
Jaago India Jaago B-)
boss?
27 minutes later
Me: sorry boss :(
jaago rati jaago lol
Rati: :)
boss ki daat khai kya? :P
tumhe jyada log daante nahi honge na?
Me: daant nahi he requested me
Rati: ohh.. kya bole?
Me: kuchh kachra type kaam pakda diya lol
Rati: :)
Me: yehi hota hai
Rati: hmm help me out.. on the puzzle,, sending u a pic
Me: fir puzzle
Rati: hmm
Me: abi main excel puzzle karke aaya :
Rati: m addicted :(
hellloooooo
Me: you need too much attention baby :)
Rati: lol itz k if ur busy :)
never mind
Me: busy in chatroom, kalpana+sameena
Rati: :D
hmm k.. carry on
Me: this seems simple ordering
Rati: plz help
Me: cn we use paper
Rati: yes
Me: n pen ?
Rati: :D
no.. strictly pencil
Me: i quit :( tough to concentrate at
Rati: :( ok
Me: 3 places
Rati: its k..
Me: solve ur self. its useless to take help in this :)
Rati: wait a min
ill brb
Me: i ll hv a cigrt :)
1 minute later
Rati: there?
18 minutes later
Me: back
Rati: good wait a min
hungry..
Me: ??
Rati: bolo
making magi…*sry about bolo
Me: Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe .Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.
Rati: hmm
Me: interesting :P
Rati: lol u will find any sentence interesting wid the word "woman" in it :P
Me: ok bt this thing after 30 is like a revealation lol
can i write "muaah" below ur comment in my poll :P
Rati: muahh
then? u tell wat i shud write back
Me: i mean as a prize for voting first :P
Rati: lol thn ill hav to write back beneath it
Me: ok so m writing
Rati: wat shud i write?
Me: bite mylips
Rati: ill say thanks brother.. for the kiss ok? :D
Me: and dnt leave before i scream lol
Rati: oh God
Me: :(
Rati: :D
Me: bro ?
Rati: then wat?
Me: u said friends that day :(
Rati: hmm.. then?
wait a min
5 minutes later
Rati: kaha the?
Me: kisi ne plug nikal diya tha :(
Rati: ohk..
Me: fax ka plug nikalne k chakkar me :(
Rati: ohk :D
Me: why dont you marry me :)
Rati: lol? whn? tommorow?
Me: today :D cyber marriage :P
Rati: lol why me? how about Miss 72 yr old doc??
Me: u r smart. u ve got Rosey, u call me mister, u ask me
Rati: ive got Rosey?
Me: "kaha ho"
Rati: lol :D
Me: isnt tht ur cat's name ?
Rati: yes..
Me: bas ek photo dikha do thn final
Rati: but wats dat got to do wid marriage?
Me: ok photo jaane do, lets play blind :D
Rati: wats up wid u 2day?? :)
n u dint tell wat juhi said to u
Me: ;) lol abhi tak yaad hai :P
Rati: :P
tell Me
Me: suno to fir, kya karu aaj kal ki bachhiya to hadd hai :
Rati: ............
Me: juhi : behenc**d
Me : tum hi to Meri didi ho
Rati: ohk then?...
Me: then she became speechless so i said
Rati: ......
Me: "koi dusra bhai dhundhne chali gayi kya :D"
Rati: lol then ? wat happnd?
Me: suddenly she got offline, thts it. it was 12.30 pm
Rati: thts all? bas?
Me: so i went to sleep
Rati: AM u mean
mujhe laga koi bhayanak si gaali hogi :D
Me: mere liye to hai. aur kaun si bhayanak ??
Rati: ye kya hai?
Me: check tht link, i want to complain bout "screamer"
Rati: isse bhi danger mujhe laga
why?
Me: he says that
Rati: who is she?
k.. its a he
Me: “this stinker guy is too much.. pata nahi apne ghar me bhi kisi ko chhoda hoga ki nahi..yuck!!”
screamer=mandeep
Rati: who is stinker guy?
Me: its bout me
Rati: ohh
Me: he's jealous of my flirting lol
Rati: chhii x-(
dont u get angry?? :-o
Me: i ws flirting with 73 yr kalpana
Rati: okay..
Me: can u do a favour ?
Rati: what?
Me: complain to mods in complaint box
Rati: okay..
Me: m too proud to complain :D
aur main kuchh likhunga to sab complaint karenge
Rati: ok.. m not good at complaning :P so giv me in writing here.. ill copy paste it okaay :)
Me: let me think :D usme ek post hai, maine jo likha wo
Rati: kaunsa?
Me: 4th on the last page
Rati: okay..matlab page link aur uske baad yeh line.. phir??
Me: sirf ye comment, uske naam aur time k saath
Rati: okay got it
Me: right,, nd then write
Victim : paresh
Rati: ... :D
okay
Me: Criminal : Sandeep
Offence : derogatory comment
Rati: kk
Me: is tht fine ?
Rati: yes
Me: offence : insulting/degrading comment as in the rule book lol
Rati: :) check, is dat fine?
Me: offence 2 baar kar diya lol
thts bettr
thnks :)
actually pehla wala offence cancel tha
Rati: wait..
done. now chck
Me: perfect now :)
Rati: :) thanks
Me: i dont like complaining u see
Rati: itz k.. and its abt urself
Me: bt he's called me stinker 2 o r 3 times nw
Rati: its okay
hmm.. stupid guy
Me: ab agar jis se chat kar raha hu usko prob nahi to ye kyu beech me taang adata hoga
Rati: hmm.. jealous of ur flirting :D
Me: obviously, he was good before, even supported me
Rati: hm..
Me: bt after my historic flirting he's lost his senses
Rati: :)
Me: m getting too much attention everywhere :(
no peace at all
Rati: :(
Me: its like dhen tanan.. whatever i do lol
Rati: lol
Me: so muaah ka jawab nai diya :P
Rati: tumne kiya bhi? :D lol
Me: nek kaam me der nahi karta main lol
Rati: :)
Me: tumne sare options click kiye ?
Rati: nahi..else comment pe aata na
"7 votes total:= your vote (not visible to others)" :-/
Me: oops m getting dumber day by day lol
Rati: :D
Me: wat i wanted to ask is if u hv selected the last one u ve to give ur meaning :)
Rati: K ko M aur P ko T bolta hai, so its "Katti Pappa"! ye select kiya maine
Me: hold on boss
good good, i liked it most.
Rati: hey i need to go now
btw chck the complaint box (as she read mandeep's reply to her complaint)
Me: :x what to say ?
Rati: no idea
Me: i hv not complained na :(
Rati: right :(
Me: i wrote smthng anywy, for u r in picture
Rati: wat?
Me: i hate to argue with such ppl thts why i didn’t complain
Rati: lol great (after reading my reply to that guy)
Me: read it ?
Rati: yes
Me: gotta go
Rati: k fine even i need to leave
cya tommorow bbye n take care
Rati: :) Good Morning !! :)
Me: aww sweetie
Rati: :D lol kaise ho?
Me: u dont knw hw i missed u at home
Rati: hehe..
Me: 6 bje pahunchnte hi yahoo chek kiya, fir 7 bje, fir 11 baje
Rati: hmm..
Me: fir 12.30 ko bhi
Rati: m not der usually during nights
Me: beech me 6 baje pooja mili thi
Rati: i study
ohk..yesterday wali pooja
Me: aur raat ko juhi ki gaaliya bhi khai 12 bje lol
Rati: lol kyu khaai? kya bola tumne use?
Me: maine use bola hii beautiful
Rati: lol
Me: to usne kaha mind ur wrds :(
Rati: ohh :(
Me: to fir maine kaha hw r u ugly lady
Rati: kya?
Me: fir usne muje
Rati: :D
Me: mother fucker bola :
Rati: wat? juhi woh PJ wali na? :-o
Me: haan 1 saal pehle bahut chat hoti thi
Rati: k.. then?
Me: ab bhool gayi hai muje
Rati: hmm..
Me: maine kaha
Rati: ...........
Me: tum meri mom jaisi hi ho
Rati: to kya boli?
Me: lets fuck lol
Rati: wo boli?
Me: dont mind, bt gandi gaali di, batau :)
Rati: hmm
hmm=yes
Me: :P
Rati: ??
Me: tum badi chalu lagti ho :P
Rati: kaun mai? mai to meri galiyon ki knowledge badha ragi hoon :P agar kisine mujhe dii aur mujhe meaning hi samajh mei nahi aaya to ill thnk ki tht person is complimenting me :D
Me: lovely attitude
Rati: wat if i react by saying "Thank You"
:P so tell Me :P
Me: right right
smart girl :)
Rati: :P
Me: m feeling aroused ;)
Rati: now wat? :(
Me: dirty talks , dont they excite u sexually ??
Rati: no.. :-o
Me: strange
Rati: but m normal ok :)
Me: bt they sure do it to me,
Rati: ur a guy thts the difference i suppose
Me: mere paaf to gf bhi nai saath me movie dekhne ko
Rati: hmm..btw.. wednesday n slumdog are quite decent movies ok :)
so don get any ideas in ur dirty mind :P
Me: anthng will become Indecent if u hv a young girl beside you lol
Rati: no way
Me: u dont knw
Rati: wat?
Me: its frm men's point of view
Rati: achha but he did nothng :D
Me: men feel tht
Rati: ohk fine actually we had a small fight in the theatre
tug of war :P
Me: :
Rati: ??
Me: i dont want details, ok :
Rati: with my watch, i kept on checking time coz i had to go back home early
Me: arre re poor rati
Rati: lol
Me: hw can u njoy tht way :D
Rati: what? din get u. and it wasnt planned tht we wer goin for a movie
Me: if ur attention is in reaching home
Rati: he took me.. just like tht. i had to reach home b4 7, only once or twice i chckd time n he held my hand n took the watch off n put it in his jeans pocket
6 minutes later
Me: sowie hang ho jaata hai
Rati: haan bolo
Me: waht ?
Rati: kya?
Me: mood change achanak :)
Rati: lol
Me: i keep thinking why i shoud talk to u if u hv a good bf already
Rati: hello?
itz ok :) why ? hmm we r frnz right?
Me: ok bt give Me ur phon no then :P
Rati: lol :D tumne to bola tha u cant talk on phone :P if i call u
Me: i ll try,, its thrilling anywy
Darr k aage jeet hai :P
Rati: lol
:D hmm.... hey u din tell me watevr ruhi said to u :P
Me: btw kal tumne rumour wale thread me kuchh hindi me likha tha
Rati: ....
Me: wo batao
Rati: ohh.
Me: kya tha
Rati: the word whch can never be used to describe u..
Me: bata na fir.. jaldi
Rati: guess :P
Me: honest ?
Rati: no..
Me: dog ?
Rati: actually i used tht wrd for u b4.. while chatting i suppose
Me: i dont knw much bout myself lol tell me na ;)
Rati: "sabhya"
Me: right bt tragedy is all day i keep acting "sabhya" lol
and thts a real pain :(
Rati: therez a squirrel in the balcony
Me: i love squirrels, her tail's too sexy :P
*fexy
hello..
kahan gayi ?
about 2 hours later
Me: so
Rati: :) Good Afternoon !! :)
aaj thursday hai na so power chali jaati hai :( aur UPS kharab ho gaya hai
Me: UPS bhi hai tere ghar :P rich gal :)
Rati: rich?? :D lol 10 mins chalta hai sirf :P
Me: at least upper middle class to ho hi
wht ?
gandi bachhi :P
Rati: gandi bachhi? what? :-/
??
???
????
kya hua?
Me: okk ok
Rati: ???
Me: hw cute :P
Rati: what?
Me: aise thode aur karo symbols
Rati: rangoili?
Me: very cute :P
Rati: hmm tell me.. wat happnd?
Me: so u mean
Rati: ?
Me: ups 10 mins chalta hai ? kyu ?
Rati: haan to? kyu matlab?
Me: shud i ask more about ur wealth ?
Rati: arre tum kya bol rahe ho..? mujhe samajh nahi raha hai :-/
Me: wat car u hav :P
Rati: my wealth??!! lol we hav maruti 800 :-D my dad refuses to take a new one.. its an age old car
Me: good
Rati: now wat?
Me: u feel attached :)
Rati: is me kya good hai?
yeah i love our car :) muuah
Me: tumko nahi hota aisa, like i love my scooter..not so old
Rati: :)
Me: just 9 years
Rati: my dad has a scooter :)
i love goin to places wid my dad... on his scooter
back ache bahut hota hai but :D
Me: btw what s the Meaning of MATTI TAPPA ?
Rati: ... dont knw, matti tappa? whch language is dis?
Me: twist gaane me aata hai lol
Rati: :-) no idea
Me: 6 options done
Rati: new pole?
lol *poll :P
Me: done. check out
Rati: what? :P
ur new poll? :D
voted
Jaago India Jaago B-)
boss?
27 minutes later
Me: sorry boss :(
jaago rati jaago lol
Rati: :)
boss ki daat khai kya? :P
tumhe jyada log daante nahi honge na?
Me: daant nahi he requested me
Rati: ohh.. kya bole?
Me: kuchh kachra type kaam pakda diya lol
Rati: :)
Me: yehi hota hai
Rati: hmm help me out.. on the puzzle,, sending u a pic
Me: fir puzzle
Rati: hmm
Me: abi main excel puzzle karke aaya :
Rati: m addicted :(
hellloooooo
Me: you need too much attention baby :)
Rati: lol itz k if ur busy :)
never mind
Me: busy in chatroom, kalpana+sameena
Rati: :D
hmm k.. carry on
Me: this seems simple ordering
Rati: plz help
Me: cn we use paper
Rati: yes
Me: n pen ?
Rati: :D
no.. strictly pencil
Me: i quit :( tough to concentrate at
Rati: :( ok
Me: 3 places
Rati: its k..
Me: solve ur self. its useless to take help in this :)
Rati: wait a min
ill brb
Me: i ll hv a cigrt :)
1 minute later
Rati: there?
18 minutes later
Me: back
Rati: good wait a min
hungry..
Me: ??
Rati: bolo
making magi…*sry about bolo
Me: Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe .Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.
Rati: hmm
Me: interesting :P
Rati: lol u will find any sentence interesting wid the word "woman" in it :P
Me: ok bt this thing after 30 is like a revealation lol
can i write "muaah" below ur comment in my poll :P
Rati: muahh
then? u tell wat i shud write back
Me: i mean as a prize for voting first :P
Rati: lol thn ill hav to write back beneath it
Me: ok so m writing
Rati: wat shud i write?
Me: bite mylips
Rati: ill say thanks brother.. for the kiss ok? :D
Me: and dnt leave before i scream lol
Rati: oh God
Me: :(
Rati: :D
Me: bro ?
Rati: then wat?
Me: u said friends that day :(
Rati: hmm.. then?
wait a min
5 minutes later
Rati: kaha the?
Me: kisi ne plug nikal diya tha :(
Rati: ohk..
Me: fax ka plug nikalne k chakkar me :(
Rati: ohk :D
Me: why dont you marry me :)
Rati: lol? whn? tommorow?
Me: today :D cyber marriage :P
Rati: lol why me? how about Miss 72 yr old doc??
Me: u r smart. u ve got Rosey, u call me mister, u ask me
Rati: ive got Rosey?
Me: "kaha ho"
Rati: lol :D
Me: isnt tht ur cat's name ?
Rati: yes..
Me: bas ek photo dikha do thn final
Rati: but wats dat got to do wid marriage?
Me: ok photo jaane do, lets play blind :D
Rati: wats up wid u 2day?? :)
n u dint tell wat juhi said to u
Me: ;) lol abhi tak yaad hai :P
Rati: :P
tell Me
Me: suno to fir, kya karu aaj kal ki bachhiya to hadd hai :
Rati: ............
Me: juhi : behenc**d
Me : tum hi to Meri didi ho
Rati: ohk then?...
Me: then she became speechless so i said
Rati: ......
Me: "koi dusra bhai dhundhne chali gayi kya :D"
Rati: lol then ? wat happnd?
Me: suddenly she got offline, thts it. it was 12.30 pm
Rati: thts all? bas?
Me: so i went to sleep
Rati: AM u mean
mujhe laga koi bhayanak si gaali hogi :D
Me: mere liye to hai. aur kaun si bhayanak ??
Rati: ye kya hai?
Me: check tht link, i want to complain bout "screamer"
Rati: isse bhi danger mujhe laga
why?
Me: he says that
Rati: who is she?
k.. its a he
Me: “this stinker guy is too much.. pata nahi apne ghar me bhi kisi ko chhoda hoga ki nahi..yuck!!”
screamer=mandeep
Rati: who is stinker guy?
Me: its bout me
Rati: ohh
Me: he's jealous of my flirting lol
Rati: chhii x-(
dont u get angry?? :-o
Me: i ws flirting with 73 yr kalpana
Rati: okay..
Me: can u do a favour ?
Rati: what?
Me: complain to mods in complaint box
Rati: okay..
Me: m too proud to complain :D
aur main kuchh likhunga to sab complaint karenge
Rati: ok.. m not good at complaning :P so giv me in writing here.. ill copy paste it okaay :)
Me: let me think :D usme ek post hai, maine jo likha wo
Rati: kaunsa?
Me: 4th on the last page
Rati: okay..matlab page link aur uske baad yeh line.. phir??
Me: sirf ye comment, uske naam aur time k saath
Rati: okay got it
Me: right,, nd then write
Victim : paresh
Rati: ... :D
okay
Me: Criminal : Sandeep
Offence : derogatory comment
Rati: kk
Me: is tht fine ?
Rati: yes
Me: offence : insulting/degrading comment as in the rule book lol
Rati: :) check, is dat fine?
Me: offence 2 baar kar diya lol
thts bettr
thnks :)
actually pehla wala offence cancel tha
Rati: wait..
done. now chck
Me: perfect now :)
Rati: :) thanks
Me: i dont like complaining u see
Rati: itz k.. and its abt urself
Me: bt he's called me stinker 2 o r 3 times nw
Rati: its okay
hmm.. stupid guy
Me: ab agar jis se chat kar raha hu usko prob nahi to ye kyu beech me taang adata hoga
Rati: hmm.. jealous of ur flirting :D
Me: obviously, he was good before, even supported me
Rati: hm..
Me: bt after my historic flirting he's lost his senses
Rati: :)
Me: m getting too much attention everywhere :(
no peace at all
Rati: :(
Me: its like dhen tanan.. whatever i do lol
Rati: lol
Me: so muaah ka jawab nai diya :P
Rati: tumne kiya bhi? :D lol
Me: nek kaam me der nahi karta main lol
Rati: :)
Me: tumne sare options click kiye ?
Rati: nahi..else comment pe aata na
"7 votes total:= your vote (not visible to others)" :-/
Me: oops m getting dumber day by day lol
Rati: :D
Me: wat i wanted to ask is if u hv selected the last one u ve to give ur meaning :)
Rati: K ko M aur P ko T bolta hai, so its "Katti Pappa"! ye select kiya maine
Me: hold on boss
good good, i liked it most.
Rati: hey i need to go now
btw chck the complaint box (as she read mandeep's reply to her complaint)
Me: :x what to say ?
Rati: no idea
Me: i hv not complained na :(
Rati: right :(
Me: i wrote smthng anywy, for u r in picture
Rati: wat?
Me: i hate to argue with such ppl thts why i didn’t complain
Rati: lol great (after reading my reply to that guy)
Me: read it ?
Rati: yes
Me: gotta go
Rati: k fine even i need to leave
cya tommorow bbye n take care
Wednesday, 25 November 2009
Fhaadi iF a reFearch laboratory...
19th August, 2009
me: hii sweety
bout 2 hours later
me: right here :P right now
Rati: boliye
rap song :D
me: :x :x
Rati: boilye na :P aap :D
me: kal raat maine tumhe itni jor se bite kiya tha ki tumne chilla kar padosiyo ko jagaa diya lol
sapne me i mean :P
Rati: i knw
tht 'i knw' was for 'sapne me i mean'
me: i thought tumne bhi same sapna dkha tha :P
Rati: i got wat u tht.. tats y i gave explanation :P
me: so wat bout ur pic
Rati: so..
me: we're missing each other so much now :P
Rati: wat? i dont miss u :P
me: to aadha pic dikha do, naak se upar ka lo lol
Rati: :D mask lagaya hua dikhau ??
me: transparent mask lena :D
Rati: :D nahi hai transparent
me: :
Rati: :)
me: kya tum miss pune ho ?
Rati: no, why u askin? :-o
me: to nakhre kyu lol
Rati: nakhre? lol wait
and mai nakhe nai karti ok? x-(
me: i love you
Rati: now wat?
me: aise hi rahena
Rati: kya? :-o
me: coz tum nakhre nai karti :P
Rati: lol
then ill start frm now on ok? :P
me: :( mere paas bahut hai options. nakhrewaliyo ki koi kami nahi lol
Rati: FOR EG.?
me: mallika, sheela, sofia, raima etc
Rati: oohh
me: maybe all my online frnds
Rati: oks
me: abhi main chat room me priya ko maska maar raha hu :P
Rati: job chhodke kisi pav bhaji ke stall pe lag jao. bread ko maska lagane wala aadmi
me: lol i wish i had a bhel ya panipuri ki laari
Rati: ...?
me: in a prime location. kitni sexy ladkiya aati hai
Rati: hmmm ooo..
me: paanipuri khane :P
Rati: :D
me: dont u see
Rati: wat?
me: these guys hv such simple life, no tension
Rati: yes
right-o
me: plus get to see outside all day lol
Rati: :) maine bola na, job chhod do :P
me: nai chhod sakta
btw
Rati: ..
me: whts ur mom's post ?
Rati: y? u want to search on net?? :P
me: no
Rati: :) :)
me: is ur mom pretty ;)
Rati: yes
me: thn i cud search lol
give it to me
Rati: lol
me: batao na
Rati: what?
me: bout ur mom
Rati: :- no
me: ?? wats wrong, i ll tell u bout my mom ok ?
LOL
Rati: divisional engineer k?
me: oops i guessed
Rati: ?? what? :-o
me: operator :D
Rati: lol newyz so.. wat did u do yesterday?
me: strike. so bored was i alone at home. bt everyone was joining so i had to :(
Rati: ohk.. even i ws not ol yest..the entire day
me: i knw, i went to cafe at 10 lol
Rati: hw cme? lol
me: office me bhi yehi kaam karta hu
Rati: itne addict ho? :-o
me: bt u knw.. meri judaai sahan nahi kar paye mere seniors, 2 din ki strike thi
aaj muje dhamki dekar 12 baje bula liya haapis lol
Rati: hehe
me: :( dhamki u knw ?
Rati: ohh.. tu darte bhi ho? :-o
jo dhamki dete hai unke sath flirt liya karo
me: wat to do
Rati: dar jayenge sab aadmi :P
btw iss pic mein aisa mooh kyon banaya hai? :P dhoop main khade ho kya? :D
me: yeah i think it was taken at the bus stop 2 years back. i used to travel by bus. fir ghar se scooter le aaya
Rati: ohkk
me: vaise u knw
Rati: ??
me: office me kaam to koi pending nahihai
Rati: then?
me: fir bhi ye puzzle hai ki why they need me here so badly :x
Rati: probably.. they miss u :)
me: i m sure they do miss me :)
Rati: hmm :)
me: bt it hurts
Rati: hmm.. They miss u so much.. it hurts :P
me: honestly its like a JAIL. you ve to stay in, the work you get is to time pass lol
Rati: lol jyada lolo mat :P
me: lolo ? bolo u mean :x
Rati: lolo "lol" o
me: very funny :
m pissed of
Rati: :D tht face u made is..
me: i hv tried bt aise hi aate hai,
Rati: wat ??
me: ek to khud hi leni padti hai photo, dusri dikhau ?
Rati: ":" --> this face i mean
no its k.. i wsnt talkin abt ur pic abt this -->":" got it?
me: ye to main mallika se sikha lol
Rati: :) pehle nahi pata ta?
aur bhi hai..rotfl= rolling on the floor laughing then lmao= laughing my a&& out
itne hi pata hai
me: thnks imao abhi sikha
Rati: lmao
me: :
Rati: what? arre baba, was correcting u..
me: lol
Rati: u said "imao" wasnt laughing at u ok? x-(
hello mister!!??
boliye saab
5 minutes later
Rati: wat r u upto?
me: yahoo pe kya kar rahi ho :
Rati: kabhi idhar kabhi udhar
kuch nai
waiting 4 sme1
me: yeah.. main ek aur poll banaunga
Rati: hmm whch?
me: meanings of "kuchh nai" lol
Rati: :P
me: its profound, u knw very well
Rati: aadat ho gai hai kuch nai bolne ki...
wat do i knw?
me: maybe bt usually there's a lot to investigate in these words
Rati: hmm...... Mr. Philosopher :)
me: thnks i knw
Rati: :)
me: a person who is knowledgeble and does not indulge in activities giving bodily pleasure is called philosopher, he has limited social life
Rati: ohhh..k..
me: his photos come out to be sad
Rati: :) wat else? wat abt ur ex? u wer gonna tell me abt her.. wernt u?
me: main pic change karne gaya to pc hang ho gaya tha. ruko
Rati: ohk y u changing? :-o itz k.. tht one is cute :) chhota bachha lag rahe ho :P shave karke nikaalte to aur chhote lagte :P :)
32 minutes later
Rati: dont u want to talk?
me: :) i told u na hang ho jaata hai
Rati: what ":)"?? ok
me: pc aur kya
Rati: i got angry
me: pic aur tumhari bak bak dono saath nahi jhel paata bechara lol
Rati: k
me: gussa ? tum to gussewali nai thi :(
Rati: not gussa
bolo
me: :x
Rati: k.. sorry its raining here
me: bt u r not acting mad lol
Rati: what? lol m not standing in the rain!! getting wet!! okay? :D
me: letf talk bout fex thn :P
Rati: lol i don need more education on fex.. i hav enuf knowledge :P
me: mere paaf enuf nahi, teach me :D
Rati: i cant :P net pe fearch karo :D
me: nai fikhana to notef de do. main khud ftudy kar lunga :P
Rati: notef lol i dont thnk u will need any. u will for fure excel in my class 1ft rank
*claff :P
me: thnkF.. where'f my trophy ?
i need a laboratory to further my refearch lol
Rati: ur knowledge n fkills if ur trophy :P lol
fo.. wat elfe??
me: nd the laboratory ?
Rati: faadi karo.. mil jaygi :P
me: wo to difcovery hogi, i want innovafion :P
forry invenfion :P
Rati: :D mere paaf to nah hai lab
me: you yourfelf if the lab baby lol
Rati: m not the lab baby
bacche :P
me: oops :P
Rati: kya?
me: you yourfelf if the lab Mommy lol
Rati: oopf u mean :P
lol m not mommy either. m juft Miff. Rati
me: miffed me :)
Rati: miffed u?? when?
me: mistake :D
Rati: miftake? kyon? kifi aur ko post kar rahe the?
me: to kifpe refearch karu, i mean
Rati: refearch karna hi mat. koi jarurat nahi hai
me: difcovery ?
Rati: aur bahut faare fields hai refearch ke liye :P
difcovery if fine
me: faadi k baad to option firf wohi hai :
Rati: hmmmmmmmmm..
fo? wat elfe?
me: nthng usual kal maine likha tha blog pe
Rati: k..
wait.. on a call
me: hii sweety
bout 2 hours later
me: right here :P right now
Rati: boliye
rap song :D
me: :x :x
Rati: boilye na :P aap :D
me: kal raat maine tumhe itni jor se bite kiya tha ki tumne chilla kar padosiyo ko jagaa diya lol
sapne me i mean :P
Rati: i knw
tht 'i knw' was for 'sapne me i mean'
me: i thought tumne bhi same sapna dkha tha :P
Rati: i got wat u tht.. tats y i gave explanation :P
me: so wat bout ur pic
Rati: so..
me: we're missing each other so much now :P
Rati: wat? i dont miss u :P
me: to aadha pic dikha do, naak se upar ka lo lol
Rati: :D mask lagaya hua dikhau ??
me: transparent mask lena :D
Rati: :D nahi hai transparent
me: :
Rati: :)
me: kya tum miss pune ho ?
Rati: no, why u askin? :-o
me: to nakhre kyu lol
Rati: nakhre? lol wait
and mai nakhe nai karti ok? x-(
me: i love you
Rati: now wat?
me: aise hi rahena
Rati: kya? :-o
me: coz tum nakhre nai karti :P
Rati: lol
then ill start frm now on ok? :P
me: :( mere paas bahut hai options. nakhrewaliyo ki koi kami nahi lol
Rati: FOR EG.?
me: mallika, sheela, sofia, raima etc
Rati: oohh
me: maybe all my online frnds
Rati: oks
me: abhi main chat room me priya ko maska maar raha hu :P
Rati: job chhodke kisi pav bhaji ke stall pe lag jao. bread ko maska lagane wala aadmi
me: lol i wish i had a bhel ya panipuri ki laari
Rati: ...?
me: in a prime location. kitni sexy ladkiya aati hai
Rati: hmmm ooo..
me: paanipuri khane :P
Rati: :D
me: dont u see
Rati: wat?
me: these guys hv such simple life, no tension
Rati: yes
right-o
me: plus get to see outside all day lol
Rati: :) maine bola na, job chhod do :P
me: nai chhod sakta
btw
Rati: ..
me: whts ur mom's post ?
Rati: y? u want to search on net?? :P
me: no
Rati: :) :)
me: is ur mom pretty ;)
Rati: yes
me: thn i cud search lol
give it to me
Rati: lol
me: batao na
Rati: what?
me: bout ur mom
Rati: :- no
me: ?? wats wrong, i ll tell u bout my mom ok ?
LOL
Rati: divisional engineer k?
me: oops i guessed
Rati: ?? what? :-o
me: operator :D
Rati: lol newyz so.. wat did u do yesterday?
me: strike. so bored was i alone at home. bt everyone was joining so i had to :(
Rati: ohk.. even i ws not ol yest..the entire day
me: i knw, i went to cafe at 10 lol
Rati: hw cme? lol
me: office me bhi yehi kaam karta hu
Rati: itne addict ho? :-o
me: bt u knw.. meri judaai sahan nahi kar paye mere seniors, 2 din ki strike thi
aaj muje dhamki dekar 12 baje bula liya haapis lol
Rati: hehe
me: :( dhamki u knw ?
Rati: ohh.. tu darte bhi ho? :-o
jo dhamki dete hai unke sath flirt liya karo
me: wat to do
Rati: dar jayenge sab aadmi :P
btw iss pic mein aisa mooh kyon banaya hai? :P dhoop main khade ho kya? :D
me: yeah i think it was taken at the bus stop 2 years back. i used to travel by bus. fir ghar se scooter le aaya
Rati: ohkk
me: vaise u knw
Rati: ??
me: office me kaam to koi pending nahihai
Rati: then?
me: fir bhi ye puzzle hai ki why they need me here so badly :x
Rati: probably.. they miss u :)
me: i m sure they do miss me :)
Rati: hmm :)
me: bt it hurts
Rati: hmm.. They miss u so much.. it hurts :P
me: honestly its like a JAIL. you ve to stay in, the work you get is to time pass lol
Rati: lol jyada lolo mat :P
me: lolo ? bolo u mean :x
Rati: lolo "lol" o
me: very funny :
m pissed of
Rati: :D tht face u made is..
me: i hv tried bt aise hi aate hai,
Rati: wat ??
me: ek to khud hi leni padti hai photo, dusri dikhau ?
Rati: ":" --> this face i mean
no its k.. i wsnt talkin abt ur pic abt this -->":" got it?
me: ye to main mallika se sikha lol
Rati: :) pehle nahi pata ta?
aur bhi hai..rotfl= rolling on the floor laughing then lmao= laughing my a&& out
itne hi pata hai
me: thnks imao abhi sikha
Rati: lmao
me: :
Rati: what? arre baba, was correcting u..
me: lol
Rati: u said "imao" wasnt laughing at u ok? x-(
hello mister!!??
boliye saab
5 minutes later
Rati: wat r u upto?
me: yahoo pe kya kar rahi ho :
Rati: kabhi idhar kabhi udhar
kuch nai
waiting 4 sme1
me: yeah.. main ek aur poll banaunga
Rati: hmm whch?
me: meanings of "kuchh nai" lol
Rati: :P
me: its profound, u knw very well
Rati: aadat ho gai hai kuch nai bolne ki...
wat do i knw?
me: maybe bt usually there's a lot to investigate in these words
Rati: hmm...... Mr. Philosopher :)
me: thnks i knw
Rati: :)
me: a person who is knowledgeble and does not indulge in activities giving bodily pleasure is called philosopher, he has limited social life
Rati: ohhh..k..
me: his photos come out to be sad
Rati: :) wat else? wat abt ur ex? u wer gonna tell me abt her.. wernt u?
me: main pic change karne gaya to pc hang ho gaya tha. ruko
Rati: ohk y u changing? :-o itz k.. tht one is cute :) chhota bachha lag rahe ho :P shave karke nikaalte to aur chhote lagte :P :)
32 minutes later
Rati: dont u want to talk?
me: :) i told u na hang ho jaata hai
Rati: what ":)"?? ok
me: pc aur kya
Rati: i got angry
me: pic aur tumhari bak bak dono saath nahi jhel paata bechara lol
Rati: k
me: gussa ? tum to gussewali nai thi :(
Rati: not gussa
bolo
me: :x
Rati: k.. sorry its raining here
me: bt u r not acting mad lol
Rati: what? lol m not standing in the rain!! getting wet!! okay? :D
me: letf talk bout fex thn :P
Rati: lol i don need more education on fex.. i hav enuf knowledge :P
me: mere paaf enuf nahi, teach me :D
Rati: i cant :P net pe fearch karo :D
me: nai fikhana to notef de do. main khud ftudy kar lunga :P
Rati: notef lol i dont thnk u will need any. u will for fure excel in my class 1ft rank
*claff :P
me: thnkF.. where'f my trophy ?
i need a laboratory to further my refearch lol
Rati: ur knowledge n fkills if ur trophy :P lol
fo.. wat elfe??
me: nd the laboratory ?
Rati: faadi karo.. mil jaygi :P
me: wo to difcovery hogi, i want innovafion :P
forry invenfion :P
Rati: :D mere paaf to nah hai lab
me: you yourfelf if the lab baby lol
Rati: m not the lab baby
bacche :P
me: oops :P
Rati: kya?
me: you yourfelf if the lab Mommy lol
Rati: oopf u mean :P
lol m not mommy either. m juft Miff. Rati
me: miffed me :)
Rati: miffed u?? when?
me: mistake :D
Rati: miftake? kyon? kifi aur ko post kar rahe the?
me: to kifpe refearch karu, i mean
Rati: refearch karna hi mat. koi jarurat nahi hai
me: difcovery ?
Rati: aur bahut faare fields hai refearch ke liye :P
difcovery if fine
me: faadi k baad to option firf wohi hai :
Rati: hmmmmmmmmm..
fo? wat elfe?
me: nthng usual kal maine likha tha blog pe
Rati: k..
wait.. on a call
Tuesday, 24 November 2009
love happens only once !!!!
17th August, 2009
me: hii sweety :P
Rati: hello :) gm
me: half hearted good morning :(
Rati: what? :) Good Morning !! :)
me: so hw's your weekend
Rati: kk not too good
me: why ?
Rati: dont knw
me: what do u do on sundays usually ?
Rati: nothng. just sleep :)
me: me too :D bt u cant sleep whole day
Rati: hmm.. i get up at 8.30 then sleep again at 3.00 or 3.30
me: and between 9 and 3 ?
Rati: tv :P
me: good, u can sleep till 8.30
Rati: yes
me: meri to 5 baje neend ud jaati hai
Rati: so.. wat else?
me: ek ladki thi chat room me
Rati: k... then?
me: kehti thi she's psychologist. maine frnd request ki, baad me profile dekhi. her age is 73 yrs lol
Rati: heh heh lol
me: sach hoga kya :(
Rati: kya?
me: age uski
Rati: gimme her profile link.....
me: jasoosi karogi
Rati: no.
me: cbi ki bachhi lol
Rati: hehe.. wo to mai hoo
btw wo "tu kashi aahes" neeche se copy paste kiya na tumne? :P
me: mera ban forced ho gaya lol
Rati: kya?
me: is tht copyrighted thing lol
Rati: :) i knew it :D
me: pj me complete ban ho gaya main :( ab orkut me kya karu
Rati: what?? kyun? ab kya kiya? :-o
me: i hv a doubt
Rati: wat doubt?
me: kisi ladki ne jalan se karvaya hai
Rati: jalan?
me: kahin wo tum to nahi ?
Rati: what?
me: jealousy
Rati: no yaar, jealousy about?
me: due to my flirting in chat room
Rati: no
me: 2 din tak
Rati: trust me
me: kisine ban nai kiya
Rati: NO
me: baad me kuchh hua
Rati: else i wud nevr hav talked to u
me: just joking lol tht s not u i knw
Rati: :-
hmm so kisne kiya hoga? y dont u ask each mod?
fir u wont b allowed in the commu ever again? :-o
me: 18 th se saare ban off lol
Rati: k.. :) cant u giv it a break for a while? the flirting i mean
me: koi ladki mere se flirt nahi karti :(
Rati: aww
me: so tht means i m supposed to flirt, its my duty lol
Rati: :P ur birth right?
me: yeah sure bt i told u in real life i m too shy or maybe egoistic to do it :D
Rati: ohh.. lolz
me: cant even talk to a girl
Rati: i cant even imagine dat :P
WHAT? dont tell me
me: check it. tum muje phone karogi to main kuchh bol nahi paunga, paseena aa jayega :D
Rati: :D k.. i wont :P
me: :(
Rati: waise bhi mai bhi ekdam silent types hoon
me: ek baar ek mumbai ki ladki ne kiya tha phone
Rati: oh.. then?
me: silent ? sad. i want a wife jo bak bak karti jaaye
Rati: yeah.. m very silent n quiet
me: jis se muje bolne ka kasht na uthana pade lol
Rati: but m very talkative wid my close frnz n realtives.. foir mooh band hi nahi hota ooo..
me: wohi to, husband se to baat karogi hi :P
Rati: lol karungi baba..
k then.. shall i leave now?
parya
me: ?? parya ? wats tht ?
Rati: yeah short form
me: :(
Rati: now what?
me: call me bond, james bond lol
Rati: domb :P babes domb :P
kuch bhi :D
me: lol leaving ? :(
Rati: yeah
me: bored of me so soon :P
Rati: koi aur ol nahi hai kya? :P
me: no. m a one woman man lol
Rati: jesus
arre i hav a class now so m leavin
me: ok i ll miss you ;)
Rati: lol ill mister u :P
me: ya khuda
Rati: what?
me: shaadi ka program ? abi to maine ek affair bhi nai kiya :(
Rati: really? n wat abt miss snehal ?
me: nthng physical :(
Rati: :-/
k
me: ppl outside office make speculations
Rati: u guys
k fine, hey i need to bathe :-/ ill go now
me: bt we're like bro-sis
Rati: catch u later
me: tht hurts
Rati: hmm.. shall i leave now?
me: as u please :)
Rati: i thnk i shud :)
cu then tata
me: bbye
Rati: bye tc cu have a nice day
me: poore kapde nikalkar nahati ho ??
Rati: is it necessary to answer that?
me: no i ll guess wht i wish LOL
Rati: tht wud be fine
me: bata deti to bach jaati na ;)
Rati: hmph
k.. jau ab? ,,have a great rest of the day !!
me: did u watch kaminey
Rati: no.. theatre band hai
hey.. m leaving :( we'll talk later tc tata
about 4 hours later
Rati: kaha ho? :-o
About 24 minutes later
me: hold on ek fax karna hai
Rati: okay
me: so which branch of engg u r in ?
Rati: waiting
Comp
tum kaunse engr ho?
wat happnd?
5 minutes later
me: letter fax karna hai :( i m electronics engr
Rati: cool :) to ur intelligent !
ok ab baat bhi karoge?
PJ pe to nahi ho na aaj.. to here its ok :P Logo ki jaasoosi hi kar kare ho na waise bhi :P
me: i love it more… the jasoosi, road pe, net pe
Rati: :P
me: i gotta hav a cigarette :D see ya soon :)
Rati: k cya :)
35 minutes later
Rati: sutta maara? :p
me: yeah
Rati: bad
me: letter bhi upload karna tha
Rati: ohk now m stuck on level 10 :(
me: u knw
Rati: "Paris starts with "pa" and ends with ?? "
me: i hv started to miss u :P
Rati: what? :)
me: is it bout paris hilton ?
Rati: ohh..might be :D ill try
no :(
Rati: wat was dat smethng u said abt missing? :-D
me: i miss u just like PJ comm lol
Rati: aww
me: i miss everythng
Rati: hw sweet, good
me: my pc, my quarters, my bed
Rati: k.. m not taking nythng seriously lol.. don b scared :D
me: my pillow…thoda time saath ho bas
Rati: actually m already in love wid sme1.. so dont u worry :D
me: wat ? go away then :x
Rati: got my mail?
ok.. cu
me: dont wana talk to smone else's gf :(
Rati: ohh.. well.. m not his gf yet.. but its k.. cya it ws nice talking to u bbye
me: :(
Rati: now wat?
me: cry
Rati: lol i thot we wer frnz
me: maine wo kids k admisson ka sapna dekha tha uska kya :(
Rati: ok.. i knw u wer kidin
me: lol
Rati: :D
me: bt tht cud change once i see ur pic ;P
Rati: first help me crack the puzzle :P
u got the pic didnt u? is baar i hav kept nothng around the puzzle to distract u :P
me: i dont invest in place from where i cant get kids in future lol
Rati: ohhh?? really?
chalo ab chupchap help me out
*Think*
me: not exactly, bt we shud hv cleared this bfore
Rati: what?
me: nw i ll see u differently :)
Rati: i told u at the right time ok? after the "missing u" part :P
i thot u wer just kidding in the beginning..and u are.. honestly!!
hello?
me: i hope everytime tht this is the girl and miss her lol like with mallika
Rati: ooo.. :)
me: she turned out to be dark and short :(
so not missing her now :P
Rati: lol hahaha
stupid
me: i knw. bout girls i m stupid, little or say NO experience
Rati: hmm
me: jaldi darshan de do to aasani hogi tumhe bhulne me. varna aaj se
Rati: bhulne me? lol..
me: i mean gf k angle se bhulne ko :D
btw pehle u said u hv no bf :
Rati: ..?? i dont he is not.. my bf. m in love wid him.. thts it
me: ye kaisa pyaar hai lol
vaise itni jaldi, 19 saal me hi love
mera to 29 tak kuchh nai hai :(
Rati: so? :P u knw wat?? he is 25 !!
me: main to us se bhi bada hu, muje kar lo love :P
Rati: lol love happens only once :P
me: 19 ki age me love nai hota baby, tht is sexual attraction :D
Rati: no way
me: u ll knw later :)
Rati: u will
ok?
me: puzzle kahan pahuchi ?
Rati: level 11
the ans to paris was "nd"
me: hw ?
Rati: "paris" starts with 'pa' "and" 'ends' with 'nd'
me: bloody jokers
Rati: :D
me: isko puzzle kehte hai
Rati: hmm watevr
shall i giv u another? are u gonna help me? 1st say
me: nthng for u sweetie :P
Rati: "nothing" or "anythng" :D
me: if u r sweetie its anyhthng, if not lol
Rati: hehe
hey... hw can u say love doesnt happen at 19?
me: in most youngsters
Rati: m not one of them then ok?
me: hormones play their role at this age thts why
Rati: i love him nd he loves me too :-/ dont giv me ny tensions ok?
me: m getting jealous :
Rati: oye baba wats the matter wid u 2day? u kidding right?
me: do one thing
Rati: what..
me: kisi gandi si ladki ka pic dikha do apni keh kar
Rati: oh God
me: thn i ll be allright
Rati: save me
me: right. i cud rape u in dream :P
Rati: :D
wait dad calling
me: so wats level 11
Rati: ill tell
me: boss
Rati: ohk :-o
me: sameena has raised a quetion in chat room. toni ne frnd rqust ki hai add karu ya nahi lol
Rati: wat question? :)
me: i think there's smthing like are you E..
Rati: hmm..e1 i thot so.. but its smethng else
me: e is red
Rati: hmm
me: aage k level se connection to nahi ?
Rati: no idea. are you ready?
yess!!!! tht was it :) thanks
me: for what ? date pe chalogi :P
tell me tell me i dint get yet :(
Rati: arre u got it right :)
" are you ready" "red e"
me: ohh so sad , bt wht to write in ?
Rati: niche diya tha na text box
me: yes ? is the answer yes ?
Rati: wat?
me: i mean answer yes hai kya ?
Rati: wohi likhna tha :D
me: yes na ? me too ready, lets hv a date
Rati: 4 wat?
me: cafe coffee day
Rati: lol
me: P dutch date lol
Rati: wat is dat?
me: dono apna bill khud bharte hai lol
Rati: :) he is ol now, My would-be Husband :-D
me: i knew thts wy u sent desktop image in level 11 :(
Rati: abhi abhi aaya woh.. lol
noo.. i cracked dem on my own
hello
me: i dont doubt ur smartness
Rati: ???
me: i meant
Rati: ..
me: tum apne yaar ko chhupa rahi thi mujse :P
Rati: kya?
me: anywy do u date?
Rati: no
me: thn wt u do with him ? baate like me lol
Rati: umm.. ive watched 2 movies wid him.. thts it
me: ohh my god jesus itni aage badh gayi hai bachhi, kya kya kiya movie me :P
Rati: kuch nahi :D a wednesday aur slumdog dekhi :D
me: chal jhoothi
Rati: i swear
me: kuchh nai karne akele nai jaa sakti thi stupid
Rati: :D
me: okk m not ur dad. dont worry :D
fir bhi
Rati: :) lol
me: sach bata kya mila kuchh nai karke
Rati: ill tell u tommo ok? ive g2g now
me: lol
Rati: :P seriously
me: fir se naye shikar dhundhne padenge muje, meri age hoti jaa rahi hai. 30 se pehle shaadi karni thi. ab 32 ka planning hai lol
Rati: :) shall we talk tommo? i need to go
me: i knw, i ve got no one here :( shaam ko kya karu
Rati: hmm
me: office khali ho gayi :(
Rati: ohh..??
k.. jau ab?
1 minute later
Rati: wat happnd now?? :-o
thike.. mai chalti hoon tc cya gn sd :) bbye
me: hii sweety :P
Rati: hello :) gm
me: half hearted good morning :(
Rati: what? :) Good Morning !! :)
me: so hw's your weekend
Rati: kk not too good
me: why ?
Rati: dont knw
me: what do u do on sundays usually ?
Rati: nothng. just sleep :)
me: me too :D bt u cant sleep whole day
Rati: hmm.. i get up at 8.30 then sleep again at 3.00 or 3.30
me: and between 9 and 3 ?
Rati: tv :P
me: good, u can sleep till 8.30
Rati: yes
me: meri to 5 baje neend ud jaati hai
Rati: so.. wat else?
me: ek ladki thi chat room me
Rati: k... then?
me: kehti thi she's psychologist. maine frnd request ki, baad me profile dekhi. her age is 73 yrs lol
Rati: heh heh lol
me: sach hoga kya :(
Rati: kya?
me: age uski
Rati: gimme her profile link.....
me: jasoosi karogi
Rati: no.
me: cbi ki bachhi lol
Rati: hehe.. wo to mai hoo
btw wo "tu kashi aahes" neeche se copy paste kiya na tumne? :P
me: mera ban forced ho gaya lol
Rati: kya?
me: is tht copyrighted thing lol
Rati: :) i knew it :D
me: pj me complete ban ho gaya main :( ab orkut me kya karu
Rati: what?? kyun? ab kya kiya? :-o
me: i hv a doubt
Rati: wat doubt?
me: kisi ladki ne jalan se karvaya hai
Rati: jalan?
me: kahin wo tum to nahi ?
Rati: what?
me: jealousy
Rati: no yaar, jealousy about?
me: due to my flirting in chat room
Rati: no
me: 2 din tak
Rati: trust me
me: kisine ban nai kiya
Rati: NO
me: baad me kuchh hua
Rati: else i wud nevr hav talked to u
me: just joking lol tht s not u i knw
Rati: :-
hmm so kisne kiya hoga? y dont u ask each mod?
fir u wont b allowed in the commu ever again? :-o
me: 18 th se saare ban off lol
Rati: k.. :) cant u giv it a break for a while? the flirting i mean
me: koi ladki mere se flirt nahi karti :(
Rati: aww
me: so tht means i m supposed to flirt, its my duty lol
Rati: :P ur birth right?
me: yeah sure bt i told u in real life i m too shy or maybe egoistic to do it :D
Rati: ohh.. lolz
me: cant even talk to a girl
Rati: i cant even imagine dat :P
WHAT? dont tell me
me: check it. tum muje phone karogi to main kuchh bol nahi paunga, paseena aa jayega :D
Rati: :D k.. i wont :P
me: :(
Rati: waise bhi mai bhi ekdam silent types hoon
me: ek baar ek mumbai ki ladki ne kiya tha phone
Rati: oh.. then?
me: silent ? sad. i want a wife jo bak bak karti jaaye
Rati: yeah.. m very silent n quiet
me: jis se muje bolne ka kasht na uthana pade lol
Rati: but m very talkative wid my close frnz n realtives.. foir mooh band hi nahi hota ooo..
me: wohi to, husband se to baat karogi hi :P
Rati: lol karungi baba..
k then.. shall i leave now?
parya
me: ?? parya ? wats tht ?
Rati: yeah short form
me: :(
Rati: now what?
me: call me bond, james bond lol
Rati: domb :P babes domb :P
kuch bhi :D
me: lol leaving ? :(
Rati: yeah
me: bored of me so soon :P
Rati: koi aur ol nahi hai kya? :P
me: no. m a one woman man lol
Rati: jesus
arre i hav a class now so m leavin
me: ok i ll miss you ;)
Rati: lol ill mister u :P
me: ya khuda
Rati: what?
me: shaadi ka program ? abi to maine ek affair bhi nai kiya :(
Rati: really? n wat abt miss snehal ?
me: nthng physical :(
Rati: :-/
k
me: ppl outside office make speculations
Rati: u guys
k fine, hey i need to bathe :-/ ill go now
me: bt we're like bro-sis
Rati: catch u later
me: tht hurts
Rati: hmm.. shall i leave now?
me: as u please :)
Rati: i thnk i shud :)
cu then tata
me: bbye
Rati: bye tc cu have a nice day
me: poore kapde nikalkar nahati ho ??
Rati: is it necessary to answer that?
me: no i ll guess wht i wish LOL
Rati: tht wud be fine
me: bata deti to bach jaati na ;)
Rati: hmph
k.. jau ab? ,,have a great rest of the day !!
me: did u watch kaminey
Rati: no.. theatre band hai
hey.. m leaving :( we'll talk later tc tata
about 4 hours later
Rati: kaha ho? :-o
About 24 minutes later
me: hold on ek fax karna hai
Rati: okay
me: so which branch of engg u r in ?
Rati: waiting
Comp
tum kaunse engr ho?
wat happnd?
5 minutes later
me: letter fax karna hai :( i m electronics engr
Rati: cool :) to ur intelligent !
ok ab baat bhi karoge?
PJ pe to nahi ho na aaj.. to here its ok :P Logo ki jaasoosi hi kar kare ho na waise bhi :P
me: i love it more… the jasoosi, road pe, net pe
Rati: :P
me: i gotta hav a cigarette :D see ya soon :)
Rati: k cya :)
35 minutes later
Rati: sutta maara? :p
me: yeah
Rati: bad
me: letter bhi upload karna tha
Rati: ohk now m stuck on level 10 :(
me: u knw
Rati: "Paris starts with "pa" and ends with ?? "
me: i hv started to miss u :P
Rati: what? :)
me: is it bout paris hilton ?
Rati: ohh..might be :D ill try
no :(
Rati: wat was dat smethng u said abt missing? :-D
me: i miss u just like PJ comm lol
Rati: aww
me: i miss everythng
Rati: hw sweet, good
me: my pc, my quarters, my bed
Rati: k.. m not taking nythng seriously lol.. don b scared :D
me: my pillow…thoda time saath ho bas
Rati: actually m already in love wid sme1.. so dont u worry :D
me: wat ? go away then :x
Rati: got my mail?
ok.. cu
me: dont wana talk to smone else's gf :(
Rati: ohh.. well.. m not his gf yet.. but its k.. cya it ws nice talking to u bbye
me: :(
Rati: now wat?
me: cry
Rati: lol i thot we wer frnz
me: maine wo kids k admisson ka sapna dekha tha uska kya :(
Rati: ok.. i knw u wer kidin
me: lol
Rati: :D
me: bt tht cud change once i see ur pic ;P
Rati: first help me crack the puzzle :P
u got the pic didnt u? is baar i hav kept nothng around the puzzle to distract u :P
me: i dont invest in place from where i cant get kids in future lol
Rati: ohhh?? really?
chalo ab chupchap help me out
*Think*
me: not exactly, bt we shud hv cleared this bfore
Rati: what?
me: nw i ll see u differently :)
Rati: i told u at the right time ok? after the "missing u" part :P
i thot u wer just kidding in the beginning..and u are.. honestly!!
hello?
me: i hope everytime tht this is the girl and miss her lol like with mallika
Rati: ooo.. :)
me: she turned out to be dark and short :(
so not missing her now :P
Rati: lol hahaha
stupid
me: i knw. bout girls i m stupid, little or say NO experience
Rati: hmm
me: jaldi darshan de do to aasani hogi tumhe bhulne me. varna aaj se
Rati: bhulne me? lol..
me: i mean gf k angle se bhulne ko :D
btw pehle u said u hv no bf :
Rati: ..?? i dont he is not.. my bf. m in love wid him.. thts it
me: ye kaisa pyaar hai lol
vaise itni jaldi, 19 saal me hi love
mera to 29 tak kuchh nai hai :(
Rati: so? :P u knw wat?? he is 25 !!
me: main to us se bhi bada hu, muje kar lo love :P
Rati: lol love happens only once :P
me: 19 ki age me love nai hota baby, tht is sexual attraction :D
Rati: no way
me: u ll knw later :)
Rati: u will
ok?
me: puzzle kahan pahuchi ?
Rati: level 11
the ans to paris was "nd"
me: hw ?
Rati: "paris" starts with 'pa' "and" 'ends' with 'nd'
me: bloody jokers
Rati: :D
me: isko puzzle kehte hai
Rati: hmm watevr
shall i giv u another? are u gonna help me? 1st say
me: nthng for u sweetie :P
Rati: "nothing" or "anythng" :D
me: if u r sweetie its anyhthng, if not lol
Rati: hehe
hey... hw can u say love doesnt happen at 19?
me: in most youngsters
Rati: m not one of them then ok?
me: hormones play their role at this age thts why
Rati: i love him nd he loves me too :-/ dont giv me ny tensions ok?
me: m getting jealous :
Rati: oye baba wats the matter wid u 2day? u kidding right?
me: do one thing
Rati: what..
me: kisi gandi si ladki ka pic dikha do apni keh kar
Rati: oh God
me: thn i ll be allright
Rati: save me
me: right. i cud rape u in dream :P
Rati: :D
wait dad calling
me: so wats level 11
Rati: ill tell
me: boss
Rati: ohk :-o
me: sameena has raised a quetion in chat room. toni ne frnd rqust ki hai add karu ya nahi lol
Rati: wat question? :)
me: i think there's smthing like are you E..
Rati: hmm..e1 i thot so.. but its smethng else
me: e is red
Rati: hmm
me: aage k level se connection to nahi ?
Rati: no idea. are you ready?
yess!!!! tht was it :) thanks
me: for what ? date pe chalogi :P
tell me tell me i dint get yet :(
Rati: arre u got it right :)
" are you ready" "red e"
me: ohh so sad , bt wht to write in ?
Rati: niche diya tha na text box
me: yes ? is the answer yes ?
Rati: wat?
me: i mean answer yes hai kya ?
Rati: wohi likhna tha :D
me: yes na ? me too ready, lets hv a date
Rati: 4 wat?
me: cafe coffee day
Rati: lol
me: P dutch date lol
Rati: wat is dat?
me: dono apna bill khud bharte hai lol
Rati: :) he is ol now, My would-be Husband :-D
me: i knew thts wy u sent desktop image in level 11 :(
Rati: abhi abhi aaya woh.. lol
noo.. i cracked dem on my own
hello
me: i dont doubt ur smartness
Rati: ???
me: i meant
Rati: ..
me: tum apne yaar ko chhupa rahi thi mujse :P
Rati: kya?
me: anywy do u date?
Rati: no
me: thn wt u do with him ? baate like me lol
Rati: umm.. ive watched 2 movies wid him.. thts it
me: ohh my god jesus itni aage badh gayi hai bachhi, kya kya kiya movie me :P
Rati: kuch nahi :D a wednesday aur slumdog dekhi :D
me: chal jhoothi
Rati: i swear
me: kuchh nai karne akele nai jaa sakti thi stupid
Rati: :D
me: okk m not ur dad. dont worry :D
fir bhi
Rati: :) lol
me: sach bata kya mila kuchh nai karke
Rati: ill tell u tommo ok? ive g2g now
me: lol
Rati: :P seriously
me: fir se naye shikar dhundhne padenge muje, meri age hoti jaa rahi hai. 30 se pehle shaadi karni thi. ab 32 ka planning hai lol
Rati: :) shall we talk tommo? i need to go
me: i knw, i ve got no one here :( shaam ko kya karu
Rati: hmm
me: office khali ho gayi :(
Rati: ohh..??
k.. jau ab?
1 minute later
Rati: wat happnd now?? :-o
thike.. mai chalti hoon tc cya gn sd :) bbye
Monday, 23 November 2009
sweet and agreeable
20th August, 2007
Sofia: good morning
me: very good mrng to u
so ur bak to work ;)
Sofia: yeah :(
me: missed u a lot :) did u ?
Sofia: hmmm may be
how was the time
me: boring as usual, n no one to chat above that, u enjoyed holidays?
Sofia: sort of. could be better but next time. i did enjoy the stay at the seaside but that was only for 4 days
7 minutes later
me: jst bought my first shares.
Sofia: in?
me: from the stock market of india :)
Sofia: of what company
me: rpl
Sofia: do u use a broker agent or u going to manage ur shares alone
me: got a demat acc with online trading facility, so just click on the site.
have to work now
Sofia: u?
me: boss just came to see what i m doing so gotta show sm work now.
Sofia: ok go ahead
about 1 hour later
me: bak from lunch.
Sofia: did u work
me: ya, if u consider hearing lecture from boss as work :D its just like ur wife getting jealous when u attend other women ;)
Sofia: its not the same. did the boss shout
me: always
Sofia: why, u havent done smthing?
me: thats smthng out of my control. divine powers r required for sm jobs n i m not one of those go-getters lot :)
Sofia: hmmm
26 minutes later
me: got sm relief. u must be busy today?
Sofia: yeah monday after leave...
me: u know i had my trng from today, bt got cancelled.
Sofia: trng?
me: they thought dept needs me so didnt let me go for it
anwy, there's no scope for me to study anything now.
Sofia: well u know better. gtg to eat
me: boss calling
about 2 hours later
me: hi
Sofia: hello
Sofia: hey what was the name of that guy who works there with u n added me later.
u must be happy, i dont remember his name
me: i m .
Sofia: who was he
me: forget him.
Sofia: dheeraj
plz i need it in order to tell him to stop talking to me
me: what? did he misbehave?
Sofia: first tell me is this him please :(
me: didnt get u. he talks to u n still u cant reply him??
Sofia: first plz tell me, is this him or this is sm1 else
he kept asking for my number. i told him i will not give then he said he will give me his. i said i dont want. he said ok but after short time wrote his number n said im waiting for ur call
i dont like this way of talking. his intentions r not good
me: i m very sorry
Sofia: so wont talk to him any more
no need
me: should i tell him?
Sofia: if u can
me: he's mature enough to understand once u told him smthing
Sofia: i havent told him to stop talking as when i was asking u whether it was him, he went offline. guys r supposed to be mature, but i dont usually count on this. i tell sm1 to stop n that i dont like him, but he goes on no matter what :)
me: its unbelievable.
Sofia: im not talking abt him, abt others. what he did was the phone number thing which is normal, i dont expect anything else, just i dont like it. u dont need to change ur opinion of hm
me: so me too? i also kept asking phone no :)
Sofia: somehow the way was another
me: so can i call u? sunti ho?
Sofia: little busy bcos of work. but u cant call, u cant make foreign calls
me: i can. i ll have to spent sm 7-8 Rs per minute. there r many ways
dont worry wont call today. hw long do u stay in office ? i mean after 5.30 IST
Sofia: 1 min
i stay till 6 my time, 8:30 urs
21 minutes later
me: sory got dc
Sofia: ok
me: ok :(
Sofia: what happ
me: ok
Sofia: what ok ok
me: i dont like the word
Sofia: ok? u wanna say i shouldnt say ok also
should i say accha or what instead of ok :P
me: its ok for u, my fault
so, gtg now. closing time. dont like as no one home to wait for me
Sofia: i see, ok see u
me: cu 2morrow. enjoy.
Sofia: thx
21st August, 2007
me: hi
Sofia: hello
me: was busy today
Sofia: i can see :)
me: believe me, i just got relieved. my office closes at 5.30 strictly. its govt. job.
Sofia: what was the work so much
me: u keep calling for the same thing. keep manipulating the same sheets.
Sofia: is it boring
me: surely, but relatively easy to earn here.
Sofia: thats good
me: bt doesnt permit to spend it.
Sofia: what
me: the easily earned money are tough to spend :)
Sofia: really, never knew
me: i know.
Sofia: why then, the money earned with difficulty must be easy to spend
me: those r the toughtest to spend ;) i ve not spent even 10% of my salary for any kind of entertainment
Sofia: then for what
me: usual spending like food, transport, clothes,
Sofia: and what is entertainment
me: good question. practically, everything in which u dont feel pain is entertainment for me. like sitting quietly in the chair or sleeping in bed at home is entertainment.
Sofia: :D
me: as u must be knowing sex is most imp.
Sofia: no disko?
me: why did u laugh?
Sofia: or party with friends
me: why did u laugh ? no mercy?
Sofia: bcos u said sitting quietly in chair also can qualify
me: i said in satire.
Sofia: i know. if u joke, im supposed to laugh, isnt it
me: right, i m confused, frustrated, bout to surrender to marriage :)
Sofia: oh really, mil gayi candidate?
me: 2
Sofia: ohho
me: both selected ;) ek gori ek kali
Sofia: ek acchi ek buri? :) ek sundar ek badsurat, u have to see which 1 is good
me: not like that, just joking
Sofia: im joking
me: ok one is somewhat dark bt sexier.
Sofia: what about character
me: dont know, its socially set. i chose the sexier one. waiting for reply.
so, hw to know character? i met both for just 15 min
gtg now, hope i ll be free 2morrow.
Sofia: yeah, in arranged marriages its hard. but i would advise u not to choose the sexier one, bcos this thing changes very fast, she might get fat in 2-3 months only, esp. after having child, Indian women dont usually keep their figure fit or pay much attention to it. better look which girl is smiling most, the way she talks, whether its sweet and agreeable. as this will stay whole life and will make living with her enjoyable. not some stupid sexyness that can be gone in a short time
me: u r right bt u know all those attibutes r part of being sexy, i told sexy in that sense, not physically :)
n after child they look sexier.cu hopefully. good night
Sofia: good morning
me: very good mrng to u
so ur bak to work ;)
Sofia: yeah :(
me: missed u a lot :) did u ?
Sofia: hmmm may be
how was the time
me: boring as usual, n no one to chat above that, u enjoyed holidays?
Sofia: sort of. could be better but next time. i did enjoy the stay at the seaside but that was only for 4 days
7 minutes later
me: jst bought my first shares.
Sofia: in?
me: from the stock market of india :)
Sofia: of what company
me: rpl
Sofia: do u use a broker agent or u going to manage ur shares alone
me: got a demat acc with online trading facility, so just click on the site.
have to work now
Sofia: u?
me: boss just came to see what i m doing so gotta show sm work now.
Sofia: ok go ahead
about 1 hour later
me: bak from lunch.
Sofia: did u work
me: ya, if u consider hearing lecture from boss as work :D its just like ur wife getting jealous when u attend other women ;)
Sofia: its not the same. did the boss shout
me: always
Sofia: why, u havent done smthing?
me: thats smthng out of my control. divine powers r required for sm jobs n i m not one of those go-getters lot :)
Sofia: hmmm
26 minutes later
me: got sm relief. u must be busy today?
Sofia: yeah monday after leave...
me: u know i had my trng from today, bt got cancelled.
Sofia: trng?
me: they thought dept needs me so didnt let me go for it
anwy, there's no scope for me to study anything now.
Sofia: well u know better. gtg to eat
me: boss calling
about 2 hours later
me: hi
Sofia: hello
Sofia: hey what was the name of that guy who works there with u n added me later.
u must be happy, i dont remember his name
me: i m .
Sofia: who was he
me: forget him.
Sofia: dheeraj
plz i need it in order to tell him to stop talking to me
me: what? did he misbehave?
Sofia: first tell me is this him please :(
me: didnt get u. he talks to u n still u cant reply him??
Sofia: first plz tell me, is this him or this is sm1 else
he kept asking for my number. i told him i will not give then he said he will give me his. i said i dont want. he said ok but after short time wrote his number n said im waiting for ur call
i dont like this way of talking. his intentions r not good
me: i m very sorry
Sofia: so wont talk to him any more
no need
me: should i tell him?
Sofia: if u can
me: he's mature enough to understand once u told him smthing
Sofia: i havent told him to stop talking as when i was asking u whether it was him, he went offline. guys r supposed to be mature, but i dont usually count on this. i tell sm1 to stop n that i dont like him, but he goes on no matter what :)
me: its unbelievable.
Sofia: im not talking abt him, abt others. what he did was the phone number thing which is normal, i dont expect anything else, just i dont like it. u dont need to change ur opinion of hm
me: so me too? i also kept asking phone no :)
Sofia: somehow the way was another
me: so can i call u? sunti ho?
Sofia: little busy bcos of work. but u cant call, u cant make foreign calls
me: i can. i ll have to spent sm 7-8 Rs per minute. there r many ways
dont worry wont call today. hw long do u stay in office ? i mean after 5.30 IST
Sofia: 1 min
i stay till 6 my time, 8:30 urs
21 minutes later
me: sory got dc
Sofia: ok
me: ok :(
Sofia: what happ
me: ok
Sofia: what ok ok
me: i dont like the word
Sofia: ok? u wanna say i shouldnt say ok also
should i say accha or what instead of ok :P
me: its ok for u, my fault
so, gtg now. closing time. dont like as no one home to wait for me
Sofia: i see, ok see u
me: cu 2morrow. enjoy.
Sofia: thx
21st August, 2007
me: hi
Sofia: hello
me: was busy today
Sofia: i can see :)
me: believe me, i just got relieved. my office closes at 5.30 strictly. its govt. job.
Sofia: what was the work so much
me: u keep calling for the same thing. keep manipulating the same sheets.
Sofia: is it boring
me: surely, but relatively easy to earn here.
Sofia: thats good
me: bt doesnt permit to spend it.
Sofia: what
me: the easily earned money are tough to spend :)
Sofia: really, never knew
me: i know.
Sofia: why then, the money earned with difficulty must be easy to spend
me: those r the toughtest to spend ;) i ve not spent even 10% of my salary for any kind of entertainment
Sofia: then for what
me: usual spending like food, transport, clothes,
Sofia: and what is entertainment
me: good question. practically, everything in which u dont feel pain is entertainment for me. like sitting quietly in the chair or sleeping in bed at home is entertainment.
Sofia: :D
me: as u must be knowing sex is most imp.
Sofia: no disko?
me: why did u laugh?
Sofia: or party with friends
me: why did u laugh ? no mercy?
Sofia: bcos u said sitting quietly in chair also can qualify
me: i said in satire.
Sofia: i know. if u joke, im supposed to laugh, isnt it
me: right, i m confused, frustrated, bout to surrender to marriage :)
Sofia: oh really, mil gayi candidate?
me: 2
Sofia: ohho
me: both selected ;) ek gori ek kali
Sofia: ek acchi ek buri? :) ek sundar ek badsurat, u have to see which 1 is good
me: not like that, just joking
Sofia: im joking
me: ok one is somewhat dark bt sexier.
Sofia: what about character
me: dont know, its socially set. i chose the sexier one. waiting for reply.
so, hw to know character? i met both for just 15 min
gtg now, hope i ll be free 2morrow.
Sofia: yeah, in arranged marriages its hard. but i would advise u not to choose the sexier one, bcos this thing changes very fast, she might get fat in 2-3 months only, esp. after having child, Indian women dont usually keep their figure fit or pay much attention to it. better look which girl is smiling most, the way she talks, whether its sweet and agreeable. as this will stay whole life and will make living with her enjoyable. not some stupid sexyness that can be gone in a short time
me: u r right bt u know all those attibutes r part of being sexy, i told sexy in that sense, not physically :)
n after child they look sexier.cu hopefully. good night
Saturday, 21 November 2009
next time think faster !!!
10th August, 2007
me: welcme bk :)
office?
Sofia: no, parents' home
me: me too going there this evng.
Sofia: aah good
me: 2moroow's off
Sofia: only tomorrow
u got a free day n going to parents home
me: ya, actually, dont like to :P
Sofia: why
me: bt have no option , u know. i m a stranger here.
Sofia: what? where ru stranger
me: in this big bad world.
Sofia: we all strangers then :)
me: coz i havent created an identity except given by parents.
Sofia: u make me wonder whats an identity n how one knows he has created one
me: u decide bout ur goals.
Sofia: ummm
me: ppl complain to u not ur parents when u make mistake, like they did in childhood.
anwy very sadly, i m hungry.
Sofia: whats sad abt that
me: so m i more like Charming or Intelligent?
gtg for lunch wanted to chat.
Sofia: when u come back if im still here
maybe both :)
me: thanks i'll try to call u.
cu after lunch
Sofia: cu
39 minutes later
me: m bak
Sofia: ok
me: what's full form of O.K.?
Sofia: no idea. do u know
me: i think its all correct in sm language other than english.
Sofia: can be. dont know.
could check...
right! its all correct, in english thou misspelled
Sofia: so what was for lunch
me: chana-poori. i cant live wthout roti.
Sofia: but u ate poori not roti
me: almost the same. u know both?
Sofia: poori is fried, tastes different. i love naan
me: good
Sofia: butter naan or stuffed
me: is it of wheat flour?
Sofia: yeah aapko maloom nahi? :)
me: not much idea, as its a punjabi dish. i m not into hotel food, very homely guy- only gujarati thali
2:25 PM Sofia: never tasted anything different?
11 minutes later
me: sorrry little busy
2 minutes later
Sofia: well very good
let me be little busy too ;)
bout 1 hour later
me: busy? u r at home or not?
Sofia: im home
me: u wrote, let me be busy too ;)
Sofia: yeah i can also be busy, what were u busy with
me: office work. r u angry?
Sofia: ok. me having home work
me: after all i m paid for this.
what???
Sofia: no, im just very vindictive :)
me: vindictive means badla lene wali?
Sofia: mmmm yes
me: i was watching sliver ystrdy night n remembrrred u
Sofia: what 4
me: sex appeal of sharone stone.
Sofia: oh yeah
me: bt they just censor it here. we get only glimpses.
Sofia: tough
me: & yes, i saw a white blonde lady this morning on my way office ;)
Sofia: foreigner
me: yes.
Sofia: so u must be happy
me: why?
Sofia: why didnt u go to try ur luck there
me: ya, should have bt wasnt that pretty to forget my duty :)
Sofia: next time think faster
what duty? going to work?
me: are they open to one night stand?
ya, was on way to my office.
Sofia: u might get someone for one night if u keep trying
me: tough in india to ask directly such thing. might have done much bfore, bt then the question is what bout the next night? :P
Sofia: up 2u
me: so u've internet access cheap at home?
Sofia: yeah here every1 has net at home
got to leave
27 minutes later
me: so u'r gone.
i closed window bfore ur reply came, so Bad LUck !
cu later.
me: welcme bk :)
office?
Sofia: no, parents' home
me: me too going there this evng.
Sofia: aah good
me: 2moroow's off
Sofia: only tomorrow
u got a free day n going to parents home
me: ya, actually, dont like to :P
Sofia: why
me: bt have no option , u know. i m a stranger here.
Sofia: what? where ru stranger
me: in this big bad world.
Sofia: we all strangers then :)
me: coz i havent created an identity except given by parents.
Sofia: u make me wonder whats an identity n how one knows he has created one
me: u decide bout ur goals.
Sofia: ummm
me: ppl complain to u not ur parents when u make mistake, like they did in childhood.
anwy very sadly, i m hungry.
Sofia: whats sad abt that
me: so m i more like Charming or Intelligent?
gtg for lunch wanted to chat.
Sofia: when u come back if im still here
maybe both :)
me: thanks i'll try to call u.
cu after lunch
Sofia: cu
39 minutes later
me: m bak
Sofia: ok
me: what's full form of O.K.?
Sofia: no idea. do u know
me: i think its all correct in sm language other than english.
Sofia: can be. dont know.
could check...
right! its all correct, in english thou misspelled
Sofia: so what was for lunch
me: chana-poori. i cant live wthout roti.
Sofia: but u ate poori not roti
me: almost the same. u know both?
Sofia: poori is fried, tastes different. i love naan
me: good
Sofia: butter naan or stuffed
me: is it of wheat flour?
Sofia: yeah aapko maloom nahi? :)
me: not much idea, as its a punjabi dish. i m not into hotel food, very homely guy- only gujarati thali
2:25 PM Sofia: never tasted anything different?
11 minutes later
me: sorrry little busy
2 minutes later
Sofia: well very good
let me be little busy too ;)
bout 1 hour later
me: busy? u r at home or not?
Sofia: im home
me: u wrote, let me be busy too ;)
Sofia: yeah i can also be busy, what were u busy with
me: office work. r u angry?
Sofia: ok. me having home work
me: after all i m paid for this.
what???
Sofia: no, im just very vindictive :)
me: vindictive means badla lene wali?
Sofia: mmmm yes
me: i was watching sliver ystrdy night n remembrrred u
Sofia: what 4
me: sex appeal of sharone stone.
Sofia: oh yeah
me: bt they just censor it here. we get only glimpses.
Sofia: tough
me: & yes, i saw a white blonde lady this morning on my way office ;)
Sofia: foreigner
me: yes.
Sofia: so u must be happy
me: why?
Sofia: why didnt u go to try ur luck there
me: ya, should have bt wasnt that pretty to forget my duty :)
Sofia: next time think faster
what duty? going to work?
me: are they open to one night stand?
ya, was on way to my office.
Sofia: u might get someone for one night if u keep trying
me: tough in india to ask directly such thing. might have done much bfore, bt then the question is what bout the next night? :P
Sofia: up 2u
me: so u've internet access cheap at home?
Sofia: yeah here every1 has net at home
got to leave
27 minutes later
me: so u'r gone.
i closed window bfore ur reply came, so Bad LUck !
cu later.
Surprise call..
6th August, 2007
me: hello, gussa ho?
33 minutes later
Sofia: im not
ur busy
me: no, its over
Sofia: what is over
me: office time :)
Sofia: kab tak will u stay there
me: jab tak koi baate karta rahe ya fir room keeper lock karne aa jaye.
Sofia: rather the 2nd
me: u mean u wont leave ?
Sofia: i will leave in 3 hours when my office time is over
me: what bout web cam? i m dying to watch u live
Sofia: that can be arranged, but we dont have net at home since 4 days bcos of the storm, the guys from the net said supposedly in 2 days it will come. also, day after tmrw i will leave for my home town n then the seaside
me: so hw many days to miss u ?
Sofia: u can miss me as long as u want, but physically i will be back at work on 20th
me: oh no, so we cant chat till then?
Sofia: it depends, im planning to return on 17th, then if have net i can be online smtime in the weekend, 18 n 19th n tmrw is my last workday b4 the leave
16 minutes later
me: helo
Sofia: hi...
me: sorrrry a sexy lady needed some help
Sofia: ohh.. what kind of help :)
me: dont know, bt her cd was not burning, sm software problem :P
apparently..
Sofia: yes she must be too hot and giving competition to the cd burning
me: ya, hers is a good figure.
Sofia: ok go on attack
me: r u a woman?
Sofia: a girl
me: r u not jealous?
Sofia: no
me: then ur not girl or woman.
Sofia: ur wrong. i m smart n mature, this first, n second, im not jealous abt every boy i meet on net. like, we talk a lot, so we r getting close, but there is nothing to make me jealous
me: ok, then. bt better u had told it earlier, she just left
Sofia: u could not wait for my ijazat n do it urself
bt there is always tmrw :)
me: she said the same. ;)
Sofia: ok so there is hope. so if she is positive, what will u do, have sex? or get married
me: would like to know what she wishes.
Sofia: she might wish sex only
me: thats also welcome.
Sofia: yeah of course
me: bt i m always in for long time relations u know.
Sofia: did u vote last week in II 3 (II=Indian Idol)
me: its boring, plz lets talk sex.
Sofia: but its not boring 2 me...
me: ok,i voted Chang, i love the song.
Sofia: good choice
me: n u?
5 minutes later
Sofia: i cant vote from here if i could, would vote 4 prashant
me: the contact no u gave me was mobile or resi?
2 minutes later
sunti ho?
Sofia: nahi
me: ab jana padega. door keeper came early today,
Sofia: ok
7th August, 2007
me: so its our last day
Sofia: yup
5 minutes later
Sofia: so how ru
5 minutes later
me: to miss u
when should i call u on ur mobile?
Sofia: as u wish
me: i will call after 7 pm India time, ok?
1 minute later
sunti ho?
Sofia: ok
yeah on phone, me n my colleague just made a call to Fiji from office phone
me: i ll break all phones
Sofia: tab mujhe kaise phone karoge
me: i dont care.
cant u call me from office?
Sofia: i can,but the matter is, i can call if i want
me: so mean u r. just say good morning n cut the call.
Sofia: u will not be mad if i do like this?
me: why? u mean i'll be mad about u?
Sofia: u will not get angry if i just say one word and hang up
me: no, i can understand that u cant chat on office phone :)
Sofia: thats what we did with Fiji. we have one former classmate. we just called her
me: bt not me :(
Sofia: later
me: ur office time extends after mine upto 3 hours, so u can call me at home also.
Sofia: yeah i know i can
8 minutes later
me: i know its tough to talk a stranger.
Sofia: im used
me: then why dont u call?
Sofia: havent found reason
me: matlab i m not so impressive enough to call :)
Sofia: well i need good reason to make long distance expensive call
me: arey, office se phone karne k paise thode lagege?
Sofia: to a guy
me: what
Sofia: well... thats another thing
me: thats what i said, to call an unknown guy :P isnt it?
Sofia: yeah, thats why i need good reason
me: bt i m allowed to call u anytime? :)
to tum Bhav kha rahi ho?
Sofia: well these things dont go with allowing
what was the meaning of the last thing
me: hw to explain in english ? i mean generally ladies dont accept guy's proposal instantly
they test him. maybe expect sm favour etc then they say YES. :)
Sofia: u cant generalize on every girl
me: so u dont expect anything?
Sofia: there can be pattern of behaviour, but nothing is general
no i dont expect from u n dont want anything
me: that means u wont ever call?
Sofia: let me see :)
me: dont even send ur photo?
Sofia: abt photo i have told u. what was so wrong with the one i sent?
me: eyes not clear :)
Sofia: so?
me: i wont no covers.
Sofia: why do u think u always have to get what u want
me: its just a photo, sweety
Sofia: this is the available photo
me: dont have any other?
Sofia: how many ppl ur chatting with now
me: only u.
34 minutes later
me: u should have informed me that u r calling. i got shocked
Sofia: why
me: thought u ll never call. n m not at all experienced to talk to girls, especially strangers :)
n i was at my canteen where ppl know me.
Sofia: isnt it good then. they will see u talking to girl
might think u got smthing
me: its not the thing, its diff issue.
anyway hw much it cost u?
Sofia: 1 min
me: on phone :)
9 minutes later
Sofia: yeah boss. it didnt cost me as i call from office. otherwise it would cost around 60-70 rs
me: good.
u called me Boss?
Sofia: na, boss was on phone. should i call u boss? :)
me: never.
Sofia: good day im ur aunt
im going to lunch and post office
me: what u said? u r my aunt?
2 hours later
me: 21st june means which zodiac sign?
Sofia: how do i know
u have to know
me: i dont know this sun sign s we've moon signs.
Sofia: goodness
ok i guess ur gemini
27 minutes later
me: u there? i also thought so, once i read smwhere then forgot.
Sofia: okies
me: so i m irresistible :P kahan gayye?
Sofia: yeah sure.
have to prepare a contract n do other 1000 things. last day b4 leave, the bosses think of so many tasks to give me
me: so m i disturbing?
Sofia: well no but smtimes i cant reply instantly
me: its ok, do u blog?
Sofia: no why
me: i just created mine on google blogger,
dont know what to post :)
Sofia: yeah.. better think abt this b4 creating :)
see other blogs n u can get ideas
me: i mean at the moment i have no idea.
Sofia: well i think u should have waited with creating till u get idea
me: no need to see others. has to be original.
Sofia: :) easy to say
11 minutes later
me: i thought when there's no one to chat i'll write in the blog :)
Sofia: what will u write
me: anything comes to my mind. ;)
Sofia: hmmm sure
me: u know why i insisted u to call me?
Sofia: hmmm to see if im real, n not some man...
me: exactly, hw did u know?'
Sofia: typical fear. do i sound like girl?
me: yes, bt my friend told me that u cant trust on net.
8 minutes later
Sofia: so im man or woman
me: woman, bt u sounded younger than ur thoughts :P
Sofia: yeah, i have sweet voice
10 minutes later
me: remember what we talked?
Sofia: of course
me: tell me what i said?
Sofia: ur in the canteen, going to have bhajia
me: great, bt i was in canteen, not going to have. i said there were ppl around so i couldnt talk.
Sofia: yeah this too :) n i asked u why u left without saying, u said net was having prob
me: ya, bt actually, one of my colleague came n i didnt want to let him know bout u :)
Sofia: i see
me: same prob in canteen
Sofia: big prob... :)
me: ya, it is, solution?
Sofia: i dont know, not my prob :)
i have many others
me: hello, gussa ho?
33 minutes later
Sofia: im not
ur busy
me: no, its over
Sofia: what is over
me: office time :)
Sofia: kab tak will u stay there
me: jab tak koi baate karta rahe ya fir room keeper lock karne aa jaye.
Sofia: rather the 2nd
me: u mean u wont leave ?
Sofia: i will leave in 3 hours when my office time is over
me: what bout web cam? i m dying to watch u live
Sofia: that can be arranged, but we dont have net at home since 4 days bcos of the storm, the guys from the net said supposedly in 2 days it will come. also, day after tmrw i will leave for my home town n then the seaside
me: so hw many days to miss u ?
Sofia: u can miss me as long as u want, but physically i will be back at work on 20th
me: oh no, so we cant chat till then?
Sofia: it depends, im planning to return on 17th, then if have net i can be online smtime in the weekend, 18 n 19th n tmrw is my last workday b4 the leave
16 minutes later
me: helo
Sofia: hi...
me: sorrrry a sexy lady needed some help
Sofia: ohh.. what kind of help :)
me: dont know, bt her cd was not burning, sm software problem :P
apparently..
Sofia: yes she must be too hot and giving competition to the cd burning
me: ya, hers is a good figure.
Sofia: ok go on attack
me: r u a woman?
Sofia: a girl
me: r u not jealous?
Sofia: no
me: then ur not girl or woman.
Sofia: ur wrong. i m smart n mature, this first, n second, im not jealous abt every boy i meet on net. like, we talk a lot, so we r getting close, but there is nothing to make me jealous
me: ok, then. bt better u had told it earlier, she just left
Sofia: u could not wait for my ijazat n do it urself
bt there is always tmrw :)
me: she said the same. ;)
Sofia: ok so there is hope. so if she is positive, what will u do, have sex? or get married
me: would like to know what she wishes.
Sofia: she might wish sex only
me: thats also welcome.
Sofia: yeah of course
me: bt i m always in for long time relations u know.
Sofia: did u vote last week in II 3 (II=Indian Idol)
me: its boring, plz lets talk sex.
Sofia: but its not boring 2 me...
me: ok,i voted Chang, i love the song.
Sofia: good choice
me: n u?
5 minutes later
Sofia: i cant vote from here if i could, would vote 4 prashant
me: the contact no u gave me was mobile or resi?
2 minutes later
sunti ho?
Sofia: nahi
me: ab jana padega. door keeper came early today,
Sofia: ok
7th August, 2007
me: so its our last day
Sofia: yup
5 minutes later
Sofia: so how ru
5 minutes later
me: to miss u
when should i call u on ur mobile?
Sofia: as u wish
me: i will call after 7 pm India time, ok?
1 minute later
sunti ho?
Sofia: ok
yeah on phone, me n my colleague just made a call to Fiji from office phone
me: i ll break all phones
Sofia: tab mujhe kaise phone karoge
me: i dont care.
cant u call me from office?
Sofia: i can,but the matter is, i can call if i want
me: so mean u r. just say good morning n cut the call.
Sofia: u will not be mad if i do like this?
me: why? u mean i'll be mad about u?
Sofia: u will not get angry if i just say one word and hang up
me: no, i can understand that u cant chat on office phone :)
Sofia: thats what we did with Fiji. we have one former classmate. we just called her
me: bt not me :(
Sofia: later
me: ur office time extends after mine upto 3 hours, so u can call me at home also.
Sofia: yeah i know i can
8 minutes later
me: i know its tough to talk a stranger.
Sofia: im used
me: then why dont u call?
Sofia: havent found reason
me: matlab i m not so impressive enough to call :)
Sofia: well i need good reason to make long distance expensive call
me: arey, office se phone karne k paise thode lagege?
Sofia: to a guy
me: what
Sofia: well... thats another thing
me: thats what i said, to call an unknown guy :P isnt it?
Sofia: yeah, thats why i need good reason
me: bt i m allowed to call u anytime? :)
to tum Bhav kha rahi ho?
Sofia: well these things dont go with allowing
what was the meaning of the last thing
me: hw to explain in english ? i mean generally ladies dont accept guy's proposal instantly
they test him. maybe expect sm favour etc then they say YES. :)
Sofia: u cant generalize on every girl
me: so u dont expect anything?
Sofia: there can be pattern of behaviour, but nothing is general
no i dont expect from u n dont want anything
me: that means u wont ever call?
Sofia: let me see :)
me: dont even send ur photo?
Sofia: abt photo i have told u. what was so wrong with the one i sent?
me: eyes not clear :)
Sofia: so?
me: i wont no covers.
Sofia: why do u think u always have to get what u want
me: its just a photo, sweety
Sofia: this is the available photo
me: dont have any other?
Sofia: how many ppl ur chatting with now
me: only u.
34 minutes later
me: u should have informed me that u r calling. i got shocked
Sofia: why
me: thought u ll never call. n m not at all experienced to talk to girls, especially strangers :)
n i was at my canteen where ppl know me.
Sofia: isnt it good then. they will see u talking to girl
might think u got smthing
me: its not the thing, its diff issue.
anyway hw much it cost u?
Sofia: 1 min
me: on phone :)
9 minutes later
Sofia: yeah boss. it didnt cost me as i call from office. otherwise it would cost around 60-70 rs
me: good.
u called me Boss?
Sofia: na, boss was on phone. should i call u boss? :)
me: never.
Sofia: good day im ur aunt
im going to lunch and post office
me: what u said? u r my aunt?
2 hours later
me: 21st june means which zodiac sign?
Sofia: how do i know
u have to know
me: i dont know this sun sign s we've moon signs.
Sofia: goodness
ok i guess ur gemini
27 minutes later
me: u there? i also thought so, once i read smwhere then forgot.
Sofia: okies
me: so i m irresistible :P kahan gayye?
Sofia: yeah sure.
have to prepare a contract n do other 1000 things. last day b4 leave, the bosses think of so many tasks to give me
me: so m i disturbing?
Sofia: well no but smtimes i cant reply instantly
me: its ok, do u blog?
Sofia: no why
me: i just created mine on google blogger,
dont know what to post :)
Sofia: yeah.. better think abt this b4 creating :)
see other blogs n u can get ideas
me: i mean at the moment i have no idea.
Sofia: well i think u should have waited with creating till u get idea
me: no need to see others. has to be original.
Sofia: :) easy to say
11 minutes later
me: i thought when there's no one to chat i'll write in the blog :)
Sofia: what will u write
me: anything comes to my mind. ;)
Sofia: hmmm sure
me: u know why i insisted u to call me?
Sofia: hmmm to see if im real, n not some man...
me: exactly, hw did u know?'
Sofia: typical fear. do i sound like girl?
me: yes, bt my friend told me that u cant trust on net.
8 minutes later
Sofia: so im man or woman
me: woman, bt u sounded younger than ur thoughts :P
Sofia: yeah, i have sweet voice
10 minutes later
me: remember what we talked?
Sofia: of course
me: tell me what i said?
Sofia: ur in the canteen, going to have bhajia
me: great, bt i was in canteen, not going to have. i said there were ppl around so i couldnt talk.
Sofia: yeah this too :) n i asked u why u left without saying, u said net was having prob
me: ya, bt actually, one of my colleague came n i didnt want to let him know bout u :)
Sofia: i see
me: same prob in canteen
Sofia: big prob... :)
me: ya, it is, solution?
Sofia: i dont know, not my prob :)
i have many others
Thursday, 19 November 2009
Grow up !!
2nd July, 2008
me: hiii la mallika :P
Mallika: hi
me: kal college attend ki :D
Mallika: hmm..waise toh aaj bhi kiya..attend
me: :D
Mallika: only for attendence
Mallika: hmm...
chal bye nw..m leavin feelin v sleepy
me: :( dont make me cry, boss bhi bolta rehta hai :(
Mallika: lol kyun kya hua?
1 minute later
Mallika: cya
4 minutes later
me: boss ne kaha kaam pehle chatting baad me :(
14 minutes later
Mallika: lol k..so hez rite
me: kya kare vaise office me jyada kaam hota nahi
Mallika: k
me: wat u do in college if dnt attend the lectures ?
Mallika: canteen..or in parkin main
me: just like us :D
Mallika: :)
34 minutes later
me: showie :D
Mallika: its k
me: ya u ll be used to.
i just got wet, went out for tea nd rain started. was just 50 mtrs frm office :)
Mallika: gud hai..
me: kisine citi nahi maari :(
Mallika: lol..grow up
13 minutes later
Mallika: kaha gaya?
me: boss :) big boss coming tomorrow :(
3rd July, 2008
Mallika: good morning
me: heya i won couple tickets to movie, wanna come :)
Mallika: which one
me: any i think, i wish jaane tu...
Mallika: hmm..nope
nyways thanks :)
me: kal phone rakne k baad idea aaya usi host ko puchh lena tha, tum aaogi ? :P
Mallika: yup..achha hota
me: i get nervous :( its 2nd time
Mallika: lol k
me: i dont think i can collect tickets. office to 5.30 tak hai, 11 to 5 muje bola hai ticket collect karne
Mallika: ah..nt gud, toh kya karne wala hai
me: nthng usual lunch, then smoke-tea at 4 pm, 6 baje ghar :D
Mallika: ok..
me: 3 windows to chat today :D its tough
Mallika: hmm...m talkin wid u only..
so wht else..
me: i love u
Mallika: leavin nw..cya
tk cr luv u too
me: wht hapend ?
btw smone's guiding me to put on weight :D
Mallika: nothin..ek frnd ayi hai..ghar pe..so..tataz
me: baad me aana :)
Mallika: yea u continue wid ur frns
me: see ya later :D
Mallika: hmm..dekhte hai..
me: kya dekhogi ? aaj maine naya shirt pehna hai wo :D
Mallika: baad main ana hai ya nahi
me: i llll be waiting
Mallika: oho..gud hai
nah dear..pura din busy hoon
me: i dont like busy girls :(
Mallika: hmm...den i guess u dnt like me
me: bt i like drunk ladies :P i dont like when u r busy :P
Mallika: drunk ladies..na-ha..
watever..
me: maybe coz they go wild after drinks :P
Mallika: oh boi wats wid ur talk today..nyways bye nw
Me: see ya, come soon :P
2 hours later (offline message from me)
me: this is interesting, i got ur see ya nd take care bt not " luv ya "
nw i read tht in chat history :(
me: hiii la mallika :P
Mallika: hi
me: kal college attend ki :D
Mallika: hmm..waise toh aaj bhi kiya..attend
me: :D
Mallika: only for attendence
Mallika: hmm...
chal bye nw..m leavin feelin v sleepy
me: :( dont make me cry, boss bhi bolta rehta hai :(
Mallika: lol kyun kya hua?
1 minute later
Mallika: cya
4 minutes later
me: boss ne kaha kaam pehle chatting baad me :(
14 minutes later
Mallika: lol k..so hez rite
me: kya kare vaise office me jyada kaam hota nahi
Mallika: k
me: wat u do in college if dnt attend the lectures ?
Mallika: canteen..or in parkin main
me: just like us :D
Mallika: :)
34 minutes later
me: showie :D
Mallika: its k
me: ya u ll be used to.
i just got wet, went out for tea nd rain started. was just 50 mtrs frm office :)
Mallika: gud hai..
me: kisine citi nahi maari :(
Mallika: lol..grow up
13 minutes later
Mallika: kaha gaya?
me: boss :) big boss coming tomorrow :(
3rd July, 2008
Mallika: good morning
me: heya i won couple tickets to movie, wanna come :)
Mallika: which one
me: any i think, i wish jaane tu...
Mallika: hmm..nope
nyways thanks :)
me: kal phone rakne k baad idea aaya usi host ko puchh lena tha, tum aaogi ? :P
Mallika: yup..achha hota
me: i get nervous :( its 2nd time
Mallika: lol k
me: i dont think i can collect tickets. office to 5.30 tak hai, 11 to 5 muje bola hai ticket collect karne
Mallika: ah..nt gud, toh kya karne wala hai
me: nthng usual lunch, then smoke-tea at 4 pm, 6 baje ghar :D
Mallika: ok..
me: 3 windows to chat today :D its tough
Mallika: hmm...m talkin wid u only..
so wht else..
me: i love u
Mallika: leavin nw..cya
tk cr luv u too
me: wht hapend ?
btw smone's guiding me to put on weight :D
Mallika: nothin..ek frnd ayi hai..ghar pe..so..tataz
me: baad me aana :)
Mallika: yea u continue wid ur frns
me: see ya later :D
Mallika: hmm..dekhte hai..
me: kya dekhogi ? aaj maine naya shirt pehna hai wo :D
Mallika: baad main ana hai ya nahi
me: i llll be waiting
Mallika: oho..gud hai
nah dear..pura din busy hoon
me: i dont like busy girls :(
Mallika: hmm...den i guess u dnt like me
me: bt i like drunk ladies :P i dont like when u r busy :P
Mallika: drunk ladies..na-ha..
watever..
me: maybe coz they go wild after drinks :P
Mallika: oh boi wats wid ur talk today..nyways bye nw
Me: see ya, come soon :P
2 hours later (offline message from me)
me: this is interesting, i got ur see ya nd take care bt not " luv ya "
nw i read tht in chat history :(
Tuesday, 17 November 2009
Abhi to warm up baate hui hai !
30th June, 2008
Mallika: heylo ji
11 minutes later
me: to kal kya hua tha ?
Mallika: kya hua tha? aap chale gaye the..
me: i told u i had to leave at 6 and net was off then so i cudnt say see you tomorrow sweet dreams :D
Mallika: lol thik hai
me: i was asking bout saliva kiss :P then smone got jealous again :D
Mallika: ya..somethin like dat
so
me: i heard first time, actually saw too
Mallika: hmm..so hw ws it?
me: wet really hot, u like ?
Mallika: suna hai..dekha nai hai
dnt wanna see
me: good hai..
Mallika: hmm..
me: i mean u r a good girl :D
Mallika: i know..
me: see i m considered a good boy. whts ur image ? u r happy hw u r ?
Mallika: i'm a good gal...m happy wid dis image lol
me: u know what all the hot gals go with bad boys :(
Mallika: dnt worry shadi k liye sab gals go wid good boys only..
me: point.. thnks.
in fact i want to be wht i m naturally
Mallika: hmm..
me: wanna see my blog ?
Mallika: give me link..baad main dekhti hoon..ok hai?
me: good hai :D
http://prs1980.blogspot.com/
nahi, abhi dekho :)
Mallika: bahot hai yaar..baad mai padh lungi
me: kya bahut hai ? posts ? ya chat windonws ?
Mallika: posts
me: bas 9 to posts hai, log to kitna likhte hai :D
Mallika: wahi bahot hai mere liye..
me: lol anywy abhi to chat karni hai,
Mallika: hmm.. waise achha hua humne bet finalise nahi ki thi..coz spain won :P
me: what do u mean ? final to tha :) jhoothi
Mallika: nahi toh
me: hamne sirf bet change karni sochi thi, then i said keep it original. so have this wet french kiss :P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P :P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P
Mallika: oye
oye
me: ye sardar ji jaise oye oye kyu ?
Mallika: lol kuch nai
me: hw was the taste :P
Mallika: ahem...
chup kar yaar :P :P
waise tuze boss aur bhai kaun bulata hai :P
me: kaafi log hai, kareena boss aur yaar dono kehti hai :D
mera boss muje kabhi kabhi bhai bulata hai :D
Mallika: ok
me: jab we met k baad main apne aapko shahid samjne laga hu :D
Mallika: lolz k
me: yaar is ok bt its become too common :( so i dont like.
Mallika: hmm..k chal m leavin nw.. cya..
me: aaj baarish aa gayee aakhir :P
Mallika: yeah..its rainin here also..continuously
me: u thought i m going to the sex thing again :D
Mallika: chal jate me bye..
nah nothin lyk dat..sach may m leavin
me: dc tha for 40 seconds
abhi na jao chhod kar :)
abhi to warm up baate hui hai :D
Mallika: bt i hv to go.. :P
me: and i ve nowhre to go :(
bahar paani k baarish
dil me gum ki
main akela hounga ghar pe
bottle nahi hai rum ki :D
Mallika: pani se kya hota hai tuze..? dissolve toh nai hota na..? lol
me: see my sharyri
Mallika: achhi hain..par pata nai rum kaisi hoti hai..taste nai ki kabhi :D
me: main whisky pine gaya aur rum maarke aaya :D ek peg me muje to chakkar aa gaya
Mallika: whow..r u serious?..kool hai
Yesh i hd beer..kuch nai hota :(
me: means ? main naya hu is me :)
Mallika: kuch nai hota means...i like to get drunk..beer main 8% alcohol hota hai i guess. poori bottle pi lu toh shayad kuch ho jaye..par mom allow nai karegi..huh
me: drunk :D really ? nd than wht u do ? freak out ?
Mallika: yup..high hona achha lagta hai sabko rite?
kuch khas nai..kabhi itni drunk nahi hui hoon..parents k sath pee hai..mostly :D
me: good if u ve smone to watch. i wanted to hv as much as possible bt as it was first time and i live alone so i stopped at one peg and anywy i ll never like to get out of control of myself :)
Mallika: oh really? i'l lov to
me: so u need a partner like me, jo hosh me rahe hamesha, tum high hone ka maja lo :P
Mallika: ya may b..
ata kharach m leavin cya..
say bye
me: lol
one sec. ata kharach manje ??
Mallika: oops showie..galti se likh diya..
me: showie padh kar muje...
Mallika: bt it means "nw really"
tujhe kya?
me: Kuchh Kuchh hota hai :P
Mallika: kya hota hai?
me: like a small sweet baby says in childish voice showie :D
Mallika: haan..thik hai
nw say bye :P
me: was it intentional ?
i dont want to say bye :( aaj hw r u boi nahi kaha :(
Mallika: lol k..so hwz u boi ? :P
me: great nw :) nw u can go ,
good night sweet dreams :)
Mallika: night..! tk cr..☺
me: ye pathhar kahan se aaya :o
Mallika: :) = ☺
me: muje laga takiya hai, jise gale lagake sona hai :D
Mallika: aur kuch kahna hai?
me: u r bored na :(
nahi, ab bas.. main aur meri tanhayee ab baate kar lenge :(
Mallika: thik hai.. do u wnt me to say something to u? :P
me: ya, say " I Love You "
i love you too :P advance answer :D
Mallika: k luv u..
tataz
me: *flattered"
fallen in dreams :P
Mallika: :)
me: really ? ab main ladki dekhna band kar du na ?
Mallika: gosh ur serious..woh to aiwei bol diya..bt ya luv u ma sweet FRND :P
me: main bhi aiwei bolne wala tha :D i luv u as frnd :)
Mallika: good hai
me: there's one frnd frm italy, i tell her i love u every day :P
Mallika: nice
me: u like it ? tere ko bhi roj bolu :D
Mallika: no need of dat..
damn it..mallika is v bad..mallika z leavin nw..
me: i knew it, i always knew u ll confess one day :D
Mallika: heylo ji
11 minutes later
me: to kal kya hua tha ?
Mallika: kya hua tha? aap chale gaye the..
me: i told u i had to leave at 6 and net was off then so i cudnt say see you tomorrow sweet dreams :D
Mallika: lol thik hai
me: i was asking bout saliva kiss :P then smone got jealous again :D
Mallika: ya..somethin like dat
so
me: i heard first time, actually saw too
Mallika: hmm..so hw ws it?
me: wet really hot, u like ?
Mallika: suna hai..dekha nai hai
dnt wanna see
me: good hai..
Mallika: hmm..
me: i mean u r a good girl :D
Mallika: i know..
me: see i m considered a good boy. whts ur image ? u r happy hw u r ?
Mallika: i'm a good gal...m happy wid dis image lol
me: u know what all the hot gals go with bad boys :(
Mallika: dnt worry shadi k liye sab gals go wid good boys only..
me: point.. thnks.
in fact i want to be wht i m naturally
Mallika: hmm..
me: wanna see my blog ?
Mallika: give me link..baad main dekhti hoon..ok hai?
me: good hai :D
http://prs1980.blogspot.com/
nahi, abhi dekho :)
Mallika: bahot hai yaar..baad mai padh lungi
me: kya bahut hai ? posts ? ya chat windonws ?
Mallika: posts
me: bas 9 to posts hai, log to kitna likhte hai :D
Mallika: wahi bahot hai mere liye..
me: lol anywy abhi to chat karni hai,
Mallika: hmm.. waise achha hua humne bet finalise nahi ki thi..coz spain won :P
me: what do u mean ? final to tha :) jhoothi
Mallika: nahi toh
me: hamne sirf bet change karni sochi thi, then i said keep it original. so have this wet french kiss :P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P :P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P
Mallika: oye
oye
me: ye sardar ji jaise oye oye kyu ?
Mallika: lol kuch nai
me: hw was the taste :P
Mallika: ahem...
chup kar yaar :P :P
waise tuze boss aur bhai kaun bulata hai :P
me: kaafi log hai, kareena boss aur yaar dono kehti hai :D
mera boss muje kabhi kabhi bhai bulata hai :D
Mallika: ok
me: jab we met k baad main apne aapko shahid samjne laga hu :D
Mallika: lolz k
me: yaar is ok bt its become too common :( so i dont like.
Mallika: hmm..k chal m leavin nw.. cya..
me: aaj baarish aa gayee aakhir :P
Mallika: yeah..its rainin here also..continuously
me: u thought i m going to the sex thing again :D
Mallika: chal jate me bye..
nah nothin lyk dat..sach may m leavin
me: dc tha for 40 seconds
abhi na jao chhod kar :)
abhi to warm up baate hui hai :D
Mallika: bt i hv to go.. :P
me: and i ve nowhre to go :(
bahar paani k baarish
dil me gum ki
main akela hounga ghar pe
bottle nahi hai rum ki :D
Mallika: pani se kya hota hai tuze..? dissolve toh nai hota na..? lol
me: see my sharyri
Mallika: achhi hain..par pata nai rum kaisi hoti hai..taste nai ki kabhi :D
me: main whisky pine gaya aur rum maarke aaya :D ek peg me muje to chakkar aa gaya
Mallika: whow..r u serious?..kool hai
Yesh i hd beer..kuch nai hota :(
me: means ? main naya hu is me :)
Mallika: kuch nai hota means...i like to get drunk..beer main 8% alcohol hota hai i guess. poori bottle pi lu toh shayad kuch ho jaye..par mom allow nai karegi..huh
me: drunk :D really ? nd than wht u do ? freak out ?
Mallika: yup..high hona achha lagta hai sabko rite?
kuch khas nai..kabhi itni drunk nahi hui hoon..parents k sath pee hai..mostly :D
me: good if u ve smone to watch. i wanted to hv as much as possible bt as it was first time and i live alone so i stopped at one peg and anywy i ll never like to get out of control of myself :)
Mallika: oh really? i'l lov to
me: so u need a partner like me, jo hosh me rahe hamesha, tum high hone ka maja lo :P
Mallika: ya may b..
ata kharach m leavin cya..
say bye
me: lol
one sec. ata kharach manje ??
Mallika: oops showie..galti se likh diya..
me: showie padh kar muje...
Mallika: bt it means "nw really"
tujhe kya?
me: Kuchh Kuchh hota hai :P
Mallika: kya hota hai?
me: like a small sweet baby says in childish voice showie :D
Mallika: haan..thik hai
nw say bye :P
me: was it intentional ?
i dont want to say bye :( aaj hw r u boi nahi kaha :(
Mallika: lol k..so hwz u boi ? :P
me: great nw :) nw u can go ,
good night sweet dreams :)
Mallika: night..! tk cr..☺
me: ye pathhar kahan se aaya :o
Mallika: :) = ☺
me: muje laga takiya hai, jise gale lagake sona hai :D
Mallika: aur kuch kahna hai?
me: u r bored na :(
nahi, ab bas.. main aur meri tanhayee ab baate kar lenge :(
Mallika: thik hai.. do u wnt me to say something to u? :P
me: ya, say " I Love You "
i love you too :P advance answer :D
Mallika: k luv u..
tataz
me: *flattered"
fallen in dreams :P
Mallika: :)
me: really ? ab main ladki dekhna band kar du na ?
Mallika: gosh ur serious..woh to aiwei bol diya..bt ya luv u ma sweet FRND :P
me: main bhi aiwei bolne wala tha :D i luv u as frnd :)
Mallika: good hai
me: there's one frnd frm italy, i tell her i love u every day :P
Mallika: nice
me: u like it ? tere ko bhi roj bolu :D
Mallika: no need of dat..
damn it..mallika is v bad..mallika z leavin nw..
me: i knew it, i always knew u ll confess one day :D
Back to Home....and Troubleshooting !!!!
31st October, 2008
me: wats up ? exams over ?
pooja: nahi jee, ab toh shuru hone baaki hai. exm frm 1st dec to 15
me: to itne din kahan thi ? nt seen online at all ?
pooja: yaa net dc tha
me: jhuthi tu net k bina reh nahi sakti, kahin aur jake chat karti hogi :D
pooja: aree bt rahi the
me: muje packing karni hai
see ya later
pooja: actlly wireless conn k liye time lag gaya
me: good night
pooja: sure and cngrats
me: see you on monday :)
pooja: aree abhi se gud nght
sure
buh bieee happy journey
3rd November, 2008
me: hiii baby whats new ?
pooja: nthing
so u back huh,,,,
me: ya sadly, it was fun in hostel
pooja: nice hmm :D
hmmm byee tk cr me going
me: come in evening
pooja: hmm mere kal exm hai
me: u knw bout net start command and drivers ?
pooja: kal sham main aaounge or afternoon main okk
task manager se nhi hota start ?
me: start to hota hai
pooja: den
me: explorer not wriking
pooja: wts ur prob
me: on start message comes tht
pooja: toh tast manager main new task main
me: one or more drivers not loaded
pooja: explorer.exe dalo
me: fir ?
pooja: explorer khul jayenga
me: actually explorer page aata hai par site nahi aati :D
pooja: are yaar
ohh kaunsa explorer hai
me: interenet explorer could not open the search page
pooja: firefox nhi hai
me: Microsoft. LAN driver ki prob hogi Kya ?
pooja: agar lan prob rha toh connection hoga he nahi, net chalu hona dur k baat hai
me: ping nahi ho raha
pooja: lan connected hai kya ke cross he hai taskbar pe
me: purana pc hai aisa dikhata nahi, btw ping me destination host unreachable aata hai
pooja: aree network conncetion main jaake dekho na fir
fir toh connected nhi hai net
me: ya thts the doubt.. LAN prob.
pooja: yaa ho sakta hai
me: office me ek hi network hai sabka chalu hai
pooja: ohh fir aapne IP addrss settings check karo
me: its ok
pooja: lan drivers installed hai kya
me: tht much i dont knw :) hw to see it ?
pooja: aree yaar
me: nishdlp.sys is what ?
pooja: my computer ko right click karke manage main jau. fir device manager pe click karo, u will find it in left side
mila kya...???
me: mera pc door hai
pooja: den go to network adapters....
me: u write the guide here i ll check later
pooja: waha pe agar yellow exclamation mark rha toh samajhlo drivers r nt installed
me: nd ye drivers net se mil jayege ?
pooja: i dnt knw
no it cant be, they r drivers, har pc ko alag lagta hai
me: cant be copied to CD and then installed ?
pooja: kaha se copy karonge
me: dusre k PC se :D ya net se mile to wahan se
pooja: dusre pc main toh installed hoga unka setup nhi dear
me: agar main widows fir se load karu to ? does it contain it ?
pooja: no, cd milti hai pc k saath, wahi se hota hai woh
me: ye to win386 hai
pooja: isliye kehte hai drivers ka cd kabhi nhi gum karna
me: there's a folder called win98 in the pc
pooja: yaa so
me: it has many zip files, maybe its there
pooja: kuch nhi hoga yaar unless woh cd na ho or u call ur service manager
me: ab main to yaha 2 saal se hu PC to 5 saal se tha
ok lunch time see you later
thanks for support :)
pooja: okk sure
byee tk cr see yaa bt 386 change karo yaar
me: wats up ? exams over ?
pooja: nahi jee, ab toh shuru hone baaki hai. exm frm 1st dec to 15
me: to itne din kahan thi ? nt seen online at all ?
pooja: yaa net dc tha
me: jhuthi tu net k bina reh nahi sakti, kahin aur jake chat karti hogi :D
pooja: aree bt rahi the
me: muje packing karni hai
see ya later
pooja: actlly wireless conn k liye time lag gaya
me: good night
pooja: sure and cngrats
me: see you on monday :)
pooja: aree abhi se gud nght
sure
buh bieee happy journey
3rd November, 2008
me: hiii baby whats new ?
pooja: nthing
so u back huh,,,,
me: ya sadly, it was fun in hostel
pooja: nice hmm :D
hmmm byee tk cr me going
me: come in evening
pooja: hmm mere kal exm hai
me: u knw bout net start command and drivers ?
pooja: kal sham main aaounge or afternoon main okk
task manager se nhi hota start ?
me: start to hota hai
pooja: den
me: explorer not wriking
pooja: wts ur prob
me: on start message comes tht
pooja: toh tast manager main new task main
me: one or more drivers not loaded
pooja: explorer.exe dalo
me: fir ?
pooja: explorer khul jayenga
me: actually explorer page aata hai par site nahi aati :D
pooja: are yaar
ohh kaunsa explorer hai
me: interenet explorer could not open the search page
pooja: firefox nhi hai
me: Microsoft. LAN driver ki prob hogi Kya ?
pooja: agar lan prob rha toh connection hoga he nahi, net chalu hona dur k baat hai
me: ping nahi ho raha
pooja: lan connected hai kya ke cross he hai taskbar pe
me: purana pc hai aisa dikhata nahi, btw ping me destination host unreachable aata hai
pooja: aree network conncetion main jaake dekho na fir
fir toh connected nhi hai net
me: ya thts the doubt.. LAN prob.
pooja: yaa ho sakta hai
me: office me ek hi network hai sabka chalu hai
pooja: ohh fir aapne IP addrss settings check karo
me: its ok
pooja: lan drivers installed hai kya
me: tht much i dont knw :) hw to see it ?
pooja: aree yaar
me: nishdlp.sys is what ?
pooja: my computer ko right click karke manage main jau. fir device manager pe click karo, u will find it in left side
mila kya...???
me: mera pc door hai
pooja: den go to network adapters....
me: u write the guide here i ll check later
pooja: waha pe agar yellow exclamation mark rha toh samajhlo drivers r nt installed
me: nd ye drivers net se mil jayege ?
pooja: i dnt knw
no it cant be, they r drivers, har pc ko alag lagta hai
me: cant be copied to CD and then installed ?
pooja: kaha se copy karonge
me: dusre k PC se :D ya net se mile to wahan se
pooja: dusre pc main toh installed hoga unka setup nhi dear
me: agar main widows fir se load karu to ? does it contain it ?
pooja: no, cd milti hai pc k saath, wahi se hota hai woh
me: ye to win386 hai
pooja: isliye kehte hai drivers ka cd kabhi nhi gum karna
me: there's a folder called win98 in the pc
pooja: yaa so
me: it has many zip files, maybe its there
pooja: kuch nhi hoga yaar unless woh cd na ho or u call ur service manager
me: ab main to yaha 2 saal se hu PC to 5 saal se tha
ok lunch time see you later
thanks for support :)
pooja: okk sure
byee tk cr see yaa bt 386 change karo yaar
Monday, 16 November 2009
chatting after one month
10th September, 2008
me: hey sexy
pooja: kisko kaha
me: eva mendes ko :D
pooja: hmmm
me: btw do u knw wht PORN is ??
pooja: kya
me: porn matlab adult videos depicting sexual acts of men and women explicitly :D
pooja: shut up
me: are to kab se to porn porn chilla raha hu aur tu samaji nahi :D
pooja: ohh mujhe laga poem
me: number aa gaya hai aankh me ya bahut jyada chatting ho gayee aaj :)
pooja: u r dirty mind
me: i knw bt ye to sabko karna padta hai nahi to bachhe kaise paida honge :D
pooja: byee
me: so thats poets and poetry lovers.. last page me mila :)
pooja: u go now
dirty mind
me: ruk ja baby, sorry pata nai tha u dont like it, u ko abhi der hai :D
pooja: nahi ab tum baat he mat karo
me: aisa kyu ? main bore tha yaar aur jab bore hota hu to muje sex hi yaad aata hai, kya kare :(
hello sweetie :)
12 minutes later
me: hello puji :)
paani pine gayee thi :D
ruth na jaana tumse kahu to
11 minutes later
me: main dirty baate galti se kar du to :)
tum ye jaano ya na jaano
pooja: toh main b galti se aapko ignore kar dunge
me: tum ye mano ya na maano
pooja: hmm
me: mere jaisa frnd tum kabhi paogi nahi.
pooja: woh toh hai
me: u knw na ?
pooja: kya
me: u see i m much ahead of my time like other great ppl so sex talk is usual for me, nt dirty :D
pooja: byee
me: are just reason bata raha tha galti ka, baat nahi karni wo :D
pooja: okk
me: gotta go, tea break :)
pooja: hmm okkk buh biee tk cr see yaa
34 minutes later
me: so hey baby wat u doing :)
pooja: acchi movie tha na
me: kya khak, bachhi k kachhe dhona :( achha hota hai kya :D
pooja: heehhee aise logo ke saath aisa he hona chahiye
me: ash to ki nai bachhi tapak padi :(
pooja: areee tum kisi b bat pe shuru kyu ho jaate ho
me: maine abhi ek bhi affair nahi kiya aur log shaadi k pichhe pade hai :(
pooja: hmmm aap mahan ho
me: i knw, thnks :D
koi karreena bipasha mil jaati to kar leta shadi :P
pooja: hmm jaise aap bade shahid saif ya john ho
me: yeah u knw no smoking was bassed on my life only :P
pooja: ohh really
devdas???
12 minutes later
me: whn will this end :(
pooja: bhangwan jaane
me: sm pretty girl comes my way, aasman fat sakta hai, toofan aa sakte hai :D
pooja: ohh ab kaunsi pretty gal aaye
me: vaise to ol hi thi jo bhi thi, samne aati to
pooja: ohh den
me: earth quake ho jaata :D
pooja: heheheh dats due to LHC
one month later...
10th October, 2008
me: hello puji
pooja: heeya hiiess
mere orkut k pic pe cmmnt nhi kia na
me: wo kareena wali ?
14 minutes later
pooja: main aaye aaye aaye ayee
me: aaja..:D
pooja: hmmm aa he toh gaye hun
2 minutes later
chale gaye ?
me: hu par yahan thodi bheed hai u knw class me ;)
pooja: hmm as usual kinne ladkiyoon ko pata rahe ho
me: are chat me nahi
pooja: to
me: yahan mere class room me
pooja: hmmm kaise classes
me: bataya to tha
1 minute later
pooja: aap sote he raho :X
me: m in jabal pur for IT traning
pooja: hm dat i knw
me: so fir kya socha :)
pooja: hmm kis baare main
me: mobile no tera
pooja: hmm woh kya hota hai
me: :D
pooja: no soch rhi hun
me: 10 digits press karne hai aur ek baar green button for dialling :D
pooja: hmm
me: 094******** is my number
11 minutes later
me: kya karti ho baar baar gayab :(
pooja: hehhe, dc net ho gya tha
me: kaun sa provider hai ?
pooja: wifi hai kal he kaha na
me: i mean company kaun si ?
pooja: god knws maine toh hack kia hai
me: what ? sachhi ? kaise ?
pooja: hmm badiyaa hai tussi b hack karlo
me: kaise ?
pooja: time aane pe bata dunge. pc na lena lappy le lo
me: budget kam hai, paise shares me fans gaye :(
pooja: hmmm areee
me: dekho jara sensex ka haal
pooja: ohhh
kya hua
2 hours later
me: sorry, lecturer aa gaya tha :D
me: hey sexy
pooja: kisko kaha
me: eva mendes ko :D
pooja: hmmm
me: btw do u knw wht PORN is ??
pooja: kya
me: porn matlab adult videos depicting sexual acts of men and women explicitly :D
pooja: shut up
me: are to kab se to porn porn chilla raha hu aur tu samaji nahi :D
pooja: ohh mujhe laga poem
me: number aa gaya hai aankh me ya bahut jyada chatting ho gayee aaj :)
pooja: u r dirty mind
me: i knw bt ye to sabko karna padta hai nahi to bachhe kaise paida honge :D
pooja: byee
me: so thats poets and poetry lovers.. last page me mila :)
pooja: u go now
dirty mind
me: ruk ja baby, sorry pata nai tha u dont like it, u ko abhi der hai :D
pooja: nahi ab tum baat he mat karo
me: aisa kyu ? main bore tha yaar aur jab bore hota hu to muje sex hi yaad aata hai, kya kare :(
hello sweetie :)
12 minutes later
me: hello puji :)
paani pine gayee thi :D
ruth na jaana tumse kahu to
11 minutes later
me: main dirty baate galti se kar du to :)
tum ye jaano ya na jaano
pooja: toh main b galti se aapko ignore kar dunge
me: tum ye mano ya na maano
pooja: hmm
me: mere jaisa frnd tum kabhi paogi nahi.
pooja: woh toh hai
me: u knw na ?
pooja: kya
me: u see i m much ahead of my time like other great ppl so sex talk is usual for me, nt dirty :D
pooja: byee
me: are just reason bata raha tha galti ka, baat nahi karni wo :D
pooja: okk
me: gotta go, tea break :)
pooja: hmm okkk buh biee tk cr see yaa
34 minutes later
me: so hey baby wat u doing :)
pooja: acchi movie tha na
me: kya khak, bachhi k kachhe dhona :( achha hota hai kya :D
pooja: heehhee aise logo ke saath aisa he hona chahiye
me: ash to ki nai bachhi tapak padi :(
pooja: areee tum kisi b bat pe shuru kyu ho jaate ho
me: maine abhi ek bhi affair nahi kiya aur log shaadi k pichhe pade hai :(
pooja: hmmm aap mahan ho
me: i knw, thnks :D
koi karreena bipasha mil jaati to kar leta shadi :P
pooja: hmm jaise aap bade shahid saif ya john ho
me: yeah u knw no smoking was bassed on my life only :P
pooja: ohh really
devdas???
12 minutes later
me: whn will this end :(
pooja: bhangwan jaane
me: sm pretty girl comes my way, aasman fat sakta hai, toofan aa sakte hai :D
pooja: ohh ab kaunsi pretty gal aaye
me: vaise to ol hi thi jo bhi thi, samne aati to
pooja: ohh den
me: earth quake ho jaata :D
pooja: heheheh dats due to LHC
one month later...
10th October, 2008
me: hello puji
pooja: heeya hiiess
mere orkut k pic pe cmmnt nhi kia na
me: wo kareena wali ?
14 minutes later
pooja: main aaye aaye aaye ayee
me: aaja..:D
pooja: hmmm aa he toh gaye hun
2 minutes later
chale gaye ?
me: hu par yahan thodi bheed hai u knw class me ;)
pooja: hmm as usual kinne ladkiyoon ko pata rahe ho
me: are chat me nahi
pooja: to
me: yahan mere class room me
pooja: hmmm kaise classes
me: bataya to tha
1 minute later
pooja: aap sote he raho :X
me: m in jabal pur for IT traning
pooja: hm dat i knw
me: so fir kya socha :)
pooja: hmm kis baare main
me: mobile no tera
pooja: hmm woh kya hota hai
me: :D
pooja: no soch rhi hun
me: 10 digits press karne hai aur ek baar green button for dialling :D
pooja: hmm
me: 094******** is my number
11 minutes later
me: kya karti ho baar baar gayab :(
pooja: hehhe, dc net ho gya tha
me: kaun sa provider hai ?
pooja: wifi hai kal he kaha na
me: i mean company kaun si ?
pooja: god knws maine toh hack kia hai
me: what ? sachhi ? kaise ?
pooja: hmm badiyaa hai tussi b hack karlo
me: kaise ?
pooja: time aane pe bata dunge. pc na lena lappy le lo
me: budget kam hai, paise shares me fans gaye :(
pooja: hmmm areee
me: dekho jara sensex ka haal
pooja: ohhh
kya hua
2 hours later
me: sorry, lecturer aa gaya tha :D
she needs a story...
2nd August, 2007
me: good morning. i was waiting bt had to give up.
Sofia: same 2u
me: no, u didnt gave up. u won.
Sofia: i was starting the conversations lately, if this is what u mean with the waiting
me: so where do u belong? need to tell story? or not?
Sofia: so just thought now u have to start
what? ok the mail?
me: ur forward
Sofia: i need story
me: so u need story? i sent u many :P
Sofia: in general a girl can be past 18 n still need story. actually in my mind im still 16 so it doesnt count
me: wow. thrilling to chat with a 16 yr old :) bt 16 means u r in 8 yr group, tell story To take to bed
Sofia: no, should be classified for the 18 i think :) since its closer to 18 than 8
me: i tell u i wish for sm1 in 28 group. ;) right now, i mean.
Sofia: yeah it wuld be easiest, right
me: bt i m confused as to marriage as yet. chatting with many???
gtg for eating smthng.
Sofia: no im not
ur not chatting with me either
3 hours later
Sofia: hate lunch but have to have it?? (maybe for my status message about lunch)
28 minutes later
Sofia: im going to sleep
since when dont want to talk?
me: what u mean? i was not here,
sleeping in office?
Sofia: but were online. yeah there is a couch
me: i was online for a moment to see one official mail then went to quick tea.
Sofia: then how should i know when to msg u, there can always be smone else online with ur id
me: lets create mutual passwords.
Sofia: :)
me: i'll always start with Hi Sofi, ur reply??
Sofia: but then i have to reply smthing for u to know its me
whatever i tell u i will say, i will forget it. noone comes with my id
Sofia: now im off to the couch
how long ur going to be online
me: why
1 hour or more.
r u coming bak?
Sofia: yeah i will, maybe in half an hour
me: office is over, i've no work. do come then
Sofia: yeah sure
me: have a good sleep. dream bout me :)
3rd August, 2007
me: Hi Sofi gmrng. no forward today?
Sofia: not yet, why?
ur finally having free day without forwards :)
me: i miss it.
Sofia: soon
i was torturing myself with the game in which u have to exchange the place of 2 groups of 3 frogs each. u must know it
me: no, video games were not for middle class kids when i was a kid,
Sofia: this is simple game which comes in excel file. i can send u
me: n i waited for an hour ystrdy evening :(
Sofia: im sorry, i had slept. came after 1,5 hours n felt even worse after sleeping :D not relaxed or anything but more down
6 minutes later
me: slept alone??
Sofia: yeah the couch was not comfortable
y could u wait 1 hour n not 1,5 :)
me: closing time, 7 pm is dead line for this room
me: will u marry me?
Sofia: no, why? im already married
u cant even say why
men
for whom will u vote this week in indian idol
me: if i give precious gift to anyone, wont it be injustice to my wife? (after some discussion of giving her some gift)
Sofia: since ur not married
me: when will u go for lunch? from now?
Sofia: 1 hour
me: so when i return i will be bored.
Sofia: kyun
me: u'll go for an hour or so,
Sofia: no i'll go for 10 mins
me: in a story
Sofia: but after 50 mins oh
me: good.
Sofia: must be some female interior organs, knowing the type of ur stories
me: that i guessed, precisely? r u a female?
Sofia: check in dictionary
no!
me: i knew it.
Sofia: how i miss the angry faces
me: :( of other chats
Sofia: i am a martian
me: whats that?
Sofia: hmmm.... alien from mars?
me: great, thats so exciting than u r better than any female :)
Sofia: u dont know what things i might have, not being human
me: keep it up. can i have ur photo ?
so ive got suspense , too.
love suspense thrillers !!! so send ur photo.
Sofia: yeah sure come back from lunch i will send
me: after lunch?
Sofia: yeah
24 minutes later
Sofia: 1 min, phone
me: i'll kil all the phones ,
Sofia: are mom
mommy
me: are again?
Sofia: was it bad
8 minutes later
Sofia: got my pics?
me: ya nw got
wish girls on earth wear such cloths
Sofia: on mars dear, these r not earthlings
me: so didnt send Sofia's?
Sofia: these r my martian pics :) u asked for them urself
me: send all the varieties,
Sofia: u've seen the varieties n im not really looking for any evaluation from u, this is not beauty contest or anything. i've won whoever i had to win
me: bad luck, so wont send. i ll be a fair judge.
Sofia: judge whatever i've sent
me: tough.
6 minutes later
me: what ur mommy said?
Sofia: to check her mail, there r some mails in English from a discussion going on at the international gliding commission, which she cant understand
me: cu after 10 min
Sofia: yeah, will be here some more time, a guy came to check the printer which is not working properly
25 minutes later
Sofia: i havent gone yet
me: then why u write out?
Sofia: cos i will, any minute. this guy just left, ppl should try n not come or call at lunchtime, as we go out for lunch. i was on the door when he came
me: u r home?
Sofia: office!! ok now im going, be back in 10 m
22 minutes later
me: nw my tea time :)
Sofia: ok go
me: u ate or not?
Sofia: eating
me: in 10 min?
Sofia: no, i bought a sandwich, eating it here
me: what? dieting?
Sofia: actually the sandwich weighs half kg maybe, lots of fresh vegetables in it
me: bt what bout calories, i prefer food with lot of calories.
Sofia: no i dont
me: coz i keep consuming.
Sofia: i like whatever is tasty
22 minutes later
me: r u there?
Sofia: yes
8 minutes later
Sofia: whom r these all status msgs 4?
if for me im here. if not, then call the girl back
me: its u only, r u jealous?
Sofia: im just asking to know
me: actually, its for all the girls chatting with me.
Sofia: :)
me: what?
Sofia: what what
me: ur smile, why?
Sofia: what u said was for smile
why not
me: presently i m chatting only with u. simultaneously surfing for mba guide.
Sofia: presently means now or these days :)
me: right now.
Sofia: oh yeah :) u wish
36 minutes later
Sofia: u can find millions (of adult videos) in net
me: ya, bt its diff when u send it. ur wink is hotter than any video, :)
Sofia: oh i seeeee
me: btw its tough to find on net. they ask for payment L
Sofia: didnt know
me: u r so innocent :D
Sofia: oh yes
finally u started to know me
me: want to hear ur Sweet voice :)
Sofia: kaise pata chala ki meri awaaz sweet hai. waise aapne bataya tha ki im not that sweet
me: haan, par jyada experience k baad pata chala.
to tumhe baat nahi karni ? :(
Sofia: we r talking no? :)
me: no, we r writing small letters, Talk is diff.
Sofia: well yeah, it is like a step forward from the chat
me: so dont want to step forward ?
hw can i blieve that u r what u tell.?
Sofia: u think im not, n thats y i dont want
its not that i dont want
chalo ok, write ur no, i'll give try
me: include" chalo" in that "yaar" wali list
94xxxxxxxx
Sofia: right...is this mobile no or landline
me: mobile.
Sofia: n u pick up
me: r u calling ? u know code for India? :)
Sofia: u mean now?
of course i know it
me: now.
Sofia: ok
me: Thanks.
Sofia: i deserve.... ;)
hey nice music
me: hear the song i wont pick
what u deserve ? this ;)
Sofia: u have already put the words i wanna say in the yaar wala list
me: chalo?
Sofia: no
get lost
me: what ? why get lost?
Sofia: nothing :)
me: then why u said get lost?
Sofia: ur teasing
me: how ?
Sofia: what u deserve? this ;)
hey i forgot to cancel my hairdresser's appointment tmrw
must make call
2 minutes later
Sofia: that was not that long, for u to go out :)
i finished already
3 minutes later
me: always hangs when i type fast
Sofia: ur fast in typing
me: what u said
Sofia: when
me: that was not too long
referred to what?
Sofia: my calling
me: so send me a photo of ur latest hairstyle or ur lovely smile.
Sofia: no such
me: plzzzzzzzzz i'll send u my smile :P
Sofia: ok send
me: ladies first :)
Sofia: i sent u today already many
now u
me: not real were those.
Sofia: but i sent. so u send me now
me: check it out
Sofia: is that u
me: yes
Sofia: u showed some pic in orkut, but i dont remember it, so now i cant say if the person is same...
me: so u have doubt? that pic was wthout spec, was a close up
Sofia: can u send that too :) i want to compare
me: ya wait, i m sending, got it ? is it the same u saw?
now ur turn.
Sofia: now the turns r over cos i did mine n u did urs. i just dont have pics other than what u have already seen
me: jao tumse baat nahi karni
Sofia: theek hai, ja rahi hoon
me: good morning. i was waiting bt had to give up.
Sofia: same 2u
me: no, u didnt gave up. u won.
Sofia: i was starting the conversations lately, if this is what u mean with the waiting
me: so where do u belong? need to tell story? or not?
Sofia: so just thought now u have to start
what? ok the mail?
me: ur forward
Sofia: i need story
me: so u need story? i sent u many :P
Sofia: in general a girl can be past 18 n still need story. actually in my mind im still 16 so it doesnt count
me: wow. thrilling to chat with a 16 yr old :) bt 16 means u r in 8 yr group, tell story To take to bed
Sofia: no, should be classified for the 18 i think :) since its closer to 18 than 8
me: i tell u i wish for sm1 in 28 group. ;) right now, i mean.
Sofia: yeah it wuld be easiest, right
me: bt i m confused as to marriage as yet. chatting with many???
gtg for eating smthng.
Sofia: no im not
ur not chatting with me either
3 hours later
Sofia: hate lunch but have to have it?? (maybe for my status message about lunch)
28 minutes later
Sofia: im going to sleep
since when dont want to talk?
me: what u mean? i was not here,
sleeping in office?
Sofia: but were online. yeah there is a couch
me: i was online for a moment to see one official mail then went to quick tea.
Sofia: then how should i know when to msg u, there can always be smone else online with ur id
me: lets create mutual passwords.
Sofia: :)
me: i'll always start with Hi Sofi, ur reply??
Sofia: but then i have to reply smthing for u to know its me
whatever i tell u i will say, i will forget it. noone comes with my id
Sofia: now im off to the couch
how long ur going to be online
me: why
1 hour or more.
r u coming bak?
Sofia: yeah i will, maybe in half an hour
me: office is over, i've no work. do come then
Sofia: yeah sure
me: have a good sleep. dream bout me :)
3rd August, 2007
me: Hi Sofi gmrng. no forward today?
Sofia: not yet, why?
ur finally having free day without forwards :)
me: i miss it.
Sofia: soon
i was torturing myself with the game in which u have to exchange the place of 2 groups of 3 frogs each. u must know it
me: no, video games were not for middle class kids when i was a kid,
Sofia: this is simple game which comes in excel file. i can send u
me: n i waited for an hour ystrdy evening :(
Sofia: im sorry, i had slept. came after 1,5 hours n felt even worse after sleeping :D not relaxed or anything but more down
6 minutes later
me: slept alone??
Sofia: yeah the couch was not comfortable
y could u wait 1 hour n not 1,5 :)
me: closing time, 7 pm is dead line for this room
me: will u marry me?
Sofia: no, why? im already married
u cant even say why
men
for whom will u vote this week in indian idol
me: if i give precious gift to anyone, wont it be injustice to my wife? (after some discussion of giving her some gift)
Sofia: since ur not married
me: when will u go for lunch? from now?
Sofia: 1 hour
me: so when i return i will be bored.
Sofia: kyun
me: u'll go for an hour or so,
Sofia: no i'll go for 10 mins
me: in a story
Sofia: but after 50 mins oh
me: good.
Sofia: must be some female interior organs, knowing the type of ur stories
me: that i guessed, precisely? r u a female?
Sofia: check in dictionary
no!
me: i knew it.
Sofia: how i miss the angry faces
me: :( of other chats
Sofia: i am a martian
me: whats that?
Sofia: hmmm.... alien from mars?
me: great, thats so exciting than u r better than any female :)
Sofia: u dont know what things i might have, not being human
me: keep it up. can i have ur photo ?
so ive got suspense , too.
love suspense thrillers !!! so send ur photo.
Sofia: yeah sure come back from lunch i will send
me: after lunch?
Sofia: yeah
24 minutes later
Sofia: 1 min, phone
me: i'll kil all the phones ,
Sofia: are mom
mommy
me: are again?
Sofia: was it bad
8 minutes later
Sofia: got my pics?
me: ya nw got
wish girls on earth wear such cloths
Sofia: on mars dear, these r not earthlings
me: so didnt send Sofia's?
Sofia: these r my martian pics :) u asked for them urself
me: send all the varieties,
Sofia: u've seen the varieties n im not really looking for any evaluation from u, this is not beauty contest or anything. i've won whoever i had to win
me: bad luck, so wont send. i ll be a fair judge.
Sofia: judge whatever i've sent
me: tough.
6 minutes later
me: what ur mommy said?
Sofia: to check her mail, there r some mails in English from a discussion going on at the international gliding commission, which she cant understand
me: cu after 10 min
Sofia: yeah, will be here some more time, a guy came to check the printer which is not working properly
25 minutes later
Sofia: i havent gone yet
me: then why u write out?
Sofia: cos i will, any minute. this guy just left, ppl should try n not come or call at lunchtime, as we go out for lunch. i was on the door when he came
me: u r home?
Sofia: office!! ok now im going, be back in 10 m
22 minutes later
me: nw my tea time :)
Sofia: ok go
me: u ate or not?
Sofia: eating
me: in 10 min?
Sofia: no, i bought a sandwich, eating it here
me: what? dieting?
Sofia: actually the sandwich weighs half kg maybe, lots of fresh vegetables in it
me: bt what bout calories, i prefer food with lot of calories.
Sofia: no i dont
me: coz i keep consuming.
Sofia: i like whatever is tasty
22 minutes later
me: r u there?
Sofia: yes
8 minutes later
Sofia: whom r these all status msgs 4?
if for me im here. if not, then call the girl back
me: its u only, r u jealous?
Sofia: im just asking to know
me: actually, its for all the girls chatting with me.
Sofia: :)
me: what?
Sofia: what what
me: ur smile, why?
Sofia: what u said was for smile
why not
me: presently i m chatting only with u. simultaneously surfing for mba guide.
Sofia: presently means now or these days :)
me: right now.
Sofia: oh yeah :) u wish
36 minutes later
Sofia: u can find millions (of adult videos) in net
me: ya, bt its diff when u send it. ur wink is hotter than any video, :)
Sofia: oh i seeeee
me: btw its tough to find on net. they ask for payment L
Sofia: didnt know
me: u r so innocent :D
Sofia: oh yes
finally u started to know me
me: want to hear ur Sweet voice :)
Sofia: kaise pata chala ki meri awaaz sweet hai. waise aapne bataya tha ki im not that sweet
me: haan, par jyada experience k baad pata chala.
to tumhe baat nahi karni ? :(
Sofia: we r talking no? :)
me: no, we r writing small letters, Talk is diff.
Sofia: well yeah, it is like a step forward from the chat
me: so dont want to step forward ?
hw can i blieve that u r what u tell.?
Sofia: u think im not, n thats y i dont want
its not that i dont want
chalo ok, write ur no, i'll give try
me: include" chalo" in that "yaar" wali list
94xxxxxxxx
Sofia: right...is this mobile no or landline
me: mobile.
Sofia: n u pick up
me: r u calling ? u know code for India? :)
Sofia: u mean now?
of course i know it
me: now.
Sofia: ok
me: Thanks.
Sofia: i deserve.... ;)
hey nice music
me: hear the song i wont pick
what u deserve ? this ;)
Sofia: u have already put the words i wanna say in the yaar wala list
me: chalo?
Sofia: no
get lost
me: what ? why get lost?
Sofia: nothing :)
me: then why u said get lost?
Sofia: ur teasing
me: how ?
Sofia: what u deserve? this ;)
hey i forgot to cancel my hairdresser's appointment tmrw
must make call
2 minutes later
Sofia: that was not that long, for u to go out :)
i finished already
3 minutes later
me: always hangs when i type fast
Sofia: ur fast in typing
me: what u said
Sofia: when
me: that was not too long
referred to what?
Sofia: my calling
me: so send me a photo of ur latest hairstyle or ur lovely smile.
Sofia: no such
me: plzzzzzzzzz i'll send u my smile :P
Sofia: ok send
me: ladies first :)
Sofia: i sent u today already many
now u
me: not real were those.
Sofia: but i sent. so u send me now
me: check it out
Sofia: is that u
me: yes
Sofia: u showed some pic in orkut, but i dont remember it, so now i cant say if the person is same...
me: so u have doubt? that pic was wthout spec, was a close up
Sofia: can u send that too :) i want to compare
me: ya wait, i m sending, got it ? is it the same u saw?
now ur turn.
Sofia: now the turns r over cos i did mine n u did urs. i just dont have pics other than what u have already seen
me: jao tumse baat nahi karni
Sofia: theek hai, ja rahi hoon
Friday, 13 November 2009
Virtual tea !!
1st August, 2007
me: GOOD MORNING !!! HONEY..
2 minutes later
Sofia: u wanna scare me or what :)
( I got offline somehow )
1 minute later
Sofia: good morning
ru fine?
me: sorrrry bit busy. checkin if my salary got deposited or not.
Sofia: yeah thats good thing to be busy with....
me: what's this Scare thing?
Sofia: nothing
me: tell me. nothing is wthout reason.
Sofia: sure.. the honey
me: n why would that scare u? u r sweet.
Sofia: one time can do but not more than that
me: oh, so that guy who was behind u.
sorry, now i remember. than tell me the sweetest adjective u know.
46 minutes later
Sofia: up 2 u
me: u know u ystrdy told me to Get lost.
Sofia: yeah. but it was not seriously
i know i took it in a bad way
i mean u took it
me: n today u r bak, with good morning :)
cool very cool.
Sofia: see thats a normal thing
me: to watch those videos is normal, u mean :P
Sofia: dont be foolish. u know what i mean. abt ur videos - i suppose its normal, for me i dont find it good to watch all the time n read stories which r stupid in my point of view, but its ur own business so u can do what u like
me: u r not so Sweet. gotta go for lunch. bye
Sofia: thanks :)
26 minutes later
me: shoot from diff positions????? :D (maybe regarding some mail she forwarded)
Sofia: see this is kinky but funny
me: what does kinky mean?
Sofia: sexy
im going to get smthing for lunch
me: dont think its the precise meaning.
19 minutes later
Sofia: check it out in dictionary then
45 minutes later
me: nw my tea time, so found meaning of kinky?
38 minutes later
me: n i m bak.
Sofia: ok had tea, u get special break for tea...
19 minutes later
me: it doesnt give the Kick it used to bt just a habit. may give uneasiness if not taken in time.
Sofia: ur tea addict then, get sick when not having it regularly :)
me: not sick at all, i have left it many times
Sofia: but u must have evry day :)
me: compulsory in the morning. afternoon i can leave anytime
haven’t tried to quit in morning coz fir wife subah uthakar kya degi? :P
Sofia: kiss
no need to leave chai. i also have, but rather bcos not much choice n i dont like having alone. i would prefer having hot chocolate, cocoa with milk, fresh juice
5 minutes later
Sofia: what ur doing, chatting with many ppl?
me: never, my principle is One task at a time to completely indulge in.
my colleague had some work on this pc
Sofia: one task can be chatting to 1. or simply chatting with ppl can also be one task
me: u r right bt i consider it as, i mean i have to direct my thoughts in one direction.
Sofia: smtimes the work requires to do many things at the same time
me: ya, you may also consider a lot of activities as one task.
Sofia: actually my work is such, i got to do many things together
5 minutes later
me: i know ur Talents.
Sofia: good
me: i know kiss is better than tea. actually, i dont know, bt can imagine.
Sofia: never tried? well there s no need to choose, can get both
me: what do u give?
Sofia: me, nothing. im saying abt ur future wife. i can give u virtual tea. but its useless
me: not for me , for ur Pati dev.
Sofia: hmmm everything
me: so everytime when he needs to refresh, u suggest sleeping :D
Sofia: there r many things one can do
me: like? r u chatting with many?
Sofia: right now no
me: so why the delay????
Sofia: some work, telephone
still want answer to that like?
me: sure. I was on call.
Sofia: ok. for refreshing one can tk shower, have good drink, go out, play some game, have sex, get a massage, buy something new, chat to a nice friend, learn smthin new, see a comedy show on tv, hear a lovely song, go for car racing bungee jumping or gliding, go for spa center, swimming pool or candlelight dinner
me: so many ideas u have, good. i meant what can be done in bed or at home REadiLy. :) that excludes the car racing n bungee jumping
Sofia: this cant be done at home, apart from in dreams :)
me: what bout Kinky?
Sofia: online u can check or ask sm1 who knows
me: hold on.
Sofia: where? :)
me: me, to my chat window.
closely wound or twisted.
Sofia: it has a few meaning
me: whats the msg ? stay down to earth????
thats what i do
Sofia: what?
me: ur mail. small earth, sun etc
Sofia: oh its just interesting
me: kinky means showing or appealing to bizarre or deviant tastes - or in small tight curls
Sofia: ok so u found, actually i heard it 1st time from a former bf who was fluent in English. he was using it in sense of sexy or pertaining to sex but in traditional way. i mean not in traditional
me: what bout ur new home?
Sofia: what about it
me: news?
Sofia: we have left it for some time. we've got enough things to live normally n now priority is going to india n the expenses there
me: sorry
Sofia: yeah why
so u chatting with other obviously :)
me: i swear, no one else bt u tolerate me, sweet heart..:)
btw i surf utube in between.
Sofia: for hot videos :(
whats so tough in u to tolerate?
me: i just keep talking, smtimes go irrelevant, not directed in life.
10 minutes later
me: u too? :(
3 minutes later
sunti ho?
kahan gayyeee?
Sofia: kya sunna hai, aap kya bataenge
me: ok then bye for today, cu tomorrow
Sofia: ok bye
me: GOOD MORNING !!! HONEY..
2 minutes later
Sofia: u wanna scare me or what :)
( I got offline somehow )
1 minute later
Sofia: good morning
ru fine?
me: sorrrry bit busy. checkin if my salary got deposited or not.
Sofia: yeah thats good thing to be busy with....
me: what's this Scare thing?
Sofia: nothing
me: tell me. nothing is wthout reason.
Sofia: sure.. the honey
me: n why would that scare u? u r sweet.
Sofia: one time can do but not more than that
me: oh, so that guy who was behind u.
sorry, now i remember. than tell me the sweetest adjective u know.
46 minutes later
Sofia: up 2 u
me: u know u ystrdy told me to Get lost.
Sofia: yeah. but it was not seriously
i know i took it in a bad way
i mean u took it
me: n today u r bak, with good morning :)
cool very cool.
Sofia: see thats a normal thing
me: to watch those videos is normal, u mean :P
Sofia: dont be foolish. u know what i mean. abt ur videos - i suppose its normal, for me i dont find it good to watch all the time n read stories which r stupid in my point of view, but its ur own business so u can do what u like
me: u r not so Sweet. gotta go for lunch. bye
Sofia: thanks :)
26 minutes later
me: shoot from diff positions????? :D (maybe regarding some mail she forwarded)
Sofia: see this is kinky but funny
me: what does kinky mean?
Sofia: sexy
im going to get smthing for lunch
me: dont think its the precise meaning.
19 minutes later
Sofia: check it out in dictionary then
45 minutes later
me: nw my tea time, so found meaning of kinky?
38 minutes later
me: n i m bak.
Sofia: ok had tea, u get special break for tea...
19 minutes later
me: it doesnt give the Kick it used to bt just a habit. may give uneasiness if not taken in time.
Sofia: ur tea addict then, get sick when not having it regularly :)
me: not sick at all, i have left it many times
Sofia: but u must have evry day :)
me: compulsory in the morning. afternoon i can leave anytime
haven’t tried to quit in morning coz fir wife subah uthakar kya degi? :P
Sofia: kiss
no need to leave chai. i also have, but rather bcos not much choice n i dont like having alone. i would prefer having hot chocolate, cocoa with milk, fresh juice
5 minutes later
Sofia: what ur doing, chatting with many ppl?
me: never, my principle is One task at a time to completely indulge in.
my colleague had some work on this pc
Sofia: one task can be chatting to 1. or simply chatting with ppl can also be one task
me: u r right bt i consider it as, i mean i have to direct my thoughts in one direction.
Sofia: smtimes the work requires to do many things at the same time
me: ya, you may also consider a lot of activities as one task.
Sofia: actually my work is such, i got to do many things together
5 minutes later
me: i know ur Talents.
Sofia: good
me: i know kiss is better than tea. actually, i dont know, bt can imagine.
Sofia: never tried? well there s no need to choose, can get both
me: what do u give?
Sofia: me, nothing. im saying abt ur future wife. i can give u virtual tea. but its useless
me: not for me , for ur Pati dev.
Sofia: hmmm everything
me: so everytime when he needs to refresh, u suggest sleeping :D
Sofia: there r many things one can do
me: like? r u chatting with many?
Sofia: right now no
me: so why the delay????
Sofia: some work, telephone
still want answer to that like?
me: sure. I was on call.
Sofia: ok. for refreshing one can tk shower, have good drink, go out, play some game, have sex, get a massage, buy something new, chat to a nice friend, learn smthin new, see a comedy show on tv, hear a lovely song, go for car racing bungee jumping or gliding, go for spa center, swimming pool or candlelight dinner
me: so many ideas u have, good. i meant what can be done in bed or at home REadiLy. :) that excludes the car racing n bungee jumping
Sofia: this cant be done at home, apart from in dreams :)
me: what bout Kinky?
Sofia: online u can check or ask sm1 who knows
me: hold on.
Sofia: where? :)
me: me, to my chat window.
closely wound or twisted.
Sofia: it has a few meaning
me: whats the msg ? stay down to earth????
thats what i do
Sofia: what?
me: ur mail. small earth, sun etc
Sofia: oh its just interesting
me: kinky means showing or appealing to bizarre or deviant tastes - or in small tight curls
Sofia: ok so u found, actually i heard it 1st time from a former bf who was fluent in English. he was using it in sense of sexy or pertaining to sex but in traditional way. i mean not in traditional
me: what bout ur new home?
Sofia: what about it
me: news?
Sofia: we have left it for some time. we've got enough things to live normally n now priority is going to india n the expenses there
me: sorry
Sofia: yeah why
so u chatting with other obviously :)
me: i swear, no one else bt u tolerate me, sweet heart..:)
btw i surf utube in between.
Sofia: for hot videos :(
whats so tough in u to tolerate?
me: i just keep talking, smtimes go irrelevant, not directed in life.
10 minutes later
me: u too? :(
3 minutes later
sunti ho?
kahan gayyeee?
Sofia: kya sunna hai, aap kya bataenge
me: ok then bye for today, cu tomorrow
Sofia: ok bye
Thursday, 12 November 2009
boys r so dumb
29th June, 2008
Mallika: m sry dear..maine woh sab padha nai tha..hope ur nt angry :)
12 minutes later
me: angry to hona hi tha
cya kehne k baad 1 second nahi ruk sakti ??
39 minutes later
Mallika: :)
sry..paresshhh..!!! :)
me: got ur advocate ?
Mallika: ???
me: there's a case pending against you, getting out of chat :D wthout notice
Mallika: lolz.. par bola toh tha..nw m leavin cya..
shayad...
me: ok ok bt cya k baad jawab sunna chahie na ?
so what u did today :)
Mallika: hmm.. nothin..
me: hoped to do smthng outrageous today bt bad luck :(
Mallika: its raining here :D
me: u r lucky.. its so hot here
Mallika: toh phir yaha aaja...lolz
me: kaash main superman hota, udkar aa jaata :D fir hum dono baadal me firte :P
Mallika: baadal main kyun..so filmy..
me: u want it real :P i thought girls like imagination :D
Mallika: imagination toh thik hai..filmy..ah tacky
me: kya kare filme mere dil dimaag par chhaa chuki hai :( mom ne dhamki di aaj, ladki dekhne jao bt i m waiting for heroine :P
Mallika: lolz.. ladki dekhne jao toh sahi..kya pata wahi heroin ho
me: as u wish. aur kya, aaj music bandh ?
Mallika: yup :D
me: i listen radio more than 5 hours every day, soon i ll be bored nd get a tv
Mallika: hmm..gud. i like luv guru wala rj :D
3 minutes later
Mallika: kaha chala gaya?
30 minutes later
me: is baar mera net gaya :D who is luv guru :P
apna mobile no deti to inform kar sakta na :)
15 minutes later
Mallika: luv guru show hai na radio city ka..uska rj..i like his voice :)
me: smone's getting jealous i think :D (as the connections keeps going on and off)
Mallika: ;)
me: kaise gande gande video hai :D
Mallika: kaunse video
me: yahan orkut par
Mallika: kya dekh raha hai? ;) :P
me: (I gave her the link)
Mallika: login nai karna chahti abhi orkut pe :P
u carry on wid ur videos
me: abhi to bola, u saved me i dont want to watch :)
arey luv guru to yahan bhi hai, par wo ladki hai :P
Mallika: hmm..k
me: french kiss k siva kuchh nahi videos me
Mallika: lolz..fir toh thik hai..
me: tum kya soch rahi thi :D
Mallika: :D u said gande gande videos hai..
me: haan to if they've tongues out :P u see.. isnt it ?
Mallika: hmm..ok hai
me: kal chat me ek ladki boli tumhe cgrt se pleasure milta hai ?
Mallika: toh?
me: maine kaha nahi.. then she asks about sex chat :D i was so shocked
Mallika: then
me: i said i hv nver done and i dont know anthng except kissing, biting or licking.
what to chat in that subject :D
Mallika: ya rite..den
me: then she says ok hai :D sorry f9 re
so i said, if u were here i cud do smthng after seeing ur response :P
Mallika: lolz k
me: so speaking bout 'sex' is cool with you is the moral of the story :D
Mallika: wid me ?
me: talking i said not doing :D we r net buddies
Mallika: so..ws it a real story?
me: ya sure. it was. maybe u know the girl :D bt i wont say her name :) thts why the shock
Mallika: lolz k bt i dnt think its kool
me: why ?
Mallika: i dnt think its kool...why u asked why? :P
me: leave it then
Mallika: okie
me: got bf in college ?
Mallika: iks..noh
its more like..i cant take those gudie gudie talks on phone...those rubbish fights..nd bla bla bla..boys r so dumb
well rt nw...i dnt think i want someone..m 18..m ok..m nt dat despo..
me: its nt easy anywy
Mallika: k
me: our society is full of watch men plus watch women :D
Mallika: lol haan
me: so if a person cant go unnnoticed while talking, hw the hell can he think of sleeping :D
Mallika: :D chances of meeting some1 u kw increases wen ur wid some1 u dnt wanna b seen wid..lol
me: yeah, nd i feel like watched all the time all the places
Mallika: dude..its common
me: its like having honeymoon on stage :D
Mallika: :D
me: lets nt talk bout sex nw. i hv seen too many videos today :D
Mallika: yea french kiss wale :P lol
me: ya i like such soft stuff nt hard core chhee
Mallika: i agree
me: so u must hv seen :D
Mallika: wht ? porn? yeah
me: see aaj kal ke bachhe….aaj 28 saal me pehli baar
Mallika: bachhe ??
me: maine adult cd dekhi hai, aur ye :P i m 10 yrs older than you :) u may hv uncles of my age :D
Mallika: hmm..haan :)
waise m nt a kid
me: i didnt mean it. jo porn dekhe wo kid nahi ho sakti :D
Mallika: :)
me: i m getting tense by the minutes. wht will mom do nw ? i refused to go to meet :(
Mallika: ladki dekh to le.. photo toh dekhi hogi na ? ;)
me: nahi, photo ka system kam hai
Mallika: family family baat karte hai..rite?
me: main kya baat karu, ek baar maine puchha tera goal kya hai life me :D
Mallika: hmm..nice ..toh
hey aaj football final hai na..i like klose :D
me: miroslav klose ?? i dont like watching sports bt playing i miss so much
Mallika: yup..he is amazing, germany vs spain hai :D
me: lets hv a bet although i dont knw much bout them. i bet spain wins :P
Mallika: i bet germany
me: for what we r betting ?
Mallika: hmm..dunno
me: u slap me virtually if u win. if i win u give me virtual french kiss :P
Mallika: hmm...french nai hoga to chalega? :P
me: i think once i start it, it will stop only at french station :D
Mallika: lol dekhte hai..
me: ya ulta karte hai ? i ll slap you if i win :D
Mallika: nah germany is goin to win
me: u dont like slap :D
Mallika: u like it?
me: no.
Mallika: den
me: no dress is hotter than sari :P
ok then the oringinal bet stays :)
Mallika: hmm...nah change it no kissing :
me: ok i ll just bite ur index finger :D
Mallika: wat?/ lol
change it again :D
me: ring finger ?
middle one ?
thumb ?
Mallika: lolz..dear..hv u gone mad?
me: pata nahi aaj kya ho gaya hai ? u change the topic plz
lets talk computer hardware :D
Mallika: it is bcoz f ur dream..nd all those videos na..lol
computer hardware..hmm
me: videos abhi band kar diye, ab sab clean hoga :)
Mallika: hardware toh i dnt kw much in deep..2nd yr main hai abhi..dekhte hai
so kya karing? Community Me hai kya ?
me: totally into mallika nw... no videos, chatroom khali hai :(
Mallika: hmm..wait kariyo..ek min
bac
totally into mallika ha..gud :D
me: firse socha, ekad video dekh lu :D
Mallika: as u wish
me: sorry.. to kya likha ?
Mallika: last kya padha
me: i mean tum orkut jaane wali thi ? ke paani pine gayee thi ?? :D
Mallika: orkut nai..mom ne bulaya tha..idli khane k liye.. so eatin dat
me: main to abhi tea aur vada pau khake aaya
Mallika: yaha bhi hai... everyone like vada pav
me: bt why all stalls hav the same thing? samosa aur bhajiya kahan hai ?? i miss samosa so much
Mallika: waha samosa nai milta ??
shocked
me: milta hai, par dhundhna padta hai. nt llike vada pau that is available at every corner
Mallika: bhajiya toh main kha rahi thi..jab barish ho rahi thi..home made :)
me: u know cooking or want ur husband to cook :D
Mallika: i kw few things so m expecting k use bhi kuch na kuch to ana chahiye
me: ya in emergency u need. i can cook subji and roti, khichdi, pulao
Mallika: owsome
me: thanks to mom, she frequently left us for 3-4 days. so we boys had to learn with no sis :)
Mallika: hmm..jab mom nai hoti hai toh papa ya phir sis kuch bana lete hai..main kuch nai karti
me: sis to thik, papa ko bhi ??
Mallika: ya he is good in cooking..i mean in few stuff
me: i cant gurantee taste, it changes every time i make :D just eatable :D
Mallika: good hai..
me: then the thnking bout which veg to cook every day :D
Mallika: hmm..
me: i asked all ladies in chat bout teaching me hw to cook :D all r like me only :D
Mallika: m bored..nd again its raining..
uff..
me: raining makes me so
Mallika: so..?
me: dont mind bt
Mallika: tell tell
me: horny is the right word :P u see the wet ladies in rain :P its mouth watering
Mallika: ok..
me: thank god its nt raining here :) bt it will come in a week :(
Mallika: lol..damn ur soo into dat mood..
me: ya damn it, i cant take it. i told u to change topic bt u didnt find anthng :(
Mallika: we just hd conversation abt cooking na..u came to dis tp again :P
me: i cant help untill i m exhausted :D
Mallika: k
me: :P
Mallika: k den jab normal ho jayega..ping me :P
me: whats ping ? btw i hv to leave at 6, jyada duty nahi kar sakta :D niche 2 watch man hai bas
Mallika: i meant buzz me
me: 11 floors me bas 5-7 log hai :D i guessed buzz bt i m in gmail nt gtalk :)
Mallika: g talk main bhi buzzing nai hota :D aiwei bol diya..
me: u r very special :)
Mallika: ahem ahem... kyun? ;)
me: sm thngs cant be explained, u only feel it :P
Mallika: v bookish..nice
me: we ve talked a lot nw..so there comes out some picture of u in my mind, based on that
i think you r special than others :)
Mallika: u said few good things abt me...!! :) thanq ji..m happY :P
me: my frnd keeps saying me that ol to ladki ladka kuchh pata nahi chalta, smone may be makin a fool of you :D
Mallika: sahi hai..wat u think?
me: who knows u may give the pw to ur bf or bro :D
Mallika: ??
me: just a thought :)
Mallika: i think..even if d person is nt like dat..kya faraq padta hai..wat matters is dat k..wat u feel abt dat person while talkin..or thinkin..
me: ya, nd i ve started to judge sm girly things :) ever heard of saliva kisses :P
Mallika: yes..why?
waise wat girly things?
2 minutes later, as I got offline maybe due to power cut on Sunday.
Mallika: u der?
paresh..!!
k cya
Mallika: m sry dear..maine woh sab padha nai tha..hope ur nt angry :)
12 minutes later
me: angry to hona hi tha
cya kehne k baad 1 second nahi ruk sakti ??
39 minutes later
Mallika: :)
sry..paresshhh..!!! :)
me: got ur advocate ?
Mallika: ???
me: there's a case pending against you, getting out of chat :D wthout notice
Mallika: lolz.. par bola toh tha..nw m leavin cya..
shayad...
me: ok ok bt cya k baad jawab sunna chahie na ?
so what u did today :)
Mallika: hmm.. nothin..
me: hoped to do smthng outrageous today bt bad luck :(
Mallika: its raining here :D
me: u r lucky.. its so hot here
Mallika: toh phir yaha aaja...lolz
me: kaash main superman hota, udkar aa jaata :D fir hum dono baadal me firte :P
Mallika: baadal main kyun..so filmy..
me: u want it real :P i thought girls like imagination :D
Mallika: imagination toh thik hai..filmy..ah tacky
me: kya kare filme mere dil dimaag par chhaa chuki hai :( mom ne dhamki di aaj, ladki dekhne jao bt i m waiting for heroine :P
Mallika: lolz.. ladki dekhne jao toh sahi..kya pata wahi heroin ho
me: as u wish. aur kya, aaj music bandh ?
Mallika: yup :D
me: i listen radio more than 5 hours every day, soon i ll be bored nd get a tv
Mallika: hmm..gud. i like luv guru wala rj :D
3 minutes later
Mallika: kaha chala gaya?
30 minutes later
me: is baar mera net gaya :D who is luv guru :P
apna mobile no deti to inform kar sakta na :)
15 minutes later
Mallika: luv guru show hai na radio city ka..uska rj..i like his voice :)
me: smone's getting jealous i think :D (as the connections keeps going on and off)
Mallika: ;)
me: kaise gande gande video hai :D
Mallika: kaunse video
me: yahan orkut par
Mallika: kya dekh raha hai? ;) :P
me: (I gave her the link)
Mallika: login nai karna chahti abhi orkut pe :P
u carry on wid ur videos
me: abhi to bola, u saved me i dont want to watch :)
arey luv guru to yahan bhi hai, par wo ladki hai :P
Mallika: hmm..k
me: french kiss k siva kuchh nahi videos me
Mallika: lolz..fir toh thik hai..
me: tum kya soch rahi thi :D
Mallika: :D u said gande gande videos hai..
me: haan to if they've tongues out :P u see.. isnt it ?
Mallika: hmm..ok hai
me: kal chat me ek ladki boli tumhe cgrt se pleasure milta hai ?
Mallika: toh?
me: maine kaha nahi.. then she asks about sex chat :D i was so shocked
Mallika: then
me: i said i hv nver done and i dont know anthng except kissing, biting or licking.
what to chat in that subject :D
Mallika: ya rite..den
me: then she says ok hai :D sorry f9 re
so i said, if u were here i cud do smthng after seeing ur response :P
Mallika: lolz k
me: so speaking bout 'sex' is cool with you is the moral of the story :D
Mallika: wid me ?
me: talking i said not doing :D we r net buddies
Mallika: so..ws it a real story?
me: ya sure. it was. maybe u know the girl :D bt i wont say her name :) thts why the shock
Mallika: lolz k bt i dnt think its kool
me: why ?
Mallika: i dnt think its kool...why u asked why? :P
me: leave it then
Mallika: okie
me: got bf in college ?
Mallika: iks..noh
its more like..i cant take those gudie gudie talks on phone...those rubbish fights..nd bla bla bla..boys r so dumb
well rt nw...i dnt think i want someone..m 18..m ok..m nt dat despo..
me: its nt easy anywy
Mallika: k
me: our society is full of watch men plus watch women :D
Mallika: lol haan
me: so if a person cant go unnnoticed while talking, hw the hell can he think of sleeping :D
Mallika: :D chances of meeting some1 u kw increases wen ur wid some1 u dnt wanna b seen wid..lol
me: yeah, nd i feel like watched all the time all the places
Mallika: dude..its common
me: its like having honeymoon on stage :D
Mallika: :D
me: lets nt talk bout sex nw. i hv seen too many videos today :D
Mallika: yea french kiss wale :P lol
me: ya i like such soft stuff nt hard core chhee
Mallika: i agree
me: so u must hv seen :D
Mallika: wht ? porn? yeah
me: see aaj kal ke bachhe….aaj 28 saal me pehli baar
Mallika: bachhe ??
me: maine adult cd dekhi hai, aur ye :P i m 10 yrs older than you :) u may hv uncles of my age :D
Mallika: hmm..haan :)
waise m nt a kid
me: i didnt mean it. jo porn dekhe wo kid nahi ho sakti :D
Mallika: :)
me: i m getting tense by the minutes. wht will mom do nw ? i refused to go to meet :(
Mallika: ladki dekh to le.. photo toh dekhi hogi na ? ;)
me: nahi, photo ka system kam hai
Mallika: family family baat karte hai..rite?
me: main kya baat karu, ek baar maine puchha tera goal kya hai life me :D
Mallika: hmm..nice ..toh
hey aaj football final hai na..i like klose :D
me: miroslav klose ?? i dont like watching sports bt playing i miss so much
Mallika: yup..he is amazing, germany vs spain hai :D
me: lets hv a bet although i dont knw much bout them. i bet spain wins :P
Mallika: i bet germany
me: for what we r betting ?
Mallika: hmm..dunno
me: u slap me virtually if u win. if i win u give me virtual french kiss :P
Mallika: hmm...french nai hoga to chalega? :P
me: i think once i start it, it will stop only at french station :D
Mallika: lol dekhte hai..
me: ya ulta karte hai ? i ll slap you if i win :D
Mallika: nah germany is goin to win
me: u dont like slap :D
Mallika: u like it?
me: no.
Mallika: den
me: no dress is hotter than sari :P
ok then the oringinal bet stays :)
Mallika: hmm...nah change it no kissing :
me: ok i ll just bite ur index finger :D
Mallika: wat?/ lol
change it again :D
me: ring finger ?
middle one ?
thumb ?
Mallika: lolz..dear..hv u gone mad?
me: pata nahi aaj kya ho gaya hai ? u change the topic plz
lets talk computer hardware :D
Mallika: it is bcoz f ur dream..nd all those videos na..lol
computer hardware..hmm
me: videos abhi band kar diye, ab sab clean hoga :)
Mallika: hardware toh i dnt kw much in deep..2nd yr main hai abhi..dekhte hai
so kya karing? Community Me hai kya ?
me: totally into mallika nw... no videos, chatroom khali hai :(
Mallika: hmm..wait kariyo..ek min
bac
totally into mallika ha..gud :D
me: firse socha, ekad video dekh lu :D
Mallika: as u wish
me: sorry.. to kya likha ?
Mallika: last kya padha
me: i mean tum orkut jaane wali thi ? ke paani pine gayee thi ?? :D
Mallika: orkut nai..mom ne bulaya tha..idli khane k liye.. so eatin dat
me: main to abhi tea aur vada pau khake aaya
Mallika: yaha bhi hai... everyone like vada pav
me: bt why all stalls hav the same thing? samosa aur bhajiya kahan hai ?? i miss samosa so much
Mallika: waha samosa nai milta ??
shocked
me: milta hai, par dhundhna padta hai. nt llike vada pau that is available at every corner
Mallika: bhajiya toh main kha rahi thi..jab barish ho rahi thi..home made :)
me: u know cooking or want ur husband to cook :D
Mallika: i kw few things so m expecting k use bhi kuch na kuch to ana chahiye
me: ya in emergency u need. i can cook subji and roti, khichdi, pulao
Mallika: owsome
me: thanks to mom, she frequently left us for 3-4 days. so we boys had to learn with no sis :)
Mallika: hmm..jab mom nai hoti hai toh papa ya phir sis kuch bana lete hai..main kuch nai karti
me: sis to thik, papa ko bhi ??
Mallika: ya he is good in cooking..i mean in few stuff
me: i cant gurantee taste, it changes every time i make :D just eatable :D
Mallika: good hai..
me: then the thnking bout which veg to cook every day :D
Mallika: hmm..
me: i asked all ladies in chat bout teaching me hw to cook :D all r like me only :D
Mallika: m bored..nd again its raining..
uff..
me: raining makes me so
Mallika: so..?
me: dont mind bt
Mallika: tell tell
me: horny is the right word :P u see the wet ladies in rain :P its mouth watering
Mallika: ok..
me: thank god its nt raining here :) bt it will come in a week :(
Mallika: lol..damn ur soo into dat mood..
me: ya damn it, i cant take it. i told u to change topic bt u didnt find anthng :(
Mallika: we just hd conversation abt cooking na..u came to dis tp again :P
me: i cant help untill i m exhausted :D
Mallika: k
me: :P
Mallika: k den jab normal ho jayega..ping me :P
me: whats ping ? btw i hv to leave at 6, jyada duty nahi kar sakta :D niche 2 watch man hai bas
Mallika: i meant buzz me
me: 11 floors me bas 5-7 log hai :D i guessed buzz bt i m in gmail nt gtalk :)
Mallika: g talk main bhi buzzing nai hota :D aiwei bol diya..
me: u r very special :)
Mallika: ahem ahem... kyun? ;)
me: sm thngs cant be explained, u only feel it :P
Mallika: v bookish..nice
me: we ve talked a lot nw..so there comes out some picture of u in my mind, based on that
i think you r special than others :)
Mallika: u said few good things abt me...!! :) thanq ji..m happY :P
me: my frnd keeps saying me that ol to ladki ladka kuchh pata nahi chalta, smone may be makin a fool of you :D
Mallika: sahi hai..wat u think?
me: who knows u may give the pw to ur bf or bro :D
Mallika: ??
me: just a thought :)
Mallika: i think..even if d person is nt like dat..kya faraq padta hai..wat matters is dat k..wat u feel abt dat person while talkin..or thinkin..
me: ya, nd i ve started to judge sm girly things :) ever heard of saliva kisses :P
Mallika: yes..why?
waise wat girly things?
2 minutes later, as I got offline maybe due to power cut on Sunday.
Mallika: u der?
paresh..!!
k cya
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