26th July, 2007
Sofia: whats this status message
so depressing :)
me: its a song. u heard before?
Sofia: i cant remember now.i can understand the meaning as i speak hindi
me: tell me in english.
Sofia: something like why is there fire in my heart n storm in my eyes
me: read the following lines
" is shahar me har shakhsh pareshaan sa kyu hai? "
Sofia: ok and
7 minutes later
me: maybe he's frustrated himself, & gets into philosophical mood.
Sofia: he, being in desperate search for a confidante, opens his soul towards a person never seen, not known, seaming to be the perfect choice for letting out the turmoils of the heart, as the hero fears his vulnerability would be violated by his close ones.....
me: talking bout me? :)
Sofia: no, about the hero (singing the song)
me: bt the words desperate, confidante, oppens his soul, letting out turmoil, vulnerability, closed ones applies to Me ..:D
Sofia: ur saying or guessing
me: sofia is typing
Sofia: am not
am i still typing
whats this D
me: gmail is experiencing tech diff.
what u said applies exactly to me.
Sofia: maybe the hero is u
me: i wish i could be one. bt i have to be Realistic, Practical..
Sofia: heros can be that also
me: what i mean by hero is u get what u want from life. can u suggest any recent english movie worth watching in theatre?
Sofia: harry potter! pirates of the carribean, if u havent seen, but it is american :)
me: i meant Hollywood mainstream movies. btw i like suspense, thriller, romance or comedy.
Sofia: try die hard 4 but i havent seen it
6 minutes later
me: last sunday iwas on duty, got tired, stayed home otherwise I wud hv watched tht.
liked part 1 and 2.
Sofia: yeah, it is a good movie
me: the vengenance was interesting ,
isnt there any good erotic suspense thriller ?
Sofia: erotic movies r not the hollywood mainstream, normally. only sometimes movies like 9 and a half weeks come out
if u havent seen it, its a good one, but old also there r a few others. old ones, new i havent heard
me: what bout suspense thriller?
what's 9 and half weeks?
Sofia: movie name, erotic and i think suspense too. i've seen it long time back
there r a few more, like sliver, im not sure about the spelling, primal instinct
me: sliver i watched, didnt understand much bt good to watch sharone stone :P
Sofia: when she was young....
the other is also with her, must be better
9 & 1/2 weeks is with kim basinger
me: is that the one with striptease sequence?
Sofia: yeah.. With the song of joe cocker - u can keep ur hat on
me: some hindi movie has copied that sequence, badly.
Sofia: hindi movies have copied countless things
me: i m waiting for some official mails,
Sofia: so ur nt leaving still
me: cant. 30th is dead line.
5 minutes later
Sofia: ok, stay till late night then :)
me: not so much, just half hour or so more, this is govt company. we dont do overtime.
pressure makes me read those stories,
Sofia: :D
me: dont laugh now,
Sofia: ok, let me just smile then
me: what's incest?
Sofia: having sexual relation with a close relative, brother, sister, son, alike
me: shit.
sorry
8 minutes later
me: kahan gayee?
Sofia: yahi hoon
i was on meeting, now summarising the points to send them to my boss
me: keep it up,
u'll be promoted to the position of a Good housewife who earns too.
Sofia: how
me: its about indian women actually. everything is around husband and children after marriage,
ladki chahe jitni bhi koodi maar le, aakhir me shaadi k signal pe rukna hi padta hai.
Sofia: whats koodi
koodi marna :)
me: Jump in mumbaiya dialect.
Sofia: sorry, i know shuddh hindi only :)
me: naturallyy, u r not native.
Sofia: oh hallo now u got it
me: ya i am a fast learner :D
finished engineering course of 4 yrs in just 6 yrs, still not satisfied of college life!!!!
Sofia: haha in just 6 years. i can see, ur not lazy at all. must have studied day and night
me: ya, u know my knowledge of Film industry..'
Sofia: goodness!
me: The boys led us to the bathroom. We were told to get into the tub and wash each other.Dave used the hand-held shower nozzle to rinse us….. ( I can’t publish the remaining part of the story here :D)
8 minutes later
me: hello
Sofia: haan. i thought there is more to come so i havent said anything
me: nw i m reading diff story. mail that to u? its too long to copy paste.
Sofia: ok mail it, m curious
dont u watch movies ? is it more interesting to read ?
27th July, 2007
me: was waiting....
and waiting,
and waiting..
Sofia: kab
abhi?
me: ya,
wished u'll initiate watching me online ;)
Sofia: but i havent seen
u know, my ex was online when i came, after sm time i said hi to him, he said sorry i hadnt noticed u
me: so ur coming india?
Sofia: yes havent i said it 100 times
8 minutes later
me: gotta go for lunch now.
Sofia: u came n going again
me: cu later.
Sofia: kis ka intzaar kar rahe hain aapko satane ke liye
the girl from the sex story? :)
me: its a song from Awaarapan.
no, a girl to listen to me for hours....
Sofia: ok
me: so hw's the story?
Sofia: i read the first 4-5 sentences
to listen to u for hours? what do u have to tell
me: anything, she's to hear & reply. be interested.
didnt like story?
Sofia: yeah, didnt like the beginning
that pic of twisted eye baby is bugging me (referred to a baby picture in my profile image)
me: why?
then suggest one for me.
2 minutes later
me: searching?
i'lll be bk after some snacks...
cu
Sofia: k
43 minutes later
me: m bak,
Sofia: :)
me: like this, Welcome smile :)
Sofia: what did u eat
me: sm indian snack s called bhajiya !
u know ?
wait for 10 min
Sofia: oh of course...
i might go out to buy lunch
22 minutes later
me: hi
so out for lunch?
what is this " buy lunch? "
Sofia: 1 min
on phone
me: dont break it.
dont have chair to sit on?
dont sit on phone.
Sofia: :P
its my former roommate, we always talk very long
me: wasnt that long, just 10min or so.
Sofia: 20
we usually talk for an hour
me: who's he? a bulgarian?
Sofia: yeah she is my closest friend
me: she?
Sofia: for 1 year
she is girl yaar
me: yaar hurts, i told u.
Sofia: im sorry
i use it often and sometimes forget
me: so what u studied?
Sofia: diploma in proficiency in hindi language
got scholarship for that
me: so studied bout trapping an Indian guy for marrriage???
Sofia: i dont need to trap any1. rather others r trying to trap me, even thou im already married
me: like me, u mean?
Sofia: not exactly
im sayin in general
me: bt i tell u exactly,
Sofia: what
me: i ll try to trap u :P
Sofia: don ko pakadna mushkil nahi namumkin hai
me: :D haaaahhhhaaa
don is used for Male, btw.
Sofia: yeah but saying goes like this
Dona donna, donny or what
me: thats one of my favourite dialogues. smtimes i think Farhan Akhtar took inspiration from me to make a Remake of Don..
Sofia: hahaa
me: btw i got one pregnant lady story, want it?
Sofia: i'll be back in 10 mins
me: where?
Sofia: i'll be back here. where else?
still havent taken lunch
me: going where?
Sofia: so im going now to have, but i'll just buy something from outside
me: go thenn, fast.
khub khao. moti ho jao.
Sofia: no thanks
me: i mean it.
12 minutes later
Sofia: im back
About 2 hours later
me: helloooooooo
net is slow
Sofia: yeah
hi
me: got sm emrgency job. so had to go.
Sofia: ok :) at least something to do
Me: so what s up today? my colleague is gone .
Sofia: 1 min
me: finish ur important calls.
1 minute later
Sofia: i finished but u prefer to go out
7 minutes later
me: no, i tried to watch a video named " huge titties " & the pc got hung !!!
Sofia: means u didnt have to watch it
me: no i did..
Sofia: u shouldnt
me: why?
Sofia: its too much, ur getting addicted
me: i m already addicted since past 12 yrs or so.
Sofia: ?? so..how often u watch this
me: tell smthnag
Sofia: how often do u have one man show
8 minutes later
me: hellooooooooo
Sofia: yeah
u were offline
me: this pc sucks
it doesnt like hot scenes
Sofia: uparwala is telling to cut it down
me: have mercy
Sofia: no mercy... im the punishing hand
me: now its playing
9 minutes later
Sofia: so ru enjoying
n didnt give me answer
me: what
Sofia: how many times
me: dindn get u
Sofia: i asked abt the one man show. u said u think its natural. i said it is, but can lead to addiction. n then asked u how many times u do it
me: cant talk, its too private stuff.
want pregnant woman story?
Sofia: no, cant read, its too private stuff
me: joking?
Sofia: not at all
me: ok, i ll go alone.
Sofia: as the whole life will go
11 minutes later
me: She did not stop me when I slowly unbuttoned herblouse and slipped it off………"OOOOOOHHHHHHHH GGGGGGOOOOOODDD"
Sofia: stuuupiiiiddd
me: why? angry?
Sofia: a girl whos saying ooooohhhh gggooooddd in this situation is PRETENDING and yes u will get me angry
me: sorry,sorrry
Sofia: men wish so, that only their touch on the girl's body will bring her to ecstasy
me: then what?
Sofia: thats too personal stuff, sorry, wont talk
me: really?
Sofia: oh yeah
my new motto :) from now on
me: what motto?
me: n why u called me stupid?
Sofia: i didnt call u, i called the thing u sent me. am not that nasty. sorry for the misunderstanding, here the fault is mine
me: it means i should stop pasting?
cu gotta go now.
Sofia: yeah bye
me: more 10 min allowed
I thought it might make the chatting more interesting :)
Sofia: if i said i dont want, then there is no need
if i want i'll tell u
me: u r like a mummy. punishing hand :D
Sofia: its men, who r like kids
i want to be daddy's little princess
me: wish i could be one forever and act like child.
Sofia: not the ever caring ever knowing mom
alas, these r the men nowadays....
me: one wants what he doesnt have.
try to understand.
Sofia: not only. men r more and more irresponsible, lazy and dumb
me: i m dumb, i heard dumb men get pretty wife
NO Reply?
Sofia: bcos pretty women r dumb
me: u r dumb or pretty?
Sofia: that goes together
me: gotta leave, discuss tomorrow.
Sofia: not either this or that
me: have a pretty dumb night !
Sofia: ok
no i wont
me: what wont? discuss or night?
Sofia: wont have dumb night! only pretty
wish u a pretty night too
me: wish pretty girl, night is always there, sleepless
Sofia: its up to u, the way u make it
Saturday, 31 October 2009
she smokes "bindaasli" in office !
7th June, 2008
me: so u just came ?
juhi: haan ji jus 10 mins back
me: ystrdy i was boiling milk on heater n left for office :D
stayed on for whole day
juhi: kool
i din get sleep ysternite, m damn sleepy now :(
me: same here,
coz i had tea at 7 pm, almost finished A prisoner of birth
archer till 1 am
juhi: i was studying til 3 am and then got ready 4 office
me: what u study ?
juhi: mba. m fit as a fiddle, i love 2 hv sleepless nites
me: interesting, i also intend to do mba. what specialization ?
juhi: hr
brb .... manager chilla chilli kar raha hai..............
1 hour later
me: so kya kiya boss ka :)
juhi: kuch nahi
do gaaliyan di aur kaha jaldi system chorna
10th June, 2008
juhi: hi :) hws u?
9 minutes later
me: hello, sorry was calculating my IDA arrears :D
juhi: tats fine. i was abt 2 leave neways
me: :(
juhi: kya?
me: no one to chat with today
juhi: olle baba dnt b sad. i'l b leaving office in smtime
hopefuly wen m back home i'l b back 2 bein ol then v can chat
7 minutes later
juhi: aree ab toh baat kar lijiye, kuch der hun main yahan
6 minutes later
me: sorry again. office wrk u know
when i m free, no one bothers bt when u come, work comes :(
juhi: :) chalo ab u wrk. m out of here
c u soon godbless u :)
me: thanks. god kahan sunta hai :)
juhi: god sunta hai, bus mann se sunao usko apni probs wo sun-nege
me: means ?
juhi: mujhe khud nahi pata :D
me: its nt fair
juhi: wat?
me: what happens to the guys in movie (hey baby) :D
wish it was sex comedy from sajid khan, nt what we see :D
juhi: i guess u jus signalled me tat its time 4 me 2 say bye bye
me: hw ?
smthng wrong ?
juhi: no comments
naa nothn
me: if u dont say hw to know ?
juhi: tats fine nothng 2 say m in hurry
c u soon take care
juhi: aur kuch karne ko nahi ho toh apne mobil service provider k cutomer care pe phn karke unko paresh-aan karo :D
no offence meant
me: since past few days girls advise me to take care
juhi: bye godbless u .. !!
me: I doubt what they think of me :D
about 4 hours later
me: busy ?
juhi: naa ji, temme
me: so u wait for me to initiate :)
juhi: :) u kinda understood haan
actualy m not in a habit of disturbin ppl, i feel weird being d person 2 initiate
me: its ok for first time for boys to initiate bt then not necessary :D
juhi: i dunno, i stil wait
me: its ok nw i know i ll start always :)
juhi: thanks :)
kahan gaye?
me: m here, another lady, answering her :P
juhi: kool............. chalo njoy wid her then
me: my polls keep getting deleted
juhi: gande kaam bandh karo, koi delet nahi karega phir aapke pols
me: are, ek to tashan ka poll tha. wo kyu delete hua ? ek IPL par tha wo bhi :(
juhi: i hvnt seen ne of these polls so no comments
me: guess u commented on tashan me kya achha laga :D
akki with 10 sirzzzz lol
juhi: did i? i realy dnt rmmbr... m sorry
me: i m sorry to hv failed :(
juhi: ????????????
me: to draw ur attention to my great polls :(
juhi: arre its fine
me: no, when a person creates smthng original, he has emotions attached to it
juhi: i understand. m realy sorry 2 hear abt it. koi nahi aap aur polls create kar lo
me: dont think so, i know i ll be hurt finally
juhi: hey hey hey now i'l tel u smthnng tat sm1 had tld me. sm1 frm PJ club had said ki tum mere jitne bhi posts delete karoge main utne hi posts zyada karunga
me: this is nt the purpose anyway
juhi: cos tumhare rokne se meri creatvity kabhi kahtam nahi hogi. instead i'l take it +vely and think ki tum sab meri creativity se jalte ho
me: that i already know. its pure jealousy
juhi: c u learnt it so fast......... :)
gud boy
me: i m 28 :D what s ur age ?
juhi: 23 ;;)
wat? u behosh aftr hearing my age?
me: lookin at ur pic i guessed ur bout my age :)
juhi: and hw did u guess it 2 be?
me: lookin ur pic :D
juhi: hw not so funny, ppl think m 26+
me: exactly as i did
so tum gaaliya seekhane wali thi :)
juhi: :D
me: kaun si soch kar hansi aa gayee ??? muje bhi kaho :P
juhi: d thot of teachin sm1 gaaliyan made me smile
me: see hw talented i m in Jokes :)
cmon i m 28. we must start early
juhi: :)
me: office chhodne ka waqt ho raha hai :(
juhi: tats kool, main toh khus ho jaati hun jaise hi ye time aata hai
me: main dukhi, ghar pe koi nahi :(
juhi: u live alone?
me: ya,
juhi: pg? mess? hostel?
me: its fun mostly bt smtimes loneliness hurts.
No, company quarters
juhi: ohh ask me..... hw much lonliness hurts
me: u too ?
juhi: i live wid my family but sirf naam k liye
me: why ?
juhi: my parents r not throwing me out of d house. i live here more like a pg than nethng else. jus come 2 sleep and eat and watch tv. rest kisi se koi lena dena nahi
me: i dont think parents can do this to a girl
juhi: i do it. wen d girl is as boisterous and rebelious ........ she gets it too
me: so they dont like ur way of living n wrking n maybe night out :D
juhi: u hvnt had a nite out in2 yrs, m single for d past 3 mnths, i hvnt had a a drink in 10 mnths, i hvnt gone out wid my friends in d past 11 mnths
i jus prefer my space and nothng more......... my life.... my rules
me: so u ve broke up 3 months back ?
juhi: yups
wel i dnt hate my parents tat much........ i jus hate their interference in my personal life
me: exactly. i said take whateve u want just get me a lovely wife :)
juhi: tats too cute. so u gettin martried soon
congrats i hope my ppl 2 find sm1 soon for me or i'l go nuts in this house
me: not so soon. i dont give easy tasks :D
juhi: tats evn gr8
me: i told u bout my fobia of wife
juhi: yes u did
me: so thats the challenge :)
juhi: kool i hv given up very easily cos d last turn in d game is gonna b mine. i kno hw 2 win or loose d game
dnt wory bot marriage. u'l njoy. a sayin in english says if u cant escape rape...... njoy it
me: what ???? rape :( can men be raped ??????????? :D
juhi: stupid
yes thy can b. its jus a saying
now ghar jaao and gud boy banke rehna
me: wht i think is if he gets erection,
he is enjoying :P
i m a good boy :P
juhi: can v jus cut d details or else i'l puke
me: trust me :D
puke means ?
juhi: vomit
me: why ?
juhi: i hate those shit talks
me: ok catch u tomorrow
se ya gn tc
juhi: take care.......... sleep well..... sweet dreamz......gudnite......godbless u........... :)
12th June, 2008
me: hi
juhi: hey :)
me: wy u dint reply in chat room ?
juhi: wr?
juhi: wait lemme chk
waah kya sher tha, sunke geedad bhi atma hatya kar dega
me: he he he
thanks ye sher shaka hari hai
juhi: :D
me: geedad ko mar nahi sakta
juhi: :)
me: so i wanted to ask hw much do u smoke ?
juhi: depends, sm days hardly 3, smtimes 2 pacs, smtimes none
me: means 3 or 20 ??
juhi: 3 means 3 sticks of cigi, 2 pacs means 20 pcs
me: evng me prob hai, during day due to job 3 is ok
bt in mrng and evng as i m lonely,
guess its nw 12 or 13 per day :(
juhi: alle baba tats ok baccha its fine
but dnt b so diappointed cos of it
me: actually i feel nt good after this much smoking. feel like tired always. girls dont attract much :P cant even eat properly
juhi: tats a sign of being a man. dnt b so disaapointed baba
can i suggest ways 2 help u get outta this depresion?
me: sure,
depression ? ok whatever u think ;)
juhi: y dnt u join gym and start wrking out? kool sexy hot babes dekhne ko milengi phir :D
me: i did last yr for one month
juhi: dhurr boka, ek maashi ki hoye, ektu beshi gele beshi bhaalo hoto
me: whats dhurr boka ? i m nt bengali :)
juhi: even m not a bengali :D
dhurr boka means chal bewakoof
me: n then ?
juhi: ek mahine se kya hota hai
me: ektu beshi gele beshi bhaalo hoto means ?
juhi: thorra zyada jaate toh thorra accha hota
me: wrkout gives freshness
juhi: does it, its so boring. wrking out is so sily. i rather dance than wrk out
me: same here. i like to exercise bt in gym with those instruments it does bore
if its thru sports its better
juhi: true. ysterday i discovered a sport i wld like 2 continue wid
me: which ?
juhi: pool
after ages i hv found smthng 2 continue wid. i loved it. d adraline rush is so gr8 and d grey cels finaly got 2 wrk after a very long time. it was d first time i plyed it
and as per d professionals around me.. i hv picked it up pretty gud compared 2 most beginners
me: think its similar to billiards ?
juhi: it is billiards u dud :P
me: billiards is used in formal sense. pool is for fun, maybe with simplified rules
do u bet money ?
juhi: naa i dnt. i jus started yesterday. its much of exercise in othr way
meri kamar dukkh gayi ek ghanta jhukne mein hi :(
me: hope i start cooking at home soon n join gym again
i m under weight u know :(
juhi: KOOL
HW CAN U B SO? PLS TEMME M OVER WEIGHT :(
me: its nt cool my weist is...... guess in inches ?
juhi: 24 .??????????????????????????????????
me: missed it..26 plus
juhi: kool m 36 + :(
me: ab pura figure hi bata do :P
juhi: dirty mind
me: interesing texts missing :)
juhi: shut up wil u
me: ok so hw is 26 weist cool ? its close to zero figure :D
juhi: i wld do nethng.... wid sm xceptions...... 2 get tat waist
me: bt i m nt girl. i dnt need curves :)
juhi: :) eat healthynand wisley u'l get thm
me: btw if we r hungry the urge to smoke increases or falls ? as nw i m hungry n want to smoke too , at the same time :(
juhi: me tooooooo want 2 smoke. wrk pressure and frustration def increase d need 2 smoke
me: n u know after i started to smoke my office has banned smoking inside :D
so see you lunch k baad :)
juhi: kool
and m d only girl who smokes bindaasli in d office
juhi: njoyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :)
me: so u just came ?
juhi: haan ji jus 10 mins back
me: ystrdy i was boiling milk on heater n left for office :D
stayed on for whole day
juhi: kool
i din get sleep ysternite, m damn sleepy now :(
me: same here,
coz i had tea at 7 pm, almost finished A prisoner of birth
archer till 1 am
juhi: i was studying til 3 am and then got ready 4 office
me: what u study ?
juhi: mba. m fit as a fiddle, i love 2 hv sleepless nites
me: interesting, i also intend to do mba. what specialization ?
juhi: hr
brb .... manager chilla chilli kar raha hai..............
1 hour later
me: so kya kiya boss ka :)
juhi: kuch nahi
do gaaliyan di aur kaha jaldi system chorna
10th June, 2008
juhi: hi :) hws u?
9 minutes later
me: hello, sorry was calculating my IDA arrears :D
juhi: tats fine. i was abt 2 leave neways
me: :(
juhi: kya?
me: no one to chat with today
juhi: olle baba dnt b sad. i'l b leaving office in smtime
hopefuly wen m back home i'l b back 2 bein ol then v can chat
7 minutes later
juhi: aree ab toh baat kar lijiye, kuch der hun main yahan
6 minutes later
me: sorry again. office wrk u know
when i m free, no one bothers bt when u come, work comes :(
juhi: :) chalo ab u wrk. m out of here
c u soon godbless u :)
me: thanks. god kahan sunta hai :)
juhi: god sunta hai, bus mann se sunao usko apni probs wo sun-nege
me: means ?
juhi: mujhe khud nahi pata :D
me: its nt fair
juhi: wat?
me: what happens to the guys in movie (hey baby) :D
wish it was sex comedy from sajid khan, nt what we see :D
juhi: i guess u jus signalled me tat its time 4 me 2 say bye bye
me: hw ?
smthng wrong ?
juhi: no comments
naa nothn
me: if u dont say hw to know ?
juhi: tats fine nothng 2 say m in hurry
c u soon take care
juhi: aur kuch karne ko nahi ho toh apne mobil service provider k cutomer care pe phn karke unko paresh-aan karo :D
no offence meant
me: since past few days girls advise me to take care
juhi: bye godbless u .. !!
me: I doubt what they think of me :D
about 4 hours later
me: busy ?
juhi: naa ji, temme
me: so u wait for me to initiate :)
juhi: :) u kinda understood haan
actualy m not in a habit of disturbin ppl, i feel weird being d person 2 initiate
me: its ok for first time for boys to initiate bt then not necessary :D
juhi: i dunno, i stil wait
me: its ok nw i know i ll start always :)
juhi: thanks :)
kahan gaye?
me: m here, another lady, answering her :P
juhi: kool............. chalo njoy wid her then
me: my polls keep getting deleted
juhi: gande kaam bandh karo, koi delet nahi karega phir aapke pols
me: are, ek to tashan ka poll tha. wo kyu delete hua ? ek IPL par tha wo bhi :(
juhi: i hvnt seen ne of these polls so no comments
me: guess u commented on tashan me kya achha laga :D
akki with 10 sirzzzz lol
juhi: did i? i realy dnt rmmbr... m sorry
me: i m sorry to hv failed :(
juhi: ????????????
me: to draw ur attention to my great polls :(
juhi: arre its fine
me: no, when a person creates smthng original, he has emotions attached to it
juhi: i understand. m realy sorry 2 hear abt it. koi nahi aap aur polls create kar lo
me: dont think so, i know i ll be hurt finally
juhi: hey hey hey now i'l tel u smthnng tat sm1 had tld me. sm1 frm PJ club had said ki tum mere jitne bhi posts delete karoge main utne hi posts zyada karunga
me: this is nt the purpose anyway
juhi: cos tumhare rokne se meri creatvity kabhi kahtam nahi hogi. instead i'l take it +vely and think ki tum sab meri creativity se jalte ho
me: that i already know. its pure jealousy
juhi: c u learnt it so fast......... :)
gud boy
me: i m 28 :D what s ur age ?
juhi: 23 ;;)
wat? u behosh aftr hearing my age?
me: lookin at ur pic i guessed ur bout my age :)
juhi: and hw did u guess it 2 be?
me: lookin ur pic :D
juhi: hw not so funny, ppl think m 26+
me: exactly as i did
so tum gaaliya seekhane wali thi :)
juhi: :D
me: kaun si soch kar hansi aa gayee ??? muje bhi kaho :P
juhi: d thot of teachin sm1 gaaliyan made me smile
me: see hw talented i m in Jokes :)
cmon i m 28. we must start early
juhi: :)
me: office chhodne ka waqt ho raha hai :(
juhi: tats kool, main toh khus ho jaati hun jaise hi ye time aata hai
me: main dukhi, ghar pe koi nahi :(
juhi: u live alone?
me: ya,
juhi: pg? mess? hostel?
me: its fun mostly bt smtimes loneliness hurts.
No, company quarters
juhi: ohh ask me..... hw much lonliness hurts
me: u too ?
juhi: i live wid my family but sirf naam k liye
me: why ?
juhi: my parents r not throwing me out of d house. i live here more like a pg than nethng else. jus come 2 sleep and eat and watch tv. rest kisi se koi lena dena nahi
me: i dont think parents can do this to a girl
juhi: i do it. wen d girl is as boisterous and rebelious ........ she gets it too
me: so they dont like ur way of living n wrking n maybe night out :D
juhi: u hvnt had a nite out in2 yrs, m single for d past 3 mnths, i hvnt had a a drink in 10 mnths, i hvnt gone out wid my friends in d past 11 mnths
i jus prefer my space and nothng more......... my life.... my rules
me: so u ve broke up 3 months back ?
juhi: yups
wel i dnt hate my parents tat much........ i jus hate their interference in my personal life
me: exactly. i said take whateve u want just get me a lovely wife :)
juhi: tats too cute. so u gettin martried soon
congrats i hope my ppl 2 find sm1 soon for me or i'l go nuts in this house
me: not so soon. i dont give easy tasks :D
juhi: tats evn gr8
me: i told u bout my fobia of wife
juhi: yes u did
me: so thats the challenge :)
juhi: kool i hv given up very easily cos d last turn in d game is gonna b mine. i kno hw 2 win or loose d game
dnt wory bot marriage. u'l njoy. a sayin in english says if u cant escape rape...... njoy it
me: what ???? rape :( can men be raped ??????????? :D
juhi: stupid
yes thy can b. its jus a saying
now ghar jaao and gud boy banke rehna
me: wht i think is if he gets erection,
he is enjoying :P
i m a good boy :P
juhi: can v jus cut d details or else i'l puke
me: trust me :D
puke means ?
juhi: vomit
me: why ?
juhi: i hate those shit talks
me: ok catch u tomorrow
se ya gn tc
juhi: take care.......... sleep well..... sweet dreamz......gudnite......godbless u........... :)
12th June, 2008
me: hi
juhi: hey :)
me: wy u dint reply in chat room ?
juhi: wr?
juhi: wait lemme chk
waah kya sher tha, sunke geedad bhi atma hatya kar dega
me: he he he
thanks ye sher shaka hari hai
juhi: :D
me: geedad ko mar nahi sakta
juhi: :)
me: so i wanted to ask hw much do u smoke ?
juhi: depends, sm days hardly 3, smtimes 2 pacs, smtimes none
me: means 3 or 20 ??
juhi: 3 means 3 sticks of cigi, 2 pacs means 20 pcs
me: evng me prob hai, during day due to job 3 is ok
bt in mrng and evng as i m lonely,
guess its nw 12 or 13 per day :(
juhi: alle baba tats ok baccha its fine
but dnt b so diappointed cos of it
me: actually i feel nt good after this much smoking. feel like tired always. girls dont attract much :P cant even eat properly
juhi: tats a sign of being a man. dnt b so disaapointed baba
can i suggest ways 2 help u get outta this depresion?
me: sure,
depression ? ok whatever u think ;)
juhi: y dnt u join gym and start wrking out? kool sexy hot babes dekhne ko milengi phir :D
me: i did last yr for one month
juhi: dhurr boka, ek maashi ki hoye, ektu beshi gele beshi bhaalo hoto
me: whats dhurr boka ? i m nt bengali :)
juhi: even m not a bengali :D
dhurr boka means chal bewakoof
me: n then ?
juhi: ek mahine se kya hota hai
me: ektu beshi gele beshi bhaalo hoto means ?
juhi: thorra zyada jaate toh thorra accha hota
me: wrkout gives freshness
juhi: does it, its so boring. wrking out is so sily. i rather dance than wrk out
me: same here. i like to exercise bt in gym with those instruments it does bore
if its thru sports its better
juhi: true. ysterday i discovered a sport i wld like 2 continue wid
me: which ?
juhi: pool
after ages i hv found smthng 2 continue wid. i loved it. d adraline rush is so gr8 and d grey cels finaly got 2 wrk after a very long time. it was d first time i plyed it
and as per d professionals around me.. i hv picked it up pretty gud compared 2 most beginners
me: think its similar to billiards ?
juhi: it is billiards u dud :P
me: billiards is used in formal sense. pool is for fun, maybe with simplified rules
do u bet money ?
juhi: naa i dnt. i jus started yesterday. its much of exercise in othr way
meri kamar dukkh gayi ek ghanta jhukne mein hi :(
me: hope i start cooking at home soon n join gym again
i m under weight u know :(
juhi: KOOL
HW CAN U B SO? PLS TEMME M OVER WEIGHT :(
me: its nt cool my weist is...... guess in inches ?
juhi: 24 .??????????????????????????????????
me: missed it..26 plus
juhi: kool m 36 + :(
me: ab pura figure hi bata do :P
juhi: dirty mind
me: interesing texts missing :)
juhi: shut up wil u
me: ok so hw is 26 weist cool ? its close to zero figure :D
juhi: i wld do nethng.... wid sm xceptions...... 2 get tat waist
me: bt i m nt girl. i dnt need curves :)
juhi: :) eat healthynand wisley u'l get thm
me: btw if we r hungry the urge to smoke increases or falls ? as nw i m hungry n want to smoke too , at the same time :(
juhi: me tooooooo want 2 smoke. wrk pressure and frustration def increase d need 2 smoke
me: n u know after i started to smoke my office has banned smoking inside :D
so see you lunch k baad :)
juhi: kool
and m d only girl who smokes bindaasli in d office
juhi: njoyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :)
Friday, 30 October 2009
she's single but not ready to mingle !
3rd June, 2008
me: jara wo lallu lal wala post delete karna plz :)
juhi: kyun?
kar diya
me: thnkyou, makes wrong impression smtimes
juhi: i kno it does. m sorry 4 using it
me: its ok
smone called me budhhu 3 days bfore, bt she sounded cute :)
juhi: ohh she must hv been sm1 spcl
me: wo mele se baat nahi kalta wali raima :D
juhi: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yucks
me: what ?
juhi: nothn
me: is it bout raima ?
juhi: naa naa
me: so must be the flirting in room :D
juhi: na nothng tat sort, it was for tat off so sweet sounding girly language tat u typed
me: yeah n smtimes she goes on using F wrods tooo :D
juhi: stop it wil ya
me: whats wrong ?
juhi: those girly things r jus yucks
me: boys like it :P
juhi: i kno boys like it and so do dogs. but m neithr of it so i dnt like them
me: good.
juhi: sorry its jus my bad attitude
me: is it bad ? u still hv to see mine :D
juhi: i hv a worse one. hope u nvr get 2 see ne of tat
me: i like to see everything :P
juhi: now u talkin naughty dude
me: i was so shocked when i saw ur posts in non veg jokes topic :D
juhi: at wat? y wats thr in them?
me: u dont know ? it was quite explicit for women
juhi: then who on earth had asked women 2 read them?
me: i never saw a girl saying such thing in public thats it :)
juhi: ohhk wel m diff than other girls m not a typical.
i prefer using maa behen wrds than be sweet
me: mera gaali ka stock bahut kam hai
juhi: aiya, saachi kya?
me: really
juhi: :O cant blv. a guy short on slangs, nvr mind, i'l help ya
me: i ll be waiting to learn a lot, you r a special lady
see you office time over : )
juhi: lady ? now dnt abuse me
take care bye godbless u
me: so what u like to be called, nt baby, not lady ?
juhi: JUHI
i prefer being calle JUHI cos JUHI in herself is a girl. a lady, a tom boy. a kid. an asshole, a bitch, a..................................
me: ok ok u win juhi,
see you tomorow, gn tc sweet dreams :)
juhi: and d list consists
take care sweet dreamz godbless u :)
me: lol
juhi: ho gaya?
6th June, 2008
me: love hate relations :D
juhi: :O matlab?
me: like ours. u first liked me than u hated me than again we r back
juhi: hey bhagwaan kyun mere ghutno ko takleef de rahe ho aap?
Me: ?? r u hurt ? hw?
juhi: now now xplain in simple wrds tat love hate thingi u wr talkin abt. dnt bombard me wid big wrds, m still half asleep
10 minutes later
me: love hate is tough to grasp just like girls. i m still studying :D
juhi: u confused me again :(
me: if i cant convince you i l confuse you :D
juhi: orre uncle..m not ur boss or ur customer
dnt torture me at aleast plsssssssssssssssssssssssss
i beg
me: thanks for nt being cutomer :)
boss is ok, i m on job :P
juhi: ohhk
19 minutes later
me: so tell more bout u
juhi: like wat?
me: u decide :)
i suggest tell bout ur family, career, bfs too :D
juhi: i hali frm a pujbai family, born and brought up in kolkata
m in2 aviation for d past 4 and 1/2 years, currently supervisor wid an international airlines.
m single and not ready 2 mingle
me: mingle bole to ?
juhi: and mingle bole toh.... not interested in hving ne relations
me: m ready to mingle big time :D
juhi: ohhk
me: bt my wife scares me, whenever i approach a girl, really very possessive. even bfore marriage :D
juhi: kool
me: :(
juhi: wat? u r confusin me. r u single or r u engaged???????????
me: its a fobia. that my marriage is fixed. no engagement no shaadi
juhi: OHHK SO SCARED OF MARRIAGE
DNT B. ITS GONNE B FUN
10 minutes later
juhi: sorry got dc
me: me engaged in sm accounting :(
juhi: ohh pls njoy..... i wont disturb
me: so u must be having night shift to get up so late. i m disciplined bout things
juhi: naa i din......... i had a double shift yesrtday so was damn tired.,.... and as it is i dnt sleep early m a nite person slept around 3 am. so obviously wld get up late
wow very disciplined u r
i hate discipline
me: i like to do what i m nt permitted to :P
juhi: kool so u a rebel
me: emotionally. trying to be practicaly too :D
juhi: kool
me: its already cool after rains n clouds plus u declared me cool 4 times :P
juhi: :)
me: so what if i ask ur phone no :)
juhi: i'l say wait
waise u can hv it. its MOTOROCKER E6
me: lol
wait is better than no, i ll wait
anywy we can talk here. why waste mobile balance :D
btw mine too motorola bt v3i
juhi: kool tat was my previous cel wich was stolen. kide pade uss chor pe. i miss my v3i :((
now my sis owes one and i envy her
bout 3 hours later
juhi: sorry 2 keep u waiting
me: no probs. kuchh kaam ho jata hai beech me :D
better u take such breaks.
juhi: wanna hv sm coffee?
me: pyaar k side effects wali :P ?
then give,
juhi: na ji na sorry
me: normally i prefer tea
juhi: okies i hv given up on tea and coffee
but kyunki gotto b awake enuf 2 finish my wrk. m hving coffee
kya karun ghar me sutta peena not allowed
me: so ur home nw ?
juhi: yups m off 2de
me: u look like gundi in goggles
dont mind :)
juhi: tats ok i m a gundi widout them also
me: yeah, i always felt so. bt goggles make it very visible
juhi: thanks i take it as a compli
me: :D bt u know most boys wont like it
juhi: who cares
i dnt
mere toh baare mein kinni baar complain ho chuki hai ki i use maa behen wrds but uski wajah se i hvnt stpd using thm. instead d more thy complain d more i use. its fun wen u dnt wrk d thy othrs want u to
me: are haan, gaaliyo ki class bhi to karni hai muje :D
juhi: toh karo
me: to sheekhao :D
juhi: aapko kaunsi kaunsi aati hai pehle wo batao
me: really ?
muje sharam aati hai :D
me: jara wo lallu lal wala post delete karna plz :)
juhi: kyun?
kar diya
me: thnkyou, makes wrong impression smtimes
juhi: i kno it does. m sorry 4 using it
me: its ok
smone called me budhhu 3 days bfore, bt she sounded cute :)
juhi: ohh she must hv been sm1 spcl
me: wo mele se baat nahi kalta wali raima :D
juhi: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yucks
me: what ?
juhi: nothn
me: is it bout raima ?
juhi: naa naa
me: so must be the flirting in room :D
juhi: na nothng tat sort, it was for tat off so sweet sounding girly language tat u typed
me: yeah n smtimes she goes on using F wrods tooo :D
juhi: stop it wil ya
me: whats wrong ?
juhi: those girly things r jus yucks
me: boys like it :P
juhi: i kno boys like it and so do dogs. but m neithr of it so i dnt like them
me: good.
juhi: sorry its jus my bad attitude
me: is it bad ? u still hv to see mine :D
juhi: i hv a worse one. hope u nvr get 2 see ne of tat
me: i like to see everything :P
juhi: now u talkin naughty dude
me: i was so shocked when i saw ur posts in non veg jokes topic :D
juhi: at wat? y wats thr in them?
me: u dont know ? it was quite explicit for women
juhi: then who on earth had asked women 2 read them?
me: i never saw a girl saying such thing in public thats it :)
juhi: ohhk wel m diff than other girls m not a typical.
i prefer using maa behen wrds than be sweet
me: mera gaali ka stock bahut kam hai
juhi: aiya, saachi kya?
me: really
juhi: :O cant blv. a guy short on slangs, nvr mind, i'l help ya
me: i ll be waiting to learn a lot, you r a special lady
see you office time over : )
juhi: lady ? now dnt abuse me
take care bye godbless u
me: so what u like to be called, nt baby, not lady ?
juhi: JUHI
i prefer being calle JUHI cos JUHI in herself is a girl. a lady, a tom boy. a kid. an asshole, a bitch, a..................................
me: ok ok u win juhi,
see you tomorow, gn tc sweet dreams :)
juhi: and d list consists
take care sweet dreamz godbless u :)
me: lol
juhi: ho gaya?
6th June, 2008
me: love hate relations :D
juhi: :O matlab?
me: like ours. u first liked me than u hated me than again we r back
juhi: hey bhagwaan kyun mere ghutno ko takleef de rahe ho aap?
Me: ?? r u hurt ? hw?
juhi: now now xplain in simple wrds tat love hate thingi u wr talkin abt. dnt bombard me wid big wrds, m still half asleep
10 minutes later
me: love hate is tough to grasp just like girls. i m still studying :D
juhi: u confused me again :(
me: if i cant convince you i l confuse you :D
juhi: orre uncle..m not ur boss or ur customer
dnt torture me at aleast plsssssssssssssssssssssssss
i beg
me: thanks for nt being cutomer :)
boss is ok, i m on job :P
juhi: ohhk
19 minutes later
me: so tell more bout u
juhi: like wat?
me: u decide :)
i suggest tell bout ur family, career, bfs too :D
juhi: i hali frm a pujbai family, born and brought up in kolkata
m in2 aviation for d past 4 and 1/2 years, currently supervisor wid an international airlines.
m single and not ready 2 mingle
me: mingle bole to ?
juhi: and mingle bole toh.... not interested in hving ne relations
me: m ready to mingle big time :D
juhi: ohhk
me: bt my wife scares me, whenever i approach a girl, really very possessive. even bfore marriage :D
juhi: kool
me: :(
juhi: wat? u r confusin me. r u single or r u engaged???????????
me: its a fobia. that my marriage is fixed. no engagement no shaadi
juhi: OHHK SO SCARED OF MARRIAGE
DNT B. ITS GONNE B FUN
10 minutes later
juhi: sorry got dc
me: me engaged in sm accounting :(
juhi: ohh pls njoy..... i wont disturb
me: so u must be having night shift to get up so late. i m disciplined bout things
juhi: naa i din......... i had a double shift yesrtday so was damn tired.,.... and as it is i dnt sleep early m a nite person slept around 3 am. so obviously wld get up late
wow very disciplined u r
i hate discipline
me: i like to do what i m nt permitted to :P
juhi: kool so u a rebel
me: emotionally. trying to be practicaly too :D
juhi: kool
me: its already cool after rains n clouds plus u declared me cool 4 times :P
juhi: :)
me: so what if i ask ur phone no :)
juhi: i'l say wait
waise u can hv it. its MOTOROCKER E6
me: lol
wait is better than no, i ll wait
anywy we can talk here. why waste mobile balance :D
btw mine too motorola bt v3i
juhi: kool tat was my previous cel wich was stolen. kide pade uss chor pe. i miss my v3i :((
now my sis owes one and i envy her
bout 3 hours later
juhi: sorry 2 keep u waiting
me: no probs. kuchh kaam ho jata hai beech me :D
better u take such breaks.
juhi: wanna hv sm coffee?
me: pyaar k side effects wali :P ?
then give,
juhi: na ji na sorry
me: normally i prefer tea
juhi: okies i hv given up on tea and coffee
but kyunki gotto b awake enuf 2 finish my wrk. m hving coffee
kya karun ghar me sutta peena not allowed
me: so ur home nw ?
juhi: yups m off 2de
me: u look like gundi in goggles
dont mind :)
juhi: tats ok i m a gundi widout them also
me: yeah, i always felt so. bt goggles make it very visible
juhi: thanks i take it as a compli
me: :D bt u know most boys wont like it
juhi: who cares
i dnt
mere toh baare mein kinni baar complain ho chuki hai ki i use maa behen wrds but uski wajah se i hvnt stpd using thm. instead d more thy complain d more i use. its fun wen u dnt wrk d thy othrs want u to
me: are haan, gaaliyo ki class bhi to karni hai muje :D
juhi: toh karo
me: to sheekhao :D
juhi: aapko kaunsi kaunsi aati hai pehle wo batao
me: really ?
muje sharam aati hai :D
Thursday, 29 October 2009
Storytelling
19th July, 2007
me: kis khush kismat pe Fanna hona hai?
Sofia: i dont know exactly whats fanaa :D
23rd July, 2007
me: hi! welcome bak
Sofia: hi :)
me: good afternoon
or morning?
Sofia: lunch time...
me: just came bak
Sofia: what was the name of ur friend who added me
me: the one who was chatting in my absence?
Sofia: yup
me: what bout him?
Sofia: nothing, he sent me msg, but i already forgot his name so was not sure who was that
me: what message?
Sofia: hi hello
me: forward it to me.
scrap?
Sofia: no, like we chat here
me: any way its great u forgot his name. :P
Sofia: yeah i can remember someone only if he does smthing special :)
there r too many ppl in thw world, u cant remember them all but still, others remember more than i do
me: ya, i remember Each one who added me.
Sofia: i'll see u when they become 200-300
going 4 lunch see u after that
me: all the pretty girls do this to me...
38 minutes later
Sofia: what they do? u want them to skip their lunches 4 u
11 minutes later
me: not to skip honey!
i feel they demand the price of talking with me :P
5 minutes later
Sofia: ur too sensitive
im sure nothing is personal
there is no price for talking, its free :)
i can demand price for other things, like sending more photos, or sending special photos. but chatting is free. im sure the other girls r also like this
bout 1 hour later
me: Hello, m bak from tea
Sofia: hmmm whats down?
me: when one hires a taxi, the driver pulls the Meter down, to start it !!!! got it?
Sofia: hmmm then why ru saying it, whats common between u n taxi
me: FYI the meter is used to calculate rent.
Sofia: i dont get!
me: u r so dumb. forget it. hw ' s ur weekend?
Sofia: n ur oversmart
my weekend was a movie marathhon
me: u r insulting all smarties of the worlds by calling me one of 'em.
Sofia: haha :)
me: i m serious. anwy which movies u watched?
Sofia: harry potter, transformers, and 2 IMAX movies. they r 3D
also, some serials and indian idol
me: so u like indian idol?
Sofia: love it
me: u dont seem a foreigner, once again..
Sofia: how
14 minutes later
me: u watch Indian idol, Not american idol
Sofia: hmm actually i've done BA and MA in indian culture and society and also, as all my indian friends say, my views of life and behaviour r not very much like the local. they r smthing between india and here
10 minutes later
me: me too seaching sm1 or smthng to be fanaa for....
Sofia: n i dont know what is fanaa :(
me: oh God,
Sofia: batao
me: To Die for
Sofia: ohhh what i wrote...
me: no probs, u can sing for ur husband.
Sofia: when u marry, ur wife should sing this to u
so, in order to get smone to say it to u, get married, or at least a gf
me: wish to get least, so give gf, not wife. :P
Sofia: haha what wrong with the wife and why is gf more desirable than wife
(few seconds later)
what stupid question, i know the answer, no need to tell me
me: which stupid question:?
6 minutes later
Sofia: why would one prefer gf than wife
me: the only reason may be that one was married against his wish. someone not compatible
Sofia: no...
its one thing to have gf or bf, and another to have wife or husband, even if the husband is the same bf or wife the gf
me: what's the difference?
Sofia: if it happens to u, then only u can see it, its useless to explain
me: plzzzzzzzzzz i m so dumb. cant see it.
Sofia: u cant see unless u have gf which becomes ur wife then
me: thats what i want, a long-time gf turning into life-partner.
Sofia: hmmm thats very good but disappointment naturally comes, when ur used to the romantic ever giving life with a gf, which turns to routine everyday life with wife
me: r u disappointed ?
me: r u there?
11 minutes later
Sofia: yeah sorry was busy
why is time up? u leaving? ( she read my status message )
i used to feel disappointed, but then u just get it that life changes, not people
me: office time, where ppl like me come to forget their worries, frustrations..
Sofia: u forget them in office :)
me: not totally, bt mind gets diverted, stops thinking bout it for that period,
that s why i try to stay here as much as possible!!
Sofia: u speak like u suffered so much
me: not actually, i mean mentaly yes. coz u know how sensitive i m.
Sofia: :D
sudhar jao. aisa kya hua ki itna dukhi ho
me: maybe i m too ambitious, expecting more than whatever i get!
Sofia: thats what everyone is doing
me: bt everyone is not sad.
Sofia: right
me: i feel like the reason is that whenever i get into any relation,
i care it too much which causes the pain in differnt ways. to sudharne ke liye selfish banna padega?
anyway, bye for today,
Sofia: 1 min plz
u seem to have been in many different relations
it hurts always. no matter what. i left 2 bfs n drove them to much sadness, it hurts a lot. but u just have to move ahead n now u can leave :P
24th July, 2007
Sofia: hi
talk na
15 minutes later
me: phas gaya hoo
helloooo
Sofia: kis jaal main
ya kiski jaal main
me: my wife's ..... maybe she's in a hurry to marry :P
Sofia: :) nice who’s she n how u met
me: just kidding
so u took more than 5 sec?
I am a slow reader,that's a fact
Sofia: i read very fast but i waited to see how the cat will eat tweety
me: me too, i can also read very fast, its just that i cant concentrate, i m one of those confused, undirected youth. also i was trying to look for some speciality in their motion. bt when i realized that the distance remains the same & also their speeds and location on the page, i had to go down.
Sofia: i didnt get. but never mind, im dumb ;)
8 minutes later
me: what's so special bout winking? what u didnt get?
the logic bhind my wating for more than 5 secs? its in simple words.
Sofia: i didnt get the following
also i was trying to look for some speciality in their motion. bt when i realized that the distance remains the same & also their speeds and location on the page, i had to go down.
me: ok, in short, i was trying to analyze the scene contemplating some tricky photography or smthng like that below.
Sofia: ok so anything new
me: my sexy colleague.....
Sofia: oh is she new
i hope she is a girl not sexy boy... :P
me: dont worry, she is a woman
Sofia: im joking
u dont sound as the other type
me: she's not so hot, bt u know im so lonely ;)
Sofia: yeah whats sexy about her
me: i m reading a story in my mail box, want some part?
kahan gayee?
Sofia: ok. was looking at the temples in delhi n here
me: i gotta leave soon. dont be angry on reading this.
I felt Jackie's tongue lick from the base. She shoved me all the way in,
until I felt the back of her mouth and she made a slight gagging noise. Then
she held me halfway in her mouth…….
cu tomorrow.
25th July, 2007
me: hellooo didnt reply to my story.??? :P
bout 2 hours later
Sofia: what to reply to ur story
15 minutes later
me: come on now, i m ON
Sofia: im also
me: u mean u r chalu? there' s one girl which chats with me only bfore lunch, & u only after ;)
Sofia: okkk
me: what ? no comments?
Sofia: good, so ur not wasting ur time b4 lunch too :D
im usually busy b4 lunch or if come, ur offline
me: wait boss alert
Sofia: :)
8 minutes later
me: so what bout that story ?
Sofia: one of the many like this
me: what else?
Sofia: about it or in general
me: anything related u wish to say? best part is u'r not angry :)
Sofia: im not angry
im using net since 10 years, i've seen hell load of people, of any kind. im not impressed easily, only when someone is sweet, unassuming and easy to talk to, then its impressing
bcos such people r more rare
6 minutes later
me: didnt get u, u mean i impressed u?
helloooooo
Sofia: i was on phone
i meant in general
me: ok, wht bout me? impressed or not? especially after that story,
Sofia: like, ur fun to talk to, n that story, normal for a single man, i cant say anything
me: actually, it was a bad day, & as always i feel weird every evening, doing silly things.
Sofia: what was bad in the day
me: i had to WORK. :D
Sofia: indeed.... :)
im going 4 lunch will see u later
me: want another story like that?
Sofia: im sure u have many
no thanks, dont need :)
it cant be that interesting, only smthing perverse can hold ur attention for long.........
me: m i holding u from going to lunch?
Sofia: no, my friend was not ready. she will take 1 more min i guess
me: its interesting, bt u know
20 minutes later
me: hellllooooooo back ??
now i'll have to go for tea.
2 hours later
me: how many do u chat simultaneously?
Sofia: every time its different. right now 2
me: who is that?
Sofia: who is who :)
8 minutes later
me: who chats with u except me?
Sofia: he's gone now
me: so got smthng to talk or i should leave?
Sofia: means if i have topic u will stay to talk
me: i can talk for hours.
im reading a story.
Sofia: same type of story na
me: ya
Sofia: is it interesting
me: want to share?
Sofia: ummmm im not sure.....
ok lets try
me: And her own gasps and moans of pleasure filled the room as on the other side of the big screen, her hips rolling and bucking and grinding.
Sofia: bucking and grinding!!
me: u know i dont know the meaning of those words :D
Sofia: n i cant really explain :) grinding is like.... when u grind ur teeth with anger.
something like crushing
me: & bucking?
Sofia: this i dont think i can explain
me: why? u can describe by example.
Sofia: mmmno
i can try if u want, maybe u want to make better picture of the situation :)
me: try. take care, i dont want to get discharged.
keep in limits :)
Sofia: why not, i thought this is why ur reading this stuff
buck will be like, tossing, throwing oneself
me: maybe, yes, maybe no,
Sofia: being agitated
me: it feels great before, bt not after, i m enjoyin my Fire Under the Belly phase of life.
Sofia: yeah that thing is right, it feels great b4 but not after :)
me: for women too?
Sofia: for me at least. i havent much asked others abt this :)
me: u r different.
Sofia: really. how do u know, u have that much experience?
me: no experience bt logic says that. i think scientifically,
Sofia: am not
me: women dont discharge,
Sofia: a girl also feels tired
me: u mean u r like other women only ?
Sofia: why not
me: gotta leave. watchman has come ( as always )
Sofia: women dont discharge but it doesnt mean anything, whats the point is the peak
yeah sure
me: kis khush kismat pe Fanna hona hai?
Sofia: i dont know exactly whats fanaa :D
23rd July, 2007
me: hi! welcome bak
Sofia: hi :)
me: good afternoon
or morning?
Sofia: lunch time...
me: just came bak
Sofia: what was the name of ur friend who added me
me: the one who was chatting in my absence?
Sofia: yup
me: what bout him?
Sofia: nothing, he sent me msg, but i already forgot his name so was not sure who was that
me: what message?
Sofia: hi hello
me: forward it to me.
scrap?
Sofia: no, like we chat here
me: any way its great u forgot his name. :P
Sofia: yeah i can remember someone only if he does smthing special :)
there r too many ppl in thw world, u cant remember them all but still, others remember more than i do
me: ya, i remember Each one who added me.
Sofia: i'll see u when they become 200-300
going 4 lunch see u after that
me: all the pretty girls do this to me...
38 minutes later
Sofia: what they do? u want them to skip their lunches 4 u
11 minutes later
me: not to skip honey!
i feel they demand the price of talking with me :P
5 minutes later
Sofia: ur too sensitive
im sure nothing is personal
there is no price for talking, its free :)
i can demand price for other things, like sending more photos, or sending special photos. but chatting is free. im sure the other girls r also like this
bout 1 hour later
me: Hello, m bak from tea
Sofia: hmmm whats down?
me: when one hires a taxi, the driver pulls the Meter down, to start it !!!! got it?
Sofia: hmmm then why ru saying it, whats common between u n taxi
me: FYI the meter is used to calculate rent.
Sofia: i dont get!
me: u r so dumb. forget it. hw ' s ur weekend?
Sofia: n ur oversmart
my weekend was a movie marathhon
me: u r insulting all smarties of the worlds by calling me one of 'em.
Sofia: haha :)
me: i m serious. anwy which movies u watched?
Sofia: harry potter, transformers, and 2 IMAX movies. they r 3D
also, some serials and indian idol
me: so u like indian idol?
Sofia: love it
me: u dont seem a foreigner, once again..
Sofia: how
14 minutes later
me: u watch Indian idol, Not american idol
Sofia: hmm actually i've done BA and MA in indian culture and society and also, as all my indian friends say, my views of life and behaviour r not very much like the local. they r smthing between india and here
10 minutes later
me: me too seaching sm1 or smthng to be fanaa for....
Sofia: n i dont know what is fanaa :(
me: oh God,
Sofia: batao
me: To Die for
Sofia: ohhh what i wrote...
me: no probs, u can sing for ur husband.
Sofia: when u marry, ur wife should sing this to u
so, in order to get smone to say it to u, get married, or at least a gf
me: wish to get least, so give gf, not wife. :P
Sofia: haha what wrong with the wife and why is gf more desirable than wife
(few seconds later)
what stupid question, i know the answer, no need to tell me
me: which stupid question:?
6 minutes later
Sofia: why would one prefer gf than wife
me: the only reason may be that one was married against his wish. someone not compatible
Sofia: no...
its one thing to have gf or bf, and another to have wife or husband, even if the husband is the same bf or wife the gf
me: what's the difference?
Sofia: if it happens to u, then only u can see it, its useless to explain
me: plzzzzzzzzzz i m so dumb. cant see it.
Sofia: u cant see unless u have gf which becomes ur wife then
me: thats what i want, a long-time gf turning into life-partner.
Sofia: hmmm thats very good but disappointment naturally comes, when ur used to the romantic ever giving life with a gf, which turns to routine everyday life with wife
me: r u disappointed ?
me: r u there?
11 minutes later
Sofia: yeah sorry was busy
why is time up? u leaving? ( she read my status message )
i used to feel disappointed, but then u just get it that life changes, not people
me: office time, where ppl like me come to forget their worries, frustrations..
Sofia: u forget them in office :)
me: not totally, bt mind gets diverted, stops thinking bout it for that period,
that s why i try to stay here as much as possible!!
Sofia: u speak like u suffered so much
me: not actually, i mean mentaly yes. coz u know how sensitive i m.
Sofia: :D
sudhar jao. aisa kya hua ki itna dukhi ho
me: maybe i m too ambitious, expecting more than whatever i get!
Sofia: thats what everyone is doing
me: bt everyone is not sad.
Sofia: right
me: i feel like the reason is that whenever i get into any relation,
i care it too much which causes the pain in differnt ways. to sudharne ke liye selfish banna padega?
anyway, bye for today,
Sofia: 1 min plz
u seem to have been in many different relations
it hurts always. no matter what. i left 2 bfs n drove them to much sadness, it hurts a lot. but u just have to move ahead n now u can leave :P
24th July, 2007
Sofia: hi
talk na
15 minutes later
me: phas gaya hoo
helloooo
Sofia: kis jaal main
ya kiski jaal main
me: my wife's ..... maybe she's in a hurry to marry :P
Sofia: :) nice who’s she n how u met
me: just kidding
so u took more than 5 sec?
I am a slow reader,that's a fact
Sofia: i read very fast but i waited to see how the cat will eat tweety
me: me too, i can also read very fast, its just that i cant concentrate, i m one of those confused, undirected youth. also i was trying to look for some speciality in their motion. bt when i realized that the distance remains the same & also their speeds and location on the page, i had to go down.
Sofia: i didnt get. but never mind, im dumb ;)
8 minutes later
me: what's so special bout winking? what u didnt get?
the logic bhind my wating for more than 5 secs? its in simple words.
Sofia: i didnt get the following
also i was trying to look for some speciality in their motion. bt when i realized that the distance remains the same & also their speeds and location on the page, i had to go down.
me: ok, in short, i was trying to analyze the scene contemplating some tricky photography or smthng like that below.
Sofia: ok so anything new
me: my sexy colleague.....
Sofia: oh is she new
i hope she is a girl not sexy boy... :P
me: dont worry, she is a woman
Sofia: im joking
u dont sound as the other type
me: she's not so hot, bt u know im so lonely ;)
Sofia: yeah whats sexy about her
me: i m reading a story in my mail box, want some part?
kahan gayee?
Sofia: ok. was looking at the temples in delhi n here
me: i gotta leave soon. dont be angry on reading this.
I felt Jackie's tongue lick from the base. She shoved me all the way in,
until I felt the back of her mouth and she made a slight gagging noise. Then
she held me halfway in her mouth…….
cu tomorrow.
25th July, 2007
me: hellooo didnt reply to my story.??? :P
bout 2 hours later
Sofia: what to reply to ur story
15 minutes later
me: come on now, i m ON
Sofia: im also
me: u mean u r chalu? there' s one girl which chats with me only bfore lunch, & u only after ;)
Sofia: okkk
me: what ? no comments?
Sofia: good, so ur not wasting ur time b4 lunch too :D
im usually busy b4 lunch or if come, ur offline
me: wait boss alert
Sofia: :)
8 minutes later
me: so what bout that story ?
Sofia: one of the many like this
me: what else?
Sofia: about it or in general
me: anything related u wish to say? best part is u'r not angry :)
Sofia: im not angry
im using net since 10 years, i've seen hell load of people, of any kind. im not impressed easily, only when someone is sweet, unassuming and easy to talk to, then its impressing
bcos such people r more rare
6 minutes later
me: didnt get u, u mean i impressed u?
helloooooo
Sofia: i was on phone
i meant in general
me: ok, wht bout me? impressed or not? especially after that story,
Sofia: like, ur fun to talk to, n that story, normal for a single man, i cant say anything
me: actually, it was a bad day, & as always i feel weird every evening, doing silly things.
Sofia: what was bad in the day
me: i had to WORK. :D
Sofia: indeed.... :)
im going 4 lunch will see u later
me: want another story like that?
Sofia: im sure u have many
no thanks, dont need :)
it cant be that interesting, only smthing perverse can hold ur attention for long.........
me: m i holding u from going to lunch?
Sofia: no, my friend was not ready. she will take 1 more min i guess
me: its interesting, bt u know
20 minutes later
me: hellllooooooo back ??
now i'll have to go for tea.
2 hours later
me: how many do u chat simultaneously?
Sofia: every time its different. right now 2
me: who is that?
Sofia: who is who :)
8 minutes later
me: who chats with u except me?
Sofia: he's gone now
me: so got smthng to talk or i should leave?
Sofia: means if i have topic u will stay to talk
me: i can talk for hours.
im reading a story.
Sofia: same type of story na
me: ya
Sofia: is it interesting
me: want to share?
Sofia: ummmm im not sure.....
ok lets try
me: And her own gasps and moans of pleasure filled the room as on the other side of the big screen, her hips rolling and bucking and grinding.
Sofia: bucking and grinding!!
me: u know i dont know the meaning of those words :D
Sofia: n i cant really explain :) grinding is like.... when u grind ur teeth with anger.
something like crushing
me: & bucking?
Sofia: this i dont think i can explain
me: why? u can describe by example.
Sofia: mmmno
i can try if u want, maybe u want to make better picture of the situation :)
me: try. take care, i dont want to get discharged.
keep in limits :)
Sofia: why not, i thought this is why ur reading this stuff
buck will be like, tossing, throwing oneself
me: maybe, yes, maybe no,
Sofia: being agitated
me: it feels great before, bt not after, i m enjoyin my Fire Under the Belly phase of life.
Sofia: yeah that thing is right, it feels great b4 but not after :)
me: for women too?
Sofia: for me at least. i havent much asked others abt this :)
me: u r different.
Sofia: really. how do u know, u have that much experience?
me: no experience bt logic says that. i think scientifically,
Sofia: am not
me: women dont discharge,
Sofia: a girl also feels tired
me: u mean u r like other women only ?
Sofia: why not
me: gotta leave. watchman has come ( as always )
Sofia: women dont discharge but it doesnt mean anything, whats the point is the peak
yeah sure
Wednesday, 28 October 2009
finally impressed.....after reading my blog !
9th August, 2009
me: hii sweety :) i want punish ment :P m quite free today :D
sameena: m nt talking to u..thts ur punishment
me: aww :(
:( why ? ok dont talk, chat to kar sakti ho lol
sameena: aree yr..u can joke but..b in limit na. fir kyn koi kuch kahega
me: i knw, bt she cud hv asked me to stop. why go to ban me directly :x
sameena: achcha...agar woh kehti toh kya stop ho jaate
me: obviously, see its a chat room
sameena: huh!
me: so u dont knw when smone's serious or when joking. i was trying to be funny only, nothng to humiliate anybody
sameena: but u did
me: no way. no intention to do so. she's a stranger like you, why shoud i disrespect her ?
sameena: ya..but..bura lag jata hai na
me: wo to muje bhi lagta hai. like agle din amit ne muje kaha tha mere ghar bartan dhone aa jao
remember ?? did i complain ??
sameena: no
me: i let go many things as humour bt i was feeling like breaking the monitor :x
sameena: hehe sry
nd ya, u told ki..itna paas jata toh..kya bolna hai bhul jata hu.
remember?? bura nhi laga hoga mujhe, think
me: was that bad :o
sameena: yesss
me: this is tough : nthng vulgar or obscene there was, just little flirting
nd anywy m going to leave tht too frm nw
sameena: ajeeb lagoge
me: u knw all the regular chatters hv complained bout me
sameena: me too
me: so i dont feel like chatting there anymore :(
sameena: toh mat karo na. Simple, they will miss u nd call u bck, dnt wry
12th August, 2009
me: btw this is my blog prs2001.blogspot.com
sameena: u married JLo?
me: comment. hw do u like it :)
sameena: okk
me: padho pura
sameena: ok
me: aisa koi dream nahi tha vaise lol aise hi likh diya :P
sameena: nyc
me: comment me likh sakti ho hw u feel bout it
sameena: okk..dekh rhi hoon
me: kisi ko batana nahi pls :)
sameena: its ok i wont
7 minutes later
me: interesting na :)
sameena: yess. i nevr u r so.. sory to say bt intelligent :D
me: intelligent :D I dnt think so. practically m a kid, see my profile lol
sameena: dekha woh bh
19 minutes later
me: sorry pc hang ho gaya tha
sameena: 19th century
me: it cant bear fast typing lol
sameena: pata hai
me: hold boss
9 minutes later
me: kaam :( wrk
sameena: toh karo na. will chat later on
25th August, 2009
me: aww bored :(
sameena: hmm bored
me: thts news :D
me: kal maine ek nayi post start ki apne blog me, last year kanha national park gaye the
prs1980.blogspot.com
aur tum comment kyu nahi karti :(
sameena: ab karungi :)
me: main ghar pe mobile se likhta hu khali baithe usme 5000 words ki limit hai :D
sameena: nyc
mujhe toh blog banana tha..bt..samajh nai aata ki kya likhun
me: right
sameena: ek toh jokes se bhar diye..ab bore. toh kuch bhi post nai karti
me: kya jokes se bhar diya lol
yeah i think i dont write even one line simply :D
sameena: main apni baat kar rhi hoon, mere blog mein jokes hai..only. sab copy pasted
me: its ok. main bhi apne experience likhta hu
baaki kuchh imagination se thoda likha hai :D
sameena: JLo wala badhiya hai
me: abhi to life me kuchh bhi nahi ho raha :( nthng to write about so last year ki jabalpur visit ke baare me yaad karke likh raha hu
sameena: okk
me: ek to ungli kat gayi hai, kaise type karu :(
sameena: kuch din rest karlo na toh..
me: lol itna khas nahi, blade lag gayi subah subah. shave bhi cancel. i got scared , bleeding wasnt stopping for 5 minutes :(
sameena: hehe itne bade ho ke..ek blade ki chot se dar jaate ho
me: to kya blood nikal nikal kar khali ho jaye tab tak dekhta rhau :(
sameena: hehehe
me: akela aadmi kisise na jaan na pehchan aur 8 baje doc bhi na mile :(
me: ek medical shop mili khuli, usne band aid lagai lol
sameena: hehe khud nai laga sakte the ?
ro toh nai rahe the na
me: :(
sameena: tya hua
me: maine jaake batayi ungli, bleeding status me aur poocha, ise rokne k liye kuchh hai ? usne khud kaha band aid laga deta hu :D
sameena: :D
me: wo de deta to mainkhud laga leta :) nd u knw
sameena: okk
kya
me: safety k liye maine rui aur bandhne ki patti bhi le hi li lage haatho
sameena: :D
me: rui bhi nahi thi mere ghar pe :D
sameena: sad mat ho
me: sad :D
sad to main tab hounga jab tumhari asli photo dekhunga. gorgeous kahi ki :P
sameena: gorgeous toh hoon
me: prove it :)
sameena: later on
me: kal tumne kya kaha tha yaad hai ? u r one of oldest frns :)
ab kitna later on :D
sameena: :D
me: jab mere bachhe chat karne lagenge tab dikhana fir :(
sameena: haan jarur
me: kya matlab :x ws kidding :(
sameena: me too :D
me: aisa karo, specifications de do, sample baad me bhejna :P
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sameena: nai toh kuch nai likh rhi thi
me: to batao fir, chehra gheouna, aankhe nasheeli, figure ? etc etc :P
sameena: pic dekh lena baad mein
me: do u knw any pandit ?
sameena: noi kyn
me: muhurat ke liye lol
sameena: hehe
me: nahi jaanti to main part time me karta hi hu, bata du muhurat :)
sameena: batao
me: 25th august 2009 time : 11 am to 11.30 am
is time me nahi dikhaya to chehre pe zurriya pad jayegi :P
sameena: acha
me: achhi to hogi hi, gorgeous ka doubt hai ;)
sameena: :D
me: u think tumhari smile me khokar main apni demand bhul jaunga :P
sameena: :)
me: *virtual smile
sameena: real mein bhi m smilin :)
me: this is nt wrkng thn :( i wanted u to rofl :D
sameena: :D
me: u r killling me softly :(
sameena: hehe
me: cant concentrate on homework by boss :(
sameena: den..will chat later on
me: aur ur real smile :(
sameena: kya'
me: teri naak dekhni hai muje :D jyada lambi to nahi
sameena: nai
me: muahhh open ur mouth :P
sameena: bye
me: :( kya hua ? fir se gussa :(
bolo bhi
gaali bol de :D
kya likh rahi thi ? nayi gaali soch rahi ho na lol
2 minutes later
ghor kalyug hai :(
jab tak reply nai karogi, i wont log out :)
(your status msg says) “You can sit beside me when the world comes down”
the world( bosses) is coming down on me for making record in kaamchori, can i sit beside you :D
kaam kyu nahi karne deti sweetie :(
mera dhyaan tere reply me hi laga rehta hai :D
15 minutes later
me: awwfffline !!!! ok so nw i can log out.
there's no attraction here :(
about 2 hours later
me: kya hua firse :( maun vrat hai ? kitne din tak ?
about 3 hours later
me: hello
8 minutes later
sameena: der
me: kya kah rahi thi ?
sameena: kuch nai
me: interesting :P
btw soorat dikhane ka muhurat to gaya tumara :(
sameena: nice
me: gayab ?
ok see ya in dreams
26th August, 2009
me: yippie got u :)
sameena: nacho
me: i m already :P
mentally lol
sameena: ok lol
me: u knw kal doc ne muje injection maara :(
sameena: nycccc
me: kehti hai titanus ho jayega :(
sameena: hahahaha aur kya kya gud news di
me: abhi dard ho raha hai. ungli se jyada uska pain hai :D
sameena: gr8
me: aur kya likha tha tune kal, scrapbuk me ?
one more victim lol
sameena: hehehe
me: :( ab usne padh liya to victim rahegi kya :(
sameena: del kardo na dumbo
PS: dumbo is nt a gaali
me: ?? dumbo ki baat to khatam ho gayi thi. i like it actually :P
sameena: gud. apna name sabko acha lagta hai
me: dumbos can enjoy more thn smarties :D
sameena: ok
me: no tension
sameena: ok
me: maine kuchh aur likha hai apne blog me prs1980.blogspot.com
did u comment or not ??
sameena: not
lemme see
me: 2nd post, rediscovering heart of india me kal likha tha
sameena: ur room.so dirty
me: hv u seen all the 3 blogs ??
sameena: no
me: i love the chatroom drama. 5 episode hue uske lol
sameena: okkkkkk
sameena: kar diya comment
me: thnks sweetie :P
kaun si post me
sameena: thr is a small wrld.sumthing.wala.
me: ooff
wo to diary me hai :(
sameena: toh?? :O
me: anonymous :(
sameena: yaa
me: chng it
sameena: kyun'
me: not anonymous
varna muje neeche tumhare naam ke saath comment karni padegi
sameena: kyun
me: wat kyu ? naam ke bina kya matlab hai :(
sameena: u knw na ki..maine kiya hai, bas
me: dekh li tumhari purani dosti :(
sameena: aree
me: are u afraid of smone :)
sameena: no
acha..see this
me: tell me if you ve any prob
i wont force
sameena: aree no prob yrr, see my blog…(address of her blog)
me: ohh my god u r a poet :P
sameena: copied hai sab, kisiko samajh nai aata
me: bt emotions in the poem are urs i think :)
sameena: yeah
me: maine bhi chuaryi hai kuchh poems, see letsgetartytonite.blogspot.com
sameena: okk
me: so did u comment ?
sameena: abi nai
m reading it
me: thts better. meaningful remark dena
wo small world type nahi :D
sameena: okk
comment baad mein karungi, abi samajh nai aa raha kya likhun
me: as u wish :)
14 minutes later
me: sry boss aake kaam de gaya
kehta hai thoda thoda kaam karte rahena yaar lol
sameena: :D
me: aadat nahi rahi kaam karne ki lol
27th August, 2009
me: hi gorgeous :)
sameena: hi
me: wassup lol
sameena: lol
me: tumko dekh kar pc ki saans atak gayi :D
sameena: nicee
me: fir tumne blog pe comment ki ? khud k naam se
sameena: nai..bhul gai
me: thnks :(
sameena: aree bhul gai thi. sad hone ki kya jarurat hai
me: btw u remember sheela ?
sameena: kaun sheela
me: lol i think PJ club me tumhara uske saath panga ho gaya tha ek din
sameena: nope
me: maybe sm other girl, i thought it was u and sheela
sameena: koi gal se jhagda nai hua
sirf ek dog se hua..nd..ek bihari babu se only
nd ofcourse U
me: i m loving it. fight with sheela :P
sameena: m nt
me: ? hw boring :(
sameena: toh baat mat karo na
me: kidding :)
btw photo dikhane wali thi tum ?
sameena: uska mahurat nikal gaya..ab next yr
me: crying
me: hii sweety :) i want punish ment :P m quite free today :D
sameena: m nt talking to u..thts ur punishment
me: aww :(
:( why ? ok dont talk, chat to kar sakti ho lol
sameena: aree yr..u can joke but..b in limit na. fir kyn koi kuch kahega
me: i knw, bt she cud hv asked me to stop. why go to ban me directly :x
sameena: achcha...agar woh kehti toh kya stop ho jaate
me: obviously, see its a chat room
sameena: huh!
me: so u dont knw when smone's serious or when joking. i was trying to be funny only, nothng to humiliate anybody
sameena: but u did
me: no way. no intention to do so. she's a stranger like you, why shoud i disrespect her ?
sameena: ya..but..bura lag jata hai na
me: wo to muje bhi lagta hai. like agle din amit ne muje kaha tha mere ghar bartan dhone aa jao
remember ?? did i complain ??
sameena: no
me: i let go many things as humour bt i was feeling like breaking the monitor :x
sameena: hehe sry
nd ya, u told ki..itna paas jata toh..kya bolna hai bhul jata hu.
remember?? bura nhi laga hoga mujhe, think
me: was that bad :o
sameena: yesss
me: this is tough : nthng vulgar or obscene there was, just little flirting
nd anywy m going to leave tht too frm nw
sameena: ajeeb lagoge
me: u knw all the regular chatters hv complained bout me
sameena: me too
me: so i dont feel like chatting there anymore :(
sameena: toh mat karo na. Simple, they will miss u nd call u bck, dnt wry
12th August, 2009
me: btw this is my blog prs2001.blogspot.com
sameena: u married JLo?
me: comment. hw do u like it :)
sameena: okk
me: padho pura
sameena: ok
me: aisa koi dream nahi tha vaise lol aise hi likh diya :P
sameena: nyc
me: comment me likh sakti ho hw u feel bout it
sameena: okk..dekh rhi hoon
me: kisi ko batana nahi pls :)
sameena: its ok i wont
7 minutes later
me: interesting na :)
sameena: yess. i nevr u r so.. sory to say bt intelligent :D
me: intelligent :D I dnt think so. practically m a kid, see my profile lol
sameena: dekha woh bh
19 minutes later
me: sorry pc hang ho gaya tha
sameena: 19th century
me: it cant bear fast typing lol
sameena: pata hai
me: hold boss
9 minutes later
me: kaam :( wrk
sameena: toh karo na. will chat later on
25th August, 2009
me: aww bored :(
sameena: hmm bored
me: thts news :D
me: kal maine ek nayi post start ki apne blog me, last year kanha national park gaye the
prs1980.blogspot.com
aur tum comment kyu nahi karti :(
sameena: ab karungi :)
me: main ghar pe mobile se likhta hu khali baithe usme 5000 words ki limit hai :D
sameena: nyc
mujhe toh blog banana tha..bt..samajh nai aata ki kya likhun
me: right
sameena: ek toh jokes se bhar diye..ab bore. toh kuch bhi post nai karti
me: kya jokes se bhar diya lol
yeah i think i dont write even one line simply :D
sameena: main apni baat kar rhi hoon, mere blog mein jokes hai..only. sab copy pasted
me: its ok. main bhi apne experience likhta hu
baaki kuchh imagination se thoda likha hai :D
sameena: JLo wala badhiya hai
me: abhi to life me kuchh bhi nahi ho raha :( nthng to write about so last year ki jabalpur visit ke baare me yaad karke likh raha hu
sameena: okk
me: ek to ungli kat gayi hai, kaise type karu :(
sameena: kuch din rest karlo na toh..
me: lol itna khas nahi, blade lag gayi subah subah. shave bhi cancel. i got scared , bleeding wasnt stopping for 5 minutes :(
sameena: hehe itne bade ho ke..ek blade ki chot se dar jaate ho
me: to kya blood nikal nikal kar khali ho jaye tab tak dekhta rhau :(
sameena: hehehe
me: akela aadmi kisise na jaan na pehchan aur 8 baje doc bhi na mile :(
me: ek medical shop mili khuli, usne band aid lagai lol
sameena: hehe khud nai laga sakte the ?
ro toh nai rahe the na
me: :(
sameena: tya hua
me: maine jaake batayi ungli, bleeding status me aur poocha, ise rokne k liye kuchh hai ? usne khud kaha band aid laga deta hu :D
sameena: :D
me: wo de deta to mainkhud laga leta :) nd u knw
sameena: okk
kya
me: safety k liye maine rui aur bandhne ki patti bhi le hi li lage haatho
sameena: :D
me: rui bhi nahi thi mere ghar pe :D
sameena: sad mat ho
me: sad :D
sad to main tab hounga jab tumhari asli photo dekhunga. gorgeous kahi ki :P
sameena: gorgeous toh hoon
me: prove it :)
sameena: later on
me: kal tumne kya kaha tha yaad hai ? u r one of oldest frns :)
ab kitna later on :D
sameena: :D
me: jab mere bachhe chat karne lagenge tab dikhana fir :(
sameena: haan jarur
me: kya matlab :x ws kidding :(
sameena: me too :D
me: aisa karo, specifications de do, sample baad me bhejna :P
sameena has entered text
sameena: nai toh kuch nai likh rhi thi
me: to batao fir, chehra gheouna, aankhe nasheeli, figure ? etc etc :P
sameena: pic dekh lena baad mein
me: do u knw any pandit ?
sameena: noi kyn
me: muhurat ke liye lol
sameena: hehe
me: nahi jaanti to main part time me karta hi hu, bata du muhurat :)
sameena: batao
me: 25th august 2009 time : 11 am to 11.30 am
is time me nahi dikhaya to chehre pe zurriya pad jayegi :P
sameena: acha
me: achhi to hogi hi, gorgeous ka doubt hai ;)
sameena: :D
me: u think tumhari smile me khokar main apni demand bhul jaunga :P
sameena: :)
me: *virtual smile
sameena: real mein bhi m smilin :)
me: this is nt wrkng thn :( i wanted u to rofl :D
sameena: :D
me: u r killling me softly :(
sameena: hehe
me: cant concentrate on homework by boss :(
sameena: den..will chat later on
me: aur ur real smile :(
sameena: kya'
me: teri naak dekhni hai muje :D jyada lambi to nahi
sameena: nai
me: muahhh open ur mouth :P
sameena: bye
me: :( kya hua ? fir se gussa :(
bolo bhi
gaali bol de :D
kya likh rahi thi ? nayi gaali soch rahi ho na lol
2 minutes later
ghor kalyug hai :(
jab tak reply nai karogi, i wont log out :)
(your status msg says) “You can sit beside me when the world comes down”
the world( bosses) is coming down on me for making record in kaamchori, can i sit beside you :D
kaam kyu nahi karne deti sweetie :(
mera dhyaan tere reply me hi laga rehta hai :D
15 minutes later
me: awwfffline !!!! ok so nw i can log out.
there's no attraction here :(
about 2 hours later
me: kya hua firse :( maun vrat hai ? kitne din tak ?
about 3 hours later
me: hello
8 minutes later
sameena: der
me: kya kah rahi thi ?
sameena: kuch nai
me: interesting :P
btw soorat dikhane ka muhurat to gaya tumara :(
sameena: nice
me: gayab ?
ok see ya in dreams
26th August, 2009
me: yippie got u :)
sameena: nacho
me: i m already :P
mentally lol
sameena: ok lol
me: u knw kal doc ne muje injection maara :(
sameena: nycccc
me: kehti hai titanus ho jayega :(
sameena: hahahaha aur kya kya gud news di
me: abhi dard ho raha hai. ungli se jyada uska pain hai :D
sameena: gr8
me: aur kya likha tha tune kal, scrapbuk me ?
one more victim lol
sameena: hehehe
me: :( ab usne padh liya to victim rahegi kya :(
sameena: del kardo na dumbo
PS: dumbo is nt a gaali
me: ?? dumbo ki baat to khatam ho gayi thi. i like it actually :P
sameena: gud. apna name sabko acha lagta hai
me: dumbos can enjoy more thn smarties :D
sameena: ok
me: no tension
sameena: ok
me: maine kuchh aur likha hai apne blog me prs1980.blogspot.com
did u comment or not ??
sameena: not
lemme see
me: 2nd post, rediscovering heart of india me kal likha tha
sameena: ur room.so dirty
me: hv u seen all the 3 blogs ??
sameena: no
me: i love the chatroom drama. 5 episode hue uske lol
sameena: okkkkkk
sameena: kar diya comment
me: thnks sweetie :P
kaun si post me
sameena: thr is a small wrld.sumthing.wala.
me: ooff
wo to diary me hai :(
sameena: toh?? :O
me: anonymous :(
sameena: yaa
me: chng it
sameena: kyun'
me: not anonymous
varna muje neeche tumhare naam ke saath comment karni padegi
sameena: kyun
me: wat kyu ? naam ke bina kya matlab hai :(
sameena: u knw na ki..maine kiya hai, bas
me: dekh li tumhari purani dosti :(
sameena: aree
me: are u afraid of smone :)
sameena: no
acha..see this
me: tell me if you ve any prob
i wont force
sameena: aree no prob yrr, see my blog…(address of her blog)
me: ohh my god u r a poet :P
sameena: copied hai sab, kisiko samajh nai aata
me: bt emotions in the poem are urs i think :)
sameena: yeah
me: maine bhi chuaryi hai kuchh poems, see letsgetartytonite.blogspot.com
sameena: okk
me: so did u comment ?
sameena: abi nai
m reading it
me: thts better. meaningful remark dena
wo small world type nahi :D
sameena: okk
comment baad mein karungi, abi samajh nai aa raha kya likhun
me: as u wish :)
14 minutes later
me: sry boss aake kaam de gaya
kehta hai thoda thoda kaam karte rahena yaar lol
sameena: :D
me: aadat nahi rahi kaam karne ki lol
27th August, 2009
me: hi gorgeous :)
sameena: hi
me: wassup lol
sameena: lol
me: tumko dekh kar pc ki saans atak gayi :D
sameena: nicee
me: fir tumne blog pe comment ki ? khud k naam se
sameena: nai..bhul gai
me: thnks :(
sameena: aree bhul gai thi. sad hone ki kya jarurat hai
me: btw u remember sheela ?
sameena: kaun sheela
me: lol i think PJ club me tumhara uske saath panga ho gaya tha ek din
sameena: nope
me: maybe sm other girl, i thought it was u and sheela
sameena: koi gal se jhagda nai hua
sirf ek dog se hua..nd..ek bihari babu se only
nd ofcourse U
me: i m loving it. fight with sheela :P
sameena: m nt
me: ? hw boring :(
sameena: toh baat mat karo na
me: kidding :)
btw photo dikhane wali thi tum ?
sameena: uska mahurat nikal gaya..ab next yr
me: crying
Tuesday, 27 October 2009
idiot, uncle, pareshbhai..new names for me !!
April 18, 2009
me: hii beautiful :)
Sameena: hi
me: hw r u ?
Sameena: fine u?
me: okies :D btw hw's ur bf :)
Sameena: gud
me: meri gf ka nahi puchhogi ?
Sameena: nope :D
me: thanks coz dont hv any yet :D
Sameena: ok
me: i hv uploaded sm pictures of differnet kind of bed rooms in my blog. bt i cant think of any story to write for those. u hv any idea :D
5 minutes later
me: ok so u r not interested
Sameena: huh
me: hv u seen dev .D ?
Sameena: no
me: bad luck again
39 minutes later
me: so you r back :) i knew it
Sameena: wats ur prob
me: no girl can resist me for long :P
bout 2 hours later
me: i dont like ur attitude
Sameena: bye
me: bt i wont quit talking
kya karegi ?? :D lolz
no bye. welcome sameena :)
teri naak to dekh aaine me jara :P
Sameena: chup
me: sameenaaaaaaaaa
sameeeeeeeeeenaaaaa
Sameena: shut up
me: u knw aaj maine breakfast nahi kiya. bas 3 cup chai pi aur saath me 2 cigarrette :)
fir maine shave karni thi par office time ho gaya tha, to fir 7 din ki beard leke office aa gaya :D
tum shave karti ho ?? tum subah nahati ho ?
koi baat nahi sweety. mood nahi ho to nahi nahana chahie. usme sharmati kyu ho :D
2nd June, 2009
me: hii beautiful :) itni jaldi uth gayi aaj :D ( I was in office quite early and she was online)
Sameena: hii main toh kabse online hoon
me: tune 2 profile banayi hai ?
par ek me to asli pic laga do :)
Sameena: 3 profile hai :P asli pic hi hai sab
me: jaa juthi
Sameena: are..sachi mein
me: ok dekhta hu abhi.
kya ye bachpan ki photo ki baat kar rahi hai ?
Sameena: haan
asli pic hai ki nahi dekho
me: kahan dhundhu ?
Sameena: hehe meri pic nahi hai......par jiski hai uski toh asli pic hai na :D
me: smart girl bt really bad joke :(
4 minutes later
Sameena: ro, aur ro
chup kyn ho gaye ? himmat hai toh bolo kuch
me: boss ne bulaya tha
Sameena: kk
me: jadu :P abhi gayab thi aur fir aa gayi :D tino me muje add karo
Sameena: kyun, baat toh karte nahi ho
me: kya karu, aaj kal office me chat mushkil hai.
Sameena: achchi baat hai
me: tum kaun si class me padhti ho ?
Sameena: abhi 11 ka exam diya hai, nw in 12th
me: ohh hw cute. kya mujse shaadi karogi ?
Sameena: huh
me: maine bhi 12th pass kar liya hai 12 saal pehle :D
Sameena: :O wats ur age?
me: 29 completes on june 21st
Sameena: 29 :O mujhe toh laga tha 40 k kareeb hoge
me: actually bachhe (matlab college ke) muje uncle kehte hai :D
Sameena: main bhi uncle kahungi
ok uncle :)
me: i love it :P ab main bada ban gaya hu :D
Sameena: achcha
me: ha mummy bhi marti nahi. sirf danti hai kabhi kabhi :D
Sameena: pehle maarti thi
me: pehle matlab 20 saal purani baat hai :D
Sameena: ohhhhokkkk
me: par darr ab bhi rehta hai, kabhi bhi mar sakti hai :D
Sameena: haan woh toh hai. maar khani bhi chahiye aapko
me: kyu ? main to bada hu ab :( uncle bhi kehte hai bachhe.
khaskar bachhiya :P
Sameena: toh kya hua, apne mom se toh bade nhi ho na
me: wo to hai par isliye to akela rehta hu 3 saal se
Sameena: thts bad. y akela?
me: m in other city
Sameena: ohh.....whr u stay? which city?
me: tum bataogi fir ? ahmedabad
Sameena: kk. gujju che?
so i'll call u paresh bhai
me: no no bhai nai :( fir main rounga :(
Sameena: tab toh bhai hi kahungi :D
me: to main hasunga :)
abhi to marriage proposal ko aadha ghanta nahi hua aur bhai :D
Sameena: haan bhai
me: jao baat nai karunga tumse :(
Sameena: yippiieeee bye
me: pata hai, main bahut bore karta hu : D
Sameena: haan
bhai kaha gaye
3 hours later
me: boss aa gaya tha fir se :(
3rd June, 2009
me: hii beautiful
Sameena: hiiii idiot :P
me: idiots ki to movie ban rahi hai :D
its good to be so and tension nai lena padta :D
Sameena: haan
me: to tum bahar ghumti nahi, ya fri sirf online hi pure din :D
Sameena: wait m busy now
22 minutes later
me: busy ya still chatting ?
Sameena: busy
me: kaun se project me ??
bout 3 hours later
me: i love you sweetheart :)
Sameena: same to u idiot
me: ohh tum ho sorry sorry… dusri window me likhna tha :D
Sameena: pata tha.
idiot
me: ab tum bhi bolo k dusri window me likhna tha lol
Sameena: nahi maine tumhe hi kaha paresh bhai
me: :( roj aake muje marti hai words se :P
Sameena: toh?
me: to kya samne hoti to main teri
Sameena: aarti utarta, hai na ?
i knew it m gr8
me: main teri naak par ek jor se…..tum hi batao kiss karu ya katu :P
Sameena: chup kar. bachchi ki darata hai, paap chadega
me: bachhi ko kiss karne se paap :D decide karo tum bachhi ho ya badi :D
Sameena: bachchi. obviously
me: to fir kyu gande khayal mann me lati ho :D
Sameena: chup kar na
4th June, 2009
me: hii beautiful :)
Sameena: hi
me: kal kyu bhag gayi thi ?
Sameena: aise hi
me: maine boss aaya likha isliye na :D
Sameena: nai
me: to mummy ne hamari chat padh li peechhe se :P ??
Sameena: huh
me: tum huh bolti ho to muje
Sameena: kya
me: jaane do fir gussa aayega tumhe lol
Sameena: bolo na
me: tumhe kaat ne ko mann karta hai :P
bol diya bol diya :D
isiliye kehta tha mat bulvao :(
ab baat bhi karne nahi milegi :(
me: hii beautiful :)
Sameena: hi
me: hw r u ?
Sameena: fine u?
me: okies :D btw hw's ur bf :)
Sameena: gud
me: meri gf ka nahi puchhogi ?
Sameena: nope :D
me: thanks coz dont hv any yet :D
Sameena: ok
me: i hv uploaded sm pictures of differnet kind of bed rooms in my blog. bt i cant think of any story to write for those. u hv any idea :D
5 minutes later
me: ok so u r not interested
Sameena: huh
me: hv u seen dev .D ?
Sameena: no
me: bad luck again
39 minutes later
me: so you r back :) i knew it
Sameena: wats ur prob
me: no girl can resist me for long :P
bout 2 hours later
me: i dont like ur attitude
Sameena: bye
me: bt i wont quit talking
kya karegi ?? :D lolz
no bye. welcome sameena :)
teri naak to dekh aaine me jara :P
Sameena: chup
me: sameenaaaaaaaaa
sameeeeeeeeeenaaaaa
Sameena: shut up
me: u knw aaj maine breakfast nahi kiya. bas 3 cup chai pi aur saath me 2 cigarrette :)
fir maine shave karni thi par office time ho gaya tha, to fir 7 din ki beard leke office aa gaya :D
tum shave karti ho ?? tum subah nahati ho ?
koi baat nahi sweety. mood nahi ho to nahi nahana chahie. usme sharmati kyu ho :D
2nd June, 2009
me: hii beautiful :) itni jaldi uth gayi aaj :D ( I was in office quite early and she was online)
Sameena: hii main toh kabse online hoon
me: tune 2 profile banayi hai ?
par ek me to asli pic laga do :)
Sameena: 3 profile hai :P asli pic hi hai sab
me: jaa juthi
Sameena: are..sachi mein
me: ok dekhta hu abhi.
kya ye bachpan ki photo ki baat kar rahi hai ?
Sameena: haan
asli pic hai ki nahi dekho
me: kahan dhundhu ?
Sameena: hehe meri pic nahi hai......par jiski hai uski toh asli pic hai na :D
me: smart girl bt really bad joke :(
4 minutes later
Sameena: ro, aur ro
chup kyn ho gaye ? himmat hai toh bolo kuch
me: boss ne bulaya tha
Sameena: kk
me: jadu :P abhi gayab thi aur fir aa gayi :D tino me muje add karo
Sameena: kyun, baat toh karte nahi ho
me: kya karu, aaj kal office me chat mushkil hai.
Sameena: achchi baat hai
me: tum kaun si class me padhti ho ?
Sameena: abhi 11 ka exam diya hai, nw in 12th
me: ohh hw cute. kya mujse shaadi karogi ?
Sameena: huh
me: maine bhi 12th pass kar liya hai 12 saal pehle :D
Sameena: :O wats ur age?
me: 29 completes on june 21st
Sameena: 29 :O mujhe toh laga tha 40 k kareeb hoge
me: actually bachhe (matlab college ke) muje uncle kehte hai :D
Sameena: main bhi uncle kahungi
ok uncle :)
me: i love it :P ab main bada ban gaya hu :D
Sameena: achcha
me: ha mummy bhi marti nahi. sirf danti hai kabhi kabhi :D
Sameena: pehle maarti thi
me: pehle matlab 20 saal purani baat hai :D
Sameena: ohhhhokkkk
me: par darr ab bhi rehta hai, kabhi bhi mar sakti hai :D
Sameena: haan woh toh hai. maar khani bhi chahiye aapko
me: kyu ? main to bada hu ab :( uncle bhi kehte hai bachhe.
khaskar bachhiya :P
Sameena: toh kya hua, apne mom se toh bade nhi ho na
me: wo to hai par isliye to akela rehta hu 3 saal se
Sameena: thts bad. y akela?
me: m in other city
Sameena: ohh.....whr u stay? which city?
me: tum bataogi fir ? ahmedabad
Sameena: kk. gujju che?
so i'll call u paresh bhai
me: no no bhai nai :( fir main rounga :(
Sameena: tab toh bhai hi kahungi :D
me: to main hasunga :)
abhi to marriage proposal ko aadha ghanta nahi hua aur bhai :D
Sameena: haan bhai
me: jao baat nai karunga tumse :(
Sameena: yippiieeee bye
me: pata hai, main bahut bore karta hu : D
Sameena: haan
bhai kaha gaye
3 hours later
me: boss aa gaya tha fir se :(
3rd June, 2009
me: hii beautiful
Sameena: hiiii idiot :P
me: idiots ki to movie ban rahi hai :D
its good to be so and tension nai lena padta :D
Sameena: haan
me: to tum bahar ghumti nahi, ya fri sirf online hi pure din :D
Sameena: wait m busy now
22 minutes later
me: busy ya still chatting ?
Sameena: busy
me: kaun se project me ??
bout 3 hours later
me: i love you sweetheart :)
Sameena: same to u idiot
me: ohh tum ho sorry sorry… dusri window me likhna tha :D
Sameena: pata tha.
idiot
me: ab tum bhi bolo k dusri window me likhna tha lol
Sameena: nahi maine tumhe hi kaha paresh bhai
me: :( roj aake muje marti hai words se :P
Sameena: toh?
me: to kya samne hoti to main teri
Sameena: aarti utarta, hai na ?
i knew it m gr8
me: main teri naak par ek jor se…..tum hi batao kiss karu ya katu :P
Sameena: chup kar. bachchi ki darata hai, paap chadega
me: bachhi ko kiss karne se paap :D decide karo tum bachhi ho ya badi :D
Sameena: bachchi. obviously
me: to fir kyu gande khayal mann me lati ho :D
Sameena: chup kar na
4th June, 2009
me: hii beautiful :)
Sameena: hi
me: kal kyu bhag gayi thi ?
Sameena: aise hi
me: maine boss aaya likha isliye na :D
Sameena: nai
me: to mummy ne hamari chat padh li peechhe se :P ??
Sameena: huh
me: tum huh bolti ho to muje
Sameena: kya
me: jaane do fir gussa aayega tumhe lol
Sameena: bolo na
me: tumhe kaat ne ko mann karta hai :P
bol diya bol diya :D
isiliye kehta tha mat bulvao :(
ab baat bhi karne nahi milegi :(
Monday, 26 October 2009
Basanti kutto ke saamne nai nachti !!!!!
21st November, 2008
me: hii beautiful
bolo na baby
m so lonely
nd nobody's talking me :(
see u after tea
52 minutes later
me: hii gorgeous
baat nahi karogi ?
wo ladka kaun tha jo tujse pyaar karta hai :D
Sameena: bf
me: really? sorry thn ab main tumhe line nahi marunga
bad luck :( dont add me
Sameena: thnk q
me: its ok
24th November, 2008
me: hii
Sameena: bye
me: :(
25th November, 2008
me: hii gorgeous :)
hw r u today :)
m nt flirting, baat to kar sakti ho
1 hour later
me: muje dekhte hi offline :x
about 3 hours later
me: lo main aa gaya. ab rona band karo :D
kya type kar rahi thi :)
aaja main hawao pe bitha k le chalu
..........
tu hi to meri dost hai.........
ye tumhari meri baate........hamesha yu hi ,,,,,, chalti rahe.........
Sameena: kya hai????????????????????
me: tum bolti nai to main kya karu :D
Sameena: tum bhi mat bolo
me: bol kahan raha hu, m singing :D :P
Sameena: thts not funny....anyways
me: to kaisa song chahie :)
pehli nazar me aisa jadoo kar diya......
tera ban baitha hai mera jiya...
Sameena: shut up......!!!!!!!!!
me: to ab dance karu kya :D
shut up and dance........!!!!!!!
btw ur new dp is very nice
7 minutes later
me: kiske saath busy ho
Sameena: bf
tumse matlab
me: main bhi to boy hu and ur frnd…boyfrnd :D
27th November, 2008
me: hii beautiful
5 minutes later
Sameena: thts a good news
me: wat ? tht u r beautiful :P
Sameena: u r banned...or orkut id banned,.....
me: he he he thts nt so. admin. has done smthng tht i cant post, i can only read forums etc.
about 5 hours later
me: hii gorgeous
14 minutes later
me: bolti kyu nai
17 minutes later
Sameena: :P
me: :)
Sameena: congrats
me: same to u :D
fir chup ?
28th November, 2008
me: hii
muh to chhupa diya, baat to karo
Sameena: kyn?
me: time pass :D nai karna ?
13 minutes later
me: haa to kya kah rahi thi tum ?
14 minutes later
me: tum gungi ho kya :D
Sameena: just shut up
me: bt muje dance nai aata :D
29th November, 2008
me: hiii gorgeous
fir se gungi ho gayi :D
bout 1 hour later
me: sameenaaaaaaaaaaaaa
bout 2 hours later
me: kya karti ho pura din online ?
jawab nai dogi to main fir se frnd request kar dunga, aur flirting bhi karunga pj me :P
Sameena: shut up
me: kitne saal ki ho gayee tum, abhi sirf 2 hi wrd sikhi ho :D
1st December, 2008
me: hii shutup girl :D
Sameena: shut up
me: kuchh aur to bolo baby. kya ek hi word pe atki ho ?
9 minutes later
me: lo main fir se aa gaya :D
Sameena: toh main kya karun
me: nach basanti nach :D
Sameena: kutton ke samne nahi naachti...........first u log out thn i will dance
me: :x bt basanti naachti to hai hi na :D
ok then record ur dance nd mail me :P
(now she read my last lines after about 1 hour and replied)
Sameena: shut up
3rd December, 2008
me: hii sunti ho basanti :D
18 minutes later
me: veeru k kya khabar hai btw :P
Sameena: shut up
me: i love u :D
5th December, 2008
me: hello beautiful
Sameena: shut up
me: kabhi to kuchh naya bolo
bolo na dear
35 minutes later
me: m here for you sweetheart :)
Sameena: wat sweetheart?????????????????
me: dont like it ?
Sameena: nope
me: coz u added me again :)
i mean i called so as u r my frnd again
Sameena: okkk
me: bf is busy kya ?
bt wy sorry ?? just read ur scrap :D
Sameena: aise hi.....just wanted to say sorry to u
me: no need to. mischief to main karta tha na :D
Sameena: okk
me: don like this word "OK"
Sameena: okkkkkkkkkkk :D
me: i forgot. u study ?
Sameena: ya i study toh
me: school ?
Sameena: no college
me: us bf ki kya news hai ?
Sameena: achchi hai
me: bad luck :( is he in same college ?
Sameena: oyeeee
nope :(
me: vaise i hv nt seen u. why shud i get emotional ?
Sameena: ohh Goddddd
me: this happens to me all the time like i listen to a program on radio everyday nd i find myself attached to the RJ
5 minutes later
me: office hours over
Sameena: ok gr8
me: kya kare. ghar pe jaake akele makhiya marenge :D
tum kya karti ho shaam ko ?
Sameena: ghar ke kaam
me: sachhi :D tum kaam bhi karti ho , ghar ka :D
Sameena: toh aur kya be
me: be ?? be bolna kahan se sikhi :)
Sameena: frnds se
me: lolz good good. aur kaun si gaaliya aati hai ?
Sameena: yeh gali hai kya???????????
me: chhoti wali hai. bt considered bad manners u see :D
Sameena: ohhhhh sorry
me: i like it. just bata raha tha, in general. maine kisi ladki ko nahi suna aisa bolte thts why
5 minutes later
me: kahan gayee ?
ok i hv to leave nw see ya tomorrow
Sameena: byee
me: :)
me: hii beautiful
bolo na baby
m so lonely
nd nobody's talking me :(
see u after tea
52 minutes later
me: hii gorgeous
baat nahi karogi ?
wo ladka kaun tha jo tujse pyaar karta hai :D
Sameena: bf
me: really? sorry thn ab main tumhe line nahi marunga
bad luck :( dont add me
Sameena: thnk q
me: its ok
24th November, 2008
me: hii
Sameena: bye
me: :(
25th November, 2008
me: hii gorgeous :)
hw r u today :)
m nt flirting, baat to kar sakti ho
1 hour later
me: muje dekhte hi offline :x
about 3 hours later
me: lo main aa gaya. ab rona band karo :D
kya type kar rahi thi :)
aaja main hawao pe bitha k le chalu
..........
tu hi to meri dost hai.........
ye tumhari meri baate........hamesha yu hi ,,,,,, chalti rahe.........
Sameena: kya hai????????????????????
me: tum bolti nai to main kya karu :D
Sameena: tum bhi mat bolo
me: bol kahan raha hu, m singing :D :P
Sameena: thts not funny....anyways
me: to kaisa song chahie :)
pehli nazar me aisa jadoo kar diya......
tera ban baitha hai mera jiya...
Sameena: shut up......!!!!!!!!!
me: to ab dance karu kya :D
shut up and dance........!!!!!!!
btw ur new dp is very nice
7 minutes later
me: kiske saath busy ho
Sameena: bf
tumse matlab
me: main bhi to boy hu and ur frnd…boyfrnd :D
27th November, 2008
me: hii beautiful
5 minutes later
Sameena: thts a good news
me: wat ? tht u r beautiful :P
Sameena: u r banned...or orkut id banned,.....
me: he he he thts nt so. admin. has done smthng tht i cant post, i can only read forums etc.
about 5 hours later
me: hii gorgeous
14 minutes later
me: bolti kyu nai
17 minutes later
Sameena: :P
me: :)
Sameena: congrats
me: same to u :D
fir chup ?
28th November, 2008
me: hii
muh to chhupa diya, baat to karo
Sameena: kyn?
me: time pass :D nai karna ?
13 minutes later
me: haa to kya kah rahi thi tum ?
14 minutes later
me: tum gungi ho kya :D
Sameena: just shut up
me: bt muje dance nai aata :D
29th November, 2008
me: hiii gorgeous
fir se gungi ho gayi :D
bout 1 hour later
me: sameenaaaaaaaaaaaaa
bout 2 hours later
me: kya karti ho pura din online ?
jawab nai dogi to main fir se frnd request kar dunga, aur flirting bhi karunga pj me :P
Sameena: shut up
me: kitne saal ki ho gayee tum, abhi sirf 2 hi wrd sikhi ho :D
1st December, 2008
me: hii shutup girl :D
Sameena: shut up
me: kuchh aur to bolo baby. kya ek hi word pe atki ho ?
9 minutes later
me: lo main fir se aa gaya :D
Sameena: toh main kya karun
me: nach basanti nach :D
Sameena: kutton ke samne nahi naachti...........first u log out thn i will dance
me: :x bt basanti naachti to hai hi na :D
ok then record ur dance nd mail me :P
(now she read my last lines after about 1 hour and replied)
Sameena: shut up
3rd December, 2008
me: hii sunti ho basanti :D
18 minutes later
me: veeru k kya khabar hai btw :P
Sameena: shut up
me: i love u :D
5th December, 2008
me: hello beautiful
Sameena: shut up
me: kabhi to kuchh naya bolo
bolo na dear
35 minutes later
me: m here for you sweetheart :)
Sameena: wat sweetheart?????????????????
me: dont like it ?
Sameena: nope
me: coz u added me again :)
i mean i called so as u r my frnd again
Sameena: okkk
me: bf is busy kya ?
bt wy sorry ?? just read ur scrap :D
Sameena: aise hi.....just wanted to say sorry to u
me: no need to. mischief to main karta tha na :D
Sameena: okk
me: don like this word "OK"
Sameena: okkkkkkkkkkk :D
me: i forgot. u study ?
Sameena: ya i study toh
me: school ?
Sameena: no college
me: us bf ki kya news hai ?
Sameena: achchi hai
me: bad luck :( is he in same college ?
Sameena: oyeeee
nope :(
me: vaise i hv nt seen u. why shud i get emotional ?
Sameena: ohh Goddddd
me: this happens to me all the time like i listen to a program on radio everyday nd i find myself attached to the RJ
5 minutes later
me: office hours over
Sameena: ok gr8
me: kya kare. ghar pe jaake akele makhiya marenge :D
tum kya karti ho shaam ko ?
Sameena: ghar ke kaam
me: sachhi :D tum kaam bhi karti ho , ghar ka :D
Sameena: toh aur kya be
me: be ?? be bolna kahan se sikhi :)
Sameena: frnds se
me: lolz good good. aur kaun si gaaliya aati hai ?
Sameena: yeh gali hai kya???????????
me: chhoti wali hai. bt considered bad manners u see :D
Sameena: ohhhhh sorry
me: i like it. just bata raha tha, in general. maine kisi ladki ko nahi suna aisa bolte thts why
5 minutes later
me: kahan gayee ?
ok i hv to leave nw see ya tomorrow
Sameena: byee
me: :)
the Shut Up gal !!!!
10th November, 2008
me: hii gorgeous ! kitni gorgeous ho wo to dikhao :P
upload ur image here. this is quite private na ?
11th November, 2008
me: good morning beautiful :)
12th November, 2008
Sameena: hi
me: hii beautifull, kal kahan thi ?
btw thnks for adding ( me in your orkut friends’ list)
Sameena: ya ya i knw
ur pic???
me: yeah its me paresh :D
nw ur turn :)
Sameena: kk
its me sameena :D
me: pehle photo dikhate hai baad me bolte hai dialogue :D
Sameena: main aise nai karti....m different u knw
me: boss
Sameena: kk
14th November, 2008
me: hii gorgeous
Sameena: hi
me: kya kaha tha kal maine to gussa ho gayee thi :)
Sameena: yaad nahi :P
me: lolz
u were nt online ystrdy ?
Sameena: haan ..........kyun
me: bas aise hi. kal chutti thi
Sameena: kk
me: tune apna face abhi nai dikhaya :)
1 minute later
me: kis se baat kar rahi ho ??
Sameena: frnd
me: girl ?
Sameena: nahi...............:D
:D
me: i dont like this. jab mujse baat karo to sab ko bhul jao :)
Sameena: sab yehi kehte hain
me: ok thnmat bhulo :D
1 minute later
i love u sameena
Sameena: toh?
me: to would u like to marry this year or next yr :D
or u just want to hv an affair :P
or maybe u think i m flirting :)
so
Sameena: kya hai
me: ?? u dont want to talk to me :(
Sameena: ab nahi
me: kyu ? maine kuchh galat kaha ?
kuchh to kaho sweetie
Sameena: bye
me: :(
u r so
i ll go and hv a smoke :(
Sameena: u r so wat?
15th November, 2009
me: hii beautiful :)
sameena: hi
me: kal kyu achanak bhaag gayee ?
sameena: aise hi
me: m calling u. just say hi
sameena: no
me: bol na
sharm aati hai ??
sameena: haan :P
me: or u r fake :D ??
sameena: jo samjhoooooooooooooo
byeeeeeeeeee
me: fir bye. kya hua. ab tum sirf hii nahi bologi to kya kahu ?
sameena: hiiiiiiii lo bol diya
me: aise nahi. apni cute voice me :P
bologi ? to call karu :)
sameena: no
me: m nt getting. its so easy. just go close to mic and open ur mouth, use tongue and sm of the teeth and utter “hii”
sameena: shut up
me: thts all :D
main bhi bolunga. promise :)
sameena: mujhe tumse baat nahi karni hai bye
me: chhodo fir, chat to karo
sameena: karungi par ab call mat karna
me: see m searching for smone to marry :P
sameena: huh?
me: i mean i need to knw u better thn i must talk to u, nt jst chat. wats u r age ?
sameena: 2
me: hw cute. baby ne doodh pi liya :D
aaj kal ki bachhi,, 2 saal se hi orkuting :D
1 minute later
baby so gayee kya :D
sameena: ZzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz
me: teri naak beh rahi hai
sameena: chiiiiiiiii
me: mom se bol saaf kare :D
2 saal me sab chalta hai dont worry :D
fir kahan kho gayee ? apne bf k saath ?
sameena: chuppppppppp
me: baby tu abhi 2 saal ki hai. chup nahi bol sakti :D
sameena: ufffffffffffffooooooooooooo
me: uffffffffooo bhi nai :D
sameena: byeee
me: bye bol sakti hai, bt abhi nahi :D
2 minutes later
did u call me ? dont knw hw to reply :D nd m in office baby :)
4 minutes later
sameena: toh ?
16th November, 2008
me: hii beautiful
24 minutes later
Sameena: hi gorgeous
me: lolz ladke ko wo nai kehte baby
Sameena: achcha
me: handsome bolo. vaise main hu nahi itna :D
Sameena: haan pata hai
me: hv to restart, hold on
Sameena: kk
43 minutes later
me: hey gorgeous
Sameena: hi
me: abhi koi muje pooch raha tha
Sameena: kya
me: tumhare us thread k baare me. wat happend tht day ? i just dont knw
Sameena: kaunsa thread
me: tht i dont remember bt sheela ne kuchh line maarne ki comment ki thi, fir maine reply diya tha, remember ? then i went home and the whole thing was deleted next day
Sameena: haan....toh
me: i dont knw wat happend in night. no one's telling me and sheela unjoined community : (
Sameena: chhodo na forget it
me: arre yaar..sab aisa kyu kehte hai.
btw this pic is too cute, i love it
Sameena: kaunsa? orkut wala ?
me: yes
Sameena: thnks
kuch likh rahe the
me: tumne bataya nai, kya hua tha us din
Sameena: mujhe nahi pata
me: leave it
Sameena: maine search kiya tha woh thread, par mila nahi
me: then ?
bt u were present wen smthng hapend. u must b knwing
Sameena: nahi....main nahi thi
me: its like a mystery for me. meri post se sab hua aur muje hi pata nahi kya hua :D
btw tumne satrdy call kiya tha bt u didnt speak why ?
Sameena: maine call nahi kiya tha
me: really ?
Sameena: haan
me: i was dreaming then :D
ab tum mere sapne me aane lagi :P
Sameena: maybe
me: din me :P
Sameena: main nahi thi
me: dont say koi aur tha tere id se :D
Sameena: ho bhi sakta hai
me: thts horrible
2 minutes later
me: once again gone abruptly
1 mintue later
Sameena: kya?
me: kya matlab koi aur ho sakta hai ka ?
Sameena: haan....ho "sakta" hai
me: thn i wont talk to u
Sameena: kyun
me: i like chatting with girls only
nd not to liers anywy
Sameena: who liar? :O
me: if smone's a boy and makes girl's profile, thts a terrible lie
u knw hw shocking to chat with man thinking he's a girl ?
Sameena: chiiiiiii
me: ya thts hw it feels. thts wy i wanted to hear u
Sameena: dont like such ppl
me: nd aasked ur mobile no
Sameena: i cant give u tht par m not a man
me: bt u can chat
Sameena: eukkkkkkkkk
me: u can receive call nd say hi, thts enough
Sameena: par kyn
me: to be sure bout u
think if i tell things which shud hv been told to a girl nd u turn out to b a guy
Sameena: excuse me. baat karni hai karo...........else bye
me: mood kharab hai, kal se. i feel like breaking things, smhow controlled myself
Sameena: thts ur porb
me: i knw. i just told to make clear my situation so tht u can understand
Sameena: leave it
me: offline again
tell bout u then
sunti ho ?????
7 minutes later
me: to tum nahi bologi :)
Sameena: nahi
me: hw sweet
i like ur style of saying "nahi" :P
Sameena: :P
me: so can i see hw gorgeous u acturally are :P
btw u knw shona ?
Sameena: kya
me: shona wo miss style diva contest wali
she added me u knw :)
Sameena: toh laddoo bato.......mujhe kya bata rahe ho
me: wo to bat chuke. tumne nahi khaya :D
ohh baby…. i ll get u sm chocolate
Sameena: chup
me: then ice cream ? wat u like ?
think i ve to leave nw
good night see ya later :)
17th November, 2008
me: hey gorgeous..u deleted me ?? why ?
i love u still ;)
about 5 hours later, I’m about to leave office
Sameena: wats ur prob
me: what ? no prob.
Sameena: reply me
me: u hv any :)
tell me
kaho na
18th November, 2008
me: good mrng gorgeous :)
few hours later
me: hi gorgeous, wats ur prob ?
me: hello beautiful, padhai kab karogi, kitna online rehti ho :)
Sameena: aaapse matlab
me: i care for u :) wy u deleted me ?
Sameena: i dont care for u so
me: :( still i like u ;)
Sameena: so wat?
me: i voted u for twice. bt u deleted wthout reason
Sameena: but u were in favor of shona
me: who said ? i voted for u tht u knw. hw did i favour her :D
is tht wy u got angry with me :)
19th November, 2008
me: hii gorgeous :)
Sameena: bye
me: ?? aate hi bye :D u mean end me hii bologi :D ab reverse me chat start karo :)
5 hours later, after office hours maybe
me: hii beautiful
Sameena: hi
me: tumhara naam kya hai sameena :D
Sameena: sameena
me: tht was pj :)
Sameena: so
me: nthng. wat u did all day ?
Sameena: nthing
me: just like me :P
Sameena: k
me: tumne sirf 1 hi word likhne ki kasam khayi hai kya :D
Sameena: yes
me: interesting
Sameena: yeah
me: or trying to generate interest :D
Sameena: shut up
me: u shut up
:) dont mind
Sameena: bye
me: just kidding. arre ruk na, main to majak kar raha tha
Sameena: ok
me: maine to kaha tum jyada bolo. dont shut up :D
Sameena: ok
me: ab kuchh bolo bhi
Sameena: kya bolun
me: kuchh bhi like… wt u liked in me, wy u deleted me nd why added again
wat u like, wt u dont like etc
20th November, 2008
me: hii gorgeous :P
Sameena: hi beautiful :D
me: thnku thnkyou :)
Sameena: chiiiiiii
me: wat ? why ? hw ?
Sameena: chi chi
me: chichi nahi i m paresh :D
Sameena: maybe
me: wat maybge ?
m nt telling tht i m salman khan :D
Sameena: ok
me: dont like this word. better nt use with me
Sameena: ok :D
me: as u wish cutie pie :P
hw s life going ?
Sameena: m gr8
me: knw u r. i mean tell more bout u
Sameena: kya bataun be
me: be ?? hw rude
Sameena: hw sweet
me: kal tune muje pagal kaha tha ?
Sameena: kab kaha be
me: be ?? i hv a doubt tht u r a guy :D ladkiya be nahi bolti
Sameena: toh baat mat karo na mujhse
me: see m serious, ok, if u r nt a gal plz tell nw
Sameena: just shut up
me: good. thts like a girl :D
dont knw sab muje shut up kyu bolti hai :P
Sameena: bakwaas karte ho tabhi bolti hain
me: to tum batao kya baat kare ?
Sameena: tum batao
me: sex ?
lolz i knew it :D sharma gayee na ;)
me: hii gorgeous ! kitni gorgeous ho wo to dikhao :P
upload ur image here. this is quite private na ?
11th November, 2008
me: good morning beautiful :)
12th November, 2008
Sameena: hi
me: hii beautifull, kal kahan thi ?
btw thnks for adding ( me in your orkut friends’ list)
Sameena: ya ya i knw
ur pic???
me: yeah its me paresh :D
nw ur turn :)
Sameena: kk
its me sameena :D
me: pehle photo dikhate hai baad me bolte hai dialogue :D
Sameena: main aise nai karti....m different u knw
me: boss
Sameena: kk
14th November, 2008
me: hii gorgeous
Sameena: hi
me: kya kaha tha kal maine to gussa ho gayee thi :)
Sameena: yaad nahi :P
me: lolz
u were nt online ystrdy ?
Sameena: haan ..........kyun
me: bas aise hi. kal chutti thi
Sameena: kk
me: tune apna face abhi nai dikhaya :)
1 minute later
me: kis se baat kar rahi ho ??
Sameena: frnd
me: girl ?
Sameena: nahi...............:D
:D
me: i dont like this. jab mujse baat karo to sab ko bhul jao :)
Sameena: sab yehi kehte hain
me: ok thnmat bhulo :D
1 minute later
i love u sameena
Sameena: toh?
me: to would u like to marry this year or next yr :D
or u just want to hv an affair :P
or maybe u think i m flirting :)
so
Sameena: kya hai
me: ?? u dont want to talk to me :(
Sameena: ab nahi
me: kyu ? maine kuchh galat kaha ?
kuchh to kaho sweetie
Sameena: bye
me: :(
u r so
i ll go and hv a smoke :(
Sameena: u r so wat?
15th November, 2009
me: hii beautiful :)
sameena: hi
me: kal kyu achanak bhaag gayee ?
sameena: aise hi
me: m calling u. just say hi
sameena: no
me: bol na
sharm aati hai ??
sameena: haan :P
me: or u r fake :D ??
sameena: jo samjhoooooooooooooo
byeeeeeeeeee
me: fir bye. kya hua. ab tum sirf hii nahi bologi to kya kahu ?
sameena: hiiiiiiii lo bol diya
me: aise nahi. apni cute voice me :P
bologi ? to call karu :)
sameena: no
me: m nt getting. its so easy. just go close to mic and open ur mouth, use tongue and sm of the teeth and utter “hii”
sameena: shut up
me: thts all :D
main bhi bolunga. promise :)
sameena: mujhe tumse baat nahi karni hai bye
me: chhodo fir, chat to karo
sameena: karungi par ab call mat karna
me: see m searching for smone to marry :P
sameena: huh?
me: i mean i need to knw u better thn i must talk to u, nt jst chat. wats u r age ?
sameena: 2
me: hw cute. baby ne doodh pi liya :D
aaj kal ki bachhi,, 2 saal se hi orkuting :D
1 minute later
baby so gayee kya :D
sameena: ZzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz
me: teri naak beh rahi hai
sameena: chiiiiiiiii
me: mom se bol saaf kare :D
2 saal me sab chalta hai dont worry :D
fir kahan kho gayee ? apne bf k saath ?
sameena: chuppppppppp
me: baby tu abhi 2 saal ki hai. chup nahi bol sakti :D
sameena: ufffffffffffffooooooooooooo
me: uffffffffooo bhi nai :D
sameena: byeee
me: bye bol sakti hai, bt abhi nahi :D
2 minutes later
did u call me ? dont knw hw to reply :D nd m in office baby :)
4 minutes later
sameena: toh ?
16th November, 2008
me: hii beautiful
24 minutes later
Sameena: hi gorgeous
me: lolz ladke ko wo nai kehte baby
Sameena: achcha
me: handsome bolo. vaise main hu nahi itna :D
Sameena: haan pata hai
me: hv to restart, hold on
Sameena: kk
43 minutes later
me: hey gorgeous
Sameena: hi
me: abhi koi muje pooch raha tha
Sameena: kya
me: tumhare us thread k baare me. wat happend tht day ? i just dont knw
Sameena: kaunsa thread
me: tht i dont remember bt sheela ne kuchh line maarne ki comment ki thi, fir maine reply diya tha, remember ? then i went home and the whole thing was deleted next day
Sameena: haan....toh
me: i dont knw wat happend in night. no one's telling me and sheela unjoined community : (
Sameena: chhodo na forget it
me: arre yaar..sab aisa kyu kehte hai.
btw this pic is too cute, i love it
Sameena: kaunsa? orkut wala ?
me: yes
Sameena: thnks
kuch likh rahe the
me: tumne bataya nai, kya hua tha us din
Sameena: mujhe nahi pata
me: leave it
Sameena: maine search kiya tha woh thread, par mila nahi
me: then ?
bt u were present wen smthng hapend. u must b knwing
Sameena: nahi....main nahi thi
me: its like a mystery for me. meri post se sab hua aur muje hi pata nahi kya hua :D
btw tumne satrdy call kiya tha bt u didnt speak why ?
Sameena: maine call nahi kiya tha
me: really ?
Sameena: haan
me: i was dreaming then :D
ab tum mere sapne me aane lagi :P
Sameena: maybe
me: din me :P
Sameena: main nahi thi
me: dont say koi aur tha tere id se :D
Sameena: ho bhi sakta hai
me: thts horrible
2 minutes later
me: once again gone abruptly
1 mintue later
Sameena: kya?
me: kya matlab koi aur ho sakta hai ka ?
Sameena: haan....ho "sakta" hai
me: thn i wont talk to u
Sameena: kyun
me: i like chatting with girls only
nd not to liers anywy
Sameena: who liar? :O
me: if smone's a boy and makes girl's profile, thts a terrible lie
u knw hw shocking to chat with man thinking he's a girl ?
Sameena: chiiiiiii
me: ya thts hw it feels. thts wy i wanted to hear u
Sameena: dont like such ppl
me: nd aasked ur mobile no
Sameena: i cant give u tht par m not a man
me: bt u can chat
Sameena: eukkkkkkkkk
me: u can receive call nd say hi, thts enough
Sameena: par kyn
me: to be sure bout u
think if i tell things which shud hv been told to a girl nd u turn out to b a guy
Sameena: excuse me. baat karni hai karo...........else bye
me: mood kharab hai, kal se. i feel like breaking things, smhow controlled myself
Sameena: thts ur porb
me: i knw. i just told to make clear my situation so tht u can understand
Sameena: leave it
me: offline again
tell bout u then
sunti ho ?????
7 minutes later
me: to tum nahi bologi :)
Sameena: nahi
me: hw sweet
i like ur style of saying "nahi" :P
Sameena: :P
me: so can i see hw gorgeous u acturally are :P
btw u knw shona ?
Sameena: kya
me: shona wo miss style diva contest wali
she added me u knw :)
Sameena: toh laddoo bato.......mujhe kya bata rahe ho
me: wo to bat chuke. tumne nahi khaya :D
ohh baby…. i ll get u sm chocolate
Sameena: chup
me: then ice cream ? wat u like ?
think i ve to leave nw
good night see ya later :)
17th November, 2008
me: hey gorgeous..u deleted me ?? why ?
i love u still ;)
about 5 hours later, I’m about to leave office
Sameena: wats ur prob
me: what ? no prob.
Sameena: reply me
me: u hv any :)
tell me
kaho na
18th November, 2008
me: good mrng gorgeous :)
few hours later
me: hi gorgeous, wats ur prob ?
me: hello beautiful, padhai kab karogi, kitna online rehti ho :)
Sameena: aaapse matlab
me: i care for u :) wy u deleted me ?
Sameena: i dont care for u so
me: :( still i like u ;)
Sameena: so wat?
me: i voted u for twice. bt u deleted wthout reason
Sameena: but u were in favor of shona
me: who said ? i voted for u tht u knw. hw did i favour her :D
is tht wy u got angry with me :)
19th November, 2008
me: hii gorgeous :)
Sameena: bye
me: ?? aate hi bye :D u mean end me hii bologi :D ab reverse me chat start karo :)
5 hours later, after office hours maybe
me: hii beautiful
Sameena: hi
me: tumhara naam kya hai sameena :D
Sameena: sameena
me: tht was pj :)
Sameena: so
me: nthng. wat u did all day ?
Sameena: nthing
me: just like me :P
Sameena: k
me: tumne sirf 1 hi word likhne ki kasam khayi hai kya :D
Sameena: yes
me: interesting
Sameena: yeah
me: or trying to generate interest :D
Sameena: shut up
me: u shut up
:) dont mind
Sameena: bye
me: just kidding. arre ruk na, main to majak kar raha tha
Sameena: ok
me: maine to kaha tum jyada bolo. dont shut up :D
Sameena: ok
me: ab kuchh bolo bhi
Sameena: kya bolun
me: kuchh bhi like… wt u liked in me, wy u deleted me nd why added again
wat u like, wt u dont like etc
20th November, 2008
me: hii gorgeous :P
Sameena: hi beautiful :D
me: thnku thnkyou :)
Sameena: chiiiiiii
me: wat ? why ? hw ?
Sameena: chi chi
me: chichi nahi i m paresh :D
Sameena: maybe
me: wat maybge ?
m nt telling tht i m salman khan :D
Sameena: ok
me: dont like this word. better nt use with me
Sameena: ok :D
me: as u wish cutie pie :P
hw s life going ?
Sameena: m gr8
me: knw u r. i mean tell more bout u
Sameena: kya bataun be
me: be ?? hw rude
Sameena: hw sweet
me: kal tune muje pagal kaha tha ?
Sameena: kab kaha be
me: be ?? i hv a doubt tht u r a guy :D ladkiya be nahi bolti
Sameena: toh baat mat karo na mujhse
me: see m serious, ok, if u r nt a gal plz tell nw
Sameena: just shut up
me: good. thts like a girl :D
dont knw sab muje shut up kyu bolti hai :P
Sameena: bakwaas karte ho tabhi bolti hain
me: to tum batao kya baat kare ?
Sameena: tum batao
me: sex ?
lolz i knew it :D sharma gayee na ;)
Saturday, 24 October 2009
Difference between Wife and Washing Machine !!!!!
14th August, 2009
me: hii sweety :P
hw r u
Rati: hello :)
me: had bath or not :D
Rati: wzzp?
yes :)
:D
me: i can smell the sandal wood soap :P
Rati: i used dove hehehe :D
me: ohh sorry
wo ruby ka hoga :D
Rati: ruby kya hota hai? blue colour ka jo hota hai wo wala ??
me: ruby ek khatarnak kisam ki ladki hoti hai, jo subah subah
Rati: k..
me: aapko uncle aur bhai bulake
Rati: kal bata rahe the wo wali na ?
me: irritate karti hai.
Rati: ohk cool
good for u :P
me: i like it actually, to be called uncle :P better thn bro
Rati: :P
me: mallika just logged in
Rati: good
say her my hello
me: she doesn't knw u so no need :)
Rati: frm ur side :P
so.. hw good is the morning?
me: nthng much different. m all alone in the 11 floor building. sm watchmen, sm lift men, sm electricity men lol
Rati: :) no females :P
Goo.d bach gayi wo sari ke sari
me: not even good looking males :(
Rati: :-/ u serious? :P
me: yes. to make u laugh…m serious :D
Rati: :D
me: i love that slant :P apni photo dikha na ;)
Rati: darr jaoge :P
me: really ? thn don’t. let the fun continue :P
Rati: good.. scared u away :)
me: :(
Rati: :)
me: anywy u r better thn ruby
Rati: y?
me: she's tellin i hv no brains :( bt like you calls me bro lol
Rati: phir bhi tum usse bhaav dete hoge na?
me: haa, check this
Rati: k..
me: “you're looking so hot, i was going to bite the monitorbt muh me mitti aa gayi, saaf nai kiya hai shayad ”
this I wrote to ruby lol
Rati: ye tumne bola tha kya?
me: who else can do it lol
Rati: i thot she said dat :P whr do u get these ideas though?
me: my hormones drive me :P
Rati: :D u ve got really strong ones then :P
roz bournvita peete hai kya woh ??
ahem ahem
me: dont like bournvita, actually i dont like milk
Rati: me too, i prefer hot chocolate
me: oohh wt r u upto ;) m geting aroused
Rati: ??
me: dont do this
Rati: what? now wat did i say?
me: never use “hot” wrds :P
Rati: ohk.. ill keep tht in mind :P
me: thnks. fir main gandi baate karunga nd u ll get hot :D
Rati: no way :D
me: u mean i should do it :D
Rati: no yaar so say more
Me: hold on
pee
Rati: stupid
5 minutes later
Rati: u back?
me: : (straight face smiley I learnt from mallika)
Rati: PJ club pe ho na? x-( (PJ club is a poor joke community)
me: Sofi’s come now
yeah ruby :P plus sofia here :D
Rati: ohk
me: u r acting like wife btw :D
Rati: lol
me: i like it :P
Rati: watevr
do u hav ny new cool taglines?
me: take mine “ When can you trust a man ? In handcuffed state” lol
Rati: :)
me: Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.
Rati: :D
lol
me: Love can be sordid only if you work at it - Brooke McEldowney
Rati: there was one more about love
"If you are not blind, you are not in love.. because love is blind"
me: u knw
Rati: wat?
me: i feel like i want to say i love you to smone every day bt i find no one :(
Rati: hw abt ur mom?
me: wo to hai bt i mean gf. its different.
Rati: hmm
me: btw mere latest poll me vote kiya ?
Rati: kaunsa?
me: wat women mean when they say kya main moti ho gayi hu
Rati: ill chck
me: i dont see ur comment. pata to chale u hv voted :)
Rati: call
me: ? wats ur phone no, i ll call u just now :P
Rati: :) papa ..wait a min
me: gotta smoke. see ya soon :)
22 minutes later
me: so
hello sunti ho ?
Rati: haan bolo
sory was a bit busy
me: bolo :(
cry
Rati: hmm
aur jor se :P
me: crying louder
Rati: aur jor se
me: sticky droplets from the nose
Rati: shirt se wipe it
me: lol
bt maine t shirt pehni hai, no sleeve :D
Rati: to pant se
me: naak tak pahunch nahi raha :(
Rati: jhuko na :P
me: no. fir main tumhara reply nai padh sakta :D
orkut se bhi sab bhaag gaye :(
Rati: good
me: :(
Rati: :(
:'(
me: why r u crying ? papa ne bola kuchh ?
Rati: no.. bcoz orkut pe koi nahi hai :P
me: cry
Rati: tere dost aaye dekh chat thread pe
me: cry louder
Rati: don cry..
me: koi nahi hai :(
btw wats the diff btwn wife and washing machine lol
Rati: umm.. let me think no idea
me: try, i need options to make the poll
Rati: ek husband ke kapde dhota hai.. doosri use hi dhoti hai :(
lame
wait a min
me: yes, thnks
Rati: A washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in.
got it on net
me: lol means ?
Rati: means??
me: wat is meant by load ?
Rati: don tell me u din get the meaning
me: sowie, tum sharma rahi ho so its clear now. i had sm doubt :)
Rati: ?? really?
me: mayb sm new angle :P
Rati: lolz
so wat options did u add?
me: wait
can i write customised hitting. is it funny ?
Rati: yes
me: thn machine doesn’t look for lipstick stains lol
Rati: :D
me: teri dhulai to bina sabun hogi. hows tht ?
tum batao tum kya gaaliya dogi aise poll creator ko
Rati: wait 10 mins
11 minutes later
Rati: haan bolo
sry haan talk :P
there?
me: yes. one option left, m searching for abuse as wives will get angry reading my poll
Rati: ohh..
me: kya ? no idea ?
(and she goes offline due to power cut maybe ! )
me: hii sweety :P
hw r u
Rati: hello :)
me: had bath or not :D
Rati: wzzp?
yes :)
:D
me: i can smell the sandal wood soap :P
Rati: i used dove hehehe :D
me: ohh sorry
wo ruby ka hoga :D
Rati: ruby kya hota hai? blue colour ka jo hota hai wo wala ??
me: ruby ek khatarnak kisam ki ladki hoti hai, jo subah subah
Rati: k..
me: aapko uncle aur bhai bulake
Rati: kal bata rahe the wo wali na ?
me: irritate karti hai.
Rati: ohk cool
good for u :P
me: i like it actually, to be called uncle :P better thn bro
Rati: :P
me: mallika just logged in
Rati: good
say her my hello
me: she doesn't knw u so no need :)
Rati: frm ur side :P
so.. hw good is the morning?
me: nthng much different. m all alone in the 11 floor building. sm watchmen, sm lift men, sm electricity men lol
Rati: :) no females :P
Goo.d bach gayi wo sari ke sari
me: not even good looking males :(
Rati: :-/ u serious? :P
me: yes. to make u laugh…m serious :D
Rati: :D
me: i love that slant :P apni photo dikha na ;)
Rati: darr jaoge :P
me: really ? thn don’t. let the fun continue :P
Rati: good.. scared u away :)
me: :(
Rati: :)
me: anywy u r better thn ruby
Rati: y?
me: she's tellin i hv no brains :( bt like you calls me bro lol
Rati: phir bhi tum usse bhaav dete hoge na?
me: haa, check this
Rati: k..
me: “you're looking so hot, i was going to bite the monitorbt muh me mitti aa gayi, saaf nai kiya hai shayad ”
this I wrote to ruby lol
Rati: ye tumne bola tha kya?
me: who else can do it lol
Rati: i thot she said dat :P whr do u get these ideas though?
me: my hormones drive me :P
Rati: :D u ve got really strong ones then :P
roz bournvita peete hai kya woh ??
ahem ahem
me: dont like bournvita, actually i dont like milk
Rati: me too, i prefer hot chocolate
me: oohh wt r u upto ;) m geting aroused
Rati: ??
me: dont do this
Rati: what? now wat did i say?
me: never use “hot” wrds :P
Rati: ohk.. ill keep tht in mind :P
me: thnks. fir main gandi baate karunga nd u ll get hot :D
Rati: no way :D
me: u mean i should do it :D
Rati: no yaar so say more
Me: hold on
pee
Rati: stupid
5 minutes later
Rati: u back?
me: : (straight face smiley I learnt from mallika)
Rati: PJ club pe ho na? x-( (PJ club is a poor joke community)
me: Sofi’s come now
yeah ruby :P plus sofia here :D
Rati: ohk
me: u r acting like wife btw :D
Rati: lol
me: i like it :P
Rati: watevr
do u hav ny new cool taglines?
me: take mine “ When can you trust a man ? In handcuffed state” lol
Rati: :)
me: Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.
Rati: :D
lol
me: Love can be sordid only if you work at it - Brooke McEldowney
Rati: there was one more about love
"If you are not blind, you are not in love.. because love is blind"
me: u knw
Rati: wat?
me: i feel like i want to say i love you to smone every day bt i find no one :(
Rati: hw abt ur mom?
me: wo to hai bt i mean gf. its different.
Rati: hmm
me: btw mere latest poll me vote kiya ?
Rati: kaunsa?
me: wat women mean when they say kya main moti ho gayi hu
Rati: ill chck
me: i dont see ur comment. pata to chale u hv voted :)
Rati: call
me: ? wats ur phone no, i ll call u just now :P
Rati: :) papa ..wait a min
me: gotta smoke. see ya soon :)
22 minutes later
me: so
hello sunti ho ?
Rati: haan bolo
sory was a bit busy
me: bolo :(
cry
Rati: hmm
aur jor se :P
me: crying louder
Rati: aur jor se
me: sticky droplets from the nose
Rati: shirt se wipe it
me: lol
bt maine t shirt pehni hai, no sleeve :D
Rati: to pant se
me: naak tak pahunch nahi raha :(
Rati: jhuko na :P
me: no. fir main tumhara reply nai padh sakta :D
orkut se bhi sab bhaag gaye :(
Rati: good
me: :(
Rati: :(
:'(
me: why r u crying ? papa ne bola kuchh ?
Rati: no.. bcoz orkut pe koi nahi hai :P
me: cry
Rati: tere dost aaye dekh chat thread pe
me: cry louder
Rati: don cry..
me: koi nahi hai :(
btw wats the diff btwn wife and washing machine lol
Rati: umm.. let me think no idea
me: try, i need options to make the poll
Rati: ek husband ke kapde dhota hai.. doosri use hi dhoti hai :(
lame
wait a min
me: yes, thnks
Rati: A washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in.
got it on net
me: lol means ?
Rati: means??
me: wat is meant by load ?
Rati: don tell me u din get the meaning
me: sowie, tum sharma rahi ho so its clear now. i had sm doubt :)
Rati: ?? really?
me: mayb sm new angle :P
Rati: lolz
so wat options did u add?
me: wait
can i write customised hitting. is it funny ?
Rati: yes
me: thn machine doesn’t look for lipstick stains lol
Rati: :D
me: teri dhulai to bina sabun hogi. hows tht ?
tum batao tum kya gaaliya dogi aise poll creator ko
Rati: wait 10 mins
11 minutes later
Rati: haan bolo
sry haan talk :P
there?
me: yes. one option left, m searching for abuse as wives will get angry reading my poll
Rati: ohh..
me: kya ? no idea ?
(and she goes offline due to power cut maybe ! )
Shaadi, Smoking and Spelling mistake
12th March, 2008
me: helloooooooooo bhag kyu gayee
archana: are its dc
me: ok so hw r u
archana: im f9 so hw r u
me: ek baat batao
archana: haan bolo
me: bolo mat bolo :)
my bp rises when i hear bolo, let me relax
archana: haan pucho
me: what is ur bad habit, sach sach batao
archana: i m very impulsive
me: like?
archana: i want every thing to happen fast
me: thats not bad. bad means e.g. smoking, drinking, got it?
archana: no way im away frm tht
me: think sm thing that u wanna do bt its illegal
archana: i wont do tht if its illlegal
me: ya i know bt frankly like i want to hv extra marital atffair for example.
laws r made by man not God :)
archana: yeah bt thts gonna affect ur life only initially. u may find every thing right bt latter on u wont
me: i dont think so, if i dont care bout my life why should others?????
archana: r u serious
me: ya sure. i ve got nothing left to do
archana: wht tht woman is doing
me: which? lol there's none. thats the prob.
archana: thts wht I asked u
me: means? i m not married btw n still i feel like extra marital :D
archana: tum bhi na dara dete ho kabhi kabhi
me: aur darau :P aaj subah na
archana: kya
me: main so raha tha, to ekdam se
archana: mat batao, muzhe nahi sunana
me: ok, sofia ko bataunga
archana: u boys why dnt like rules n regulation. always tend to break them
me: when rules wanna tie u, u gotta break ‘em, what else?
archana: i dnt kno, bt i feel we shd abide by d rules. the rules r for good
me: ok bt i wont marry i tell u. wna do it wthout marrying :)
archana: oh my god. bachao is ladke ko
me: bachakar swarg le jana…..apsara dekh ne :P
archana: u r Mr. impossible
me: i like impossible……mission imposible
archana: go ahead…bt dnt tell any body tht im ur frend
me: plz dont mind. main to aise baate karta rehata hu
dil pe mat le yaar :) i m a good boy n i dont discuss u with others so dont worry for that no one knows i ve a chat friend called archna :)
archana: its archAna (she notices her name wrongly spelt by me)
leave this im going. bt behave properly in ur life wid no bad habits
me: when i speak fast, its archna lolz
archana: dnt choose wrong path
me: depends on mood
archana: it may find good to u initially bt finally it makes our life hell
me: i ll go by diff route today by my scooter :D
archana: why diff route
me: for right path as u said :)
archana: always joking
me: if i get serious, tum fir se darr jaogi thats why
archana: ok chalo bye tc
me: u take care, law will take my care
archana: go to hell wid ur own feet
me: oh no fir se bura man gayee
archana: nahi yaar
me: to kya hua
archana: i cant see any body making their life hell
me: bt u said to do the same :)
archana: i ws angry. thts why i said like tht
me: so i touched ur heart :)
archana: i told u na, i cant see anybody going on wrong path, doing any thing wrong
me: what if it makes him happy
archana: bt thts wrong. and this happiness doesnt last for long, its temporary
1 minute later
archana: bye im going take care
18th March, 2008
me: hi sexy
archana: hi
me: i told u sexy n u said simple hi :(
archana: coz im nt sexy at all
me: its ok bt i meant call me smthing :)
archana: hi Mr. Paresh
me: thats better
dont u think Mr. can be used with surname only?
8 minutes later
me: hello
archana: haan
me: bolu ?
archana: haan
me: kya bolu? seen jodha akbar?
archana: haan good 1
me: i left bfore half hour, long one :D
archana: why
me: boring, cant get where the story is heading
archana: its good bt u have to concentrate
me: i did, i had nothing to do sunday evening so i decided to see 3 hour movie :D i need to remain engaged all the time n i cant sleep much so its hard to find activities
archana: true
31 minutes later
me: sorry boss called
archana: k
me: to fire me
archana: why
me: i wrk like govet servant, bt he wants to work like private company. isnt it unfair?
archana: hey bye going tc
me: byeeeeeeeeeeee
3rd April, 2008
me: good mrng, see my bad luck
archana: wht happened
me: ur online bt there''s work now. when i was free none was here to chat : (
archana: its ok
ohhh sad
me: so ur on leave?
archana: no exams
me: ???? urs or students :D
archana: students
me: exam me teachers ko chhuti hoti hai ? dont they hv to supervise?
archana: whn supervision is thr, i only go on tht day
me: tum kab se college teacher ho?
archana: 3 yrs
me: bura mat manana par, kabhi tumhara student se affair hua nahi?????
archana: shut up
no way. i treat them as student only
me: i told u not to mind bt still got shut up :(
archana: thik hain, nahi mind karti
me: dont know what to talk to u. i ll go to flirting again n again
archana: boys will remain boys
me: to man kab banenge :)
archana: shaadi hone ke baad
hey have u registerd ur self in matrimony
me: yes in lagan.com, u?
archana: good, so searching is going on na
me: i dont think if it can help
archana: why '
me: cant trust online for marriage
archana: no its good, try searching thr
me: boss says " aap khana nahi khate ? " break is bout to finish. must go n finish lunch :) see u
archana: bye
9th April, 2008
me: hey
archana: hi
me: so hw' s college?
archana: yeah fine
me: lunch time, cu later
30 minutes later
me: m bak : )
archana: so wat u had in lunch ?
me: i ve been smoking too much. so can t eat much
archana: shit
me: not shit. ate paratha
archana: plz quit this habit. why u smoke so heavily
me: dont know. actually i get alot of free time thats why. otherwise i smoked lesser
archana: so u can invest tht time. hobby classes r thr
do smthing an idle mind is devils home
dont smoke yaar
me: i can control during whole day as office work is there. bt in everning n nite i dont like anything. dont knw what to do
archana: 1st throw ur all cigarets away frm u. throw away ur lighter n order ur mind tht u r nt gonna smoke any further
me: hv u seen chashme baddur ?? the movie.
archana: no
me: farukh shekh is the hero, he's a professor, he smokes. the paanwala tells him " ye gandi aadat aap pe achhi nahi lagti" so he replies " when sm special girl enters my life n tells me to leave i ll leave it till then Shauk farmate hai !!!!"
archana: aisa bhi ho sakta hain ki woh spl ladki tumhari yeh aadat dekhakar paas hi na aaye
me: ya thats good thinking. i ll hv to check it
archana: definitely. be good so excellent will happen wid u
me: i want to be bt ppl like the bad boy inside n wanna get it out
archana: u have to control ur mind thts it. all the things r thr in ur hand. if u decide firmly every thing is possible. if u dnt everything is impossible
me: i can surely quit bt u know i dont do things wthout motive. presently no motive to quit. when i ve got one i will quit
archana: dnt wait for any body to cm n will tell u to leave this 1
hey bye
me: bye
archana: tc
me: helloooooooooo bhag kyu gayee
archana: are its dc
me: ok so hw r u
archana: im f9 so hw r u
me: ek baat batao
archana: haan bolo
me: bolo mat bolo :)
my bp rises when i hear bolo, let me relax
archana: haan pucho
me: what is ur bad habit, sach sach batao
archana: i m very impulsive
me: like?
archana: i want every thing to happen fast
me: thats not bad. bad means e.g. smoking, drinking, got it?
archana: no way im away frm tht
me: think sm thing that u wanna do bt its illegal
archana: i wont do tht if its illlegal
me: ya i know bt frankly like i want to hv extra marital atffair for example.
laws r made by man not God :)
archana: yeah bt thts gonna affect ur life only initially. u may find every thing right bt latter on u wont
me: i dont think so, if i dont care bout my life why should others?????
archana: r u serious
me: ya sure. i ve got nothing left to do
archana: wht tht woman is doing
me: which? lol there's none. thats the prob.
archana: thts wht I asked u
me: means? i m not married btw n still i feel like extra marital :D
archana: tum bhi na dara dete ho kabhi kabhi
me: aur darau :P aaj subah na
archana: kya
me: main so raha tha, to ekdam se
archana: mat batao, muzhe nahi sunana
me: ok, sofia ko bataunga
archana: u boys why dnt like rules n regulation. always tend to break them
me: when rules wanna tie u, u gotta break ‘em, what else?
archana: i dnt kno, bt i feel we shd abide by d rules. the rules r for good
me: ok bt i wont marry i tell u. wna do it wthout marrying :)
archana: oh my god. bachao is ladke ko
me: bachakar swarg le jana…..apsara dekh ne :P
archana: u r Mr. impossible
me: i like impossible……mission imposible
archana: go ahead…bt dnt tell any body tht im ur frend
me: plz dont mind. main to aise baate karta rehata hu
dil pe mat le yaar :) i m a good boy n i dont discuss u with others so dont worry for that no one knows i ve a chat friend called archna :)
archana: its archAna (she notices her name wrongly spelt by me)
leave this im going. bt behave properly in ur life wid no bad habits
me: when i speak fast, its archna lolz
archana: dnt choose wrong path
me: depends on mood
archana: it may find good to u initially bt finally it makes our life hell
me: i ll go by diff route today by my scooter :D
archana: why diff route
me: for right path as u said :)
archana: always joking
me: if i get serious, tum fir se darr jaogi thats why
archana: ok chalo bye tc
me: u take care, law will take my care
archana: go to hell wid ur own feet
me: oh no fir se bura man gayee
archana: nahi yaar
me: to kya hua
archana: i cant see any body making their life hell
me: bt u said to do the same :)
archana: i ws angry. thts why i said like tht
me: so i touched ur heart :)
archana: i told u na, i cant see anybody going on wrong path, doing any thing wrong
me: what if it makes him happy
archana: bt thts wrong. and this happiness doesnt last for long, its temporary
1 minute later
archana: bye im going take care
18th March, 2008
me: hi sexy
archana: hi
me: i told u sexy n u said simple hi :(
archana: coz im nt sexy at all
me: its ok bt i meant call me smthing :)
archana: hi Mr. Paresh
me: thats better
dont u think Mr. can be used with surname only?
8 minutes later
me: hello
archana: haan
me: bolu ?
archana: haan
me: kya bolu? seen jodha akbar?
archana: haan good 1
me: i left bfore half hour, long one :D
archana: why
me: boring, cant get where the story is heading
archana: its good bt u have to concentrate
me: i did, i had nothing to do sunday evening so i decided to see 3 hour movie :D i need to remain engaged all the time n i cant sleep much so its hard to find activities
archana: true
31 minutes later
me: sorry boss called
archana: k
me: to fire me
archana: why
me: i wrk like govet servant, bt he wants to work like private company. isnt it unfair?
archana: hey bye going tc
me: byeeeeeeeeeeee
3rd April, 2008
me: good mrng, see my bad luck
archana: wht happened
me: ur online bt there''s work now. when i was free none was here to chat : (
archana: its ok
ohhh sad
me: so ur on leave?
archana: no exams
me: ???? urs or students :D
archana: students
me: exam me teachers ko chhuti hoti hai ? dont they hv to supervise?
archana: whn supervision is thr, i only go on tht day
me: tum kab se college teacher ho?
archana: 3 yrs
me: bura mat manana par, kabhi tumhara student se affair hua nahi?????
archana: shut up
no way. i treat them as student only
me: i told u not to mind bt still got shut up :(
archana: thik hain, nahi mind karti
me: dont know what to talk to u. i ll go to flirting again n again
archana: boys will remain boys
me: to man kab banenge :)
archana: shaadi hone ke baad
hey have u registerd ur self in matrimony
me: yes in lagan.com, u?
archana: good, so searching is going on na
me: i dont think if it can help
archana: why '
me: cant trust online for marriage
archana: no its good, try searching thr
me: boss says " aap khana nahi khate ? " break is bout to finish. must go n finish lunch :) see u
archana: bye
9th April, 2008
me: hey
archana: hi
me: so hw' s college?
archana: yeah fine
me: lunch time, cu later
30 minutes later
me: m bak : )
archana: so wat u had in lunch ?
me: i ve been smoking too much. so can t eat much
archana: shit
me: not shit. ate paratha
archana: plz quit this habit. why u smoke so heavily
me: dont know. actually i get alot of free time thats why. otherwise i smoked lesser
archana: so u can invest tht time. hobby classes r thr
do smthing an idle mind is devils home
dont smoke yaar
me: i can control during whole day as office work is there. bt in everning n nite i dont like anything. dont knw what to do
archana: 1st throw ur all cigarets away frm u. throw away ur lighter n order ur mind tht u r nt gonna smoke any further
me: hv u seen chashme baddur ?? the movie.
archana: no
me: farukh shekh is the hero, he's a professor, he smokes. the paanwala tells him " ye gandi aadat aap pe achhi nahi lagti" so he replies " when sm special girl enters my life n tells me to leave i ll leave it till then Shauk farmate hai !!!!"
archana: aisa bhi ho sakta hain ki woh spl ladki tumhari yeh aadat dekhakar paas hi na aaye
me: ya thats good thinking. i ll hv to check it
archana: definitely. be good so excellent will happen wid u
me: i want to be bt ppl like the bad boy inside n wanna get it out
archana: u have to control ur mind thts it. all the things r thr in ur hand. if u decide firmly every thing is possible. if u dnt everything is impossible
me: i can surely quit bt u know i dont do things wthout motive. presently no motive to quit. when i ve got one i will quit
archana: dnt wait for any body to cm n will tell u to leave this 1
hey bye
me: bye
archana: tc
Friday, 23 October 2009
i got 100 out of 100 !!
20th February, 2008
me: thats right, i want to marry Jenifer Lopez :D
archana: wht
me: reply to ur status msg (don’t remember exactly bt smthng regarding challenges in her status msg)
archana: ha ha ..................
me: hw's the challenge?
archana: hmmmmmmmm quite interesting
me: u r writing in (orkut) scrap book also? at the same time??
archana: haan kyon nahi, yeh bhi ek challenge hai
me: lol not easy to think on 2 tracks.
archana: i can. u kno tht is speciality of geminis, can handle many things symulltaneously
me: me too gemini by sun shine, virgo by moon shine. u?
archana: scorpio. bachake rehna
me: no need, just bite me :P
archana: really u too like challenges or wht
me: i forgot chalenge thing, thnking bout ur biting
archana: ohhhhhhhhhh u have to take medicine thn
me: which? darshna herbs?
archana: ha ha ha .................
me: so our birth days r close. which is urs?
archana: 30th may
me: u r 22 days older :)
archana: ohhhh gud, whts urs
me: 21 june
archana: k. so as u r younger, u hav to listen to me. Right ?
me: as u please ma'm :)
archana: thts like a gud boy
me: i doubt i m not so good :P
archana: as u r my frend u hav to. so had lunch ???
me: i wish, bt the nature ?
ya, ganda khana tha, baju ki hotel me
archana: haan. so hows ur coleague
sorry
me: u mean who told me shut up?
archana: haan n complain
me: its ok now, things r normal. we dont talk at all
archana: k gud
me: what good ? i dont like her
archana: kudi marti hai tum par
haan to kuch nahi kar sakte
me: mar jane do :D
archana: ha ha ........... hey muze ek baat batao. whn u guys really commit a grl
me: when u dont feel like interested in any other girl :)
when u know that she's happy in ur happiness n so u try to make her happy
archana: ok
me: hw's that?
archana: bt u guys really afraid of marriage. dnt u ?
me: nt at all if the person above said is available, i ll marry tomorrow :)
archana: good.
no re u ppl say like tht bt i have seen many guys
i mean wid my frends, they really afraid to commit
me: no i m the committed type. maybet the legal tag causes them worry about marriage :)
archana: good, i like tht
me: u ve got LIve In relatins there
archana: they need to stay free
yeah in mumbai thr r many
me: thats when he or she hopes to get sm1 better
archana: i dnt kno better means wht u guys want. i feel if a guy wants to commit he will n if doesnt want to he wnt
me: just stay away fro sm time n check hw much u miss ur partner. can others fulfill his space?
archana: no not at all
me: this will answer to commit or not
archana: ohhhh thts gud. this answer i really like. good 1
me: this is not exam ma'm :D so hw many marks ?
archana: no nt like tht
me: say out of 10?
archana: 100 out of 100
10 out of 10
me: ur students never fail i guess :P
archana: woh to hote hai, lecture kahan baithte hai
me: what u think i ll get Jenifer ?
archana: haan definitely. bt may nt b Jenifer Lopez d actress, any Jenifer u will get
me: lol
to tumne bataya nahi mujhe kya karna hai?
archana: kis baareme
me: u said u r older, i m a good boy to mera kaha manoge? for what?
archana: no not like tht. i mean every time u hav to listen me
me: like wife :D
archana: tht ws jst a joke
me: will u marrry me then?
archana: r u joking ???
me: i mean
archana: wht u mean
me: if i follow sm1 else so much, meri wife ko kaisa lagega?
archana: ok. woh ab to nahi hai na, usko kaise pata chalega..
hey chal nw going, feeling bit sleepy
me: hello.. u know i chat from office
archana: haan
me: boss is angry now
archana: k go nw n do wrk
me: come after 5.30
archana: i will see
me: all girls tell the same thing, means i m not wrking na ?
archana: thts ur prob
bye tc
3rd March, 2008
me: hello ma'm
archana: hey hi
hw r u men
me: seeking women :P
archana: ha ha ..........
me: chhuti pe ho aaj?
archana: haan nt feeling tht well
me: me too not well. smoked a lot on sunday
archana: kyon
me: as usual. akelapan
archana: shadi karlo
me: ppl dont like me happy
archana: why r u so -ve
me: then why the problems pop up frm nowhere when i feel like i got rid of all ?
archana: keep ur head cool. ups n downs r part of life. this days will also go
me: i gotta go smoke
archana: jst leave this habit. its too bad
k hey gt to go bye tc
me: k bbye, tata cu take caresweet dreams, great day, lovely evening, peaceful night
me: thats right, i want to marry Jenifer Lopez :D
archana: wht
me: reply to ur status msg (don’t remember exactly bt smthng regarding challenges in her status msg)
archana: ha ha ..................
me: hw's the challenge?
archana: hmmmmmmmm quite interesting
me: u r writing in (orkut) scrap book also? at the same time??
archana: haan kyon nahi, yeh bhi ek challenge hai
me: lol not easy to think on 2 tracks.
archana: i can. u kno tht is speciality of geminis, can handle many things symulltaneously
me: me too gemini by sun shine, virgo by moon shine. u?
archana: scorpio. bachake rehna
me: no need, just bite me :P
archana: really u too like challenges or wht
me: i forgot chalenge thing, thnking bout ur biting
archana: ohhhhhhhhhh u have to take medicine thn
me: which? darshna herbs?
archana: ha ha ha .................
me: so our birth days r close. which is urs?
archana: 30th may
me: u r 22 days older :)
archana: ohhhh gud, whts urs
me: 21 june
archana: k. so as u r younger, u hav to listen to me. Right ?
me: as u please ma'm :)
archana: thts like a gud boy
me: i doubt i m not so good :P
archana: as u r my frend u hav to. so had lunch ???
me: i wish, bt the nature ?
ya, ganda khana tha, baju ki hotel me
archana: haan. so hows ur coleague
sorry
me: u mean who told me shut up?
archana: haan n complain
me: its ok now, things r normal. we dont talk at all
archana: k gud
me: what good ? i dont like her
archana: kudi marti hai tum par
haan to kuch nahi kar sakte
me: mar jane do :D
archana: ha ha ........... hey muze ek baat batao. whn u guys really commit a grl
me: when u dont feel like interested in any other girl :)
when u know that she's happy in ur happiness n so u try to make her happy
archana: ok
me: hw's that?
archana: bt u guys really afraid of marriage. dnt u ?
me: nt at all if the person above said is available, i ll marry tomorrow :)
archana: good.
no re u ppl say like tht bt i have seen many guys
i mean wid my frends, they really afraid to commit
me: no i m the committed type. maybet the legal tag causes them worry about marriage :)
archana: good, i like tht
me: u ve got LIve In relatins there
archana: they need to stay free
yeah in mumbai thr r many
me: thats when he or she hopes to get sm1 better
archana: i dnt kno better means wht u guys want. i feel if a guy wants to commit he will n if doesnt want to he wnt
me: just stay away fro sm time n check hw much u miss ur partner. can others fulfill his space?
archana: no not at all
me: this will answer to commit or not
archana: ohhhh thts gud. this answer i really like. good 1
me: this is not exam ma'm :D so hw many marks ?
archana: no nt like tht
me: say out of 10?
archana: 100 out of 100
10 out of 10
me: ur students never fail i guess :P
archana: woh to hote hai, lecture kahan baithte hai
me: what u think i ll get Jenifer ?
archana: haan definitely. bt may nt b Jenifer Lopez d actress, any Jenifer u will get
me: lol
to tumne bataya nahi mujhe kya karna hai?
archana: kis baareme
me: u said u r older, i m a good boy to mera kaha manoge? for what?
archana: no not like tht. i mean every time u hav to listen me
me: like wife :D
archana: tht ws jst a joke
me: will u marrry me then?
archana: r u joking ???
me: i mean
archana: wht u mean
me: if i follow sm1 else so much, meri wife ko kaisa lagega?
archana: ok. woh ab to nahi hai na, usko kaise pata chalega..
hey chal nw going, feeling bit sleepy
me: hello.. u know i chat from office
archana: haan
me: boss is angry now
archana: k go nw n do wrk
me: come after 5.30
archana: i will see
me: all girls tell the same thing, means i m not wrking na ?
archana: thts ur prob
bye tc
3rd March, 2008
me: hello ma'm
archana: hey hi
hw r u men
me: seeking women :P
archana: ha ha ..........
me: chhuti pe ho aaj?
archana: haan nt feeling tht well
me: me too not well. smoked a lot on sunday
archana: kyon
me: as usual. akelapan
archana: shadi karlo
me: ppl dont like me happy
archana: why r u so -ve
me: then why the problems pop up frm nowhere when i feel like i got rid of all ?
archana: keep ur head cool. ups n downs r part of life. this days will also go
me: i gotta go smoke
archana: jst leave this habit. its too bad
k hey gt to go bye tc
me: k bbye, tata cu take caresweet dreams, great day, lovely evening, peaceful night
the LoL girl !!!!
29th May, 2007
me: r u there?
zoya: yup me here
me: so u wrk on pc or what?
i know u told bout a long list of hobbies… horse riding was special so i remembered.
zoya: yup me work on my pc lol
me: i think i keep u laughing! wthout a joke!
zoya: yup lol
its d horse riding thing dat made me laugh dis tym lol
me: why?
zoya: jus wen u say it, it sounds funny
me: what's icecandy?
zoya: my id lol
me: lol
zoya: u want 2 knw d real meaning?
me: & purpose also.
zoya: ok its literal meaning is a sweet as in a bonbon lol
n i dont like names like sexybabe coz its 2 cliché. so i chose dat name coz it sounded sweet n innocent n more attractive at d same tym lol
me: so u like to be sexy but don''t want to show off?
zoya: not compared 2 odas i like 2 b set apart lol
me: yeah,
zoya: coz den ppl remember u more. sexy n asl dat are 23 common n if deres any thing in dis world am nt den i guess its common lol
so wot u thnik nw? still wana b buddies lol
me: why not? every person has to have a unique identity. i strongly believe it.
zoya: yup me 2 hehe
me: than why laughing?
zoya: i dunno. am always in a good mood n smiling n i guess i cant help adding lol or hehe every now n den wen i chat lol
me: but u know every successful person is considered
zoya: wot? ell me lol
tell me*
me: sexy.!!! What’s this, tell me* ?
zoya: its wen u mke a typing mistake so u write d word again properly n den put d star at d end, didnt u knw???
me: i've already said i'm new to
zoya: i knw lol
me: the chat world.
zoya: its ok deres a 1st for everythn
me: what bout my argument?
zoya: which argument?
me: that every successful person is considered sexy.
zoya: yup
me: won't u like to be called successful?
zoya: i wud surely like dat but i got a lot more 2 achieve yet :-)
me: doesn't success mean achievement ?
zoya: yup but like i said i got many more goals 2 achieve
me: like?
zoya: like complete my studies n get an app o my own n mke lots o bucks so dat no1 will dare say that i get everythn frm dad n invest in the stock market
7 minutes later
me: hi this always happens. net disconnects when i have an extended discussion..
r u theree?
zoya: yup me here
me: i got offline , suddenly
so what were u saying?
zoya: nuthn lol
me: u mean we should stop now.
zoya: nope
me: than say something.
zoya: ok hw young r u? lol
me: to be 27 in June. i wont as k bout u lol
zoya: me 22 lol
me: ur partner must be lucky to get a funny gal ! do u have any?
zoya: yup n he's in cochin lol we met online lol
me: u've broken my heart LOL
zoya: y?
me: it feels different when u know someone is Not engaged anywhere...
zoya: wot u mean ?
me: nothn
zoya: nah come on tell me plz
me: r u planning to merry or just friends?
zoya: go where???
me: i didn't sayy bout going, i asked what kinda relation u & that cochin guy has.
zoya: i love him. dats d reason y am moving 2 b’lore by the end of this month lol
me: so u'r merrying?
zoya: wot? u mean marrying?
me: yessssssss r u there?
zoya: sorry boss was by me, no am nt going dere 2 get married lol
he only saw me over cam, we actually gna jus meet up
me: than why u said u Love him?
zoya: coz i do love him but we both knw dere can neva b any marrying btwn us
me: good to know. hw can one marry someone chatting on net only?
anyway i'll have to leave
zoya: exactly. dats y we nt gna get married
me: c u tomorow
zoya: lol n we neva gna get married also lol
c u 2mrw
me: good night , take care, keep smiling
zoya: u 2 tata
me: birla reliance
30th May, 2007
me: busy?
zoya: not really a bit only, n u?
me: busy…..chatting with u !!!!!!
zoya: hahah
me: so what's special today?
zoya: am coming india!!!!!!! i got my letter so i jus book my flight for the 20th june. gna go apply 4 visa 2mrw
me: welcome to india!
zoya: am soooooooo excited, keep ur fingers crossed. i hpe dey approve my visa
me: u r coming for?
zoya: 6 mnths:-D
me: great,
zoya: b'lore :-D
me: & the purpose of visit? hw do u write those emoticons?
zoya: coming on a tourist visa :-)
me: so u wanna tour india?
zoya: yup
me: thought bout coming to Gujarat?
zoya: actually dats my home town
as in my forefathers r frm surat lol
me: surprise. its the biggest surprise from u!
unbelievable! so u must be coming.
zoya: hehehe so tell me, can u find out the price of a flite frm mumbai 2 b'lore?
me: i can search on net.
zoya: can u plzzzzz
i need 2 go B'lore asa i land, coz dey asknig me Rs4000 (mauritian rupees) jus wana knw if i can get a cheaper flite
me: 4000 is hw much in indian Rs? so where do u wanna go actually after landing?
zoya: i dunno hw much. dat is landing in mumbai n gna have 2 tke a flite 2 B'lore
me: i'm searching for mumbai to b'glore fares. hold on.
zoya: ok
zoya: wait a phone call coming thru
me: there's also yatra. com & cleartrip. com
i just checked onyatra. Com, most of the airlines are offering around 2000 indian Rs.
10 minutes later
zoya: cool! am bk
13 minutes later
me: so u got cheaper ticket? i donno as i dont know conversion rate.
zoya: nope i think ur is bte 2000 is cheap lol
me: so what's ur program then?
zoya: i went on d yatra n d price is 6000, not 2000
me: hw can be? are there service tax or something else?
zoya: www.yatr.. dats where i look for d ticket:'(
me: i just saw a table & all the rates were around 2000 only
31st May, 2007
me: who broke ur heart?
zoya: dey told me dat am gna get a mnth visa only
me: why so?
zoya: coz dey full o shit
me: oh no, u r really hurt!
zoya: yup
me: so will u come or not? u'll have to change prog.then? prblm in gmail, cant send chats.
zoya: ohhhhhhhh okie
me: ur ohhhh was seducing!!!
zoya: hehe thx 4 d compliment
me: welcome & keep doing such things & hw come u didn't find cheaper tickets
zoya: i cant even come dedre if am gna b grantd a mnth visa only:'(
if i can get my 6 mnts visa am definitely coming but ii i get for a mnth only den i guess am nt gna come. am trying 2 get in touch with d visa officer
but dis itself s like mission impossible
me: what's ur prog for 6 months?
zoya: was gna hang out wiz frens n my bf lol nw i dunno if i can even do dat
me: so u have friends in gujarat?
& dont talk bout bf to me!
zoya: nope lol
oki i wont tlk abt him 2 u lol
me: so u have been stayin out of surat. where?
zoya: am frm mauritius not surat lol
my fore fathers were frm there. as in my granfather's father were frm surat
me: than hw do u have friends in india?
me: gmail is experiencing tech. difficulty
i m sorry on their behalf
so seeya, bye talk u later
me: r u there?
zoya: yup me here
me: so u wrk on pc or what?
i know u told bout a long list of hobbies… horse riding was special so i remembered.
zoya: yup me work on my pc lol
me: i think i keep u laughing! wthout a joke!
zoya: yup lol
its d horse riding thing dat made me laugh dis tym lol
me: why?
zoya: jus wen u say it, it sounds funny
me: what's icecandy?
zoya: my id lol
me: lol
zoya: u want 2 knw d real meaning?
me: & purpose also.
zoya: ok its literal meaning is a sweet as in a bonbon lol
n i dont like names like sexybabe coz its 2 cliché. so i chose dat name coz it sounded sweet n innocent n more attractive at d same tym lol
me: so u like to be sexy but don''t want to show off?
zoya: not compared 2 odas i like 2 b set apart lol
me: yeah,
zoya: coz den ppl remember u more. sexy n asl dat are 23 common n if deres any thing in dis world am nt den i guess its common lol
so wot u thnik nw? still wana b buddies lol
me: why not? every person has to have a unique identity. i strongly believe it.
zoya: yup me 2 hehe
me: than why laughing?
zoya: i dunno. am always in a good mood n smiling n i guess i cant help adding lol or hehe every now n den wen i chat lol
me: but u know every successful person is considered
zoya: wot? ell me lol
tell me*
me: sexy.!!! What’s this, tell me* ?
zoya: its wen u mke a typing mistake so u write d word again properly n den put d star at d end, didnt u knw???
me: i've already said i'm new to
zoya: i knw lol
me: the chat world.
zoya: its ok deres a 1st for everythn
me: what bout my argument?
zoya: which argument?
me: that every successful person is considered sexy.
zoya: yup
me: won't u like to be called successful?
zoya: i wud surely like dat but i got a lot more 2 achieve yet :-)
me: doesn't success mean achievement ?
zoya: yup but like i said i got many more goals 2 achieve
me: like?
zoya: like complete my studies n get an app o my own n mke lots o bucks so dat no1 will dare say that i get everythn frm dad n invest in the stock market
7 minutes later
me: hi this always happens. net disconnects when i have an extended discussion..
r u theree?
zoya: yup me here
me: i got offline , suddenly
so what were u saying?
zoya: nuthn lol
me: u mean we should stop now.
zoya: nope
me: than say something.
zoya: ok hw young r u? lol
me: to be 27 in June. i wont as k bout u lol
zoya: me 22 lol
me: ur partner must be lucky to get a funny gal ! do u have any?
zoya: yup n he's in cochin lol we met online lol
me: u've broken my heart LOL
zoya: y?
me: it feels different when u know someone is Not engaged anywhere...
zoya: wot u mean ?
me: nothn
zoya: nah come on tell me plz
me: r u planning to merry or just friends?
zoya: go where???
me: i didn't sayy bout going, i asked what kinda relation u & that cochin guy has.
zoya: i love him. dats d reason y am moving 2 b’lore by the end of this month lol
me: so u'r merrying?
zoya: wot? u mean marrying?
me: yessssssss r u there?
zoya: sorry boss was by me, no am nt going dere 2 get married lol
he only saw me over cam, we actually gna jus meet up
me: than why u said u Love him?
zoya: coz i do love him but we both knw dere can neva b any marrying btwn us
me: good to know. hw can one marry someone chatting on net only?
anyway i'll have to leave
zoya: exactly. dats y we nt gna get married
me: c u tomorow
zoya: lol n we neva gna get married also lol
c u 2mrw
me: good night , take care, keep smiling
zoya: u 2 tata
me: birla reliance
30th May, 2007
me: busy?
zoya: not really a bit only, n u?
me: busy…..chatting with u !!!!!!
zoya: hahah
me: so what's special today?
zoya: am coming india!!!!!!! i got my letter so i jus book my flight for the 20th june. gna go apply 4 visa 2mrw
me: welcome to india!
zoya: am soooooooo excited, keep ur fingers crossed. i hpe dey approve my visa
me: u r coming for?
zoya: 6 mnths:-D
me: great,
zoya: b'lore :-D
me: & the purpose of visit? hw do u write those emoticons?
zoya: coming on a tourist visa :-)
me: so u wanna tour india?
zoya: yup
me: thought bout coming to Gujarat?
zoya: actually dats my home town
as in my forefathers r frm surat lol
me: surprise. its the biggest surprise from u!
unbelievable! so u must be coming.
zoya: hehehe so tell me, can u find out the price of a flite frm mumbai 2 b'lore?
me: i can search on net.
zoya: can u plzzzzz
i need 2 go B'lore asa i land, coz dey asknig me Rs4000 (mauritian rupees) jus wana knw if i can get a cheaper flite
me: 4000 is hw much in indian Rs? so where do u wanna go actually after landing?
zoya: i dunno hw much. dat is landing in mumbai n gna have 2 tke a flite 2 B'lore
me: i'm searching for mumbai to b'glore fares. hold on.
zoya: ok
zoya: wait a phone call coming thru
me: there's also yatra. com & cleartrip. com
i just checked onyatra. Com, most of the airlines are offering around 2000 indian Rs.
10 minutes later
zoya: cool! am bk
13 minutes later
me: so u got cheaper ticket? i donno as i dont know conversion rate.
zoya: nope i think ur is bte 2000 is cheap lol
me: so what's ur program then?
zoya: i went on d yatra n d price is 6000, not 2000
me: hw can be? are there service tax or something else?
zoya: www.yatr.. dats where i look for d ticket:'(
me: i just saw a table & all the rates were around 2000 only
31st May, 2007
me: who broke ur heart?
zoya: dey told me dat am gna get a mnth visa only
me: why so?
zoya: coz dey full o shit
me: oh no, u r really hurt!
zoya: yup
me: so will u come or not? u'll have to change prog.then? prblm in gmail, cant send chats.
zoya: ohhhhhhhh okie
me: ur ohhhh was seducing!!!
zoya: hehe thx 4 d compliment
me: welcome & keep doing such things & hw come u didn't find cheaper tickets
zoya: i cant even come dedre if am gna b grantd a mnth visa only:'(
if i can get my 6 mnts visa am definitely coming but ii i get for a mnth only den i guess am nt gna come. am trying 2 get in touch with d visa officer
but dis itself s like mission impossible
me: what's ur prog for 6 months?
zoya: was gna hang out wiz frens n my bf lol nw i dunno if i can even do dat
me: so u have friends in gujarat?
& dont talk bout bf to me!
zoya: nope lol
oki i wont tlk abt him 2 u lol
me: so u have been stayin out of surat. where?
zoya: am frm mauritius not surat lol
my fore fathers were frm there. as in my granfather's father were frm surat
me: than hw do u have friends in india?
me: gmail is experiencing tech. difficulty
i m sorry on their behalf
so seeya, bye talk u later
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