Wednesday, 30 June 2010

no friends.

12th February, 2008

Me: hi from net now :)
Sheetal: hi
Me: watching ur skiing pics
Sheetal: k
Me: u got my mails?
Sheetal: i did i suppose
Me: n sms?
Sheetal: that too. as usual my husband was with me when i saw it
Me: so he knows bout me?
Sheetal: he has seen ur name thats it
Me: n hw he reacted ?
Sheetal: nothing at all, dont know what he is thinking
please don send any more, ur allowed to send for holidays but not daily like this
Me: u urself said one day that no one sees ur mobile
Sheetal: if im with him in bed, he does
Me: thats why i asked bfore, i know indian husbands :)
Sheetal: he is not typical one but its not nice.
even if he was european. he would not feel good
Me: what i sent today?
Sheetal: something that ended with good morning
Me: so wasnt impressive, u dont remember :(
Sheetal: i had just woke up, must hav been 7:30
Me: so sms was too early for u?
Sheetal: its 11:40 here
not early, it was another thing. but lets leave this. plz treat me as married, im not here to satisfy needs of desperate ppl in their imagination

about one hour later

Me: so u r angry? sorry i was busy so stopped replying
Sheetal: no
Me: i read nw, u mean no flirting etc :P
Sheetal: we can also stop talking
Me: why?
Sheetal: lately i dont like it. u send sms thou i had forbidden, remember?
also u try to flirt n get in fields which r not ur business
Me: in short its over btwn us u mean?
i ve no interest to talk sm1 who doesnt like me.
Sheetal: so how many people to do u talk to :)
Me: there r 1or 2 girls bt not as much as with u
Sheetal: what about guys
Me: no. man looks for what he doesnt have. i ve real friends for guys, no chat required.
Sheetal: good. so u have many friends. it means ur not that bad
Me: i m. for u at least. n they r colleagues not friends
Sheetal: so, u dont have real friends
Me: ya really. a king has no friends, its like that.
not exactly maybe.
Sheetal: huh !!!
Me: hah its not funny,
Sheetal: who is laughing im rather amazed ur majesty
its actually what men think, i've learnt to adjust to this with my husband.
men need to be praised and put on high place
Me: i dont lke praise bt i hate disrespect.
Sheetal: people have diff definitions of disrespect
i might say ur being very disrespectful tome all the time :)
why have u been so, if u hate it urself or, of course, that was not disrespect - in ur case
Me: i dont think i did so. one day u tell me bout variety of condoms n the other day u feel bad for talking sex, hw to deal it?
Sheetal: thats not it. i can talk, if its to solve some prob of the person, if i can help, in the proper sense, if i can tell him something which i think he needs to know. but i cannot do cyber or help him imagine sexy stuff. i talk abt the 1st things with a few ppl at least. n i also learn n i teach them n we help each other
Me: it hurts most when girl dont like u
Sheetal: yeah its a blow on ur esteem, on being a man
Me: i cant press u to chat though, useless if u dont wish to
Sheetal: i hate to be pressed. dont worry im not yet going to stop talking to u, unless u dont want

6 minutes later

Me: so office over. see u later

Thursday, 17 June 2010

Interpretation of Dreams

So as i don't feel comfortable with the name Chitra, She is Sheetal from now on.

31st January, 2008

Me: hi sheetal
Sheetal: hi paresh
Me: u got my mail last night?
Sheetal: which 1
Me: i m resending. got it? nothing special
Sheetal: yes
Me: so? u were busy?
Sheetal: yes i am these days bcos of this event cos everything is on me to do. the bosses just give ideas n one of them works too. but i have to do most. now im preparing the sponsorship packages. i got to make some invoices but have left it for later. have to get proper offers for lunches, for hotel rooms, for a one-day trip to some towns budget have to prepare all n serve it ready in front of bosses n they will just decide which one to choose

7 minutes later

Me: what hapend with Venera?
Sheetal: how do i know

6 minutes later

Me: hello sexy :P
Sheetal: what
Me: u look hot today.'

5 minutes later

Sheetal: can u see
Me: dreams unlimited :)
Sheetal: oh yes

6 minutes later

Sheetal: so which girl u will celebrate with on 14th
Me: only u, in dreams that too :(
Sheetal: what have u stuck at me? better live in reality n put ur efforts in girls there
Me: i m a man now n cant go for girls :)
Sheetal: u understand what i mean
Me: i m not getting ur lines in btwn
so what u said bout venera?
Sheetal: i said, how do i know?
Me: bt u r not in her list now
btw last valentine's day i broke my mobile :D
Sheetal: i didnt get that she added me. she never did i think
Me: yeah, i found her in ur list :P
what u do on 14th? now ur married :)
Sheetal: we buy each other chocolates and gifts, have sex, eat special food at home or outside, send cards thru email
Me: do u eat chocolates from each other's mouth :P
i mean eating simply isnt that special :D
Sheetal: no
Me: why? ok bt where's romance in all that u said :)
Sheetal: we r very much romantic. 2 nights ago i had dream he asked me for divorce. i looked up in dream interpreting books, it means happy married life
Me: its good to be romantic after marriage :)
Sheetal: its compulsory
Me: compulsory :D
so u have to LOL
Sheetal: im going 4 lunch
Me: Have a Chocolate from me :)

About an hour later

Me: so u ate chocolate ?
Sheetal: i keep eating since morning
Me: ya, so much workload, u need energy. i didnt have lunch, my throat is paining due to tonsils
Sheetal: cold?
Me: ya, i always get tonsils with cold. i went to play cricket last satrdy, wearing t shirt n it was a chilled day
Sheetal: try to have ur tea hot. make it reach hot ur tonsils.
Me: m having 5 to 6 cups since last 2 days
Sheetal: well since there is nothing else to drink.
btw here 14th feb is day of wine-makers, and we drink wine
Me: u mean alcohol, na?
Sheetal: so we combine it with valentine
Me: whisky gives good relief? we ve prohibition in our state :)
Sheetal: wine does
Me: its costly n to get illegally makes it costlier n it is bad habit too
positive thing is i smoke very less due to cold
just 2 till now today
Sheetal: this is less?
Me: considering i reached to 8 last week. maybe 10 on Sunday
have u seen Chashme badoor ?
Sheetal: no...
Me: i ll tell u the story. its bout 3 friends sharing a rented home
Sheetal: i think u like to consider urself bad, n do such stuff, smoke a lot, throw things, kind of a rebel, isnt it
Me: yeah, i want to be rebel. u guessed it right :D
last valentine day i broke my mobile, u know
Sheetal: why, u asked a girl out and she abused u? :)
Me: she's nothing to do. i ve not talked her since 4 months n will never, i swear
i know love hurts bt i asked her as a friend to know each other more n to meet in a diff place than office
Sheetal: so it was true what i said
Me: what? so it was true
i mean if we meet for sm months or so, like each other, have feelings for each other than it may hurt. n the rebel thing will come. bt here nothing has happened :)
its NO ENTRY from the very start n it is with me since i got young so thats what makes me Rebel.
abused Me? thats right, i m hurt hard bt not so much to change my course of life :)
Sheetal: well u can try to be more considerate, try to know what words of urs will get what reaction and u will be able to predict the reaction to a great extent.
but rejects can happen to anyone.
Me: ya bt why shoud she complain to 10 ppl
Sheetal: personally i hated rejections, thats why i never started any initiative for a relation
Me: for a simple message?
Sheetal: well there can be many reasons
Me: ok for girls not to initiate :) here its compulsory btw.
a girl just can never initiate.
Sheetal: yes thats true so u have to adjust. try to see what can u expect from a girl
Me: i hate her so much i want transfer from dept. bt bosses wont allow :)
Sheetal: just pretend she is not there
Me: thats what i do
Sheetal: if she doesnt hate u, but simply overreacted, she will be impressed
Me: bt my experience since
Sheetal: bcos no girl likes to be ignored. only in case she really doesnt want to see u
Me: bt my experience all these yrs tells that no girl or lady comes close to me. they stay away like i m untouchable :)
n this one is right in my dept, working wiht me, how close :P
as per the records no girl can be appointed so close to me :D
Sheetal: maybe there is something in u that makes them stay away
Me: thats ok bt why she got here with me?
dont say that there r no my type girls in whole city :)
must leave now, i ll tell u bout my strange dream tomorrow :)
Sheetal: see u
Me: see you, good night, sexy dreams
Sheetal: cu

Saturday, 5 June 2010

eating tangerine

28th January, 2008

Me: Today's Joke: Personality and BRA size!
Personality of a female follows the size of her BRA
30 = Innocent, 32 = Calm, 34 = Defensive, 36 = Sexy, 38 = Hot
40 = Aggressive, 42 = Beyond Control

6 minutes later

Chitra: not my type

11 minutes later

Me: u r 36 type :P

16 minutes later

Me: helloooo wil be bak soon, hold ur breath. stay on

40 minutes later

Me: busy?
Chitra: was out 4 lunch. now back
Me: me for smoke, i tried to quit today. couldnt.
Chitra: sometimes u need to try longer time. few people can do it from the first time
Me: did u get my msgs ?
Chitra: when
Me: weekend
Chitra: got 1

26 minutes later

Me: sorry colleaugue had smthng to print.
so which one u got? i sent so many :)
Chitra: i dont remember now :)
Me: i luv ur smile n the way u ignore me :)
Chitra: happens

12 minutes later

Me: seems like u dont like me now :(
Chitra: huh behaviour is adjustable, according to what u get
Me: so u r hurt?
Chitra: no not at all
Me: then?
Chitra: no emotions
Me: bt i m emotional
why dont u miss call?
Chitra: why should i??
Me: ok dont.
Chitra: i dont want
Me: what u dont want?
Chitra: to miss call, what else
Me: u r so proud till today n u think now u r chnged :)
Chitra: i didnt get
Me: i have a doubt that u dont have that mobile anymore :D
Chitra: heh
Me: really
Chitra: i have it
Me: hw can u prove?
Chitra: i dont need to prove anything :)
up to u to believe or not
Me: thats cool, anyway i wanted to call u
leaving time,
Chitra: okies
Me: see u tomorow
Chitra: i also wish i could go home now
Me: good night
why? U were waiting for me?
Chitra: what
Me: u want to go home. what stops u?
Chitra: work. office timing.

29th January, 2008

Me: hi
Chitra: hello
Me: hw r u
Chitra: im ok, u
Me: last night my network got jealous again :)
so i stopped replying
Chitra: well good :)
Me: good for u to get rid of me, na?
Chitra: well bcos of u i had to keep my mail open
Me: i ll be bak soon

20 minutes later

Me: ahhaaa so u like to chat so much with me :)
Chitra: oh yes im dying for it
Me: i knew it :) today u ve confessed :D
all girls fall in love with me. see its proven :P
Chitra: happy u :)
Me: sorry, baby i ll hv to go again. see u in half hour.
Chitra: u can celebrate
Me: Thanks a lot

25 minutes later

Me: hw should i celebrate?
Chitra: i dont know. watch american pie. last night i saw one of the american pie movies, the band tour or something
Me: me too hv seen one part i think. the one in which that guy was watching porn n his father came :)
Chitra: that has been another. there must be 5 or 6.
Me: in this city very few hollywood movies r available in theatres
Chitra: take from net
Me: i dont have PC or TV :)
Chitra: right. u did something with ur tv
Me: sold to my room partners :) i wanted to see world without TV. since past 6 months feels rather good
Chitra: i dont watch much tv but its bcos of the computer...if there was no pc i would have watched
Me: thats a factor too, i m on PC all day :)
btw i liked american beauty
Chitra: ok. havent seen. im also on pc whole day but just cant get enough. there is always something to do
Me: work again, will be bak soon

26 minutes later

Me: busy?
Chitra: as usual
Me: good. got mails?
Chitra: no
Me: there's a Refresh button, saw? use one of ur fingers
Chitra: gmail receives automatically without refreshment
Me: n just press it :P
refreshment???
means snacks :)

20 minutes later

Me: u sleeping? gotta leave.
Chitra: eating tangerine
Me: hw long wil u be online?
Chitra: its very sweet
Me: im going home
Chitra: till 5:30. its 3 now
Me: i ve got one hour if network supports :)
not as sweet as u :)
Chitra: sure