if vodka ws water...

19th September, 2008

Shilpa: heyo...ssup dude?
me: just a minute
Shilpa: k hai
me: so kya kar rahi thi pura din ?
Shilpa: why...u miss me :D
me: u knw it :)
Shilpa: was in college..its raining whole day..
me: here too.. today its taken break btw
Shilpa: :D
me: m going to out for 6 weeks :(
Shilpa: yeh u told me.. so hw ws ur day..i'm v happy today..
me: did u hv sex ?
Shilpa: whole day raining..papers bhi achhe the aaj k..cantine main bhi bahot maja aya..
oye :
nai..
nd nw m feeling cold...i lov dis atmosphere..
me: cold :P
Shilpa: pata nai log bimar kyun pad jate hai :
me: wht ? kaun bimaaar pada ?
Shilpa: some f ma frnds
me: bheegne par risk rehta hai
Shilpa: main toh din main 2 bar bhig chuki hoon..
me: hw sexy..missed it. photo khincke laga na :P
ye kya likha hai pic me? nthng 's readable :D
Shilpa: hehe..par main tranperant top nai pahanti.. :P
me: no prob u knw all's same under top. koi bhi model dekh lo :D
wht matters is face :)
Shilpa: If vodka ws a water nd..i was a duck..i'd swim to the bottom..nd never come up..bt vodka's nt a water nd m nt a duck..so slide me a bottle and shut d fuck up.. :D
me: r u drunk sweetie :P
Shilpa: nah..nt nw
me: sry..so u wrote the pic's msg :D
u love vodka ?
Shilpa: yup.. :D
me: talli gf i got :P hw exciting :P exams on?
Shilpa: lolz..m nt ur galfrnd
yup..
me: still chatting on :)
Shilpa: kal english ka paper hai :D
me: english, stop kidding..engg me english ????
btw i got a confession today. plz forgive me
Shilpa: yup..bsc 2nd yr..ek lang. paper hota hai..
me: so its bsc not BE or BTech :)
Shilpa: yup..as i told u
me: so i was telling bout confession
Shilpa: tello
me: lol really u r in rocking mood :P
Shilpa: yeah baby.. k u continue..
me: so when i tell u I love u i mean it. sure i meant it by heart :) bt about marriage i lied. i cant decide that easily :)
Shilpa: hmmm...
me: hope u wont mind the flirting :P
Shilpa: sometimes yes..
me: i prefer fair girl with good height, honestly
means? u mind?
Shilpa: ok :) sometimes..
me: tell me if u r hurt. i say whtever comes to mind while flirting :D
Shilpa: k
me: hw much u drank today :P
Shilpa: kuch bhi nahi..
me: sachhi ?
Shilpa: yes
me: then it must be last night :P
right ?
Shilpa: kal bhi nai
me: ok fine so m judging it wrong then. i felt like you r high today :D
Shilpa: hehe..nd why is dat..
me: by sm of ur talk and sm of my instincts..
I ll be very lonely in m.p. phone no. dogi?
Shilpa: noh.. :
me: this stratingt face makes me real tense :(
dont knw wht to say :D u said no for phn ?
Shilpa: yesh..
me: u r drunk i tell u babay..u never make spelling mistake like in yesh :D
Shilpa: nah..told u m in gud mood today..i talk lyk dis..
me: think u hv practiced chatting a lot..developed ur language really well, isnt it :)
Shilpa: wat lang. ? :D
me: see ur msgs are very systematic, same spellings same shrot forms like dat, sry u use ..
Shilpa: nd?
me: maybe the timing of replying, teasing boys :P
Shilpa: main kaha tease karti hoon :(
me: its nt that teasing is bad :D
Shilpa: nah na teasing z nt gud :P
me: then u wont look u r age ...18 :P
Shilpa: :
me: i want to marry you :)
Shilpa: i kw :P
me: i mean seriously :D ok i love you :)
Shilpa: i know :P
me: its good to hv wife 10 yrs younger, u can hv sex even when u r 50 :P
hey u never say bout ur parents and siblings ??
Shilpa: really? ohhk..
me: what bout second question ??
Shilpa: wht abt dat..i think i do.talk
me: no never. i dont knw anythng
Shilpa: hmm..ok
me: tello :D
Shilpa: hmm..u kw i've elder sis..rite?
me: elder? ok i knw one sis
Shilpa: i remember..bataya tha..sab..
see u dnt remember.. ma talks :(( :
me: no sweetheart, u only told bout one sister. elder i doubt. nd whta bout mom dad ?
nthng i m sure :)
hw's my status :P
Shilpa: hmm..wat abt dem..k i remem..u asked me questions lyk..wat de do...ur mama'z gal or papa'z gal..
me: thts fine. i mean practically wat they do etc :)
Shilpa: status..yeh..gud
me: one more proof of rock on based on my life :P
Shilpa: owsome song na..
me: too good. its so soothing. the best of album
Shilpa: bt movie main match nai hota hai..wrong timing
me: think the affair btwn them is missing. it shud be placed when they were nt married nd having affair
Shilpa: hmm..
me: bt screenplay didnt hv it :P so wat we were discussing originally :D
Shilpa: dat u lov me :P
lolz..
me: as u please. guess u dont like to talk ur family :)
just like me :D
Shilpa: yea.. wait kariyo..
me: hv to leave early. u knw the looong journey tomorrow :(
gotta pack nd all that
Shilpa: ohh..k so u leaving nw?
me: i ve done almost no preparations, i ll be there for 6 weeks, cant come back till nov 1
Shilpa: ooho..prob nai..u cn leave wenever u wnt
me: i so hate to leave u. vaise kuchh karna nahi hai just verify karna hai, kuchh bhool to nahi raha le jaane ka :D
Shilpa: itsh v cold here..pata nai sweater kaha rakh diya..wait
me: sweater? must be cold. i m taking my sweater nd nw i think denim ki jacket bhi :P
actually i live alone as u knw to mere sarkari flat me sirf kapde aur thode bartan hai so what i ll do is just scan whole the flat. i dont thnk i can miss anythng frm inside the flat :)
plus ill take my ATM and credit cards. tht solves almost all probs :P
Shilpa: ha aur bata..kar li sab packing shacking..?
me: karna kya hai, jitne kapde hai sab lekar bag me dalunga aru stationki aur :D
Shilpa: aur thik se rahiyo..training bhi thik se kariyo..:D
me: hw far is pune frm there?
Shilpa: waise kaisi traning hai yeh
me: can i come to meet :P
Shilpa: jabalpur kaha hai?
me: think its on eastern end of madhya pradesh, close to khajuraho :P
Shilpa: nah pune z far..frm mp :P
me: if its less thn 500 km, i can try :)
i ll hv holiday on sunday
Shilpa: hmm...
me: its amost 1000 km frm here. just kidding. u think i ve got guts to meet you :D ??
Shilpa: hmm..dunno.. :P
me: thts tough to go and meet a chat frnd :)
Shilpa: yeah..it z
me: think i wont get pc there, lectures honge, so i ll be online only in the evening
Shilpa: lectures :D
me: btw hw old is ur sis? she has orkut account ?
bol na..
ok see ya tomorrow, bbye kehna hai to kal 3 baje se pehle online aana :)
good night
Shilpa: shez 21
me: sexy like you ? link dogi :P
Shilpa: link kya karni hai..
me: to invite :)
Shilpa: unknowns ko add nai karti hai.. :
me: let me try.
bt u do :P
Shilpa: its f no use
me: why? she’s married ?
Shilpa: yup..i do..
nah..
me: then she's a better candidate. u r very small :P
looks me ? worse or better then u ?
Shilpa: hehe..why ur askin abt her :
me: shudnt i ?
Shilpa: noh :
me: k fine. u look quite mysterious thts wy. if i knw more things n ppl around u, it will give a better picture..plus mayb i get another gf :D
Shilpa: another? ;)
i'm nt ur galfrnd : : :
me: why u keep hurting me? bachhe ko khush karne ko jhooth nahi bol sakti ?
u r a girl and orkut frnd tht makes u my gf :)
Shilpa: bad logic :
bachha :P
me: hey i got one offer i must tell u. a person frm office told me to send a girl...say prostitute to my flat at night :P
wht u say? good idea? or pathetic :D
ok i crossed limits ...showie showie.. see ya tomorrow hope fully.
sweet dreams hv vodka till u get high :P
dream bout good things, nt me :D
Shilpa: u decide..ur 28
me: thts cool
Shilpa: u dnt need to ask dis to anyone..
me: bt the makes it really tough :( responsibility steals all the fun
Shilpa: bt yeh u crossed limits :(
me: cant ask to mom bout this na :)
Shilpa: hmm...
me: will u marry me after that is what my purpose was :P
or i ll get black listed :(
Shilpa: see waise bhi u kw m nt going to marry u..so i dnt really hv to ans dis... :)
me: i mean will u marry a guy with such habits ? or such reputation ?
Shilpa: hmm..i'm going to do arrange marriage..so...noh..i wont
me: sure? arranged?
Shilpa: yeah
me: guess if u dont find smone suitable like me? then? i mean like i m nt able to find the arranged way
Shilpa: nah..strictly...m gonna marry ma moms choice..
me: anywy its really late. i planned to leave at 5 30 today bt i cant leave u so :)
bbye :)
Shilpa: k sweetie
me: baby nahi kahogi :D
Shilpa: hehe k..tk cr ma sweet little baby..
me: kya jamana aa gaya hai 18 saal ki umar me 28 saal ka bachha lol
Shilpa: :P dnt tk it literally.. its jus dat dat word sounds gud
gaya kya?
allah hafiz..kal ol rahiyo..

men and their amazing abilities

So again it is time to change Sofia's name. Its been about 6 months of chatting so i must had got a very good picture of hers. She'll be called Chitra from now on!!

22nd January, 2008

me: good morning.
Chitra: same to u
me: got my msgs last night?
Chitra: well yes that ur net is like wife
me: n bout the curves :P
didnt get?
Chitra: wait im on phone
me: forever for u

9 minutes later

Chitra: ok. long talk
me: wasnt long by my standard :)
Chitra: well…over 10 mins is long for me...
me: u know indian shares fell massively today n ystdy ? i m buying with whatever money is with me coz everything's sooo cheap :P
Chitra: well ok.. u have right to be childish. so far ur on ur own but when u have wife, kids, u will have to change ur behavior n become responsible.
me: till then, let me enjoy :P
Chitra: ..........

9 minutes later

me: sorry sorry i ve to buy
Chitra: what
me: shares. n what bout venera??
Chitra: what about her? i dont know her. she is just part of the italy group in orkut n i must have seen her profile which made her see mine and she wrote comments. if u mean this.

5 minutes later

me: she'll be chatting with me soon, I invited her :P
so u dont know her much.
Chitra: oho.. no i dont know her at all but judging by her comments on the topics in the italy group she seems very nice
me: she asked for skype n then
Chitra: i see
me: gave me gmail id as i dint know skype :) u know i asked her for psychological help :D
Chitra: like what
me: read in her scrap book, i said my mind is very distorted, i need psychiatrist. thats a fact actually
Chitra: :))
me: means ?
Chitra: everyone needs
me: not all r Paagal like me :D
Chitra: there is one guy who calls me pagal all the time
me: unbelivable, who? u r very sane i think.
Chitra: :) he is one of my suitors. maybe he calls me so bcos i keep repeating to him he looks damn good n i keep staring at his face when he has webcam. but im not sure if this is it
me: n what is it if this is not ?
Chitra: well i dont know why he would call me pagal, but he does very often
me: whoever loves sm1 an d declares it is Pagal, I learnt this from experience :)
Chitra: no its not so. when u love someone it is very natural to declare it, of course there are other conditions one has to see but usually it is the totally normal thing to do. the person is not pagal and actually pagalpan is subjective, if we r not talking about the real medical disease
me: yeah, smtimes when u do smthng that majority of people consider not ok or not profitable rather, u r Paagal :)
6 minutes later

Chitra: gtg to eat
me: k i love u
Chitra: really
me: i ll have tea..
ya,really, practically, theoretically
n yes psychologically too :D
Chitra: psychologically.. interesting. dont know whats that anyway :)
me: im considered insane n u r opposite, so.
Chitra: :)
me: love ur smile too.
Chitra: :))
me: what bout that Paagalpan then :D
oh yes i m changing my dept. news for u. i ll hv to go for tea ( n maybe cigarette)
hv ur lunch :)
r u pregnant ?
Chitra: no im not yet i think

Half an hour later

me: have u been fasting last week ??????
Chitra: why
me: coz u took time to eat.
i might be transferred shortly
Chitra: :D
me: dont know hw much chat will be possible then.
Chitra: ok this fast. alright
me: i guess he wants to stay with her :P
Chitra: well u got to fight for ur right, to stay with her :)
maybe she will be more friendly to him :D
me: she is, seemingly. i dont care. i dont want to stay here.
heloooooooo
Chitra: yeah
me: maybe he wants me away from the curvy lady, thats also a possibility :)
Chitra: who is the curvy lady
me: who else r we talking bout??
Chitra: is she having big curves
me: yeah, quite good.
Chitra: wow
me: slim, good back.
Chitra: what clothes is she wearing
me: bt no boobs
Chitra: does she wear
me: not upto the mark :(
Chitra: :) if she wears shalwar kameez that u cant much judge figure...
me: i dont like her attitude
Chitra: then
me: i can,coz they r made to fit properly :P
Chitra: men..they have amazing abilities. i'll be back in 10 mins
me: still i ve no exact idea of chest, bt i guess its not so attractive.

13 minutes later

me: i ve to leave now. see u tomorrow
Chitra: ok see u

Her View of Herself

21st January, 2008

me: why red signal ???? ruth gayee ho :P
Chitra: dont forget i chat not only to u. if i put something its not personal.
actually i was having some work. office mail was nt working so was using my personal.
me: u r so sincere :D i hope only i was so devoted to duty :)
Chitra: what
me: so did u get my msgs ??? this was the first weekend with cigarettes all day !
Chitra: i got them. i havent been online at all.
so why were u smoking all the time
me: its like a chain reaction, due to effect of smoking, i feel like sooo bored, then to have a high i smoke, it causes more boredom.. kuchh karne ko mann nahi karta
Chitra: yes it is chain reaction. its like a magic circle, u fall once n it is very difficult to go out.
me: help me, suggest smthng.
Chitra: quit smoking :)
me: great, never bfore saw such a solution. to the point.
Chitra: its simple...ur not so addicted yet i suppose so it wont be that hard
me: i know, only thing I need is an alternative activity.

5 minutes later

Chitra: eat fruits or chocolate any time u feel like smoking. ur not faced with fat problem so chocolate could work for u and it gives the boost and mood.
me: i keep chocolate biscuits n use it. bt u know the benefit of smoking? that s to be considered too :)
Chitra: what is it
me: lessens sex drive, to which it has given solution :)
hi soni !
Chitra: sorry gtg to eat.. see u later
me: dont go.

6 minutes later

me: as usual,when it comes to sex, people run away from me :P

38 minutes later

me: welcome bak :)
Chitra: thx
me: so comments ? on my reply ?
Chitra: what reply? i only got - dont go
me: bt u did go. i asked bout the sex thing .
Chitra: ah that.. i dont know
me: i take 7 to 10 a day, already feeling tired all day.
Chitra: well stop it what is ur problem
me: girls :P

7 minutes later

me: basically this is the problem.

8 minutes later

Chitra: i've said it many times, what is the solution from my point of view. get married i mean or another option, find gf
me: till then?
Chitra: from what i know n heard from my friend, indian girls r more dirty-minded n naughty than our girls here, so its not such prob.
me: dirty :P really???
Chitra: yes. he was saying even when he was 15-16 it was full of girls in his village who were ready to have sex. his colleagues, friends, many were having sex regularly with diff people just for the fun.
that b4 marriage.
among the students in his college.
Everywhere.
me: what the hell is this? m i the only one who's not getting it?
kitna anyaay hai? i m waiting since 10 yrs.. all r having it :(
Chitra: i dont know
me: sex just for the fun :D i d love it so much :P
Chitra: u got to be friendly, nice and appeal to the girls which is not so hard.
me: bt what bout that just for fun? it must b without relations n all that. spontaneous.
why hasnt it happend to me?
Chitra: i dont know. maybe ur not the type who inspire this desire in a girl.
me: leave girls, what bout women?
Chitra: its same :)
girls, women, what is the difference
me: women r sexier, dont have fear of sex :P
Chitra: what makes girl a woman
me: i guess we call virgin as girl n others as women. bt smtimes sm r more women sm remain girl life time.
by attitude i mean.
Chitra: oh
me: m i wrong? u explain. generally i go by instinct to judge.
Chitra: i dont know.. im not expert in this topic
me: u r woman,na?
Chitra: no, my view of me is of a girl
me: ohh why do women r sexually more attractive than girls?
achha to tumhara Bal Vivaah hua hai :D
Chitra: come on, it depends.. its very subjective
me: bt my experience is girls dont inspire sex as much as women.
Chitra: in ur opinion girl is something n in mine another.. thats y im saying subjective

6 minutes later

me: so gayyeee? surfing orkut i guess :)
Chitra: no. writing some documents..
me: she told me shut up :(
Chitra: ru nasty with her
me: she didnt replly so I said r u sleeping? then i said “were u dreaming bout me” ?
Chitra: yup u were nasty
me: why? she likes flirts.
Chitra: really
me: read in orkut. i dint talk bout nipple this time :P still she got hot.
me: u know venera?
so gayee kya?
dreamin bout me???gotta leave sm1 is waiting. see u tomrrow good night sweet dreams.. i wish aapke Pati aaj snorr nahi kare :D

veeery thick one...

15th January, 2008

me: good mrng :)
Saloni: same to u
me: sorry, call for tea :)
Saloni: okies :)
me: i love u.

about an hour later

me: hello saloni :)
on break ?
Saloni: about to leave..im waiting for my student
me: :( i hate him.
Saloni: come on

8 minutes later

me: gone??
ok, then. talk u in dreams today :)

16th January, 2008

me: i love u
Saloni: what is the revelation
me: what?
Saloni: the love one
me: thats true :) its platonic.
Saloni: oh so u love me
me: u need not marry every time u love !
Saloni: right
me: u seem perfect to me. so do u love me?
Saloni: no i don’t. do u think u even know what is love
me: i mean i like u very much as a friend, rather girl friend. i have none.
Saloni: im going to the bank to have a fight, wish me good luck, got to prepare mentaly for arguing
see u after an hour, hope everything is successful
me: what now? anyghing wrong????
why went offline?

About 1 hour later

Saloni: im back

10 minutes later

me: so did u hit at bank :D
Saloni: they surrendered without fighting. it was really fast.
me: see the effect of my wish :)
Saloni: right :)
me: when u told u were going to bank, i didnt get those lines. got it later
Saloni: i see…bcos of net
me: coz of jealous ppl i think.
Saloni: how come
me: its usual, i approach any girl n things go weird :)
Saloni: yeah i can understand
me: i know u do :D
Saloni: it happens to me when i want something very much, all kind of obstacles appear
me: exactlly. so now i dont want nything.
Saloni: right, this is the way
me: is that ur home in mail?
Saloni: there r views from the balconies only, not my home. n thats in my parents' place. my dad took the photos.
me: we started missing winter already, heat is on the way
Saloni: u got to go to some hill place
me: ya, i dont need tea bt my eyes r strained so see u in 15 min.
dont go to ur student :(
Saloni: he will come tomorrow

47 minutes later

me: i'd feel so good if u initiated.
Saloni: i was out to buy apples
me: good. i dont like apples. read my mails?
Saloni: me too usually but i eat now n then cos good for health and i get tired of bananas and santra
me: they re better.
Saloni: they r, but u cant eat always there must be variety
me: variety :P
Saloni: in some things, not all
me: ur mind is so dirty :)
Saloni: yes it is or maybe i just can read others' minds and speak accordingly
me: i think u should remove marriage pics from orkut now !
Saloni: what happened
me: nothing, its been bout 2 months. update it,
Saloni: :D
me: dont laugh at me.
Saloni: i will look up at the sky and laugh
me: i like ur smile. keep it up. u stay updated bout india !
Saloni: what does this mean
me: nothing, i said coz u sent that nano thing today :)
one news i got results of mba entrance test last week
Saloni: right and
me: i got 0 percentage in quantitative.
Saloni: but that is very less. why 0
me: i answered just 6 questions out of 25
Saloni: why
me: got 3 right 3 wrong.
Saloni: they were so difficult
me: so 0. bt 10 per cent students were below that
Saloni: that is not a consolation. 99% of people give less results than me on tests
me: ya bt in DI 61 per cent were below my score
Saloni: thats more like it. so anyway u didnt get admission?
me: guess bout english.. i got 80 percentile.
Saloni: u speak good english
me: bt the exam was too tough
Saloni: :)

5 minutes later

me: i never thought to get admission coz its full time course n i cant leave job !
Saloni: then why did u do tests at all?
and think about online or distant education
me: i cant concentrate on study myself so i have to go for coaching. no correspondence.
Saloni: ok just keep in mind u have to progress in life
me: ya, i want all round progress.
Saloni: yeah but better some then none
me: thats to decide. wat to leave what to catch :P
ystrdy mom told me to go for my engagement !
Saloni: and
me: i denied as usual :) she's no charm like u
Saloni: noone is like me so its useless to wait
me: ya, u r the best :D
i said i ll marry or do this job so i think they wont force now :)
Saloni: if ur not in a hurry...
me: i m in hurry bt cant compromise. men r always in hurry to have sex bt when they get it, its totally different :)
Saloni: well...i dont know what to say :)
me: say na.
Saloni: but what
me: ok thats why i cant marry a miss world also for now :)
i asked for reaction if any.
Saloni: miss world...
me: ya, its tough to marry any one.
do u get my sms or not?
Saloni: i got one while i was out
me: thats good.
Saloni: u have to be mr world to get a miss world. but thats another topic
me: no need. beauty is related to women not to men :)
Saloni: oh yes it is related to men too
me: they're diff
Saloni: esp if u want to get a miss world. not to have beauty u should have thick wallet, a veeery thick one.
me: i ll manage with miss area or miss city also.
thats true.
Saloni: for this also, a wallet is needed.
me: then forget it. i ll never get that. i ll settle for seedhi saadi pati vrata bhartiya naari like u.
should i say yes to her then?
Saloni: like me!!
didnt know.
i dont know, its up to u to decide
me: u r so devoted to husband unlike other foreigners :D
so leaving time, cu later.
Saloni: first im little different from others here, second italy is not so western, its in the middle between india n west, and third i have lived in india
me: sweet dreams
Saloni: see u

how to win friends and influence people..

19th September, 2009

me: hii
ati: hii sorry about yesterday
me: why
Rati: aisehi
me: chali gayi thi isliye ?
Rati: if i wer in ur place mujhe bhi aisa hi lagta.
nahi yaar, nw who’s acting dumb?? shaadi k bare me bol rahi hu
me: to main fir lunch ke liye chala gaya
Rati: kk fine
me: ok. kya shaadi ka ?
Rati: arre watevr u said "agar tumhare sath aisa hota to pata chalta"
i thought ovr it
der?
hellloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
me: hold on
Rati: k
me: rite. it’s a tough decision

6 minutes later

Rati: hey
me: gotta go ?
Rati: u seriously dun hav any real frnz?
me: no. not at all
Rati: no yaar.. mere jaane ki raah dekh rahe ho kya? :P
me: not a single :(
Rati: Q?
me: nai to
Rati: but y?
me: aaj to stock market band hai. free hu.
Rati: arre lekin tumhe aaj tak koi frnz nahi the?
me: i dunno hw to make frnds and influence ppl
Rati: aisa kaise?
me: jab time tha banane ka tab try nahi kiya
Rati: par kuch to reason hoga na iske behind
me: ab wife ne take over kar liya. kehti hai pehle shaadi baaki sab baad me :(
Rati: hmm.. lekin whn u wer in school? tab bhi nai?
batao na
me: wohi to kaha na maine
Rati: ok..
me: nahi kar paya smhow :(
aur ab to identity is priority. uske bina koi dosti kare kyu ?
Rati: hmm..
me: wt u say? u go out and meet ppl. first they want to ask u who u r and wht do u do, whr do u live :D
Rati: to bata dete na, usme kya prob hai?
me: i dnt knw the answers :D
Rati: :) hey
me: actually i knw bt they r wrong :D
i ll be bak in half hour
Rati: ok cya

22nd September, 2009

me: us din prakruti ne tumhe bataya tha “go to yahoo paresh is waiting”
aur ab jaake puchh rahi ho lol
rati: nahi.. wo nahi.. lekin tum dono ki baat karne ki style kaafi similar hai...
m 99.99% positive it cud b u... u can share it wid me.. m ur frnd.. kisi ko nahi bataungi.. but plz dont lie to me... m serious.

u want a son?

17th September, 2008

me: hii honey :P
so rahi ho na :D
Shilpa: hie..nah.. :P
me: so ? idle kaise ? see my status :P
Shilpa: aiwei bas time pass karing..
yeh..kiske liye hai ;)
me: you :P
Shilpa: :)
me: do u belive :D or not ??
Shilpa: honestly..i dnt kw :
me: hihi hi honestly i do miss you :)
Shilpa: bt if u wnt me to believe..i will :)
me: its like i m your boss :D
Shilpa: lolz..
me: fine this is a weird boss u knw :P
Shilpa: hmm...toh? aur kuch farmaiye..kaise ho
me: in crunch mood today..
whats crunch mood btw :D
Shilpa: pata nai..
me: dont say tht, ok i m feeling butterflies in stomach. coz m going for 6 weeks training to jabalpur :(
Shilpa: hmm..ok..gud hai..
me: kya good
Shilpa: kaisi training?
me: aiwei :D
Shilpa: aiwei kya...bol na dumbo..
waise ek baat bata...tu kabhi bhi raat ko ol nai hota hai kya? ghar par hota hai tab bhi?
me: are tv nahi to pc kahan hoga ghar pe :D
bt in nexxt month i ll be. coz din me trng classes hogi so no pc :(
Shilpa: hmm...ok to miss me :)
me: u like it late night ? it was double meaning :P
Shilpa: nah nothin lyk dat..par tuze kabhi dekha nai..so i asked
me: cyber cafe to raat ko nahi khula rehta. max 10 baje tak.
Shilpa: waise pata hai..kal raat ko earthquake aaya tha yaha..bahot chhotasa...par kisi ko pata hi nai chala..bas muze hi feel hua :(
me: you r very sensitive maybe :P
Shilpa: hehe na..sab soh rahe the..dats why :D
me: ya to koi kutta aa gaya hoga tere bed k paas
Shilpa: at 3.30 am
me: to smell ur sensuous body :P
Shilpa: :((
me: which floor u live on ?
Shilpa: 3rd
me: i was sleeping at the time of the big quake in 2001 :D
Shilpa: hmm...
me: tht time my time was set at about 8:30 to come out of bed nd it came at that time
Shilpa: i ws v small at dat time..nd happy too
me: nw you r nt happy ?
Shilpa: tough question :((
me: u said u were happy tht means nw its diff.
obviously in childhood we dont care. happens to all
Shilpa: yeah...i miss my school lyf
me: i miss more of college life. school me to vaise bhi restrictions hote hai.
Shilpa: still i luv ma school lyf
me: anthng special ? crush :P ?
Shilpa: college bhi thik hai..bt abhi bhi colg main hi hoon..so..
nah school main nahi tha..i ws in girlz school
me: hw boring
Shilpa: nah it wasnt boring. crush toh..hua tha..wen i ws in 11th
me: same class ? guess it must be a teacher as usual :D
you r on phone ??
Shilpa: showie mom ne bulaya tha..
me: ye mom bhi na :(
kabhi dekhti hai apni chat? mere msg especially ?
fir se bulaya kya :)
Shilpa: showie...again..
me: its ok
Shilpa: so whr wer we
me: orkut is here with porn videos :P
i asked does ur mom or other family member see ur chat ?
Shilpa: orkut pe dekhta hai ya u tube pe?
me: orkut. utube slow hota hai
Shilpa: nahi abtak to nai dekhe hai..why?
me: nd search is nt easy.
aise hi.. parents may wnt to check wat their daughter talks
Shilpa: hmm...
me: even in office sm colleagues want to see what i chat bt i hide quickly :D
saliva dropping to armpits and the girl is licking it :P
do u wear sari ??
Shilpa: nah..bas chhoti thi tab ek do bar..pahni thi
me: so u like or not ?
Shilpa: i like sari..
me: to shaadi k baad ghar me saari pehnana :)
Shilpa: hmm..lets c..probably nahi..
me: why ? thik hai thodi der pehan lena. bed room me main nikal dunga :P
Shilpa: ah..kya ye videos ka asar hai..
me: u knw it :P then wht u decided ?
Shilpa: lolz..r u ok..why shud i decide al these things..now..
me: its important u see. for the better development of our child nd hence the progress of india
Shilpa: our child...? ahem ahem
me: means ? u want a son ? no i want a daughter :)
hey bt ud didnt say hw to use those fonts ?
Shilpa: which fonts..?
me: scrap wala.
Shilpa: ok..its actually greasemonkey script
me: means ?
Shilpa: konsa browser use karta hai?
me: microsoft
Shilpa: explorer ? den it will nt work..
me: did i tell u tht funny dp thing ?
Shilpa: nah..u didnt
me: so u remember that OK i m not a star dp of mine ? i put sm days before?
Shilpa: hey..m leaving..
me: hey sweetie baat to puri karne do
Shilpa: k showie :D
ab bol na... fast
me: download ho raha hai
Shilpa: firefox?
me: virus to nahi aayega na?
yes
Shilpa: pata nai..
me: so wat happend is a guy frm ahmedabad
Shilpa: net protector nai hai kya?
me: listen to the story first :
Shilpa: bas tuze hi ans kar rahi hoon na :(
me: so that guy found out the image chef application of face book frm where i got that newspaper. he wrote “Katrina : i love u - Praful” as the headline lol
Shilpa: funny
me: so will u come on friday ? and saturday?
Shilpa: friday..yeah sure..
k phir..m leaving..
me: i hv a doubt tht smone is waiting for u, he's better thn me. isnt it :(
Shilpa: lolz..nothin lyk dat..
me: then wy so much hurry ?
i looooooooveeee you
say once :)
Shilpa: kyun k mom daat rahi hai..maine aaj class bhi bunk kar di :D
me: achha kiya
Shilpa: luv u too honey
me: thnks. better u tell once every day :D
here too sm voices frm peons coming. they wnna shut the shop oops office :D
Shilpa: hmm..so ur leaving too..
me: lets see hw long i can, 7 tak khinch sakta hu vaise bt unke biwi bachhe hai apne nahi :D
Shilpa: :D
hmm..gud hai.. k chal bye i hv to go..
me: ya
Shilpa: sry baby...catch u laterz..
me: good night dream nice sleep well
Shilpa: u too..
me: baby :D baby to tum ho 18 saal ki :P m 28 nw :D
Shilpa: lolz ya k..
me: i wish smone care me like baby by the way, nt so lucky bt :(
Shilpa: dnt worry sweetie u will get someone..waise koi ladki dekhi?
me: dekhi ek lecturer, nt very good looking yet she said no
Shilpa: why
me: no reason given. i think i ve to prove myself man as yet. its obvious to get no even if the girl is nt up to my standard :D
all the time i say myself kya kar raha hai mard ban :D
Shilpa: k chal final bye nw tk cr ..lub u..tataz allah hafiz :D
me: no comment on mard ban :D
allah ?????? wats that ?
Shilpa: its khuda hafiz :)
me: whn it is said ? dont say i m in sm danger :D
Shilpa: jate waqta bolte hai na :
no no ur not
me: bt it means tht.
ok thnks a lot. m so coward u knw :)
Shilpa: waise pata nai kyun..bt m still here :
me: i love you for that :P
just tell me there's that uMa u knw ?
Shilpa: u do..bt i dnt kw d reason :
uMa ?
me: she used to come to PJ chat room. she's online bt busy on job so wont reply :(
Shilpa: ok..i dnt kw her
me: i hv added about 5 girls frm the chat room :D
Shilpa: i'm one of dem..
me: you too :P
Shilpa: waise chat room main main jati nai hu jyada
me: i knw its almost closed after my grand sessions with puja nd flirting :D
hw much we njoyed it every mrng bt nw ppl dont come there :(
Shilpa: hmm..ok
me: guess she went fr water or toilet for 5 mins lol
so see ya tomorrow then :)
Shilpa: bye
me: rocking night with another quake ahead :D
Shilpa: na :(((

dont misguide me

15th September, 2008

me: hiii beautiful :P
sunti ho? wats ur height ?
Shilpa: hehe....ws sleeping..kayio..m 5.3
me: great. m 5 feet 4.5 inches :D
Shilpa: umm..
me: so we're made for each other :P
Shilpa: dnt start dat again..
me: u mean it ???
Shilpa: yeh..toh tuze kya lag rha hai ? :(
me: thought like girls do. no means mayb, yes means sure etc :D
anywy m unlucky again then
Shilpa: yeh may be :P
me: so maybe ?? its party time then :P
Shilpa: may be ur unlucky :P
me: ohh no see i can understand its weird to decide bout serious relation on net bt i just ask if u hv sm inclination to that direction or not :)
Shilpa: well den ma ans z no..
ws i offlyn before few seconds ?
me: yeah so wat kinda relation we have u think ?
Shilpa: damn..netfrns...
me: u angry with me :(
Shilpa: nah dat ws for ma offlyn thing
me: ok fine. m nt getting my nature actually
Shilpa: nw ur angry?
me: i try hard to get girls to commit to me bt i myself cant commit at all :D
run away frm commitment all the time :D
no way i cant be angry with my sweetheart :P
Shilpa: hmm..fine hai..
me: so even if i keep asking to marry, at the time of deciding u never knw :D
Shilpa: but wen u know k even ur nt ready..why u lyk to ask gals..to marry..its nt even funny :
me: sorry sorry kabhi to karni hai na? my purpose is to let her knw my feelings so tht i dont miss out bfore smone else propose her :P
Shilpa: ok
me: is it bad ?
Shilpa: i dnt knw
me: u knw, tht dentist girl who put baby pic nd nw has put her own pic, told me that she identifies with farhan's character and wants to fulfillll her dream :D
to meri bolti band ho gayeee :D
Shilpa: ??
me: i asked her bout hw was the movie.. my purpose was to discuss similarity with my life to adi's character as usual :D bt she told she identifies with him :(
Shilpa: hehe...cool..waise yeh miss you kis k liye likha hai janab..?
me: for you samaj le :P
Shilpa: sach boliyo..
me: ok there is one more except you, bt most i miss you on gmail :)
the other one is married btw lol
Shilpa: :D nyways m happy...muah..
me: u must be..
was that french kiss :P
Shilpa: french haan..u think its ur lucky day..? :P
me: sure if i get even a virtual kiss :D
Shilpa: lolz..
me: smtimes i think m such a fool to be happy only in virtual stuff i shud get real action :P
wat u say ?
Shilpa: sahi hai..
me: hai na ? hw do u make that straight face
Shilpa: dis one ---> :
me: where's the straight line on kbord?
m i boring u :D
Shilpa: nah..
me: hey wats this bird ? pur ur photo. wat to see whn u r nt online :P
Shilpa: enter k uper ki key use kar..wid shift
me: ohhh yes its there :
Shilpa: its a cream coloured courser.. i lov birds.. nd birdwatching too...of both types ;)
me: so we're same bout other type :D
Shilpa: sab hote hai..
me: plz wait for a while, boss called for meeting :(
Shilpa: will leave in 5 min.. c u in d evening den.. tataz

9 minutes later

me: m back.
Shilpa: k bt m leavin cya..
me: no no dont go na i ll hv to save ur pic on pc :P
Shilpa: u olways say dat..grow up honey..
me: i speak my heart :) its my ambition to be a biiig flirt :D u knw tht :P
Shilpa: if its ur ambition..den u hv to work hard honey..
me: actually i cant practically. even baat karne me sharm aati hai :D
Shilpa: yeh der is one person i kw..nd i lov his flirting..
me: me ? don say tht
Shilpa: nope:P
me: i love u
heart break :(
Shilpa: dats why i said...u hv to work hard.. :P showie..
me: who's that btw? will u marry a flirt ?
Shilpa: just a net frnd
umm...noh
me: thn dont misguide me to learn flirting :D
Shilpa: lolz k
me: anywy i like to be myself nd i m the guy u need, believe me :P
Shilpa: duh..
me: thts wy i just cant flirt in reality. i cant help being honest :(
tht doesnt wrk na ?
Shilpa: it works..
me: ya bt for marriage na, wht if i want to get without marriage :D
Shilpa: see u go for it only if ur capable of doing dat..otherwise...very bad idea
me: wat it takes? wht do i lack? kya aap kuchh roshni daal sakti ho ?
Shilpa: nah...honestly..i dnt kw u dat much..
me: bt the way i talk u can tell. by comparison with others that hw diff im ?
or do i hv any potential or not? shud i hope for a sexy wife or settle for simple gharelu ladki :D
Shilpa: see its v hard for me to judge ppl :(
dnt ask such questions :(
me: fine
Shilpa: :)
me: wat bout photo?
Shilpa: waise u deserve wht u wnt..
me: really? Thnks. i m the hero u knw :D
Shilpa: hehe..yeh sure
me: got a new habit to boost confidence. when i m alone home, i keep speaking.. my name is bond, james bond :P
so did we discuss bout the figure ?
Shilpa: wht? u ok?
me: your figure :P m fine with a little curve :D
ok ok gussa nahi, bad for your health :)
see ya later :)
Shilpa: lolz..nt angry.. but ok hai..bye nw..

in the evening the same day

me: see i was waiting for you. check the time, u said see you in the evening.
dont think k muje koi kaam nahi tha, isliye wait kar raha tha :D

about an hour later

Shilpa: i'm ol now :(

to get us closer !!!

14th September, 2008

me: hii hw r u today ?
Shilpa: hi.. m ok..u say
me: m home, surfing frm cyber café, quite open type u knw ppl can read wht i write so no hot stuff today :P
Shilpa: ya i kw
me: so wat u doing today ?
Shilpa: nothin bas bore hoing
me: thts bad me too being bored. cant even smoke at home :D
Shilpa: umm..
me: u cant giv ur mob. no bt u can call me frm public phn , cant u ?
Shilpa: no i cnt
me: why ? if there's no danger then it must be u who doesnt want to call :)
Shilpa: yup..coz i dnt want to
me: nd why so ? sharmati ho, mere tarah lol
Shilpa: dunno..
me: u can give me any random private no. i ll call u
Shilpa: why...all dis?
me: it will feel good to talk thn chat , dont u think ?
to get us closer :P
Shilpa: bt why u wnt us to get closer..?
me: u knw i want to marry u :D
Shilpa: cud u jus stop being funny nw..i'm serious
me: m too :)
Shilpa: ohho..
me: wht ? i m really serious i tell u :)
Shilpa: ok
me: so ?
Shilpa: so wht?
me: wat actions r we taking to move ahead in that direction :D
Shilpa: why to move ahead..i dnt wnt to marry u :P
me: broke my heart :( wats wrong with me :(
Shilpa: nothing
me: then ? its very early for you ?
Shilpa: stop flirting honey.. told u m already bored
sry i guess i said something wrong..
me: i knew i t :P
frustrating to hv ppl around u trying to read ur msgs :(
i ll hv to leave sweetheart, i cant talk this way :)
Shilpa: ya k
me: bbye see ya tomorrow. possibly in evening today :)
Shilpa: sure..