my historic routine and the future of india !

Note : Whatever is written below is strictly for adults and the writer takes no responsibility for any mental damage to persons reading the post completely with interest using their left mind ! (just try to avoid this note and read on !)

Title and Note were written yesterday and now have got the time to write the post actually and that too in not so good mood so dont expect much, this is just about the boring routine i have gone through in last 2 years or more. I constantly keep thinking that i have to do something to change this time-pass routine and do something so that i dont feel frustrated in every evening thinking how badly i passed my day. But whenever i make up my mind to move ahead in that direction, something or the other occurs such that i just get lost and go back to the same old practice - sleeping in the fucking office and then sulking about it at home.

How the day starts ?
With the wish of sleeping more and getting actual sleep ! Anyway i leave the bed somehow and start searching for a cigarrette and find none, just because i dont keep stock of them to smoke less. That means now i have to wear more cloths and go out to arrange for tea and cigarrettes ! Having this urge to smoke is in a way quite relieving for me actually, because in the past i used to get up with so much frustration thinking about my career and hence future !! So i go out (dont worry just outside the colony gate there's a shop for milk so i m not going too far) and on my way i see children going to school but Mostly i get tense when i see some people hurrying to go somewhere so early in the morning, dont know why but its some kind of hunch to take note of this rush in the early morning. I see dogs out with their owner but many times it seems like the dog is taking the owner for an outing !

What to do till its Office time ?
Nothing actually, so i make 3 to 4 cups of tea and read the newspaper aloud to myself simultaneously listening fm radio ! Those 3 cups of tea are to be taken at 20 to 30 minutes interval so that i stay engaged for about 2 hours at least.

India goes to work at 10.
ha ha ha.. fine, its only me going on my scooter to the usual 4 km route to my (so called) office and not like the title which suggests that i m carrying crores of working class indians with me !
That's a horrific imagination to carry those many people and move around with them throught the day and going home in the evening too lonely ! On the way i see some hot girls going somewhere, i wonder why they always move so speedy, anyway someday i will discover it and maybe catch up with them too ! So after about 10 minutes drive i am here at my (so called) office where i am supposed to do work. Now enters the (so called) bosses who keep giving me rubbish work just to engage me and more importantly my thoughts ! In short i just pass my time, for some i am enjoying my stay in the office, for remaining i am just passing my time, but no one will admit that i was on duty all the time, so i never expect rewards of my Work !

Righteous research

Researchers found that the majority of patrons in a noisy club responded to requests for cigarettes if they could hear the question more clearly on their right side.
In fact, testers obtained the most cigarettes when they spoke directly into the right ear.
Scientists have long known about right-ear dominance, which reflects the brain's left hemisphere superiority for processing verbal information. But earlier studies took place in laboratoy settings and didn't involve everyday human interactions -- until now.
Taking advantage of the real-world ambience of a noisy nightclub, researchers Luca Tommasi and Daniele Marzoli took notes as 286 patrons went about their business with loud music blaring in the background. The majority of folks engaged in conversation listened with their right ear.
In the second study, the researchers approached 160 clubbers, mumbled an inaudible, meaningless sentence and waited for them to turn their head and offer their left or right ear. And in the third study, researchers intentionally spoke to 176 people in the right or left ear, asking for a cigarette. They got far more of what they wanted when they addressed the right ear directly.
Studies corroborate the idea of a common ancestry in humans and other species of lateralized behavior during social interactions, not only for species-specific vocal communication, but also for affective responses.

Miss you so much !!

I am sure this is precisely what my readers all over the world must be feeling as i could not investigate and then publish much about the human feelings trapped in the office space during the past week. The unexpected shock (and relief in some exceptional cases) came mainly because my pc is out of order and i have not been able to get windows 98 software(yes you read it right, that is what i have got to work on in my office !) Ok i can write from other place also but apparently the mind goes blank when trying to find ideas or thoughts consciously !
Anyway, its going to end very soon and all the boredom of reading about profound matter written in extraordinary language shall be removed in a strinkingly natural way !!

Celebrity thing !

Dear general public, the joke's on you !
Yes, I know I've been lampooned in every magazine, mocked in every list of 'what's hot and what's not'; I know every bitter columnist has bemoaned my utter lack of dignity and self-respect. I know I've been the big joke on the music scene for all 30 years of my less-than-prestigious career.

But here's the funny part.

You bought it. You gave me air-time, screen-time, your precious time. You, my dears, have kept me in Gucci sunglasses and Prada handbags. You paid for my swimming pool. I'm currently considering getting a tennis court put in the grounds.

And what have I given you in return? Such classics as "Sex me do" and "Oh Baby Baby" (which, need I remind you, stayed at number one for three weeks despite being universally recognised as monotonous garbage).

I've been accused of taking myself too seriously. The celebrity friends, the designer dresses, every red carpet and all the late-night boozy pap-snaps. Do you think I didn’t know it's all just a game? Just a dance that I performed for your benefit? You gave me a celebrity lifestyle, and in return, I gave you my life - and that was worth nothing to start with.
Oh and I'd like to remind you all that my new movie, "Make room for Albie", comes out on the 25th.

Ciao.
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