True or Dare

25th January, 2008

Me: got my mail?
dont open the attachement. just see the message .
Chitra: which 1? im not in gmail, im using meebo to chat
Me: sub. is nice thoughts, attachement has virus
Chitra: ohhhh why did u send me virus?
Me: honey the msg is good, just attachment is infected.
Chitra: how did u come to know its a virus?
Me: i got it as forward in yahoo mail, they provide scanning.
whats ur status msg? write in hindi :)
Chitra: what is it? i dont know, im in meebo. just changed the pic of the id this morning
Me: so u deleted the msg?
Chitra: yup no risk
Me: secret???? bt i dont know the language :)
Chitra: which 1???
Me: when i just logged in there was smthng written n then it changed.
Chitra's new status message - Връщам се след малко 2:52 PM
Chitra: oho.. yeah in my meebo the status message comes in italian but i changed it, now it should be fine??
Me: haa, fine, main sab samajh gaya :)
Chitra: what? i changed that
Me: there’s no msg now
Chitra: yes
Me: now just that sexy cat :P
what is it doing?
Chitra: tapping the ball of yarn
Me: thank God, i thought choohe ka shikaar kar rahi hai :)
Chitra: isnt it seen
Me: not so clear. i know ppl call u huntress :P
Chitra: only one does
Me: i see one more today, btw i agree.
Chitra: he is same, ashutosh.
Me: bored ?
Chitra: no, was doing something. this pic i suppose my colleague took with my cam
Me: stunning, the pose makes u look great.
Chitra: right na :)
Me: very good choice, u never need to change it :)
Chitra: have u ever played true or dare?
Me: let s play,
teach me first :D
Chitra: i was asking
Me: i m asking,
to learn :)
Chitra: i dont want to play with u. its dangerous. i play with others :)
so was asking if u have?
Me: dangerous? i want to pla,y pleeeeeeeeeeez
Chitra: yeah, dangerous, do u know how to play?
Me: teach me n u ll know hw i play :P
Chitra: na
Me: u cant imagine hw cute ur " na " feels :)
i still wonder bout ur Hindi !
Chitra: i speak like indian
Me: thats why,
Chitra: i have this talent to master pronunciation and accent very fast
Me: k. so lets play true or dare :)
boss called hold on.

6 minutes later

Me: m bak. so u think u r the sexiest italian :D
Chitra: when did i say such thing
Me: sorry, to draw attention :P
btw i think u r one of the most
Chitra: oh sure. this last is true but i dont know whether the most... :)
k im going to eat
Me: for me u r the best. u know my limited circle
Chitra: yeah thats a reason
Me: me too for Tea
Chitra: especially circle of italians
Me: na na.. anywy it will be hard to find sm1 like u even if circle expands :)
u look better r than venera, just her thoughts are interesting :)
Chitra: i dont remember how she's looking
Me: naturally :D
Chitra: what does this mean
Me: u shud remember males :)
so lets play true or dare. :)
Chitra: im going out
Me: see, everyone leaves me alone :(
Chitra: its ur attitude
Me: now what i did today?????
Chitra: nothing
this is how u take things, im going to eat
Me: sharmati kyu ho? bata do, we re friends.
n i love u too.
Chitra: im gong to eat n u say people leave u
Me: oh sorry
Chitra: ok im going
Me: cant stop u from eating :)
bt do cm bak i ll try to change

about half hour later

Me: i think u ve come :)

33 minutes later

Me: so i ve to leave now,
one more Weekend is here, main aur meri Tanhayee,
plz miss call if u r online on Saturday or Sunday :)

Fool Confidence

27th October, 2009

Me: hii sexy :) hw's u
Eesha: am good...no sexy sweetheart n all tat pl yaar, mujhe pasand nahi hai :)
Me: :( wt u like ?
Eesha: hws u? hmm... simplicity
Me: bt i like to tease you :P
Eesha: hah... it's k :)
Me: exams over ?
Eesha: nono/// 30th
Me: thn ?
Eesha: m goin 2 Raibareli on 31st
Me: mine too
Eesha: wt?
Me: why Raibareli ?
Eesha: my sis’ wrkin der n cousins
Me: vacation u mean ?
Eesha: yaah :)
Me: enjoy thn
Eesha: hmm yah...
Me: btw try to increase members n activity in our community
Eesha: waitin 4 d examz 2 get over, havent had a look inside yet. dint find d tym... ll get into it head on after all tis
Me: its ok. i just tell u coz u r the first gal to join. no pressure.
Eesha: ahhhhhh
Me: hw's ur bf :)
Eesha: tats cool... so am an assertive one...
he's gr8... :) v met up yest...a lovely candle light date :)
Me: leave it.. i feel jealous
Eesha: oh sorry
Me: aise hi puchh raha tha lol
Eesha: ya i understand... was wit me smetym back'
Me: so ur weight is still like tht i see in photos ?
Eesha: ha ha ha i get it
Me: i dnt think u ve read my blog as u r busy in exam. i hv written about 20 plus chatting episodes with various gals
Eesha: oh no i ve not
Me: in past 2 years
Eesha: hmmm i wanna read it.. ve got a blog too
Me: really ?
Eesha: ya ya my poems
Me: bt when we first talked u said u dont hv :)
Eesha: i just nw created one
Me: good keep it up.. wht u write ?
Eesha: poems n odd photographs
Me: interesting..i hv got smthng to read today :)
Eesha: those pics re kinda offhand n funny
Me: waiting nymph :P u wrote it ?
Eesha: yes all i wrote, everythn s original der
Me: u knw wt is nymph ??
Eesha: gal. a beautiful gal
Me: lol no i think its a woman very demanding in sex :P
Eesha: wat d fxxxx
no.... chk up oxford dict. i cant b wrong
hey i read ur blog
Me: showie
Eesha: so many chats wit so many gals hmmm
Me: got hung due to typing fast :D
Eesha: interesting read actually.. bhayankar flirt ho yaar. par kamaal hai
Me: got too excited reading tht nymph poem :P
Eesha: mera ek bhi chat nahi.... mai bach gayi
ahh... nthin 2 get excited in tat. it's such a sad poem
Me: abhi to tere 2 mahine hue hai na ;)
Eesha: oh so der's a validity period
Me: wish i cud write poems too
Eesha: he he he
Me: not actually
Eesha: huh... feel smthn frm heart n write it
Me: i say i love u in first or 2nd meeting only
Eesha: it's poetry
hanh so?
Me: u like flirting or not :)
Eesha: no... not really unless it's MY GUY
mai thodi boring hu.... n bharatiya naari hun iss maamle me... though i've done mistakes
Me: ok thn i m urs till we chat , hw's tht :D
Eesha: i prefer d old way
ah ha ha ha good reply.. ur good at tis... i must compliment u, but NO
Me: bt its a fact not just reply..i cn focus on one lady at a time :)
Eesha: m quite attached 2 him
acha can i ask u smthn, can v b frenz lik d way u've other frenz
dnt put me in d category f d other gals u chat wit
Me: so wt r we nw :D they r frnds too :P
Eesha: one sec
Me: give me ur mobile no, they didnt give so u ll be in diff category lol
m restarting, hold on

7 minutes later

Eesha: i just came back
Me: wht mistakes :P
Eesha: was havin sme wrk
mistakes?????????? dnt get it, oh tat....
Me: u said u r bhartiya naari
Eesha: ya past
Me: bt u hv made mistakes
Eesha: hanh hah in past
Me: u mean affairs ?
Eesha: thodi pagal ho gayi thi pyaar me, fell into a depression wen he got his own priorities
Me: ohh sad, so u hv lost him
Eesha: hanh... but am happy nw... at last
Me: if u r madly in love once
Eesha: nt mad tis time
Me: thn its tough to give the place to anybody else, wt u say ?
Eesha: m sanely in love
ya... bt nt impossible. nt same place.. a diff one, he's more f my best friend
Me: i dnt think u r going to love the new man just like u did to tht first one
Eesha: ha ha ah... i'll love n understand him better
d understandin part s very tru
Me: bt if i ws in his place i ll really feel bad tht my wife had love smone madly in past :(
Eesha: hmm tats y ur nt in his place ;)
Me: thts hw i m
Eesha: n tis s me :)
Me: i cnt let anyone else occupy her heart
Eesha: he accepted me wit everythn...
Me: his choice
Eesha: wit my past n evrythn
ya his choice n v're happy together :) tats wats imp
anyway i gotta logout now
Me: i think u ll look like bipasha basu if u get rid of that extra fat :P
Eesha: :) i'm not bipasha so i wnt luk lik her at any rate :P
k i'm loggin out. tc cya good day
Me: i mean like a dark bombshell ;)
Eesha: i'm fair :) incidentally
Me: ok thn fair item girl :D
Eesha: nt so cheap ratings
Me: wht bout mob. no ?
Eesha: ve got lots f dignity
invent it urself n b happy
Me: ok sorry
Eesha: :)
Me: plz give na, i hv no one to talk to

(and the online date continues via offline chats through e-mails..)

28th October, 2009

Eesha: tats sad... everyone cant ve everyone 2 talk 2 al d tym...man ur wrkin... m still 2 reach tat stage... padhoongi nahi to naukri kaun dega... ;)

29th Ocotober, 2009

Me: bhartiya naari ki naukri pati ki seva hai, why bother bout other naukari lol

3rd Noverber, 2009

Eesha: ah huh.... utni berozgaar nahi hun

4th November, 2009

Me: bt u knw wife's job is fun actually :P

7th November, 2009

Eesha: ahnnn.... pata nahi.... don've quite d experience as a wife.... atleast a full fledged wife.... he he he he hws ur office wrk going???? anythn new n happening???
Me: Office atmosphere is completely messed up. I feel like a superstar these days. Whole staff (including bosses) keep watch on me whole day, every minute. Feels like i'm having a photo shoot all the time lolzz
Eesha: y.... u must've done smthn definitely..... which s why de're spyin on u
Me: Nt done nythng yet, maybe they've fool confidence in my potential :D
Eesha: ah yes tats rite.... "FOOL" confidence... tats obvious wen it comes 2 u... he he he he
Me: Hw's urs, fool or full :P
Eesha: technically on the border of both

naastik

14th October, 2009

me: hello kahan gum ho gayi thi ?
Rati: in clg
wil talk later sorry :(

about 2 hours later

me: hii
Rati: hello :) ssup?
me: read my blog ?
m taking out my chat history of 3 yrs to publish :D
Rati: :)
why?
me: bas aise hi :)
Rati: reading...
me: sab ke naam badal diye hai, tumhara naam kya hai wo to tum samaj hi gayi hogi
Rati: ur so different
ya.. i got tht
me: comment karo. sabse pehle teri story likhi thi
Rati: ok fine thanks.. for publishing my thoughts on web... :P
me: its ok my pleasure :D
Rati: :)
me: comment karna jarur
Rati: ya.. i will
me: hw m i different btw ?
Rati: wait a min

9 minutes later

me: 1 min kitne hours ki hoti hai :D
Rati: haan ..ab bolo
ur different bcoz.. u keep doing different thngs :) so simple

3 minutes later

Rati: wat happnd?

15 minutes later

me: tu gayab ho gayi thi. teri 1 minute kitne hours ki hoti hai ?
Rati: are.. was replying to mails...
me: bt offline ho gyi thi na so i thought power cut :D
Rati: nahi..
me: pune me bahut hota hai na ;)
Rati: haan :(
bcoz of irresponsible citizens...
me: tune diary me mallika ki story padhi?
Rati: nahi..
sirf meri wali padhi :P
me: to comment to karo, apni wali me hi kar do
Rati: haan karti hu. abhi poora kaha padha hai, poora to padhne do
me: padhke kya karna hai
Rati: sirf mera wala padh liya
me: hamari hi chat hai
Rati: kuch nai :)
me: copy pasted
Rati: fir bhi..
me: no editing by me
Rati: mai bhool gayi :)
me: thodi bekar ki baate delete ki hogi, interesting banane ke liye
Rati: :)
me: rati=wife of kaamdev :P
Rati: kaamdev who? :-o
kaam-dev lol :D
me: dont knw ?
Rati: no..
me: god of sex ;D
Rati: hahaha tumhe hi pata honge aise log :P
me: maine dharmik books, magazines padhi hai bachpan me
Rati: :)
me: tere jaisa nai hu naastik :)
Rati: lol ohk ohk
kabhi kabhi feed sweetie ok? i dnt cme ol on facebk that often these days :)
me: yeah bt kya hua ki
Rati: oops.. i meant this --> :(
me: ab main mafia wars me jyada busy rehta hau to katie ko just nahla aur khila ke mafiagiri karne chala jaata hu lol
me: so r u going to stay long ? i hv to go hv tea :)
helloooooooooooooooooooooo
rati baby
sunti ho ?????
Rati: haan bolo
sorry
me: upar padho, bina soche bolo bolo karti ho :(
Rati: grow up
me: wo nai
Rati: u gotta marry now :)
me: yahan chat me
Rati: thn?
ohh
cya
“ so r u going to stay long ? “ matlab???

pativrata naari

5th October, 2009

Me: hii sweetheart :)
Eesha: no sweetheart pl...am smbdy else's sweetheart :)
Me: :(
m getting one heartbreak every day
Eesha: sry dude.....
Me: i dnt knw hw many hearts do i hv in my body :D
Eesha: oh goodness... dnt tell me u were planning on me
Me: i told u.. u were short listed :)
Eesha: hanh... bt i thot ur jokin n u dnt really Mean it..
uh uh... who else in tat list... Sweetie???
hehehe
Me: no. she never liked me
Eesha: den? hmm who else?
Me: n i hv nt seen her properly
Eesha: so maybe ur short list ll b easier 2 choose now
uhmm.. ya... shakal pe itni sharam...
Me: i cnt reveal, nw u r someone else' sweetheart :)
Eesha: zulfon se chupa leti hai
Me: bt tell me one thing, u told Me tht u still hv a lot of time
Eesha: ya
Me: before marriage
Eesha: ya i did
Me: nd nw u r committed so soon
Eesha: i'm not married, committed in d sense... bf...
Me: i'll be marrying before u most probably
Eesha: tats al
hmm yeah.... tats for sure
Me: so i cn hope for marriage even nw :P
u must hv told him the same thing bout marriage tht i m young n want to study first lol
Eesha: i dint ve 2.. he understood on his own...
Me: ohh lucky boy, bt i dont think i ll hv someone like u tht dont talk of marriage :(
just an affair :P
Eesha: wat d u mean i dnt get u...he's d right guy actually...
Me: i mean i wnt a gal
Eesha: i'll marry him eventually.... but not now...
Me: tht's nt serious or thinks bout marriage bt every gal i meet thinks nthng bt marriage :P
Eesha: huh... nt really.... it spells lifelong being together...lik... aisa hai.... shld choose d right person...one man... for life
nthin wrong in havin affairs actually...dpends on indv choice
for Me... am a person who really gets emotionally attached... if i do like sm1 else i dnt like them... der's never an intermediary process... which is reqd 4 an affair..so doesnt wrk wit me... :)
Me: so u hv decided to marry him :(
Eesha: as for me i dnt quite plan on marriage n get into tis...i feel he's d right guy fr me.. he can handle me... n understand, same wit him....
Me: handle :D
Eesha: marriage to abhi bahut door hai
Me: wht kind of handling u need ;)
Eesha: hmmm ya in straight meaning... nt double... handle in d sense... my charac my nature
a mature person... n extremely patient, tats wat it takes... n he's such an angel...
Me: so u mean dealing with u, handling is different :D
Eesha: cnt say d reason y bt am madly in love wit him... i really really love him
yep whatever :)
Me: m also sweet nd understanding
Eesha: wo bhi samajh lo
Me: bt smday i feel like manhandling :P
Eesha: man handling.... hmm... 377 revised
Me: just few days back i started reading stories bout bondage nd spanking nd i found it tooo hot :)
i Meant womanhandling :D
Eesha: i heard men lik women who dominate d sack
Me: bt i ll surely want to dominate
Eesha: aggressive in bed :)
Me: aggressive is different
Eesha: uhh... watever...
Me: bt dominating women turns Me off
Eesha: hmm tats cool
Me: i love pativrata naari
Eesha: :) ha ha ha ha ha
Me: who considers husband as god
Eesha: ok...am pativrata 2 my guy... :)
n he's nt dominating too....
Me: u knw what "pati" means in hindi ?
Eesha: v're just lik equals.
Hubby. acha am gonna eat ll b back
tc cya
Me: pati=malik, owner
so its clear
Eesha: uh huh.... tats disgusting
Me: thts the indian tradition
Eesha: i'd never lik such a pati
Me: u knw :)
Eesha: nonsense
Me: bt they've named husband as "pati"
Eesha: k am gonna eat now tc cya :)
Me: okk
Eesha: warped imaginations... am a sanskrit student... i knw stuff
Me: warped ??

bout 2 hours later

Me: hii beautiful :)
so u ve got vacations ?
Eesha: hi..no... wrkin... i bunked 2 wrk. ve got wrk now re... causes f genetic mutations
Me: wt wrk ?
Eesha: ll cya l8r
Me: u mean study ?
Eesha: yeps seminar
Me: when ?
Eesha: tom
Me: evening 6 pm ?
Eesha: causes of genetic mutations
no... morn
Me: i come office around 9.30 in mrng, whn will u come?
Eesha: lesc man... ve got exam... no tym at all. ll chk up soon
Me: u knw u look exactly like a typical south indian actress :P
hott
Eesha: wht!!!!
Me!!! uhhhhh.....
f9
Me: maybe in western outfits u ll be different
Eesha: wat d fuck.... dnt tell me i luk lik sme pro actin in those movies
shitt!!!!!
Me: showie showie
Eesha: wat man...
Me: i talked bout looks sweetheart :)
Eesha: uhhh
Me: nt tht u r like them :)
Eesha: uhhhhh,,,, watever
i'm quite fair actually... contrary 2 popular belief bout southies
in fact nobody believes am southie
Me: ohh thts great thn
so u mean u look like tht fresh photo after bath
Eesha: nt just bath... always wen i'm f9
tat photo was taken in a party, no makeup... i am bit allergic 2 make up
chalo leave
Me: Me too gotta smoke :)
Eesha: ok i got wrk man ll logout now...
cya tc…

here we r now, entertain us

24th January, 2008

me: why didnt you miss call :(
Chitra: when? i was online for 10 mins, on my friend's pc. mine was away, came just now. n last night i was out to have dinner with friends n havent been online at all
me: i saw ur reply at 9.55… what was that?
Chitra: u asked abt my 2nd bf
me: yes. nohting special. i just wanted to start chat :D
n what bout the msgs on mobile?
Chitra: they were good night ones
me: i sent 3 msgs. what bout the other 2??????
Chitra: what were they about? i got one good night msg 2 times
me: llyingggg.. i wrote i ll not sleep until u give a miss call :)
Chitra: this i saw this morning on my email, not gsm
me: i believe u. so my network didnt send those 2.
its jealous :(
Chitra: i dont kno
me: so u shud ve miss called when u read mail at last :)
Chitra: it was just now n u said u woulnt sleep n u must have slept. so its over now
me: yeah, i m a Hardcore optimist, so i thought u ve not read my msg n i slept thinking bout u :)
n as a fact u had not read :)
Chitra: right
me: n then i had u in dreams :P
Chitra: oh really
me: i swear ! i ve not had a discharge since sm 15 days
Chitra: wow so long
me: really ? i ws biting n licking u from head to
Chitra: nah i dont believe
me: why?
Chitra: that u actually dreamed this

About an hour later

me: u dnt have ur mobile ?
Chitra: why
me: u didnt miss call me :(
Chitra: why to miss call???
me: got my msg or not?
Chitra: no
me: ok leave it then, u ve no mercy.
Chitra: what mercy what ur talking about
me: a miss call :)
u know smtimes very little things can make us so happy.
Chitra: didnt know u wanted
me: i Need it.
Chitra: im not a charitable association thou mehul sometimes says i am
me: miss call me now.
Chitra: why
me: coz i love u
Chitra: very sweet of u but i cant do such things without good reasons. u might want many things but it doesnt mean im willing to do them

14 minutes later

me: gussa ho?
r u angry? u r still so proud
so tell me bout ur outings bfore 18 :)
Chitra: no im not angry
didnt have
me: what u didnt have? keyboard :D
Chitra: outings b4 18
Yes. keyboard. u better behave
i dont like ur feeling of - i will do what i want n no one can stop me
me: cant say a PJ :) ????
Chitra: or, i can talk anything without thinking
me: so tum gussa ho
Chitra: no im not angry. im simply telling u

15 minutes later

me: tell me any one name of Indian Girl which doesnot Contain any of Vowel...i.e. a,e,o,u,i.......???
Chitra: i dont know such
me: so what u usually do on a date?
Chitra: i thought u r gonna say such time
me: dating is not allowed i n my family
Chitra: sorry i meant name. female name without vowels
me: thats a tough one.i guess no name is possible without vowels :D
Chitra: should be so
me: rnt u bored :)
Chitra: somewhat. i have many other things to do so not much
me: i m totally bored, need entretainment :)

5 minutes later

Chitra: here we r now, entertain us
me: he he he i meant u to entertain me :D
Chitra: im speaking on ur behalf n this is line from a famous song
me: very funny. ystrdy i had chat with Venera
Chitra: wow
and
me:
i love psychiatrists
she's very positive, diff than all girls i chatted bfore.
Chitra: she is italian and has nothing to do with india
me: i need to smoke now, see ya tomorrow good night
Chitra: bye