dont laugh, this is for smiles only...

* 10 things to do when u r in lift !

Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!

Move your desk in to the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on ask them if they hear something ticking.

Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

Grinning, stare at another passenger for a while, and then announce, "I have new socks on.

Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to all others, "This is my personal space."


* Never Use This Pickup Line!
1. You Know, its girls like you that make me wish I were a Lesbian.
2. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
3. If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
4. Are we related? or we should start now ?
5. I just s**t in my pants. Can I get into yours?
6. Do you just wanna get naked?
7. I did not know that Miss India used to live right here.
8. Wow! are those real?
9. Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
10. Can I flirt with you?
11 Are your pants from outer space? seems like your back is out of this world !
12. Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
13. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
14. Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?
15. If you were the Virgin Mary, could I bless you?
16. Would you like Gin and Platonic or do you prefer Scotch and Sofa?
17. You smell kinda pretty, Wanna smell me?
18. Girl you must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day.
19. Have you ever heard of naked pretzel? Ok, sit on my magical lap and we'll see what rises!
20. Excuse me, but i think i dropped something!!! MY JAW!!!!
21. How do you know that I'm not loving you now?
22. The only thing you eyes haven't told me is your name.
23. You remind me of my Grandma except i haven't slept with you yet.