Eat well Get fat !!!

20th December, 2007

me: hello
Saloni: hello
me: ystrdy i waited for 5 mins. bt u didnt initiate as always :)
hellooooooooo
Saloni: yeah was looking for some phone number. i dont have time to see who is online n who is not :)
whoever wants to chat can message.
if ur not happy with this i can see n probably initiate now and then but it really doesnt matter at all.
me: feels good when a pretty lady calls u , u know :)
Saloni: right. i can imagine.
me: u read minds , i know. i m reading men r from mars, women from venus since 2 days.
Saloni: its good book. i have read it n there r more books from this author. all on this topic. all r good i think.
me: so did u find it useful?

7 minutes later

Saloni: yes, it will be useful for u too i hope.
me: its true that men n women r diff.
Saloni: of course.. like different breeds of humans... :)
me: just read one chapter ystrdy, seems interesting, i hope i could get one gf :)
Saloni: hmmm what else
me: then i ll hope to marry the same :)
seem busy, see u later, gotta have a smoke :)

38 minutes later

me: u offfline??
Saloni: no. our accountant was here and i was busy with her
now have to go for lunch
me: so late for lunch?
Saloni: bcos of the people in office
me: hw?
Saloni: now im going see u later
me: then see u on monday :)
i ll be here if u come online from home :)
Saloni: ok
me: eat well get fat :P
dont like ok, OK is NOT ok :(
Saloni: for u. to others it can be fine.
me: dont know why it hurts
Saloni: :)
me: ur smile is good.
do u think i m flirt? honestly tell.
Saloni: i cant say. maybe little, im going
me: ok. little is cool :) thanks for ur opinion.

10th January, 2008

me: welcome bak
Saloni: u welcome
me: didnt u miss me ?
Saloni: i have less time to chat
me: k
Saloni: so how ru, what is new, any marriage in prospect?
me: i dont like tallkin marriage : (
Saloni: :)
me: i wnt to marrry soon bt no prospect :)
Saloni: im in boss office
me: why?
Saloni: my pc is for repair, it will be ready tmrw but boss cant imagine me not working. took me to his office n here i have to change the pcs all the time. n im planning to go n tell him im going home.
me: how is ur boss?'
Saloni: he is fine thanx :)
me: good looking? u didnt get? i mean nature, attitude..
Saloni: he is 50. nature ok, he is funny n joking.
me: 50?
Saloni: what
me: bosses r always old, na?
Saloni: thats why they r bosses.
me: so does he exploit u ?
Saloni: no i cant say so
me: so u say NO. or u cant say YES? :D
Saloni: rather not
me: fact is bosses r meant to get the best out of us :)
Saloni: sounds good but the means used r not always nice. i dont like bosses generally
me: no one likes bosses. u like me?
Saloni: lets not talk about me n u :)
my husband has bday today...
me: wish him Happy Birth day from me !
Saloni: sure :) i had planned party for today but bcos my boss is still keeping me here i wont. n the people whom i m thinking to invite said its better on saturday as we had thought b4.
me: i dont believe in dates. whenevr u feel like celebrating, do it.
Saloni: yes ur right in this. we will celebrate tonight too, but just me n him. u know, i bought cross trainer. it should arrive home hopefully today.
me: so u gained again?
Saloni: i think so but its not bcos of this only. to stay fit.
me: n look at me, i want to gain, bt cant.
Saloni: ur body structure is like that
me: maybe due to stress..
hold. i llbe bak soon

12 minutes later

Saloni: stress is not good
me: ya, bt it s my best buddy :) from childhood.
Saloni: it cant be anyone's best friend, its only enemy
me: i mean the only thing that has remained with me for ever.
Saloni: that doesnt mean its ur friend :) usually the bad things remain the enemies...
me: u know now i smoke 5 to 7 a day.
Saloni: and b4
me: 1 or max 2 n that too only in evening. never needed during day. it took just 6 months to reach from 0 to 7 :D
Saloni: ur mad. and why now smoking so much?
me: just dont know why, maybe i want sympathy from ladies like u :)
Saloni: its a very weak n mean way... n wont get u anything
me: i know it downs ur spirit, stemina.
Saloni: it poisons u, make u a lesser man :) will make u snore at nights
me: thats a thrreat..thats why I started it actually :P
Saloni: well its something that will affect ur life with someone, n u dont want it.
why did u start??
me: lesser man :)
Saloni: it will make u even lesser
me: ya i dont feel like having sex after a cigarette for sm hours.
Saloni: yeah.. n u will not perform well, even if u get chance
me: so thats what i dont like.
Saloni: of course it depends from person to person, like in the beginning things can be fine but i think since u have less weight u will feel the effects soon and any way its only making things worse. better keep going to gym, try some sport, hang out with friends outside more.
me: if my girl friend tellls me to quit, i will quit.
Saloni: till that time u will have done a lot of harm...
me: what to do then?
Saloni: simply dont smoke
me: sm1 told me ysterdy to quit. btw i like girls who smoke :P
Saloni: no it doesnt
me: hw do u know :D
Saloni: it looks stupid cos they dont have anything else to show off with so they try to look cool by smoking...
me: i m telling honestly that lady smoking looks sexy :P
Saloni: im sorry for u
me: why
Saloni: have u seen taare zameen per?
me: have u seen NO Smoking ??
Saloni: no
me: me too, NO.
Saloni: i heard its not worth. u should see it thou.
me: thats right, urs is worth. i heard good bout taare zameen....
Saloni: yes its surprisingly good, esp first part.. perfect
me: btw i prefer movies with Heroines.
Saloni: i dont doubt
me: no movie without heroine :D
Saloni: its pathetic
me: have u seen Jab We met?
Saloni: the narrow-mindedness there... and disgusting
yes i have seen it
me: Great. i like kareena soo much. when she calls Shahid yaar or boss , u know :)
n the most when she speaks Gaalis in hindi :P
Saloni: i dont like kareena kapoor
me: naturally, go for shahid.
Saloni: i dont like him also
me: have u seen " Chameli "
Saloni: he looks like little boy.
no
me: she acted a prostitute in that.
Saloni: i heard
me: seen Omkara ?
Saloni: no
me: now i m sure, u dont like her :)
Saloni: karisma is better
me: see again
Saloni: n they both r not exactly beautiful
me: i dont like her at all, seen Eitraaz ?
Saloni: no
me: she advocates her husband's case against Priyanka who claims that her husband raped her .
btw, this much beauty is enough for me :P
Saloni: that looks nice story. im sure it is enough for u.
me: u know my a girl complained against me?
Saloni: no.. really ?
me: ya, for sending an sms only :)
Saloni: to whom did she complain
me: i m desparate togo away from her :)
Saloni: maybe she complained in order to get noticed
me: isnt that bad? it should be private affair, why involve others?
she told me " shut up " in public !
time to go, see u tomorrow :) dream bout me !
Saloni: yeah maybe indeed she wanted to get attention
me: i always attend :)
Saloni: or maybe u wrote something ashlil in the sms :)
me: no i wrote nthng like that
Saloni: well she overreacted thats it
me: anywy leave her. i m wating for a good position to shift from here.
u r off line again see u tomorrow, closing time
dream bout me :)