Sundays ko Shut up !!!

26th July, 2008

me: good mrng :)
Mallika: morniingg..!!
me: aaj subah subah :D
Mallika: aiwei..
me: saturday college off ?
Mallika: colg hai toh..bt at 12.30
me: :P btw lost sleep at 5 am today nd was dreaming bout u :P
Mallika: abt me..?
ok
me: want details :P ? vaise roj aate hai dreams, aaj it was you :P
Mallika: nah its k
me: nt interested :( ??
Mallika: k tell
me: so i was in mumbai smhow
Mallika: leave it..
me: wait, smone came
Mallika: so..kaisa hai?
me: ok u got it :D actually there was only sex i was trying to make a story :D
Mallika: blody hell..iks..why?..nyways leave it..
me: wat ? gussa ho :( ?
Mallika: gussa nai hoon.. waise bhi its none f ma buisness..
i asked u hw r u? :)
me: its so funny :D thnks, koi to hai jo khabar puchhta hai. ab to mom bhi call nahi karti :(
m feeling good today, just one cgrt till nw. u see muje vaise hi nasha rehta hai, use utarne ke liye smoking karni padti hai :D
Mallika: new video upload kiya hai..watch it
me: boss says leave chatting n do sm wrk :D
Mallika: s/he is rite..!! :P
me: hope it was she :P i wont have to chat then :D
Mallika: ok
me: hold on
sorry kal boss nahi tha, kuchh kaam nahi kiya :D
Mallika: why guys like to say sorry ? :D
me: coz i dont like to make u wait :)
Mallika: honest ans? nah..rite?
so wht else? still its pausing :D
me: ya boss is here. bt i m so besharm :D
nd answer was honest ok :)
Mallika: ok :)
me: btw saturday ko sab thanda kyu ho jaata hai, hum bhi kya US ki system me aa gaye hai..weekend blast :P
Mallika: thanda..? wat do u mean by dat..? nw a days i prefer to go to colg on saturday
me: i ve got a feeling that i m the boss whom ppl respect on weekdays bt on saturday sunday i m so bored and lonely nd nobody will listen :(
hv u heard that slogan radio mirchi presents......sundays ko shut up :D
Mallika: mirchi nai sunti hoon..i like radio city
me: actually I change channels constantly :D there's menka on radio one, shilpa on radio city, dr. love on mirchi, prakruti on mirchi who is almost my wife :D
Mallika: ohhk
me: dont knw hw she knws my mood, its really weird bt i feel like she talks to me only
Mallika: dats sweet..
me: bt kind of crazy dream, isnt it ? i just hope its nt true :)
Mallika: nah..its gud
me: sure feels great to talk on air :P
bt nw i m quite used to like a celebrity :D
Mallika: hmm..
me: tum muje pagal samj rahi ho na :)
Mallika: nah...
me: good then, to sunday ka kya prog hai
daru sharu , talli :D
Mallika: lolz nah..ab tak toh kuch plan nai hai
me: ladki dekhne jaana hai :( ghar walo ko ek hi kaam hai
Mallika: hv u heard pichle saat dino main songs frm rock on..? its owsome :D
lolz..achha hai na..waisebhi tuze bhi toh shadi karni hai na..
me: main to radio pe bajenge tab sununga, tv kahan hai ?
Mallika: hmm.. k toh phir radio pe kaunsa gana aya hai..rock on??
me: none i think
Mallika: tv pe bhi nahi aya hai ..pichle saat dino main..i hv cd
me: ok i m nt in the habit of buying cd or cassettes. lower middle class mentality :D
Mallika: ah..ok
me: coming back to sex , do u mind ur husband having affairs :D
Mallika: husband..ya of course
me: u mean after marriage not allowed ?
Mallika: nope..
me: sad. given that nobody is perfect :D
Mallika: i kw..den i guess it depends on dat situation
me: right see if for example husband needs sex every night nd wife likes just twice in week, wht he will do :P
Mallika: damn ..dis is prob
me: hai na ? so wht s the solution ? i think every couple shud do nd check bfore tying the knot :D
Mallika: i'l say he shud learn masturbation in a gud way :P
me: lolz
Mallika: bye nw m leavin, colg hai
me: cant wife help :P
Mallika: bye dear..tk cr
me: i love u :)
kal milnege ?
Mallika: yup

Love never means tying someone...

25th July, 2008

me: hiila
Mallika: hie
me: hw r u today :)
Mallika: m gud..u saY
me: ok fine aur nayee photo dekh meri
Mallika: photo dikh nai rahi hai
me: hay raam meri kismat to footi ki footi hi rahegi :(
Mallika: yup ok
me: when u r bored u say ok, isnt it :D
Mallika: hmm..not really..
me: sheela kehti hai use boys me koi intrest nai. i tried to explain hw the male and female hormones wrk and attract to each other :P
Mallika: toh..
me: to fir gussa hoke bhaag gayee :D
Mallika: bhaag gayee....? ok
me: manje offline ho gayee :D
Mallika: hota hai..
u kw yest it ws rainin.. :D
me: lucky for u yahan to thodi boonde girke fir band :(
dhoop hi dhoop state govt is bout to declare draught :D
Mallika: chal m leavin in 5 min
me: exactly as i feared, i love u bt i do bore u
Mallika: bas ek bande ki website correct karni thi..so i came ol
me: i knw i knw, if i was interesting to chat u cud hv stayed more
Mallika: u knw?
me: ya i knw that i dont hv interseting things to talk to make u stay ol
Mallika: noh i hv class na..dats why..no bunking for comp class ;) :D
i kw bt..jus wanted to say k..reason is nt u..
me: means ?
Mallika: nothin
waise porn dekh k bore ho gayi hoon..
me: me too, go for the real thing is the only way nw :P
Mallika: naah..
me: it was for me :D n i wont advise u :)
Mallika: ok
me: dont mind bt r u a virgin :P ?
Mallika: u dnt hv ny right to ask dat.. i guess
me: :( :(
i ll tell u my status :)
Mallika: waise it doesnt matter...dis q doesnt exist..
me: why ? i object mi lord. it may be very humiliating to meet your wife's bf with whom she had slept some time :(
Mallika: bt she "had" toh kya farak padta hai?
me: vishwas ki baat hai vaise, if u r confident bout her loyalty after marriage is with u only then ok
Mallika: bt ya ok hai..u shud know everythin abt ur wife..bt only abt wife..
so
me: who other than wife u mean ?
Mallika: nothin
me: honestly i ll want her to have only one man in her life and forget all before marriage. never tell me about it, i ll be happy. not knowing is good
Mallika: i mean den wats d use in askin ur net frnd abt her virginity...does it make ny sense?
me: i m studying various chat frnds regarding their age, study, mental status, social status, experience with various phenomena, thats why :D
Mallika: watever..
me: if u r virgin ur responses will be recorded in memory
Mallika: k nw b'bye..
me: ruk jao na
Mallika: tk cr lov u
me: sorry for that question. u can hav affairs as much u like ok :)
love never means tying smone

There's something about tea !

22nd August, 2007

me: ok i'll call first…hi
Sofia: what
me: good morng
Sofia: hi
me: where r ur forwards>
Sofia: missing them or relieved that there r no :)
i've got but havent sent yet
me: missing…send now.
so u think i should select sm1 with good smile,
Sofia: sorry dad called
hansmukh
me: why?
Sofia: bcos it will be easier to interact with her n this u going to do whole life
me: reply soon, lunch time.

52 minutes later

me: no time to read fwd, heavy pressure.
what happened? ur dad told u not to talk to me?
Sofia: no, im having net probs
either i m sending messages n ppl dont get or i dont get what they say
u want forwards but then dont read them :)
me: just told to stay whole night.
Sofia: im going to eat
me: njoy ur luch then

58 minutes later

me: hw's lunch?
Sofia: good. Mcdonalds. its tea-time 4 me too
me: item? alone or in group?
Sofia: what item
me: burger etc. u know here they serve only burgers
Sofia: well probably they serve other things too
me: n did u eat alone?
Sofia: i ate salad, toast and wedgies. cant finish the wedgies, i bought them n ate here in office. colleagues r in holiday, no one to eat with
me: akele nahi khana chahiye. ;)
ppl call so in india
Sofia: if there is no one, should i not eat at all?
me: joking. coz i m always alone. today skipped lunch. only bhajiyas. now bout to go for tea.
Sofia: im having mine in front of the pc
me: lucky u. bt its good to get rid of pc n go out for tea or coffee
Sofia: right
me: n my eyes r already strained. i ve been checking, downloading mails constantly today
Sofia: ok ok :)
me: m not complaining
so what dad said? if u like to say :)
Sofia: asked the email id of my friend as he is making presentation materials for her mother's project for building temple
me: temple? is he indian?
Sofia: plz wait im on phone
me: these bloody calls :(

52 minutes later

me: hi m bak :)
Sofia: had tea?
me: yes. tea is related to girls here.
Sofia: how
me: like when u go to meet a girl for marriage, she gives u tea, there's something bout tea that i dont know ;)
Sofia: that is not right as tea is giving on every occasion usually a few times a day
me: thats true bt there r implied meanings sometimes.
Sofia: hmmm
me: n what's this boob bout? there's a colleague behind n i opened ;)
Sofia: happens. the pic's name is first signs of gay cos the baby is making face as if doesnt like it
me: maybe her milk doesnt taste good :)
kahan gayee?
Sofia: phone. it cant be that it doesnt taste good
me: ya, bt maybe he tasted sm1 else ;)
Sofia: they must be same
me: what do u mean?
Sofia: what do U mean
me: u mean all breast milk taste EXACTLY the same?
Sofia: well no but almost
me: n what bout the smell of the lady?
Sofia: never tried many milks. smells r very different
me: i see from that child's view point :)
Sofia: ur able too easily to see from its point of view, isnt it little alarming........
need to go to the bank
me: hw? dint get u
Sofia: u see from its point of view very easily

39 minutes later

Sofia: im back

20 minutes later

me: so where were we?
Sofia: on phone
me: these bloody phones, i'll break ‘em all one day.

32 minutes later

me: hi, phone chalu hai?
Sofia: ji nahi
me: to kya har baar muze hi initiate karna hai :)
Sofia: ji nahi :)
me: want to hear only ?
Sofia: phone
me: a joke..
Blonde: I think my tits are full of water.
Doctor: How do u figure that?
Blonde: Every time a guy squeezes them my pussy gets wet
Sofia: :)

as she didn't reply for few minutes...

me: it happens every day, all the pretty ladies go on phone.

7 minutes later

Sofia: yeah it was phone again. i needed to look for a document for long time
i hurt my finger :( cut it on one folder
me: ooh no..hw? is it paining?
Sofia: the paper folders have these 2 metal pieces to hold the paper
me: have medicine? or smthng to relieve pain?
Sofia: its not that bad
me: must stop bleeding first
Sofia: just a cut with little blood :)
me: n u wrote u CUT ur finger :(
Sofia: thats how its called! i cut my finger. it doesnt mean i cut it off :(
i accidentally inflicted a cut on it, if u prefer this way
me: ok. happens every day with me when i shave. still learning it after sm 10 yrs :D
Sofia: shabash :) u learn really fast. i dont hurt myself at work, usually at home. esp. when cooking
i just found out there is wine at work

3 minutes later

Sofia: do i need to initiate now

Aashaayein.....

20th July, 2008

me: hey you :)
Mallika: heylo
me: us din kya hua tha ? bhaag gayee thi ?
Mallika: nah..i guess power cut..
so..how are you?
me: honestly speaking Exhausted :P :D
frm the reality of life i mean :D
politics, back biting,
Mallika: hmm..nice
me: ?? i tried to break my mobile last night bt cudnt. its wrth 9000 Rs :D
Mallika: k
kuch hua hai?..ya fir aisehi?
me: pata hota to solution ka kuchh karta na :(
i m too dumb practically bt i smell manipulations :(
Mallika: jane tu dekhi?

3 minutes later

me: sorry..khidki pe khada hoke cgrt pi raha tha :D even as no one 's around here in office
ha parso shaam ko riots ho gaye the city me to sab jaldi chale gaye, muje bhi jaan a pada. bore ho raha tha to chala gaya
Mallika: brb

4 minutes later

Mallika: waise tu sunday ko bhi office main kyun ata hai?
me: time pass. actually kya hai ki no family, no gf, nt even bf :(
hw to spend the whole day
Mallika: hmm..k
me: kya ye teri shayri hai :) (about the shayri in her status message)
Mallika: nope..par muze pasand hai
me: kuchh lines nahi samja
mere chaar soo main ??
dard bhi apne alehdaa ker
Mallika: leave it..so koi novel padh raha hai kya aajkal?
me: cat o nine tales.. short stories from prison diary of jeffrey archer
then i ll start rage of angels
Mallika: hmm...k
me: hw is kisment conneciton ?
Mallika: eh...dunno..nt interested
me: u watch english movies ? here i cant. mayb no audience, only hulk and indiana jones type screened :D
Mallika: kabhi kabhi.. nw i'm interested in Rock oN..!! i lyk farhan :)
me: rock on se yaad aaya. i think farhaan ko Don aur Lakshya banane ka idea mere upar se aaya tha :P also Dil chahta hai bhi :D
Mallika: Lakshya movie toh maine nahi dekhi hai..par tabse i like farhaan..i like his voice
chup kariyo..kuch bhi bole ja raha hai...its nt funny for me.. :)
me: ok i knwo i m psychic :P bt the sixth sense says so :D
u remember Koi kahe song frm dil chahta hai ???????
Mallika: yup
me: “aaj main aapse baat karunga naukri paane ke 100 tarike” lol
i feel like he told me coz i always thought of job right frm entering college :D
Mallika: :)
me: aur wo gaana “apni jo paath shaala, masti ki paathshaala, na koi padhne wala, na koi likhne wala” :x
Mallika: pata hai its nt rainin here :
me: same prb here plus dhoop ho gaye hai
hold on phone
lagaan, sarfarosh, rang de basanti aur mangal pandey ki story fir kabhi :D
Mallika: thank you..
me: lol
wives r like this only cant stand husband's fame :D
Mallika: hogi toh..
me: possessive wife :P
me: yahan ki purani jeans ki jo host hai na, wo muje bahut line maarti hai :P radio mirchi pe :P
Mallika: lol k
me: no really, trust me :)
Mallika: k
me: i m really boring u , right :)
Mallika: ya may be..
waise ol ane se pahle bhi..muze bore hi ho raha tha....bad day..bt i hope pura week achha hoga.. :)
coz m havin ma comp class..mon to friday..
me: means with the comp teacher :( ??
Mallika: yup..
me: hw old is he ? married ?
Mallika: 28..yup married
me: married aadmi haraami hote hai. dont go near him
Mallika: eh..nothin lyk dat...waise bhi its nt a tuition...class hai..
nd he is v good teacher :)
me: teacher to thik hai, baaki to nahi na kuchh :P ??
dont know why i m acting jealous :D
Mallika: ur not jealous...so stop it
bt cute hai..i lyk his voice too
me: ya i m feeling kind of bad, dont say more nw :(
Mallika: k
me: call me mera voice bhi kaafi achha hai, gaana itna achha nahi hai 9**********
Mallika: nah..m nt goin to call u..
me: why :( use public phone to hide ur contact :D
Mallika: still
me: once i asked one lady in chat to call me nd she did :D
nd i was so nervous, koi shabd nahi nikla muh se :D
Mallika: so
me: i dont even remember wat she said :D plus i was in canteen. i asked her to call me bt she didnt intimate bfore calling :(
Mallika: k
waise is it necessary to tell me all dis? :P
me: tumko pata to chale call par meri kya halat hogi :D
Mallika: lol k
me: to sawal ye hai ki baat to chat me hoti hi hai, phn kyu karna ??
wht u say ?
Mallika: i agree..! aur fir yahi sab to bolna hai..
me: aur mere liye imp ye hai ki i get really nervous :D
i feel like saare padosi diwaro pe kaan tikaye meri baate sun rahe hai :D
live telecast ho raha hai :P
ek baar voice sun ne k liye thik hai vaise :)
Mallika: hmm...
me: to karti ho ?? whole dept is empty, less nervous ness :D
btw hw were marathi jokes :P
Mallika: i said no
gud
me: maine matlab puchha tha ek me shayad ?
Mallika: dunno
me: hostelchya mulgi....
really ?
Mallika: it doesnt make ny sense
me: then why u said its gud :D
Mallika: woh 2nd wale k liye tha
me: uska bhi main nahi samja :D ??
virjan ?
Mallika: in dat case..it ws related wid sperms
me: kaash bhookh nahi lagti to hum chat karte hi jaate :(
ab tea and lunch saath me hoga
u eat non veg ?
Mallika: i lov nonveg food
me: do u cook too ?
Mallika: mom achha banati hai..
lol no
me: marks cut for cooking :D
Mallika: marks?
me: main wife k liye ek criteria banaya hai..diff skills hv diff marks, total score matters
anywy
Mallika: puhleezz...ha..usse mera kya lena dena..
me: its bout looks, wealth, background, study, intelligence
i still hope to marry u :P
Aashayeen..........:)
keep watching, keep guessing
Mallika: wt
me: for the forthcoming john abrahm starrer :D
u dont intend to marry soon, right ? my plan is within 2 yrs :)
Mallika: paresh..stop it
me: ok ook sorry sorry srryyy, i m really hungry :(
will u stay when i come back :)
Mallika: wen ur comin bac?
me: max. half hour
Mallika: den no :P
me: i get a feeling that kisine tera dil toda hai kabhi :) ??
m i right ?
Mallika: no
me: ok wo to aise hi, pata hai i m dumb at understanding girls :D
see ya hopefully after tea snacks :)
Mallika: bye..

39 minutes later

me: see i m back in time :)

(and she's gone already, maybe enough of me for a sunday !)

how many kids ???

13th July, 2008

Me: hi you :) kal kya hua tha ??
Mallika: powercut
hwz u?
Me: ok, feeling nice after less smoking :)
Mallika: gud :)
Me: bt i doubt hw long it will last :D
Mallika: hmm...
Me: kal ek ladkine muje rotlu kaha :(
Mallika: waise tu har bat pe rota toh hai.. :P
Me: usne kaha yahi k tum PJ comm me bhi rote ho :(
hw did she find it ?
Mallika: hmm..comm ka i dnt kw
Me: anywy thats my nature, kaafi kam hua hai vaise rona
Mallika: hmm..bt its nt a bad thing
Me: totally band nahi hua :D
Mallika: gud hai
Me: rona ?? lol
Mallika: rona means nt exactly dat..some sort of negative stuff..nyways leave it :)
Me: i knw it
Mallika: oh gud
Me: bt as i said its nature to play safe and check if there's any possibility of things going wrong
Mallika: sahi hai
Me: to itne din kis me busy rahi, if nt orkutting :D
Mallika: busy hmm..kuch khas nai bas class colg..practicals..frns..nd hmm...oops i dnt kw..why i ws busy.. :D
Me: koi bf to nahi na :(
Mallika: no bf
Me: mere saath bhi ye ho raha hai, practicall i do nthng except 10 to 5 job, yet i think i m too busy :D
very busy doing nothing :(
Mallika: its gud na..i luv dat phase very busy in doin nothin
Me: i dont mind bt one shud enjoy the way his time goes
Mallika: hmm..
Me: so hw many kids do u intend to hav after marriage i mean :P
Mallika: 1
Me: same to you :) bt i want girl
Mallika: mujhe bhi
Me: to kis se kar rahi ho shaadi :D
Mallika: dunno
Me: mujse kar lo :) hamare vichar kitne milte hai :P
Mallika: kya sach main vichar milte hai...?
dnt think so

7 minutes later

Me: sorry subah se 3 baar power cut hua hai. what u said ?
Mallika: ok hai ji..
Me: so hamare 2 vichar to mile hai na :P
Mallika: so
Me: to aur kaun se milne chahie ? btw tubelight aankh maar rahi hai, power cut is impending :(
Mallika: hmm...
Me: batao batao :)
Mallika: pata nai re..par itna toh kafi nahi..
tell na kya tuze woh song pata hai "sutta na mila ..
Me: wo wala kya ? jine mera dil lutya, jene menu maar sutya ??
Mallika: nahi
Mallika: yahi toh naam hai song ka..sutta na mila :D achha thik hai leave it..
Me: sutte ko bhulna hai muje :) abhi to 10 per day se aadhi karta hu
Mallika: gud..
Me: whats ur addiciton ??
Mallika: nothin'
Me: chal jhothi :P
Mallika: i mean nothin particularly..tabhi toh kuch yaad nai aa raha.... :D
Me: do u intend to work or just housewife ?
Mallika: very soon m going to b a s/w developer...so obviously..
Me: and what ur idea of home and life style ?
Mallika: do i hv to ans these questions..... :P
Me: main to vichar jan ne ki koshish karta tha :)
vaise muje office se aane par chai dene wali aur mera lecture sun ne wali chahie :D
Mallika: ahh.. koi na koi mil hi jayegi
Me: tum nahi :D
kyu ?
Mallika: hmm..pata nai bt sounds nt so gud for me..
Me: bad luck :(
u see both of us prefer small family :)
Mallika: :)
Me: tune nahi bataya teri family k baare me :o
Mallika: dad mom ma elder sis nd me
Me: ok hw old is she ?
Mallika: 21
Me: no prob for our marriage :P
Mallika: our marriage? woah...why ur thinkin like dat..
nyways its nt funny..so leave it..
Me: see log rulate hai, fir kehte hai main rotlu hu :(
Mallika: ab isme rone wali kya baat hai..maine kuch naya toh nahi kaha
Me: jaane do, tum mere dil ka dard nahi samjogi :D
Mallika: actually dat prob is not problem...waisebhi i dnt lyk boys f ma age..few ecceptions hai..i lyk ma comp class teacher..hez 28..married..i like ma dee's dentist..hez also married may be 29 ..lolz
Me: u r so sexy :P fir kya prob hai ?
Mallika: dnt call me dat..again
Me: so hw was jane tu ya jane na ?
Mallika: ok ok hai..bt they all r v cute
Me: kal dekhni thi, par mood nahi raha shaam ko. there's one character called Rotlu :D
Mallika: haan
Me: tell me more, kahin muje dekhte waqt hi rona na pade :D
Mallika: nah..rone wali movie toh nai hai
Me: ye pappu kaun hai saala :D
Mallika: koi nai..hai..jai aisehi bol deta hai aaditi ko..jab woh kahti hai k..woh dance nai kar sakti..
Me: i just hope i was the pappu :P coz wo kudiyo me craze hai na :D
Mallika: hmm..its raining here :) bt m feelin v sleepy..so will leave in few min
Me: m feeling hungry :D
Mallika: k, toh fir lunch kar le..
Me: do u dream ?
Mallika: day dreaming bhi karti hoon
Me: lol kya dream hai ?
Mallika: kuch hai toh sahi..dnt ask wht
Me: maine kitne secrets bataye , tum kuchh nahi batati :(
Mallika: nothin like secrets..bas aisehi..
achha chalo bye nw.. tk cr tataz
Me: ok bye sweet dreams
Mallika: so shud i leave?
Me: NO :D
i m hungry bt i m nt going nd u wna go to sleep :(
Mallika: haan..baad main mom aa gai toh sone nahi degi. :D
Me: kya karegi jagakar :D
Mallika: bye'
Me: ok bye see you good day good night sweet dreams

14th July, 2008

Me: good morning Malti :)

5 hours later

Mallika: mallika :

17th July, 2008

Me: hi sweet heart :)
Mallika: hey dear :) :P
Me: tongue dikha kar bhaag to nahi jaana na :D ?
Mallika: morninngg..!! :)
Me: kal nahi thi online ?
Mallika: yup...pura din colg..den evening ko movie..

5 minutes later

Me: sorry boss around
Mallika: k hai
Me: wht bout sunday ?
no boss no wrk we can chat easily bout marriage and kids :D
Mallika: abt ur marraige nd ur kids..?
Me: ok leave it :( abhi maine wife kahan dhundhi hai ?
Mallika: ???
Me: i mean i even dont know if i want to marry or not, if yes then if i m capable to maintain wife and kids :D what u say ?
Mallika: i dunno..u decide..
Me: i need to collect information thats why i talk it
lunch time :P see you in half hour, please stay love you
Mallika: ok..yup .. luv u too..

37 minutes later

Me: i tried hard nd nw i m back to 7 cgrts a day
bhagwan koi aisi ladki bhej de
Mallika: gud hai..keep it up
Me: jise dekh kar chhod ne ka motivation mile :)
kya good :( target 5 per day tha
Mallika: oh..bt fir bhi u tried na.. :)
achha hai..
Me: ya, less than 10 nw. thats better. i can quit totally bt for wat ?
when i get lonely at the end of the day i cant take it
Mallika: for u dear..apne liye hi socha kar..
Me: maybe i ll start drinking too :D
Mallika: for lonelyness cgrt is not an option..ur aisehi sayin dat..coz ur addicted to it...stop makin these childish ideas..
drinking..uff..
Me: u see i asked sm ppl to bet with me for at least 1000 Rs. to leave smoking, that way i can wrk :D
bt nobody wants to bet 1000 for my good health :(
Mallika: if u dnt care abt urself..why shud others care den..
its simple na..
Me: right, bt i cant be very selfish my nature is weird. i keep thinking of what others say
Mallika: being selfish is nt a bad thing.. waise socha jaye toh..everyone is selfish..
bas kisi ko apneliye kuch karke khushi milti hai..kisi ko dusre k liye...in d end sab apni khushu hi chahte hai..so
Me: so ?? btw teri nayee image hai ye ?
Mallika: so der is no diff categary...every fuckin person is selfish
yup..
Me: ha ab main agar beautiful wife chahta hu to thats my prb
to maintain her :D
Me: why dont u show ur face ? sharm aati hai :P ??
Mallika: nah..aiwei..nw a days i like those types f pics..dats y
Me: its innovative , bt ek baar chehra to dikha :)
Mallika: its just a phase..i'll bac to typical pics...bas pata nai kab..hmm..
Me: as u wish i ll be waiting as usual :)
btw thode boobs dikh rahe hai :P
Mallika: ah..so wht..
Me: see this is the prb. cgrt kam hote hi sex ki baate :D
band karte kya hoga :P
Mallika: i dnt like paresh in dis mood..
so mr kool kya sach main office main kuch kam nahi hai...
Me: hai par subah boss ne daant liya, he's quite satisfied to hv me under control
vaise hamara lunch nd tea break jyada chalta hai :D
Mallika: ok

10 minutes later

Me: kya hua ? bore ho gyee :D