Aashaayein.....

20th July, 2008

me: hey you :)
Mallika: heylo
me: us din kya hua tha ? bhaag gayee thi ?
Mallika: nah..i guess power cut..
so..how are you?
me: honestly speaking Exhausted :P :D
frm the reality of life i mean :D
politics, back biting,
Mallika: hmm..nice
me: ?? i tried to break my mobile last night bt cudnt. its wrth 9000 Rs :D
Mallika: k
kuch hua hai?..ya fir aisehi?
me: pata hota to solution ka kuchh karta na :(
i m too dumb practically bt i smell manipulations :(
Mallika: jane tu dekhi?

3 minutes later

me: sorry..khidki pe khada hoke cgrt pi raha tha :D even as no one 's around here in office
ha parso shaam ko riots ho gaye the city me to sab jaldi chale gaye, muje bhi jaan a pada. bore ho raha tha to chala gaya
Mallika: brb

4 minutes later

Mallika: waise tu sunday ko bhi office main kyun ata hai?
me: time pass. actually kya hai ki no family, no gf, nt even bf :(
hw to spend the whole day
Mallika: hmm..k
me: kya ye teri shayri hai :) (about the shayri in her status message)
Mallika: nope..par muze pasand hai
me: kuchh lines nahi samja
mere chaar soo main ??
dard bhi apne alehdaa ker
Mallika: leave it..so koi novel padh raha hai kya aajkal?
me: cat o nine tales.. short stories from prison diary of jeffrey archer
then i ll start rage of angels
Mallika: hmm...k
me: hw is kisment conneciton ?
Mallika: eh...dunno..nt interested
me: u watch english movies ? here i cant. mayb no audience, only hulk and indiana jones type screened :D
Mallika: kabhi kabhi.. nw i'm interested in Rock oN..!! i lyk farhan :)
me: rock on se yaad aaya. i think farhaan ko Don aur Lakshya banane ka idea mere upar se aaya tha :P also Dil chahta hai bhi :D
Mallika: Lakshya movie toh maine nahi dekhi hai..par tabse i like farhaan..i like his voice
chup kariyo..kuch bhi bole ja raha hai...its nt funny for me.. :)
me: ok i knwo i m psychic :P bt the sixth sense says so :D
u remember Koi kahe song frm dil chahta hai ???????
Mallika: yup
me: “aaj main aapse baat karunga naukri paane ke 100 tarike” lol
i feel like he told me coz i always thought of job right frm entering college :D
Mallika: :)
me: aur wo gaana “apni jo paath shaala, masti ki paathshaala, na koi padhne wala, na koi likhne wala” :x
Mallika: pata hai its nt rainin here :
me: same prb here plus dhoop ho gaye hai
hold on phone
lagaan, sarfarosh, rang de basanti aur mangal pandey ki story fir kabhi :D
Mallika: thank you..
me: lol
wives r like this only cant stand husband's fame :D
Mallika: hogi toh..
me: possessive wife :P
me: yahan ki purani jeans ki jo host hai na, wo muje bahut line maarti hai :P radio mirchi pe :P
Mallika: lol k
me: no really, trust me :)
Mallika: k
me: i m really boring u , right :)
Mallika: ya may be..
waise ol ane se pahle bhi..muze bore hi ho raha tha....bad day..bt i hope pura week achha hoga.. :)
coz m havin ma comp class..mon to friday..
me: means with the comp teacher :( ??
Mallika: yup..
me: hw old is he ? married ?
Mallika: 28..yup married
me: married aadmi haraami hote hai. dont go near him
Mallika: eh..nothin lyk dat...waise bhi its nt a tuition...class hai..
nd he is v good teacher :)
me: teacher to thik hai, baaki to nahi na kuchh :P ??
dont know why i m acting jealous :D
Mallika: ur not jealous...so stop it
bt cute hai..i lyk his voice too
me: ya i m feeling kind of bad, dont say more nw :(
Mallika: k
me: call me mera voice bhi kaafi achha hai, gaana itna achha nahi hai 9**********
Mallika: nah..m nt goin to call u..
me: why :( use public phone to hide ur contact :D
Mallika: still
me: once i asked one lady in chat to call me nd she did :D
nd i was so nervous, koi shabd nahi nikla muh se :D
Mallika: so
me: i dont even remember wat she said :D plus i was in canteen. i asked her to call me bt she didnt intimate bfore calling :(
Mallika: k
waise is it necessary to tell me all dis? :P
me: tumko pata to chale call par meri kya halat hogi :D
Mallika: lol k
me: to sawal ye hai ki baat to chat me hoti hi hai, phn kyu karna ??
wht u say ?
Mallika: i agree..! aur fir yahi sab to bolna hai..
me: aur mere liye imp ye hai ki i get really nervous :D
i feel like saare padosi diwaro pe kaan tikaye meri baate sun rahe hai :D
live telecast ho raha hai :P
ek baar voice sun ne k liye thik hai vaise :)
Mallika: hmm...
me: to karti ho ?? whole dept is empty, less nervous ness :D
btw hw were marathi jokes :P
Mallika: i said no
gud
me: maine matlab puchha tha ek me shayad ?
Mallika: dunno
me: hostelchya mulgi....
really ?
Mallika: it doesnt make ny sense
me: then why u said its gud :D
Mallika: woh 2nd wale k liye tha
me: uska bhi main nahi samja :D ??
virjan ?
Mallika: in dat case..it ws related wid sperms
me: kaash bhookh nahi lagti to hum chat karte hi jaate :(
ab tea and lunch saath me hoga
u eat non veg ?
Mallika: i lov nonveg food
me: do u cook too ?
Mallika: mom achha banati hai..
lol no
me: marks cut for cooking :D
Mallika: marks?
me: main wife k liye ek criteria banaya hai..diff skills hv diff marks, total score matters
anywy
Mallika: puhleezz...ha..usse mera kya lena dena..
me: its bout looks, wealth, background, study, intelligence
i still hope to marry u :P
Aashayeen..........:)
keep watching, keep guessing
Mallika: wt
me: for the forthcoming john abrahm starrer :D
u dont intend to marry soon, right ? my plan is within 2 yrs :)
Mallika: paresh..stop it
me: ok ook sorry sorry srryyy, i m really hungry :(
will u stay when i come back :)
Mallika: wen ur comin bac?
me: max. half hour
Mallika: den no :P
me: i get a feeling that kisine tera dil toda hai kabhi :) ??
m i right ?
Mallika: no
me: ok wo to aise hi, pata hai i m dumb at understanding girls :D
see ya hopefully after tea snacks :)
Mallika: bye..

39 minutes later

me: see i m back in time :)

(and she's gone already, maybe enough of me for a sunday !)