Miss you so much !!

I am sure this is precisely what my readers all over the world must be feeling as i could not investigate and then publish much about the human feelings trapped in the office space during the past week. The unexpected shock (and relief in some exceptional cases) came mainly because my pc is out of order and i have not been able to get windows 98 software(yes you read it right, that is what i have got to work on in my office !) Ok i can write from other place also but apparently the mind goes blank when trying to find ideas or thoughts consciously !
Anyway, its going to end very soon and all the boredom of reading about profound matter written in extraordinary language shall be removed in a strinkingly natural way !!

Celebrity thing !

Dear general public, the joke's on you !
Yes, I know I've been lampooned in every magazine, mocked in every list of 'what's hot and what's not'; I know every bitter columnist has bemoaned my utter lack of dignity and self-respect. I know I've been the big joke on the music scene for all 30 years of my less-than-prestigious career.

But here's the funny part.

You bought it. You gave me air-time, screen-time, your precious time. You, my dears, have kept me in Gucci sunglasses and Prada handbags. You paid for my swimming pool. I'm currently considering getting a tennis court put in the grounds.

And what have I given you in return? Such classics as "Sex me do" and "Oh Baby Baby" (which, need I remind you, stayed at number one for three weeks despite being universally recognised as monotonous garbage).

I've been accused of taking myself too seriously. The celebrity friends, the designer dresses, every red carpet and all the late-night boozy pap-snaps. Do you think I didn’t know it's all just a game? Just a dance that I performed for your benefit? You gave me a celebrity lifestyle, and in return, I gave you my life - and that was worth nothing to start with.
Oh and I'd like to remind you all that my new movie, "Make room for Albie", comes out on the 25th.

Ciao.
x x x

Interesting chats....( " tanha dil " is My name in Orkut )

SWATI>>>SAP-BW
haylo ppl

mera gtalk...kaam se gaya...ab main b chali...buh bieee...allzz...take cares...see yaaa after lunch....

Deepak
hi adwait hi spuz hi tanha happy sunday to all

tanha dil...
hii sweety meri request accept kyu nahi ki ??????

Deepak
ye sweety sweety kya hai ye sweety sweety

ha ha ha....sweety....ha ha ha nthing gud in this sunday....byeeeeeszzzzzzz

tanha dil...
sweety manje swati

Deepak
tanha meri baat maan tu kisi ko add mat kar..tera koi bharosa nahi hai, aaj puja kal koi duja bye sweety !

dont laugh, this is for smiles only...

* 10 things to do when u r in lift !

Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!

Move your desk in to the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on ask them if they hear something ticking.

Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

Grinning, stare at another passenger for a while, and then announce, "I have new socks on.

Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to all others, "This is my personal space."


* Never Use This Pickup Line!
1. You Know, its girls like you that make me wish I were a Lesbian.
2. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
3. If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
4. Are we related? or we should start now ?
5. I just s**t in my pants. Can I get into yours?
6. Do you just wanna get naked?
7. I did not know that Miss India used to live right here.
8. Wow! are those real?
9. Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
10. Can I flirt with you?
11 Are your pants from outer space? seems like your back is out of this world !
12. Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
13. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
14. Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?
15. If you were the Virgin Mary, could I bless you?
16. Would you like Gin and Platonic or do you prefer Scotch and Sofa?
17. You smell kinda pretty, Wanna smell me?
18. Girl you must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day.
19. Have you ever heard of naked pretzel? Ok, sit on my magical lap and we'll see what rises!
20. Excuse me, but i think i dropped something!!! MY JAW!!!!
21. How do you know that I'm not loving you now?
22. The only thing you eyes haven't told me is your name.
23. You remind me of my Grandma except i haven't slept with you yet.