Chat room drama continues..

This is tough. But as I needed to start this post with a bang, my only choice was to begin with ashish's speech !
ashish : thank u..thank u for making me indian idol..i realy thank my stars, the yaars and the kalaakarz...and all the support staff who worked hard for me..and not to forget Prabhu Deva for making me dance on the wet floor...he tried hard but then it was decided to dry it later on to aviod retakes...
*sob* *sob*
deepak : bass kar abey.. ab rulayega kya...
atul : Ab bhi jiska khoon na khaula, khoon nahi wo paani hai...Jo desh ke kaam na aaye, wo bekaar jawani hai !!
Me : wo juari kya jiska jigar na ho,wo ladki kya jiska figure na ho !!
ashish : hain na...bolo bolo !
Me : aaj meri neend thodi der se khuli, precisely 35 minutes later than usual, matlab main apni swapna srishti me aaj thodi jyada der tak vihar kar saka, thik hai, achha hai, sapne dekhna, baad me main wahan se nikal kar tooth-brush etc. karke chai pine gali k bahar gaya aur maine ek cigarrette k saath chai pi. Saath me bread butter hota to achha tha, lekin raste par khade reh kar bread ko chai me dubo kar khana samaj sweekar nahi karega ye sochkar maine ghar aakar brown bread k saath tomato sauce (Chilli flavour wala) kha kar mann ko manaya !!
Me : jaane kahan gaye wo log.....kahan ho sab ??
ashish : main hoon re paresh...tu tension na le...pension le...
Me : pension to main pichhle kitne saalo se le raha hu, ab wait kar raha hu ki kaam kab chalu karunga aur baad me college me admission bhi to lena hai :D
ashish : tu toh Shirt Button ka curious case hai re....
Me : ashish...tune to mere subconscious mind ki baat cheen li !!!

(So now Ashish seems to be lost in subconscious mind and its intriguing matters, there's silence for few minutes..
then enters my chat room crush !! )

tarot girl : hi all!
Me : how are u beautiful :) main dekh raha hu "hmmmm" bolte waqt tumhare hotho ki movement kya manbhabvan hai :P
Tarot girl : mujhe pareshan kyu karta hai paresh !
Me : mujse dosti kyu nahi karti tarot girl ? main tumhari fees dunga bhale hi 1-2 saal lage installments me dene me :D
tarot girl : paresh.. kyunki mujhe tumse dosti nahi kerni isliye nahi kerti! tum azeeb si bateein kerte ho! pakau bateein nahi pathetic bateein kerte ho!

......(meanwhile ashish readjusts his mind and comes back with his brain-retarding stuff...)

ashish : aaj bade bade assays likhne ka mood nai hai...lekin fir bhi theek hai..chaai mein din mein 5-6 baar toh pi hi leta hoon..kabhi cutting...kabhi ghar ki chaai...toh kabhi dip dip chaai..teeno mein ajeeb similarities hai....sab coffee ki tarah nahi taste karte...variety is the spice of life u see...spice se yaad aaya ki kabhi kabhi ghar par elaichi bhi daalte hai chaai mein..achchi lagti hai fir...aur naankataai ke baarein mein aap sab log jaan hi chuke hain..theek hi hai lekin..ab kar bhi kya sakte hai...chaai toh chaai hai...koi Glucon-D to nahi...orange flavour waali :D
some guy called Deepak : ab chehra hatho se na chhupaiye...no marks lagaiye
tarot girl : deepak... maine no mark lagaya tabse chehra chupana perta hai!
side effect ho gaya!