Flirting is bad for you !!

Me : hii hw r u tarot didi ! u dont knw how much i missed you for 2 days !!
Sandeep : I dont like pyaar karnewala and flirt karne wala log...
Vicky : paresh... Didi ko miss karna achhi baat hai.. phoolon ka taaron ka gana ga na.. situational hoga :D
Me : same feelings here, i hate flirts, bt if i do it, its ok !!!
Tarot girl : paresh aa gaya! m going! huh
Vicky : meethi tera bhai hai paresh.. aisa mat kar.. lol
Vedant : kisi ke pass machis hai kya ???
Me : mere paas lighter hai par usme gas khatam ho gaya hai :P
Vedant : paresh lighter ko aag lagaek cigi de !
Bhavin : mere paas tili hai par maa-chis nahi ...
Vicky : Petrol hai .. doon kyaa ??
Me : mere paas petrol hai par wo to scooter ki tank me hai, kaise nikalu
Amit : Petrol tank mein paani daal de....Petrol oopar aa jaayega.... nikaal lena.....
Me : mere paas paani nahi hai aur pata hai, paani daalne k liye 6 floor utarkar parking me jaana padta hai aur scooter ki chabi bhi nahi mil rahi tank kholne ko... lol
Amit : Tu apanaa email Id de.. main tujhe petrol mail ka r detaa hoon...
Vicky : JAi BHOLE SHANKAR...PADOSIYON KO TANG KARRR..........
Me : mere pados k dono flats khali hai aur usme koi rehta bhi nahi ha
(the room is silent for 2-3 minutes, and i have to break it... )
Me : Aur abhi abhi office me mere baaju baithne wale uncle bhi kahin chale gaye i hope susu karne gaye ho aur jaldi wapis aa jaye :(
Nakul : (to tarot girl) Hey.. Just wondering abt ur DP.. U trying to show-off ur Eyes (beautiful), nail-polish(Rangeen) or the Engagement Ring !
Tarot girl : lol vikas dats nt engagement ring! dats planetary ring! n thx for nail paint and eyes compliment!btw m nt tryin to show nythin! dats jus i love some of ma pics n so dey r in my display !
Me : wo apni baalo ki ek lat jo baaki baalo se alag ho kar dukhi hai uski vedna sabko dikhana chahthi hai :P
Tarot girl : paresh ! tere gandi nazron ke kaaran me ab display lagana bhi chor dungi!
Me : what do u mean ? tumne kitne din se baal me shampoo nahi kiya !!
Tarot girl : paresh... wo baal bhi nakli hai!
Me : haaye raam, maine to aaj sapne me tumhe dekhne ka bhi planning kar liya tha, ab kya tumhara ganja sir dikhega sapne me !
Tarot girl : my name is meethi ! m missing sandeep! mummyyyyy! abe paresh tu ganja! m nt ganji be!
Me : be clear, r u missing sandeep or mummy ?? if u r missing mummy, i cant do anthng and if u r missing sandeep,thn also i cant do anthng !!
Tarot girl : paresh cuz ur good for nuthin! u cant do anything! huh huh huh!@ vikas! yep dat means sweeti! sandeep is my latest pj community ka crush!
Me : *heart break*
ab main koi nayii tarot wali search karne jaa raha hu alvida tarot didi :(
Nakul : paresh..abey itni jaldi haar maan gaya ??
Vicky : use jane do yaar! paresh bhaiyan bye! bhabhi jaldi dhund kar lena!
Me : haa yaar, jaise jeet kar wo muje french kiss denewali thi shaam ko...lol
Tarot girl : paresh! i puke! aise high fi sapne dekhna chor do!
Me : hifi sapne ??abhi to main tumhare sapne dekh raha tha !!
ashish : sarakti jaaye hai...rukh se naqaab aahistaa aahista..nikalta jaa raha hai aaftaab...aahistaa aahistaa
Me : mera temper jaata dekh kar ashish hamesha khush hota hai :x