Her cards didn't work for her !

The day after :

tommy : kal Maa Kasam..kya din tha kamoonity (community spoken in Bihari slang) ke ithihaas mein..main part nahin le paya...college mein jo tha...but trust me...beech beech mein posts check karta tha..bada maja aata tha.....
damn.... paresh the dude has been banned from tp'ing (tp=timepass) in the chatroom for a while...
cheers to one n alll...keep it up :P

It was a Sunday morning and yet i reached office driving fast on the empty roads, very eager to read reactions on the events of the previous day and declared my presence with a dreamy note in the “HATE” thread created against me :P

...i was dreaming last night...
there was this old pentium II PC in my office, i was sitting in the chair in the classic Babu style, and typing orkut .com, oops sorry, google is my homepage so i just selected the link "orkut" and came to PJ. I was in damn hurry to check the latest update in the "MODS i hate you" thread, what a dream to have on a lonely weekend night :)
i love you – moderators - for giving me the chance to read this thread once again today !
i m collecting material to write a fictional story on my blog.lol

the day that created history !!!

Me : i think they're going to complain again :(
mujhe to lagta hai meri chai me kuchh nasheela padarth aa gaya tha, is liye ye sab hua hai, ab main us jagah pe chai kabhi nai piunga !

(our drama queen - tarot girl has taken one of my comments as abusive and rushes to complain to the moderators..)

Ashish : yes...you will be free from this jail soon...complaint to door ki baat hai..
Partho : ha ha..mera poora support hai....i am sure yeh wahi hai jiskey aane se chatroom naari-viheeen ho jaata hai :D

(Now she's expressing her anger in the new "HATE you MODS" she just created !)

tarot girl : yaha to lafoot bakwas logo ko ban nahi kiya jata! lekin achhe thread, post sab delete hote hai! achhe log bhi ban hote hai!
nyways! i dun care!
ye thread bhi khaa lo.. sach bardasht nahi hota to! aur dakaar bhi mat lena!
Paresh : i wish the thread stays for ever, i m dreaming bout the nostalgic thrill i'll be getting while reading this thread again and again in upcoming months
Amit : meethi
Thandaa paani pee... Aur Lambi saans le....
Arre Kissi &$&^$*$&*&* ki wajah se
why are u loosing your head ??
Tanmay : (a geeky looking guy in thick framed specs ) aag lagi hai bhaiya ghee dalne ki ichha ho rahi hai ! i propose highly creative (tarot girl calls herself "highly creative in a destructive manner !) to be a new moderator ! because....hmmm,,aahhhahaha..i think she's highly creative, so she'll create threads rather than deleting :P

Aditya : dunno about other mods..but i won't giv a damn if u hate me...or love me either!! just because of your personal grudges with sumone..we cnt act immediately..
Maine us din bhi kaha tha...k m ready to act..i just wana consult with other mods before banning him..
(he is nt a new user..neither a pure nuisance..he keeps posting and participating in the community)
baaki mods ne koi interest nhi dikhaaya..they dnt find it reasonable..
nd koi saamne aake jawaab bhi nhi dena chahta..so it dusnt mean everyone will smash my head with crap :D
nyways..i think u ppl r educated enuf to understand that this problem needs to b dicussed at the complaint box..
i wud advice meethi (aka tarot girl) to avoid trying n making waves by opening new threads :x
if the problem is genuine..post it in the complaint box..!
Ashish : he's going against Rule 1, attacking personally and ridiculously....
there are many people against him...so why do you require more reasons?
Sandeep : logon ki itni mach-mach sun ke to main kisi ka khun bhi kar deta..
hats off to aditya ...

aditya : PARESH ko bann karne ke liye why r u ppl bugging me specifically..
aur 2 active mods. hai..why dnt u ask them to reply..unhone to tumhari complaints ko padha takk nahi..
huh!!
ashish : aditya.. you are targetted cos you are most active mod...i have never gone personally till today...paresh has made many people not to come in chatroom.(including myself) and i am not getting personal here...i just want to keep this comm clean...people should not get personal...thats it!
Otherwise delete the chatroom...!

Now he asks an explanation from me on my personal page): what hv u done now...?
Me : i think i challenged their wit and they found themselves inferior lol
Aditya : there is no need to fight yar !
netagiri mat kar tu..
stick to the subject i.e,PJing..
kyu kisi ke muh lagta hai yaar..live n let others live peacefully..
they want u out of this community..just because of personal grudges..i know there is no official reason.
but as u know..unity is strength!
so why take chances :D
Me : I think i should take a break and avoid coming to PJ for few days, i hope angry members will cool down in that period and let me try to make myself tolerable : )

(After an hour or so he has to make the following declaration due to persistent arguments against him (and me) in the "HATE" thread.)

>>Paresh<<<

TEMPORARILY BANNED FROM CHATTING
in the CHAT ROOM Re-VISITED thread!!(For 10 days i.e. till 17th August 2009)


REASON-using foul and offensive language and teasing girls personally!!

P.S-paresh can post anywhere else in the community....provided he will try to maintain his focus at the subject i.e.PJ’ing...if we found him offending n teasing ppl again or chatting before 18th august..he will b banned officially)

Amit : Aditya... Having talent and misusing it r 2 different issues....
Why your talented pal always uses drooling comments and Derogatory remarks against female members....
There is no problem of his coming to chat room .... let him use his talent on general Topics..
And if is so much interested and enjoys making personalized type of remarks.. Let him try with other active male members too and then feel the heat in return...
I can Assure u... I am atleast 100 times better than him in hitting Below belt...
By the way, what Type of talent and Humour is required in asking a Chat pal -

"10:07 am (2½ hours ago) Paresh : kya tum maa banane wali ho without saat fere :P

"10:08 am (2½ hours ago) Paresh : P.S.= OR kya tumhari muhboli beti ne apna muh kaala kar liya hai lol

"10:10 am (2½ hours ago) Sandeep : Pigs run towards shit !

"10:12 am (2½ hours ago) Paresh : Who is the shit here LOL

aditya : i agree with you completely...i had a conversation with him.
i have suspended him from CHAT ROOM (he won't come for 10 days.)
if he repeats all this again..i assure you i will ban him immediately!!
Ashish : chhiii...kitna ladte hai tum log.. tch tch tch...
Tarot girl : aditya.. sowwie baby!
you knw i wasn’t agaisnt u! but i tried avoiding him! he is bothering me for no reason!
anyways last chance to banta hai! uske baad, 1 more boo boo from his side, then ban him or me!
Sunny : (addressing tarot girl) Nah, I know you hate the guy-who-splashed-mud-on-your-dress-right-before-your-high-school-prom more...
Amit : I HOPE Paresh mends his ways... I also don't want to get him or anybody BANNED.
Sunny : I love Paresh's comments and chat posts, does that mean I will be banned too :(
KYUN ?
AAKHIR KYUN ??

Relax peepals, pileej. Itna inglees cereal dekhte ho but sense of humour abhi bhi wahi ek aam Bhaartiya Naagrik wala ! Woh bechara jo bhi kuch likhta/kehta hai that's all just for fun, take it like mazaak.
I know I know, “aise cheezon ko mazaak mein nahi lete Sunny, ladkiyo ko woh aise nahi keh sakta”. But he never meant those things, and those comments aren't personal to the so called 'victims'. He's just having timepass fun, that's it, no malicious attempts to hit or defame anyone, nothing personal.

Ladeej, take it like it's pointed to a statue of a girl with the same name as you, do that and you'll see something funny in it.Trust me, take it as a good PJ and I'm sure you will see the funny side (if there's any such thing in PJ :P) of it. Cut him some slack, he's been here since like ever, please don't ban him. I know he didn't mean any harm to anyone...

Aur Paresh(aan karne waley), just tone it down a little bit, thoda sa zyada hi direct ho jaata hai sometimes. Remember, it should be funny to read, and there's a very baareek lakeer between funny and downright disgusting : P.

Anyways, it's fine, just make sure you don't hurt anyone

So the final words from the drama queen and her most loyal supporter implies that they have accepted my temporary ban as a satisfactory outcome of their protest even as certain doutbts regarding the behaviour of the community moderator and the protestors' sudden change of heart remain uncleared which is clear in Sandeep's frustration...

....Abhaya Deol ne thik hi gaya hai DEV D mein..
Ye Duniya Badi Gol hai....!!!!