Cats and dogs !!

So everyone knows by now how devotedly i attempeted to flirt with a certain girl in the chat room ! But, as it always happens, she tried to frustrate me (check out how she carries the conversation to marriage somehow !) and finally i lost my temper one day and created an online poll on the same platform. The poll was to enlighten the society in realizing tarot readers' tactics and trade practices to woo innocent men like me ! And you guessed it right, such honest and selfless work never get recognized, rather they removed my Poll and derpived the new generation of that useful guide to deal with tarot readers :(

What follows are heated conversations on the same day.
Me : mere poll ko PERSONAL bol kar delete kiya gaya hai :x
tarot girl : paresh how dare you! mein tujhko delete kar dungi? himmat kaise hui wo poll banane ki! haan wo personal attack tha indirect way me!
Me : i cant read the post above this one, please excuse, there's sm virus lol
Tarot girl : dat cuz ur stupid sick and cheap!
Amit : Hi PERISH...kaise ho ??
sahi mein yaar....ladkion ka irritate na karo tum !
Tarot girl : amit ! meri prob solve kero! m kanfused! mere ghar walon ne kal mujhse ek sawal kiya ! ki tum na job kerti ho na shadi! aakhir tum apni jindagi se chahti kya ho? ab me unhe kya jawab du, amit! yahi janne aaj mene pj community par aayi !
Enters our Tommy brother : tum jaise logon ke wajeh se...mujhe gaalian use karni padti hai..dekh bhai majnoo...ek to ladkian waise hi kam hai community mein ...aur jo hain unko tum ese irritate karoge to wo bhi bhaag jaegi... :x
Amit : meet...( a pet name of the tarot girl)..R U sure, tujhe reply PJ community ke Chatroom mein chahiye (the response to her quest for shaadi or job)??
Tarot girl : amit haan! bilkul jawab bhi chaiye aur job bhi chaiye! agar tumhari company me vacancy ho to mere liye baat kerna! verna i m planning to committ sucide!

(Enters a guy called Sandeep who is almost all the time online and everytime he enters claiming he's just joined the community !!)

Sandeep : hi guys i m new to this community.. log ye community kyu join karte hain.. :o
Me : Sweety (another pet name given to tarot girl by me )..aaj tumhari naak bahut hi sexy lag rahi hai :P
Sandeep : i m going to unjoin this community dimag pak gaya hai ab.. 1 week ka rest chahiye.. bye bye guys.. c u after 1 week !
Tarot girl : me bhi going! me bhi unjoin karungi! kyunki tu jo (she claims to have a crush on Sandeep, ORANGE CRUSH in her own words !!) nahi hai to kuch bhi nahi hai! ye mana ki community jawan hai haseen hai!
Me : (sad on seeing my object of Virtual Affection leaving the room, still trying to put a brave Verbal face ) : now i can concentrate on my work and devote myself to making meaningful, profound PJs and polls :P

(There ends the Afternoon session and i get back to my homework given by teachers aka superiors in office lol)

Now its about the closing time for office and most have left before time, and i am still wondering on websites as there's nothing to do after going home, and luckily i find the tarot wali ladki again in the chat room to attack with never before seen public display of flirting on social networking site !)

Me : How r u sweetheart :) i missed so much in the last 3 hours :(
Tarot girl : paresh ok now be a loyal dog and bark!
Me : seedhe kaat lu to lol
Tarot girl : nahi katega! pagal kutte sirf bhaukte hai! ya fir bijli ka khamba dhundte hai!
Me : muje to tu hi bijli type lagti hai lol

( She seems to have lost her mind due to my counter attack and there's silence for a few minutes !)

Me : abhi na jao chhodkar ......ki current abhi laga nahi :P
Tarot girl : nahi me bijli nahi hu! jhatka khane ka shauk hai to join some gay community!
Me : tumhari aankho k aage jo baal lehara rahe hai wo dekh kar muje kuchh kuchh hota hai tarot aunty :P
paresh tum apni biwi ko bhi aunty hi kahena! kyunki tumhe ek hi word aata hai shayad!
Me : biwi ko to "Mummy" bulane ka plan hai :P
Tarot girl : paresh hurrrrrrrrrrrr.. kameena Kulta kulakshana kahin ka !
Me : kutti jaise aawaj to khud nikalti hai lol

(intriguing silence after my last remark !!)

Me : cant take it any longer, gotta ejeculate my mind, body and soul from this lonely place !
Me : P.S.= office hours over. All's gone. Gotta leave :(
Tarot girl : ok get out then! dun come back!
Me : sorry honey, i have already spent half an hour extra with you, why dont you try to live some time without me, watch saas-bahu serials
Tarot girl : paresh ! go now !
Me : as you please :) milti rehna, Dream about me and dont kiss hard in my dreams lol
Tarot girl : bullshyt! kamina kahi ka!
Me : Kutte se Kamine tak.......m progressing :)
Tarot girl : galiyon ki barsaat ho jaegi! aaj mera waise hi mood kharab hai!
Me : why ? what happened ?
Tarot girl : tumhe kyun batau? tum apni kuttapanti chor doge mere batane se!
Me : yeah sure, tum muje apna husband maan lo bas lol
Me : P.S. =varna log kahenge ki tum dusroke patiyo ko apne isharo pe nachti ho lol