Why do Cats look down upon man ??

13th August, 2009

Rati : u prefer blondes?
me : ?? hw can u say ?
Rati : its ur tagline - "gentleman prefer blondes !!" :P
me : yeah i do, given that she's a great figure :D
Rati : lol so hw r u 2day morning?
Me : m feeling bad due to excessive smoking since past few days
Rati : u smoke?
me : now feeling better to see you :)
Rati : y do u smoke? i dont like smokers
me : me too, but i need motivation to quit :)
Rati : gf ne peetna chahiye chappal se, ur blonde gfs :P
me : gf kahan hai :( hoti to aadat hi nai padti na, i started at 27 :D
by the way, i prefer indian women, the girl next door :)
Rati : hmm thts good :)
me : so
Rati : so..?
me : can i see your nose :D
Rati : nose? :D y nose?
me : it carries the whole face with it :P
Rati : just a min,its my cat.
me : the blonde line here was for a blonde i was chatting with ystrday :)
Rati : ok say :)
me : kya kiya cat ne ?
Rati : arey uski kal surgery hui hai, she is in pain :(
me : aww hw sad
Rati : :(
me : bt i hav no mercy for cats
Rati : why ? :-o
me : they look down on men :x
Rati : thts true.

5 minutes passed...

me : hellooo , r u on call :P
Rati : no .. Rosey..i'll apply ointment n brb k?
me : i ll miss you :D

9 minutes later..

Rati : hmmm bolo
me : net problem, someone's jealous of you :P
Rati : :P
me : photo dikha apni pehle :)
Rati : abhi nai baba, baad me :P
me : i can't dream bout you properly :( i think of you and use the image of jenifer lopez :D
Rati : do u really dream abt the gals u talk wid? :-o
me : not of all, only of those who makes an impact :)
Rati : ohhh..and wat kind of dreams are those?
me : dreams r nt controlled right ?
Rati : yeah ok..but cud u gimme an idea?
me : like we hv 2 or 3 kids and trying hard for their admission to convent schools :D
Rati : lol hey ur not married right?
me : i think so :D
Rati : u think so..
me : i always feel tied somehow :(
Rati : hahaha why?
me : read my blog prs1980.blogspot.com to know more bout me :)
Rati : ok
me : do comment please :)
Rati : yeah sure
me : the more you comment , the more i'll love you, sry i mean i'll like you :P
me : do i need to tell u tht don't tell the characters involved in certain stories on my blog :)
Rati : :)
Rati : you wrote that poem??
me : inspired hai wo to, stolen and edited as per my mood :D
Rati :i must say ur a vry different guy
me : different like what ? plz describe :P
Rati : well.. i dont knw u well..ur strange but good at heart.. abt this m quite sure..
me : coz m very lonely, no friends no acquaitances so my behaviour seems strange :(

49 minutes later..

Rati : now check out my comment :)
me : ohh no, mere kids wale sapno ka kya hoga :(
Rati : wo kids to Sweetie ki honge :P
me : kids keep complaining to me (in dreams) why i change their mom so often lol
Rati : lol by the way i think sweetie was way rude with you in that chat room, if i wer in ur place i wud hav slapped her hard :P
me : can i do it without breaking my monitor lol
Rati : lol she's some kind of an attention seeking gal, one of the notice-me types.
me : i knw bt its fun to see her come to the room everytime i am there and then start abusing me :D
Rati : another comment i posted on "diary of an insomniac"
me : i love u :P
Rati : i love u too brother :)
me : so u called me stupid in which tone ? disrespect or love ?
Rati : sweetie's tone :P
me : thts mysterious :o
Rati : :)
me : u dont let me see you, tell me your weight then :P
Rati : m overweight
me : hw much ? 80 kgs ?
Rati : 20 kgs extra 4 my height :)
me : ur height is 168 cms, tht means 55+20=75 kgs lol
Rati : absolutely righto..now u can call me sis :P
me : what bout the shape ?
Rati : I am in shape.. Round is a shape :D
me : round everywhere ? round bottom is fine :P
Rati : k.. bas ho gaya
me : crossed the line ?
Rati : sort of, ok tell me.. do u like listening to music?
me : i keep listening songs on fm radio
Rati : cool, english songs?
me : hum sirf hindi filmo ke gaana sunte hai :D i like only jenifer lopez :P also beyonce,madona. thts enough for me lol
me : did u see my dirty home on the blog ?
Rati : its not dirty :) u dont keep it clean silly..why dont u get married?
me : i want a sexy, shapely,smart,intelligent and gharelu wife :D
Rati : keep looking :D she might be just around the corner of ur office or ur neighbor's daughter even :P
Rati : u der? helloooooozzz
me : hu na
Rati : bol na then lol
me : feeling tired..