Monday, 28 March 2011

sleepy knees

17th June, 2008
me: ur precious comment and vote is required :) (link)
Juhi: wr?
me: follow the link
Juhi: wow wat a poll, gotto wrk my knees for this u shld hv had one more option saying neothr pls specify
me: u can do it urself, dont vote just write it as comment
Juhi: kool. wait my knees r stil sleepy done
me: boss
lemme see :D
thank you so much, u r the fastest to respond :)
Juhi: matlab? mere se pehle bhi bahuton ne reply kiya hai
me: :D 2 ladies, one to yet comment. one did.
Juhi: :)
me: think my options were nt good enough :(
Juhi: no re aisa nahi hai
me: google search was an old joke. why ppl choose that more ?
Juhi: cos tats d most feasible option, knees hv 2 wrk les for tat option

11 minutes later

me: sorry. boss is hot coz i got new gfs to chat all the time :D
Juhi: :) hes simply jealous
me: i know, good practice for after marriage wife's behaviour :D
Juhi: hahahahahahahahaha
me: why everybody is so possessive bout me :P
Juhi: hahahahaha shut up now :P
kahan gaye?
mere paas zyada time nahi hai, iske baad main tv dekhne jaaungi :d
me: tv me kya dekhna ?
saas bahu soaps? paanchvi paas ?
Juhi: euuuuuuuuuu sab kuch but tat
me: repeat movies ?
Juhi: i prefer mtv, vh1, travel and living, axn, hbo, star movies, star wrld
me: mtv sucks nw, they show roadies all day
Juhi: thy dnt nemore. roadies is over ages ago. now d new season wld start wid auditions starting frm august. chalo now time for me to say take care bye bye hv a gr8 day ahead
me: ok bye aftrnoon me milege :)
Juhi: provided main office mein free hun, mera kal kaa bahut kaam pending hai.
bhagwaan janta hai ki meri tabiyat kab theek hogi ki main apna kaam theek time pe poora kar paaun
me: get sick leave. when i get sick, i cant pass time so i must come office :D
Juhi: i'l get leave only after i die me: why? its inhuman. every proffesional has right to leave
Juhi: i dnt hv efficient staff at wrk so i gotto do it al by myslf, cant leave d office for one day also. off day bhi saale phn karke tangg karte hain chalo ji byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

5 hours later

me: free nw ?
Juhi: heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyylooooooooooooo
Kinda. busy dancin at office, can u suggest sm gud dance numbers?
me: pappu cant dance saala :D
Juhi: kool thnx. ab humma humma k baad pappu chalaungi
me: aur wo tashan ka dil haara re.
Juhi: dil dance maare ho gaya. abhi arm wrestlin kii, apni vatt lawaa li
me: ladko se kari ?
Juhi: obviously me: when i do, even sm girls can defeat me :D
Juhi: arre but i hv non-functional rite hand. usi se arm wrstling ki hai
me: great
Juhi: :D ab ye hand semi-functional se non-existant ho gaya hai
me: bt u had fun in office, here its so borring with uncles and aunties
Juhi: i din hv fun, i hate in here
me: why? dont like job ?
Juhi: i jus pass my time here cos at home i hv nothn 2 do, i love my job but not my office it suckz in here.
me: love job nt office ? office is where job is :D
Juhi: my industry is very diff frm others, i love d aircrafts d delays cancellations d pax handling, i love it all but d company naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i'v wrkd wid bigger brands and was way happy thr
me: thats what i said, u r in right field bt nt the right company
Juhi: tats true smtimes i feel y on earth had i left queenfisher but its ok........ atleast m still wid d aviation industry me: so which is ur company ?
Juhi: *** airlines ltd
me: so u left ***** for unknown company ?
Juhi: not xactly. i had left it for more money way bigger position but tat din wrk and i had wantd a comeback 2 airlines so this is my comeback airlines i had got d position of manager-sales wid salary 50k but d ppl thr wr pimps and mf's so left it
thanx for chattin wid me .... :)
me: what s mf's and pimps ?
Juhi: and sorry 4 wasting ur time
pimps r dalaal.......mf-mother fuckers
me: oo i know bt short form nahi samjha :D
Juhi: tats ok. m sorry i wasted ur time wid my story
me: which story? its nt so long to term as story
Juhi: u din read watevr i had typed?
u made me do al tat mehnat for no reason.....this is not fair
me: are u didnt read what i wrote. i said its nt so long to be called a story. its few lines only
Juhi: dnt hv pity but pls hv sm mercy on this broken girl
me: u r nt reading at all, i read everything Juhi: my rite hands gone lifeless now :(
me: bt u r nt reading anything i write i think :(
Juhi: and i'v an xam on firday..... mera kya hogaaaaaaa i m readin it al.... jus buggin u... :D
me: so mean u r :(
Juhi: :P sorry peace! :)
me: thats why i always say never wrk for money. do wrk that satisfy ur soul and mind
Juhi: did it 4 my family dude, can v pls cut this crap now?
me: as u said the story i carried :)
Juhi: i vl hv 2 log off ne moment now dnt mind pkzzzzzzzz
chal m out now, apna mood theek karne jaa rahi hun cafe coffee day
me: guess u earn much still to afford cafe coffe day. i take roadside tea :D
Juhi: u also finish ur wrk and go home
me: 3 Rs. me cutting chai :D
Juhi: i earn 2 spend and tats wat i do. jus goin 2 get a box of cheese balls for 20 rs
me: vaise main 3 mahino se cgrt par per day 35 kharch raha hu :D
smtimes more than food :D
Juhi: my cigs cost 80 bucks
me: brand diffff :D wills navy cut costs 3.5 per stick. u must be having 5 rs wali
Juhi: i used 2 b a navy fan...... after my bronchitis and a fear of tb or lung cancer, i switchd 2 classic ultra milds. 2 weeks back tak i was wid navy, doc ne kaha ya toh cig chorr ya arthi ready kar. i said arthi sounds better
Juhi: milds is ok ok types. i'd prefer marlboro lits than classic, but yahan marlboro ka swiz maal milta hai tat doesnt taste nice. i prefer d us maal of marlboro but ab mera koi supplier nahi raha so kabhi kabhi classic ultra wid whisky injections le leti hun
chal ab me out catch u later godbless u
me: so navy is dangerous ? main to vaise bhi kamjor hu :(
Juhi: apna haath theek kar lun nahi toh kaam nahi kar paaungi
paresh....... hamesha baaton mein uljhaana bandh kar :P ab bye bol
me: ok see you tomorrow
bbye take care hv drink, go party tonight :)
Juhi: m not drinking :P
i dnt party nemore, got a delayed flite and usless bunch of staff 2 handle
me: here no staff under me :D i m the useless staff :P
Juhi: busssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss................................................. ladkiyon se bhi zyada baat karta hai, u r jus like a lil 5 yr kid :)
remain d way u r, godbless u
me: 5 yr ?
Juhi: now this aunty has 2 leave..........
me: thats too small. my hormones r working, make it 13 or 14 at least :P
Juhi: paresh............. STOP now u r behavin like a 3 yr
me: :(
Juhi: bye bolo and mujhe jaane do
me: sweet dreams :)
Juhi: gudnite take care me: dream me muje dekhna :)
Juhi: sleep well sweet dreamz. dreams mein mujhe mat dekhna, godbless u :)
me: i see hot babes usually :P
Juhi: wicked
me: JLo,
Juhi: byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeme: naomi watts
Juhi: bye bye bye 1 more wrd and i wnt chat wid u 2mrw byeeeeeeeeeeeee :)

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