going onto the next level with Sofi

7th June, 2007

me: hi, sofi :)
Sofia: hi paresh rawal
me: bitch..
Sofia: same to u freak
me: thats true..bt call me dog, rather..:))
Sofia: sorry i like dogs
me: dont like me? ( crying )
Sofia: i kind of like ppl who r not sore losers.
me: can u plz elaborate
Sofia: its not that elaborate really, i can see in the mind of a person who calls me a bitch
me: yyeah, bt u called me paresh rawal.didnt u?
Sofia: yeah so? he is my fav actor n ur name is paresh
me: ok,but i wanna be MYSELF.......& m very touchy bout certain things..
Sofia: so can i be touchy too
me: women cant be....lol in India i mean. lol
Sofia: yeah of course, there only the men r privileged
me: bt even here no lunches are Free....!!! cu after lunch.

35 minutes later

me: i m bak....
Sofia: khub khaya?
me: the food sucks...
Sofia: what doesnt suck
me: hehehe i overdid the suck thing..actually, i have to depend on outside food & it may not taste good always.
Sofia: of course but this is not a prob hows the weather on the top :)

16 minutes later

me: chai pine gayi kya?
Sofia: khana khane
me: bak?
Sofia: ummmm
me: ummmmmmm what's this?
Sofia: sound from the eating mmmmmmmm

12 minutes later

Sofia: ok now we got it u wont initiate smthing
me: who's WE?
Sofia: the world of girls
me: really? or there's sm1 else with u..;(
Sofia: no
me: thats fine.
so hw's the peaceful break?
Sofia: accha hai
me: i like short answers...:D
Sofia: sachhi ?
me: u've learnt hindi by heart..must be in deep love.
Sofia: im just good in a few things and one is languages
me: same to ME :)
Sofia: kya matlab
me: i think i m good at languages though know only 3 of 'em.
Sofia: which 3
me: mother tongue-Gujarati which i know the best. then Hindi due to movies.then English
Sofia: okk great
me: what bout short answers, then?
Sofia: u said u like
me: ab me sachhhhi bore ho raha hooo.
Sofia: main kya karoon? short answers pasand karte ho na, so u will get bored
me: so u took it literally? didn't see the :D ??
Sofia: :) i take it the way u say it, it can mean many things, like u got so happy with a short answer so started laughing from happiness.. :D
did u suggest this pic for me or some other paresh
me: i suggested hw's that?
Sofia: why this
me: its ur image to me!!
Sofia: is this how a bitch looks like...
me: actually, a lovable bitch :))
Sofia: oh im pleased althouh im not a bitch
me: why? dont u bite?
Sofia: i do... but i bite like a snake not like female dog
me: hw does a snake bite?
Sofia: when u step on it accidentally.. no matter that u didnt want to step cos didnt see the snake there, with tiny poison teeth
me: that's scary......like scary movie..lol
Sofia: yeah right nice pic anyway
me: its for my side ,if u dont wish u keep urs.
Sofia: thanks for giving me choice
me: btw, jolie looks hotter,
Sofia: yeah.. i never thought smone will actually think im as hot as her, so no need to remark
vaise i have only 80 % sexy marks in my profile so im not good enough
me: which profile? show me fast.
Sofia: orkut
me: ohh, that Love symbols..do i have any?
Sofia: i dont know, see ur profile....... no u dont have
me: anwy 80% is great score.....
Sofia: 100 is great
me: thats for Jolie....:P what do u mean by none is around?
Sofia: one of my chat friends has status message auditor is around.. n bcos im alone in office.. so noone is around
me: i dont mind having no hearts...my wife will know hw sexy i m..maybe my friends wanna hide me from outside world......:P
Sofia: yeah of course ur so precious n must be kept safe
me: dont laugh now..
Sofia: maybe im serious :)
me: that would be a great compliment..really? have u seen me?
Sofia: have i... i dont think so
me: i uploaded my pic before... than removed..its weird that not a Single Person chose to give Heart.!!!!!
Sofia: no... actually for the hearts to appear, a certain number of ppl must give. if less gave, the hearts will not be there, like at least 5 or 10 - i dont know th minimum ppl
me: i dont think so,
did u gave me?
Sofia: i just did. but still hearts didnt appear
me: hw many? (maximum 3 hearts can be given to rate the person as sexy)
Sofia: thats a secret
me: i'll tell u, i gave u 2
Sofia: k oh great now i know why i have less percentage, whats so wrong in me that im not worth 3
me: perfection is not so easy sweettie.
Sofia: im perfect
me: i just uploaded my photo, see & judge.
Sofia: ok thanks let me see, so this is paresh
me: i know.
Sofia: this is statement of fact not information for u :)
me: so give info.
Sofia: ok cool.. is it short answer?
me: surely.
Sofia: cool like my previous yahoo id specialmint which was so cool in its essence, cool and refreshing ur senses
me: should i remove it from album if u've seen ?
Sofia: i've seen it. but y u want to remove it?
me: usually, people avoid putting real pics. i was advised so & i've no group image in soft copy to upload..
Sofia: ur right, its not good to put real photos but i didnt know men also have to be careful, i m also thinking to delete my photos

7 minutes later

me: helloo
Sofia: hiiiii
me: lets start from beginning!!!!!
Sofia: yeah ok. but u start first
me: so u wanted 3 hearts?
Sofia: well yes, only after i start deserving...
me: good, thats what i was to say, prove urself worth it :))
Sofia: what do i have to do for this, i've done what i thought of.
me: change , rather improve ur image to match the one i uploaded...
Sofia: u mean the image u sent me?
me: obviously..
Sofia: im confused
me: why?
Sofia: i need to make plastic operation or what
me: hehehe
Sofia: thats very big price for one picture of a heart.
me: i meant ur perceived overall impression - not only physical but mental also & not to be same as jolie but to match that standard..
Sofia: so what must the mental impression be??
me: thoughts, way of talking, subjects, i know the look cant be changed, but attitude can be.
Sofia: thoughts, well i have the thoughts i must have. so next thing talk..the way of talking...yaar better not say what i have to say, leave this, im happy with ur 2 hearts, i saw this notice on a t-shirt - i'm number 1 so why try hard ?
and everyone has their own vision of what a woman should act or look in order to deserve highest score, so i will just be myself...
me: can t we talk erotica, if u dont mind?
Sofia: that was it
me: what?
Sofia: what we had to talk about in order to get the heart
me: i suppose, yes.
Sofia: and what exactly
me: i dont know, u've all the experience.
Sofia: how do u know
me: i said i DONT know.
Sofia: how do u know that i have all the experience???
me: u r married!!!!
Sofia: :D
me: what?
Sofia: and u? whats the experience u have?
me: honestlly, none..do u hve diff recipes for diff people?
Sofia: yeah. diff people like diff things, though base is same
me: so what's in store for me?
Sofia: something for beginners
me: begin....fast... i''''m getting impatient.
Sofia: :) thats the best thing when u dont know whats coming
me: whats coming? c'mon now, its leaving time..where's my lesson 1?
hellooooooo
Sofia: u can learn it as homework :D
me: see this teacher, doesnt teach one word & gives homework straight away.......
Sofia: the teacher has many students...
me: so i m the neglected one...?
Sofia: no no, never but the field of this is enormous, which side r we going to study
me: i want to study every thing....
Sofia: that study goes on for whole life
me: i m ready, u must have read my profile on orkut.
Sofia: whatever.. best way is to get a nice girl who wants to learn as much as u and experience all the stuff in practice
me: so u'll disappoint me?
Sofia: actually... i have my boy for practice who will not be very happy if i practice with someone else too...im good at giving a few tips here and there
me: boy????
Sofia: but
me: not man??
Sofia: not teachings as u understand it,, my boy is boy
me: nw i'll have to leave, talk u later.
Sofia: bye
me: enJOy your boy.
Sofia: i do

Understanding women..2nd week with Sofia

4th June, 2007

me: hi
what's up?
Sofia: hi, all's fine.
me: u were tellin smthn bout biting yesterday..
Sofia: really ?
me: when i told u that i used to stay away from girls during college.,remember?
Sofia: yes, oh yes, that they dont bite :) im going 4 lunch, will be back
me: i was just reading chat history, & found that this went unnoticed at that time.
ok, njoy ur lunch.

25 minutes later


me: u there?
Sofia: yes
me: so everytime its Me who initiates :P
Sofia: should i also? :P
me: and i keep blundering with emoticons.
Sofia: so what ? they show ur feelings.
me: bt i wanted to show smthng else & Tongue showed up :D

15 minutes later

me: tongue dikhakar kahan bhaag gayi?
Sofia: yahi hoon
me: saturday a girl said me " yahi hoon , baba." & i called her bitch. what do u like to be called?
Sofia: sofi, kisne kaha yeh tumse
me: kya? bitch or soni?
Sofia: excuse me?
me: why??
Sofia: yeh kya bole tum mujhse???
me: i didnt call u bitch, i was telling bout an incident.
Sofia: mind ur language
me: i donno why i get irritated by some words.
Sofia: me too by words like this
me: then avoid telling "yahi hoo".
Sofia: whats wrong with that??
me: As i said i dont know but it hurts.
othrwise ur really a soni kudi :)
Sofia: m sorry to hurt u, i just wanted to say im here in chat, and didnt run away.
me: so u dont bite?
Sofia: if u bite me, i'll bite back...

6 minutes later

me: hellooooooooo
Sofia: i told u if u bite me, i'll bite back...
me: on net?
Sofia: there r many ways of biting.

10 minutes later

me: hellooooo lagta hai k ruth gayee ho. ok c u tomorrow.
Sofia: cu
me: bye sofi, sleep well, sweet dreams, try Not to come in my Dreams..
Sofia: theek hai koshish karoongi..

5th June, 2007


me: hi sofi :)
Sofia: hi paresh
me: so hw's ur mood today?
Sofia: sleepy
me: obviously, u were awake in my dreams last night....
talk u after Lunch. its already late..

9 minutes later


Sofia: what happened in ur dreams last night ?

46 minutes later

me: r u there?
Sofia: yes
me: so what i said last?
Sofia: that i was awake in ur dreams.
me: so u remembered. :P
Sofia: han kyun nahi :)
me: bt there's explicit content, which may not be suitable for certain ppl.. as they say in movie channels :)
Sofia: ??
me: what u didnt get? its clear.
Sofia: whatever ur saying, nah... its not.
me: ok lets change topic, hw's life?
Sofia: :) its fine
me: wont u ask for me?
Sofia: yes how life there :)
me: sucks!!!
Sofia: kyun, batao na.
me: actually, its boring, usual.
Sofia: life is what u make of it, not what it makes of itself, if its boring, u made it like this.
me: i dont know whatever i do i end up unhappy.
Sofia: what was the last thing u did that made u unhappy ?
me: i asked out someone :P
Sofia: :) these things r not always successful n there is nothing wrong in that.
im going out for lunch, see u later

8 minutes later

me: whenever i talk bout girls people start taking lunch........;)
emoticon blunder again.....
it shud hv been ;(
no, this :(

20 minutes later

i am just experimenting with the symbols.
me: heloooooo r u bak?
Sofia: yeah im back
me: ur gmail is always on?
Sofia: not always but often
if i have less work, then its on usually.
me: can u chat with more than 1 person simultaneously?
Sofia: oh yes, with around 4-5 at least, but if i dont have other work, if there s work even one can be too much.
me: One like ME lol
Sofia: no actually im playing a game.
me: what game?
Sofia: dinner dash, i used to work as waitress so its fun, u move the waitress around to serve the customers.
me: & than? to kya kaha tumne? i got offline in between..
Sofia: :) as usual, so what u last got from me ?
me: i asked u what r u serving for me?
Sofia: i havent got that,what u wish to have ?
me: u tell what u have?

helooooo i dont have much time, office is closing..

helooooooooooo
Sofia: so
me: what so? i gotta leave soon.
Sofia: kya chahie aapko ?
ok leave :)
me: i like spice.
Sofia: okies mirch masala theek rahega :) ?
me: yeah
Sofia: iske sath aur kuch :)
me: aur kucch, that makes me MAD :D
Sofia: i suppose u like girl waitresses :)
me: obviously,
Sofia: so..aap kya lenge ?
me : talk to u tomorrow, prepare smthng spicy for me :)
Sofia : sure but it will get cold tomorrow :P
me : i mean get the recipe ready :P
Sofia: :) if u get a free table tomorrow ;)
me: so its a tough night ahead, bye :)
Sofia: bye visit again soon !

Understanding Women - the online way !!

21st May, 2007


me: hi
Sofia: hi
me: so now u r there
hw's life?
Sofia: yeah im here but now and then busy so cant reply fast,
m having lunch,
how ru doing ?
me: its ok
m also on d job, but somewhat relaxed, so can chat here and there :D
what bout that " neeche utro " in ur status message ?
Sofia: i meant - come down..
from the top.
me: even if u don't know on top of what?
Sofia: yeah right
i dont know.
me: even i dont know
i just feel separated
from society
Sofia: separated in what sense
me: unusual for a 27 yr old
& people expect to do only good things,
separated means having very limited social circle, no friends, every relation is PAID for.

hey, i suddenly got offline.
r u still there?
or bored of my philosophy?
Sofia: im here,
little work,
why should u be with limited social circle :)
r u living somewhere in the woods ?
me: no.
i'm in a big crowded city!
any way what's local time there?
Sofia: so it seems ur really in the woods
here its 13:15 now
me: good.
r u indian or not?
Sofia: :) which city r u in ?
me: ahmedabad,state-gujarat
& i don't understand the emoticons u r using !


23rd May 2007


me: hi
hw r u today?
..........

busy?
Sofia: hi .....just little as im in office as usual !
me: so m i, any news from bulgaria?
Sofia: its raining since a week,

and at home also, the roof is leaking as we r on rent in old home and on the last floor.
me: its very hot here,
in india, its the peak of summer at about 40 degree celsius & no ac in my room!
Sofia: then how do u survive
me: just eagerly waiting for Monsoon.
we're used to the hot climate anyway, although its hotter since last few years :(
Sofia: i cant survive. i was there n april came n i was so hot so ran away from the university n went to shimla. then in may again, to massoorie n around, n when in agra, kept walking in wet clothes, when they dry, u go under the shower with clothes n get them wet!!

also put wet duppatta on the open door, like curtain, it helped :)
me: so u were born & brought up outside india?
Sofia: yup
here we get minus 20 in winter, n i do feel its worse than heat :)
me: plz hold on
i've to listen to my boss.
Sofia: k

9 minutes later

me: u've still not managed to own a home?
Sofia: i did, we bought in march.
me: than why stay in rented , leaking home?

10 minutes later

Sofia: cos the other is not furnished yet.
i've ordered the kitchen but it will be ready in 2-3 weeks.
and we r discussing design of bedroom n entrance with dezigners.

5 minutes later

me: is the bedroom so special?
Sofia: yeah. its small of size. 3x4 meters.
everything thats offered ready at the shops cant fit
modern furniture here is spacious n made for palaces or smthing.

5 minutes later

me: which field do u work in particularly?
internet sucks in my office, gets disconnected anytime.
what were we talkin bout?
Sofia: very nice provider, professional.
u asked in which field i work
im secretary general of FIABCI Bulgaria.
me: what's fiabci?

anyway, do u have a pretty sister like u?
Sofia: international real estate federation.
i have a pretty brother... :P
me: NOT Interested :(
hw's job scenario there for engineers?
i m a so-called electronics engineer!
Sofia: good i suppose
me: what suppose?
i thought its better in US. maybe Germany has somthing.
Sofia: they both r better.
me: what's ur job as sec.general?
Sofia: all. i jst have to do everything.
me: for example....
Sofia: all the correspondence, phone calls, visitors. maintaining the database, website, finances, invoices payments,
new members, preparing all sorts of documents,
reports, budgets, organizing seminars and all the events, handling all the issues.
me: r u there? net sucked again.
Sofia: yes, have u got anything from what i wrote
me: what did u last wrote?
please repeat
Sofia: change the provider...
u tell what u got last
me: u said u do all work, EVERYTHING.
& i can't change provider as i chat from office. its a govt. company.
Sofia: all the correspondence, phone calls, visitors. maintaining the database, website, finances, invoices payments, new members, preparing all sorts of documents, reports, budgets, organizing seminars and all the events, handling all the issues.
me: & all these r related to which dept.?
don't u think this chat is getting boring?
Sofia: we dont have departments.
me: i asked u full form of FIABCI.
anyway u watch hindi movies?
Sofia: the full form is international real estate federation. the acronym fiabci is corresponding to an old form of the name that is not kept any more but the acronym is famous and thats why it was kept.
me: nw i got it. so its a construction firm!!! that's why ur detailng bout ur home!
nw i should be leaving my office.
Sofia: ok
me: anything special to say?
Sofia: na :)
enjoy
me: good night.
what enjoy?
Sofia: good to u too.

31st May, 2007

me: hi r u busy?
Sofia: little, as usual.
me: Usual, this word annoys me :(
Sofia: u dont like usual stuff ?
me: ya, bt still have to do it, like 10 to 5.30 job of boring govt..office.
Sofia: u work less than me. i stay here 9:30 to 6. n its better in government office cos work is less :P

me: right and actual work is still lesser :D

bt the real problem is that its not suited to a so called engineer like me.

6 minutes later

Sofia: what do u want to work. is it this jobe or engineering ?
me: i've been appointed as engineer only, but presently posted in the head office of the company, so i'll have to wait for transfer to a technical position, or a better job offer.
Sofia: at least u have free time :)
me: tough for a hyperactive person to have free time :(
Sofia: well... :)
me: i need to work at least 12 hrs a day. & i've done it in private firms before.

7 minutes later

Sofia: haha :) take up another job.
me: sure whenever i get the guts to break relations with my family !!!!
m i boring u?

8 minutes later

me: r u gone?
Sofia: why do u need to break the relation with ur parents?
me: they want me to stick to the job as salary is good & to marry a homely girl chosen and passed by 'em.
Sofia: there r many things u can do, u can choose the girl urself and make the things as if they chose her, u can totally oppose them but u have to keep in mind this will make them unhappy and its possible they will have bad attitude towards ur future wife and u could stay in this job but take one more and do both.
me: what if i'm not ready to marry for now?

& if i marry someone not liked by them, i'm surely out of home.
Sofia: well thats not big deal, whats ur age >
me: i told u ystrdy, i think.
Sofia: was it 27
me: yes, we're almost same age!!
Sofia: well u might start think about marriage or wait but not very long.
me: i found u in born in 1980 community.

Sofia: ohh nice!
me: but its a tough decision :(
Sofia: i dont know.
me: what u dont know?
Sofia: how tough it is.
me: u r married :)
Sofia: it was different, im having boyfriends since i was 19.
me: u must be knowing, im not so lucky, i used to stay away from girls
Sofia: why, they r bad? :) or bite or poisonous ?
i will be back in 15 mins.

37 minutes later

me: r u back?
Sofia: i am
me: so wher did u go/
Sofia: to take lunch
me: nw i may go for tea....
u'r bout 2 hrs behind us!
Sofia: 2 and a half, sure, go.
i will also have chai after lunch :)
me : so i'll have to sign out, catch u later.

Sofia: ok bye.

Why do Cats look down upon man ??

13th August, 2009

Rati : u prefer blondes?
me : ?? hw can u say ?
Rati : its ur tagline - "gentleman prefer blondes !!" :P
me : yeah i do, given that she's a great figure :D
Rati : lol so hw r u 2day morning?
Me : m feeling bad due to excessive smoking since past few days
Rati : u smoke?
me : now feeling better to see you :)
Rati : y do u smoke? i dont like smokers
me : me too, but i need motivation to quit :)
Rati : gf ne peetna chahiye chappal se, ur blonde gfs :P
me : gf kahan hai :( hoti to aadat hi nai padti na, i started at 27 :D
by the way, i prefer indian women, the girl next door :)
Rati : hmm thts good :)
me : so
Rati : so..?
me : can i see your nose :D
Rati : nose? :D y nose?
me : it carries the whole face with it :P
Rati : just a min,its my cat.
me : the blonde line here was for a blonde i was chatting with ystrday :)
Rati : ok say :)
me : kya kiya cat ne ?
Rati : arey uski kal surgery hui hai, she is in pain :(
me : aww hw sad
Rati : :(
me : bt i hav no mercy for cats
Rati : why ? :-o
me : they look down on men :x
Rati : thts true.

5 minutes passed...

me : hellooo , r u on call :P
Rati : no .. Rosey..i'll apply ointment n brb k?
me : i ll miss you :D

9 minutes later..

Rati : hmmm bolo
me : net problem, someone's jealous of you :P
Rati : :P
me : photo dikha apni pehle :)
Rati : abhi nai baba, baad me :P
me : i can't dream bout you properly :( i think of you and use the image of jenifer lopez :D
Rati : do u really dream abt the gals u talk wid? :-o
me : not of all, only of those who makes an impact :)
Rati : ohhh..and wat kind of dreams are those?
me : dreams r nt controlled right ?
Rati : yeah ok..but cud u gimme an idea?
me : like we hv 2 or 3 kids and trying hard for their admission to convent schools :D
Rati : lol hey ur not married right?
me : i think so :D
Rati : u think so..
me : i always feel tied somehow :(
Rati : hahaha why?
me : read my blog prs1980.blogspot.com to know more bout me :)
Rati : ok
me : do comment please :)
Rati : yeah sure
me : the more you comment , the more i'll love you, sry i mean i'll like you :P
me : do i need to tell u tht don't tell the characters involved in certain stories on my blog :)
Rati : :)
Rati : you wrote that poem??
me : inspired hai wo to, stolen and edited as per my mood :D
Rati :i must say ur a vry different guy
me : different like what ? plz describe :P
Rati : well.. i dont knw u well..ur strange but good at heart.. abt this m quite sure..
me : coz m very lonely, no friends no acquaitances so my behaviour seems strange :(

49 minutes later..

Rati : now check out my comment :)
me : ohh no, mere kids wale sapno ka kya hoga :(
Rati : wo kids to Sweetie ki honge :P
me : kids keep complaining to me (in dreams) why i change their mom so often lol
Rati : lol by the way i think sweetie was way rude with you in that chat room, if i wer in ur place i wud hav slapped her hard :P
me : can i do it without breaking my monitor lol
Rati : lol she's some kind of an attention seeking gal, one of the notice-me types.
me : i knw bt its fun to see her come to the room everytime i am there and then start abusing me :D
Rati : another comment i posted on "diary of an insomniac"
me : i love u :P
Rati : i love u too brother :)
me : so u called me stupid in which tone ? disrespect or love ?
Rati : sweetie's tone :P
me : thts mysterious :o
Rati : :)
me : u dont let me see you, tell me your weight then :P
Rati : m overweight
me : hw much ? 80 kgs ?
Rati : 20 kgs extra 4 my height :)
me : ur height is 168 cms, tht means 55+20=75 kgs lol
Rati : absolutely righto..now u can call me sis :P
me : what bout the shape ?
Rati : I am in shape.. Round is a shape :D
me : round everywhere ? round bottom is fine :P
Rati : k.. bas ho gaya
me : crossed the line ?
Rati : sort of, ok tell me.. do u like listening to music?
me : i keep listening songs on fm radio
Rati : cool, english songs?
me : hum sirf hindi filmo ke gaana sunte hai :D i like only jenifer lopez :P also beyonce,madona. thts enough for me lol
me : did u see my dirty home on the blog ?
Rati : its not dirty :) u dont keep it clean silly..why dont u get married?
me : i want a sexy, shapely,smart,intelligent and gharelu wife :D
Rati : keep looking :D she might be just around the corner of ur office or ur neighbor's daughter even :P
Rati : u der? helloooooozzz
me : hu na
Rati : bol na then lol
me : feeling tired..

Cuteheart !!

12th August, 2009

me: hii sweetie :)
Rati: boliye
me: :( i dont like this "bolo' "yaar" such words irritate me
Rati: :) oks bol be :P
me: :x be ?? gmail me koi virus hai kya ??
sweeti se bittery ho gayi :o
Rati: oh god
bolo bhaiyya, is it ok now?
me: :x:x:x be was better :)
Rati: :P hmm.. so..wat else?
me: whts this 29 ? r u 29 yrs old :D
Rati: ohh tats my birth date :P n ill stay 18 till i die :P
me: so the mystery of ur age will continue for ever :D
Rati: :) i am 18 :D 1990 born, will turn 19 complete in a few weeks :(
me: whts wrong with getting older, i like mature gals more. the 18 smthng r tough to deal with
Rati: govt officer !! B-) cool yaar
me: :(
Rati: hmm..
me: its PSU actually. wish i was a pure Babu :P just relaxxxxx :D
Rati: PSU? matlab ??
me: public sector unit
Rati: ohk wat wrk do u hav exactly?
me: nthng much. preparing reports , writing letters
Rati: acha, even i aim to becme a govt officer.....cool yaar
me: u knw the loss making govt telecom company ?
Rati: *yeah my mom wrks there
me: really ?
Rati: :) yes.
me: so u knw better thn me. m new, 3 yrs in here :( hold on
Rati: not much..kk
me: boss
Rati: ohk

59 minutes later

me: hii sweetheart :) tu padhti kab hai re :P
Rati: hi cuteheart! :)
me: thnks i just wish treat me like cuties too :D
Rati: padhna mana hai :P
me: boss ne kuchh kaam nikala hai one month old pending letters to reply to :(
Rati: ohh :-o
me: dont wry just 1 or 2 letters nt much wrk :)
hellooo
Rati: haan bolo. was doing programming
me: again bolo :(
Rati: bol :) m for 2nd yr engg comp
me: u hv bf ?
Rati: no i dont
me: why ?
Rati: actually i like a guy
me: want to marry him ?
Rati: yes
me: aww :(
Rati: what? :-o
me: is he better thn me ?
Rati: :) umm..as good as u ok :)
me: thn let me see ur photo ;)
Rati: ":)" <--- me :P
me: smile is so charming
Rati: B-)
me: i ll faint if i see u :D bt i need a shock to excite my senses out of boredom :D give me tht :P
Rati: :-
me: wats wrong ? i hv shown u mine , now ur turn :)
Rati: :)
"}:)" <---mine
me: i wont dream bout u today :( seriously dikha na ;)
Rati: yeah i will, not 2day :)
wait a min
me: in a minute :D great
Rati: :D no.. wait a min.. m on a call
me: thts wrong number
nw m hungry :) lunch time
Rati: oh bol
ok.. pet bhar ke khao :)
me: see bol nai pasand seriously :x
Rati: ??
me: dont use "bol" or "bolo" or even “tell”
u can use cm on baby shoot :D
Rati: .........good grief!!! :D a 29 yr old bigg baby :P
me: :P
Rati: :P
me: do u like babies :)
Rati: yes.. not making them. why u asking?
me: not making lol can i call u mommy :P
Rati: its a quote "What's the best thing about babies? -Making them "
why? :-o
me: u called me baby and u like them :D
Rati: u can call me elder sis
me: ok aunty ? :(
i hv no sister aur jo cousins hai sab younger hai
Rati: n i hv no brother :(
me: gotta eat now :) catch u in half hour
Rati: :) oks kk cya hav a grt lunch
me: whts great in lunch :(