going onto the next level with Sofi

7th June, 2007

me: hi, sofi :)
Sofia: hi paresh rawal
me: bitch..
Sofia: same to u freak
me: thats true..bt call me dog, rather..:))
Sofia: sorry i like dogs
me: dont like me? ( crying )
Sofia: i kind of like ppl who r not sore losers.
me: can u plz elaborate
Sofia: its not that elaborate really, i can see in the mind of a person who calls me a bitch
me: yyeah, bt u called me paresh rawal.didnt u?
Sofia: yeah so? he is my fav actor n ur name is paresh
me: ok,but i wanna be MYSELF.......& m very touchy bout certain things..
Sofia: so can i be touchy too
me: women cant be....lol in India i mean. lol
Sofia: yeah of course, there only the men r privileged
me: bt even here no lunches are Free....!!! cu after lunch.

35 minutes later

me: i m bak....
Sofia: khub khaya?
me: the food sucks...
Sofia: what doesnt suck
me: hehehe i overdid the suck thing..actually, i have to depend on outside food & it may not taste good always.
Sofia: of course but this is not a prob hows the weather on the top :)

16 minutes later

me: chai pine gayi kya?
Sofia: khana khane
me: bak?
Sofia: ummmm
me: ummmmmmm what's this?
Sofia: sound from the eating mmmmmmmm

12 minutes later

Sofia: ok now we got it u wont initiate smthing
me: who's WE?
Sofia: the world of girls
me: really? or there's sm1 else with u..;(
Sofia: no
me: thats fine.
so hw's the peaceful break?
Sofia: accha hai
me: i like short answers...:D
Sofia: sachhi ?
me: u've learnt hindi by heart..must be in deep love.
Sofia: im just good in a few things and one is languages
me: same to ME :)
Sofia: kya matlab
me: i think i m good at languages though know only 3 of 'em.
Sofia: which 3
me: mother tongue-Gujarati which i know the best. then Hindi due to movies.then English
Sofia: okk great
me: what bout short answers, then?
Sofia: u said u like
me: ab me sachhhhi bore ho raha hooo.
Sofia: main kya karoon? short answers pasand karte ho na, so u will get bored
me: so u took it literally? didn't see the :D ??
Sofia: :) i take it the way u say it, it can mean many things, like u got so happy with a short answer so started laughing from happiness.. :D
did u suggest this pic for me or some other paresh
me: i suggested hw's that?
Sofia: why this
me: its ur image to me!!
Sofia: is this how a bitch looks like...
me: actually, a lovable bitch :))
Sofia: oh im pleased althouh im not a bitch
me: why? dont u bite?
Sofia: i do... but i bite like a snake not like female dog
me: hw does a snake bite?
Sofia: when u step on it accidentally.. no matter that u didnt want to step cos didnt see the snake there, with tiny poison teeth
me: that's scary......like scary movie..lol
Sofia: yeah right nice pic anyway
me: its for my side ,if u dont wish u keep urs.
Sofia: thanks for giving me choice
me: btw, jolie looks hotter,
Sofia: yeah.. i never thought smone will actually think im as hot as her, so no need to remark
vaise i have only 80 % sexy marks in my profile so im not good enough
me: which profile? show me fast.
Sofia: orkut
me: ohh, that Love symbols..do i have any?
Sofia: i dont know, see ur profile....... no u dont have
me: anwy 80% is great score.....
Sofia: 100 is great
me: thats for Jolie....:P what do u mean by none is around?
Sofia: one of my chat friends has status message auditor is around.. n bcos im alone in office.. so noone is around
me: i dont mind having no hearts...my wife will know hw sexy i m..maybe my friends wanna hide me from outside world......:P
Sofia: yeah of course ur so precious n must be kept safe
me: dont laugh now..
Sofia: maybe im serious :)
me: that would be a great compliment..really? have u seen me?
Sofia: have i... i dont think so
me: i uploaded my pic before... than removed..its weird that not a Single Person chose to give Heart.!!!!!
Sofia: no... actually for the hearts to appear, a certain number of ppl must give. if less gave, the hearts will not be there, like at least 5 or 10 - i dont know th minimum ppl
me: i dont think so,
did u gave me?
Sofia: i just did. but still hearts didnt appear
me: hw many? (maximum 3 hearts can be given to rate the person as sexy)
Sofia: thats a secret
me: i'll tell u, i gave u 2
Sofia: k oh great now i know why i have less percentage, whats so wrong in me that im not worth 3
me: perfection is not so easy sweettie.
Sofia: im perfect
me: i just uploaded my photo, see & judge.
Sofia: ok thanks let me see, so this is paresh
me: i know.
Sofia: this is statement of fact not information for u :)
me: so give info.
Sofia: ok cool.. is it short answer?
me: surely.
Sofia: cool like my previous yahoo id specialmint which was so cool in its essence, cool and refreshing ur senses
me: should i remove it from album if u've seen ?
Sofia: i've seen it. but y u want to remove it?
me: usually, people avoid putting real pics. i was advised so & i've no group image in soft copy to upload..
Sofia: ur right, its not good to put real photos but i didnt know men also have to be careful, i m also thinking to delete my photos

7 minutes later

me: helloo
Sofia: hiiiii
me: lets start from beginning!!!!!
Sofia: yeah ok. but u start first
me: so u wanted 3 hearts?
Sofia: well yes, only after i start deserving...
me: good, thats what i was to say, prove urself worth it :))
Sofia: what do i have to do for this, i've done what i thought of.
me: change , rather improve ur image to match the one i uploaded...
Sofia: u mean the image u sent me?
me: obviously..
Sofia: im confused
me: why?
Sofia: i need to make plastic operation or what
me: hehehe
Sofia: thats very big price for one picture of a heart.
me: i meant ur perceived overall impression - not only physical but mental also & not to be same as jolie but to match that standard..
Sofia: so what must the mental impression be??
me: thoughts, way of talking, subjects, i know the look cant be changed, but attitude can be.
Sofia: thoughts, well i have the thoughts i must have. so next thing talk..the way of talking...yaar better not say what i have to say, leave this, im happy with ur 2 hearts, i saw this notice on a t-shirt - i'm number 1 so why try hard ?
and everyone has their own vision of what a woman should act or look in order to deserve highest score, so i will just be myself...
me: can t we talk erotica, if u dont mind?
Sofia: that was it
me: what?
Sofia: what we had to talk about in order to get the heart
me: i suppose, yes.
Sofia: and what exactly
me: i dont know, u've all the experience.
Sofia: how do u know
me: i said i DONT know.
Sofia: how do u know that i have all the experience???
me: u r married!!!!
Sofia: :D
me: what?
Sofia: and u? whats the experience u have?
me: honestlly, none..do u hve diff recipes for diff people?
Sofia: yeah. diff people like diff things, though base is same
me: so what's in store for me?
Sofia: something for beginners
me: begin....fast... i''''m getting impatient.
Sofia: :) thats the best thing when u dont know whats coming
me: whats coming? c'mon now, its leaving time..where's my lesson 1?
hellooooooo
Sofia: u can learn it as homework :D
me: see this teacher, doesnt teach one word & gives homework straight away.......
Sofia: the teacher has many students...
me: so i m the neglected one...?
Sofia: no no, never but the field of this is enormous, which side r we going to study
me: i want to study every thing....
Sofia: that study goes on for whole life
me: i m ready, u must have read my profile on orkut.
Sofia: whatever.. best way is to get a nice girl who wants to learn as much as u and experience all the stuff in practice
me: so u'll disappoint me?
Sofia: actually... i have my boy for practice who will not be very happy if i practice with someone else too...im good at giving a few tips here and there
me: boy????
Sofia: but
me: not man??
Sofia: not teachings as u understand it,, my boy is boy
me: nw i'll have to leave, talk u later.
Sofia: bye
me: enJOy your boy.
Sofia: i do