veeery thick one...

15th January, 2008

me: good mrng :)
Saloni: same to u
me: sorry, call for tea :)
Saloni: okies :)
me: i love u.

about an hour later

me: hello saloni :)
on break ?
Saloni: about to leave..im waiting for my student
me: :( i hate him.
Saloni: come on

8 minutes later

me: gone??
ok, then. talk u in dreams today :)

16th January, 2008

me: i love u
Saloni: what is the revelation
me: what?
Saloni: the love one
me: thats true :) its platonic.
Saloni: oh so u love me
me: u need not marry every time u love !
Saloni: right
me: u seem perfect to me. so do u love me?
Saloni: no i don’t. do u think u even know what is love
me: i mean i like u very much as a friend, rather girl friend. i have none.
Saloni: im going to the bank to have a fight, wish me good luck, got to prepare mentaly for arguing
see u after an hour, hope everything is successful
me: what now? anyghing wrong????
why went offline?

About 1 hour later

Saloni: im back

10 minutes later

me: so did u hit at bank :D
Saloni: they surrendered without fighting. it was really fast.
me: see the effect of my wish :)
Saloni: right :)
me: when u told u were going to bank, i didnt get those lines. got it later
Saloni: i see…bcos of net
me: coz of jealous ppl i think.
Saloni: how come
me: its usual, i approach any girl n things go weird :)
Saloni: yeah i can understand
me: i know u do :D
Saloni: it happens to me when i want something very much, all kind of obstacles appear
me: exactlly. so now i dont want nything.
Saloni: right, this is the way
me: is that ur home in mail?
Saloni: there r views from the balconies only, not my home. n thats in my parents' place. my dad took the photos.
me: we started missing winter already, heat is on the way
Saloni: u got to go to some hill place
me: ya, i dont need tea bt my eyes r strained so see u in 15 min.
dont go to ur student :(
Saloni: he will come tomorrow

47 minutes later

me: i'd feel so good if u initiated.
Saloni: i was out to buy apples
me: good. i dont like apples. read my mails?
Saloni: me too usually but i eat now n then cos good for health and i get tired of bananas and santra
me: they re better.
Saloni: they r, but u cant eat always there must be variety
me: variety :P
Saloni: in some things, not all
me: ur mind is so dirty :)
Saloni: yes it is or maybe i just can read others' minds and speak accordingly
me: i think u should remove marriage pics from orkut now !
Saloni: what happened
me: nothing, its been bout 2 months. update it,
Saloni: :D
me: dont laugh at me.
Saloni: i will look up at the sky and laugh
me: i like ur smile. keep it up. u stay updated bout india !
Saloni: what does this mean
me: nothing, i said coz u sent that nano thing today :)
one news i got results of mba entrance test last week
Saloni: right and
me: i got 0 percentage in quantitative.
Saloni: but that is very less. why 0
me: i answered just 6 questions out of 25
Saloni: why
me: got 3 right 3 wrong.
Saloni: they were so difficult
me: so 0. bt 10 per cent students were below that
Saloni: that is not a consolation. 99% of people give less results than me on tests
me: ya bt in DI 61 per cent were below my score
Saloni: thats more like it. so anyway u didnt get admission?
me: guess bout english.. i got 80 percentile.
Saloni: u speak good english
me: bt the exam was too tough
Saloni: :)

5 minutes later

me: i never thought to get admission coz its full time course n i cant leave job !
Saloni: then why did u do tests at all?
and think about online or distant education
me: i cant concentrate on study myself so i have to go for coaching. no correspondence.
Saloni: ok just keep in mind u have to progress in life
me: ya, i want all round progress.
Saloni: yeah but better some then none
me: thats to decide. wat to leave what to catch :P
ystrdy mom told me to go for my engagement !
Saloni: and
me: i denied as usual :) she's no charm like u
Saloni: noone is like me so its useless to wait
me: ya, u r the best :D
i said i ll marry or do this job so i think they wont force now :)
Saloni: if ur not in a hurry...
me: i m in hurry bt cant compromise. men r always in hurry to have sex bt when they get it, its totally different :)
Saloni: well...i dont know what to say :)
me: say na.
Saloni: but what
me: ok thats why i cant marry a miss world also for now :)
i asked for reaction if any.
Saloni: miss world...
me: ya, its tough to marry any one.
do u get my sms or not?
Saloni: i got one while i was out
me: thats good.
Saloni: u have to be mr world to get a miss world. but thats another topic
me: no need. beauty is related to women not to men :)
Saloni: oh yes it is related to men too
me: they're diff
Saloni: esp if u want to get a miss world. not to have beauty u should have thick wallet, a veeery thick one.
me: i ll manage with miss area or miss city also.
thats true.
Saloni: for this also, a wallet is needed.
me: then forget it. i ll never get that. i ll settle for seedhi saadi pati vrata bhartiya naari like u.
should i say yes to her then?
Saloni: like me!!
didnt know.
i dont know, its up to u to decide
me: u r so devoted to husband unlike other foreigners :D
so leaving time, cu later.
Saloni: first im little different from others here, second italy is not so western, its in the middle between india n west, and third i have lived in india
me: sweet dreams
Saloni: see u

how to win friends and influence people..

19th September, 2009

me: hii
ati: hii sorry about yesterday
me: why
Rati: aisehi
me: chali gayi thi isliye ?
Rati: if i wer in ur place mujhe bhi aisa hi lagta.
nahi yaar, nw who’s acting dumb?? shaadi k bare me bol rahi hu
me: to main fir lunch ke liye chala gaya
Rati: kk fine
me: ok. kya shaadi ka ?
Rati: arre watevr u said "agar tumhare sath aisa hota to pata chalta"
i thought ovr it
der?
hellloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
me: hold on
Rati: k
me: rite. it’s a tough decision

6 minutes later

Rati: hey
me: gotta go ?
Rati: u seriously dun hav any real frnz?
me: no. not at all
Rati: no yaar.. mere jaane ki raah dekh rahe ho kya? :P
me: not a single :(
Rati: Q?
me: nai to
Rati: but y?
me: aaj to stock market band hai. free hu.
Rati: arre lekin tumhe aaj tak koi frnz nahi the?
me: i dunno hw to make frnds and influence ppl
Rati: aisa kaise?
me: jab time tha banane ka tab try nahi kiya
Rati: par kuch to reason hoga na iske behind
me: ab wife ne take over kar liya. kehti hai pehle shaadi baaki sab baad me :(
Rati: hmm.. lekin whn u wer in school? tab bhi nai?
batao na
me: wohi to kaha na maine
Rati: ok..
me: nahi kar paya smhow :(
aur ab to identity is priority. uske bina koi dosti kare kyu ?
Rati: hmm..
me: wt u say? u go out and meet ppl. first they want to ask u who u r and wht do u do, whr do u live :D
Rati: to bata dete na, usme kya prob hai?
me: i dnt knw the answers :D
Rati: :) hey
me: actually i knw bt they r wrong :D
i ll be bak in half hour
Rati: ok cya

22nd September, 2009

me: us din prakruti ne tumhe bataya tha “go to yahoo paresh is waiting”
aur ab jaake puchh rahi ho lol
rati: nahi.. wo nahi.. lekin tum dono ki baat karne ki style kaafi similar hai...
m 99.99% positive it cud b u... u can share it wid me.. m ur frnd.. kisi ko nahi bataungi.. but plz dont lie to me... m serious.

u want a son?

17th September, 2008

me: hii honey :P
so rahi ho na :D
Shilpa: hie..nah.. :P
me: so ? idle kaise ? see my status :P
Shilpa: aiwei bas time pass karing..
yeh..kiske liye hai ;)
me: you :P
Shilpa: :)
me: do u belive :D or not ??
Shilpa: honestly..i dnt kw :
me: hihi hi honestly i do miss you :)
Shilpa: bt if u wnt me to believe..i will :)
me: its like i m your boss :D
Shilpa: lolz..
me: fine this is a weird boss u knw :P
Shilpa: hmm...toh? aur kuch farmaiye..kaise ho
me: in crunch mood today..
whats crunch mood btw :D
Shilpa: pata nai..
me: dont say tht, ok i m feeling butterflies in stomach. coz m going for 6 weeks training to jabalpur :(
Shilpa: hmm..ok..gud hai..
me: kya good
Shilpa: kaisi training?
me: aiwei :D
Shilpa: aiwei kya...bol na dumbo..
waise ek baat bata...tu kabhi bhi raat ko ol nai hota hai kya? ghar par hota hai tab bhi?
me: are tv nahi to pc kahan hoga ghar pe :D
bt in nexxt month i ll be. coz din me trng classes hogi so no pc :(
Shilpa: hmm...ok to miss me :)
me: u like it late night ? it was double meaning :P
Shilpa: nah nothin lyk dat..par tuze kabhi dekha nai..so i asked
me: cyber cafe to raat ko nahi khula rehta. max 10 baje tak.
Shilpa: waise pata hai..kal raat ko earthquake aaya tha yaha..bahot chhotasa...par kisi ko pata hi nai chala..bas muze hi feel hua :(
me: you r very sensitive maybe :P
Shilpa: hehe na..sab soh rahe the..dats why :D
me: ya to koi kutta aa gaya hoga tere bed k paas
Shilpa: at 3.30 am
me: to smell ur sensuous body :P
Shilpa: :((
me: which floor u live on ?
Shilpa: 3rd
me: i was sleeping at the time of the big quake in 2001 :D
Shilpa: hmm...
me: tht time my time was set at about 8:30 to come out of bed nd it came at that time
Shilpa: i ws v small at dat time..nd happy too
me: nw you r nt happy ?
Shilpa: tough question :((
me: u said u were happy tht means nw its diff.
obviously in childhood we dont care. happens to all
Shilpa: yeah...i miss my school lyf
me: i miss more of college life. school me to vaise bhi restrictions hote hai.
Shilpa: still i luv ma school lyf
me: anthng special ? crush :P ?
Shilpa: college bhi thik hai..bt abhi bhi colg main hi hoon..so..
nah school main nahi tha..i ws in girlz school
me: hw boring
Shilpa: nah it wasnt boring. crush toh..hua tha..wen i ws in 11th
me: same class ? guess it must be a teacher as usual :D
you r on phone ??
Shilpa: showie mom ne bulaya tha..
me: ye mom bhi na :(
kabhi dekhti hai apni chat? mere msg especially ?
fir se bulaya kya :)
Shilpa: showie...again..
me: its ok
Shilpa: so whr wer we
me: orkut is here with porn videos :P
i asked does ur mom or other family member see ur chat ?
Shilpa: orkut pe dekhta hai ya u tube pe?
me: orkut. utube slow hota hai
Shilpa: nahi abtak to nai dekhe hai..why?
me: nd search is nt easy.
aise hi.. parents may wnt to check wat their daughter talks
Shilpa: hmm...
me: even in office sm colleagues want to see what i chat bt i hide quickly :D
saliva dropping to armpits and the girl is licking it :P
do u wear sari ??
Shilpa: nah..bas chhoti thi tab ek do bar..pahni thi
me: so u like or not ?
Shilpa: i like sari..
me: to shaadi k baad ghar me saari pehnana :)
Shilpa: hmm..lets c..probably nahi..
me: why ? thik hai thodi der pehan lena. bed room me main nikal dunga :P
Shilpa: ah..kya ye videos ka asar hai..
me: u knw it :P then wht u decided ?
Shilpa: lolz..r u ok..why shud i decide al these things..now..
me: its important u see. for the better development of our child nd hence the progress of india
Shilpa: our child...? ahem ahem
me: means ? u want a son ? no i want a daughter :)
hey bt ud didnt say hw to use those fonts ?
Shilpa: which fonts..?
me: scrap wala.
Shilpa: ok..its actually greasemonkey script
me: means ?
Shilpa: konsa browser use karta hai?
me: microsoft
Shilpa: explorer ? den it will nt work..
me: did i tell u tht funny dp thing ?
Shilpa: nah..u didnt
me: so u remember that OK i m not a star dp of mine ? i put sm days before?
Shilpa: hey..m leaving..
me: hey sweetie baat to puri karne do
Shilpa: k showie :D
ab bol na... fast
me: download ho raha hai
Shilpa: firefox?
me: virus to nahi aayega na?
yes
Shilpa: pata nai..
me: so wat happend is a guy frm ahmedabad
Shilpa: net protector nai hai kya?
me: listen to the story first :
Shilpa: bas tuze hi ans kar rahi hoon na :(
me: so that guy found out the image chef application of face book frm where i got that newspaper. he wrote “Katrina : i love u - Praful” as the headline lol
Shilpa: funny
me: so will u come on friday ? and saturday?
Shilpa: friday..yeah sure..
k phir..m leaving..
me: i hv a doubt tht smone is waiting for u, he's better thn me. isnt it :(
Shilpa: lolz..nothin lyk dat..
me: then wy so much hurry ?
i looooooooveeee you
say once :)
Shilpa: kyun k mom daat rahi hai..maine aaj class bhi bunk kar di :D
me: achha kiya
Shilpa: luv u too honey
me: thnks. better u tell once every day :D
here too sm voices frm peons coming. they wnna shut the shop oops office :D
Shilpa: hmm..so ur leaving too..
me: lets see hw long i can, 7 tak khinch sakta hu vaise bt unke biwi bachhe hai apne nahi :D
Shilpa: :D
hmm..gud hai.. k chal bye i hv to go..
me: ya
Shilpa: sry baby...catch u laterz..
me: good night dream nice sleep well
Shilpa: u too..
me: baby :D baby to tum ho 18 saal ki :P m 28 nw :D
Shilpa: lolz ya k..
me: i wish smone care me like baby by the way, nt so lucky bt :(
Shilpa: dnt worry sweetie u will get someone..waise koi ladki dekhi?
me: dekhi ek lecturer, nt very good looking yet she said no
Shilpa: why
me: no reason given. i think i ve to prove myself man as yet. its obvious to get no even if the girl is nt up to my standard :D
all the time i say myself kya kar raha hai mard ban :D
Shilpa: k chal final bye nw tk cr ..lub u..tataz allah hafiz :D
me: no comment on mard ban :D
allah ?????? wats that ?
Shilpa: its khuda hafiz :)
me: whn it is said ? dont say i m in sm danger :D
Shilpa: jate waqta bolte hai na :
no no ur not
me: bt it means tht.
ok thnks a lot. m so coward u knw :)
Shilpa: waise pata nai kyun..bt m still here :
me: i love you for that :P
just tell me there's that uMa u knw ?
Shilpa: u do..bt i dnt kw d reason :
uMa ?
me: she used to come to PJ chat room. she's online bt busy on job so wont reply :(
Shilpa: ok..i dnt kw her
me: i hv added about 5 girls frm the chat room :D
Shilpa: i'm one of dem..
me: you too :P
Shilpa: waise chat room main main jati nai hu jyada
me: i knw its almost closed after my grand sessions with puja nd flirting :D
hw much we njoyed it every mrng bt nw ppl dont come there :(
Shilpa: hmm..ok
me: guess she went fr water or toilet for 5 mins lol
so see ya tomorrow then :)
Shilpa: bye
me: rocking night with another quake ahead :D
Shilpa: na :(((

dont misguide me

15th September, 2008

me: hiii beautiful :P
sunti ho? wats ur height ?
Shilpa: hehe....ws sleeping..kayio..m 5.3
me: great. m 5 feet 4.5 inches :D
Shilpa: umm..
me: so we're made for each other :P
Shilpa: dnt start dat again..
me: u mean it ???
Shilpa: yeh..toh tuze kya lag rha hai ? :(
me: thought like girls do. no means mayb, yes means sure etc :D
anywy m unlucky again then
Shilpa: yeh may be :P
me: so maybe ?? its party time then :P
Shilpa: may be ur unlucky :P
me: ohh no see i can understand its weird to decide bout serious relation on net bt i just ask if u hv sm inclination to that direction or not :)
Shilpa: well den ma ans z no..
ws i offlyn before few seconds ?
me: yeah so wat kinda relation we have u think ?
Shilpa: damn..netfrns...
me: u angry with me :(
Shilpa: nah dat ws for ma offlyn thing
me: ok fine. m nt getting my nature actually
Shilpa: nw ur angry?
me: i try hard to get girls to commit to me bt i myself cant commit at all :D
run away frm commitment all the time :D
no way i cant be angry with my sweetheart :P
Shilpa: hmm..fine hai..
me: so even if i keep asking to marry, at the time of deciding u never knw :D
Shilpa: but wen u know k even ur nt ready..why u lyk to ask gals..to marry..its nt even funny :
me: sorry sorry kabhi to karni hai na? my purpose is to let her knw my feelings so tht i dont miss out bfore smone else propose her :P
Shilpa: ok
me: is it bad ?
Shilpa: i dnt knw
me: u knw, tht dentist girl who put baby pic nd nw has put her own pic, told me that she identifies with farhan's character and wants to fulfillll her dream :D
to meri bolti band ho gayeee :D
Shilpa: ??
me: i asked her bout hw was the movie.. my purpose was to discuss similarity with my life to adi's character as usual :D bt she told she identifies with him :(
Shilpa: hehe...cool..waise yeh miss you kis k liye likha hai janab..?
me: for you samaj le :P
Shilpa: sach boliyo..
me: ok there is one more except you, bt most i miss you on gmail :)
the other one is married btw lol
Shilpa: :D nyways m happy...muah..
me: u must be..
was that french kiss :P
Shilpa: french haan..u think its ur lucky day..? :P
me: sure if i get even a virtual kiss :D
Shilpa: lolz..
me: smtimes i think m such a fool to be happy only in virtual stuff i shud get real action :P
wat u say ?
Shilpa: sahi hai..
me: hai na ? hw do u make that straight face
Shilpa: dis one ---> :
me: where's the straight line on kbord?
m i boring u :D
Shilpa: nah..
me: hey wats this bird ? pur ur photo. wat to see whn u r nt online :P
Shilpa: enter k uper ki key use kar..wid shift
me: ohhh yes its there :
Shilpa: its a cream coloured courser.. i lov birds.. nd birdwatching too...of both types ;)
me: so we're same bout other type :D
Shilpa: sab hote hai..
me: plz wait for a while, boss called for meeting :(
Shilpa: will leave in 5 min.. c u in d evening den.. tataz

9 minutes later

me: m back.
Shilpa: k bt m leavin cya..
me: no no dont go na i ll hv to save ur pic on pc :P
Shilpa: u olways say dat..grow up honey..
me: i speak my heart :) its my ambition to be a biiig flirt :D u knw tht :P
Shilpa: if its ur ambition..den u hv to work hard honey..
me: actually i cant practically. even baat karne me sharm aati hai :D
Shilpa: yeh der is one person i kw..nd i lov his flirting..
me: me ? don say tht
Shilpa: nope:P
me: i love u
heart break :(
Shilpa: dats why i said...u hv to work hard.. :P showie..
me: who's that btw? will u marry a flirt ?
Shilpa: just a net frnd
umm...noh
me: thn dont misguide me to learn flirting :D
Shilpa: lolz k
me: anywy i like to be myself nd i m the guy u need, believe me :P
Shilpa: duh..
me: thts wy i just cant flirt in reality. i cant help being honest :(
tht doesnt wrk na ?
Shilpa: it works..
me: ya bt for marriage na, wht if i want to get without marriage :D
Shilpa: see u go for it only if ur capable of doing dat..otherwise...very bad idea
me: wat it takes? wht do i lack? kya aap kuchh roshni daal sakti ho ?
Shilpa: nah...honestly..i dnt kw u dat much..
me: bt the way i talk u can tell. by comparison with others that hw diff im ?
or do i hv any potential or not? shud i hope for a sexy wife or settle for simple gharelu ladki :D
Shilpa: see its v hard for me to judge ppl :(
dnt ask such questions :(
me: fine
Shilpa: :)
me: wat bout photo?
Shilpa: waise u deserve wht u wnt..
me: really? Thnks. i m the hero u knw :D
Shilpa: hehe..yeh sure
me: got a new habit to boost confidence. when i m alone home, i keep speaking.. my name is bond, james bond :P
so did we discuss bout the figure ?
Shilpa: wht? u ok?
me: your figure :P m fine with a little curve :D
ok ok gussa nahi, bad for your health :)
see ya later :)
Shilpa: lolz..nt angry.. but ok hai..bye nw..

in the evening the same day

me: see i was waiting for you. check the time, u said see you in the evening.
dont think k muje koi kaam nahi tha, isliye wait kar raha tha :D

about an hour later

Shilpa: i'm ol now :(

to get us closer !!!

14th September, 2008

me: hii hw r u today ?
Shilpa: hi.. m ok..u say
me: m home, surfing frm cyber café, quite open type u knw ppl can read wht i write so no hot stuff today :P
Shilpa: ya i kw
me: so wat u doing today ?
Shilpa: nothin bas bore hoing
me: thts bad me too being bored. cant even smoke at home :D
Shilpa: umm..
me: u cant giv ur mob. no bt u can call me frm public phn , cant u ?
Shilpa: no i cnt
me: why ? if there's no danger then it must be u who doesnt want to call :)
Shilpa: yup..coz i dnt want to
me: nd why so ? sharmati ho, mere tarah lol
Shilpa: dunno..
me: u can give me any random private no. i ll call u
Shilpa: why...all dis?
me: it will feel good to talk thn chat , dont u think ?
to get us closer :P
Shilpa: bt why u wnt us to get closer..?
me: u knw i want to marry u :D
Shilpa: cud u jus stop being funny nw..i'm serious
me: m too :)
Shilpa: ohho..
me: wht ? i m really serious i tell u :)
Shilpa: ok
me: so ?
Shilpa: so wht?
me: wat actions r we taking to move ahead in that direction :D
Shilpa: why to move ahead..i dnt wnt to marry u :P
me: broke my heart :( wats wrong with me :(
Shilpa: nothing
me: then ? its very early for you ?
Shilpa: stop flirting honey.. told u m already bored
sry i guess i said something wrong..
me: i knew i t :P
frustrating to hv ppl around u trying to read ur msgs :(
i ll hv to leave sweetheart, i cant talk this way :)
Shilpa: ya k
me: bbye see ya tomorrow. possibly in evening today :)
Shilpa: sure..