how to win friends and influence people..

19th September, 2009

me: hii
ati: hii sorry about yesterday
me: why
Rati: aisehi
me: chali gayi thi isliye ?
Rati: if i wer in ur place mujhe bhi aisa hi lagta.
nahi yaar, nw who’s acting dumb?? shaadi k bare me bol rahi hu
me: to main fir lunch ke liye chala gaya
Rati: kk fine
me: ok. kya shaadi ka ?
Rati: arre watevr u said "agar tumhare sath aisa hota to pata chalta"
i thought ovr it
der?
hellloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
me: hold on
Rati: k
me: rite. it’s a tough decision

6 minutes later

Rati: hey
me: gotta go ?
Rati: u seriously dun hav any real frnz?
me: no. not at all
Rati: no yaar.. mere jaane ki raah dekh rahe ho kya? :P
me: not a single :(
Rati: Q?
me: nai to
Rati: but y?
me: aaj to stock market band hai. free hu.
Rati: arre lekin tumhe aaj tak koi frnz nahi the?
me: i dunno hw to make frnds and influence ppl
Rati: aisa kaise?
me: jab time tha banane ka tab try nahi kiya
Rati: par kuch to reason hoga na iske behind
me: ab wife ne take over kar liya. kehti hai pehle shaadi baaki sab baad me :(
Rati: hmm.. lekin whn u wer in school? tab bhi nai?
batao na
me: wohi to kaha na maine
Rati: ok..
me: nahi kar paya smhow :(
aur ab to identity is priority. uske bina koi dosti kare kyu ?
Rati: hmm..
me: wt u say? u go out and meet ppl. first they want to ask u who u r and wht do u do, whr do u live :D
Rati: to bata dete na, usme kya prob hai?
me: i dnt knw the answers :D
Rati: :) hey
me: actually i knw bt they r wrong :D
i ll be bak in half hour
Rati: ok cya

22nd September, 2009

me: us din prakruti ne tumhe bataya tha “go to yahoo paresh is waiting”
aur ab jaake puchh rahi ho lol
rati: nahi.. wo nahi.. lekin tum dono ki baat karne ki style kaafi similar hai...
m 99.99% positive it cud b u... u can share it wid me.. m ur frnd.. kisi ko nahi bataungi.. but plz dont lie to me... m serious.