dont misguide me

15th September, 2008

me: hiii beautiful :P
sunti ho? wats ur height ?
Shilpa: hehe....ws sleeping..kayio..m 5.3
me: great. m 5 feet 4.5 inches :D
Shilpa: umm..
me: so we're made for each other :P
Shilpa: dnt start dat again..
me: u mean it ???
Shilpa: yeh..toh tuze kya lag rha hai ? :(
me: thought like girls do. no means mayb, yes means sure etc :D
anywy m unlucky again then
Shilpa: yeh may be :P
me: so maybe ?? its party time then :P
Shilpa: may be ur unlucky :P
me: ohh no see i can understand its weird to decide bout serious relation on net bt i just ask if u hv sm inclination to that direction or not :)
Shilpa: well den ma ans z no..
ws i offlyn before few seconds ?
me: yeah so wat kinda relation we have u think ?
Shilpa: damn..netfrns...
me: u angry with me :(
Shilpa: nah dat ws for ma offlyn thing
me: ok fine. m nt getting my nature actually
Shilpa: nw ur angry?
me: i try hard to get girls to commit to me bt i myself cant commit at all :D
run away frm commitment all the time :D
no way i cant be angry with my sweetheart :P
Shilpa: hmm..fine hai..
me: so even if i keep asking to marry, at the time of deciding u never knw :D
Shilpa: but wen u know k even ur nt ready..why u lyk to ask gals..to marry..its nt even funny :
me: sorry sorry kabhi to karni hai na? my purpose is to let her knw my feelings so tht i dont miss out bfore smone else propose her :P
Shilpa: ok
me: is it bad ?
Shilpa: i dnt knw
me: u knw, tht dentist girl who put baby pic nd nw has put her own pic, told me that she identifies with farhan's character and wants to fulfillll her dream :D
to meri bolti band ho gayeee :D
Shilpa: ??
me: i asked her bout hw was the movie.. my purpose was to discuss similarity with my life to adi's character as usual :D bt she told she identifies with him :(
Shilpa: hehe...cool..waise yeh miss you kis k liye likha hai janab..?
me: for you samaj le :P
Shilpa: sach boliyo..
me: ok there is one more except you, bt most i miss you on gmail :)
the other one is married btw lol
Shilpa: :D nyways m happy...muah..
me: u must be..
was that french kiss :P
Shilpa: french haan..u think its ur lucky day..? :P
me: sure if i get even a virtual kiss :D
Shilpa: lolz..
me: smtimes i think m such a fool to be happy only in virtual stuff i shud get real action :P
wat u say ?
Shilpa: sahi hai..
me: hai na ? hw do u make that straight face
Shilpa: dis one ---> :
me: where's the straight line on kbord?
m i boring u :D
Shilpa: nah..
me: hey wats this bird ? pur ur photo. wat to see whn u r nt online :P
Shilpa: enter k uper ki key use kar..wid shift
me: ohhh yes its there :
Shilpa: its a cream coloured courser.. i lov birds.. nd birdwatching too...of both types ;)
me: so we're same bout other type :D
Shilpa: sab hote hai..
me: plz wait for a while, boss called for meeting :(
Shilpa: will leave in 5 min.. c u in d evening den.. tataz

9 minutes later

me: m back.
Shilpa: k bt m leavin cya..
me: no no dont go na i ll hv to save ur pic on pc :P
Shilpa: u olways say dat..grow up honey..
me: i speak my heart :) its my ambition to be a biiig flirt :D u knw tht :P
Shilpa: if its ur ambition..den u hv to work hard honey..
me: actually i cant practically. even baat karne me sharm aati hai :D
Shilpa: yeh der is one person i kw..nd i lov his flirting..
me: me ? don say tht
Shilpa: nope:P
me: i love u
heart break :(
Shilpa: dats why i said...u hv to work hard.. :P showie..
me: who's that btw? will u marry a flirt ?
Shilpa: just a net frnd
umm...noh
me: thn dont misguide me to learn flirting :D
Shilpa: lolz k
me: anywy i like to be myself nd i m the guy u need, believe me :P
Shilpa: duh..
me: thts wy i just cant flirt in reality. i cant help being honest :(
tht doesnt wrk na ?
Shilpa: it works..
me: ya bt for marriage na, wht if i want to get without marriage :D
Shilpa: see u go for it only if ur capable of doing dat..otherwise...very bad idea
me: wat it takes? wht do i lack? kya aap kuchh roshni daal sakti ho ?
Shilpa: nah...honestly..i dnt kw u dat much..
me: bt the way i talk u can tell. by comparison with others that hw diff im ?
or do i hv any potential or not? shud i hope for a sexy wife or settle for simple gharelu ladki :D
Shilpa: see its v hard for me to judge ppl :(
dnt ask such questions :(
me: fine
Shilpa: :)
me: wat bout photo?
Shilpa: waise u deserve wht u wnt..
me: really? Thnks. i m the hero u knw :D
Shilpa: hehe..yeh sure
me: got a new habit to boost confidence. when i m alone home, i keep speaking.. my name is bond, james bond :P
so did we discuss bout the figure ?
Shilpa: wht? u ok?
me: your figure :P m fine with a little curve :D
ok ok gussa nahi, bad for your health :)
see ya later :)
Shilpa: lolz..nt angry.. but ok hai..bye nw..

in the evening the same day

me: see i was waiting for you. check the time, u said see you in the evening.
dont think k muje koi kaam nahi tha, isliye wait kar raha tha :D

about an hour later

Shilpa: i'm ol now :(