things that kill feelings

18th September, 2007

me: hi
Saavi: hello
me: when i saw u online net got off :)
Saavi: convenient :)
me:so where were we ? satrdy :P
Saavi: where
me: chating bout slow kissing etc.
Saavi: really ? ru sure ?
me: means ? u forgot ?
Saavi: :) i have a vague memory abt this
me: ok its usual. can u tell hw to NOT think sex when u r free?
Saavi: haha..
well... tough one. play game. think about god
me: not much of religious person i m
Saavi: play computer game. n u dont need athletic body for going for sport
me: i m doing it. now chatting u, bt it requires sm highly engaging act.
Saavi: oh i dont know.
since u already have this habit, then its hard. best is get married
me: good. so hw was baby sitting ?
Saavi: fine but 6 hours. i felt somewhat stressed
me: dont like baby?
Saavi: he is 4 years old. touches n shifts everything he lays hands on. clicks on the pc everywhere he sees
me: hehehe..usual for his age :P
Saavi: well my bro was not such.
me: so he's younger to you?
Saavi: 13 years
me: ohh he's just 14yrs old ?
Saavi: yeah
me: Didi u r :)
Saavi: hmmm yeah yeah didi
me: means u r the eldest child in family ?
this is interesting... the orgasm - (link of some video)
Saavi: we r just 2, me and my brother
me: dont have speakers , can u tell dialogues for this ad – (link of the advt)
Saavi: there r 5 on this page
me: the condom advt. wait,,, i tell u.its the last, titled condom advt
Saavi: there is no orgasm there
me: the first link u saw now ?
Saavi: well no. i saw the second but read about the first
me: the first one has female orgasm competition ;)
Saavi: yeah its stupid but i like the girl with the dark hair :P
me: i like the one who won. with big boobs :P
Saavi: i think she is same
me: why do u like? :P
Saavi: she looks hot. not to me, just in general
me: in fact boobs dont excite as much as the figure, walk u know. n i dont agree plastic surgery.
Saavi: why not the plastic surgery ?
me: coz not natural, kills the feeling. think gotta leave now. cu 2morrow. good night. tcare
Saavi: right. ok see u

19th September, 2007

me: what madness ? i m used to that :D
Saavi: in my office there r 2 associations, i used to work for the other, now im working for this. from b4 there is very big competition between both n bosses from both r not getting along. so, the others got a proposition to be partners in a project but they bypassed it. the people with the project then turned to us n our boss accepted. so we started working on the project and promoting. the other bosses learned, got angry and immediately started developing the same project, separately.
so now, both agencies r promoting the same sort of thing, but organized by different entities and r competing, who will get more people to participate in the project.
unfortunately, for my agency im alone, n i have to gather 60 ppl. the other organization has more resources and people, and put all their efforts in attracting ppl to their project.
i was very much scared that i will not be able to gather the 60 ppl necessary n i will ruin our project, just bcos the companies will turn to the other association not mine.
we r competing now who will get the people n apart from this i was and am very much upset with the whole situation bcos it is one big absurd.
we r literally competing who will answer the phone when ppl call to inquire about the project.
me: got it. so why u changed association ? is it like trade unions?
Saavi: i guess branch association. the other is. and mine is, local chapter of the international real estate federation. the others r our members but there is fierce struggle between the bosses which reflects on us too. i left the other cos i didnt want to work any longer there. i planned to join another job at all, but got very big pressure from bosses of this one to join here. i refused once, but then accepted. cos they pressured me a lot
me: pressured ? :P hw ? u ve no way to deny that u dont want to join their association ?
Saavi: no i didnt want, but they said oh come on come on, we want u here very much, so and so and i did. salary was also good. at the end i thought, ok why not?
me: thats confusing. u r in the same company, how come diff salary?
Saavi: its not same company. we share the office but the companies r separate.
me: so the federation gives work to diff associations as per merit ?

7 minutes later

Saavi: only we r the federation. the others r the branch association of the real estate agencies
me: n whose project u r fighting for?
Saavi: for my one

about one hour later

me: bak
u busy?
Saavi: little
me: me searching jokes for u :)
Saavi: oh. how about the ones i sent u yesterday
me: what's blow job at 6 15 am?? (with reference to some forwarded mail)
when's ur birthday ? if u r in his strong hands what remains to dream of??
Saavi: :) u have forgotten ? its 5th June
me: ok bt i m not ur husband :).
Saavi: i remember my friend's bdays n even those who r not friend.
me: i dont know anyone except one or two family members. i dont try to, coz i dont give importance to any one day.
Saavi: ur choice
me: what s mine then?

2 minutes later

Saavi: 21st june
me: ur memory is good bt the processor is slow :D
where u went ? orkut ?
Saavi: no. im busy :(
me: thanks for remembering, great u r if really u recalled :)
Saavi: yes

12 minutes later

me: what yes?
Saavi: i recalled
me: feels good when sm1 cares :) m watching bowl out. missed as no tv i hve
Saavi: big miss. it was soo exciting
me: hw can paki bowlers lose against ours ? never bfore. today i placed a bet on Peterson. may God give him strength n not pressure :)

10 minutes later

me: seem really busy. gotta leave now.
Saavi: or right today there is match
me: cu tomorrow.
Saavi: yes i had meeting just out. ok bye

girl next door

21st November, 2008

me: heya
pooja: itsmeparesh: miSs you :( hhahahahhaaaaaaaa
me: ya thts rite, m so lonely :(
pooja: ohh hooooo yeh kya pic lagwa di hai uncle ki.
me: kaun si ? not good ? chnge karu ?
pooja: hmm yaa
me: ab ?
pooja: hmm wait.. haan dekhi, bt wohi looks hai
me: ab kya kare, koi aur khinchta nahi.
pooja: haha
me: khud hi li thi
pooja: hmm ok jee

3 minutes later

pooja: soo gyee ?
how to open .desktop extension files ??
me: ?? wat to open :D
pooja: .desktop extension files. u knw?
me: no, wats tht ?
pooja: leave it. maine b kis se pucha
me: wohi to janna hai :D

10 minutes later

pooja: opps sorry, net dc.
me: thought so
pooja: hmm AC nhi hai
me: i keep all windows open all time, hum junior officer hai mem saab.
pooja: hmm sorry
me: ac nahi parvadta aur safai karna hame pasand nahi :D
pooja: ohh fir kya kare
me: lets see
pooja: okez
me: aur kya chal raha hai ?
pooja: wait haan
me: hello..time to leave. kahan kho gayee
pooja: okk bye tc
me: m nt going, half hour ruk sakta hu
pooja: den
me: most hv left i mean.
pooja: hmm ohh how sad
me: mere ghar koi nahi
pooja: mmm hahaha sacchi ?
me: to jakar kya karu
pooja: hahaha tum akele bore nhi hote ?
me: tum batao, roj shaam ko kya karti ho ?
pooja: mai toh baas padhay krti hun, aur kabhi kabar chef ban jaati hun. i like cooking.
me: achha hai girl k liye
pooja: hmm
me: prob is shaam ko muje koi
pooja: woh sab i dnt knw
me: kaam achha nai lagta
pooja: den khud ka kaam khud hi karte ho kya
me: khana bahar khata hu to kaam kya bacha ? khud pakaunga tab timepass hoga
pooja: ohh sikh lo na fir
me: planning to start cooking soon
pooja: kitna time lagta hai
me: bt i dont like anthng in the evening. wat can be done ?
pooja: hmm
me: socho socho. main to thak gaya soch kar 10 saal se :D
pooja: hmm haha means ek baat confirmed. ur more than 10 yrs old.
me: lolz ye sab probs.
pooja: ismein lolz kyu
me: jawani me start hoti hai, tht means m 18+10 = 28 yrs old :D
pooja: hmm maan gaye k old ho.
me: compared to u, nt in general terms
pooja: ohh
me: hv u seen dostana ?
pooja: shee main aise movies nhi dekhti
me: usme koi sex scene nahi hai
pooja: shee chup
me: sachhi. nthng vulgar
pooja: dnt use this three letter word
me: sexy use karu :D ??
pooja: chup
me: ohk bt its a good comedy
pooja: ok fine
me: i like the scene where john introduces himself as
pooja: den y dnt u watch ?
me: its me Kunal :D
pooja: hmm u watched ?
me: yeah baby
pooja: ok, u watched fashion ?
me: missed it coz of dostana
pooja: ohhh bt its nice
me: ab to m waiting for rab ne bana di jodi, hv u seen hero's look :D
pooja: hmm yaa its cool. the lady is very gorgeous
me: nt much. girl next door , bt i like it :P
pooja: hmm means
me: i like the new lady with simple look
pooja: kaunsi
me: tumne jisko gorgeous kaha wo
pooja: hmm yaa i knw
me: i like simple girls
pooja: hmm nice choice
me: nt very hot type
pooja: hmm nice gud
me: bt sexy honi chahie :D
pooja: huh fir wohi
me: i mean interested in love making
pooja: chuppppppppppp
me: ohk u see if wo tere jaisi hogi to bachhe kahan se hoge :D think over it :D
pooja: kya kaha ? nhi samjha
me: u knw hw babies born :P
pooja: ya of cource
me: so she shud b open bout se* u knw ;)
dekha maine * kiya hai :D
pooja: hmm baas hua ab
me: chnge the topic plz. kitni baar mana kiya hai :D
pooja: huh tum ghuma firake wohi topic pe aa jate ho
me: tum kab sudhroge :D
pooja: huh jau tum. i m katti wid u
me: ohh baby. koi baat nai karta, tum bhi :(
pooja: ohh solly. bt aise baatein nhi okk
me: ab bachhi nahi rahi tum. solly mat bolo :D
pooja: hmm ok baba
me: baba :D main bhi baba nai tht u knw ;)
pooja: okk bhai
me: nooooooo bhai nai
pooja: okk bro
me: varna main rone lagunga. bro thik hai. its english :D
pooja: okk bro. as u wish
me: din ko bhaiya raat ko saiyaa wali kahavat suni hai tune ;)
pooja: hmm haan bt y?
me: :D vaise meri koi sis nahi aur muje chahie bhi nai :)
pooja: huh jau
me: tune puchha nahi miss u kiske liye likha hai :P
pooja: kiske?
me: secret hai :D lolz
pooja: ok mat batau
me: s for secret ;)
pooja: ok baba as u wish. maine kab force kia
me: ab jaana padega. good night :)
pooja: gn sd
me: kal jarur aana
pooja: sure byeee

kind of complex thing !

15th September, 2007

me: sorry, boss came here n scolded. so closed window.
Saavi: oh my boss was just with me too but didnt see my chatting

7 minutes later

Saavi: last night i had dream of my late dada-dadi. they were not in good condition. i have to go to church today to light candles for them.
i guess they feel forgotten.
me: same way my father was complaining me ystrdy :)
Saavi: what
me: he's bout to retire.
Saavi: my dada-dadi r dead.
me: ok, dont go literally
Saavi: im worried they feel forgotten there wherever they r :) cos in my dream they were in bad condition. we consider, that if u dream of a dead relative, it very much shows they want u to know something, and we always buy some sweets and give to people, for god to forgive the dead. if the dream is not good, then going to church is a must.
me: so this Saturday night at church ? what u do there? just lighting candles ?
Saavi: praying, thinking
me: what thinking ? if u pray u should not think other things.
Saavi: not at the time of pray, after or before. thinking abt what to tell god. how to ask him things about the dead relatives. like that
me: its fine to be emotional bout dada dadi, bt dont u think that as they r now dead n its of no use to them ?

31 minutes later

me: sorry again, this time a colleague called for tea :)

5 minutes later

Saavi: yeah sure. i get there is no work there at al
me: for me ? actually i hv a hell lot of work that i dont want to do ;)
Saavi: why dont u work

6 minutes later

me: coz i want to do a different work bt ppl expect the best out of me :P
Saavi: do one work for me. i wanna know whats exactly the title Dato in Malaysia, but i dont have time to look in net. i need it for my work
me: Dato' is the most common chivalrous title. The wife of a Dato' is a Datin etc etc
Saavi: i read it
me: i mailed the search page to u.
Saavi: ok thx
me: was searching sexy 3gp videos for mobile , bt kept aside for u :)

9 minutes later

Saavi: оh thanks
me: u r welcome :)
Saavi: im touched
me: i can feel it :D happens with me ! its usual.
Saavi: what?
me: girls getting touched by me ! my actions !
Saavi: oh interesting. what do u do to touch them ?
me: touch ? i think much beyond. touch ignites things, what cooling it ?
Saavi: what r we talking about at all...
me: i ve no idea :P
Saavi: lets talk something else then
me: tough to think beyond sex in evening.
Saavi: uf.. talk about chocolate
me: why?
Saavi: why not
me: not much affection for sweets. can talk if its bout sharing chocolates :P
Saavi: i would tell u to talk about alcohols but u dont drink
me: chocolates r hot to share while french kiss :P
Saavi: kind of complex thing, involves attempts.
me: no experience.
Saavi: ive done it. doesnt give much pleasure
me: i dont think so. so what gives pleasure ?
Saavi: slow kissing
me: why slow ? one may not be so patient. like me.
Saavi: cos u can focus on the feeling of pleasure.
me: bt if sm1 like me gets to do after much wait, he's gonna, maybe, bite not slow kiss :P
what's g spot?
Saavi: its something inside the body, down.
i've always had enough time for these thing so was never in hurry. only couple of times, n i can say the fast n furious kissing has never been pleasant to me.
me: that may be true, think u never had to stay without sex ;) u cant feel my emotions.
Saavi: i had, for a year and a half, had to stay without
me: why ?
Saavi: no, here, as mehul was in India. i didnt see him for 1,5 year
me: i trust u. once i taste it, i dont think i can stay without !
thank God, till now i ve no experience.
Saavi: hmmmm
me: bcomes habit like.
Saavi: щея
Yes, bfore doing it u dont know what u miss n hence u dont miss it.
me: exactly, bt i feel missing smthng
Saavi: yeah right
me: so the night discharge n couple thing is very different experiences?
Saavi: yeah it is different
me: hw?
Saavi: u realize that ur alone when ur, n in the other occasion u realize there is another real person with u, n that u share urselves intimately, the mere fact that ur naked in front of other, u try to please the other, its just a totally different game.
me: please the other ? i like the expressions of women having climax.
Saavi: i bet u havent seen real one
me: in videos is it not real ? do they fake it ? looks hot :P
Saavi: tum bhi na :) of course they fake it, heloo
me: dont say that. their expressions, voices of pleasure.. all fake???
Saavi: of course!! what ru, ru fine ??
everyone knows this. they dont even feel pleasure. they r paid to shout and pretend, to please the male audience who think its so easy and drives the women mad with pleasure.
me: ok for actors bt no such thing occurs in real ? at all?
Saavi: women dont shout like this. only prostitutes, who also pretend.
me: ok no shouting. but slow hissing sounds :P u mean they've nothing to gain from intercourse ??
Saavi: well they do if its done properly. yeah the hissing n such can do. men dont know how to do it generally.
me: hw to ? generally ?
Saavi: well it must include a lot of foreplay, definitely not 2 minutes, at least 10-15, n then the sex itself, also at least that long.
me: i love foreplay. actually more than climax maybe :) it was came out in a survey last
Saavi: men get excited quickly, faster than women, n tend to freak out for intercourse, skipping the foreplay.
me: yr that indian males have very short period for sex :)
Saavi: short period means ?
me: frply intercourse, off course here no after play ! its the total period. n same is true bout intercourse too. survey by india today magazine.
hw bout ur husband ? dont mind.
Saavi: well. no comment on my personal thing.
me: good. he's indian after all :)
Saavi: no, i just dont want strangers to know his intimate habits. no nead of spreading it.
me: do i spread things ? so wht bout tomorrow ? i m to be bored on sunday
Saavi: we'll have guests for lunch
me: gotta leave, watch man came early today.
Saavi: n i have to be babysitting my friend's kid also
ok
me: babysitting :D i see.
Saavi: yeah
me: watch man seems to have some mega deals to be finalized n board of directors waiting for him too :D
i need a new mother too :P
Saavi: what for

a few scattered pieces about me fit together and...

5th September, 2007

me: what's bloom?
Saavi: just 1 min
me: me too. we're quite same :) except sex drive n closed door, and partner. (with reference to some facebook application)
Saavi: yeah quite same but this, this, this this r different :)
why u wrote heyy baby in status msg ? bcos of the movie na ? what do u think about it
me: although lifted from english film, good time pass, u know story?
Saavi: 1 min…we tried to see it last night, my husband saw all of it n kept laughing and enjoying. i managed to see only first half an hour, not managing to laugh as i found all jokes old and used, n some situations pathetic, n i didnt see further.
i dont know, something wrong with me, that i dont like good movies, or the movie really was not worth
me: wasnt worth, i like sajid khan's tv shows very much bt not so humorous. better u left in btwn :)
Saavi: great. good that u also think this way
me: i had to pass my sunday evnng n it was the best among all available movies.
me: didnt read my joke?
Saavi: which 1
me: $100, $75 and then $25 references ?
need to resent??
Saavi: i saw it, kind of ok
me: i was surprised that straight lay is costliest :P is it true???
Saavi: it is not costliest but of course blowjob and hand job r not as expensive
me: so what's costliest?
Saavi: sorry, dont hv experience in this, to know
must be full night service, from elite courtesan, in expensive hotel and room, maybe pool, big bed, or many women, dont know.
me off for lunch

about 2 hours later

me: sorry, the day was devoted to my duty :)
Saavi: np
me: ihp (is it "i have problem" ?? i can't recall actually lol)
Saavi: then dont have
me: u c nw as duty time is over, net starts functioning. whole day chat was disabled :(
Saavi: i see. i need to go home, in 10 mins. i will probably come online from home too
me: oh no.. have mercy. in hw much time will u b online?
Saavi: i need around 40 mins to reach home
me: thats all for today then unless i go to cyber cafe after leaving office.
Saavi: well yes
hey there is cricket match today, right ?
me: why early today?
Saavi: has it started
me: i dont see cricket for last few yrs
Saavi: workers will be at home, to make a glass rack in the kitchen, then i can take photos of my kitchen n send to my friends. as they wanted to see n this it needed to be ready
me: i ve been watching sm couples with wife similar to u since past 3-4 days :P
Saavi: where ru watching
me: on road, in malls, in sm shop etc.
Saavi: how can u say the wife is similar to me
me: when i go to atm for withdrawing money, they withdraw Bfore i do :)
INSTINCT !!! i guess by INSTINCT !!!
Saavi: so u have instinct
me: all have. i cant follow always although.
Saavi: alright. im going. see u :)
me: tomorrow ? n what bout the joke we were discussing :P ?
Saavi: we finished the discussion on that i think. tomorrow im not sure, maybe yes maybe no
me: i dont think so.
Saavi: ok, gtg
me: why ? holiday ?
Saavi: yes, 4 days
me: i ll have to spend 5 per sms. oh my God.
where do i find other gf to chat?
Saavi: in internet
ok byeeeee

10th September, 2007

me: good morning :)
Saavi: good morning
me: plz tell me ur not angry.
Saavi: i was really but now have other things to worry about. Relax. just keep in mind there will be no next time
me: i know, bt i still wonder what was so bad that i did
Saavi: what u told me. it was not a good thing by my point of view. from urs i guess its normal
me: i know I said “go to hell”. that was really insulting bt the repeated sending was not insulting at least. maybe bit aggressive :P
did u receive my msg ystrdy?
Saavi: y
me: i mean what s the receiving problem at ur end ? i see the msg sent in my cell. ive been sending at least one every day :)
Saavi: i get them
me: so u didnt wish to give miss call :(
Saavi: u said, if i come online in the next 2-3 hours
me: that for ystrdy,
Saavi: whats the need to give u miss calls
me: i dont remember precisely for which reasons i asked u in last 3-4 days
bt i felt like u r not getting msgs.
Saavi: personal issues.
i get ur msgs which reminds me that i requested u not to send me any more sms
me: so u ve definitely changed ur opinion bout me.
Saavi: its more like, a few scattered pieces abt u fit together
me: puzzling ? u mean ?
wife calls.. oops sorry boss alert. cu later.
Saavi: k

46 minutes later

me: m bak to say bye what's sama ?
Saavi: fine. its in my language
me: in which connection fine ? if u dont mind telling :)
Saavi: u said u came to say bye
me: so u r waiting me to go ??? i meant i ll be here for just 5 min or so as its bout lunch time.
ok then cu. later in the day.
Saavi: no actually i want to say,,, ok bye

43 minutes later

me: hello u there?
Saavi: yeah
me: so u said
1) dont send me sms.
2) pieces bout me fit together
can u explain these?
so gayee kya?
Saavi: yeah, first 1 is literally. dont send me any more sms.
i dont mean sending me one message 5 times or more or lying that u sent 4 times when actually it was more but u didnt count.
dont send me any more, please
so, got it ?

at least billiyo ko to chhodo !!!

27th August, 2009

me: so wats up in colg ?
Bharti: nthng
swine flu
me: koi bf mila
Bharti: i like smebdy else already
i had told u :-o
me: wat ?
swine flu ho gaya tuje ?? batati nahi, chat kyu karti ho mujse :x
Bharti: lol nahi hua yaar
me: thnk god main bach gaya lol
Bharti: :) tumhe nahi hota flu, tumhare pc ko lol
me: pc ko to main roj chhedta hu, fir hoga hi na lol
Bharti: lol
me: btw already hai thts fine bt i mean colg me aur koi :P
Bharti: no. m a one man woman :D
me: smart gal. shikh rahi hai jaldi jaldi :D
Bharti: :)
me: bt u knw is jaalim duniya me one man woman to common hai. uski koi value nai lol
value one woman man ki hai :P
Bharti: lol mai jiske liye one man woman hu wo bhi one woman man hi hai
me: great. unbelievable
Bharti: right
me: lucky you
Bharti: hmm :)

10 minutes later

me: read mandeep's comments ?
Bharti: no. whr ?
me: he's lost his mind in revenging us :D
Bharti: lol but whr?
me: mere poll me hi. usne to tumhare profile ki link bhi di thi complaint me par kisi mod ne delete kar diya :D
Bharti: kya ? lol
Kyu ? hahaha ill chck
lol
hua kya tha..plz explain theek se
me: poll bana tha ek :D

51 minutes later

Bharti: .......
me: kahan bhaag jaati ho
Bharti: aaj Thursday. power jaati hai
me: :D
Bharti: :)
me: pune me ho ya kisi gaanv me lol
Bharti: last thursday pehle bataya tha na tumhe. pune me hota hi hai
me: okk par dopahar ki dhoop me :(
Bharti: hmm
me: kya karte ho fir
Bharti: abhi to soyi thi
me: gaana gungunate ho hmmm lol ??
Bharti: :)
me: kitna soti hogi
Bharti: evry thursday
me: ok so power nahi to so jaao aisa lol
Bharti: nahi :D abhi sweetie se khelte khelte so gayi
me: haha kya khelti hogi uske saath :D
Bharti: kuch nai. wo so rahi hoti hai to use jagati hu :P
tickling etc.. till she bites hard lol
me: chhi chii
Bharti: kya chhi chhi?
me: bichari se ganda kaam karvati ho :P
Bharti: wo koi ladka nahi hai
me: exploitation of animals
Bharti: lol she loves me
me: kutta le leti to bina tickling kaat leta na lol
Bharti: wo bhi kisi limit tak sehti hai be4i
hahaha
kutta bhi hai, kutti actually. stray dog.. roz haumare ghar k bahar soti hai. i call her Dusty
me: stray dog :D
Bharti: ??
me: mere flat ke bahar to
Bharti: ...
me: 2 kutte rehte hai
Bharti: ..
me: ek kala ek laal
Bharti: laal ? lol
me: stray wale hi
Bharti: tum unhe bhaga dete hoge.
u want to see her ? n sweetie ?
wait
me: nahi re, dono bilkul ahinsak hai
Bharti: okay good
me: bt wo saale main jo polythin bags me kachara aur bread etc fenkta hu
Bharti: wo khaate hai
me: uska postmortum karke gandki kar dete hai gallery me
Bharti: lol
me: main door kholo to sab failan dikhta hai :(
mera kya jaata hai, par kaam wali pareshaan hoti hai. use sab collect karna jo padta hai lol
Bharti: wait
bolo
me: time to leave i think :(
sab chale gaye. yahoo pe mile 6 .30 ko. tab tak main ghar pahunch kar
Bharti: ok..
me: chai bai pi lunaga
Bharti: kk :) but mai waha rahungi ya nahi.. i cant assure u k?
me: so see ya :)
Bharti: oks :) cu gn sd tc hav a nice night ahead
me: take care
kiss sweetie frm my side :P
Bharti: yes i will :)
thanks
me: bite if u can
Bharti: lol i nevr bite her.
but ill try cya :)
me: bbye
Bharti: byee :)

28th August, 2009

Bharti: hi am in clg
me: abhi ? laptop leke jaati ho :D
Bharti: nahi. digital library
me: ok u knw
Bharti: ..
me: meri univ me wan install hua tha
Bharti: k..
me: par muje net access karna bhi nai aata tha :D
24 saal ki umar me maine apna mail id banaya lol
Bharti: :)
me: wo bhi ek job application ke liye. online hi kar sakte the isliye :D
Bharti: ok..:)
me: mera msg offline wala padha ?
Bharti: nahi. kaha?
me: arey re i m banned, without notice today :(
Bharti: kyu?
me: dont knw. i guess wo meethi ne kuchh complain kar di hogi. main roj frnd request karta tha :D
Bharti: :)
me: dnt knw why m i feeling sad :D
Bharti: lol
me: meri shayri padhi aaj baarish ke upar ?
Bharti: nahi..peechhe teachers hai
me: practical to nahi chal raha :D
Bharti: nai :D
me: fir kya darr teacher ka ?
Bharti: ruko
childish lol :D ( about my funny shayari)
tumhare ghar k bahar ke 2 dogs kya ? :P
me: wo aur uske clones jo har jagah hote hai :D
Bharti: lol
me: inspired frm real life. aaj achanak gali me sabji wale shor karte nazar aaye. kaafi dino bad :D
Bharti: :) nice observation
me: nice nahi hai :( shor nahi pasand hame :D
Bharti: :) lol
me: aur muje to sabji leni nahi fir main kyu sunu :(
Bharti: wait
me: kabse soch raha hu, cooking start karna, gym join karna. nthng’s hapening :(
Bharti: sirf socho mat thn. karo bhi
me: i knw, par har shaam muje koi dor khinchti hai,
Bharti: wanted 2 ask u smethng
me: ghar ki taraf, kuchh sujhta nahi lol
Bharti: tumne wo seed boya kaise?
me: lol
Bharti: :P
me: soppa aahe
Bharti: lol kharach ?
me: mouse madhe pakdun
Bharti: ok..bara
me: drop on the hole
Bharti: lol
me: first go to the garden
Bharti: marathit sang na
ok..laavte zaad
wait
hmm bolo
tumne wo bublebath doosre room mai kyu nai rakha ?
me: muje to bahut der baad pata chala ki dusre rooms hai :D
vaise kitne room hai tere ?
Bharti: :)
3 rooms 2 gardens
me: muje thode din pehle bada ghar mila jyada rooms
Bharti: wow B-)
me: maine to seed ko 2 mahine tak table par chhod rakha tha sofi ne bataya kyu bota nahi lol
Bharti: ohk..:)
me: maine kaha garden kahan hai ??
Bharti: lol
kya ?
ohk..:)

6 minutes later

me: visit karte samay aur kuchh kar sakte hai kya, frnds ki cat ke saath ?
Bharti: haan, khana khila sakte hai, nehla sakte hai
me: tht i knw. main to har baar chek karta hu
Bharti: thn tumhe aur kya karna hai ?
lol
me: jisko jarurat ho use khila deta hu
Bharti: at least billiyon ko to chhodo
me: lol
Bharti: hw sweet
me: ab kya kare activites kam hai wahan :(
Bharti: :P
hmm..