at least billiyo ko to chhodo !!!

27th August, 2009

me: so wats up in colg ?
Bharti: nthng
swine flu
me: koi bf mila
Bharti: i like smebdy else already
i had told u :-o
me: wat ?
swine flu ho gaya tuje ?? batati nahi, chat kyu karti ho mujse :x
Bharti: lol nahi hua yaar
me: thnk god main bach gaya lol
Bharti: :) tumhe nahi hota flu, tumhare pc ko lol
me: pc ko to main roj chhedta hu, fir hoga hi na lol
Bharti: lol
me: btw already hai thts fine bt i mean colg me aur koi :P
Bharti: no. m a one man woman :D
me: smart gal. shikh rahi hai jaldi jaldi :D
Bharti: :)
me: bt u knw is jaalim duniya me one man woman to common hai. uski koi value nai lol
value one woman man ki hai :P
Bharti: lol mai jiske liye one man woman hu wo bhi one woman man hi hai
me: great. unbelievable
Bharti: right
me: lucky you
Bharti: hmm :)

10 minutes later

me: read mandeep's comments ?
Bharti: no. whr ?
me: he's lost his mind in revenging us :D
Bharti: lol but whr?
me: mere poll me hi. usne to tumhare profile ki link bhi di thi complaint me par kisi mod ne delete kar diya :D
Bharti: kya ? lol
Kyu ? hahaha ill chck
lol
hua kya tha..plz explain theek se
me: poll bana tha ek :D

51 minutes later

Bharti: .......
me: kahan bhaag jaati ho
Bharti: aaj Thursday. power jaati hai
me: :D
Bharti: :)
me: pune me ho ya kisi gaanv me lol
Bharti: last thursday pehle bataya tha na tumhe. pune me hota hi hai
me: okk par dopahar ki dhoop me :(
Bharti: hmm
me: kya karte ho fir
Bharti: abhi to soyi thi
me: gaana gungunate ho hmmm lol ??
Bharti: :)
me: kitna soti hogi
Bharti: evry thursday
me: ok so power nahi to so jaao aisa lol
Bharti: nahi :D abhi sweetie se khelte khelte so gayi
me: haha kya khelti hogi uske saath :D
Bharti: kuch nai. wo so rahi hoti hai to use jagati hu :P
tickling etc.. till she bites hard lol
me: chhi chii
Bharti: kya chhi chhi?
me: bichari se ganda kaam karvati ho :P
Bharti: wo koi ladka nahi hai
me: exploitation of animals
Bharti: lol she loves me
me: kutta le leti to bina tickling kaat leta na lol
Bharti: wo bhi kisi limit tak sehti hai be4i
hahaha
kutta bhi hai, kutti actually. stray dog.. roz haumare ghar k bahar soti hai. i call her Dusty
me: stray dog :D
Bharti: ??
me: mere flat ke bahar to
Bharti: ...
me: 2 kutte rehte hai
Bharti: ..
me: ek kala ek laal
Bharti: laal ? lol
me: stray wale hi
Bharti: tum unhe bhaga dete hoge.
u want to see her ? n sweetie ?
wait
me: nahi re, dono bilkul ahinsak hai
Bharti: okay good
me: bt wo saale main jo polythin bags me kachara aur bread etc fenkta hu
Bharti: wo khaate hai
me: uska postmortum karke gandki kar dete hai gallery me
Bharti: lol
me: main door kholo to sab failan dikhta hai :(
mera kya jaata hai, par kaam wali pareshaan hoti hai. use sab collect karna jo padta hai lol
Bharti: wait
bolo
me: time to leave i think :(
sab chale gaye. yahoo pe mile 6 .30 ko. tab tak main ghar pahunch kar
Bharti: ok..
me: chai bai pi lunaga
Bharti: kk :) but mai waha rahungi ya nahi.. i cant assure u k?
me: so see ya :)
Bharti: oks :) cu gn sd tc hav a nice night ahead
me: take care
kiss sweetie frm my side :P
Bharti: yes i will :)
thanks
me: bite if u can
Bharti: lol i nevr bite her.
but ill try cya :)
me: bbye
Bharti: byee :)

28th August, 2009

Bharti: hi am in clg
me: abhi ? laptop leke jaati ho :D
Bharti: nahi. digital library
me: ok u knw
Bharti: ..
me: meri univ me wan install hua tha
Bharti: k..
me: par muje net access karna bhi nai aata tha :D
24 saal ki umar me maine apna mail id banaya lol
Bharti: :)
me: wo bhi ek job application ke liye. online hi kar sakte the isliye :D
Bharti: ok..:)
me: mera msg offline wala padha ?
Bharti: nahi. kaha?
me: arey re i m banned, without notice today :(
Bharti: kyu?
me: dont knw. i guess wo meethi ne kuchh complain kar di hogi. main roj frnd request karta tha :D
Bharti: :)
me: dnt knw why m i feeling sad :D
Bharti: lol
me: meri shayri padhi aaj baarish ke upar ?
Bharti: nahi..peechhe teachers hai
me: practical to nahi chal raha :D
Bharti: nai :D
me: fir kya darr teacher ka ?
Bharti: ruko
childish lol :D ( about my funny shayari)
tumhare ghar k bahar ke 2 dogs kya ? :P
me: wo aur uske clones jo har jagah hote hai :D
Bharti: lol
me: inspired frm real life. aaj achanak gali me sabji wale shor karte nazar aaye. kaafi dino bad :D
Bharti: :) nice observation
me: nice nahi hai :( shor nahi pasand hame :D
Bharti: :) lol
me: aur muje to sabji leni nahi fir main kyu sunu :(
Bharti: wait
me: kabse soch raha hu, cooking start karna, gym join karna. nthng’s hapening :(
Bharti: sirf socho mat thn. karo bhi
me: i knw, par har shaam muje koi dor khinchti hai,
Bharti: wanted 2 ask u smethng
me: ghar ki taraf, kuchh sujhta nahi lol
Bharti: tumne wo seed boya kaise?
me: lol
Bharti: :P
me: soppa aahe
Bharti: lol kharach ?
me: mouse madhe pakdun
Bharti: ok..bara
me: drop on the hole
Bharti: lol
me: first go to the garden
Bharti: marathit sang na
ok..laavte zaad
wait
hmm bolo
tumne wo bublebath doosre room mai kyu nai rakha ?
me: muje to bahut der baad pata chala ki dusre rooms hai :D
vaise kitne room hai tere ?
Bharti: :)
3 rooms 2 gardens
me: muje thode din pehle bada ghar mila jyada rooms
Bharti: wow B-)
me: maine to seed ko 2 mahine tak table par chhod rakha tha sofi ne bataya kyu bota nahi lol
Bharti: ohk..:)
me: maine kaha garden kahan hai ??
Bharti: lol
kya ?
ohk..:)

6 minutes later

me: visit karte samay aur kuchh kar sakte hai kya, frnds ki cat ke saath ?
Bharti: haan, khana khila sakte hai, nehla sakte hai
me: tht i knw. main to har baar chek karta hu
Bharti: thn tumhe aur kya karna hai ?
lol
me: jisko jarurat ho use khila deta hu
Bharti: at least billiyon ko to chhodo
me: lol
Bharti: hw sweet
me: ab kya kare activites kam hai wahan :(
Bharti: :P
hmm..