25th October, 2007
me: good mrng :)
Saavi: same to u
5 minutes later
me: hello
Saavi: i said, same to u
me: oh didnt get. so u left ystrdy early?
Saavi: yes. had to attend one survey. they were looking for married women who use contraceptives, but with children. so i was there in case some of their women with children doesnt come.
me: so what u use?
Saavi: condoms at present, i stopped the contraceptives bcos its required some time b4 the intention for baby. cos it takes some time to get clear of the effects.
me: u mean medicines?
5 minutes later
Saavi: yes
me: isnt it awkward with condoms?
Saavi: no. last time we used one with glowing in the dark tip
or we get sm with banana or other fruit flavour. or black one or dotted one.
me: stop it… i m on job
Saavi: yes sir
me: what? i m not ur boss. ystrdy i was big child :D
dots may feel good for u bt for him i dont think so.
Saavi: yeah he likes
5 minutes later
me: good. i wont like any artificial thing.
Saavi: u dont know yet
me: ok. bt i guessed it
9 minutes later
me: so u busy? seem to be in hot mood today :P can i repeat that nipple question then?
Saavi: no. dont ever try.
i m in imvu, just chatted with a nice guy.
me: nice :D what he says? so that i can be nice too.
Saavi: he doesnt talk of sex.
me: obviously.
Saavi: we ask questions abt each other's work, studies, everyday things, we care abt each other's feelings n requirements n act cautiously
me: isnt it boring?
Saavi: oh no
me: ok gotta go lunch. u ve ur nice guy. cu after half an hour.
Saavi: yeah ok. we talked like 15 mins. u dont need to talk whole day there cos people keep coming. n u cant talk to 20.
half hour later
me: bt i ve got only U :)
26th October, 2007
me: helo
Saavi: hello
me: where wer u whole day? i hope i didnt hurt u :)
Saavi: first i didnt get what u said when u came
me: ya, then boss came n i could not answer bfro u gott off line.
5 minutes later
Saavi: so say now
me: sorry again. sm printing work. hold
25 minutes later
me: so what u asked?
Saavi: whatever u said when u came
me: just kidding, dont mind. i was biting n licking ur ear at 5 am, in dreams, obviously.
Saavi: i see
me: so why u said sorry then? thought u r angry again like the day i called u bitch :P
Saavi: do u care at all if i mind or what i like
me: i do. tell me.
hello saavi..
Saavi: nothing to tell
me: why so? think i really hurt u
Saavi: i kind of lost wish to speak
me: dont say that. whats wrong? did u get geographical women joke?
Saavi: havent read it
me: then go on now:) interesting.
Saavi: no, not right now
me: bad luck all day :)
as u please, i ll try to care what u like.
Saavi: its up to u. just if u dont, i'll just wont talk, but u decide what to do.
me: i did. i ll take care what u like :)
Saavi: as u wish
me: so u ll chat na?
9 minutes later
Saavi: yeah i will
me: thnks. got ur language mail, bt no head phone here.
Saavi: yes
me: whats in there?
Saavi: its funny. there r 3 links i think. about learning english n french
me: then? u urself asked that day what i saw in dreams so i said today
Saavi: got it. one of the links is why to study french n not english. another is a funny guy with french accent trying to learn to pronounce correct.
me: why to study french , as he says?
Saavi: u can see it, as there r subtitles n u can read it. the speaker speaks in french so no use to hear it.
me: is it the first one? no its the second. i opened only the first.
busy?
Saavi: phone
me: or no wish to speak?
thank God
5 minutes later
me: so tell me wht made u lose wish to speak. plz.
jigisha also went like that today, lost in shares too. real bad day
Saavi: cos ur not acting nice to my views. i mean from my point of view n also in imvu met one terribly handsome guy to whom i chat almost all the time. no time for others :)
me: i hate him. tell him go for today, now its my turn.
no one in office. dont wanna leave early to stay alone at home :)
wht does he talk?
Saavi: husband is coming soon. n i have class starting soon, english one.
me: i hate that guy too, whom u teach.
Saavi: haha :)
me: will u come tomorro?
Saavi: no im going to see my aunt for the weekend
me: no sleep tonight, thinking bout tomorrow with no u.
Saavi: i usually dont come on weekdays. u know it.
me: i just keep hoping :) maybe from aunt's home?
Saavi: no she doesnt have pc
me: so for whole the 2 days u ll be there only?
Saavi: im going, mystudent came. see u
me: see u good night.
wont tell bout dreams :) bt will come they :)
waiting for monday 12 noon.
Saturday, 30 January 2010
Friday, 29 January 2010
its showing !!
24th October, 2007
me: sorry for ystrdy
Saavi: yeah u have to
me: bt one of my colleague told he has sm work in my area so he could drop me n i guide him. so i had to leave
Saavi: that is not a prob
me: i guessed so :P bt u talk like mummy :)
Saavi: cos ur one big child
me: i know, i still want to live child life :)
Saavi: this is not what girls like. they like men.
me: i dont care.
Saavi: then suffer the consequences
me: why suffer? hw?
Saavi: its for suffering, not for enjoying :)
me: what ? being child?
Saavi: not caring what women like
me: i care. bt its just that being man has ruined my life. everyone's out for it :)
Saavi: it cant ruin ur life
me: IT HAS since last 7 years or so.
12 minutes later
Saavi: do u think its bcos ur being a man?
me: physically i m. by birth. bt its the attitude that matters. n i cant help it. i m what i m.
Saavi: if u wanna be what ur then its ok. if u see there s something u wanna change then do it, cos we r supposed to perfect ourselves thru whole life. u cannot say im like this, n stay like that whole life.
me: i dont know u got it or not. bt i said, " i want to be child like " n not that i m :)
Saavi: to me u r. maybe im too mature :) old granny
me: thats true as u dont talk sex :P
Saavi: again u prove my view
me: children dont talk sex
Saavi: anything above 14 can talk
15 minutes later
me: ok, i lose again, mummy :D
Saavi: forget it
7 minutes later
me: dont mind, just kiding :) cu later. m hungry again.
25 minutes later
me: bak
Saavi: ок
me: diff font. hw u get it?
10 minutes later
me: hello
Saavi: havent got another font.
me: bt ur ok is diff. then mine, check.
Saavi: no its same
me: ur k is like a roman letter where both the height of slant line of k is at the same height as the straight line
Saavi: well here no change
31 minutes later
me: hold on. Boss.
Saavi: k
11 minutes later
me: i said hi to archna n she went off line : (
Saavi: its showing
me: hw? shes bak. let me see.
Saavi: k
me: no reply as yet.
Saavi: :D
me: still no ans.
6 minutes later
Saavi: am not surprised
me: she s online bt no reply.
Saavi: its indicative very much for the one who wants to see.
me: still im hopeful :P
Saavi: hope dies last :)
me: hope is life :) i can rely on 1 per cent hope :)
11 minutes later
me: i said hi n hello. now what?
Saavi: to her
me: ya
Saavi: ask her u dont want to talk to me?
me: also sorry bfore all that. asked. u know when i asked her hw she looks, she said
once again she went off :)
Saavi: what she said when u asked her how she looked?
me: she said i m ugly :D
so only dogs support elderly in east :) should i forward that mail to her?
Saavi: up to u
16 minutes later
me: sorry. boss alert. had to leave.
me: sorry for ystrdy
Saavi: yeah u have to
me: bt one of my colleague told he has sm work in my area so he could drop me n i guide him. so i had to leave
Saavi: that is not a prob
me: i guessed so :P bt u talk like mummy :)
Saavi: cos ur one big child
me: i know, i still want to live child life :)
Saavi: this is not what girls like. they like men.
me: i dont care.
Saavi: then suffer the consequences
me: why suffer? hw?
Saavi: its for suffering, not for enjoying :)
me: what ? being child?
Saavi: not caring what women like
me: i care. bt its just that being man has ruined my life. everyone's out for it :)
Saavi: it cant ruin ur life
me: IT HAS since last 7 years or so.
12 minutes later
Saavi: do u think its bcos ur being a man?
me: physically i m. by birth. bt its the attitude that matters. n i cant help it. i m what i m.
Saavi: if u wanna be what ur then its ok. if u see there s something u wanna change then do it, cos we r supposed to perfect ourselves thru whole life. u cannot say im like this, n stay like that whole life.
me: i dont know u got it or not. bt i said, " i want to be child like " n not that i m :)
Saavi: to me u r. maybe im too mature :) old granny
me: thats true as u dont talk sex :P
Saavi: again u prove my view
me: children dont talk sex
Saavi: anything above 14 can talk
15 minutes later
me: ok, i lose again, mummy :D
Saavi: forget it
7 minutes later
me: dont mind, just kiding :) cu later. m hungry again.
25 minutes later
me: bak
Saavi: ок
me: diff font. hw u get it?
10 minutes later
me: hello
Saavi: havent got another font.
me: bt ur ok is diff. then mine, check.
Saavi: no its same
me: ur k is like a roman letter where both the height of slant line of k is at the same height as the straight line
Saavi: well here no change
31 minutes later
me: hold on. Boss.
Saavi: k
11 minutes later
me: i said hi to archna n she went off line : (
Saavi: its showing
me: hw? shes bak. let me see.
Saavi: k
me: no reply as yet.
Saavi: :D
me: still no ans.
6 minutes later
Saavi: am not surprised
me: she s online bt no reply.
Saavi: its indicative very much for the one who wants to see.
me: still im hopeful :P
Saavi: hope dies last :)
me: hope is life :) i can rely on 1 per cent hope :)
11 minutes later
me: i said hi n hello. now what?
Saavi: to her
me: ya
Saavi: ask her u dont want to talk to me?
me: also sorry bfore all that. asked. u know when i asked her hw she looks, she said
once again she went off :)
Saavi: what she said when u asked her how she looked?
me: she said i m ugly :D
so only dogs support elderly in east :) should i forward that mail to her?
Saavi: up to u
16 minutes later
me: sorry. boss alert. had to leave.
Thursday, 28 January 2010
ur the one who has to sell himself
23rd October, 2007
me: HELLO
Saavi: hi
me: good figure :P
Saavi: really?
me: was it ur younger bro?
Saavi: yes
me: only thing missing is ur unclear face again :)
Saavi: yeah i've got this comments from others too. but still its somewhat seen.
me: very much, can see ur curve. n tongure too.
Saavi: whats tongure
me: remove r. sadly,
Saavi: what? if u said anything after i asked u whats tongure i havent got it.
me: i said remover r. spelling mistake n then i said without looking into eyes images is not complete. rather its no image at all ;)
Saavi: ah ok got it
25 minutes later
me: hello busy?
k then, cu after lunch, me too hungry.
45 minutes later
me: hi
Saavi: hi
me: what i said last n u dint reply?
Saavi: whether i got ur mails. yeah i got them
me: and?
Saavi: kucch nahi. what and?
me: reaction s? n if u got those ads.?
Saavi: havent checked yet.
me: yeah, busy huh? me watching ur toilets.
Saavi: nice arent they?
me: best is england, new york also good. bt whts in india?
7 minutes later
Saavi: i dont know. Why?
16 minutes later
me: coz u forwarded, i didnt underestand what the pic means.
Saavi: i also. here r ticks on it. but why, i dont know
me: to hurt. what else?
Saavi: well maybe
me: thats unfair, insulting, isnt it?
Saavi: no i wouldnt say so.
me: why?
Saavi: there is nothing insulting
me: ok wht bout ur nipple?
Saavi: u dont wanna make me angry
me: sorry, i thought u were not very attentive, so :D
Saavi: so u wanted to check if it'll work this time
me: maybe :P dont mind. just kidding.
Saavi: right. i asked u yesterday what happened when u went to see a girl for marriage.
me: yeah, she was ugly :(
Saavi: her face or body?
me: face first, body was average that i dont mind. bt face too below avg.
Saavi: hmm so u said no.
me: readily.
Saavi: ok
me: was M.A. first class. btw in Hindi.
Saavi: thats cool. hindi is also good but anyway she is out of question now right?
me: ya, i need from commercial background i think. not art or science.
Saavi: dont u think ur starting again with too many requirements? is she going to sell something or be ur wife?
me: whts wrong?
Saavi: its wrong.
me: at least she can sell herself to me :P
Saavi: the americanized indian stuff was good, the adds - got all but the last.
me: for marriage thats it :P
Saavi: ur mad. ur the one who has to sell himself.
me: whats last?
Saavi: the pfizer one
me: all have to, i know.
its bout viagra i think, bt didnt get many of others.
Saavi: well pfizer is manufacturer of viagra, but dont know what it has to do with remembering what day it is. let me know what u didnt get n i can tel u.
me: give me the link
hello
14 minutes later
me: use of jelly? lubricant? package? missionary position? our privates? hooteres?
Saavi: everything is related to sex. our privates is private parts. package is men's equipment down there. u must know lubricnt and jelly and missionary position.
me: NO, i dont know.
Saavi: jelly n lub r used for lubricating the private parts b4 sex, missionary position is one sex pose n i think u r asking me this just to make me say it, otherwise u know it.
me: frankly, i could imagine it, bt wanted to knw whether my guess is right or not :)
Saavi: i see
me: btw missonary is which position :P
Saavi: its the traditional one, the man over the woman.
me: thats why the name?
Saavi: yes
me: ok bt why missionary? i mean its related to church, na?
Saavi: cos missionaries were supposed to be the most strict in assuming sex is not for fun but for new generation n they would have sex in the least sexy position. so its considered the basic position.
me: good answer, thanks.
Saavi: it was b4, and applied just to missionaries. people who work with religion.
11 minutes later
me: so the all the indians r working as missionary :D
8 minutes later
me: didnt get, wht u said?
Saavi: nothing
me: nipple?
Saavi: u went out when i was about to say..
yaar, if u mention this one more time, i will not talk to u any more, got it?
me: n u too. if call me yaar :(
6 minutes later
Saavi: ok sorry electricity gone for 5 mins
me: thought u got angry.
so cu. sm1 is giving lift to home :) good night.
Saavi: ok bye
24th October, 2007
me: dont say bye, say cu again.
me: HELLO
Saavi: hi
me: good figure :P
Saavi: really?
me: was it ur younger bro?
Saavi: yes
me: only thing missing is ur unclear face again :)
Saavi: yeah i've got this comments from others too. but still its somewhat seen.
me: very much, can see ur curve. n tongure too.
Saavi: whats tongure
me: remove r. sadly,
Saavi: what? if u said anything after i asked u whats tongure i havent got it.
me: i said remover r. spelling mistake n then i said without looking into eyes images is not complete. rather its no image at all ;)
Saavi: ah ok got it
25 minutes later
me: hello busy?
k then, cu after lunch, me too hungry.
45 minutes later
me: hi
Saavi: hi
me: what i said last n u dint reply?
Saavi: whether i got ur mails. yeah i got them
me: and?
Saavi: kucch nahi. what and?
me: reaction s? n if u got those ads.?
Saavi: havent checked yet.
me: yeah, busy huh? me watching ur toilets.
Saavi: nice arent they?
me: best is england, new york also good. bt whts in india?
7 minutes later
Saavi: i dont know. Why?
16 minutes later
me: coz u forwarded, i didnt underestand what the pic means.
Saavi: i also. here r ticks on it. but why, i dont know
me: to hurt. what else?
Saavi: well maybe
me: thats unfair, insulting, isnt it?
Saavi: no i wouldnt say so.
me: why?
Saavi: there is nothing insulting
me: ok wht bout ur nipple?
Saavi: u dont wanna make me angry
me: sorry, i thought u were not very attentive, so :D
Saavi: so u wanted to check if it'll work this time
me: maybe :P dont mind. just kidding.
Saavi: right. i asked u yesterday what happened when u went to see a girl for marriage.
me: yeah, she was ugly :(
Saavi: her face or body?
me: face first, body was average that i dont mind. bt face too below avg.
Saavi: hmm so u said no.
me: readily.
Saavi: ok
me: was M.A. first class. btw in Hindi.
Saavi: thats cool. hindi is also good but anyway she is out of question now right?
me: ya, i need from commercial background i think. not art or science.
Saavi: dont u think ur starting again with too many requirements? is she going to sell something or be ur wife?
me: whts wrong?
Saavi: its wrong.
me: at least she can sell herself to me :P
Saavi: the americanized indian stuff was good, the adds - got all but the last.
me: for marriage thats it :P
Saavi: ur mad. ur the one who has to sell himself.
me: whats last?
Saavi: the pfizer one
me: all have to, i know.
its bout viagra i think, bt didnt get many of others.
Saavi: well pfizer is manufacturer of viagra, but dont know what it has to do with remembering what day it is. let me know what u didnt get n i can tel u.
me: give me the link
hello
14 minutes later
me: use of jelly? lubricant? package? missionary position? our privates? hooteres?
Saavi: everything is related to sex. our privates is private parts. package is men's equipment down there. u must know lubricnt and jelly and missionary position.
me: NO, i dont know.
Saavi: jelly n lub r used for lubricating the private parts b4 sex, missionary position is one sex pose n i think u r asking me this just to make me say it, otherwise u know it.
me: frankly, i could imagine it, bt wanted to knw whether my guess is right or not :)
Saavi: i see
me: btw missonary is which position :P
Saavi: its the traditional one, the man over the woman.
me: thats why the name?
Saavi: yes
me: ok bt why missionary? i mean its related to church, na?
Saavi: cos missionaries were supposed to be the most strict in assuming sex is not for fun but for new generation n they would have sex in the least sexy position. so its considered the basic position.
me: good answer, thanks.
Saavi: it was b4, and applied just to missionaries. people who work with religion.
11 minutes later
me: so the all the indians r working as missionary :D
8 minutes later
me: didnt get, wht u said?
Saavi: nothing
me: nipple?
Saavi: u went out when i was about to say..
yaar, if u mention this one more time, i will not talk to u any more, got it?
me: n u too. if call me yaar :(
6 minutes later
Saavi: ok sorry electricity gone for 5 mins
me: thought u got angry.
so cu. sm1 is giving lift to home :) good night.
Saavi: ok bye
24th October, 2007
me: dont say bye, say cu again.
Monday, 25 January 2010
sunke hi shock lagta hai..
21st November, 2008
me: fir se puja :)
pooja: uff fir se tum
me: bt i smiled
pooja: hmm y?
me: happy to see u
pooja: hmm still in office?
me: no re. frm café.
pooja: ohh kitna chat karte ho
me: will b in baroda tomorrow, so 2 din no chatting.
pooja: hmm y?
me: at home. abhi treatment chalu hai, to see doc.
pooja: kyu? kya hua?
jane do thnk u r busy. carry on. bye
me: nahi. just posts dekh raha tha pj me.
pooja: oh den aaj kal kya chal rha hai PJ mai?
me: u can read ur self. wo sameena thi na
pooja: nope
me: kal uska bf aa gaya tha
pooja: i dnt visit der. wat?
me: dono lad rahe the ek thread me.
pooja: waah kya publicity stunt hai
me: wo mana raha tha usko :D usne kaha i love sameena. to maine bhi bol diya i lov ruby too. then he said bt
pooja: hmm
me: i love her more :D
pooja: wah. tum toh uska brkup karwaounge he.
me: bt she said nthng to me :D aaj maine use bol diya. if she's bf
pooja: kya
me: i wont flirt with her
pooja: hmm
me: she said "ok"
pooja: tum kab sudhronge re
me: lolz thnkyu bhi boli muje :P
pooja: hmm wow aapki toh chandi hai boss
me: bt i dont like if there's other man
pooja: haha hmm self esteem naam k koi cheez hai
me: yeah nd as she herself said its her bf. fir to i shud leave
pooja: hm nice. boss ek baat puchu?
me: puchho puchho
pooja: aapki koi gf nahi hai kya? ya koi past mai...the k nhi
me: nahi hai nahi thi nd no hope too :( coz shaadi ka time ho gaya na
pooja: hmm vishwas nhi hota
me: muje actually baat karna nahi aata. i get nervous.
pooja: ohhh woh toh hai. pehli baat sidhe abusive ho jaate ho. second flirttttt and last............. u knw
me: are practically to main kuchh baat hi nahi karta, flirt kahan karu :D
pooja: hmm i cnt bleve.
me: thts a fact
pooja: hmm jhutttttt
me: wish i was like wat u think
pooja: hmm like?
me: flirt and direct :P
pooja: huh means i m flirt?? how mean
me: baby its nt bout u. i mean u think i m flirt.
pooja: den wt u men
me: bt i want to be actually jaise chat karta hu
pooja: hmm
me: vaise main practically behave nai kar pata
pooja: means actually ur the same. ***...ke he baate karte ho
me: main to pure din me ek bhi ladki se baat tak nai karta
pooja: net pe sab se kya
me: ha to
pooja: sheee
me: jo real life me nai milta
pooja: gande bad. nt gud
me: to kya baat karni chahie :D
pooja: tumhe kya aise he milti hai kya sab?
me: nahi to
pooja: lag toh rha hai
me: maine ahmedabad ki kitni ladki ko request kari. no one accepts. i mean in orkut, not personally.
pooja: kya request kari?
me: frnd. pehle frnd to bane baad me aage badh sakte hai na ;) bt its tough
pooja: hahha
me: hanso meri badnaseebi pe. ek jawan ladka without a gf or wife or mistress :D
pooja: hmm aise baat nhi hai. i m nt laughing.
me: to bolo kaise milegi ?
pooja: aise toh i m also single. bt i dnt mean wt u thought
me: main to daily soap jaisa hu. roj shaam 7 baje ghar pe telecast :D
pooja: ohh
me: so
pooja: nthing leave it.. dinr ho gaya
me: ho gaya tera?
pooja: nahi
me: wy? moti ho rahi ho :P
pooja: hahha woh kabhi nhi hoga.
me: good. to fir kyu nahi khaya ?
pooja: itne jaldi?
me: to aisa bol na
pooja: haha
me: k tera time nhi hua
pooja: actlly mujhe bhuk kaam he lagti hai
me: main yahan tension le raha hu puja ko kya hua hoga. bechari ne khana ku nahi khaya :D
pooja: hahhaa aree aise baat nai re. fir aaj ka kya menu hua?
me: mera to wohi sadela tiffin. kuchh khas nai.
pooja: aree sadela?? aise nai kehte. buri baat.
me: to kya kahu, ek to thanda upar se fika.
pooja: hmm kaisa b ho bhuke toh nai rehte na
me: :x
pooja: gussa kyu?
me: wat do u mean ?
pooja: i mean kaisa ho food is food.
me: muje koi khaas fark nai padta.
pooja: hmm galat baat
me: bas taste ganda na lage.
pooja: haan woh toh hai. hmm khud sikh lo na
me: ab tumhe batana hi padega raaz :P
pooja: kaisa raaz
me: yehi ki mere paas..
pooja: kya
me: yehi k mere paas lpg cylinder nahi hai :D
pooja: hahhaa
me: connection ka process u see long hai
pooja: hmm haan woh toh hai bt health se badhkar nhi
me: its on
pooja: kya
me: process
pooja: hahhaa kabhi toh karna padenga he na.
3 minutes later
me: kahan gum ho jaati ho?
pooja: der? aree
me: mera 1 ghanta khatam hone ko hai
pooja: 10PM k baad net free hai na isliye wapas restarrt karna padta hai
me: ok ok main soch raha tha
pooja: oh gud tum sochte b ho
me: :x
m a thought ful person :P time up
pooja: hmm really
me: see ya good night sweet dreams dont be naughty
pooja: bye
me: sleep alone
pooja: tc sd gn
me: dream bout me
pooja: hahha and u?
26th November, 2008
me: heyl puji
pooja: still missing someone? (for my status message “Miss You”)
me: very busy studying ?
pooja: hiesss bosswaa.. yup 1st se exm hai na isliye
me: haa kitne din se chat nai hui :(
pooja: hmm aapke trip kaise rahi?
me: kon si trip ??
pooja: aap kahi toh gye the na?
me: tum puja hi ho na :D
pooja: haan baba
me: kaisi trip
pooja: tumne kaha tha na 2 days ol nhi aaounge. kahi toh jaane ka plan hai...i dnt knw the exact place
me: oh wo to baroda gaya tha doctor ko dikhane aur mom ko dekhne :D
pooja: ohh bhul gye the kya?
me: nahi re bt u said trip thts wy
pooja: haan re ohhh
me: mom to kehti hai k main up down karu office k liye. bt i dont like it
pooja: ohhhhhhh bapre 3 hrs roz
me: daily 6 hours train me
pooja: ohhh sunke he shock lagta hai
me: wohi to
pooja: danger
me: baad me kuchh karne ka time nahi reh sakta
pooja: yaa right
me: uth k office and pahunchke so jao :D
pooja: chal bye tc see yaa buh bieee
me: fir aana jarur
pooja: pata nhi. dekhti hun. padhna jo hai
me: ok
pooja: hmm
me: see ya
pooja: ok bye tc
me: fir se puja :)
pooja: uff fir se tum
me: bt i smiled
pooja: hmm y?
me: happy to see u
pooja: hmm still in office?
me: no re. frm café.
pooja: ohh kitna chat karte ho
me: will b in baroda tomorrow, so 2 din no chatting.
pooja: hmm y?
me: at home. abhi treatment chalu hai, to see doc.
pooja: kyu? kya hua?
jane do thnk u r busy. carry on. bye
me: nahi. just posts dekh raha tha pj me.
pooja: oh den aaj kal kya chal rha hai PJ mai?
me: u can read ur self. wo sameena thi na
pooja: nope
me: kal uska bf aa gaya tha
pooja: i dnt visit der. wat?
me: dono lad rahe the ek thread me.
pooja: waah kya publicity stunt hai
me: wo mana raha tha usko :D usne kaha i love sameena. to maine bhi bol diya i lov ruby too. then he said bt
pooja: hmm
me: i love her more :D
pooja: wah. tum toh uska brkup karwaounge he.
me: bt she said nthng to me :D aaj maine use bol diya. if she's bf
pooja: kya
me: i wont flirt with her
pooja: hmm
me: she said "ok"
pooja: tum kab sudhronge re
me: lolz thnkyu bhi boli muje :P
pooja: hmm wow aapki toh chandi hai boss
me: bt i dont like if there's other man
pooja: haha hmm self esteem naam k koi cheez hai
me: yeah nd as she herself said its her bf. fir to i shud leave
pooja: hm nice. boss ek baat puchu?
me: puchho puchho
pooja: aapki koi gf nahi hai kya? ya koi past mai...the k nhi
me: nahi hai nahi thi nd no hope too :( coz shaadi ka time ho gaya na
pooja: hmm vishwas nhi hota
me: muje actually baat karna nahi aata. i get nervous.
pooja: ohhh woh toh hai. pehli baat sidhe abusive ho jaate ho. second flirttttt and last............. u knw
me: are practically to main kuchh baat hi nahi karta, flirt kahan karu :D
pooja: hmm i cnt bleve.
me: thts a fact
pooja: hmm jhutttttt
me: wish i was like wat u think
pooja: hmm like?
me: flirt and direct :P
pooja: huh means i m flirt?? how mean
me: baby its nt bout u. i mean u think i m flirt.
pooja: den wt u men
me: bt i want to be actually jaise chat karta hu
pooja: hmm
me: vaise main practically behave nai kar pata
pooja: means actually ur the same. ***...ke he baate karte ho
me: main to pure din me ek bhi ladki se baat tak nai karta
pooja: net pe sab se kya
me: ha to
pooja: sheee
me: jo real life me nai milta
pooja: gande bad. nt gud
me: to kya baat karni chahie :D
pooja: tumhe kya aise he milti hai kya sab?
me: nahi to
pooja: lag toh rha hai
me: maine ahmedabad ki kitni ladki ko request kari. no one accepts. i mean in orkut, not personally.
pooja: kya request kari?
me: frnd. pehle frnd to bane baad me aage badh sakte hai na ;) bt its tough
pooja: hahha
me: hanso meri badnaseebi pe. ek jawan ladka without a gf or wife or mistress :D
pooja: hmm aise baat nhi hai. i m nt laughing.
me: to bolo kaise milegi ?
pooja: aise toh i m also single. bt i dnt mean wt u thought
me: main to daily soap jaisa hu. roj shaam 7 baje ghar pe telecast :D
pooja: ohh
me: so
pooja: nthing leave it.. dinr ho gaya
me: ho gaya tera?
pooja: nahi
me: wy? moti ho rahi ho :P
pooja: hahha woh kabhi nhi hoga.
me: good. to fir kyu nahi khaya ?
pooja: itne jaldi?
me: to aisa bol na
pooja: haha
me: k tera time nhi hua
pooja: actlly mujhe bhuk kaam he lagti hai
me: main yahan tension le raha hu puja ko kya hua hoga. bechari ne khana ku nahi khaya :D
pooja: hahhaa aree aise baat nai re. fir aaj ka kya menu hua?
me: mera to wohi sadela tiffin. kuchh khas nai.
pooja: aree sadela?? aise nai kehte. buri baat.
me: to kya kahu, ek to thanda upar se fika.
pooja: hmm kaisa b ho bhuke toh nai rehte na
me: :x
pooja: gussa kyu?
me: wat do u mean ?
pooja: i mean kaisa ho food is food.
me: muje koi khaas fark nai padta.
pooja: hmm galat baat
me: bas taste ganda na lage.
pooja: haan woh toh hai. hmm khud sikh lo na
me: ab tumhe batana hi padega raaz :P
pooja: kaisa raaz
me: yehi ki mere paas..
pooja: kya
me: yehi k mere paas lpg cylinder nahi hai :D
pooja: hahhaa
me: connection ka process u see long hai
pooja: hmm haan woh toh hai bt health se badhkar nhi
me: its on
pooja: kya
me: process
pooja: hahhaa kabhi toh karna padenga he na.
3 minutes later
me: kahan gum ho jaati ho?
pooja: der? aree
me: mera 1 ghanta khatam hone ko hai
pooja: 10PM k baad net free hai na isliye wapas restarrt karna padta hai
me: ok ok main soch raha tha
pooja: oh gud tum sochte b ho
me: :x
m a thought ful person :P time up
pooja: hmm really
me: see ya good night sweet dreams dont be naughty
pooja: bye
me: sleep alone
pooja: tc sd gn
me: dream bout me
pooja: hahha and u?
26th November, 2008
me: heyl puji
pooja: still missing someone? (for my status message “Miss You”)
me: very busy studying ?
pooja: hiesss bosswaa.. yup 1st se exm hai na isliye
me: haa kitne din se chat nai hui :(
pooja: hmm aapke trip kaise rahi?
me: kon si trip ??
pooja: aap kahi toh gye the na?
me: tum puja hi ho na :D
pooja: haan baba
me: kaisi trip
pooja: tumne kaha tha na 2 days ol nhi aaounge. kahi toh jaane ka plan hai...i dnt knw the exact place
me: oh wo to baroda gaya tha doctor ko dikhane aur mom ko dekhne :D
pooja: ohh bhul gye the kya?
me: nahi re bt u said trip thts wy
pooja: haan re ohhh
me: mom to kehti hai k main up down karu office k liye. bt i dont like it
pooja: ohhhhhhh bapre 3 hrs roz
me: daily 6 hours train me
pooja: ohhh sunke he shock lagta hai
me: wohi to
pooja: danger
me: baad me kuchh karne ka time nahi reh sakta
pooja: yaa right
me: uth k office and pahunchke so jao :D
pooja: chal bye tc see yaa buh bieee
me: fir aana jarur
pooja: pata nhi. dekhti hun. padhna jo hai
me: ok
pooja: hmm
me: see ya
pooja: ok bye tc
Saturday, 23 January 2010
thoda jyada nai ho gaya..
29th July, 2008
me: hii beautiful :)
Shilpa: hie..!
me: hw was ur day :)
Shilpa: gud..hw ws urs?
me: gud till nw, i messed affidavit bt i m nt crying :)
Shilpa: gud
me: btw i was reading rage of angels last night. i see that u call me Paresh the same way jeniffer calls her son Joshua!! isnt it :D ??
Shilpa: maine book padhi nahi hai abtak..m reading state of fear..
me: i remember u told me one day that u r reading it
Shilpa: ya bt i hv read 5 pages only..nd i switched to other book.. :D
me: i almost cried when she was to lose her son, as usual :D
Shilpa: lol k..
me: thats why i prefer thrillers :)
Shilpa: hmm..
me: i get emotional very fast, nw i wish rock on does well coz i love farhan akhtar :P
Shilpa: i lov farhan aktar too :)
me: in a different way :D
Shilpa: yup
me: so when can i hv a look at shilpa :)
Shilpa: see my new pic..
me: ohhoo is it you there ?
Shilpa: yup..kal hi toh lagayi thi.. :P
me: nw i ll be calling u sexy, nt beautiful :P
Shilpa: O_o
me: means ??
Shilpa: :O
me: didnt get yet :( anwy why do all men like fair ladies :P
let them alone for me :D
Shilpa: wht? hey farhan is 34 yrs old..
me: i meant i ve to marry smone fair or at least wheatish
ya, farhan was enjoying his dad's money till 30 yrs :D
Shilpa: lol rite..still he sounds so innocent.. :)
me: like me :P im 28 bt just like a baby :D
i fight with smone one day the next day i laugh with him :)
Shilpa: hmm... m still in d shock...hw come hez 34.. :
damn ..why i like older men..
me: i guess u like to b protected, hw s ur relaction with dad :)
phone ?
Shilpa: yup sry
me: im used to :) no sorry needed.
Shilpa: so..watchu doing?
me: lol office office :D just waiting to break down since last 8 years :D
Shilpa: office main..kya karing? :P
me: bt i guess i wont ever :P
kaam batau to bore ho jaogi :D
Shilpa: m already bored..dear..
me: wht u like doing when u r bored ? i think of only sex :P
Shilpa: i like to do nothin..par phir se bore ho jati hoon..dunno why bt i easily get bored
me: see i m wrking on accounts matter with electronics degree. think bout my mental state :(
Shilpa: ahh...not gud thing..
me: hope to get transferred soon still i ll be going to another section of office only :D
Shilpa: nice
me: vaise electronics me kuchh jyada aata nahi :D god knws mera kya hoga
sorry sorry btw dont u at all like ur class mates or same age guys :P
Shilpa: yea..once i had a crush on 1 guy..who ws in ma class par woh bhi 12th k last days main..after 12th we lost contact..
me: so u talked or dated :P
Shilpa: nah still he dnt kw dat thing....we were aisehi knowin each other..bas kabhi kabhi baat karte the..
me: yeah this happens. u r very bold otherwise.
bt when u really like smone u feel ashamed :P
Shilpa: actually d thing is...see if u really like someone...it gives u grt feeling..its jus for u..
me: excuse me. plz hold on half hour :)
Shilpa: sure
10 minutes later
Shilpa: actually d thing is...see if u really like someone...it gives u grt feeling..its u who thinks..k dat person is v sweet. its jus for u..nd its nt like k i ws ashamed...muze sach main nai batana tha..coz i ws nt really into dating things..
11 minutes later
me: jsut 2 min. i ve to burn a cd
ok i too dont knw what to do on date :D i m more into discussing my day in evening with wife :P
Shilpa: hmm..
me: bt for me its fact tht i get nervous if i like the girl really. when i was in school i just cudnt talk to any girl. guess too much sex thoughts made me nervous like hell :D
Shilpa: in school days? sex thoughts ..really?
me: few girls tried to contact me by asking for notes etc bt i was totally out of those things.
Shilpa: gud
me: nd the nervousness i cudnt get then, nw i think it was due to sex only. i cudnt think anthng else :D
nd tht made me shy against them :P
Shilpa: interesting...k chal m off nw..
me: fir se galti kar di. i m too inexperienced to judge what women wnt :(
Shilpa: nah nt ur fault..i hv to go..
me: kahan ? bf ?
Shilpa: nah ek frnd k saath jana hai..shopping. nd its raining :D
me: tum log kitni shopping karti ho? kya logi aaj :P
Shilpa: nah nt for me.. bt gud idea..dekhti hoon...lol
me: hv a diamond necklace and sexy saari :P chiffon. whats ur bra size :P
Shilpa: lolz..dear break laga..
me: if u were in front of me
Shilpa: thoda jyada nai hogaya..
me: i cud hv shown u. nahi abhi to bra ki baat hai, andar nahi gaye na :D
Shilpa: ah..dat ws unpredictable..
me: dont like surprizes :P
Shilpa: "itsmeparesh: if u were in front of me : i cud hv shown u" ??
me: that u cant resist me :P wht u thought ?
Shilpa: nothin
me: so
Shilpa: so so?
me: wht bout the size then :D
see my wife or say would be wife is so possessive bout me that no girl or lady can come near without her consent so i ve no way to prove :( nd anwy i m older nw
Shilpa: so?
me: the drive is lesser i guess. maybe due to avoiding masturbation for 3 yrs :P
Shilpa: hell!! ur on fire..nw shut up..!
me: i ve to practice again :D
sorrry baby :) i cant help it in evening :(
Shilpa: wats wid u..? ho kya gaya hai?
me: batana padega kya :D btw say one thing, wht kind of men u like ?
Shilpa: bt..why..maine aisa toh kuch nai kaha...
me: u like farhaan thts confusing :P he's cute plus hot also
Shilpa: k.. r u ok now?
me: nt actually bt i dont think u like that stuff to talk :D
Shilpa: bt its really funny..suddenly kya hua tuze?..maine aisa kuch toh nahi kaha tha..
me: wht ? i ve no idea what u r asking ? in wht reference ?
Shilpa: ohhk..den gud hai...finally..ma normal paresh is here.. so bye nw
me: just call me paresh once :) please :P
Shilpa: Paresshh!!
me: hw sexy :P bbye good night :)
Shilpa: ws it sexy..kya sach main..? lolz..
me: u see calling me by my name makes me feel like closer to each other. u cant imagine a person who has no contact with any girl except sister or mother :) that feeling is rather emotional, nt physical :)
Shilpa: so if nyone call ur name u feel d same..or its just for now ? :P
me: nt boys for sure :D girls, yes bt chosen ones.
Shilpa: k so why me..? :P
me: kya kahu ? maybe 6 th sense :P
Shilpa: ah. ok.. again unpredictable..
me: actually i like intelligent ppl in general. thats one thing.
Shilpa: hmm..k
me: dumb girls never attract :D
Shilpa: good night ☺
me: dont go na
Shilpa: hmm..for few seconds.. :P
bolo :)
me: achha jao… bolo sunke mera mood kharab ho gaya :(
Shilpa: k sry for spoiling ur mood ;)
me: i m too touchy.
Shilpa: may be
so..time for me to go...? lolz
me: lets nt get in sex again :) u r acting like smone on duty :D
boss ur time is up :P nw go to ur home and follow ur boss, means ur wife's orders :D
Shilpa: tk cr..cya..lov u!
me: i love u too, 3, 4 ...........952642266 :P
to be continued :)
Shilpa: dnt gv me dat no again. is dat ok?
me: ?? thats not mobile no., see 9 digits r there :D
it was a count :D joke wassted :(
Shilpa: yea..seriously..total waste..
me: my no. is 9********* :D
Shilpa: nd dis thing too
me: why ?
Shilpa: waste hai..
me: bt why? hw did u knw the connection of waste with me :D
Shilpa: hmm...
me: ok then ?
Shilpa: nothin
me: nothin is really tough to understand :P
there shud be a nothin guide, explaining the meaning of nothin in various moods and situations :D
anwy u still love me as a Friend :)
Shilpa: yeh i do
me: i mean as a FRIEND ??
Shilpa: ya as a friend
me: ok. so still to wrk more :)
Shilpa: why..wat u thot?
me: nothin lol
Shilpa: k
me: its kind of great feeling if u get smone really like u. smone who cant live without u one day, isnt it ?
Shilpa: smone who cant live without u one day" ws i for me?
no..rite?
me: i said in general, i wish to get sm girl who cant live without me.
dreaming huh ? is it possible ?
Shilpa: u wnt a gal..who cant live without u??
me: sure bt she must be good enough ok :D
Shilpa: ah..dunno it is possible or not..
me: quite possible only hitch is if she has the qualities or not.
Shilpa: bt i wnt a nice guy..without him i cant live..aisi situation chahiye..
me: i m nice. nd btw wht i m taught is be tough, independent , not weak so i ve no right to like someone
so much :(
so the network strikes again :D
bbye : )
me: hii beautiful :)
Shilpa: hie..!
me: hw was ur day :)
Shilpa: gud..hw ws urs?
me: gud till nw, i messed affidavit bt i m nt crying :)
Shilpa: gud
me: btw i was reading rage of angels last night. i see that u call me Paresh the same way jeniffer calls her son Joshua!! isnt it :D ??
Shilpa: maine book padhi nahi hai abtak..m reading state of fear..
me: i remember u told me one day that u r reading it
Shilpa: ya bt i hv read 5 pages only..nd i switched to other book.. :D
me: i almost cried when she was to lose her son, as usual :D
Shilpa: lol k..
me: thats why i prefer thrillers :)
Shilpa: hmm..
me: i get emotional very fast, nw i wish rock on does well coz i love farhan akhtar :P
Shilpa: i lov farhan aktar too :)
me: in a different way :D
Shilpa: yup
me: so when can i hv a look at shilpa :)
Shilpa: see my new pic..
me: ohhoo is it you there ?
Shilpa: yup..kal hi toh lagayi thi.. :P
me: nw i ll be calling u sexy, nt beautiful :P
Shilpa: O_o
me: means ??
Shilpa: :O
me: didnt get yet :( anwy why do all men like fair ladies :P
let them alone for me :D
Shilpa: wht? hey farhan is 34 yrs old..
me: i meant i ve to marry smone fair or at least wheatish
ya, farhan was enjoying his dad's money till 30 yrs :D
Shilpa: lol rite..still he sounds so innocent.. :)
me: like me :P im 28 bt just like a baby :D
i fight with smone one day the next day i laugh with him :)
Shilpa: hmm... m still in d shock...hw come hez 34.. :
damn ..why i like older men..
me: i guess u like to b protected, hw s ur relaction with dad :)
phone ?
Shilpa: yup sry
me: im used to :) no sorry needed.
Shilpa: so..watchu doing?
me: lol office office :D just waiting to break down since last 8 years :D
Shilpa: office main..kya karing? :P
me: bt i guess i wont ever :P
kaam batau to bore ho jaogi :D
Shilpa: m already bored..dear..
me: wht u like doing when u r bored ? i think of only sex :P
Shilpa: i like to do nothin..par phir se bore ho jati hoon..dunno why bt i easily get bored
me: see i m wrking on accounts matter with electronics degree. think bout my mental state :(
Shilpa: ahh...not gud thing..
me: hope to get transferred soon still i ll be going to another section of office only :D
Shilpa: nice
me: vaise electronics me kuchh jyada aata nahi :D god knws mera kya hoga
sorry sorry btw dont u at all like ur class mates or same age guys :P
Shilpa: yea..once i had a crush on 1 guy..who ws in ma class par woh bhi 12th k last days main..after 12th we lost contact..
me: so u talked or dated :P
Shilpa: nah still he dnt kw dat thing....we were aisehi knowin each other..bas kabhi kabhi baat karte the..
me: yeah this happens. u r very bold otherwise.
bt when u really like smone u feel ashamed :P
Shilpa: actually d thing is...see if u really like someone...it gives u grt feeling..its jus for u..
me: excuse me. plz hold on half hour :)
Shilpa: sure
10 minutes later
Shilpa: actually d thing is...see if u really like someone...it gives u grt feeling..its u who thinks..k dat person is v sweet. its jus for u..nd its nt like k i ws ashamed...muze sach main nai batana tha..coz i ws nt really into dating things..
11 minutes later
me: jsut 2 min. i ve to burn a cd
ok i too dont knw what to do on date :D i m more into discussing my day in evening with wife :P
Shilpa: hmm..
me: bt for me its fact tht i get nervous if i like the girl really. when i was in school i just cudnt talk to any girl. guess too much sex thoughts made me nervous like hell :D
Shilpa: in school days? sex thoughts ..really?
me: few girls tried to contact me by asking for notes etc bt i was totally out of those things.
Shilpa: gud
me: nd the nervousness i cudnt get then, nw i think it was due to sex only. i cudnt think anthng else :D
nd tht made me shy against them :P
Shilpa: interesting...k chal m off nw..
me: fir se galti kar di. i m too inexperienced to judge what women wnt :(
Shilpa: nah nt ur fault..i hv to go..
me: kahan ? bf ?
Shilpa: nah ek frnd k saath jana hai..shopping. nd its raining :D
me: tum log kitni shopping karti ho? kya logi aaj :P
Shilpa: nah nt for me.. bt gud idea..dekhti hoon...lol
me: hv a diamond necklace and sexy saari :P chiffon. whats ur bra size :P
Shilpa: lolz..dear break laga..
me: if u were in front of me
Shilpa: thoda jyada nai hogaya..
me: i cud hv shown u. nahi abhi to bra ki baat hai, andar nahi gaye na :D
Shilpa: ah..dat ws unpredictable..
me: dont like surprizes :P
Shilpa: "itsmeparesh: if u were in front of me : i cud hv shown u" ??
me: that u cant resist me :P wht u thought ?
Shilpa: nothin
me: so
Shilpa: so so?
me: wht bout the size then :D
see my wife or say would be wife is so possessive bout me that no girl or lady can come near without her consent so i ve no way to prove :( nd anwy i m older nw
Shilpa: so?
me: the drive is lesser i guess. maybe due to avoiding masturbation for 3 yrs :P
Shilpa: hell!! ur on fire..nw shut up..!
me: i ve to practice again :D
sorrry baby :) i cant help it in evening :(
Shilpa: wats wid u..? ho kya gaya hai?
me: batana padega kya :D btw say one thing, wht kind of men u like ?
Shilpa: bt..why..maine aisa toh kuch nai kaha...
me: u like farhaan thts confusing :P he's cute plus hot also
Shilpa: k.. r u ok now?
me: nt actually bt i dont think u like that stuff to talk :D
Shilpa: bt its really funny..suddenly kya hua tuze?..maine aisa kuch toh nahi kaha tha..
me: wht ? i ve no idea what u r asking ? in wht reference ?
Shilpa: ohhk..den gud hai...finally..ma normal paresh is here.. so bye nw
me: just call me paresh once :) please :P
Shilpa: Paresshh!!
me: hw sexy :P bbye good night :)
Shilpa: ws it sexy..kya sach main..? lolz..
me: u see calling me by my name makes me feel like closer to each other. u cant imagine a person who has no contact with any girl except sister or mother :) that feeling is rather emotional, nt physical :)
Shilpa: so if nyone call ur name u feel d same..or its just for now ? :P
me: nt boys for sure :D girls, yes bt chosen ones.
Shilpa: k so why me..? :P
me: kya kahu ? maybe 6 th sense :P
Shilpa: ah. ok.. again unpredictable..
me: actually i like intelligent ppl in general. thats one thing.
Shilpa: hmm..k
me: dumb girls never attract :D
Shilpa: good night ☺
me: dont go na
Shilpa: hmm..for few seconds.. :P
bolo :)
me: achha jao… bolo sunke mera mood kharab ho gaya :(
Shilpa: k sry for spoiling ur mood ;)
me: i m too touchy.
Shilpa: may be
so..time for me to go...? lolz
me: lets nt get in sex again :) u r acting like smone on duty :D
boss ur time is up :P nw go to ur home and follow ur boss, means ur wife's orders :D
Shilpa: tk cr..cya..lov u!
me: i love u too, 3, 4 ...........952642266 :P
to be continued :)
Shilpa: dnt gv me dat no again. is dat ok?
me: ?? thats not mobile no., see 9 digits r there :D
it was a count :D joke wassted :(
Shilpa: yea..seriously..total waste..
me: my no. is 9********* :D
Shilpa: nd dis thing too
me: why ?
Shilpa: waste hai..
me: bt why? hw did u knw the connection of waste with me :D
Shilpa: hmm...
me: ok then ?
Shilpa: nothin
me: nothin is really tough to understand :P
there shud be a nothin guide, explaining the meaning of nothin in various moods and situations :D
anwy u still love me as a Friend :)
Shilpa: yeh i do
me: i mean as a FRIEND ??
Shilpa: ya as a friend
me: ok. so still to wrk more :)
Shilpa: why..wat u thot?
me: nothin lol
Shilpa: k
me: its kind of great feeling if u get smone really like u. smone who cant live without u one day, isnt it ?
Shilpa: smone who cant live without u one day" ws i for me?
no..rite?
me: i said in general, i wish to get sm girl who cant live without me.
dreaming huh ? is it possible ?
Shilpa: u wnt a gal..who cant live without u??
me: sure bt she must be good enough ok :D
Shilpa: ah..dunno it is possible or not..
me: quite possible only hitch is if she has the qualities or not.
Shilpa: bt i wnt a nice guy..without him i cant live..aisi situation chahiye..
me: i m nice. nd btw wht i m taught is be tough, independent , not weak so i ve no right to like someone
so much :(
so the network strikes again :D
bbye : )
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