thoda jyada nai ho gaya..

29th July, 2008

me: hii beautiful :)
Shilpa: hie..!
me: hw was ur day :)
Shilpa: gud..hw ws urs?
me: gud till nw, i messed affidavit bt i m nt crying :)
Shilpa: gud
me: btw i was reading rage of angels last night. i see that u call me Paresh the same way jeniffer calls her son Joshua!! isnt it :D ??
Shilpa: maine book padhi nahi hai abtak..m reading state of fear..
me: i remember u told me one day that u r reading it
Shilpa: ya bt i hv read 5 pages only..nd i switched to other book.. :D
me: i almost cried when she was to lose her son, as usual :D
Shilpa: lol k..
me: thats why i prefer thrillers :)
Shilpa: hmm..
me: i get emotional very fast, nw i wish rock on does well coz i love farhan akhtar :P
Shilpa: i lov farhan aktar too :)
me: in a different way :D
Shilpa: yup
me: so when can i hv a look at shilpa :)
Shilpa: see my new pic..
me: ohhoo is it you there ?
Shilpa: yup..kal hi toh lagayi thi.. :P
me: nw i ll be calling u sexy, nt beautiful :P
Shilpa: O_o
me: means ??
Shilpa: :O
me: didnt get yet :( anwy why do all men like fair ladies :P
let them alone for me :D
Shilpa: wht? hey farhan is 34 yrs old..
me: i meant i ve to marry smone fair or at least wheatish
ya, farhan was enjoying his dad's money till 30 yrs :D
Shilpa: lol rite..still he sounds so innocent.. :)
me: like me :P im 28 bt just like a baby :D
i fight with smone one day the next day i laugh with him :)
Shilpa: hmm... m still in d shock...hw come hez 34.. :
damn ..why i like older men..
me: i guess u like to b protected, hw s ur relaction with dad :)
phone ?
Shilpa: yup sry
me: im used to :) no sorry needed.
Shilpa: so..watchu doing?
me: lol office office :D just waiting to break down since last 8 years :D
Shilpa: office main..kya karing? :P
me: bt i guess i wont ever :P
kaam batau to bore ho jaogi :D
Shilpa: m already bored..dear..
me: wht u like doing when u r bored ? i think of only sex :P
Shilpa: i like to do nothin..par phir se bore ho jati hoon..dunno why bt i easily get bored
me: see i m wrking on accounts matter with electronics degree. think bout my mental state :(
Shilpa: ahh...not gud thing..
me: hope to get transferred soon still i ll be going to another section of office only :D
Shilpa: nice
me: vaise electronics me kuchh jyada aata nahi :D god knws mera kya hoga
sorry sorry btw dont u at all like ur class mates or same age guys :P
Shilpa: yea..once i had a crush on 1 guy..who ws in ma class par woh bhi 12th k last days main..after 12th we lost contact..
me: so u talked or dated :P
Shilpa: nah still he dnt kw dat thing....we were aisehi knowin each other..bas kabhi kabhi baat karte the..
me: yeah this happens. u r very bold otherwise.
bt when u really like smone u feel ashamed :P
Shilpa: actually d thing is...see if u really like someone...it gives u grt feeling..its jus for u..
me: excuse me. plz hold on half hour :)
Shilpa: sure

10 minutes later

Shilpa: actually d thing is...see if u really like someone...it gives u grt feeling..its u who thinks..k dat person is v sweet. its jus for u..nd its nt like k i ws ashamed...muze sach main nai batana tha..coz i ws nt really into dating things..

11 minutes later

me: jsut 2 min. i ve to burn a cd
ok i too dont knw what to do on date :D i m more into discussing my day in evening with wife :P
Shilpa: hmm..
me: bt for me its fact tht i get nervous if i like the girl really. when i was in school i just cudnt talk to any girl. guess too much sex thoughts made me nervous like hell :D
Shilpa: in school days? sex thoughts ..really?
me: few girls tried to contact me by asking for notes etc bt i was totally out of those things.
Shilpa: gud
me: nd the nervousness i cudnt get then, nw i think it was due to sex only. i cudnt think anthng else :D
nd tht made me shy against them :P
Shilpa: interesting...k chal m off nw..
me: fir se galti kar di. i m too inexperienced to judge what women wnt :(
Shilpa: nah nt ur fault..i hv to go..
me: kahan ? bf ?
Shilpa: nah ek frnd k saath jana hai..shopping. nd its raining :D
me: tum log kitni shopping karti ho? kya logi aaj :P
Shilpa: nah nt for me.. bt gud idea..dekhti hoon...lol
me: hv a diamond necklace and sexy saari :P chiffon. whats ur bra size :P
Shilpa: lolz..dear break laga..
me: if u were in front of me
Shilpa: thoda jyada nai hogaya..
me: i cud hv shown u. nahi abhi to bra ki baat hai, andar nahi gaye na :D
Shilpa: ah..dat ws unpredictable..
me: dont like surprizes :P
Shilpa: "itsmeparesh: if u were in front of me : i cud hv shown u" ??
me: that u cant resist me :P wht u thought ?
Shilpa: nothin
me: so
Shilpa: so so?
me: wht bout the size then :D
see my wife or say would be wife is so possessive bout me that no girl or lady can come near without her consent so i ve no way to prove :( nd anwy i m older nw
Shilpa: so?
me: the drive is lesser i guess. maybe due to avoiding masturbation for 3 yrs :P
Shilpa: hell!! ur on fire..nw shut up..!
me: i ve to practice again :D
sorrry baby :) i cant help it in evening :(
Shilpa: wats wid u..? ho kya gaya hai?
me: batana padega kya :D btw say one thing, wht kind of men u like ?
Shilpa: bt..why..maine aisa toh kuch nai kaha...
me: u like farhaan thts confusing :P he's cute plus hot also
Shilpa: k.. r u ok now?
me: nt actually bt i dont think u like that stuff to talk :D
Shilpa: bt its really funny..suddenly kya hua tuze?..maine aisa kuch toh nahi kaha tha..
me: wht ? i ve no idea what u r asking ? in wht reference ?
Shilpa: ohhk..den gud hai...finally..ma normal paresh is here.. so bye nw
me: just call me paresh once :) please :P
Shilpa: Paresshh!!
me: hw sexy :P bbye good night :)
Shilpa: ws it sexy..kya sach main..? lolz..
me: u see calling me by my name makes me feel like closer to each other. u cant imagine a person who has no contact with any girl except sister or mother :) that feeling is rather emotional, nt physical :)
Shilpa: so if nyone call ur name u feel d same..or its just for now ? :P
me: nt boys for sure :D girls, yes bt chosen ones.
Shilpa: k so why me..? :P
me: kya kahu ? maybe 6 th sense :P
Shilpa: ah. ok.. again unpredictable..
me: actually i like intelligent ppl in general. thats one thing.
Shilpa: hmm..k
me: dumb girls never attract :D
Shilpa: good night ☺
me: dont go na
Shilpa: hmm..for few seconds.. :P
bolo :)
me: achha jao… bolo sunke mera mood kharab ho gaya :(
Shilpa: k sry for spoiling ur mood ;)
me: i m too touchy.
Shilpa: may be
so..time for me to go...? lolz
me: lets nt get in sex again :) u r acting like smone on duty :D
boss ur time is up :P nw go to ur home and follow ur boss, means ur wife's orders :D
Shilpa: tk cr..cya..lov u!
me: i love u too, 3, 4 ...........952642266 :P
to be continued :)
Shilpa: dnt gv me dat no again. is dat ok?
me: ?? thats not mobile no., see 9 digits r there :D
it was a count :D joke wassted :(
Shilpa: yea..seriously..total waste..
me: my no. is 9********* :D
Shilpa: nd dis thing too
me: why ?
Shilpa: waste hai..
me: bt why? hw did u knw the connection of waste with me :D
Shilpa: hmm...
me: ok then ?
Shilpa: nothin
me: nothin is really tough to understand :P
there shud be a nothin guide, explaining the meaning of nothin in various moods and situations :D
anwy u still love me as a Friend :)
Shilpa: yeh i do
me: i mean as a FRIEND ??
Shilpa: ya as a friend
me: ok. so still to wrk more :)
Shilpa: why..wat u thot?
me: nothin lol
Shilpa: k
me: its kind of great feeling if u get smone really like u. smone who cant live without u one day, isnt it ?
Shilpa: smone who cant live without u one day" ws i for me?
no..rite?
me: i said in general, i wish to get sm girl who cant live without me.
dreaming huh ? is it possible ?
Shilpa: u wnt a gal..who cant live without u??
me: sure bt she must be good enough ok :D
Shilpa: ah..dunno it is possible or not..
me: quite possible only hitch is if she has the qualities or not.
Shilpa: bt i wnt a nice guy..without him i cant live..aisi situation chahiye..
me: i m nice. nd btw wht i m taught is be tough, independent , not weak so i ve no right to like someone
so much :(
so the network strikes again :D
bbye : )