ur the one who has to sell himself

23rd October, 2007

me: HELLO
Saavi: hi
me: good figure :P
Saavi: really?
me: was it ur younger bro?
Saavi: yes
me: only thing missing is ur unclear face again :)
Saavi: yeah i've got this comments from others too. but still its somewhat seen.
me: very much, can see ur curve. n tongure too.
Saavi: whats tongure
me: remove r. sadly,
Saavi: what? if u said anything after i asked u whats tongure i havent got it.
me: i said remover r. spelling mistake n then i said without looking into eyes images is not complete. rather its no image at all ;)
Saavi: ah ok got it

25 minutes later

me: hello busy?
k then, cu after lunch, me too hungry.

45 minutes later

me: hi
Saavi: hi
me: what i said last n u dint reply?
Saavi: whether i got ur mails. yeah i got them
me: and?
Saavi: kucch nahi. what and?
me: reaction s? n if u got those ads.?
Saavi: havent checked yet.
me: yeah, busy huh? me watching ur toilets.
Saavi: nice arent they?
me: best is england, new york also good. bt whts in india?

7 minutes later

Saavi: i dont know. Why?

16 minutes later

me: coz u forwarded, i didnt underestand what the pic means.
Saavi: i also. here r ticks on it. but why, i dont know
me: to hurt. what else?
Saavi: well maybe
me: thats unfair, insulting, isnt it?
Saavi: no i wouldnt say so.
me: why?
Saavi: there is nothing insulting
me: ok wht bout ur nipple?
Saavi: u dont wanna make me angry
me: sorry, i thought u were not very attentive, so :D
Saavi: so u wanted to check if it'll work this time
me: maybe :P dont mind. just kidding.
Saavi: right. i asked u yesterday what happened when u went to see a girl for marriage.
me: yeah, she was ugly :(
Saavi: her face or body?
me: face first, body was average that i dont mind. bt face too below avg.
Saavi: hmm so u said no.
me: readily.
Saavi: ok
me: was M.A. first class. btw in Hindi.
Saavi: thats cool. hindi is also good but anyway she is out of question now right?
me: ya, i need from commercial background i think. not art or science.
Saavi: dont u think ur starting again with too many requirements? is she going to sell something or be ur wife?
me: whts wrong?
Saavi: its wrong.
me: at least she can sell herself to me :P
Saavi: the americanized indian stuff was good, the adds - got all but the last.
me: for marriage thats it :P
Saavi: ur mad. ur the one who has to sell himself.
me: whats last?
Saavi: the pfizer one
me: all have to, i know.
its bout viagra i think, bt didnt get many of others.
Saavi: well pfizer is manufacturer of viagra, but dont know what it has to do with remembering what day it is. let me know what u didnt get n i can tel u.
me: give me the link
hello

14 minutes later

me: use of jelly? lubricant? package? missionary position? our privates? hooteres?
Saavi: everything is related to sex. our privates is private parts. package is men's equipment down there. u must know lubricnt and jelly and missionary position.
me: NO, i dont know.
Saavi: jelly n lub r used for lubricating the private parts b4 sex, missionary position is one sex pose n i think u r asking me this just to make me say it, otherwise u know it.
me: frankly, i could imagine it, bt wanted to knw whether my guess is right or not :)
Saavi: i see
me: btw missonary is which position :P
Saavi: its the traditional one, the man over the woman.
me: thats why the name?
Saavi: yes
me: ok bt why missionary? i mean its related to church, na?
Saavi: cos missionaries were supposed to be the most strict in assuming sex is not for fun but for new generation n they would have sex in the least sexy position. so its considered the basic position.
me: good answer, thanks.
Saavi: it was b4, and applied just to missionaries. people who work with religion.

11 minutes later

me: so the all the indians r working as missionary :D

8 minutes later

me: didnt get, wht u said?
Saavi: nothing
me: nipple?
Saavi: u went out when i was about to say..
yaar, if u mention this one more time, i will not talk to u any more, got it?
me: n u too. if call me yaar :(

6 minutes later

Saavi: ok sorry electricity gone for 5 mins
me: thought u got angry.
so cu. sm1 is giving lift to home :) good night.
Saavi: ok bye

24th October, 2007

me: dont say bye, say cu again.