they call me ANTI-SOCIAL !!!!

So this i think will be the last episode of the chat room drama, as the heroine of the drama and all the co-stars complained to the prouducer (community moderator) about the outrageous flirting of the self-proclaimed hero (thats me) ! They even demanded to ban me from the community !
What follows is the unedited version of their attempts to ban me.

ashish : ban paresh from this community...
amit : Yaa.. Otherwise Chat Room will be Perished....
Already It has Started Stinking :x
rohan(one of the moderators): hmm..aisa pehele bhi hua tha ek baar...
chatroom me flirt karna chhod do jo bhi kar raha hain wo.....
use scrapbook or whatever..but keep flirting away from chatroom :x
tarot girl : ab koi handsome sa ladka flirt kare to samajh aata hai! but koi bhi aira gaira nathu khaira! oh no!
der shud be seprate community for >
gals
guys
gays
lesbos
bisexuals!
roflmfao!
do one thing aditya! delete dat chatroom thread! someone's bothering me der! else create some fight club!
tommy : ,,.yeah that guy really sucks..more than me also.....
either he had a pathetic childhood..... or he might hv fallen with his head upside down......i wont insult him much...the only question i hv for him is..??
Suck karega....????
aditya (another moderators enters the scene) : hmmm...u all are asking to bann him..there has to b sumthn ! kuchh serious hua kya..??
koi bataega?? usne kya kiya hai??
i mean...tell us in detail..
i will c...n if he is guilty..den jarur ban hoga !
sandeep : haan ye kaam jald se jald hona chahiye :x
tarot girl : aditya!
go to chat thread n read his shit talks!
dis PJ community and not the community for sexually frustrated peeplz!
always double meaning!
aditya : i m waiting to hear from other mods...ek do ko aur haan bolne de...aaj hi bann kardunga..
let them read this complaint..!!
dun worry...thoda time aur bhugat lo yaara :D
PARESH
WARNING!!
plz stop teasing people with your double meaning and offensive talks..
flirt nd teasin is gud only limit k andar andar..pls dnt overdo it..
teri bahot complaints aa rahi hain..
i personally like u nd know u hv potential to participate at PJ..
i wont like BANNING u..
pls take this warning seriously..nd keep this community clean..
if u kept doin al this..i ll b forced to take action against u..
hope u wil understnd..
REGARDS,
Aditya

tommy : community choosne lag gayi hai....( he means community sucks !!)
in fact i feel there shud be separate chat threads for boys and girls.... too much eve-teasing u see...kuch log orkut pe bhi aukaat dikha dete hai...
aditya : I wud suggest u to ignore such non social characters..!! n immediately report dem here at the complaint box...with the profile link..
appropriate action wil b taken..as soon as possible..
nd til then..do exactly what ROHAN said "flirting ko chatroom se door rakkho" !

After it became clear that moderators don't have my jealous (future) wife among them and they are not going to BAN me, Tommy gets his heart replaced and mind repaired...

tommy : dude paresh u rock...
ur sense of humor is unbearable i mean...unbeatable ....
all these whinners like sandeep, amit and aunty are jealous of u.....
dont give a fuckk to them...
ur flirting skill also roxxxxxxx :P