funny conversations from a chat room..

All the characters in the following chat room drama are Real and yet I am fully responsible for all the laughs generated on reading it !

Some girl : aapki aawaaz is very sweet,,flirt saala.
Me : flirt hai ya saala ? be clear ! by the way you look pretty in this pic :P
the same girl : woh usme saari buraiyan koot kootke bhari hai woh ! By the way thanku (blush) !
Me : ab muje sharm aa rahi hai,tum gussa kyu nai hui :o

(She suddenly disappers from the chat room,
now after some 20 minutes....)

a lady (calls herself tarot girl) : m back!
Me : hii sweetheart :)
the lady : lol m nt sweetheart paresh! btw hi!
Me : ok, hw ru beautiful :)
Me : (to tarot wali madam) sadly its my time for sutta (smoking) now, tough to leave you :(
Ashish ( a guy who enjoys his outburst of absurd PJs ) : ab main chaai praashan karke aaya..tapri waali..office se achchi toh waha milti hai..aaj fir se usne naankataai ke badle tandoori naan kaat ke di..lekin aaj mera mood achcha hai...mazaak mein le liya maine...mera dil bhi bohot bada hai..3 chaai ke liye 500 ki note chhute karne pade...haaye..cheque/debit card/credit card nahi chalta na waha..baahar ka mausam bhi bada suhaawna hai..office ate hue raaste mein maine gaandul dekha..apni kai saari tango pe kamar matkaaye chal rahi tha....aur ek do gogal gaai(snail) bhi dikhe...bade waale..ab chaai peeke waapas aa gaya kaam karne..ab thoda freshh lag raha hai..ate hue ek dost bhi mili...hi hello, kaise ho ppochke ab desk par baith gaya..ahaaa...ab thoda kaam kar loon...
some guy : what does this ashish guy..keeps posting after regular interval...!!!!!!
a boy : ( calls himself brother tommy !!) : hi all . terot wali..tumhe nahin...
tarot girl : brother tommy tu mere naal panga na le! fir me bolti hu to tu bolta hai ki me bolti hu!
Me : lo main fir se aa gaya..hii terot girl :) not to others :D
tarot girl : paresh its tarot not terot for god sake ek baar to sahi type ker do paresh bhaiyan!
Me : its "saiyan" not bhayia,vaise mera dhyan tumhare bhagne se pehle jaldi se type karne me rehta hai :P
the first girl : arre pares bhai...gussa ho gaya kya?
Me : paresh is fine, gussa to bhai ko aaya hai lol
Me : (tarot lady se ) tumhara naam kya hai tarot wali madam ?
tarot girl : paresh ! cdsdcsdlvsdlvkmsdlvsdmkv !!!
first girl (she's come back) : pares...jao...jake flirt log ke line me jaake khade ho jao !
Me (to tarot girl) : naam to interesting hai par main har baar pura nahi bol sakunga, dont mind :)
Moderator of the community (jumps into the picture, don't know who alerted him of some valuable guests in his community's chat room) : aaj maine3 thread delete kiyemujhe bad dua mat dena dosto !
some guy : Tu SHRIMAD BHAGWAT GEETA padh mere dost...
"Na koyi likhtaa hai...
Na koyi delete kartaa hai..
Ye to sadaa se yahien thaa aur hameshha yahien rahegaa...
Tu to bus apane MODERATOR Kartwaya kaa paalan kar raha hai..."
Me : (to tarot girl ) bored ? to ek kaam karo, meri ek banyan last week se nahi mil rahi wo kis kone me padi hogi wo tarot se search karvao na :P
tarot girl : paresh my name is meethi mitali meet! meethi bulana par!
Me : meethe se muje problem hai, i prefer "sweetie" :P
Ashish : (suddenly comeing out of hiatus ) i'll keep this one short...abhi abhi mujhe mera naya id card mila..poorana waala itna poorana hua tha ki usmein mera chehra hi nazar nahi aa raha..pata hi nahi chalta ki woh main hoon..kuch din pehle hi photo session organize kiya tha...waha 1 hi pose mein photo nikale...achcha aayaa..kabhi kabhi aa jaate hai achche...fluk se..ab mein bohot khush hoon....security guard bhi khush hai..kyu ki now he can identify me with my id card..
tarot girl : sabse badi me hu! i am 24 years old! aajse sab mujhe didi bolna! aunty nahi par, plz !
Me : o tarot girl, i know there's nothing in a name, still why you call me "paresha" ?
tarot girl : main tumhara naam Sanskrit me bol rahi hu :D
Me : ohh how sexy, so you like playing with my name, i just wait when you'll play with my other things :P
tarot girl : Paresh........so you like playing with my name, i just wait when you'll play with my other things :P paresh dats gross!
Me : (to tarot girl ) sorry if u r hurt and thanks for reposting my lines :D

(bhavin enters the room, famous for his outrageous jokes)

tarot girl : mera beta bhavin is here!
now plz maintain the decency! maa da ladla kahi bigad na jaye!
Me : aaj maine ek ladki ka sharmata hua chehra dekh kar pehli baar, mind well, life me pehli baar 7 lines ki kavita likhi. lekin jab us kavita ko apne blog me publish karne gaya to pata chala wo sharma nahi rahi thi par sutta laga rahi thi..ab main same kavita ko edit karke Quit smoking abhiyaan walo ko bhej raha hu lol