Tuesday, 5 January 2010

personal entertainment

4th October, 2007

me: i dont know anyone :D
Saavi: any question u mean
me: ya, sorry, i left abruptly ystrdy.
Saavi: its fine
me: one colleague was trying to read ur comments on weakness so i closed immediately :)
Saavi: haha.. its normal there to peak over each other's shoulders?
me: not actually, u know most r aged ppl nearing 50 here..just one or 2 of my friends may do this
Saavi: right
me: did u get my joke yesterdy?
Saavi: which exactly
me: think bout wife n entertainment :P
dont search, i can resend for u .
Saavi: ah i remember. i didnt search, just talked on phone.
yeah i got this 2 times yesterday
me: twice, hw? ok ill be bak after tea
Saavi: ok

31 minutes later

me: so do u entertain ur husband ?
Saavi: yes
me: Lucky him :( n how do u do it?
Saavi: its my business
me: great business, then what r u doing in office now :P
Saavi: preparing the stand of my company on one exhibition. just finished with the timetable of representatives n now figuring out what to take to the stand. whether to buy pot flower for more beauty or not. baloons probably. the transparent will be done today. our catalogues tomorrow.
me: interesting stuff :(
Saavi: well yeah. generally its interesting work but due to all the confrontation n bcos of too many bosses its tough
me: more than satisfying husband ????
Saavi: uf
me: ok sorry, bt still i would like to know just hw do u entertain him after 5 yrs of living together :)
Saavi: when u r on ur 5th year with wife, i will tell u.
me: u r looking for excuses, try to answer.
i suppose she wont be able to do it after 5 yrs :P
Saavi: it’s a personal question so i might answer or might not, n its not an excuse or anything.
me: ok dont go for details. u can say what kind of activity etc.

8 minutes later

me: take ur time. i ll be bak after eating smthng.
Saavi: right

8th October, 2007

me: good morning :)
Saavi: hi
me: so were u all right ?
Saavi: yeah it was tough but survived :)
me: what hapnd?
Saavi: problems with my colleague. she s not working with me, but we share the office, n shared the stand at the real estate exhibition. she is really vile woman. i've decided to quit this job, finally. have been thinking it from ever since i joined, 10 months now, but finally took decision. i cannot work with her around.
me: that means its not health prob. vile means?
Saavi: no, its not health :)
evil

20 minutes later

me: sorrrry, she wanted to type sm letter
Saavi: who she
me: the sexy co worker in dept. so what caused trouble that u r leaving now?
Saavi: attitude from my colleague. she is obstructing my work. and i've taken it too long now. i dont want to work this way.
me: so have u found other job?
Saavi: well i got proposition from another place and today i have meeting with the manager.

7 minutes later

me: so u r leaving real estate n going to ????
Saavi: well its not certain. lets see.
me: so its uncertain that we ll be chatting for long :)
Saavi: well yes. i dont know what the situation on the new place will be.
me: i wish we ll continue at new place too :)
lunch time.
Saavi: okies

56 minutes later

me: not out

8 minutes later

Saavi: :)

25 minutes later

me: now its OUT. lost 60 Rs. on Clerk today
Saavi: match finished or what
me: no but for me its over as clerk is out for 7. i hope Aus wins n i get back 20 at least.
Saavi: oh
me: :) they call me Gaddar :D
Saavi: why? whats the meaning?
me: coz i wish india lose :) bt my logic is, i usually Lose n hence i place bet that india loses, so that india wins and i lose finally :(

7 minutes later

me: so hw's ur colleague today :P
Saavi: who? the nasty one?
me: obviously, what she did to u?
btw is she pretty :)
Saavi: she is 55 years old n not pretty at all.
we are sharing the stand at the expo between our 2 companies. my boss secured the stand, without payment. as initiative came from our side, when i went to ask her whether she has any requirements for the poster that was going to be hanged at the stand, she said no, do it as u wish.
i discussed with the designer and selected size and design. when she saw the ready poster, she grew annoyed n said we already have similar one. why did u make it this size n in Italian. i said - did i ask u if u have any requirements? u said no, make it as u want, so i made it as i want. i did ask her abt language too, she said, whatever.
now she saying - why in Italian. it made me really angry, bcos im already fed up with this daily stuff. bcos i do all the work, even where we r supposed to share equally. but she can only criticize and find faults, where there r nt such.
and another thing, which made my mind, i had very small luggage to take to the expo - brochures, the poster n such. the others had terrible load. we had tough time carrying it there, but i did all the work, by finding ways to transport it inside, managing with the carriages, everything.
then when she saw the location of the stand, she made terrible situation. the stand was really in a not so good place, but it was bcos it was free n bcos my boss secured it at the last moment. so she made face n talked what a stupid stand we have, n how we do our work in not good way. i asked her that we both go n speak with the organizers, she said she wont go as she didnt participate in choosing the stand.
i talked to my boss, to the organizers, so on. at this time the other 2 were putting the posters. they put theirs above ours, thou she was saying all the time my side organized the stand. and they tried to put my poster in a way that it was partly covered by theirs.
i got very angry. i had asked her to wait for me, while i speak on the phone, n that we will put the posters after that. she told me that the sticky tape they already applied on the poster would try if they waited for me to finish my 5 min talk. i hadnt heard more absurd thing from another person. sticky tape doesnt dry cos its not glue, she didnt want to wait for me for the putting of posters.
i was so terribly irritated i cant tell u. n she didnt wait bcos she wanted to put the posters in a way they did. their above, ours below n covered by theirs. they also didnt send a person to attend the stand. i did everything. stood there all the time n carried the stuff around. esp first day when it was harder, n i had to organize the entrance tickets of all who attend my stand, more tables, etc. n its my first time to organize a stand at an expo! i havent done b4 n i dont have any experience.
im tired of this. its not the first time, it happens all the time.
me: i think she's nearing retirement, isnt she?
so u had this expo in weekend?
Saavi: yes

4 minutes later

me: was reading ur essay :) in short u hate her now.
i m worried of stopping chat with u. if she's bout to retire u may continue. how long is it bfore she goes out of firm?

10 minutes later

Saavi: sorry was on phone. she could pass here a few more years, i dont know. even if i knew she would go in a year i wouldnt stay

7 minutes later

me: i thought sm months or so. hapns with old ppl, i think u must arrange for option bfor u leave. i ve personal experience in this.
Saavi: yes, i wont leave without having option for work.
me: good. u ve studied what as main subject.?
Saavi: :) indian studies. indian religions, indian history, geography, sociology, literature.
i did MA on Indian culture and society.
actually ppl graduating the country studies usually go to work in cultural or foreign ministry. i did training in both but i didnt like it. im not fit for diplomat.

Monday, 4 January 2010

her court will pronounce me weak..

2nd October, 2007

me: whats not easy?
Saavi: decisions :)
me: find?
Saavi: what
me: u wrote aint easy to find?
finding decisions ?

5 minutes later

Saavi: ah no, to take them. but it will be same as to find them
me: bout wedding plans :)?
Saavi: no. do u hope for this? im actually bothered by this work. i suppose hard work will be till end of this month. later it will not be that hectic but who knows. and the reason will be that i will take leave...but december i wont have so much work, i hope
me: u r certain to marry :P ? what did u mean i hope for?
Saavi: im certain. actually this is formality only im married since more than 2 years
me: yeah, i forgot that. so will u give ur contact no?

10 minutes later

me: helloooooooooo sunti ho?
Saavi: i dont like this sunti ho, dont use it any more. why do u need contact no?
me: just to talk, nothing else.
Saavi: i dont know. will see :)
me: ok, its not so important, its just that in india i can call easily compared to ISD calls :)
Saavi: i see
me: its holiday, m in cafe to pass time, hw's ur work today?
Saavi: right, gandhi ji.
work is much but im taking my time...im alone in office, the others from the other company worked on the weekend n took rest today
what do u think of gandhi?
me: thousands of roads, bldngs, companies, etc etc r named after him in India-- father of the nation.
i dont know him personally.
Saavi: yeah sure, i would be surprised otherwise.
still, no opinion?
me: i know what i m taught in school bout the great man n his sacrifices. my opinion is not on personal experience, u see

6 minutes later

me: u r alone? totally?
Saavi: yeah. there r visitors now and then coming but no one constantly staying.
me: so hw it feel wthout boss at work :)
Saavi: i dont have boss at office. they come and go whenever they have work here. they have their own offices. this is an NGO and the board members have their own companies. we communicate all the time, thru phone and mails
me: u r alone there , i m alone here :P
my time is up, must leave now. its hot outside. still i ll have to go out. cu 2moro in office.
Saavi: okies see u

3rd October, 2007

me: iima? from u?
Saavi: why whats wrong? im going to take sandwich will come back in 10 mins.

9 minutes later

me: if these r management fundas, i wont do mba.
Saavi: k im back
me: boss is always right :) right now.
Saavi: what
me: boss was telling smthng so i could not answer
ur cell cant receive MMS or what?
Saavi: it can
me: then its my ntwork prob. :)
Saavi: right. i did get a msg from u at night, to come online. i saw it in morning
me: i sent it yesteredy 12.15 pm. when having lunch in a hotel

8 minutes later

Saavi: i see. but it came at night

6 minutes later

me: happens.. when the network is busy smtimes.
Saavi: doesnt happen here
me: i mean when other girls r hitting on me.
Saavi: we would protest if it did.
me: :P
Saavi: oh yes yes

20 minutes later

me: so when r u coming ?
Saavi: 5th next month
me: i think Diwali is planned in India :)
Saavi: yes. obviously.
me: u like diwali?
Saavi: yeah, in india its fun. i've seen just one, i was on the top of some small hotel in varanasi. the fireworks were impressive
me: ya, in childhood that was major attraction. otherwise m not much into diwali.
Saavi: then what ru into?
which holiday?
me: was to say, Patakha Girls or ladies :P
Saavi: i knew it
me: loved to fly kites till late. holi too is good, to see wet ladies.
Saavi: ur disgusting
me: why cant i have interest in flying kites? its good for environment.
Saavi: thats fine. u like the holi, in order to see wet ladies.
me: no no no. its just a part of it.
u see its a good way to socialize, to feel free n wild, with colours n water everywhere. can get child inside u out ;)
m not disgusting, deprivation has caused sm weirdness.
Saavi: it has happened to all indians, unfortunately to girls also. taboos on simple things cause such things in them. i ve seen girls in my hostel. they were disgusting, hugging, kissing, behaving like lovers.
me: lesbos u mean?
Saavi: all videshis used to say its bcos these things r banned for them.
no, they were straight but bcos of normal hormones. they r not allowed to see boys, talk to them even, lead a normal life. a person is supposed to be kept away from everything lke this till marriage in India. not talk not think. its hidden. thats why its so strong. n ppl go to some extents i havent seen. due to suppression.
me: n here i dont have red light area too in Gujarat just like whisky ban :)
Saavi: see to what extent this is leading u. to think about prostitutes.
me: anyway they are very interesting :P
Saavi: poor future wife of urs. i dont like weak ppl. i dont know, can never convince myself that they r ok. for me weak ppl are weak n for pity
me: m weak??????????? after 27 yrs, i m virgin.
Saavi: like normal indian
me: u know n tell m weak?
Saavi: ur not the only one.
yes u r
maybe not yet thou but if u do go to prostitute my court will pronounce u weak :)

Saturday, 2 January 2010

Weather will be for t-shirts not for...

28th September, 2007

me: hi.. excitement u can see :)
Saavi: hi.. ur excited or exhausted
me: thats different. excited to c u online :) exhausted by gym today.
Saavi: when do u have time to go to gym ?
me: morning 7 am.
Saavi: what time do u get up
me: anytime btwn 6.30 to 7 am
Saavi: how do u manage ? i get up at 8. very difficult.
me: not at all, actually i lose sleep around 5 am mostly and then just rest in the bed with closed eyes. its easy when u dont have sex at night :P
Saavi: i go to sleep usually around 12
me: so the 8 hours sleep is deep??
Saavi: absolutely n usually i'd like more than 8 hours
me: me at most 8, normally get 4-6 hours. less than 4 makes for a bad day.

5 minutes later

Saavi: sure it does. i know even 7 is enough but for me 9 is the utmost and best.
me: u sleepy girl :) maybe i dont do exhausting work. when i do i ll also need maybe.
Saavi: i dont know if i do exhausting work too :)
me: bt u do sex, thats huge :P

18 minutes later

me: kahan gayye?
Saavi: sorry student came. need to go. will be back in an hour
me: dont go close to him :)

1st October, 2007

me: so u got that china joke :D

7 minutes later

me: u busy?
Saavi: well lot of work...piling up... only me to do
me: nothing here. poor baby :)
my office is empty, all went to sm ceremony
Saavi: n u stayed.
me: why get bored hearing lectures n i ve won no prize too.
Saavi: what were the prizes for?
me: i think sm outstanding contribution in company's progress. i m just 8 months old here.
Saavi: oh so its enough for making outstanding contribution.
me: ya, 1 month can also do, bt i m a frustrated man , u see :) dont expect nything .

2 minutes later

me: shocked :) ???
Saavi: no, went to get sandwich. my husband is pushing me to travel to india with him
me: u r in India ? why pushing ? u dont want to come ?
Saavi: obviously im not in india.
no i was planning to come 1 week later than him.
me: u should come together, i think u r coming for wedding ?

9 minutes later

me: dont be angry, just kidding, bt i think its tough in india to do this as per our traditions i mean.

5 minutes later

Saavi: well i cant help even if i wanted. i dont know anything about indian marriages. i can help shopping my own items, but even then, i dont know what to buy.
me: ya, i also dont follow any rituals here. i believe in registered marriage only, u ll see the list of processes involved in marriage is so much.
Saavi: yes. some r without meaning to me
me: all r in fact, coz the pundit speaks in unclear Sanskrit language that is not understood by a single person around, smtimes even the pundit doesnt know i think :)
Saavi: 5 min

5 minutes later

me: time up !
Saavi: yeah back. not only the language rather some rituals i've seen. they sit the groom down n start waiving some cloth over his head, stuff it with some things, wave it, then take it out. or painting his face in red and yellow and black colors like clown. or, the mother of groom sits with other women n she takes the groom's head to her bosom to imitate breast feeding.
me: brest feeding :D heard first time. as i said i dont pay attention generally, i m interested in pretty girls around or in the lunch items :P
Saavi: yeah makes sense
me: this functions are also a meeting place for potential husband wives n their parents for arranged marriage. coz u cant meet in garden. thats anti social.

5 minutes later

Saavi: yeah. here we meet at discos, clubs, or parties n no arranged marriages
me: n mind well, u cant express ur intention as sexual ever. it is very tricky.
now i gotta leave too. cant sit alone in whole office for long.
Saavi: its early to go. chek this when u get time engrish..com. my fav section is 'chingrish'
me: yeah, i wont go bt m not well today, have to see physician for my cold.
Saavi: cold. i suppose its hot in india
me: is it murder of english?
Saavi: kind of. its too funny. by forecast today in agra is 36 degrees
me: i dont know the name of disease. but my throat is paining, got fever n sm headache too, water flowing from nose like little baby :)
Saavi: must be cold :)
me: 36 degree, yes, thats why i stayed back. still dont wish to go out
Saavi: what will the weather be in a month? here its 22
me: good for u , winter is bout to arrive, its the transition period btwn monsoon n winter,
that will suit u. generelly around 20 to 30 degrees in winter.
Saavi: that will be in December. i will be there in nov.
me: may go to 5 to 15 in night or early morning. i think nov to feb is winter here. nov is also cool generally, dont worry.
Saavi: i told everyone weather will be for t-shirts not for blouses.

5 minutes later

me: blouses have ventilation, u know :P
n u can choose material n pattern to stay cool too :P its hot dress :P
so must say bye for today, 2 morrow is Gandhi Jayanti, national holidy. cu on wednesday :)
Saavi: uff all the time holidays in india
me: same feeling here. sunday was just gone :( no idea what to do.
Saavi: celebrate
me: with the throat pain n licking nose :)
Saavi: leaking
me: sorry, u see i m really sick !
Saavi: yup
me: actually i was watching licking lesbians little while ago, maybe thats why. sm 1 give me a french kiss n take my cold.
Saavi: yuq
me: watchman coming, ppl want me into check, as i m alone in office, they keep coming to see what m i doing :P
Saavi: ok then go
me: cu then, give contact when come to India :)

Friday, 1 January 2010

stuck at level 13

3rd September, 2009

me: hello.. hw r..khana khake jaana haan :D
Rati: lol u watch khichdi?
me: abhi to nahi, pehle bahut dekha, too good.
Rati: n sarabhai ?
yes damn funny
me: tht too. yes right
Rati: i love sarabhai more. indravadan is so cute :D
me: which one
Rati: big one. dad
me: lol
btw m stuck at 13th level
Rati: n sahil is hot :P
13th level ?
me: hw to go to 14th
Rati: of wat ?
me: (site address of the quest)
Rati: wait ill chck
me: in the web address u hv to modify
Rati: nevr played dis
me: the last words
Rati: k..
me: like in 13th step the answer was square of 13
Rati: ...
me: =169
Rati: ok..
me: check the link
Rati: evry time uve chng the url ?
me: right. bt nw it shows
Rati: ok..
me: black part. nthng is written :(
Rati: ohk.. ye 13th level hi hai kya ?
me: ha. searth for 14
Rati: ohk.. bt wats da question?
me: things related to no.14 and the blackened screen
Rati: ohk..
me: no question is given here
Rati: kk.. fine
me: there were clues in the box which is made black at this level
Rati: ctrl+a karke dekho. blank space me kuch likha hai
wo previous clue hai kya ? previous quest ka ??
me: omg u r smart :)
Rati: lol ans kya hai ? :-/
me: number14. this is 13th level nd we ve to go to 14th nw
Rati: to us clue ka koi use nahi na ?
me: hai to
Rati: kaise?
me: har baar numberXX aisa nahi hota answer lol
chk the next page. 14th level
Rati: view page source karke dekho.. shayd koi clue ho
me: mil gaya
Rati: ? kaha ?
me: google me type karo catorce
Rati: kay hai ans?
me: search karo "catorce”
Rati: k..
me: quince. its french
Rati: ohh smart boy :) kaisa mila ?
me: arey simple search
Rati: buchanan :-/
me: catorce is french of 14
Rati: ohh :) B-)
me: bt its nt right :(
Rati: it is ?? nxt page aaya na. mere yaha pe to aaya baba
me: ok i think i made spelling mistake
Rati: ...k.. quince
me: buchanan ke baad kaun sa coach aaya ? u knw ?
Rati: coach ?
me: buchanan apna coach tha ?? i hv doubt
Rati: reeve
me: lol
Rati: search kiya to reeve aaya tha. mujhe bhi kaha pata tha :P
me: u mean reeve is ans ?
Rati: nahi. reeve aaya uske baad. lekin ans nahi hai
me: nai to
Rati: reeve search karke dekho
me: gary kirsten hoga
Rati: ohk..
me: wo alag hai yaar. IPL ki news hai
Rati: lol ok..
me: main national team ki baat kar raha hhu
Rati: ohk..
me: search ye karna hai ki wo national team ka coach tha ?
Rati: mujhe koi idea nahi hai.. m not interested in sports lol
me: tha to kaun se number ka ?
Rati: ohhh...
me: if its 16th
Rati: k..
me: then the next coach is the answer. tum chutti pe ho ?
Rati: haan aaj visarjan hai na
me: i hv to go to other city, sorry
Rati: visrajan ko hindi me kya bolte hai mujhe nai pata
me: office :(
Rati: sorry?
me: see ya in an hour :)
Rati: sorry kisliye ? city?
lol oks :) cya n take care bbye happy journey :P
me: no not city
Rati: thn?
me: ek letter ki delievery karni hai. delivery boy :D
Rati: acha :) lol kk..cu thn..in an hr

46 minutes later

me: back
Rati: cool
aur bolo
me: wt cool :
cry
Rati: tht ur back :P
lol bolo is common in marathi lol
me: i knw its all over india lol
Rati: :)
me: to fir answer mila ? buchanan ka
Rati: nai :( maine try hi nahi kiya tumhare jaane k baad :p
me: good :)
Rati: y good? lol
me: achhi aalsi bachhi
Rati: :) sach me aalsi hu. abhi tak nahayi bhi nahi hu. abhi jaa rahi hu
yawn sach me m yawning lol
me: karti kya ho 12 baje tak
Rati: are aaj chhutti hai isliye tp kar rahi thi. to jau ab?
me: jaa
Rati: lol kabutar ja ja ja
cya :) n tc ccye
oops..i mean bbye, baad me time mila to ill cme ol k?
cya
bye toh bolo x-(
k leaving bye
me: ohh sorry bbye cm soon :)

when in relation, behave properly

21st September, 2007

me: hi
Saavi: hi
me: what u said last i read today, so first let me ask r u free or not?
Saavi: i will not be more free than this
me: means all works over ystrdy?
Saavi: i have work
me: so u’ll reply late?
Saavi: very probable
me: lunch?
Saavi: what ? ur asking me for lunch? ;)
me: i wish i could bt u r so far.. no girl in my city accepts. i think u will :)

12 minutes later

Saavi: sorry had work. its too hectic, maybe i would, for once

12 minutes later

me: wat for once means?
Saavi: for lunch
me: so u will come for once n then never again :(
Saavi: well i dont usually go on lunches n dinners with paryay admi
paray
or whatever

me: i dont think i m so much PARAYA now, its been bout 6 months chatting.
Saavi: paraya means anyone apart from my husband.
me: ohh so r u conservative or " sau choohe khakar billi haj ko chali ? :P "
Saavi: its not being conservative. its being loyal.
me: what i mean is when ur stomach is full, u dont need to go for food.
Saavi: its not that either. its just that when ur in relation u have to behave properly otherwise ur relation doesnt stand a chance.
me: so u mean i m misbehaving ?
Saavi: i dont mean u. ur not in relations, obviouslyy!
i am. so im saying when a person is in relation, they need to act in a right way

me: thats relieving, bt we ve no relation at all :) ?????
Saavi: well no. what kind of
me: i consider short answers rude.
Saavi: i also consider many things.
me: tell me :)
Saavi: better not
me: why? ok one thing i had to ask. u showed that video clip named toothpaste advt to ur colleague, right?
Saavi: not colleague. chat friend who told me the meaning.
me: he or she?
Saavi: he
me: good, so my guess was wrong. btw thanks for 6 6s video.
Saavi: its a must see
me: bad luck that i didnt bet on yuvi that day
Saavi: on whom did u bet yesterday
me: gibbs and dhoni. 1 hit 1 miss.
Saavi: so did u get anything
me: lost 8 RS. dhoni gained bt was lost on India's win !
i m optimistic, when i lose India wins :)

11 minutes later

Saavi: well. such a small bet.. 8 rs

me: we have to pay the diff of runs. gibbs made 18 runs less than gambhir. its for sm fun n to raise interest in match, n i ve no luck with money, so cant risk much :)
Saavi: i think the ad is just advertising the paper without much sense. both actors r good.
me: ok bt better they showed her back to us also :P
if there s no other sense, i mean.

Saavi: her back?
me: i mean the view male actor had when she was on the machine .
Saavi: it was not that. he thought she was taking copy of whatever is under her skirt. there wa smthing on her back
me: for me her back without nothing will do :P

5 minutes later

Saavi: without nothing yeah, so what will u do with her back only ?
me: i meant her body with that curvy back n no other objects like cloths etc.
didnt double A carry any meaning?

Saavi: whats double A ?

28 minutes later

me: busy again :)
Saavi: no. i asked u whats double A n never got reply.
me: oh sorry. didnt read status. felt like sleeping so took tea.
didnt notice double A on the zerox paper box ?

Saavi: oh right. i dont know if it has anything to do with the type of ad.

18 minutes later

me: u had no break today ? what bout that project?

5 minutes later

Saavi: its going on. i still havent had lunch
me: oh God, didnt allow u go for coffee or smthng?
Saavi: there is work
me: that i know, its good bt why do we work if cant have time to eat?
Saavi: i can spare the time but keep delaying. want to arrange it with my colleagues, not alone. there r many reasons
me: n the reasons r..
Saavi: i told u 2 of them
me: both r usual, i also do that. n others?

6 minutes later

Saavi: no others. nice wedding invitation. will send it to my husband
me: i knew u ll like it
Saavi: how did u know :P
me: tumhari impression jo padi hai us se. gharlu indian wife, loyal :) n ur thoughts bout shaadi too.
Saavi: yeah im just perfect. lunch came! we ordered again.
me: a joke for u.

a lady n shop keeper negotiating for the price of bra n panty.
shopkeeper: Bhabhi ji Bra me maine Aapka rakha, Lekin Penty me to aapko mera rakhna padega :P

Saavi: aapka aur mera kya
me: aapka means price suggested by her (literally) but has double meaning. mera means his price bt can mean his pen**
Saavi: i see.. any other, but good?
me: this wasnt?
Saavi: cant get the double meaning
me: i said it all.
Saavi: still i didnt get the funny thing
me: HAPPY MAN
What makes a happy man?
> Daughter on the cover of cosmo.
> Son on the cover of sports illustrated.
> Mistress on the cover of playboy
and ..
Wife on the cover of "missing persons"

Saavi: all's fine but the last
me: i guessed so. i dont mean it :) so its ok to have mistress :P
Saavi: no its not
me: bt u said all's fine :)
Saavi: if there is no wife at all. yes there is. i mean it is if there is no last line
me: now i think ur husband is not so lucky !
Saavi: why
me: in case he gets attracted to sm1, u ll object.
Saavi: of course. this is what every normal wife's reaction will be, not only mine.
so in this way u can say all husbands r not lucky.

me: what if u get attracted to sm1?
Saavi: im not thinking about this
me: if u both r satisfied with each other, no issue
Saavi: he will not be satisfied if i like sm1 else, same with me
me: i dont think having sex with sm1 occasionally means breach of loyalty to partner. the basis of relation should not be physical
Saavi: oh great. so u will let ur wife occasionally have sex with other men :) ur really very generous, first man i see who is so kind and big-hearted :)
me: it will hurt definitely, thats why i m taking my time to marry, i ll marry one who ll find no better man than me :)
Saavi: but ur contradicting urself. having sex occasionally with others should not be considered break of loyalty, in other words - it should be allowed in marriage.
in the same time, u want to marry such girl who will not do it.

me: i know, its tricky, it does hurt, bt at 27 hw to find sm1 who had no sex with others?
Saavi: let me tell u how it is. its ok and even recommendable if other's wife does it, esp if u like her and she does with u, then it doesnt count as loyalty breaching, but if its ur own wife, then its hurting and should be avoided.
me: maybe. bt its just bcoz u love her so much
Saavi: its rather not bcos u love her so much, but bcos u feel possessive, that she is urs, n also bcos it feels like there is someone better than u n ur loser. if she went to sleep with smone else.
n other few reasons also. thats my point of view of course, not necessary true.

me: losing is true. other reasons?
Saavi: i dont want to think now such things ok
me: public sex in stadium:) (link of the video)

6 minutes later

Saavi: nice one

5 minutes later

me: thanks, n sorry boss around. over timing today. maybe we ll chat tomoroow only
Saavi: tomorrow is saturday
me: on shaadi n its values :)
ok boss gone, so whats program this weekend?

Saavi: no prog, husband is coming tonight. so, the usual cleaning, cooking, also preparing my lesson for Tuesday. my student comes tuesday and thursday
me: do u teach also?
Saavi: i started this week
me: what do u teach?
Saavi: english :) i also took some translations to make, from english to italian, will be paid 4 this, so will make during the weekend.
me: interesting. u both earn n still u do this?
Saavi: we need more money. n also, i practice my english. and also, this student was after me for classes since one year.
me: i coud learn too
Saavi: english u dont need. u know pretty well.
me: its bout being close to u. why u need more money?
Saavi: :) to meet all our needs. wedding, furnishing the house, trips here and there, clothes, food, transport, all daily needs, going to restaurant now and then, to disco, movies
me: ok i got it
Saavi: is sab ke liye paise chahie
me: this way there's no end to earning
Saavi: there should be end. we r also paying a lot for the mortgage. we need good salaries if we have big salaries then there will not be additional needs.
me: i m opposite. i try to accommodate my needs as per salary :)
my half salary will go to loan payment from this month.

Saavi: u have taken loan ?
me: ya, for renovation of my father's home
so gotta leave now

Saavi: so it is done?
me: tough bt its time.
ya

Saavi: send pics from ur home
me: he wanted 2 nd floor. i ll send if i go there on sundy sm day :) its father's after all.
cu on Sunday good night take care teach well.
dont go close to ur student :P