if vodka ws water...

19th September, 2008

Shilpa: heyo...ssup dude?
me: just a minute
Shilpa: k hai
me: so kya kar rahi thi pura din ?
Shilpa: why...u miss me :D
me: u knw it :)
Shilpa: was in college..its raining whole day..
me: here too.. today its taken break btw
Shilpa: :D
me: m going to out for 6 weeks :(
Shilpa: yeh u told me.. so hw ws ur day..i'm v happy today..
me: did u hv sex ?
Shilpa: whole day raining..papers bhi achhe the aaj k..cantine main bhi bahot maja aya..
oye :
nai..
nd nw m feeling cold...i lov dis atmosphere..
me: cold :P
Shilpa: pata nai log bimar kyun pad jate hai :
me: wht ? kaun bimaaar pada ?
Shilpa: some f ma frnds
me: bheegne par risk rehta hai
Shilpa: main toh din main 2 bar bhig chuki hoon..
me: hw sexy..missed it. photo khincke laga na :P
ye kya likha hai pic me? nthng 's readable :D
Shilpa: hehe..par main tranperant top nai pahanti.. :P
me: no prob u knw all's same under top. koi bhi model dekh lo :D
wht matters is face :)
Shilpa: If vodka ws a water nd..i was a duck..i'd swim to the bottom..nd never come up..bt vodka's nt a water nd m nt a duck..so slide me a bottle and shut d fuck up.. :D
me: r u drunk sweetie :P
Shilpa: nah..nt nw
me: sry..so u wrote the pic's msg :D
u love vodka ?
Shilpa: yup.. :D
me: talli gf i got :P hw exciting :P exams on?
Shilpa: lolz..m nt ur galfrnd
yup..
me: still chatting on :)
Shilpa: kal english ka paper hai :D
me: english, stop kidding..engg me english ????
btw i got a confession today. plz forgive me
Shilpa: yup..bsc 2nd yr..ek lang. paper hota hai..
me: so its bsc not BE or BTech :)
Shilpa: yup..as i told u
me: so i was telling bout confession
Shilpa: tello
me: lol really u r in rocking mood :P
Shilpa: yeah baby.. k u continue..
me: so when i tell u I love u i mean it. sure i meant it by heart :) bt about marriage i lied. i cant decide that easily :)
Shilpa: hmmm...
me: hope u wont mind the flirting :P
Shilpa: sometimes yes..
me: i prefer fair girl with good height, honestly
means? u mind?
Shilpa: ok :) sometimes..
me: tell me if u r hurt. i say whtever comes to mind while flirting :D
Shilpa: k
me: hw much u drank today :P
Shilpa: kuch bhi nahi..
me: sachhi ?
Shilpa: yes
me: then it must be last night :P
right ?
Shilpa: kal bhi nai
me: ok fine so m judging it wrong then. i felt like you r high today :D
Shilpa: hehe..nd why is dat..
me: by sm of ur talk and sm of my instincts..
I ll be very lonely in m.p. phone no. dogi?
Shilpa: noh.. :
me: this stratingt face makes me real tense :(
dont knw wht to say :D u said no for phn ?
Shilpa: yesh..
me: u r drunk i tell u babay..u never make spelling mistake like in yesh :D
Shilpa: nah..told u m in gud mood today..i talk lyk dis..
me: think u hv practiced chatting a lot..developed ur language really well, isnt it :)
Shilpa: wat lang. ? :D
me: see ur msgs are very systematic, same spellings same shrot forms like dat, sry u use ..
Shilpa: nd?
me: maybe the timing of replying, teasing boys :P
Shilpa: main kaha tease karti hoon :(
me: its nt that teasing is bad :D
Shilpa: nah na teasing z nt gud :P
me: then u wont look u r age ...18 :P
Shilpa: :
me: i want to marry you :)
Shilpa: i kw :P
me: i mean seriously :D ok i love you :)
Shilpa: i know :P
me: its good to hv wife 10 yrs younger, u can hv sex even when u r 50 :P
hey u never say bout ur parents and siblings ??
Shilpa: really? ohhk..
me: what bout second question ??
Shilpa: wht abt dat..i think i do.talk
me: no never. i dont knw anythng
Shilpa: hmm..ok
me: tello :D
Shilpa: hmm..u kw i've elder sis..rite?
me: elder? ok i knw one sis
Shilpa: i remember..bataya tha..sab..
see u dnt remember.. ma talks :(( :
me: no sweetheart, u only told bout one sister. elder i doubt. nd whta bout mom dad ?
nthng i m sure :)
hw's my status :P
Shilpa: hmm..wat abt dem..k i remem..u asked me questions lyk..wat de do...ur mama'z gal or papa'z gal..
me: thts fine. i mean practically wat they do etc :)
Shilpa: status..yeh..gud
me: one more proof of rock on based on my life :P
Shilpa: owsome song na..
me: too good. its so soothing. the best of album
Shilpa: bt movie main match nai hota hai..wrong timing
me: think the affair btwn them is missing. it shud be placed when they were nt married nd having affair
Shilpa: hmm..
me: bt screenplay didnt hv it :P so wat we were discussing originally :D
Shilpa: dat u lov me :P
lolz..
me: as u please. guess u dont like to talk ur family :)
just like me :D
Shilpa: yea.. wait kariyo..
me: hv to leave early. u knw the looong journey tomorrow :(
gotta pack nd all that
Shilpa: ohh..k so u leaving nw?
me: i ve done almost no preparations, i ll be there for 6 weeks, cant come back till nov 1
Shilpa: ooho..prob nai..u cn leave wenever u wnt
me: i so hate to leave u. vaise kuchh karna nahi hai just verify karna hai, kuchh bhool to nahi raha le jaane ka :D
Shilpa: itsh v cold here..pata nai sweater kaha rakh diya..wait
me: sweater? must be cold. i m taking my sweater nd nw i think denim ki jacket bhi :P
actually i live alone as u knw to mere sarkari flat me sirf kapde aur thode bartan hai so what i ll do is just scan whole the flat. i dont thnk i can miss anythng frm inside the flat :)
plus ill take my ATM and credit cards. tht solves almost all probs :P
Shilpa: ha aur bata..kar li sab packing shacking..?
me: karna kya hai, jitne kapde hai sab lekar bag me dalunga aru stationki aur :D
Shilpa: aur thik se rahiyo..training bhi thik se kariyo..:D
me: hw far is pune frm there?
Shilpa: waise kaisi traning hai yeh
me: can i come to meet :P
Shilpa: jabalpur kaha hai?
me: think its on eastern end of madhya pradesh, close to khajuraho :P
Shilpa: nah pune z far..frm mp :P
me: if its less thn 500 km, i can try :)
i ll hv holiday on sunday
Shilpa: hmm...
me: its amost 1000 km frm here. just kidding. u think i ve got guts to meet you :D ??
Shilpa: hmm..dunno.. :P
me: thts tough to go and meet a chat frnd :)
Shilpa: yeah..it z
me: think i wont get pc there, lectures honge, so i ll be online only in the evening
Shilpa: lectures :D
me: btw hw old is ur sis? she has orkut account ?
bol na..
ok see ya tomorrow, bbye kehna hai to kal 3 baje se pehle online aana :)
good night
Shilpa: shez 21
me: sexy like you ? link dogi :P
Shilpa: link kya karni hai..
me: to invite :)
Shilpa: unknowns ko add nai karti hai.. :
me: let me try.
bt u do :P
Shilpa: its f no use
me: why? she’s married ?
Shilpa: yup..i do..
nah..
me: then she's a better candidate. u r very small :P
looks me ? worse or better then u ?
Shilpa: hehe..why ur askin abt her :
me: shudnt i ?
Shilpa: noh :
me: k fine. u look quite mysterious thts wy. if i knw more things n ppl around u, it will give a better picture..plus mayb i get another gf :D
Shilpa: another? ;)
i'm nt ur galfrnd : : :
me: why u keep hurting me? bachhe ko khush karne ko jhooth nahi bol sakti ?
u r a girl and orkut frnd tht makes u my gf :)
Shilpa: bad logic :
bachha :P
me: hey i got one offer i must tell u. a person frm office told me to send a girl...say prostitute to my flat at night :P
wht u say? good idea? or pathetic :D
ok i crossed limits ...showie showie.. see ya tomorrow hope fully.
sweet dreams hv vodka till u get high :P
dream bout good things, nt me :D
Shilpa: u decide..ur 28
me: thts cool
Shilpa: u dnt need to ask dis to anyone..
me: bt the makes it really tough :( responsibility steals all the fun
Shilpa: bt yeh u crossed limits :(
me: cant ask to mom bout this na :)
Shilpa: hmm...
me: will u marry me after that is what my purpose was :P
or i ll get black listed :(
Shilpa: see waise bhi u kw m nt going to marry u..so i dnt really hv to ans dis... :)
me: i mean will u marry a guy with such habits ? or such reputation ?
Shilpa: hmm..i'm going to do arrange marriage..so...noh..i wont
me: sure? arranged?
Shilpa: yeah
me: guess if u dont find smone suitable like me? then? i mean like i m nt able to find the arranged way
Shilpa: nah..strictly...m gonna marry ma moms choice..
me: anywy its really late. i planned to leave at 5 30 today bt i cant leave u so :)
bbye :)
Shilpa: k sweetie
me: baby nahi kahogi :D
Shilpa: hehe k..tk cr ma sweet little baby..
me: kya jamana aa gaya hai 18 saal ki umar me 28 saal ka bachha lol
Shilpa: :P dnt tk it literally.. its jus dat dat word sounds gud
gaya kya?
allah hafiz..kal ol rahiyo..