playing with HaRi !!!!

So after chatting for about one month or so, i feel i should change the way i call mallika. From now her name is Shilpa!

27th July, 2008

Shilpa: ya i know..hwz u?
me: sorry sorry porn again :P hello you
Shilpa: k hai..continue wid ur work..
me: no no stay please, m bored, u read bout the blasts ?
Shilpa: thoda bahot..17 rite?
me: :D i dnt care nos. there was lot of panic. i reached home around 6.30
Shilpa: hmm...
me: only prob with me is i hv to eat out every day so if all shops r closed , wht to eat :P
Shilpa: den..wat u did?
me: i got out at 9.30 and managed vada pau and cigarettes too. just then came police jeep to shut all shops :(
Shilpa: ok.
me: i thought there may be riots for retaliation bt police managed to send ppl bck to home :)
its quite less trafic today on roads. still i m here on job :P
Shilpa: hmm..
me: city me ladki dekhne jaana tha bt she seems unlucky. 2 weeks se cancel ho raha hai :D
Shilpa: ok.
me: kuchh farmao tum bhi :)
Shilpa: nothin dear..bas aisehi..nothin to talk...bit low today..
me: why ? wht happend ?
Shilpa: nothin..
me: batao na :)
Shilpa: sach main..kuch nahi hai..bas aisehi..even i don kw..
me: same prob here , smtimes i feel tense for no reason. like today, its holiday i m supposed to enjoy my day off bt i m nt relaxed at all :(
Shilpa: hmm...
me: quite like the rotlu bt he also got one girl :D
Shilpa: :)
me: ur smile is so charming :P
Shilpa: ;)
me: nd this thing turns me on :P
Shilpa: ur always turn on... :P
me: why the wink is hotter than nude body :P
Shilpa: is it?
me: belive me..things like playing with hari, biting lips…so sexy :P
Shilpa: lol k…waise its obvious na..
me: hw ? see i wrote playing with HaRi :D
Shilpa: they all comes under pleasure points....i guess
me: pleasure points ?
lips ok. hair me kahan ??
Shilpa: it is
me: never knew it :P so wht makes u on :P

6 minutes later

Shilpa: sry gt d/c
me: who's getting jealous ? :D
Shilpa: lol dunno
me: wht u were writing ?
Shilpa: nothin
me: guess it must be explosive material. thats why they cut u off :D
Shilpa: wat i can say nw :D
me: yeah i lost it :(
btw i think the signs i told u r of submission by female. i think that acceptance makes man turn on :P
Shilpa: may b
me: when a girl or lady plays with or arranges hair in front of u she's trying to get ur attention.
as happens every day with me :P
Shilpa: k
me: i asked wht turns u on ?
Shilpa: hmm..hard to ans..nw
me: why ? hw to please u after marriage then :P
Shilpa: u dnt need to knw dat..nd dude..stop flirtin nw..
me: cry sorry crying
Shilpa: why
me: u r nt happy to chat with me :(
Shilpa: i only said stop flirtin..if u cn talk only dat..den i guess ur rite :P :P
me: why do i flirt ? u knw ?
Shilpa: may b i dnt kw
me: to make u feel good :)
Shilpa: to make ME feel good ?
me: what ever i do my intention remains the same :) i wont deny that i too feel good doing so :P
Shilpa: i dnt feel d same bt
me: why so ?
Shilpa: dunno...
me: sad that my efforts r useless :(
btw what r u doing in egypt :D
Shilpa: dat is just to lock ma profile :D
me: lock ? egypt is sm secret code :D ?
Shilpa: uh-ha nothin like dat..india chodke kuch bhi likhna tha..
u wanna see..?
me: ya i wnaa see :P what is to be seen :D btw lol
Shilpa: why lol? i kw dis is kidish..bt it works for me..
me: lol coz i said i wanna see, bt i dont knw what u were to show :D
..............................m wating.............
hold on i ll be back in 10 mins

6 minutes later

me: ruth gayee ho :P ? gotta leave for lunch :( maybe i ll go home then, see ya :)

59 minutes later

Shilpa: ruth gayee ho...lolz aisa kyun puchha aap ne..?

6 minutes later

me: chali jo gayee thi :( achanak.
so u came when i was busy creating my poll :P
check out.
shilpalllllllllllllllllllllllllll
maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaansiiiiiiiiiiiii
Shilpa: bola..
me: lol idea.. tu marathi ma bol hu gujarati ma fenku chhu :D
Shilpa: ok
me: "bola" confused me, than i got it, its in marathi heard many times frm neighbours
Shilpa: :D
me: so r u going to be the first to vote in my poll :P
Shilpa: hmm..
me: i ll get lucky then :P
Shilpa: woh hai kya? ?
me: wo poll hai baby, abhi abhi banaya
Shilpa: poll main hi..kya hai woh??
me: leave it if u dont like
Shilpa: k
me: to aaj aaram ke mood me ho :D
Shilpa: yup.. :D
me: sirf main hu ya aur bhi hai koi :P
Shilpa: on gtalk..2 ppl..u nd ma old frnd
me: who ? is he ?
Shilpa: yup
me: i mean who is he ? more handsome than me :( ??
Shilpa: kya karna hai jankar? :P
me: i m a jealous man. i dont like any other man in my gf 's life :)
Shilpa: ahem ahem..
me: sharmao mat. bol do. hw is he ? u love him ?
Shilpa: sharma kaun raha hai..?
me: :P
Shilpa: i dnt lov him..hez just a frnd
me: fir lets talk bout bed room games :P
Shilpa: oye
me: haa to kahan se shuru kare :D
just kidding..come back plz :) i had my sex quota over :P

4 minutes later

Shilpa: its raining..raining..nd raining...nd nw m sleepy
me: ur bf is gone ? stay na.i dont wana go hm. there's no one to talk :(
Shilpa: bf? duh..!!
me: i mean there was sm other boy in chat. ur old friend ?
bof boy old frnd :D
Shilpa: nah..hes ol
me: wat he does ? school frnd ? gali mitra ?
Shilpa: u really want to talk abt him?
me: NO just to chek wat his value is for you :)
Shilpa: really?
me: ya sure
Shilpa: k as hez ma frnd..he is precious to me.. :)
me: compared to me ? more or less :P
Shilpa: tricky ha..! leave it.. why ur still in office? sunday hai na..
me: jaana tha par tumhe chhod ke kaun ja sakta hai :P guess u hv sm exciting plan for the evening. nd i m bothering you :(
Shilpa: excitin plan...noh

16 minutes later

Shilpa: sry again it gt d/c
me: ur ntwrk sucks :x
Shilpa: yup
me: muje laga tum maha bore hoke pc band karke bhaag gayee :D
Shilpa: nd its irritating too...agar phirse d/c hogayi to...direct evening main hi ol aane wali hoon
me: customers means Kasht se Marr in govt language :P
Shilpa: hmm..
me: old frnd aa gaya kya :(
Shilpa: nah..he gt offline
me: usne hum dono ko akela chhod diya :P samji kuchh :D
Shilpa: paresshhh..!
me: i love u when u call my name. i feel aroused :P
hellooooooooooooooooooo
Shilpa: so
me: so thnks a lot and keep calling that :P
gotta leave i think. see ya later :)
Shilpa: k bye :) waise itni jaldi?