mind ur language

4th November, 2008

me: hey baby
pooja: hmmm
me: my pc's nt wrkng yet :(
pooja: hehehehe
me: kya kar rahi ho ?
pooja: kuch nhi, abhi exms hue
me: chatting kitno se chalu hai :D
pooja: kaafi acchi rahi, ab tp chal rhe hai
me: wo shahid kaisa hai ?
pooja: naam mat lo kamine ka
me: kya kiya
pooja: how..??
me: usne tumhe chheda kya :D
pooja: huh sala besharm hai
me: matalb usne tumhe chheda, hai na ;)
pooja: flirt mujhe pasand nhi isliye gaali de de kar bhaga dia sale ko
me: you look so beautiful today, photo kab dikhaogi :)
pooja: hmm abhi he kaha na flirts pasand nhi hume...
wait dekhlo pic...
dekhli....
me: ye to heroine hai :P
pooja: areee ab jaane do
me: ok ok nw i see
pooja: hmmm
me: so u r nt the miss Pune :D i wished u looked like JLo :D
pooja: heehe nopeee
btw this is nt ma pic hehehhe
me: ye kaisa majak hai u r playing with my
pooja: ab yeh dekho
me: emotions :x
pooja: hehehe
nhi re
me: dont mind if i start
pooja: maine socha tum pehchaan loge
me: loving this girl then tum pachhtaogi
pooja: hmmm main kyu pachtau
yeh jo lagi hai woh main hun
me: close up laga, its nt much clear
pooja: abhi koi dokha nhi okk wait
me: ohh u r really pretty :P
pooja: hmm thnks
me: then orkut me kyu gandi photo lagayi thi ?
pooja: aise he. koi chipak na jaye isliye
me: lekin ab to main chipak jaunga na :P
pooja: woh kaise
i m removing this pic, koi aur ne dekhne nhi chahiye naa shsshhhh
me: ruk ruk save to kar lene de
pooja: kyu
nhi
me: ok nw remove, i saved :)
pooja: hmmm remove kar di kab ke
huh dnt save
save nhi karte buri baat hai

2 minutes later

soo gaye....
me: guest aa ya, see you later
pooja: okk byeeee tc
bt save nhi karna....plzzzzzzzzzzzzz

in the evening of the same day

me: hiii i came to cafe for you only :P
pooja: hmm y??
me: guesss karo.
pooja: hmmm wapas koi pc kharab kia kya..??
me: arre yaar
pooja: hmm
me: i saw ur photo, hope its real :P
pooja: den
bt ur looking so unreal in ur photo...hehehe :)
me: jaise pet me gadbad ho aisa expression hai na :D
pooja: hmmm pet main gadbad...hehehe hajmoola khaaya karo
me: m i supposed to propose nw :)
pooja: woh lady ko kya...jise _ ** story sunate ho...btw age kya hai uski...
me: she's married
pooja: ohhh shoo sadddd
me: she's frm italy
pooja: ohhh
name...
me: Sofia
pooja: ok
me: r u spying sweet heart :)
btw wo dusri pic dikhake darati thi wo kiski thi ?
dreaming bout me :P ??

5 minutes later

pooja: hmmm boliyee
me: kis ke saath busy thi ??
pooja: phonee...
me: i want to marry you :)
pooja: main aapse 10 yrs chooti hun
me: i dont mind, its OK baby :D
pooja: bt i mind
me: :(
pooja: hmm
me: jao baat nahi karta tumse
pooja: heheh ab kya hua, tumhe pehli waali pic samajhi b nahi...woh chotti bacchi ke the...hehehe with hairband and all....bade bhullakad ho yaar
me: means ??
pooja: means... pehle waali pic choote bacche ke the. small girl with hairband.....hehheeh
me: haan pata hai, uska muh khula tha chocolate dekh kar,
to ?
pooja: aeee woh mere sis hai, cousin, aise nahi bolte
me: thts just a guess. to fir why tht expression ?
pooja: i dnt knw, maine nhi kheencha woh pic
me: she was too cute
pooja: fir mere sis jo thehre
me: lol
pooja: heheh
me: tune bataya nahi wo kaali photo kiski thi :D
pooja: kya, kaali..??? whch one
me: pehle tune jo pic lagayi thi, dark girl
pooja: wohi kaha na mere sis ke the, gadheeee, cousin sis, yellow top waali na
me: so when u want to marry ? i ve got few yrs
pooja: hehe
me: seriously i ve got less time
pooja: isi wajah se shahid ko maine bhaga dia tha....hope ur nt the next...to b ruined...by me
me: i told u honestly
pooja: den wt u want...
me: tht i hv to find girl for marriage fast
u r so cute :P
pooja: woh kaise samjha, woh pic toh ek computer expert ne banaye the samajhlo.....edition karke hehehheee
me: lapet ne ki hadd hoti hai, comp expert ne pic banayi hai :D
pooja: maine kaha lapeta, sach he kaha
aree pic toh the magar usko zara bright......shadow image vaghera vaghera karke blah blah.....karke acchi banaye hai
me: u mean teri pic ko ya cousin ki ?
pooja: mere manhoos
me: i dont think so. it looks real. jiski bhi ho :D
pooja: yehi toh kamaal hai aaj kal ke softwares ka....jo dikhta woh hota nahi aur jo nhi dikhta woh hota hai
me: i hv fallen in love with tht girl, ab aisa mat kehna
pooja: bt she dsnt exists
me: wo tum nahi :x
pooja: heehe kaise samjha, main woh nhi the. mere pic dekhni hai kya...wait haan
aree mili he nhi, sabse gandi pic
me: yahan to gulabi dress wali hi hai
pooja: wohi toh, mili nhi pic mujhe kuch gandi waali....kaali waali, jo origional ho
me: ab muje gussa aa raha hai, tum apni identity k saath
pooja: y?...
me: khilvad kar rahi ho
pooja: hehehe
me: ek pic batao apni
pooja: bt tum kaho itne dino se chat kia, baat kia, mujhe pehchaanonge kya dekhne k baad

24 minutes later

me: hello kahan gayee ?? ab muje bhookh lagane lagi hai
pooja: main 9211 hun
me: jaldi aa. muje laga tum 30-28-29 ho :P
pooja: huh
me: :P guessed frm pic
pooja: huh jo samajhna hai samajhlo
me: bt im still confused bout ur real image :(
pooja: hmmm u better be
me: plz bata do. neend nahi aayegi raat ko, kis ke sapne dekhu wo bhi confusion :D
pooja: hehehe ab kitne baar kahu, main male hun female nhi
me: what ? r u joking ??
pooja: main male hun female nhi
nopee i m dam serious
me: wat the hell,, then u were cheating all these days ??
pooja: jaise tum sach samjho
me: maine to female hi samja bt it is possible if u say so :x
pooja: badnasabi tumhari
me: teri maa ki
pooja: huh shut up
me: ok so u r a girl :D
pooja: u go to hell
me: yeah bt
pooja: kya proof hai
me: with u :)
shahid :D
pooja: yeh kaun hai ? main nhi pehchanti kisi shahid ko
me: saali wo ladka jo scrap book me tuje gadhi kehkar bulata hai :D
pooja: who
main saali nhi hun, mind ur language. u r being very abusive
me: aur bhi karunga, kya kar lengi ? tu kutti kamini hai, kaali billli :D
kahan gaya bho***** ma*******