chakam te

23rd August, 2007

me: hi,, whts chakam te?
Sofia: hmmm waiting for u in my language
but its 4 my husband :P
me: thanks
thank God there is sm1 waiting for me :)
Sofia: hmmm hope so
that s 4 my hubby
me: what? u broke my heart :(
Sofia: kaise :)
me: i thought u were waiting for me
Sofia: why u were not here all day?
me: good question
office me net bandh tha, koi kaam nahi hua
Sofia: accha, to kiya kya
me: again, intelligent question
i just compiled data collected till today

5 minutes later

Sofia: :)
good then

24th August, 2007

me: chak de india :)
Sofia: ?
me: last movie i watched, last sunday
Sofia: is it good
me: very well made.

6 means later

me: awakens ur spirits
patriotic :)
Sofia: boss on phone
me: me too. i mean mine too.
Sofia: i finished. he always calls to give me tasks
me: wht task? my task is almost over, if u dont consider Lunch as task ;)
sofia: nah that is not task
me: for me it is, i m from a third world country :D
btw the cafe pc was non-functional
so i had to shut down n leave ystrdy.
Sofia: u always leave without warning
me: sorry bt the pc was so bad, it took 5 minutes to scroll a page.
Sofia: terrible. net was like this when i was living in india
me: no, its just my bad luck, now its ok normally. its slow, bt works.
i was watching videos on orkut simultaneously, maybe multiple windows caused the problem :P
Sofia: so its ur fault
me: no, actually it should have handled that much bt couldnt.
Sofia: everything there seems slow :) and patience testing
me: m waiting to fuck for so long
Sofia: how long
me: say 12 yrs or maybe one or 2 more ;)
Sofia: m on phone
ok done

1 minute later

Sofia: so, u mean u had sex 12 years back?

About 1 hour later

Sofia: so?
me: never.
Sofia: hmmm ur about to get married right
me: maybe. its tough to marry before u've done smthng for ur country, family, society ;)
Sofia: very tough thinking
me: whenever i get chance i think bout hw it will affect my impression in society coz its India where sexual expressions are seen as crime.
Sofia: once ur married u can do it as much as u want with her
me: thats why i m deprived.
Sofia: i didnt get. what u need to look out, u will have wife. it will be easier for u, not wait n hope someone will let u for sex
me: the real problem is sex is not everything as u said one day ago.
Sofia: hmmm so u think its early for marriage right
me: ya, cant decide on basis of sex only.
Sofia: yes its true. if u feel its too early for u, then u could wait 4 sm time. but if the reason that ur not feeling ready is bcos u havent done anything 4 society etc., then what do u think ur supposed to do

9 minutes later

me: its tricky, i dont see offers of marriage that are upto my standard n so i think i have to pay my dues bfore i get my right match. got it?
Sofia: whats ur standard like :) that the offers dont meet it. miss India ? or with crorepati father? :P
me: crorepati father, pretty daughter, good idea.
Sofia: u'll never marry then be sure
me: hw can u say that? u know me that well?
Sofia: no. if u want pretty girl with very rich father
me: u mean i can get miss india or miss money, one of ‘em only?
Sofia: in indian conditions very tough
me: ok, then lets have a decent looking girl from a good family.
must have good smile.
Sofia: hmmm smile eh
me: aur nasheeli aankhen
Sofia: hihiiii
and big boobs

about 2 hours later

me: sorrrry, again. bosses were behind, so had to close.
n big boobs r the symbol of being female, who wouldn’t wish it?