Online cooking lessions

September, 2009

me: heloo
Rati: haan bolo
me: :(
Rati: ?
me: wait kar rahi thi mera :P abhi to offline thi
Rati: :P
me: lol
Rati: kaun mai ? nai thi offline
me: tum chat room me kyu nai aati ?
abhi dekha maine
Rati: ill get addicted
kya dekha ? nai ? mai to orkut pe thi abhi yaha pe ol hi thi
me: ok u r right lol
Rati: aisa q laga ?
me: wo jo green light hai na, wo green nai thi :D
Rati: ohh nahi.. green hi thi, ol hu kabse.
btw mujhe bataoo tumne ladki ki profile q banayi ? tum bisexual to nahi ho na?
me: addiction :P
Rati: lol
me: bt dont wry. dusra koi addiction milega to chhod dunga :P
Rati: :) par r u interested in boh sexes?
me: maybe.. i dunno. i ll hv to try first :P
Rati: what?
me: girls ka to confirm hai, bachpan se lol
Rati: u serious?
me: lets keep it a secret :P
Rati: seriously??
me: lol
Rati: ??
me: bachhi jaise baate karti ho
Rati: say yes atleast
me: i m a complete man :)
Rati: maybe u r
me: raymonds jaisi quality :D
Rati: lol but i thnk u might b bi
me: ok wht if i m :P ?
Rati: nthng :)
me: u knw whts my fantasy is with girls ?
Rati: ....
me: gaaliya mat dena, batau ?
Rati: yes
me: beating 'em :P
not hard to bleed ok :)
Rati: what?
me: slapping
Rati: ohk.... lol
me: ulti khadi karke____u knw :P
Rati: bechari tumhari honewali wife
me: wht bechari ? only if she enjoys it, i ll beat :)
Rati: k..
me: do u like it :)
Rati: no comments
me: tht means YES lol
Rati: no, wats ur fantasy wid guys?
me: chiii i told u as of today
Rati: batao.. sharmao mat
me: not at all
Rati: ok
me: nahi hai yaar
Rati: ohk fine
me: let me experience gals first :D
Rati: k
me: nd i m a one-woman man
Rati: k
me: so chance nahi kisi aur ka :)
Rati: :)
me: tht makes choice tough for marriage
Rati: ......
me: ham to affair/frndship discuss kar rahe the na ;) ....(in the morning session before lunch)
Rati: yes
me: to aisa kyu hota hai
Rati: agar mai tumse kahu...
kaisa?
me: main ladkiyo se sirf frndship nai kar sakta. shaadi ke bina koi baat hi nai karta :(
Rati: bcoz u nevr had real girls as frnds.. tats y maybe
me: wt i meant was
Rati: ..
me: kisi ladki ke paas jaata hu to bheed ho jaati hai. tarah tarah ki baate hoti hai. wo jannat nahi dekhi tune :D
Rati: ?
me: movie, Jannat
Rati: nahi dekhi
me: jhoothi. us din to tune kaha tha
Rati: kab ?
me: uski story bhi puchhi thi lol ek sunday ko
Rati: to maine poochi na.. maine dekhi kaha hai ? sunday ko humne 1 baar bhi chat nahi ki hai
me: ki thi. kaafi der tak ki thi, fir tumne kaha neend aa rahi hai. maine kaha wo story installment me sunaunga. tum jidd kar rahi thi story sunne ko lol
Rati: haan right, to maine kaha dekhi hai ?
jhooti kyu bola mujhe ? :-'( :'-( :'(
me: ok sorry
liar !!
Rati: :'(
chalo mujhe kuch khane k liye banana hai
me: btw
Rati: ...
me: muje tumse kaafi recipes shikhni hai
Rati: k..
me: detail me
Rati: sure
me: likh ke dogi ? biryani
Rati: k. tum banane wale ho kya?
me: toor daal
Rati: last time itna mujhse type kar ke liya
me: i m trying my best to clean home
Rati: aur banaya bhi nahi na ? omlette
me: nd buy bartan
Rati: k
me: muhurat nai nikal raha tha
Rati: :-/
me: fir to paise khatam ho gaye jue me :( 15 tarikh ko salary khatam hui
Rati: ohkk fir thik hai
me: dusri bank me jama punji thi us se kaam chala raha hu
Rati: k..
me: :(
Rati: acha fine its k
":(" ye kyu kar rahe ho?
me: ab to kharid lunga bartan. muje sirf ek method aati hai sabji ki. kam se kam kitne bartan chahie ?
Rati: 1
me: lol
Rati: :)
me: i mean roti sabji daal chaval sab pakane
Rati: umm 1 vessel
me: muje sirf cooker me pakana aata hai :D
Rati: aur 1 tava
me: i knw bout tava. fir aata gundne kuchh ?
Rati: ek plate
me: cooker me rice kaise banega ? give me minimum list
Rati: cooker bhi lena hai kya ?
me: cooker ke bina chalega ?
Rati: haan bhandyaat
me: kadai ? matlab kadai na ?
Rati: not kadai. Vessel, aluminium ka
me: aluminium ki pateeli ?
Rati: haan
me: par sabji to kadai me pakati hai mom :)
Rati: look, 2 aluminiun k bartan lo, 1 kadhai, 1 cooker, 2 plates, 2 bowls, 2 ladles, 3 table spoons
me: lol ladles bole to ?
Rati: wo hote hi na
me: bowl, spoon ki chinta mat karo
Rati: amti ko kya bolte hai ? curry
me: i cn understand
Rati: parosne ke liye jo thodasa deep hota hai
me: main sirf pakane ke liye kya chahiey wo puchh raha tha lol
Rati: acha, 2 aluminiun k bartan lo, 1 kadhai, 1 cooker. itna kaafi hai aur 1 tawa
me: to agar kadai hai to cooker kyu lu ?
Rati: cooker jldi pakane ke liye
me: okk par muje fried rice pasand hai, cooker wala nai :P
Rati: lol fir theek hai.. baad me cooker lo
me: daal aur rice ki recipe taiyar karna :)
Rati: k. daal ki recipe nahi hoti lol
me: mail kar dena
kyu ? its complicated. i hv seen :) pehle daal ko ubaalo cooker me, fir sab masala taiyar karo
Rati: k..
me: kya kitna dalna muje nai pata na :( prakrutii ne ek ladki se puuchhi thi recipe. usne chat room me batayi thi :D
Rati: :D
me: chk out
Rati: kk mere pet me choohe daud rahe hai
me: 1.a cup urad dal ..a cup toor daal. salt as per tatse green chilli drak ..
2.cut them in pieces..
3.onion ..zeeran oil to fry
4.soak dal for half n hr ..
5.ab ektho cooker uthao ..achha se dhoke saf karke oohme dono dal dijiye ..
6.kati hui hari mirchi adrak namak swad anusar dalke do tho seeti marne tak pakaiye..
gas band karna nahi bhuliyega ..
7.tel frying pan me garam karke ..ohme bareek kata pyaz n zeera daliye ..brown hone tak fry kariye ..
aur dal pe tadka marke man bharke pet bharke thoonsiye
i want this kinda complete method. i am a man :D
okkkk sorry. jao jao, khao khao :P
Rati: lol kisne di ye recipe?
me: hai ek ladki nimbu ki photo wali, chatroom me dekh lena
Rati: acha ohk
me: green lemon ki photo. usne prakruti se puchha ki aata gundna aata hai lol ?
Rati: k :)
k cya will catch u later
me: bbye seeya soon
Rati: yah bye

15 minutes later

Rati: back
me: itni jaldi :P kya pakaya ?
Rati: right :) tomato ki chutney. quick n easy
me: areey itna julm. dhang ka khana nai khati :)
Rati: Oil+green chillies+garlic+tomatoes+salt+coriander=tasty :P
me: i knw, its mouth watering
Rati: mummy ne banayi hai sabji, karela :(
me: bt its chutney after all
Rati: so i made dis 1
so wat?
me: uii ma. i dnt like karela
Rati: me too
me: fir thik hai
Rati: :)
me: maine 2 -3 mahine pehle ketchup ki bottle li thi nayi
Rati: katie ka mooh aisa kyu banaya hai?
me: abhi seal nai toda
Rati: q?
me: kaisa ? i hvnt changed. bas ek lat baal me daali
Rati: neeche se sleeping '3'
me: shape chnge hua ?
Rati: haan
me: lips ka ?
Rati: stylist k paas gaye the kya ?
Nahi, chin ka
me: gyaa tha. par muje kuchh naya nai mila to chnge save kiye bina chala aaya
Rati: hmm
me: naya dress dekha ? maine cheer gal dress bhi liya hai kal
Rati: haan
me: aur 3 chappal bhi. ek roman sandle jo abhi pehni hai
Rati: sweetie pe to dark cols suit hote hai
me: ek rainbow bracelet
Rati: q ki wo white hai na. haan dekhi maine, haan wo bhi dekha
me: sofi said my wallpaper and tiles are fabulous :P
Rati: :)
me: it looks royal, isnt it ?
Rati: :) yes
me: katie is the princess lol
Rati: no. sweetie is :P
me: wo to tere ghar me :D
Rati: :D mera album chck karo na..aur orkut pe kaunsa pic lagau batao, ya tum do koi pic. piggy chpos ka nahi chahiye
me: apni laga lo
Rati: nahi meri nahi
me: be confident modern woman :)
Rati: lol batao na
me: ye prakruti ki hai wo copy kar lo lol
Rati: batao batao
me: abhi bhejta hu mail me
Rati: nahi actress/model nahi chahiye
k
me: non filmi chahie ?
Rati: haan
me: ruko
Rati: k so many.. wow
Wait, i like kiddies more
me: these r copied frm a blog
Rati: ok :)
me: one fashion designer frm london :D
Rati: ohh :-o
lol
me: she buys interesting dresses frm different designers and sells at her shop
Rati: tum itna kaise jaante ho?
me: i ws follwing her blog daily. daily uski posts pe comment karta tha na ;)
Rati: k.. lol
uspe line maar rahe the kya?
me: sure I ws :P bt fir ek din usne apne bf ke baare me likha to my heart broke. nd i left following /reading her blog
Rati: lol
me: i was :D
Rati: lol abhi ka pic kaisa hai ?
me: ouui maa, meri pics ka kya kiya :(
Rati: lol hai na inbox mai :P
me: :x
Rati: :P
me: bekar me mehnat karvai :x
Rati: hahaha thanks so much for ur mehnat :P
lekin achha hai kya ? ya chng karu ?

19 minutes later

me: sowiie hang ho gaya tha
Rati: kkk
me: fir tea time :D
Rati: abhi wala pic kaisa hai?
kk

9 minutes later

me: isi account me orkut kholu to hang ho jaata hai :(

1 hour later

Rati: khud se q baate kar rahe ho lol?

15 minutes later

me: showiie boss aa gaya tha sasura lolnice baby. female hai kya :P