kitties and babies

24th August, 2009

me: so m back. tumne kya naam diya ? cat ko apni ?
Rati: sweetie
me: lol i guessed right :P u r attached to her, varna dusri cat laati lol
Rati: :D
me: ek letter type kiya poore din me, pehle main bahut pareshan tha, ab aadat ho gayi hai
Rati: ohk..
me: no work :D
Rati: :D hehe
me: ab kaam karna pada to trouble hogi :(
Rati: hmm :(
me: did u visit katie ?
Rati: yes, twice. once sweetie kissed her n the 2nd time they danced to the radio :D
lol how cute
me: u can take photos too
Rati: haan 1 took 1 pic
me: fast girl :P
Rati: :D
me: maine subah poll banaya to reject hua :( ab options bhi yaad nahi
Rati: kaunsa poll?
me: main moderator banna chahta hu lol
Rati: lol hahaha, to owner se contact karo na hahaha
me: btw "i wish i was kid was too fexy." especially wo bachha skirt me jo ghusta hai :D
Rati: lol yes i knw u wud like it
me: crown , kapde sab, kitna kharcha kar diya :P
Rati: lol :D she is lukin damn cute
mujhe bubble bath lena tha uske liye...
me: maine liya hai abhi abhi
Rati: mujhe bhi lena hai, lekin wo bol rahe hai ki u don hav enough money, visit bank :(
me: daily lottery me 50 dollars se lekar 500 dollars milte hai
Rati: naye ghar pe aate hi mujhe lottery lagi thi, sabko lagti hogi
wow real life me hota toh........
me: u knw jab main jyada spend karta hu tab
Rati: ......
me: meri 500 ki lottery lagti hai lol
Rati: aise kaise?
me: dont knw, 3 ya 4 din pehle maine bubble bath liya to balance 500 ho gaya tha. fir 2 baar 500 ki lottery lagi
Rati: :D wow mastach
maybe they don want our kitties to suffer
me: yeah they dont want u to quit just for balance
Rati: :)
me: so u ll hv enough to feed her always
u knw how to feed and clean ?
Rati: no..feed to kuch leke dete hai na. clean brush aur soap se karte hai na? ya kuch aur?
me: right , tune kar diya ?
Rati: haan
me: fir kya ?
Rati: ball pass karke khele bhi
me: :D
Rati: hehe
me: i love cats lol
Rati: hehehe
me: and every inch of their body :P cant get enough of it
Rati: ohk..got it
me: wat ? wat u got ;)
btw where's ur pic ? kitne din ho gaye :(
Rati: ruko mai sweetie ko khana khila rahi hoon, tumhi ne kaha tha u wont want to see my pic
ya kisi ugly ladki ka dikhao etc
me: tht ws joke :
be serious sweetie, u r 19 now, would be computer engineer :)
Rati: then? :)
me: maybe 2 -3 babies after marrieage
Rati: lol
me: lol one little cute gal
Rati: i wanted to ask "so?"
me: so apna photo dikhao ye sab sapne poore karne hai to lol
Rati: n wat abt my wud be bf?
me: P.S.=sapne mere hai
Rati: u want 2-3 babies?
me: bf ke bachhe paida karogi lol
Rati: then i cant marry u :-o
me: finance pe depend hai, at least one baby gal, baaki chalega
Rati: lol
me: why u wont marry me ?
Rati: lol are u serious?
me: tumne kaha 2-3 babies k baare me, give reason first
Rati: 2-3? itne kyu? :-o
me: wats ur demand ? let the production manager knw it :P
Rati: lol u knw i thnk u shud get married
me: hw do i knw :)
Rati: tell ur parents to luk for a beautiful lady
me: are beautiful lady milti to abhi mere ghar pe 2-3 bachhe khel rahe hote na :(
i m 29
Rati: to dhundne ko kaho na.
maine itne kapdde liye sweetie k liye lol
me: good going :)
Rati: cutest thing on net
me: u knw tht mobile and marriage joke :P
Rati: ?? no
me: see, jaise mob lene k baad thode mahine me lagta hai ki wait karte to aur achha model mil jaata vaise hi,, u can guess lol
Rati: hehe
me: wat s ur plan bout marriage ?
Rati: ill get married after 5-6 yrs maybe
me: :( so m out of the race :(
Rati: kya? hmmm
me: mera to end najdeek hai, maximum
Rati: end?
me: i mean i must marry in 2 to 3 years :(
Rati: yes. 2 yrs max. nahi to achhi ladki nahi milegi, buddhi se shaadi karni padegi
me: u say kya kiya jaay ?
Rati: kalpana ko propose karo :P
me: i cant go out wife hunting on roads lol
she's not fertile now :(
Rati: :) lol

1 minute later

hello?
me: yes...r u fertile ?
Rati: dont knw.. i havnt had ny experience as yet
me: :P
Rati: lol
me: u mean no mc lol
Rati: wat else ws i supposed to answer
Oh GOD!! not that exp, abt fex
me: i didnt mean tht u produced baby or not, i meant u r able to make babies or not :P
Rati: no comments :D
me: i guess u r then :D
Rati: no comments again
me: okk fir tumne bataya nahi, where to start the wife hunt ?
Rati: gharwalon ko batao pehle.. they will look for her 1st
me: they never searched for me, never asked me wat i like
Rati: ohk..:(
me: bas ladki wale khud aate rehte hai ;) they want it that way, got it ?
Rati: no
me: wt u mean by no lol
Rati: "they want it that way, got it ?"
me: yeah thts hw it has been till nw
they hv never inquired of any girl
Rati: ohhh? why? :_o
me: bas ladki wale khud aate rehte hai
Rati: :-o
me: and they want me to select :(
Rati: then? kitni ladkiya dekh chuke ho?
me: so obviously
around 25
Rati: what? 25?
me: last year hi 10 dekhi hogi
Rati: :-o
me: bt usme se
Rati: ...
me: sirf 5 ok hogi, baaki to pehi nazar me reject ho gayi thi lol
Rati: baap re.. r u expecting katrina kaif?
me: nai re
Rati: then?
me: i want a good package
Rati: ohk
me: looks, smartness, wealth, education etc
Rati: ohk.. smart boy
me: they make me compromise on everything :(
Rati: hmm
me: nd still everybody thinks i want a beauty queen :D
Rati: :D hehe
me: actually i wish i cud hv it :P
Rati: tell me, u seem quite normal to me..so hw come u don hav ny frnz?
me: wife lol
Rati: ???
me: she's too possessive to let my attention divert anywhere else lol
Rati: oh god lol
Miss. Invisible
me: m i sick ?
not miss.. Mrs
Rati: why?
me: :P
Rati: ohk Mrs. Invisible Paresh Solanki
me: ye Mrs invisible ka darr jo laga rehta hai muje
Rati: is dat fine nw?:p
me: call her Mrs. India lol
Rati: :D
u knw smethng, dis cud b our last chat b4 long
me: what ? why ?
Rati: lol :D
me: :(
Rati: coz
me: cry
Rati: i don knw if ill be here tommo
lol dont cry. sundays ko to tum bhi nahi honge yaha n ill be off to my mausi..
me: yeah i knw weekend me koi nahi aata mere se baatkarne :(
Rati: frm monday coll is starting :( sunday ko mai aati yahoo pe.. lekin i wont be home
me: leave colg, kya karna hai
Rati: leave col :D
me: padhkar
Rati: job karna hai
me: lets get married
Rati: lol haha
me: bharatiya naari ka job ghar pe hota hai :D
Rati: :D to tumhe kyu achhi scale wali biwi chahiye? :P
me: maine kab kaha ?
Rati: abhi to bataya
me: maine kaha wealthy
Rati: haan to?
dahej loge? :-o
me: achhe ghar ki ho
wealthy means khate pite rich ghar ki
dahej :x
Rati: khate pite ghar ki moti hogi to? :P
me: its for status, i dont want anthng
Rati: wo pole dancer type :P
good :)
me: i mean i believe in earning my needs myself
Rati: :)
me: haan agar
Rati: ..
me: figure Jennifer Lopez type ho to baaki sab maaf lol
Rati: :D lol
me: like if u r no. 1 in anyfield
Rati: dhanya ho aap
me: u dont need any other identity
Rati: ohk B-)
me: why dhanya ?
Rati: then?
kya ho aap?
me: tumne bola dhanya
why ?
Rati: aise hi
coz i like u
me: i ll make a poll
Rati: ..
me: on "aise hi"
Rati: poll maker
me: lol
Rati: hehe
wat @ ur poll on kuch nahi?
me: kya tera figure JLo type hai :P
Rati: no comments
me: face nahi to figure to keh do
Rati: wo pole dancer type hai? khush? :P
me: so big area to discover :P
wish me happy traveling ;)
Rati: lol :D shaadi pakki hogi tab karungi ok? :P
me: u mean tumse :D
Rati: nhi yaar, m already booked :P
me: :(
Rati: hmm
me: crying
Rati: :( dont
me: i think i shud contact ur dad
Rati: hey plz :D lol
me: i m searching on google
Rati: andar kar denge tumhe lol :D
me: tumhe bahar kar denge lol
Rati: nahi lol
me: muje to aadat hai andar hone ki… started to adjust :D

1 minute later

Rati: der?
me: office is getting emptied
Rati: ok ill catch u tomo, if m der ok?
me: :) raat ko yahoo pe ?
Rati: :) no..my mom will kill me, i thnk ill b der tomo ok?
me: kalpana ko try karunga :P
Rati: :D lol try try till u succeed
me: fruits of success r nt guranteed here :(
Rati: hmm k catch u tomo then ! bbye hav a nice weekend cya
me: weekend :(
Rati: gnite sweet drmz
me: is the crying end :(
Rati: ?
me: sleep well, dream bout me
Rati: u 2 lol
me: great day tomorrow
Rati: dar jaungi tumhe dekh ke
u 2
me: eat ur favourite sabji tomorrow
Rati: lol
k :D n u make a nice omlette cya
me: :D
Rati: :P
me: lol
Rati: jalana mat
me: talk ya
Rati: :D
me: u wont let me SEE u :D
Rati: ???
me: abhi tumko dekha kahan hai lol
Rati: ohh k..got it lol :D tc bbye
me: dil maan nai raha :(
Rati: ??
me: bye kehne ko :)
Rati: :)
me: ungliya chalne se mana kar rahi hai
Rati: hehe :D
phir copy paste karo
k.. bye :)
me: mouse pe bhi ungli chahie lol
Rati: :D
me: ok see ya
Rati: ya
me: :)
Rati: tata n do take care ok? :)
me: thnks mommy lol
Rati: lol k now bye..tata n tc hav a nice day happy weekend cya :)