smoking boys r cool !!

18th June, 2008

me: hi beautiful :)
mallika: hie
me: so we ve nt met after sunday ?
mallika: may b.. so wat r u upto?
me: nthng, boss away n m bindaas today :P
mallika: nice

10 minutes later

me: i can handle only one girl at a time :(
mallika: lolz k
me: aaj sab ki sab online hai :D :P
mallika: gud hai

5 minutes later

me: tea time :) dimaag kaam karne se mana kar raha hai :(
mallika: k
lol kyun kya hua?
me: addictions :( tea,cgrts,girls etc...we shud avoid addictive stuff totally
mallika: bt they r interestin nd wonderful :D
me: u mean girls or cigarts ?
hv to go nw :( catch u soon :)
mallika: i mean tea, cgrt, alcohol, boys etc :P
K cya..
me: did u say boys ?
means u drink :P
mallika: yup..kabhi kabhi

21st June, 2008

me: heya

13 minutes later

mallika: hi happy birthday..!!
me: thanks, you r late Juhi caught me first :D
mallika: k
me: just joking. anywy i dont celebrate, actually i dont belive in dates
mallika: why?
me: i enjoy when in mood anytime. nw as i m alone here i can party every day :P
mallika: hmm..
me: btw world music day is today :P what a coincidence
mallika: really..gud hai..

27th June, 2008

me: break lene gayee thi mujse :D
mallika: nah..lunch kar rahi thi..tv dekhte dekhte..
me: aaj jaldi lunch ?
mallika: :D
me: usme hasne ki kya baat hai ?
mallika: :
me: i dont understand this thing :D (straight face smiley)
mallika: .
me: nd this too :( i can see orkut bt cant post :( hw painful it is u know
mallika: wott?
me: orkut shows error on page, my reply cant be submitted
mallika: achha k
me: creativity has no future here :(
mallika: lolz..k
me: if u belive tht my nonsense posts r creative stuff :D
mallika: ya of course..
waise hwz u boi?
me: ppl get jealous of ur abilities
mallika: :D
ahem..kk which ur fav song latest wala..hindi bolna..
me: chhappan taare tod naach lu :D
mallika: hmm..ha..ah..dil hara..rite? k nice
me: yeah main dil haarta rehta hu :D i like the OHOo in btwn :P
mallika: kitni bar hara hai? :P
me: almost every day :D thank God koi response
mallika: omg..everyday..
me: milta nahi varna serious prob. ho jaati
mallika: aur nahi toh kya.. pata nai shadi k baad kya hone wala hai tera..
me: abhi to sab one-sided hota hai, agar jlo jaisi koi dil tode to i will be broken :(
mallika: lol k
me: i knw i m going to loose in love
mallika: i like only falak..frm tashan
me: all r good
mallika: hw do u kw?
me: thts written in luck that i wont get what i like so its tricky :P
mallika: see its nt bad.. wahi toh main bol rahi thi.. we get wht we need..nt wht we like or somethin like dat..
me: i expect wht i deserve so if i dont get that its natural to be frustrated. its nt my nature to want wht i dont hv right to get
mallika: no honey..its jus like dat k watever happens...happens for d best...
whow...ur messy..!! gud hai..
me: honey :P
think u dont like stories of other girls :D what s ur figure :P (after trying to discuss another girl with her)
mallika: no i dnt
me: dont hv figure :D ?
mallika: paresh: think u dont like stories of other girls :D mallika: no i dnt
me: then, what s ur figure :P dont mind
my lunch break is over, pata nahi chala chat me :D
mallika: so
me: nthng. i dont feel like eating these days, guess side effects of smoking
mallika: k aap toh smoking chhodne wale the na..
me: haan kal try to ki shaam tak 3 hi pi thi par baad me
mallika: aur usually kitni khatam karte ho din main?
me: shaam ko tanha dil gaate gaate 4 pi li :D no. 10 tak gaya hai, i ll make it 5 first
mallika: really?? 10??
is it really a fun?
me: fun is the key. as i dont enjoy it, i m confident of quitting :)
mallika: hmm...k
one of ma frnd told me ..its nt fun..wen he tried
me: tea is better as kick :P
mallika: agar kick hi chahiye toh..i lov ma vodka :D
me: u r so
mallika: so?
me: imagined u with vodka.
mallika: hota hai hota hai
me: maybe sexy :P so u must hv tested cgrt too i guess
mallika: nah..i hate smoking..bt i find it stylish...it is ..hai na?
me: smoking is stylish ?
mallika: yeh...i mean in other way..bt still i hate it..
me: u r right actually, smoking girls look hot :P
mallika: :) bt smokin boys r cool..bt nt hot :P
ahh dats obvious...wht m i sayin..dumbo..
k so.. aur suna..
me: m i dumbo ? :(
why ?
mallika: dat ws for me..
me: u r nt. in fact i kept on smoking coz i found that it controls my temper
mallika: dats nt an excuse..
nyways watever works for ya..
hey 3 mistakes of ma life..book kaisi hai?
me: i told u its good nt so much as the other 2
mallika: hmm...k
me: i ve got this disease nw to relate eveything to me :(
mallika: insani fitrat.. :)
me: bimaar insanki :D
mallika: nah its common
me: i hate cartoons frm childhood
mallika: i lov cartoons.. :P :P
still i like pokemon nd shinchan.. even baby loony toon
me: lol opposites attract :P
mallika: yup..
waise dnt forget cartoons k sath i like gothic metal..also...opposite toh yeh bhi hai :P
me: so u ll marry urself :D ?
mallika: is it a thing?
me: ? what is gothic metal ?
mallika: nothin..
me: junoon ka gaana nahi suna frm 1997 album
sayoneeeeeeeeeeeeee. chain ek pal nahi....
mallika: ha pata hai..
me: i was in first year then, 10 yrs passed na :(
mallika: hmm...
i kw only dat song..dunno nythin abt band
u dont even like enrique?
me: only models of his songs :P
mallika: lolz gud ans..kabhi songs bhi sun liya kar..
me: i like jlo's waiting fr tonight
mallika: hmm..
me: wetting for tonight :D
mallika: ahem..
me: means ?
mallika: nothin :D
me: it was a wet song in river she was getting wet dancing :D
mallika: so..
seriously i said nothin :P :P
me: i m nt magnet-like to keep u stick to me :P
u r geting bored finally
mallika: woh to i always get..i mean i easily get bored..nt bcoz of u..its jus me
me: good to hear so bt still i shud hv done the job anwy :P
mallika: magnet wala ? :P
me: haan to.. u shud do sm thng that the girl wont leave u for a minute :P
mallika: huh..
me: like my to be wife. she's all alert when any lady is near me :D
all kind of sirens start wrking :D
mallika: its nt funny for me..
me: sorry see i cant make u laugh too ;(
mallika: dnt hv to say sorry..
nah...u do, u always do. :D
me: thanks nw leaving for lunch :)
i never left eating for chatting :P
mallika: so ur also leaving?
me: i meant skipping lunch, i cant leave till 5.30
mallika: den go nd eat somethin..
me: so u know hw tough to sit on chair for 8 hours ?
mallika: sucking..
me: what ?
mallika: 8 hrs job sitting on chair..sucks..
hey u like shayari?
me: nt much, mostly the type of PJ shayri :D
mallika: k..i like serious typo..khud bhi karti hoon..par bahot gandi hoti hai...so chhod di..
me: depends on mood, u can tell me ur shayri :)
mallika: nah meri wali toh sab bhul bhi gayi...bt here is some good one..ma fav
Bari Mushkil Se Sualayaa hai Khud ko Mai Ne Aaj..!!!
Apni Ankhoo ko Tere Khawab ka Lalach Dey Kar...!!!
if u dnt like it its k..waise bhi sab ko achhi toh nai lagti...its jus for me..
me: if its original its good really nd if its reallly for Me than its great
mallika: its nt for you..
me: thts bad news :(
mallika: if u think so.. m off nw..tata tk cr..

6 minutes later

Yeh jo khuwahishon ka parind hai,
isse mausamon se gharz nahin
Yeh urre ga apni hi mauj mein,
isse aab deh keh saraab De
Damn its raining..m happy...nd paresh is busy..gud
me: sorry boss aa gaya tha, tum mushkil words use karti ho. i prefer simple shayri :)
mallika: i like pakistani urdu..more dan lakhnw
hey its raining again..
me: wife gets mad at rain :D
mallika: wife?
me: wo hypothetical wali, vaise i m bachelor yet :P
mallika: imaginary ha..gud gud
me: bt her works r nt so imaginary. she wont let me engage with any girl or woman :(
mallika: ah dat s a problem..
me: i blame my frustration bout love on my to be wife
mallika: if she is imaginary...u cn control her na..us ki thinkin badal dalo.. :P
me: hope that was so, its almost real. i hv no control at all, rather she controls my each activity. maybe we r chating with her permission only, or she can also disconnect the net anytime if she doesnt like you
mallika: ohho.. wht if she says no.. tu baat nahi karega muzse ? ;)
tell tell
me: she s nt direct :) she influences indirectly thru bosses, thru other ppl, thru disconnecitng net, thru making all pretty girls disappear frm my way when i need them
too much nonsense , huh ? i ll go for a tea so u can relax frm it :)
mallika: yeh..bt its kool..if it makes u happy..
me: maybe hunger caused bakwas :D
mallika: i believe ...jo bhi khudko achha lagta hai karo..der is nothin good nd bad in dis world..
me: thats a bold thing to say really :P
if i like to steal frm malls then its ok :D
mallika: ya..agar pakde jane k baad jo kuch bhi hoga usse tuze kuch farak nai padega toh yeah..its k
me: good logic
mallika: :)
me: i want to go to jail at least once bt i d prefer to go for sm dhaamal thing :D nt stealing
mallika: lolz k..watever works for u..
me: just for a change :D
when u r angry its good to break smthng :D
wht u say ? ok see ya..boss
mallika: ya..its gud
lolz k bye m leaving too
tk cr dear..

2 hours later

me: heya :)
mallika: helloo..hws u boi?
me: boi :D meet me to know the boi :P
i was born man :P
mallika: ok ji..so hwz d man?
me: want to go to teen age and hv sm affairs with class mates :P
man lost his childhood and youth :(
mallika: lost thodi na..u hv lived ur teenage :P
me: no ji, i acted like serious person in childhood and college
nw trying to do masti :P hv u seen Masti ?
mallika: yeh..gud movie
me: bt the idea of police coming when u hv affair is nt good :D
mallika: hmm..
me: we made a record today, longest chat :)
mallika: :)
me: plus i skipped lunch break too
i dont skip eating ever ;)
mallika: aaha...k
bt dats bcoz u ws nt hungry...rite?
me: as i waste half the food in hotel, i take sm snacks in lunch
bartan dhone wali mile to main khud bana lu, wo bhi easy to nahi
mallika: iks...v bad line...!! :
strict no no.. :
me: didnt get u
i didnt mean wife :D
mallika: thank god..

And she goes offline suddenly..

me: r u angry ? what hapend ?
dont go like that, this is our record date :)
date :D

1 hour later

mallika: power cut ..