guddy guddy mornings...

21st July, 2008

pooja: guddy guddy mornings...oppss guddy afternoon he hehe
me: kya guddy
shahid ko mil gayee kismet mera kya :(
pooja: hehe
guddy means gud
me: kab tak takiya leke sona hai :P

22nd July, 2008

me: hii
pooja: hiiess
me: meri ek hii aur tere multiple hiissss :D
pooja: hehehe
ek hiii ab khush
me: nahi, ye dil mange more :P
pooja: kyu
me: satisfaction :P
pooja: ek hiii dusra hii tisra hii
wait
me: ek ciggy pike aata hu :)

25 minutes later

pooja: hmmm
i wl kill u kitni ciggy
me: welcome back
arre sirf 2
pooja: thnku
me: sirf 2 frm mrng
pooja: shit yaar ur too much
me: feels good, i ll leave on one condition
pooja: noo
me: trust me i ll leave if
pooja: feels yaakss
me: u give ur contact no :D
pooja: if??
ha ha ha gud joke
me: seriously, if u dont trust me than muje teri baat kyu manni chahie ?
pooja: okk mat maano
maro jaake
me: thnks for support
see i told
pooja: my plsure
me: many ppl if they r ready to hav a bet with me of 1000 Rs. for quitting smoking
pooja: u go to hell
me: bt no one cares me :(
pooja: sun na nahi hai na
me: suno to
pooja: kya
bolo
me: mere se kisiko pyaar nahi itna ki 1000 Rs lagaye smoking chhudvane. fir muje kaisa lagega ?
pooja: ab mujhe bura lag raha hai
me: actually main chhodne hi wala hu bas ek gf mil jaaye :P
pooja: bt kabhi aagle janam main
me: haa wo to hai, muje gf nahi milni hai :(
pooja: kyu ??
biwi mil jayenge na
me: wait
pooja: hmm

5 minutes later

me: m back sorry. wo saali bahut jalti hai
biwi achhi mili to na :( varna to whisky bhi chalu karni hai :P

45 minutes later

me: hii
pooja: hii
me: kahana thi ?
pooja: ghar pe aur kaha
me: i knw
pooja: fir??
me: wo to koi aa gayee thi
pooja: hmm
me: muje pareshan karne :(
pooja: nikala...
heheee paresh ko pareshan
me: sachhi
pooja: ohh
me: she's like a rand
pooja: kabse
means
me: pehle se :D
rand means whore :P
pooja: kya
shit.. shuru kya wapas
me: ab whore ka matlab
pooja: i knw
me: dictionary me dekh na :)
pooja: no more explanations
me: dekho jo ladki apna kaam karvane
pooja: pata hai bhai
me: apni body ka upyog kare use
pooja: kaha na no expntns
me: whore kehte hai
ok bt my career is in khadda, shahid ko dekha tha na
pooja: hmmm
yaa
me: main bhi takiya leke sota hu
pooja: dekhe na. mast hai
me: haar maan chuka hu, job nahi milti
pooja: hmmm tussi gr8 ho
me: pata hai bt u knw when u start beliving that
pooja: wt
me: tht u r great you stop being great :)
pooja: hmmm and wt else
wt u had in lunch today
me: daal , sabji roti
pooja: ohhh boring na
me: roj hotel me khana boring hai, ye nahi :D
pooja: ohh den u dnt knw to cook
hmmmmm aaj chatroom mein aapka ek b msg nahi
me: aaj kal log kam aate hai waha aur office admin
pooja: kyu bt
me: kabhi bhi posting ya poori site block kar dta hai
pooja: ohhh buhat bura
me: aap dekh sakte ho par jawab nai post kar sakte :(
pooja: den pura din timepass kaise????
me: hai par jyada nahi, relaxed, wo sexy colleague par bhi
pooja: hmm
me: dhyaan dena padega na ;)
pooja: aree ye colleague buhat terrible hai kya
me: akal ki kachhi hai
pooja: ohh
hmm he he he pyar se shut up, woh kaise bolte
me: :x shut up nahi
pooja: aeee aise thik nahi
me: see ya after tea break :)

23rd July, 2008

me: hi puji :)
pooja: hiii bosswaa
me: kaisan ho ?
pooja: majja ma
tumne shahid ko pareshaan kia ha ha ha ha
me: lol usne kaha meri profile me kyu aate ho ? maine kaha,
pooja: kyu jaate the
me: hi shahid its me paresh
pooja: hmm
me: shahid samajhke milne aa gaya tha ;D
pooja: hmm shahid.. and us langoor ko
me: bevkoof samajata tha
pooja: kise
me: k main uske scrap padhne jaata tha
pooja: ha ha ha leave it
me: bt usko khud nahi maloom k
pooja: aur sunao
me: usne profile private
pooja: kaise raha aaj ka din
me: set kar rakihi hai
pooja: i knw woh gadha hai
me: aaj to market was burning bt i missed the train :(
pooja: ohhhhhhh scooter nahi kaam aaye
me: hihi are stock market
pooja: train
i knw
pooja: PJ b nahi samajhte
me: bt u dint put :D
pooja: wt
me: tumko end me :D rakhna tha to confirm hota pj
pooja: ohhhh
me: muje doubt tha k u got it that market means share market or Sabji market :D
pooja: main kya anadi hun
me: meri dusri gf nahi samji thi :)
pooja: kya
me: intra day trading bata raha tha use :D
pooja: hmm mujhe toh buy today sell 2morrow pasand hai
me: i do it too
pooja: gud
me: bt jyada fast gain to margin me
pooja: kaha accnt hai aapka
me: hi milta hai
pooja: yaa
me: icicidirect.
pooja: hmm mera kotak
me: pehle socha main kaha aur stock market kahan. thoda bahut part time kar lenge. abhi din k 4 trade hote hai :D
pooja: hmmmm stop re bore ho raha hai yeh market
me: maaf kar do didi :P
par kya kare office me rush nahi hota nd i m very active :P
pooja: hmmmm sacchi
gud bhaiyaa
me: sachhi khali dimaag kya hota hai pata hai na ?
pooja: shaitaan ka ghar
me: good girl
pooja: hm thnks bhaiyaa
wo saali kaise hai aapke aaj
me: marne do. dont talk bout her
pooja: mar gaye itne jaldi
me: i mean akeli marne do
pooja: okk
me: muje chhod kar
pooja: as u wish boss
me: uski figure itni achhi hai ab kya kare
pooja: ke ash b maar kha jaye
me: itni nai, boobs nahi hai vaise :D
pooja: shut up
dirty mind
me: tumne kaha to maine explain kiya :)
pooja: maine kab kaha
me: tune kaha ash jaisi to maine
pooja: areee
me: uska fault batana hoga na ?
pooja: tu har baat pe itni bakwaas karte ho he kya
me: :(
pooja: rona nahi
me: :(:(:(:(:(
pooja: rona hai kya
me: haan meri baat koi nahi sunta
pooja: fir us saali ke samne rona
me: hi hihi
pooja: hmm
me: uski to main ***********
pooja: ab kya hua
me: gaaliya gandi wali
pooja: ohh accha hua *** likha
me: besharm naye kapde , scent maarke aa jaati
pooja: nahi toh main bhag jaati
me: hai roj :(
pooja: toh acchi baat hai na
me: muje kya mila :P
pooja: kya
me: sex
pooja: kuch nahi
bye
me: taiyaar kis ke liye hoti hai ye socho ?
pooja: galat soch aapki
ghatiyaan soch
me: par socho to sahi, kyu taiyaar hona ??
pooja: nahi. aapki ke khatir he he he :O
me: hope nt for me
pooja: noo its fr u. samjho uske feelings ko
me: lol
pooja: :P
me: whore has no feeling , just target
pooja: :D hmmm
me: :(
pooja: aise baatein nahi karte bhaiyaa
me: she'll stick to do
pooja: atleast in front of sis
me: what she's assigned to do as a duty
pooja: ohh plzzz stop
me: ok bt its a fact
pooja: stop the fact fast
hmmmmm main pagal ho jaounge
me: hota hai hota hai
pooja: kyu
me: hamare saath rehogi to ho jaogi :D
pooja: hmm
me: kabhi wo meri behan ban jaati hai :(
pooja: rakhi is comming
me: dono taraf se khatra hai
pooja: he he he aapke gf ka kya hua
me: ye deal dekho
pooja: kaunsi'
me: ya to boss banke use paise do
pooja: ??
me: ya fir bhai banke uski shaadi karvao :(
pooja: hmm aapko kya manjoor hai
me: nothing
pooja: hmm leave it den
aapke gf kaise hai
me: she is out out out
pooja: kuch baat aage badhi ya nahi'
me: sunday ladki dekhne jaana hai ;)
pooja: hmmmmm sacchi waaah
shaadi ke naaam se bhag gaye hehe heeee
me: hu na, aur gf hai gmail me :P
pooja: nahi bhag gaye
hmm gud
me: present mam
pooja: ab toh naam bata do
me: s......secret :P
pooja: hmmm :(
me: sorry usko bura lag sakta hia
pooja: :( :( :(
me: hint to di thi na :) u r smart girl
pooja: nahi
me: ok u r dumbo bas :D
pooja: :( :(
me: ro mat behana, usme kya badi baat hai ??
pooja: behen ko nahi bataounge bhabhi ka naam
me: bhabhi ka naam to invitation card par print karke bhejunga :D
pooja: sure bt kab
me: shaadi to final ho :(
pooja: hmmm okk