+ to + No Current flow !!!!

This is about my failed attempt to make a fake female profile on a social networking site after my original profile got banned in a community where i spent most of my time. Some say i was addicted to the chat room of the community and hence made the fake profile. Now as i did nothing to change my conversation style, they identified me very soon and kept attacking me verbally to accept about my fake profile. I managed to escape for some days anyhow but then on one bored evening they decided to hit below the belt and so came the end of Kamini..my fake female profile !

Nirvana : Use bolna ki tumhe AIDS hai :P
Shy guy: okay !!! phir to sochna padega, i need tym ! abhi humara relation itna accha nahi hua hai ! mere aage mera career hai ! zindgi me bada aadmi banana hai !apne marhum pardada ji ka sapna sakar karna hai ! :D
Nirvana: LAGATA HAI SAB LUDHAK GAYE... :D
Maddy: ek saal se livin main reh raha hu...sab pata hain use
Kamini : Ye bimari chatting se nai failti :D
Maddy: are oye launda log...seriouly ek baat batate hain...is Kamini ka mooh band karao koi :o
Kamini: Muh band hai, ungliya chalu hai :P
Maddy: to bich main ungli mat kar :P
Nirvana: KAHA PE UNGALI KAR RAHI HAI...:P
Shy guy: are Kamini teri ungliyo ko kya kahenge ? i mean ladyfinger to keh nahi sakte !aur manfinger bolne me maza nahi hai ???Kamini: Gandi jagah pe ungli nai karti main
Mard kahin ke :x
Nirvana: ISKA MATLAB TU BAKI JAGAH PE UNGALI KARTA HAI.........:D
Shy guy: are mard hi to ungli karte hai pehle.. rani ! :D
Nirvana: KHARAB AADAT HAI ABHI BADAL DALO........:P
Kamini: Screw dheela ho to muje repair karna padta hai :D
Maddy: vase Kaminiya ka raja to hamar nitin hain..ko bhai....
Shy guy: suna bhai logo !!! SCREW shabd ka pryog kar rahi hai chamiya !hum to kehte hai mauka bhi hai tanhai hai, aaj bajate hai sehnai ! :P
Kamini: Slum ka raja hai sasura :DHurrrrr
Nirvana: NAHI YAARRR !!!!TUBHI HAI SAATH MEIN...............KYUKI DOST HAI NAA TU MERA ... MIL BAAT KE SHARAE KARENGE....:D
Kamini ki kar do durgati !hamla !!!
Nirvana: TU TO WAHI REHATA HAI NAA...SLUM...MEIN..:P
Maddy: maal kharab hain yar...hum check kiye the :D
Kamini: Bhookhe nange slum dogs :x
Maddyaa, slum wali bhikharan ko chek kar aya tu
Shy guy: slum dog nahi ! slum dog millionaire kaho abhi to rani ! aaj ab kaha jayegi !aaj to tujhe paresh bhi nahi bacha sakta ! kyo bhaiyo ! :D
Maddy: kahe us din ooima ooima kahe kar rahi thi fir :D
Kamini: Tu us gali ki kutiya ko ched raha tha to main use bachane chilla rahi thi :D
Shy guy: ui ma ui ma nahi kar rahi thi wo ! osama osama kaeh rahi thi !wo tere baad taste karne ke liye line me tha us din ! :Dluti lutai kulta hai ye ! maine idea drop kiya !huh....
par kaa batau us din fursat main tha maja aa gaya tha yar...:D
Kamini: Drop ? Tere andar ek drop nai bacha actually :D
Shy guy: ye sab karne ke baad TOOL acche se ssf kar liya tha na ? aisi kultao ka koi bharosa bahi hota ! sali Vishkanya nikle to !waise agar zayada chillai thi to roj ka hoga iska ! wo hi zayada natak karti hai ! :D
Shy guy: Drop ??? do boond zindgi ki !!! :D
Nirvana: OOIMA OOIMA YEH KYA... HO GAYA..KISI NE MUJHE CHEK KAR LIYA.... PATA BHI NAHI CHALA MUJHE....AUR USNE MERA DIL MOH LIYA....
Maddy: hum use nd throw main bisbas karta hu......jitna hamar jeb main paisa nahi hota na us se jyada hum safty wala chij rakhta hu :D
Kamini: Kya maza sasure..tera to device hi nai chala tha, i felt so ashamed
Shy guy: aa gayi na aukat pe ! maine kaha tha na ki roj ka hai iska ! natak kar rahi thi kucharitra !
Maddy: niptne k baad hum sabji khridne gaye to waha moolie ko dekhkar boli...e ka hain, hum bole e hamar liye to mooli hain par tere liye MAMULI hain :D
Nirvana: SARKAILO KHATIYA JAADA LAGE...JAADE MEIN BALMA PYARA LAGE...
@slumwalateri tank khali hai ye to tere shahar ki har ladki ko bata diya maine :D
Shy guy: mamuli cheezo ka shuk hai inko ! :Di really wonder…aisi ladkiya jaane kitni sabjiya kharab kar deti hogi !poor people they dont even have money to buy them ! :(
Nirvana: AUR JAB BRUCE LEE MAMA BANN JAYEGA.... TO WOHH MAMU LEE KAHLAYEGA...:D
Kamini: Chal juthe, muli to maine tumhe dikhai thi, tere tiny device se compare karvane :D
Maddy: kal frut wala nikla hoga inki gali se, us se boli...e bhaiya ye kaile to pilpile hain..kadak or lambe do...frut wala bhadak gaya, u bhi bola...kaa madam kabhi to khane k liye liya karo :D
Nirvana: NA JAANE KAISE KAISE LOG HOTE HAI... JINHE MULI KHANE MAJA AATA HAI..
Shy guy: slumboy..kis balma k sath sote ho :P
Maddy: abhi to apni item k sath sote hain...man kare to bulwa lena tere sath bhi so lenge...:P
Nirvana: MAIN TO SIRF LADKI AUR AUNTY KE SAATH SOTA HOON..... TU KISKE SAATH SOTA HAI..
Kamini: Ye maddya ko bhi kele ka shauk hai , na jane kahan dalta hoga :P
Shy guy: bhai logo aap basic rule bhul rahe ho ! + + no current flow ! phir kya faida ! :D
Kamini: Add kar le muje, fir bat karte hai sone ki :P
Nirvana: KHUD KELA KHATA HAI AUR DUSRO KO BOLTA HAI....:D
Shy guy: kaise add karu ??? :o
Maddy: e cirkit engg dhiniyawaad re bhai...hum to bhul hi gaye the....:D
Shy guy: kela nahi, mittha kela ! :D
daba ke khao ........... (katrina aunty keh rahi thi aisa TV pe)
Nirvana: ADD KARNE KE LIYE ADIDAS KE SHOES PEHAN LE.. ++ CHARGE RAHEGA ..TO SHOCK LAG JAYEGA..
Kamini: Battery me dum ho to curnt flow kahi bhi ho sakta hai beta :P
Maddy: aaj to bata hi deta hu....tu bata ka kaa janti hain :P
Nirvana: GOOD KAHI KA..:P
rehne de maddy babu ek jhatke me mar jayegi ! :D
Sunny: Maa ksm bhayankar bore karte ho tum chaaro mil ke
Maddy: are bar bar bich main ganda sa dikhati hain....hum roj dekhte hain aesa to :D janti nahi hain engg power ko :o
Nirvana: HAAN MADDY... HAR EK KI CAPACITY NAHI HOTI,... KELA KHANE KI...........:D
Kamini: Expired instruments me sirf Jhatke hi aate hai
Maddy: insaan hu yaro...kab tak cntrl key dabau...ab to or kuch dabata hu :D
Nirvana: BAHUT DER SE HUM ANDHERE MEIN THE.... PAR SUNNY AAKE UJALA KAR DIYA.. AUR USNE SAB DEKH LIYA...:D
Shy guy: darjan bhar kele kha ke Kamini varat ko chali ! :D
Kamini: Kele se itna lagav kyu hai in ladko ko :P
Shy guy: ye to wahi janta hai jinke paas hota hai ! apke liye to ye maMULI baat hai !
Nirvana: KYUKI.....ISI KELE KE DUM PE YEH DUNIYA HAI....:P
Kamini: Slumdogs ke sapne to dekho :D
Maddy: kuch bhi ho....ab to andar ka ravan jag gaya re....ab to paisa batao kitna lagega, haram main nahi khate hum :P
Nirvana: GARAM HOKE KHAYEGA KYA....:D
WAISE KHANAA GARAM GARAM HI ACHCHA LAGTA HAI...
Kamini: Shut up u rascal :x
Insomniac: hum abhi abhi complaint box me kuchh likhe hain... Kamini jaldi jaldi apna post delete karlo.. waise delete karne ke baad bhi trash mese moderators padh sakte hain